UFC 118: B.J. Penn vs. Frankie Edgar 2 - Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC 118: Penn vs. Edgar 2. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Spike TV broadcast (at 9PM EST) and continue through the pay-per-view (at 10pm EST) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
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The Spike TV broadcast is live, first fight up shortly.
Andre Winner vs. Nik Lentz - Round 1 - Lentz goes for the takedown on a single leg and Winner defending well and landing some short punches. Lentz is being relentless looking to finish. Lents gets the takedown and Winner stands up and Lentz takes him right back down taking his back. Nik landing a few punches but Winner stands up again. Lentz still looking for the single leg and Winner pulls him up. Winner with a knee and he gets some separation but Lentz just drives forward into a single leg attempt again and again Winner with a short knee. Lentz still looking for the takedown and again can't get it. Knee to the body for Winner and Lentz pushes into him again. Knee to the body from Lentz as the boos start.Winner with a pair of hard punches and a knee to the head followed by an elbow to the head. Lentz manages to get the takedown and Winner again stands up. Hard left hook by Winner. Lentz pushed Winner into the cage for the majority of the round but Winner did the most damage. 10-9 Winner on my card but we'll see what actually happens.
Round 2 - Head kick from Winner is blocked, Lentz lands a punch and gets in close pushing him into the cage. Knee to the body from Winner and he gets his back off the cage. Winner landing some inside punches and Lentz just keeps pushing for the takedown. Right hook from Winner as they separate lands hard and Lentz pushes right back into the cage. He's got to figure out something else here. Lentz gets the takedown but again can't hold Winner down. Elbows to the side of the head by Winner and Lentz takes him down for a second before Winner gets up again. Again I'd give it 10-9 Winner but I'm pretty sure the judges will have Lentz up 20-18.
Round 3 - Winner landing some sharp strikes from distance so Lentz pushes him right back into the cage. Lentz gets a takedown and Winner stands up without taking any damage after about 20 seconds. Lentz manages to drag him back down, this time landing a few punches. Winner stands up and Lentz takes him back down, taking his back. Lentz has the back with both hooks in. Lentz into mount and he lands some short punches. Lentz finally looking for a rear naked choke and the round ends. 10-9 Lentz and my card is 29-28 Winner.
Official Scorecards: 30-27, 29-28, 30-27 all for Nik Lentz. Nik Lentz wins by unanimous decision.
Joe Lauzon vs. Gabe Ruediger - Round 1 - Lauzon landing some hard punches. Now a nice body lock and throw and Lauzon gets to side control and then takes the back. Lauzon tries to get to mount but Ruediger defends. Now big elbows and a jump to side control. Big shots from Lauzon. Ruediger stands up and Lauzon slams him, lands some huge shots and then an armbar. Joe Lauzon wins by submission (armbar), round 1.
Marcus Davis vs. Nate Diaz - Round 1 - Left hand by Davis and Diaz with a counter. Leg kick from Diaz. Two punches from Diaz and he won't stop taunting so Davis drops him and lands several more punches before Diaz got up. Davis is bleeding near his left eye. Left hand from Davis. Body shot from Davis. Left from Davis and Diaz lands a left hand counter. Diaz landing some straight punches and a hard left hook from Davis. Leg kick lands for Diaz. Diaz looking for a takedown but Davis avoids. Diaz starting to land a little better now and he drives in looking for a single leg. Overhand right by Diaz. Both men land in an exchange. Davis with a nice combination on the inside. Davis landing some hooks and Diaz comes back with a flurry. Nice two punch combo as a counter for Davis. The round ends with Diaz landing a few more punches. Close round, 10-9 Davis on my card.
Round 2 - Davis bleeding pretty badly as the round is about to start so the doctor stops to check the cut. The doctor lets them go. Left hand for Davis right away. Dias landing a sharp jab. Diaz looking for a takedown Straight left from davis. Diaz is doing good work, his style is just very hard to explain in words in this format. Davis keeps looking for one or two punches at a time but he's getting picked apart at a distance. Left hand from Davis and another hard one. Nice flurry from Diaz now. Diaz pops him hard. Leg kick from Davis but his eye is bleeding pretty bad. Diaz pushing for the takedown and can't get it before the round ends but Davis does only to have Diaz reverse. 10-9 Diaz.
Round 3 - Diaz landing hard flurries. Davis' eye is awful. Diaz looking for the takedown and he can't get it but he doesn't really need to with the way he's landing punches. Nice right hand from Diaz. Diaz is just hitting davis with whatever he wants. Davis' eye is swollen to a really grotesque degree. Diaz with the takedown. Diaz locks up a choke and Davis goes out cold. Diaz looked tremendous after the knockdown in the first. Nate Diaz wins by technical submission (choke), round 3.
Kenny Florian vs. Gray Maynard - Round 1 - Not much action for the first minute. Head kick by Florian is blocked. Two minutes in and still nothing really happening. Florian with a pair of leg kicks. Right hand from Florian lands. Maynard finally driving for a takedown and he gets it. Gray is in Florian's guard now. Maynard lands a few punches to the body and now some heavier punches. Maynard won the round with the takedown on my card.
Round 2 - Not a lot happening in the early parts of round 2. Florian throwing a head kick that got blocked. Uppercut from Maynard and now he drives in looking for the takedown and he gets Kenny down but Florian manages to stand back up. Manyard with the takedown again into side control. Kenny has a cut over his left eye. Maynard landing a few decent punches now but Florian regains guard. Maynard staying busy enough to avoid the stand-up. 10-9 round for Maynard.
Round 3 - Counter punch from Kenny. Florian high kick blocked and he lands a left hook after a missed superman punch. Maynard with the takedown again. Maynard landing to the body. Maynard landing some punches to Florian's head to avoid the stand-up. Florian trying to find something off his back here.Florian stands up but is quickly taken back down. Florian almost locks in an omoplata but can't finish it and they're standing with 20 seconds left. The fight ends and it should be a clean sweep for Maynard.
Official Scorecards - 30-27, 30-27, 29-28 all for Gray Maynard. Gray Maynard wins by unanimous decision.
Demian Maia vs. Mario Maranda - Round 1 - Maia uses a punch to get inside on Miranda and gets a single leg. Maia puts him on the ground and is landing a good amount of punches. Maia working toward the back. Miranda is able to escape as Maia was transitioning for an armbar and they're back to standing. Maia landing a few punches. Leg kick from Miranda. Kick blocked by Maia. The round ends and it was 10-9 Maia.
Round 2 - Maia shoots for the single and in the scramble they end up standing with Maia holding a headlock which he uses for the takedown. Maia working well and gets to mount. Maia landing a few punches and working for an arm triangle but Miranda defends so Maia lands some big elbows. Maia working for an armbar while still landing punches. Miranda slips out just as it looks that Maia was going to get an armbar. 10-9 Maia again.
Round 3 - Maia shoots in and gets the takedown and is on Miranda's back. Maia locking in a body triangle. Maia landing some solid punches and now Maia is thinking about transitioning from the back to an armbar. He does go for the armbar and Miranda manages to escape. Maia is gassing here. Right hand from Maia and he gets a takedown. Maia passes to full mount. Maia looking for the armbar again. Maia looks for the armbar again and Mirand a manages to get out again. The round ends and Maia clearly won all three rounds.
Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Demian Maia. Demian Maia wins by unanimous decision.
James Toney vs. Randy Couture - Round 1 - Couture with a single leg and right into mount. Couture landing a lot of punches to the head as the crowd explodes into a "Randy" chant. Couture postures up and lands a few punches. Toney gets to the cage and as he tries to wall walk but ends up in an arm triangle. Toney defends and Couture tees off again and locks in a much deeper arm triangle. Toney is forced to submit. Randy Couture wins by submission (arm triangle), round 1.
B.J. Penn vs. Frankie Edgar - Round 1 - They exchange early with Penn looking much more aggressive than the last fight. Penn lands a hard uppercut and Edgar with a great takedown. Penn looking to sweep to an armbar but he can't lock it in. Edgar still on top with Penn really controlling his posture. Penn gets up off the ground and they're back to distance. Edgar with a nice right hand and he gets back out. Edgar with another big takedown. Penn gets back to his feet. Edgar with a leg kick. Left hand from Penn. Kick by Edgar after a punch from Penn. 10-9 Edgar.
Round 2 - Penn with a nice hook and a right hand counter to a body kick from Edgar. Knee from Edgar lands after a failed shot. Edgar shoved off when he shoots. Penn landing more this round. Left hand from Penn. Edgar shoots and gets the takedown. Penn with butterfly guard and he stands up. Left hand from Edgar. Nice leg kick from Edgar and he has come back to take over the round. Penn with a nice punch that lands. Edgar to the body with a kick. 10-9 Edgar again.
Round 3 - Penn throwing a few kicks early with neither man really landing much of note. Three punches from Edgar and he gets back out. Penn with a nice right hand that the announcers miss because they're busy talking about Edgar's family. Penn with a knee inside. Leg kicks from Edgar. Right hand over the top by Frankie. Edgar landing some nice flurries now. Right hand by Penn. Edgar shoots and it's stuffed. Very nice two punch combo from Edgar. Edgar charges in for a takedown and pushes Penn into the cage. Edgar with two good punches and he gets back out. The round ends and it was 10-9 Edgar again.
