Bellator 26 - Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for Bellator 26. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Fox Sports broadcast (at 8PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
The FSN broadcast is live. First fight up shortly. Results below the fold.
Steve Carl vs. Tyler Stinson - Round 1 - Stinson refuses to touch gloves before the fight. Body kick from Carl. Carl with a nice takedown into Stinson's guard. Stinson smoothly transitions to an armbar but can't finish it and eats a right hand from Carl for his trouble. Stinson with a great transition to a triangle and Carl slams him but can't shake Stinson. Stinson holding on and Carl tries again. After fighting the sub attempt with Stinson looking to have it locked deep Carl escapes. As they go to the feet Stinson attempts for a takedown of his own and Carl locks in a nasty guillotine that puts Stinson to sleep. Great short fight. Steve Carl wins by submission (guillotine choke), round 1.
Aisling Daly vs. Lisa Ward - Round 1 - Daly throwing some punches and Ward locks her up and uses a great head and arm throw to put her down. Ward in side control but Daly locks half guard. Ward finally postures up and starts to blast Daly with a big flurry of punches. Ward is just dominating this round now driving punches to the body. The round ends with Ward landing a few more punches and I've got it 10-8 Ward.
Round 2 - Ward comes right out and gets the same head and arm takedown. Daly manages to get to her feet and Ward locks her up again. They're back to space after Daly manages to avoid the head and arm throw but again Ward gets the takedown. Daly manages to get on top with Ward trying to get a choke but Daly gets her head free and is on top in half guard. Daly on top in north-south.Daly with a takedown in a scramble and the round ends. Very close round but I'd go 10-9 Daly.
Round 3 - They come out throwing and Ward goes right back to that same throw.Ward on top in half guard landing punches to the body with an occasional punch to the head. Ward takes her back now looking for the choke. Daly manages to roll back over and eats a flurry. Daly gives up her back again and while she doesn't get choked she was completely overmatched in that round. 10-9 Ward makes it 29-27 on my card.
Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board. Lisa Ward wins by unanimous decision.
Jose Vega vs. Danny Tims - Round 1 - They're both exchanging bombs. Tims stuns Vega and puts him down. He follows him down and is landing punches but Vega sits up and takes him down. Vega lands a big right hand after posturing up. Tims looks for an armbar and eats a punch and regains full guard. Tims with an armbar attempt again and Vega manages to get out into north south and he's looking for a choke but Tims rolls out. Vega is in side control. Tims with the sweep and he's on top. Now they're back to standing with Vega landing a leg kick. Left hand from Vega and Tims goes down but he's not hurt badly and stands up. Tims decides to pull guard and that's a great way to give away the round. Tims sweeps him as the round ends. 10-9 Vega on my card.
Round 2 - Tims shoots and Vega avoids and makes him stand back up. Right hand from Vega. Accidental low blow from Vega and we get a short break. Tims landing a big left hand and firing but he's too wild to land at a high rate. Good body kick from Vega and a nice jab. Left hand by Vega again and a great counter right. Tims shoots and Vega avoids. Body shot from Vega and Tims falls down but gets back up. Vega buckles his leg with a hard kick. Left hand from Tims lands. Tims misses on the shot again. Vega on top in north south landing to the body. Round ends and it should be a 10-9 Vega round.
Round 3 - Counter left from Vega. Vega keeps going back to the leg kicks and Tims is still trying to shoot for takedowns but he's getting worse and worse with them. Tims says he took a low blow but the ref tells him no. Kick from Tims lands to the leg and then he shoots and Vega avoids. Pair of right hands from Vega. Soft left hand from Tims. Jab from Vega knocks Tims' mouthpiece out. After a break to put the mouthpiece back Vega gets the quick takedown. Vega with a couple hammerfists. The fight ends and I gave all 3 rounds to Vega.
Official Scorecards: 29-28, 30-27, 29-28 all for Jose Vega. Jose Vega wins by unanimous decision.
Mike Hayes vs. Alexey Oleinik - Round 1 - Oleinik lands a few punches before ending up on his back. Quickly he gets his legs high and looks for a triangle or armbar but Hayes manages to get to his feet. Oleinik looking for a single leg. Hayes is getting tagged by awful punches and Oleinik pulls him to the ground trying to work off his back again. Some hammerfists from the top by Hayes. Oleinik tries to lock up an armbar but Hayes escapes to the back of Oleinik. They trade sloppy punches as the round ends. 10-9 Oleinik.
