Shane Carwin 10 feet, 1 inch vertical jump
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Is this before or after lactic acidosis
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by We All Hate Caleb on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Gotta get me some steroids now
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What are we supposed to be impressed by?
are we supposed to be impressed with someone +6’ being able to touch the rim?
Now that is impressive. 5’ 9" Nate Robinson winning the NBA dunk contest.
tssssssssst
by higgledy-piggledy on Aug 27, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
Nate Robinson def should not have won the dunk comp as many times as he has. He wasn’t doing any amazing dunks. It was simply the fact that he is 5’9 and I don’t think someone should be punished for being taller when the do way more impressive dunks.
?
How many times Nate Robinson won the Dunk contest doesn’t interest me.
My point is, being over 6’ and being able to touch the rim isn’t impressive. Earl Boykins is 5’ 5" & can dunk.That is impressive.
Create a Fanpost on why Nate Robinson shouldn’t have won the dunk contest (x) times.
by higgledy-piggledy on Aug 27, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Well if it doesn’t interest you, you shouldn’t have mentioned him winning the dunk competition you should have simply mentioned him being able to dunk…so if something doesn’t interest you then dont mention it in your post.
a caption to a picture is hardly a “mention”; Secondly, your comprehension is lacking. Nate Robinson has nothing to do with this topic apart from illustrating someone a lot shorter the Carwin being able to dunk.
You may recognise Nate Robinson from a picture, but not everyone watches Basketball, recognises NBA players and can recall their heights.
by higgledy-piggledy on Aug 28, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
for sure
He wasn’t doing anything Spud Webb didn’t do two decades earlier.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 27, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a horrible waste of time
Just lost 48 seconds of my life.
by cyke on Aug 27, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
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by Kelvin Hunt on Aug 27, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I wanted Shane to beat Brock, but I was hoping that backboard would fall on him after that. Get a life.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Aug 27, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
I thought his head would have gotten to the 10' mark.
I was really unimpressed.
I bet if you put some Stanozolol up there
his head would’ve
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
That right there is how you get recs, kids.
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Lol
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by dancingChicken on Aug 27, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I think this is the first Black Lesnar post I’ve rec’d
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 27, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Not gonna hate because I know how hard it is to fill content on a blog
But this shit right here n****, this shit right HERE /Katt Williams
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:02 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually.....
Lemme get my video skills working on this shit
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
nevermind
Can’t download it for some reason
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
“nah, n****, its called deaf, cuz after you hit it, you can’t hear SHIT!!”
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 27, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
N**** I got shit to do today
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 27, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the thing
I’m off the bandwagon and I’m more than a little disturbed by his public persona, but Shane Carwin is still going to fuck up about 98% of the HWs on Earth.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 27, 2010 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
And still pose no threat to anybody on the court.
I’m an out of shape guy shorter than Carwin (6’) and I can easily grab the rim. Maybe he needs to talk to his supplier.
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The Nerf rim on your kid's bedroom wall don't count
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 27, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's why I set in on your pile of unpaid bills.
TWELVE FEET, BOYEE!!!!
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i don't even know what that means
but it’s hilarious
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 28, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
I bet he’s gnarly in the paint. You try posting up against him and you will get handled
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by ElliotMatheny on Aug 27, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but he's too short to be hanging out the in paint.
How many rebounds is a guy with no hops going to get?
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I think Shane Carwin must figure he has no Black fans
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
So he's challenging them to a dunk contest
Next up is the Shane Carwin And1 mixtape.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 27, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
His street name would be "Da Juice"
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 27, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Skip to My Trenbolone aka Blame My Connect.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 27, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the first step in combating lactic acidosis.
If I wake up tomorrow and see that the world has ended, then that means God has finally granted my prayers.
GO Armageddon!!!
Ha
So let me get this straight….
Shane Carwin is 6’2"
Shane Carwin has an 80" reach, which means he can reach, roughly, 2 ft over his head.
Shane Carwin has a 22" vertical jump. Wow, what an athlete.
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
by WestbergIDFC on Aug 27, 2010 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL!
I think Carwin got the impression the “web” was impressed b/c trolls were doubting his initial dunk video. Hence the measuring tape to verify a 10’ rim height.
However, as you point out, it’s not impressive.
by higgledy-piggledy on Aug 27, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
This is his "BJ jumps out of the pool"
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That one was cooler.
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by Keren on Aug 27, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Is there any debate about how much cooler BJ is than Shane?
I mean, BJ isn’t the coolest guy in the world, but Shane’s personality… man wooden doesn’t describe it. Lead-based?
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Didn't watch since I'm in a deposition
But [Insert Lactic Acidosis Joke Here]
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Wait… you’re an attorney?
Shouldn’t you be paying attention to the deposee? But I don’t blame you. Depo’s are dreadfully boring.
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Not an attorney
A Videographer, so I only have to monitor audio levels and make sure the deponent is visible on the video. And yes, they are outlandishly boring. Today is no different.
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I sat in one that was exciting. The opposing counsel got angry (and crazy) and said he was going to fight with one of the attorneys because of the questions he was asking.
There have been other times where people say some funny things, albeit, they don’t mean for them to be funny.
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You're an attorney? NY Bar or NJ Bar?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 27, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Good luck
My buddy is studying for the NJ/PA/NY bars right now. Hates his life except the weekends.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 27, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I kid you not
An attorney once said that’d he would have pulled a knife during the deposition if we’d have been in Alabama. Also had a crazy attorney that came in rocking a Sunday church hat and an old west Six Shooter gun belt. Fun times.
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What kind of craziness?
I’ve had some/seen some crazy/terrifying things in court, too.
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Crazy Attorney walked in
Said some celtic prayer to cleanse the room, rubbed a rabbit’s foot because it was tuesday, stood at a podium while everyone else sat at the table, said some other prayer after we went off the record, and then talked about our aura’s while I packed up my equiptment. Can’t make this shit up.
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Oh
And depositions in prisons are no fun either. It’s eerily quiet.
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Thank God I never had to go to a prison, however, I’ve gone to the federal court house many, many times and the prison is right across the street… near a playground, too.
I’ve also gone into a judge’s chambers where she must’ve had a convict in there because right when I walked in there were federal guards pointing big guns at me. I got really scared. I thought I did something wrong.
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haha
That’s crazier than anything I’ve witnessed.
I can’t keep a straight face—I’m sure I would’ve laughed.
Depo’s of rich people are a pain, too. Before the depo starts they make like 18 different demands. One woman wanted certain type of cookies that you can only get at one shop cross-town. She also wouldn’t let anyone touch her fur hat. It wasn’t even cold out.
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Oh god yes
Certain types of water, etc
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 27, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Never had the crazy demands
But I had a billionaire a few weeks ago, that name dropped more than a fighter that’s trying to get a serious payday from his sponsors. This depo is dumb slow today. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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It’s still going on!?
The longest I’ve ever been in one was four hours. At least you’re just recording and not having to sit there with a legal pad and actually pay attention and take notes.
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This one isn't terribly long.
Just dumb boring. I have a few 12-13 hour depositions under my belt. So this is nothing.
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I'd rather see Carwin's crossover
Him touching rim doesn’t really impress me.
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After seeing the size of that order he made from the Alabama pharmacy...
…I don’t think he’s got much experience doing ball-handling with balls anywhere near that size. :-/
(Huh?)
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by jemaleddin on Aug 27, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rimshot!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 27, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And you think that your comment is reducing that?
If you don’t like the tone, set the tone. Write something positive. Contribute something of value. Bitching is contributing to the tone you say you don’t like.
Personally, I think there isn’t enough hate – thus my comments.
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