Round 4 - Penn with a takedown and he almost is in mount. Edgar manages to get to half guard. Edgar manages to escape back to his feet. Jab from Penn and a right hand from Edgar. Edgar kicks Penn in the leg and Penn slips to the ground. Edgar is on top now. Penn gets a very high guard. Edgar postures up enough to move Penn's legs down. Big shots from Edgar now. Penn stands up but he's getting dominated so far in this fight. Left hook from Edgar lands. edgar landing a few more potshots while Penn can't get off in time to catch him. Right hand from Penn and the round ends. 10-9 Edgar and he has won every round on my card.
Round 5 - Penn quickly gets a takedown. As Edgar scrambles Penn takes him back down and almost has the back but Edgar manages to turn into him and end up on top. Edgar lands an elbow and goes to the punches. Edgar is just pounding on him now. Penn looks like he can't do a single thing here. They get back to the feet and Edgar lands again and again. I didn't think he could do it again but he has done it, and done it with much more emphasis and been even more impressive than the first time around. 10-9 Edgar gives him a clean sweep on my card.
Official Scorecards: 50-45 across the board. Frankie Edgar wins by unanimous decision.
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Great poster
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
the edges kinda got cropped a bit in an ugly way, but thanks. :)
Here’s the original:
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 28, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Great work as always...
Although, the light should be laying on it’s back. Hahaha
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Aug 28, 2010 12:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha even better
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Aug 28, 2010 1:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I like the hidden teddy bear
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
i guess im the only one here
i dont get the photo, its cool and simple with a contrast to fighting, but i dont get the tie in…is it related to toney?
ufc fan boy all the way
Awesome work Anton
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Just saw the Expendables yesterday
Its basically the Pac/Mayweather of action movies.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Worst case scenario for UFC tonight
Edgar def. Penn
Toney def. Couture
Maynard def. Florian
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Dana is pretty much riding on Toney losing
Edgar defeating Penn means another loss for their only lightweight draw. Maynard beating Florian (assume it’s a UD) means an Edgar vs. Maynard title fight, which has no chance of being a main event for any PPV. Maybe a co-main to a bigger PPV but not a standout headliner.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
What you are failing to understand...
and why the UFC succeeds where other promotions fail, is that the UFC is prepared to move forward with whoever the winner is. There is no losing, for the UFC, based on the outcome of any given bouts.
Really, the only way they lose is if the bouts are all boring and fans lose interest.
I like Fedor, it’s just his fans that are intolerable...and his management.
...I want Maynard to win
I don’t want to see Kenny get stomped on for 5 rounds again.
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
I think Kenny could beat Frankie
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Only the third of those things is happening.
Plus, Toney wins? then they throw him in against another HW & he gets smashed the second time. Possibly w/ even more eyeballs on him. So wouldn’t be all that bad.
Edgar & Maynard are just kinda boring though. That would be bad in terms of business.
If it is indeed Edgar/Maynard or Edgar/Florian they might as well just put it on Spike
I’m still waiting for that “big fight for free” Dana promised.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
He's probably have some difficulty signing the right bout...
fighters with PPV percentages in their contracts would obviously push back hard on doing a free show.
I like Fedor, it’s just his fans that are intolerable...and his management.
I see your logic, but I don't buy it
The UFC has proven time and time again that they can take lemons and make lemonade. Shogun squashed the Machida era before it even got started, but it was all right because they made Shogun a star. If Edgar wins again, he absolutely will be a star. If he wins a rematch against Bj fucking Penn on a well watched pay per view, he will be the new face of the lightweight division. Then have him give fitness lessons to the Situation on the new season of Jersey Shore and watch his meter rise. Have the UFC show that clip of his family freaking out. Edgar has star power, they just haven’t felt like they needed to use it. And honestly I think they’d be happy if Toney wins. Randy doesn’t have many pay days left in him, that’s obvious by the fact that he’s fighting Toney in the first place. If Toney wins then they get to set up the hilarious big money Toney/Lesnar fight. They’ll be set. (Of course this is just ignoring that if Maynard wins he has a great shot at becoming champ, but I’d rather not even imagine that.)
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War Penn!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Aug 28, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Miller/Lauzon/Davis parlay
I’ve blown my last 2 parlays so let’s see what happens when I pick 2 safe fights and an upset.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Penn/Diaz/Miranda parlay
I’ve never hit a 3 way parlay…Miranda is the biggest dog, but I hope he wins.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Can anyone recommend some coffee to go with the pint of OJ I just drank?
and probably aspirin for afterward
For anyone in LA, a real cool place to watch the fights is Barney's Beanery in Burbank.
I’m here for the first time and it’s really nice, you just have to get here mad early to get a table (with your entire party). Bonus: an outlet at my table that my iPhone is plugged into :)
by Polyhedron on Aug 28, 2010 8:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
(pokes head in)
Snowden around?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
He busy writing a stinging send up of the boring main event...
I like Fedor, it’s just his fans that are intolerable...and his management.
If Maia/Miranda is FOTN
Story writes itself.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so far...keep trol...I mean, waiting.
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Not sure if that comment deserves PAUSE or not.
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I HAB NO LEGS!
Fully expecting the first 2/3’s of my Davis/Maynard/Penn parlay to fail spectacularly.
I specializes in grammar fail.
I had that parlay, until I changed it to Penn/Diaz/Miranda
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If they call him a heavyweight champion in boxing I’m going to shoot myself.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t pussy out like Fagan did with the maple syrup.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Thanks, boxing!
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
How can they not?
I expect his prefight introduction by Buffer to take longer than the whole bout.
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They can not because he has NEVER held a major heavyweight championship...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Original Deathfighter - Heavyweight Division
What what?
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter he's still a champ technically and they'll use that to build up the fight
That’s the problem with combat sports having so many different promotions.
WAR CARNIE!!!
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In the face? Wow, man.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm such a punk...I only changed my pick to Lentz after Winner had the flu....so gullible am i
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What's the over/under on "Yankees Suck" chants if the stay tied up?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It's Boston
I would more surprised if they didn’t boo already.
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I nominate this for least commented first round ever.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Nick can't expect to win a round if he doesn't throw or connect with a strike.
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I said it after Lentz last fight
145 is where he needs to be.
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Kid’s gotta chin.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Winner for actually doing damage.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
SHE GON BE NAKED
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
we gonna see it
we ganna see it all
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Logan.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Natasha.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t ruin this for me with your “facts”
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This is no time to play tickle monster lentz
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Winner is looking like BJ Penn with his one legged TD Defense.
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noooo
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If Winner really got sick 1 week out, he shouldn't have much left for the 3rd.
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I’ve gotta say…Lentz’s inability to deviate from a gameplan that isn’t really working is a bit troubling.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
This is a little Florianesque.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nailed it.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn I love Rosenthal.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
lol
i love when guys get in weird positions and just don’t really know what to do.
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I’ve got it 20-18 Winner, I’m sure the judges have it 20-18 Lentz.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
It would be yet another embarrassment for MMA judging if this goes to Lentz.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
what has winner done? he has been defending for almost the entire fight. i don’t think good defense should win fights.
I don't think nullified offense should win fights.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If Lentz was doing nothing, Winner was doing less than nothing.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Lentz has been doing nothing because Winner stuffs just about everything.
When this fight as been on the feet, outside of the clinch, it’s been all Winner.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So Winner won 40 seconds?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Winner landed hard shots at times...
that’s more than going for takedowns without getting them for a sustained period of time (minus round 3)
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouick KO
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Goldie says Lentz was displaying “Octagon control” even though, save for a few seconds, he hasn’t been able to get the fight where he wants it to be?
Bleh.
Well, it sure as hell isn’t where Winner wants it to be.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Rogan cannot imagine you, Brent Brookhouse.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Lentz is going for the choke.
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Winner looks friggin sleepy
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Please get the choke.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
He sure is winning this round.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
i'd really like to never see Lent fight again.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
I love how the USA chants
turned to boos within two minutes.
I really hate the Boston sports scene
USA chants are also the most obnoxious thing anyone can do. Seriously unless your at the Olympics or the World Cup type event for your sport you should never chant for your country.
by Roa on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know actually, Winner has absolutely shut out Lentz here. Lentz wants something and is mostly not getting it thanks to Winners defense. I think winner should be winning this fight.
Or that’s how it was for the first two rounds, anyway.
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by frosty31 on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't even work until 2 min ago
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Time like this I wish Yuji Shamada was reffing
by I Can't Feel My Face on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
ACK-SHUN! ACK-SHUN!
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by Mike Fagan on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Until this round
i didn’t think he knew it was a fight.
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by Damon O. on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
One good thing about this fight
Gives me time to watch the 49ers game.
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He should have lost the first 2 rounds for not fighting
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
That's how I saw it.