Round 2 - Hayes pushes him into the cage and lands a few punches to the leg and now some foot stomps. Hayes takes him down with Oleinik allowing it because he wants to be on the ground. Oleinik looks for the armbar and a trianble but can't get either. This fight is honestly really awful. Hayes transitions to the side control. There's a small cut by the eye of Oleinik from...something. The ref stands them up. Left hand from Hayes lands and the round ends.One punch for Hayes + being on top all round vs. Oleinik trying to get subs from the bottom all round. I guess 10-9 Oleinik but who knows.
Round 3 - They trade punches and Oleinik takes him down with a headlock. He's looking for his ezekiel choke but the ref has to stop the action to check a nasty cut on Hayes' eye. The doctor lets it go so we're back to where they were with Oleinik on top. Hayes with a good sweep and they trade punches with Oleinik landing some good right hands. Hayes lands a punch and Oleinik tries for a takedown but ends up on his back. The round ends and I guess I had it 30-27 Oleinik but I say again...who knows.
Official Scorecards: 29-28 Hayes, 29-28 Oleinik, 29-28 Oleinik. Alexey Oleinik wins by split decision.
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You never know,
sometimes the weak cards turn out awsome.
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
at least you don't have to suffer thru the Astros
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't watch bad baseball.
Good baseball is ok but bad baseball is baaaaaaaaad.
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Pain don't hurt...
They still playing baseball?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And the point of a tournament like this is to turn people into guys you'd recognize.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also...
there are guys that you should get to know.
Carl, Stinson, Ward, Hayes, Tims, Vega…they may not be superstars…but they’re good enough that you’ll see them pop up here and there.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Last week was "meh".
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
I’m just not digging this heavyweight tournament in general, the women have been alright though.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
135 should be exciting.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
heavyweight is always the worst division in mma
except at the highest levels and even then the fights we find thrilling at heavyweight would often be duds at a lighter weight.
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They got rid of the best heavyweight in the tournament, Korean Fedor. Bellator was dead to me at that moment. They took Oleinik over him. Fucking weaksauce.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously, not knowing anyone on the card makes it a “weak card.” Last week was the first Bellator event I’ve seen that wasn’t really entertaining.
by GetYourHeadStomps on Aug 26, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
Didn't like Carl's win in the first fight of last season over Cooper
so im pulling for tyler.
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
crap
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
How can no one know Asling?
She was part of pre-EXC Cage Rage
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
OH SNAP
nice guillotine
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I didn’t think Carl would be able to get out of that triangle, especially after the failed slam. good recovery and finish.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
..and that’s why you should tune in to Bellator every week.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
speaking of which
where were you last week Brent?
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
We had people over and Fagan was there live so I hit up the DVR.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are these results no longer hidden until after the jump? They used to be.
Lots of us won’t get this event until later and we’re getting spoiled.
My bad man.
I’ll bury them. Honestly the break between season 2 and 3 made me forget all about it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
There was one time during season 2 where I recall a big headline on the front page about the main event or something too.
The west coast doesn’t get Bellator until 8pm PT at the very earliest, but usually at 10:30 and sometimes it’s come on at freakin’ midnight.
If anything major happens it'll end up on the front page...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously but for a while there BE was refraining from doing it until the next day due to different areas getting the show later.
Somewhere along the way that policy was either forgotten or changed I guess
Traffic son...
If something major happens we can’t be the one major site not putting anything up on it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
P&L is really bad ass
I was there for the last Askren fight because it’s like 15 minutes from my house
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
last week it was LifeAlert
this week its Acorn Stairlifts. Are there a lot of 70 year olds watching this?
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
Mark Coleman’s scouting for work.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lol, nice
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Lisa Ward: "Girls are icky!"
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I just hoping for one double leg takedown in this fight
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
Nice hip toss
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
God I hate baseball
I never get to watch Bellator because of the God forsaken St. Louis Cardinals. God it irritates me that every time I click on Bellator some boring ass baseball garbage comes on. I’m sitting here watching this game just to see if i can understand why people would watch it..I can’t. I’ts 5-3 and it’s probably going to be 5-3 the rest of the hour or two left in this boring ass game.