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That was my straight bet on MMA Playground
:)
by Polyhedron on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Sherdog preview:
The prelim slate for UFC 118 isn’t the best we’ve ever seen, but if you’re looking for a burner then Winner taking on Lentz in a legit violence party is as good a pick as any
haha.
If you're looking for terrible writing,
and even worse predictions, Tomas Rios is as good a pick as any.
Lentz won but I don’t care if he loses.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Silly Lentz
Go get better at MMA please.
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Winner said Fuck you Pansy
or something like it
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
agreed
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Lentz...boooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Just to play devil's advocate
Winner, learn to friggin wreste
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Or wreslte
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
stupid beer brain...ya'll know what I mean!
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He wrestle fine for 2 rounds.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude. Wavelengths. We’re on one.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Lentz last fight was bullshit too. He’s like Fitch, but with shitty cardio.
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So he's not a fighter....
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He's a grappler and nothing more
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He was wrestling fine
for the first two rounds. First two rounds were almost a draw but I felt that Winner did more damage.
Boo
Motherfucking BOO
I will NEVER watch Nick Lentz fight again. His coach needs to take that stupid “Death before Defeat” shit off because that is NOT their mindset.
BURN DOWN THE ARENA
ONE BAD FIGHT OUT OF TEN MAKES ME GNASH MY TEETH
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
29-28 Winner here
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
I honestly think he should penalized for stalling
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Never 30-27
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Yep.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Seemed like a stalemate to me.
GSP is an alien sent here to humiliate our men and mate with our women
i guess trying for a take down gets you the round?
knees to the face dont?
Don't even talk to that stupid jackass
This is a fight not a stall fest. He didn’t do ANYTHING until that final round…that should have been a draw.
I was out talking to my roommates and only saw RD 1
I guess the fight wasn’t a barnburner?
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out talking to your roomate? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
You are correct, the fight was lame.
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actually it kind of reminded me of sonnen-silva, minus the drama, intrigue, and everything else that is good.
Not sure if serious?
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
That and he couldn’t even get him down for 2 rounds.
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Why would they book that as a lead in bout?
Had to know it wouldn’t be explosive even though Winner is black.
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Congrats, Lentz.
You just put on one of the least inspiring performances in MMA history.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Sony: BUY OUR SHIT! BUY OUR SHIT! BUY OUR SHIT!
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Creepy Joe Lauzon
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Creepy Joe
You have to make this exciting!!!
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Four Loko?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
nah Vodka and Ice T
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Aug 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn Josh Haynes needs to stop cutting weight
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
dude has some gnarly cauliflower ear
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
What is New England MMA all about, Goldie?
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Clam bakes after the event is over?
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Is it just me, or does J-Lau NEVER BLINK!!! It's creepy as hell
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blinking
IS FOR THE WEAK!
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He must have the most naturally moist eyeballs on earth...
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Polishing figure 8's for fiber optic ends will do that to you
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce Leroy!!!!
YUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Got the glow on'em
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by Damon O. on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Show 'Nuff!
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George Carlin
Anything related to the Last Dragon always deserves a rec…
WHO’S THE BADDEST?!
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Honestly guys
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
You can get away with saying shit to me there that you could never get away with here (unless you work here)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hold a little back. Pace yourselves."
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao.
yea that was pretty bad.
dana losing his touch.
by I Can't Feel My Face on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
why was i
not surprised nelson was in lentz’ corner
The afro is the new mohawk of MMA
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
God I hope not
I see enough of that in my neighborhood.
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Brett Roger had a sweet fro hawk,
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fro's are always awesome
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The Creeper by RNC round 2
possibly some other timer
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Put me back in, B
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only one, or does Lauzon look a little more put together for this fight?
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he looks fast and sticky..
keeping very tight to Gabe
No sweat.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
holy poo
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wooooooooooooooooooow
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Called it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
THE CAEK IS A LIE!!!
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by RoyalB on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The creepy guy won!
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Just because
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That's a murder. HOLY SHIT
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How to whoop ass 101
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Wow! that was a demolition job
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Demolishment.
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
ATTENTION LENTZ:
That was what you call trying to fight
Who was that guy who was touting Gabe before this fight?
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Pretty sure it was blackout.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
GODZIRRA OWNED!
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ONe of the most brutal/one-sided/cruel beatdown i’ve ever witnessed
by I Can't Feel My Face on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking the other day that the armbar has been a dying move in MMA because if you don’t pull it off you’ll probably end up on your back and losing the round under shitty judging criteria.
CHEERS!!!
Here’s to putting someone in their place!!!
by god-damn long hair on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
So I think Ruddiger deserves another shot
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Maybe they can match him up with Cyborg.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
this was a demolition demolishment
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"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
If he wins....
BJ
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Jens Pulver got off easy.
oh, Merciful Joe.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
I thought those usually included a sock full of nickels.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought a boston beat down was getting jumped by 5+ drunks...
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Can someone give Joe his black belt now?
Because he just made Gabe (who is a black belt) look like a white belt.
what a relief after that shitfest first fight
Use more judges.
Oh no, BJ wiped his nose! Sinus infection!
by gzl5000 on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That just made up for the Lentz fight
FUCKING INSANE
that was great lauzon fucked him up
gabe looked outclassed what a fight
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Did Gabe run out of the cage?
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stumbled probably
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he left some of his hair in the cage
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HIS BALD SPOT WAS RIDICULOUS MAN
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Side effect from radiation poisoning
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He was convulsing oddly.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So how much money did Gabe lose on himself?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All of it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So like
30 bucks
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about tree fiddy
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol...but what if he bet on Joe?
just kidding….no conspiracy theory can justify that ass whoopin’
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goin to the bars now and raging for the whole card
pce out BE elite
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Think that's his Catch coach.
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Man, no in-n-out on east coast….. poor coast
by I Can't Feel My Face on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They got Hot n' Now
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Really?
Or are you being sarcastic lol. Is it a burger place too?
Yeah. Best Olive Burgers in the world.
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if miller loses
i’ll cry.
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NEW JERSEY IN THE BUILDING!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Where???
i gotta go….
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha son...don't be dissing on Jersey
I’m moving to Texas but Jersey is my home you dig?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The Jersey Shore
has ruined the little reputation that Jersey had
jager bombs, jager bombs, jager bombs!
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You North Jersey or Central? South Jersey is really Philly...
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And we all know what they say about Philly...
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
They can stick their cheesesteaks up their ass
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
They can also stick them in my mouth
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hahaha yeah that too
But what the fuck’s a hoaggie?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A sub sandwich
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Same with a grinder
You guys in the resta the country are a buncha idiots.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck south, north is where is at
verona motherfuckers
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Ah so you clowns call it Taylor Ham
buncha clowns.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i love it
njs is awesome fuck the whole jersey shore crew for fucking up the reputattion of a state
now im gonna go drink and fist bump
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Yo you from Jersey too?!
NEW JERSEY REPRESENT!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Monmouth County WHAT?!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The inner city area of East Orange scares me
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dont hate on essex county
973 is legit
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7 3 TRUE
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
essex county
verona represent
now im pcing for the past time and hating on brock lesnar loving ground game hating (yea i dont get it either) ground game hating faggots at thebar
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You BV, when are you doing the NFC East!?
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NFC East is hard as balls to do, mang. So many distinct personalities. I’ve been grinding, though.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep at it...those pieces are cool as hell!
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Thanks a ton, man! Much appreciatied.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
10-8 miller
I’m bias
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
did dan lauzon get cut?
joe’s brother?
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
dan miller – not a good sign when your corner does a double take at you and says “uh dude, are you okay?” in between rounds
by kellly on Aug 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
beautiful
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MILLER!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Good to see Dan get a win.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Sleep, my lovely.
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NEW JERSEY WHAT!? NEW JERSEY WHAT?!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lauzon vanquishing a hated rival in his hometown, Dan Miller saving his UFC career.
Some storybook endings tonight, I dig.
IFL never die? :)
Damn Salter...don't you have a T-Shirt sponsor?
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Anaconda or Ninja choke?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
Rogan said Ninja Choke
specifically
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Buffer announced it as a win by Anaconda that's why I asked
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
you know who to believe.
Goldie!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
bien venue
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
This whole time I thought you were cool,
turns out you’re in France?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
i really never thought about it like that.
I’m going to Uraguay.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd be huge in Japan
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i've been huge in Japan for about 6 years now.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn dude she’s kept you around for six years?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow.
I just proposed last week.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats. Going to do right by her or keep up your he bitch man whoring ways?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks
i’m weaning myself off the sideline hoes. I currently have no other girl.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Tiger Woods babies son
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i think I can do it. Eventually. Maybe….
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Your kids would be explosive at calculus
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
She's finshing grad school right now and
She was MVP of her league in softball.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Lock that one down
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked so I put a ring on it.
Like a fool, she said yes.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
nj represent
and for the last time now im pcing for the past time and hating on brock lesnar loving, ground game hating, (yea i dont get it either) ground game hating faggots at the bar, those crazy dirty bitches
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
does the lip sync on Spike looked fucked up to ya'll?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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My audio arrive before they move their mouths...it's trippy as hell
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Dana’s yelling makes me feel like he’s going to burst through my TV and say “BUY MY FUCKING CARD!”
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
his first job
was doing monster truck commercials
Must've watched Winner/Lentz.
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how many dellagrotte, sityodtong fighters tonight?
just florian, and marcus davis? or does florian use him anymore?
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Kenny doesn’t work with him anymore.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
here we go...wait...did I just order Rome on demand?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Wow
Country Roy in Undisputed.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Toney needs Silva’s translator.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
The 14 dollar I-Phone app that replaced Ed Soares?
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time for some jalepeno poppers
and a grape swisher
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Minus the grap swisher I’m there, Sherlock ftw
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You know I can’t resist that artificial grape flavor.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
But it tastes like grape poop
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They're 3.50 a pack.
But I agree
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
what kind of Masshole gets PLAYBOY tattoo'd on his gut?
lol
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Mass is the Jersey of New England, I know all too well.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Yo what's with the Jersey hate going on tonight?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hard to believe toney started his boxing career at about 160 lbs
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I watched the prelims out of the house
And my dad said towards the end when Dana and Joe were up said “Imagine that, two guys are standing next to each other and yelling.”
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OT
Jason Campbell got hurt against the 49ers. God must hate the Raiders.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
jesus christ...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
how bad?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be proud to call Stockton, California home
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
fuck you dude
nick diaz will beat ur ass
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Everyone is so angry from Stockton. Diaz, Dallas “Don’t cross my mound!” Braden.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
The 209 is not where I'd like to live, but they are loyal to it for sure.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Fight Night Food/Drink Roll Call
In honor of Boston, having me some clam chowder with mussels and, of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Baked Beans and Screwdrivers
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Rye & Coke and organic dried mango slices
GSP is an alien sent here to humiliate our men and mate with our women
by MMA_Messiah on Aug 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
- Subway sub – turkey breast, provolone cheese, green peppers, cucumbers, black olives, vinegar, and oil
- H2O
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
NOOOOOOO!!!
My cover’s blown!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
what is this chowder you speak of...
it’s CHOWDAH.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stand for, its revenge.
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Fried chicken and Vodka&IceT
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Since when does Marcus use "anti jiu-jitsu"
I’ve seen him attempt far more submissions than he’s defended.
I am certain Marcus has more subs than KOs in the UFC.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Winner/Lentz was dull
I’m sorry but Lentz is a LnP fighter.
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He can't even get the "Lay" part right.
And don’t apologize. Lentz deserves no sympathy.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hometown boy coming out first?
Don’t they usually reserve the the second entrance for the more popular fighter?
Luke’s hiding outside of your window ready to stab you repeatedly.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
While scream PRO WRESTLING at the top of his lungs. And he's wearing a Hulk Hogan mask.
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Annnd you’re dead.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought it was the higher ranked fighter that comes out last.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats up guys
hows erbody durrin tonight
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
just keep mayhem miller out of the ring after the fight:)
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Best weekend...saw Iggy Pop last night and talked some girl into taking topless photobooth pictures
UFC tonight. GET ROWDY SON!
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please upload said pictures for proof.
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George Carlin
You guys act like I wouldn't do that
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The UFC are a bunch of scared homies.
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by Tonley on Aug 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ball bearings...it's all ball bearings these days.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Bloody mary, steak sandwich, and…a steak sandwich.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Because Nick is being held hostage out west.
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Nick wanted to join Cesar Gracie’s new promotion or something, which fell through, and then he ended up in elite xc i think.
No hard feeling between him and the UFC. Dana wants him back IIRC.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Davis will KO Diaz
He better, because I’d be a rich man and my parlay would be complete.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Yeah same here, weird
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Davis is already 37?
Damn
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
should be a good stare down
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Checking in
just got back from an extended vacation upstate. No phone, no computer, no tv!
Feels good to be back and on BE!
I got Diaz right meow
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Welcome back.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
good
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
LOL Diaz
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
No power Diaz
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Davis
Just a matter of time
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Till Davis collapses?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like davis is starting to get overwhelmed
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Hell of a round.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
That's how to land 50 shot to the dome in 1 round.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Nate
Davis needs to get inside more.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Diaz is playing with fire
If he keeps this stand-up war going he’ll lose.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Nate is fighting like an idiot right now
by Polyhedron on Aug 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
10-9 Davis but very close.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
lookin like a front runner for FotN
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
I agree
Fun start to the night
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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the cut was caused by a headbutt
They really clashed earlier.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Davis' entire face is Scar Tissue
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@deowade
Mickey Rourke?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Gross
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Davis is readying the “don’t be scared homie” line.
by Polyhedron on Aug 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They grow back
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I was busy, what did I miss?
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Thanks, and what happen to Davis's eye?
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let em fight
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
20-18 Nate
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Nate won the shit outta that round
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
What would he do if he did get Diaz down?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
If Diaz had ANY Muay Thai skills
This fight would be over.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
in 5 years
he will be the man
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
20-18 Diaz
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
By kicking
Davis is keeping himself in the fight. He has no reach though against Diaz.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
19-19 btw with 10-9 Diaz in this round.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
It's a mini vagina!
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Davis' eye looks like a cartoonish catchers mitt.
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@deowade
Marcus is looking more and more flatfooted in his stance
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
Cauliflower eye?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I hope he drops him
then submits him.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Marcus looks like the Elephant Man
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George Carlin
Late stoppage imo
thought he tapped?
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HE WAS OUT THE FIRST TIME
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
How much more out did Davis have to be?
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IT’S LIKE THE ROMAN COLISEUM!!!
WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THIS SENDING TO THE KIDS??!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I know; it’s almost like a fight or something!
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Aug 28, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Give him Stun Gun
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
I think Stun Gun's contract got cut
if memory serves.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re thinking of Yoshida.
Stun Gun just beat Forrest Jr.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Damn
Put Davis to sleep.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I really did call this one.
i just thought he drop him with a punch
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Davis was gone for a while...
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
So my parlay is finished
I was very wrong about Diaz and Davis.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
is davis still out?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Flat out dominance.
kinda
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Diaz/Alves anyone?
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
No thanks
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Diaz fan
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
lol...you think Alves would ruin his lead leg?
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George Carlin
Alves is way too big. He’d crush his legs.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Goldie and Rogan really overrated Diaz’s stand-up tonight.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sad
I love watching Davis fight but his recent losses have been…ugly.
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Diaz/Daley would have been a great fight.
sigh
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
best brothers in mma?
diaz or rua? or somebody else?
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Nogs
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Lauzons
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Emelianenkos
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
^ This is my serious answer
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
DON FRYE, DON FRYE, and DON FRYE
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@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like your answer better.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
god damn that's a good answer...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
rec'd for manstache
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now?
Diaz brothers.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What about the Guida brothers?
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George Carlin
I laughed at your funny joke.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Overeem FTW
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The Thiagos
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 28, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Which side is Thiago Silva on?
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He’ll start out on the Thiago side but then double-crossing them by legdropping Thiago Alves and starting the New Silva Order.
by rabrown on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nogueiras, Emelianenkos
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compared to Nick, Nate is a fucking diplomat
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
So after Winner/Lentz
Which has to be one of the worst televised fights this year, we’ve had 3 really awesome fights and 3 submission victories.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Not a fan of two fighters hugging each other?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Nah, if I wanted that I'd watch a HW boxing match.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was like i was watching the last 2 bellator's again
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I'll be really sad if Maynard wins
By decision again.
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Nice
Thats quite fitting.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They make French-vanilla cool whip.
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Mich St Represent!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Watching this online
And the Vikings/Seahawks game on TV. In case you’re wondering, Favre threw an INT for a touchdown.
Tonight has been great.
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Did the announcers ignore that to call him a" gunslinger that’s just having fun out there"?
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huh?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Brent Favre
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I believe you were just told.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He meant Brett
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You bet.
In fairness it wasn’t his fault but he did fumble when Tatupu sacked him.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see Patrick Willis and Takeo Spikes sack him last week?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Yeah. Tatupu and someone else sacked him today.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty good. He'll be a decent backup.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Florian 3rd round flroian choke
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Can't wait to hear Keith
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Keith/Tito/Serra is still my dream corner team
by Scott Haber on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
*scream corner team
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
"DON'T DO THAT!"
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta fit 'Page in there somewhere
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
how about marc laimon?
he shouts instructions in code, like “pink power ranger” and “the bj penn! do the BJ PENN!”
I used to do that with my HS wrestlers
“Cheerios” meant tight waist/far ankle, and you squeeze hard enough he throws up breakfast. I had a standing bet I’d buy dinner for the first wrestler to make a kid puke with a tightwaist.
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The Human Vuvuzuela
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by Tonley on Aug 28, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hedged my bets on playground
Have Florian winning but Maynard part of a parlay
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one way or the other it ends badly?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
one way or the other I make fake money
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This fight should be 5 rounds.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Go Florini!
It was great watching him tap Guida in Memphis. The whole crowd was chanting “GUIIIIDA GUIIIIDA” then when they stop, you hear me chanting Kenny…haha. Won a dollar from some guy in front of me on this.