Especially annoying because I’m missing the Cummings fight (granted I know it’s the undercard so I probably wouldn’t have seen it regardless). I went to high school with Zac and always enjoy watching him fight…dude has heart.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
wow..ok
I stand corrected – it’s now 5-4..still boring as can be. How could anyone prefer to watch this crap over ANY fight?
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
More boring than a Jon Fitch Decision Win?
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@deowade
Shit
I was in the audience at 117 and it took everything i had not to watch something else on my phone
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao..
for someone I seem to completely disagree with, I really appreciate the way you put things.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks man.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 27, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
true
golf is bad..baseball is close but not quite as boring..I would take a Fitch 30-27 every time over game 7 of the world series..just me though. I have no appreciation for normal sportsl.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
but do you watch poker?
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
lol no..
I only watch things that end in someone being hurt.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
wait...
nevermind. lol.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
(cause the people that get hurt playing poker don't do it on camera)
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I am a fan of custody hearings too.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 26, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
nice..
I don’t really make any secret of it. I like to watch people fight, I don’t like rules and such…if it were up to me it would be straight up old school style UFC fights.. no gloves, no rules, no time limits..and sure as hell no baseball.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I would watch a good baseball game over a mediocre or shitty fight anyday
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I knew you
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry dude. I love baseball. I have played baseball forever and halfway destroyed my body in the process. We can recover from this!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 27, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
There are ways to watch it online.
and baseball isn’t a bad sport at all. this is probably how a lot of people view MMA.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
by “this” I mean as you view baseball, as a “boring sport”.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand that
but..I’m right and they are wrong. lol.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
or better yet
I don’t care what they think.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I've heard you can't stop the Internet
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
10-8 Ward
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
I wouldn’t really say 10-8 or even 10-7. She definitely won the round, but she wasn’t close to finishing Daly at any point.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i just thought that daly did absolutely nothing in that round. im pretty sure she landed as many strikes as i did in that round. and her grappling was even worse.
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The way I rationalize it, is that Ward landed 100% of the offense, had takedown and top in multiple positions, reversed everything Daly had to try to escape, had fantastic positioning and ring control, and landed some pretty good shots.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Straight up headlock throw
Too funny
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I know she's Irish and all
But my god she’s pale.
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There;s no such thing as a healthy tan, you know
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
It looks like she tans
in a singlet.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
dude
when I first started watching I seriously asked myself “is she wearing stalkings, or are her legs that white?”
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Lisa Ward’s working that headlock…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
This crowd is like…so immature.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Loving how the announcers are totally ignoring it
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I missed it
did they harass her, sexually?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Announcers just keep announcing the fight
as the crowd is going ape-shit over the north-south positioning of the two fighters
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Gross
They’re not even hot. :P j/k
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Daly got north south and crowd cheered loudly.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Gotta admit
it made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Makes you think....
Do gay dudes find MMA erotic?
Seriously. I know crazy bitches that love violence, some dudes must like it too.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know
but it’s a good thing themachiavellian isn’t here, he’s into watching bitches choke each other out.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Now that's just perverse.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
STRANGLEPORN!!
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
That’s a really intimidating word.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's in my everyday vocabulary
It has so many uses
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
"What are you guys about do?"
“STRANGLEPORN!!”
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Had that conversation verbatim about 2 hours ago
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Remind me to never hangout with you.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It brings a whole new meaning to rear naked choke thats for sure
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
So its prison rules?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was a given...
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Nothin's given in STRANGLEPORN!!
only taken.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I cannot rec this enough
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
perfect response
and for that you get a rec!
And the crowd goes wild
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
You, and the entire crowd at KC
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Nope
my penis was saying something to me about it.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I've got it 19-18 Ward
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Ask and ye shall receive
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
OK, how about this one?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
beat me to it
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
30-28 Ward
Megumi’s gonna beast….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Unless
She’s facing Frausto and gets butchered on the feet.