Cool story bro, I know.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Are MMA Elitists that same as BElitists? If so, we might have a lawsuit on our hands.
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or that have "elite" written across their crotch
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This is gonna be wicked awesome
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Oh jeez
I can hear Florian’s brother half way across my house.
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Maynard has a great trampstamp
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Gets me hot.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
looks like a nazi eagle
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
That was close
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
correct
Sao Paolo
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
*Paulo
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
You are correct sir
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Interesting...
At one point Mario was studying to be a classical piano player, but his father convinced him to become a fighter.
Bet that conversation hasn’t happened too many times.
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by duck on Aug 28, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn.
Maynard is good.
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10-9 Florian
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
The homer in me says 10-10
The realist says 10-9 Maynard.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
pretty much
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
hail hail the gang's all here!!
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Can't say I'm enjoying this.
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This should be a five round fight.
Not going to learn anything w/ 3 rounds.
I specializes in grammar fail.
get the leg up already sheesh
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Jesus
Florian’s brother is loud.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Man, poor Kenny
I really hope Maynard doesn’t end up as the champ.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
20-18 Maynard
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
ditto
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
stitch to the resciue
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Big time.
Where’s his jiu jitsu?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially since he's breathed the same air as GSP during training.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He did get up once.
Without the cage, Kenny would be stuffing him.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Late takedowns so he doesn’t have a lot of time to do much and then he doesn’t give him much space to work.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
its oh so quiet right now
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I have Florian sub in the 3rd, so fingers crossed…
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Whaddya guys think?
A few takedowns and some body shots? Mix in a little non-existant standup aside from the one punch that clipped Kenny?
I love this fight. Wrestling is beautiful.
BOOSH
reminds me of the sherk vs florian fight
i think kenny was bloodier in that fight though
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Joe doesn’t count?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
He's a lemur.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit
I hope Penn wins now because Maynard/Edgar could be one of the worst title fights ever.
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Florian’s corner happy with him kicking Maynard’s arms when there’s only 3 mins left? Bit of a strange tactic to me, might work in a title fight I guess, but not here
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Zzzzzzzzzz
Florian doesn’t even look interested in the fight.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Man, all the wrestling haters are out
You guys would be fine with a guy taking 90 seconds to work some submission you can’t pronounce, but a guy takes 15 seconds to secure a takedown and y’all wanna fall asleep.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I love wrestling
I just don’t love watching Maynard wrestling.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
He's a grinder
but the dude wins. Something to be said for that.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
For sure
Maynard just isn’t my cup of tea.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
It's all good
For some reason, I like Kos and can’t stand Mir. Weird combo, I know.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
OK, then you get to keep hatin' on wrestling.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Maynard vs. Gomi
DEATH TO THE WRESTLEBOXERS
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by Damon O. on Aug 28, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Accept gomi
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
except Gomi :)
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
After that Griffen KO, I can accept Gomi again
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George Carlin
Which pretty much guarantees he will
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Didn't see the Lentz/Winner fight, I take it?
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh, come on
It wasn’t that bad.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
29-28 Florian
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Kenny is never ever going to be champion
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10-9 Florian, 29-28 Maynard
Submission attempts, hard hitting upkicks, I thought florian won that round from the bottom.
Jesus, what was Kenny thinking at the end?
Just dance around for the final 10 seconds of a fight you’re clearly losing?
thought i saw him point at his arm when he got up?
not an excuse, he just danced there.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Very disappointing fight
regardless of the outcome.
Sigh…
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
That last 18 seconds defined this entire fight for Kenny. Scared to make any mistakes.
Goddammit. I was yelling right with Keith at the end.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Wtf Kenny.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 28, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
bonus points on ufc for me
had gray by UD. love seeing that little green star next to my pick
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how does he have black belt
but not a dangerous guard?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Dangerous relative to generic black belt
and dangerous relative to MMA are two very different things.
I’m sure somebody like Rashad’s guard is somewhere between terrible and horrible.
Any black belt at any decent school will tap you from his back.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Rolles gave it to him, not Renzo.
Renzo just defended it being given. You remember Rolles’ awesome BJJ against Beltran, right…?
I'm not saying that
but Rogan basically said he had no bottom game. Maynard wanted no part of Diaz.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
on the ground.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s better with top position…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Much much much better I hope.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Florian is a
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by RobertGBP on Aug 28, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for Reggie Miller reference
Spike Lee shit his pants after that.
But Florian finishes fights!
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
Tramp stamp, FTW!
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My parlay just needs Miranda
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I need Miranda in a huge way
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
…
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Parlay, that is....
somehow that still sounds queer.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
see picture of overeem brothers above
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Guilty...
….of being HOT!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
BTW whether you like it or not
Elite level wrestlers will be champion in just about every weight class. If Maynard fights Edgar then Maynard will win.
Jon Jones will win a title eventually so by then you’ll have:
Maynard, GSP, Sonnen (?), Jones, Brock.
It’s almost inevitable.
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And now I know how far I am behind on the broadcast
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
His YAC nearly won me my fantasy football league a few seasons ago.
SLOT BEAST
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I love 4 of those guys
So i’m smiling.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
The difference between all of those fighters and Maynard is that they do significant amounts of damage on the ground.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. But who will stop Maynard other than BJ?
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Jose Aldo.
In the face.
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by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
When is the last time (if at all)
A UFC fight has ended in an omoplata or gogoplata submission?
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I thought I saw an omoplata when I still had my UFC online subscription.
Can’t tell you who/when, though.
No.
Never
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve only ever seen one sub by omoplata (Del Rosario on a Strikeforce card) and only a handful of gogoplatas. Neither sub has ever finished a fight in the UFC I think.
Del Rosario
As in ? that dude that just went back to PW? He submitted someone with a omplata? doesn’t that mean the end of the world or something
"To resist is to piss in the wind......"
Dude, brah, dude,
you brahs can’t understand – if you can’t stop the takedown, brah, tough balls.
Hey, where are all the viewers going? Brahs! Come back!
BOOSH
what exactly is the point you were trying to make?
not saying i agree or disagree bc i have no idea what this means
I'm not sure.
I think I was just making fun of the people who defend wrestlers with the whole “Hey, learn how to defend a takedown if you don’t like it.”
It may be a valid point, but it’s boring to watch unless you are a wrestler.
I’m also twisted off some IPA so who knows what I am thinking.
BOOSH
it's an interesting line of thought
because the UFC is a business, of course, and wrestlers are pretty boring to watch. if they reign supreme, the big fights get boring, and the UFC starts losing viewers, what will happen?
Some of like wrestling
Some people like armbars. I’d rather see a throw. YMMV
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
That's OK
I think guys laying on the back, kicking in the air at someone standing, and refusing to get up looks pretty damn stupid. To each his own.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Yeah
not much to do when a guy keeps taking you down and then stands up when you try something.
Again, Kenny should learn some better defense – I just think it’s boring.
BOOSH
And boxing fans think both styles are
Why don’t you just STANDANDBANG?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Haha
That’s the only thing I make fun of more – I’d rather a wrestler stick to wrestling than STANDANDBANGSTANDANDBANG.
BOOSH
I have no problems with guys using their wrestling, I just wish there were fewer rules so the guy on the bottom has something to work with. The balance is too heavily in favour of the fighter who can get the takedown. Allow kicks to the face when both are on the ground and knees to the head of a downed opponent to punish a sloppy takedown attempt.
The ladies sure do love Liddell.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Maynard is a lot funnier after the bout than he is prior...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
He's been with this broad since she dumped Conseco
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I thought I remembered her.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
It's worse than Carl Uno.
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by SSreporters on Aug 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that's one of the weirdest translated names
It’s actually Kaoru!
Use more judges.
Does he call Frank Mir, Frank Mare?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I love MMA
So I don’t want to have to root for a meteor to strike the Maynard-Penn fight. I want to punch both of them in the brain.
Let’s go, Frankie.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
These two both have really, really impressive English.
/Let’s go Maia?
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
In a fight between a poor Brazilian and a wealthy Brazilian...
….I’ll take the poor one every time.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I don't know who he is
he must suck.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
I’m glad that Maynard-Florian was the second fight, that gives me this fight to regroup before investing myself in the Couture and Edgar fight.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon, Demian.
Don’t settle for bad kickboxing this time. Take him down and do ninja.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Maia my 3rd round sub
But if he stands with Miranda he’ll lose.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I was hoping Miranda was just going to clap repeatedly instead of having a theme song.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
When does K Mart start selling Affliction Knock Offs?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 28, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Since they inked a deal with James "Gotta Pay the Bills so they don't turn the lights out" Toney
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Jokes tend to take a few seconds to set up
That fight won’t.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Here's how redneck my town is
Ours is still open, with a garden center
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Miranda is ripped
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 28, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
He's certainly well muscled
but darker complexion simply makes you look more defined and therefore ripped. He’s not THAT much more muscled than even Maia.
Sorry to be the one who has to break the news to you, but...
…Desmond Hume is dead.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind,
I’d rather have Anderson in my corner than Hume
by Scott Haber on Aug 28, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd agree he's underrated as a striker
When you think of Demian Maia, you think of a terrible striker, but really he’s sort of a so-so striker. Hence, underrated.
Maia by knee bar from the anaconda guard
but probably not.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Marion?
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
It was a tribute to my avatar. Goldy must lurk here
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 28, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Marion?
Oh Buffer.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Well, Edgar’s #1 contender fight was on Spike.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Miranda helped Anderson train for Chael? And he wasn’t fired/banished/burned at the stake?
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Obviously Miranda isn’t much of a wrestler.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
and using his chin to cut off the blood supply
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
miranda just used pure strength to get out of that arm bar/triangle attempt
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
10-9 Maia
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
10-9 Maia
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
10-9 Maia. Looks sharp.
If Maia wins this, Maia vs. Leben or Maia vs. Bisping/Akiyama winner?
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Maia vs Akiyama would be awesome.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that was a great round
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
i live by one of his gyms
like 180 a month for his mma class
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Maia looks good when he’s not fighting Silva.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
That's true for a lot of people
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Miranda doesn't look like someone who's learned anything from Anderson.
Unless the champ has been teaching him how to lose. Seriously, he’s standing straight up, and not in the nifty “it just looks like you can hit me” Machida sense.
No.
When you learn from people with superior physical ability
and you don’t have it, you aren’t really benefiting that much.
My BE fight camp possibilities are evaporating with every take down
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
All them muscles eatin up oxygen.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Marion looks winded
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
The Anderson fight made me forget how awesome Demian is.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Maia lateral dropping Sonnen was so awesome.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Trying to rescue the princess.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
20-18 Maia
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Rogan emitted a weird sound when Miranda escaped from the sub
20-18 Maia
I hope this card isn’t the decisionfest I feared it would be.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
20-18 Maia
Memo to Maynard: that’s how you make a ground fight interesting.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Was in the process of typing the exact same thing.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa
high speed camera replays. awesome.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Miranda's built like Herschel Walker
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
What a fucking letdown...Miranda's coming out party my ass...thanks Dancing Chicken
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Maybe he meant defensive grappling party?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Joe, I don’t think Maia’s getting reversed.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
When an ultra-gassed Maia can take you down you really need to work on the wrestling.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What the fuck
Is it with fighters clearly losing that refuse to go for broke? Are their corners telling them they’re winning or have a shot of outpointing? It happens all the time, but it happened to Florian and Miranda tonight.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed.
You’d think the John Howard-Dennis Hallman fight would have taught them something.
by Scott Haber on Aug 28, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep...they need prefight Oxygen cans...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Andy Silva was screaming his ass off telling mario to go for broke
by pedro_oliveira on Aug 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
30-27 Maia
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
good fight
Good for Maia, he looked improved. Except for the gassing part.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
What a fuckin' bummer
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
This is why guys like Silva don't go for the kill
Maia three times was dominating and went for the submission, and each time he found himself worse off for trying. He never had to do it.
Stay classy, Boston.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
Good ground battle
This Boston crowd is terrible. Booing full mount?
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Thus far:
FOTN: Miller/Salter
KOTN: -
SOTN: Lauzon & Miller
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
It's coming, one way or another...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I dunno
I’m thinking Randy and BJ are both going to notch subs
by Scott Haber on Aug 28, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinkin Nate and Marcus might get FOTN
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong on all three of my parlay picks… brutal.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
I’m glad I didn’t bet on any of these fights.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
*Fake money, but still.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, a year ago Miranda was beating up all comers in the Pacific NW.
by casey manrique on Aug 28, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Maia should fight the Marquardt/Palhares winner
Either he gets a rematch and makes it a ground battle or the loser of Maia/Palhares will leave with 3 limbs.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
last minute replacement...
TIM SYLVIA!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Eh, unless he strokes out on the way in.
(And if you saw the weigh-in you’ll believe it’s possible. But probably not.)
No.
So, I'm about a minute behind
Randy won yet?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
the cage toney is training in has M-1 written on it?
did i see that right?
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Yeah, he was training at a M-1 training center.
by Dropkick434 on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He gets into the cage, reaches behind his head, pulls down the zipper
OMFG! IT’S FEDOR!
by Trysdor on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Teflon Don walkout music
Big Meech
Larry Hoover
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
omg omg omg
hes walking out
he gonna dye
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
reppin K mart
slick
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
MDH I tried to warn you
Sorry man
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
is Jeff Speakman in his corner?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
*flashes back to randy getting wobbled 18x by noguiera*
uh oh
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
this is just bizarre
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
ew
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
How long
Till Toney has a sandwich?
I think there is a correlation
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Rogan ask if he was gonna pull a Canseco?
LOL
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
he's WAY more solid than he's ever been.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
since roy jones
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
He's in the best shape of his life
Unfortunately, that shape is oval.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
by duck on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you know he used to fight at 160, right?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Works with me, people
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the Rashad Evens pose
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f@#king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*@it don't f#$kng roll! Shomer shabbos!
by timthemit53 on Aug 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you insane?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean overall bigger and buffer
since he’s been a HW
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna argue "bigger"
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
He was a blob vs Rahman
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn’t against Holyfield.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
true
I was like 12 when I saw that fight.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I got a baaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this
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you and me both man
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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
no like this
I gotta BaaaAaaaAaaad feelin’ ’bout ’dis
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's lingering in the back of all our heads
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
if Toney wins it's only bad for Randy
The UFC will love it
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Pipe down Han Solo.
Alderan hasn’t been blown up yet…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
by Snatchl on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Haha, rec'd
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Toney by homophobic hammerfists from guard. R1.
by casey manrique on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think so, they do that MMAthletes show.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
A show about stuttering mathletes, huh?
I’m intrigued.
by Trysdor on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Eruption, FTW!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Sounded like Eruption on my computer.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Seriously, which is it?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Confusion, FTW!
:P
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Mean Street
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
gogo grandpa halfbeard
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
That’s a “Just for Men” beard if I’ve ever seen one.
by casey manrique on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ew old man muscles.
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
WHERES TONEY
I CANT SEE YOU DUDE, SMILE
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats kinda messed up, brah.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Randy going for the gsp pants
Interesting choice
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Let's hope he has the same success with the tights.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I am frightened
I think to myself Toney is not going to win this at all and there’s a part of me that believes Toney wins by KO.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
The post-fight interview would be hilarious.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Randy had a look on his face
Like this will be fun lol
will randy finish him quickly
or GnP him for a little while
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What's with Couture's calf?
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He tries it and falls over like Butterbean.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Butterbean has a lethal HK, sir.
Respect.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Word on that shit
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s listed at 5’10" in boxing, so looks like he lost an inch.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Donated one to Carwin.
in exchange for some cardio.
by Trysdor on Aug 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was in the process of making it but its too easy
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess the shorts make sense
when you become that age thats just what waterhole trunks look like. Britches.
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
under either way
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Holy shit this is really happening
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
hold me i'm scared
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Seriously!
I didn’t actually believe it until Toney actually stepped himself into the cage.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Aug 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Toney should knock him out and say
“I FINISH FIGHTS!”
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Uh oh, they mentioned Toney as a heavyweight champion.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
If I was Toney and hearing that list of credentials that Buffer just announced
i’d poop myself
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Aug 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
annnnnd
done
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
lol.....
sad…
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
That didn't take long
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
His fat ass fell
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
i guess that was his TD defense.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that takedown
was like watching an NCAA wrestling take down his little brother. homeboy is an athletic 47
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
WHERE'S BOW
BOW <TDD!!! NOOO
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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
It's RAPING TIME!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
DAMN YOU TREVOR SPECTOR!!!!!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
TRY AND PUNCH OFF YOUR BACK, JAMES!
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I woulda liked Toney to win for the same reaasons as Kid Nate,
but its hard to root against Randy. Gotta love the Captain.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 28, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
that seemed like it was a sparring match for Randy
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Aug 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
CHEER SO LOUD RANDY
THAT WAS HARRRD
calm down granpda you beat a baby
THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on Aug 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
The most predictable win in UFC history?
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I do believe so
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hughes royce close 2nd
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by MMArazorback on Aug 29, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions
No duh.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
Hilaroius and so sad
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
well
that was what we thought it was going to be
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
He waved out
No one even taught him howto tap.
by Scott Haber on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
hahahaha
They got him good. $100,000 in the pocket
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
there are a few other fights on the card, but anybody buying this for just this fight and thought it would be different weren’t very informed of the situation
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ain't gonna let no wrestlers lay on me.
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Did he get taken down via ankle pick?
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Looked that way
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that's wrestling 101
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
John Smith would be proud
Nice low single
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first thing i learned was an ankle pick
Not defending the arm triangle is okay…not knowing how to stop an ankle pick? come on
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When done well, it's a pretty quick move
Yeah, unless James knew it was coming, he had no shot to stop it. It’s pretty effective at the HS level, but any decent college wrestler should be able to stop that cold.
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There are elite athletes who are boxers
who might stand a good chance with cross training. Toney was never one of them.
Voilà
It’s done. As expected, we haven’t learn anything from this bout, but it was funny.
I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on Aug 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
This wasn’t competitive or surprising in the slightest…but it was surprisingly fun to watch!
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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
If past fights are any indicator,
Couture just earned another title shot.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Aug 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ok, now feed him to Bones.
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yamasaki had to tap for him
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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i doubt Toney even cares
he made a boat load of dough on this fight.
this shouldnt even count as a pro/real fight for Randy
I know Kenny lost, but Couture, Miller, and Lauzon won. Even if BJ wins, this night is a win for me.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
By the way,
I love how the crowd erupted when he jumped to side control to finish the choke. Kinda makes up a little bit for all the booing before.
Not the UFC
At least he shouldn’t.
He can prolly get a paycheck from another org though
Minowa awaits for Toney on NYE.
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Never again in the real promotion. Toney/Walker on the other hand…
by casey manrique on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
better not be in anything I’m expected to pay for
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice sprawl, Lights Out
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Why is Randy so happy? This was like beating on a blind kid
by pedro_oliveira on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that's how I got mine
from shonie carter
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The way the comments are going, I thought I would just mention it.
Not everyone really understands how that usually works.
Wow...earning your black belt in the cage
Pure badassery.
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Beating a negative 3 stripe white belt???
by casey manrique on Aug 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
So is there another fight?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Waiting for the Toney "Triangles how the fuck do they work?" pic
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly
it will arrive shortly
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
THOSE ARENT EVEN WORDS
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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
wha..?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Gol-durn black helicopters...
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thought you got one when you joined Sherkanine?
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Nice hair Tom
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All I could make out was he wasn’t a quitter and he would be back.
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not sure what toney just said
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
James doesn't even know what he said
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So, where are the captions?
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Let my Ravens at him in the playoffs...
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Hopefully, Stallworth's foot will be healed
He broke it tonight against NYG
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Saw Shaq on ESPen, still wants to fight Choi
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My ground game is alright
Yes it certainly is James Toney.
He thought Joe said ROUND GAME...
get it ….round ga…never mind…
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George Carlin
Quick, somebody get Ed Soares or Chael Sonnen to translate for us!
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Nah, Ed Soares only speaks Portugese and English.
by gzl5000 on Aug 29, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, touché
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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Get Chuck Liddell to translate Punchie to English
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Holy Shit! PPV have commercials!!!
If you interrupt the fight, you better show Mila Jovovich getting raw dogged…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I have seen her ground beef nipples one too many times
No thank you
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
i've seen em
but what about “ground beef nipples” made you want to google it? :\
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I'm a fan of Mila in various states of undress, myself.
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I don't know who you are anymore sir...that statement was absurd.
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George Carlin
See?
Last time he turned down a gif war. Now it’s this.
We should keep an eye on him.
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by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
The first one was okay, even fun.
The second one was an atrocity. Third hasn’t shown up on cable yet.
No.
the CGI movie, Degeneration shit's on all the live action movies
and thats not saying much. but i agree the first one was watchable
So, the fact I have all 3 on DVD is bad?
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ESPN just had a "UFC Instant Update" on their ticker
never noticed this before, woo woo
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Whew. I was in my kitchen when Chael lost, when Shogun lost to Machida, and when KenFlo lost. I was determined to reverse the curse and Randy did that.
Hell yes. Time for another drink!
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
bj is annoying as fuck
what a sore loser
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Because BJ never celebrated with his crew.
/licks blood off my gloves
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 29, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
To be fair
he does that after he beats the shit out of his opponents.
I'm not supposed to mention this but
BJ has stage two malaria
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
well done
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
And Lactic Acidosis is contagious
and Shane Carwin sneezed in his food 2 days ago.
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What will be BJ's excuse tonight?
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I believe Mr. Farnsworth just supplied it to you
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So weird, BJ coming out first.
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"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
So if it's Penn/Maynard = PPV and Penn win
If it’s Edgar/Maynard = Co-main of PPV or main of Spike show and Maynard win.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Does he have a beard?
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Old School BJ....like when he had Tiger Woods' haircut
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bizarro bj
A Savate fighter who doesn’t know how to box
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Cheick Kongo?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
No...Cheick Kongo doesn't know how to wrestle
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, it should be a crime for trainers to lie to their fighters
like Toney’s trainer was lying to him. It’s grossly apparent that Toney never stood a chance against ANY UFC fighter. Pat Barry would tap his ass.
don't blame his trainer
he was as clueless as Toney was/is
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
^This
Blame Dana for submitting to the Circus Show….at least we all got to see Randy fuck shit up one last time…
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Booin’ him hahd.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Jersey
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
i expected more
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
YO quit ripping on Jersey
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
That one was serious
you know those boston crabs hate jesery almost as much as they hate themselves.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Making me mad ripping on my state man
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh god
He’s hopping already :)
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Dammit Frankie, should have gone with Biggie again.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
no hat stealer tonight?
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Tank's busy
feuding with Scott Ferrozzo again
by Scott Haber on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Penn about to do some brutalizin’.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
hope so
not a huge penn fan, but i’d rather watch him fuck some shit up than 5 rounds of wrestleboxing
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Edgar by decision
Penn looks like Mir did before he fought Carwin
by Polyhedron on Aug 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
i disagree
mir looked like he thought the carwin fight was going to be a walk in the park.
bj looks mad. if i were his corner, i would have reminded him every day first thing in the morning that edgar beat him
Could be worse… he could be reffing.
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"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Cecil
Both men have to finish this fight.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
if he wasn't
he kill us all and lick his gloves clean.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Doug Crosby is judging this fight under the bridge with two rats filling in for the fighters.
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by RobertGBP on Aug 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Loser becomes lunch
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Reporting for duty, homies
Sorry, we drove to Rome and I don’t have any place to watch the show from here. You guys are my updates.
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BJ looking like he just shot his dog.
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"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Serious BJ is serious
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bj has some good cauliflower going on
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You can stick you poi up your ass
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ah it's a north jersey dummy
Taylor ham is the company…Pork Roll is the product. Central JERSEY FOR LIFE!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
that's kinda unexpected.
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- Goonisis
you know goldie wants to break out some takedown stats
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
Note to self:
never take BJ down.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
Unless you're a bald French-Canadian
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Edgar just scratched that off the gameplan
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
guess not
if he keeps BJ down, he will get subbed.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
BJ is just getting tossed around....
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Frankie St. Pierre?
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racist
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
BJ will just use Porygon
to change his elemental weakness.
by Trysdor on Aug 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep hatin'
That second one was nice
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I know takedowns don’t mean much without advancing position, but two takedowns on BJ in the first round….I mean, gotta mean something.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
I think Frankie just won that round more decisively then he did any round in the first fight.
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- Goonisis
this
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
zzz
I really want BJ to reclaim his belt.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Keep hatin'
Wrestling’s gonna get you
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50-45 round for Edgar
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
by SSreporters on Aug 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rly?
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SUBJECT LINE!
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maybe not, lethargic probably a better word
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Edgar, but its close
Not sure why Edgar’s going for the takedowns….Penn looks more comfortable with handling him down there and handingl his odd striking
close?
he got taken down twice, what did he do in that round?
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
One knee to the body
That’s what BJ did. ONE KNEE to the body.
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10-9 Edgar, damnit.
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Cecil Peoples Score: 27-16 Chiefs.
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by RobertGBP on Aug 29, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
MMA is all about the two point conversions.
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by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha ohhh cecils
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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Leg kicks don't score field goals.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
bj scoring with the left jab alot
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
BJ has a great top game
I can’t remember the last time he subbed anyone from guard
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean he has in BJJ tournaments
But as you said…never in MMA. Shit the only people able to take him down have been Matt Hughes/GSP/Frankie Edgar. All other fight’s he’s been on top.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Why doesn't BJ sweep the leg?
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That takes years of waxing cars to achieve that ability
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I just snoozed out for a second. Did I miss anything? Nah. Of course not.
'Like' my band. I mean, it'd be awesome if you did that.
I don't get the hate
I’[m rather enjoying this
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C’mon Beeeej.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
20-18 Edgar
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peoples is juding so
its prolly 20-18 Toney
19-19, but I doubt the judges see it that way… damnit.
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
Edgar may be the quickest fighter I'ver ever seen
tonight
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I'm surprised bj doesn't go clean shaven
you can still tell he’s bald as fuck with that buzz cut.
Oh, yeah, 20-18 edgar
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
He should grow it out and do with the comb-over.
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
frankie is going to do with for all 5 rounds
bj will chase chase chase and the outcome will be the same
I didn't see Edgar land more than two punches that round...
I really don’t think a single takedown should give him the round, but that’s the way judging goes.
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20-18 Edgar
A round for Edgar is a round close to Maynard’s inevitable title victory.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
millions will fall....
….asleep
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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 29, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Rogan said Bananas!!!!
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George Carlin
by Snatchl on Aug 29, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
more? you mean any?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe because Edgar is a better fighter than he is???
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
you saw what happens on the ground, BJ is a wizard on the ground and I guarentee Edgar couldnt hang with BJ on top.
by Dropkick434 on Aug 29, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
According to Wikipedia
Edgar has already won.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Edgar
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
But Mike Goldberg told me he's a completely different fighter!
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I’m digging it. Edgar is making Penn look like shit. That’s pretty cool.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
I'm fascinated by this fight
Frankie is fighting like a genius.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
People on Meth look
at edgar and say damn, he is fast
…no.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Frankie fan
And no way in hell was that a 10-8 round
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I don't know what's going on.
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It’s August 28, 2010. Accept the new reality.
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
29-28 Edgar. BJ doing nothing.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
This fight is more reason
To move Jose Aldo up to 155.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I will completely agree with that
Wow, Jose’s leg kicks would be Frankie’s kryptonite
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
30-27 Edgar
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
That man is not very polite at all
not at all
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
they call em like they see em
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Told y'all, Frankie by decision
bye bye BJ
by Polyhedron on Aug 29, 2010 12:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sooooo
whats going to be the excuse if Penn loses?
by Easedel on Aug 29, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rotten poi?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Old.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
'bout time
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
This crowd absolutely sucks
This has not been a great card but damn they’ve booed in every fight.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Wildly entertaining fight
Love it. LOOOOOVE it. I hope Edgar scores another takedown, followed by Penn standing up two seconds later, then Edgar hopping around like a guy on speed throwing jabs then circling out.
BOOSH
i dont get it
bj destroyed everyone in this division and cant handle edgar?
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
i think it is mental which has been a problem with penn before
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
not saying edgar is a bad fighter just dont understand why it is not closer
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Maybe
BJ could put on some pounds and get that fight with Sylvia he wanted
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BJ should’ve put Edgar on his ass as soon RD 1 started.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
yeah
i’d do that to my little brother
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
vicious
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Edgar dominating
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
BJ = 155 Gate Keeper
Happens to lots of good fighters past their prime.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
dudes only 31
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
only edgar has given him a fight
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Even if he wins by miracle finish
He’s getting dominated.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
But he can't be a gatekeeper
if he has the belt around his waist.
BJ has no fire .. that's the difference...
it’s like he doesn’t give a shit in there
Bitch.
by timetosaygoodbye on Aug 29, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
Dear BJ
Please pull off an Anderson Silva/Chris Leben/Scott Smith moment
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Why isn’t Penn constantly trying to clinch?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Cause Edgar is so fast if goes for the clinch he’ll just get popped in the face and grab air.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
He’s only actually tried like twice.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Well I can’t explain why he’s been doing his punching bag strategy, but it seems like it’d be hard to clinch with a guy whose staying at range and is faster than you.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
Jesus
40-36 Edgar
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Penn vs. Gomi please.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I like that.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I actually want to see this now
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@deowade
They are not doing him any favors
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Great game plan and plan B by BJ and his camp.
by god-damn long hair on Aug 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
"Don't let him talk shit after the fight"
Don’t give him a round!
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Annnnd the lightweight division is officially bleh.
Hurry up and clear out 145, Aldo. You is needed.
I specializes in grammar fail.
get prepared for 5 round Frankie Edgar jab fests, or maynard lay n prays for the time being
by espino on Aug 29, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hence 'bleh'.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait for Aldo
But i’ll love watching Frankie in the meantime. Just please beat Maynard.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
doubtful
maynard will lay on him for 5 rounds
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
damn...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
This would be a good time to rest in BJ’s guard.
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Did Penn just get sweeped?
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It's one fucking fight, Christ.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I've always said
that BJ really needs a new camp. He’s cruised for so long on his natural talents, but when you’re training with Troy Mandaloniz, Antonio Banuelos, and your brother, you’re really not going to get better.
James Toney trained with his Dad.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Well duh,
who else was gonna teach him out to “wave out” when you’re in a sub.
by Scott Haber on Aug 29, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I have it
10-9
10-9
10-8
10-9
all edgar so far
What happened to the Penn that stalked Sanchez in their fight?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Better competition.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
by toxic on Aug 29, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EXACTLY
if he did that here he would have already finished him…
Bitch.
by timetosaygoodbye on Aug 29, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
We're witnessing the death of the final member of the old guard
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You also have Zombie Jens Pulver
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Does Shogun count too?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
but he can jump out of a pool like a motherfucker.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
by BadB on Aug 29, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kinda sad.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Roy said he wouldn't fight MMA
“Maybe if I had wrestled in high school or something”
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, buddy! Tito’s getting his belt back!
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Once his cracked skull and shattered neck heal, of course.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Goddamn Time Warner.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
This sport passes everyone by
It’s the toughest sport in the world and the young bucks are always getting better and better.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
this card was such a let down...
Bitch.
by timetosaygoodbye on Aug 29, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
How about
we swap Maynard for Aldo
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit BJ
But major props to Edgar
50-45
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Edgar's too fast and explosive for Maynard to hold down.
Should be a decent fight
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
filthy guidos…..
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he's come a long way.
He looked way better than he did 6 months ago.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I gave him the second.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
It breaks my heart, but he lost every round
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
50-45 Penn.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Who gave Cecil an internet connection?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Wow
BJ, you’ve broken my heart.
I’ve seen you tear much better fighters apart.
I hope to see you get the TRUE warrior spirit back
Frankie, you’re the future. Keep working hard.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
God Fucking Dammit
I had half my bankroll on Edgar and Maynard, and I got cold feet this morning…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
50-45 Edgar
The prelims aren’t gonna make the broadcast so for the first time since UFC 76 we do not have any knockouts.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I wonder if BJ is mentally strong enough to come back from this, I’m thinking not.
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
He looked beat walking out
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
He needs to fight his way back… needs to be a contender again.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 29, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Clearly
Penn’s sinus’ were acting up again.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Yeah
Allergic to the Vaseline on Edgar
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f@#king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*@it don't f#$kng roll! Shomer shabbos!
by timthemit53 on Aug 29, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I TOLD YOU SUCKERS THAT NEW JERSEY WAS IN THE BUILDING
SUCK IT REST OF THE USA!
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Clean Sweep
Edgar looked great. He looked like old BJ who dominated at LW.
BJ, you always disappoint
NJ Represent! 2-0 in title fights!
Penn went off at -400???
Wow, who cleaned up?
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NEW JERSEY RULES YOUR ASS AND UH...SUCK IT
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Is Matt Hughes gonna take this belt again?
Because Edgar looks like a lame duck.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
I’m gonna guess the days of hughes making 55 are long gone
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
"I've got nothing bad to say"
Until a couple weeks from now when all my buddies tell me how great I am
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BJ needs a new corner. No sense of urgency going into the 5th.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Same result
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
i think the lw belt becomes like the lhw belt now
changes hands almost every fight, next maynard.
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I want Joe to ask
What the hell were you doing?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Edgar can now go celebrate with The Situation and Snooki
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BJ vs. Gomi
i bet thats going to be the next fight.
This is great for Edgar...
He may not have won legitimately in the first fight, but this was hands down the right decision.
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In a flash, the lightweight division became the least entertaining division in the UFC
While we have no idea what will happen in the UFC MW division.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Only until Bones gets a shot... :)
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
So, how much weight did BJ cut?
He looked lethargic from the beginning
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
The Frankie Edgar in Abu Dhabi wasn't the best LW in the world.
The Frankie Edgar in Boston was and is.
Give some credit where it’s due, people.
by Trysdor on Aug 29, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Smart plan, excellent cardio, well done
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Dunno.
BJ simply looked limp to me. Maybe that’s because Edgar was stifling him, but I have a hard time calling anybody the best LW right now.
No.
The BJ who used to stuff every attempt, yeah.
This BJ… I’m not so sure. I want to see him fight someone else before I really pass judgment.
No.
Give me a break.
Edgar essentially kicked BJ out of the lightweight division and he still doesn’t get credit?
Lauzon beating Ruediger again?
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
It was the highlight of the card.
Along with Maia’s technical excellence.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 29, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Could people stop overlooking Edgar?
The guy just fought an incredible fight, perfect gameplan.
And there’s people saying Aoki could take him… Come on.
Took my nap when Maia was doing whatever he was doing on the ground
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
no question he is a great fighter
but he doesn’t fight to finish, 9 wins by decision out of 14 i think, people want champions who are finishers, look how unpopular it was for silva and GSP when they had fights going to decision. Always gonna be backlash when the majority of the audience wants an exciting finish
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I like his style
He’s active, quick, awesome technique.
Put it on a Brock card
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Edgar/Maynard 2: “Fight Night Live for the Troops at The Joint the Hard Rock to Battle Breast Cancer”
by casey manrique on Aug 29, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone in the mood for Gomi/Penn 2?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Randy really plows through the ladies, huh
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Aug 29, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
I did great on MMA Playground
Edgar/Maynard/Lentz Parlay
by Polyhedron on Aug 29, 2010 12:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I was supporting Penn, but I also wanted him to lose.
This will shake up the LW division. I’d love to see Penn fighting some people we’d never have seen him fight otherwise.
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