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@deowade
Frausto looked pretty bad last week
she might be cutting too much weight
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The way Bellator has the graphic set up I assume it’s Frausto-Aguilar and Ward-Fujii. Even if Fujii has to fight Frausto, she’s competent enough on her feet. she doesn’t have knockout power and will have a lot of trouble trying to take Frausto down, but she can definitely work angles standing.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the graphic means nothing...
they decide the second round matchups after all the participants are determined.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was that way
but it is definitely deceiving if you aren’t paying attention. I think they should determine the bracket before the whole tournament. IMO.
id much rather see Ward/Megu for the finals
tho no guarantee they make it
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
….and litigious
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ward's hip position is way high
Daly should be out by now
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Wow. Daly’s first loss.
She needs to learn how to fight off her back and avoid the takedowns. Ward made it look so easy to take her down.
Ward's got a pretty extensive wrestling background
Anyone in that division would be hard pressed to avoid getting taken down by her
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I defer to your knowledge of the division
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Megu will get taken down by her with the quickness...
the issue is that it’s because she’s fine being on the ground and will then likely tap her out quickly.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ward didn't impress me with her top control
She needs to maintain better hip position, or a fighter that knows what’s she’s doing will be able to get out.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
transition, transition, kneebar.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You could use Aisling's skin for white balance.
by memitim on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
I wouldn’t have suspected a white balance comment. I can’t see the fights for another hour so I’ll have to see that.
Fuck!
Don’t tell me the pats games are going to take over Bellator once the season starts
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
NFL Games come on FSN now?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
worse, just talking about the pats, not even showing them
its what happened when the celtics were playing
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was forced to watch a stream for the first fight or two while the Celtics were playing because it was necessary to show talk about the Celtics than live MMA.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i was praying daily for them to get knocked out in the first round. so what happens? they make the f’ing finals.
If foxsports wants to compete at all with espn, they need to step up there game and not do this BS crap. jump on the bandwagon of a growing sport guys.
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
for real..
why does FSN even pretend to show Bellator in the midwest? It’s a big ass scam to sucker mma fans into watching shitty baseball games or even worse, as you mentioned, some bastards standing around talking about some shitty game.
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
New England plays 16 Thursday games? Are they in the Big East??
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is tapping b/c you’re exhausted somehow better?
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
The lactic acidosis can render any man exhausted.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Rey Mysterio?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Hopefully for his sake, “Jose Vega” translates to “Psichosis” in spanish.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The tatts red mohawk and rey mask make Tims seem really really confused
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
No way, man.
He just has a lot stuff on his mind.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Finally!!!
Some decent lucha libre action.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Cant wait to see
some one do a hurricarana off the top of the cage
"To resist is to piss in the wind......"
Knob Noster, MO sounds dirty
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
anyone know where I can find undercard result?
I would rather find video of it, but can anyone tell me how to find out who won the undercard fights? Or did I miss something? Did they cancel them or something??
"The big message coming out of this is that we can never give up, it doesn’t matter the size of the problem, it doesn’t matter the difficulty [of the situation], we can never give up." - Anderson Silva
by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Knob Noster?
that’s really the name of a place?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
40 miles west of Bishop Polisher.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My latin is a bit rusty
but i believe it means “Our Penis”
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Little known fact: San Diego means “a whale’s vagina”.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
….when in rome
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to Missouri
Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Knob Noster
Is a small town that is part of/next to an Air Force Base, Whiteman AFB. I actually work there and Jose’s sister cuts my hair. It is about 45 minutes from Kansas City.
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by keyboardwarrior on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice,
back home is a couple miles down the road. My little brother trains with Jose in Sedalia
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Aug 27, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
wtf is a noster?
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by ShoNuffthaMasta on Aug 26, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
When are these guys gonna pick up the pace?
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
You’re actually watching? Didn’t you know this card was gonna be weak?
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
lazy slobs….
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
CSJ and Leonard Garcia are unimpressed.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Not as wild, but alot more technical.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
PULLING GUARD IN A CLOSE ROUND? Way to give it away Tims.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
I score that one 11-11
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
extra credit FTW
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What if a gambling addiction was like crack?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Hahaha
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Black males would be found with broken dice sprinkled upon them
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Also Gov'ment took my baby
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
LOL @ the announcer's shitting on Konrad
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
because he keeps flopping like he’s on the italian national soccer team?
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This fight is so exciting
that the Bellator clock has exploded and disappeared.
Or FSN stored it away for some pre-season football games.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Aug 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tims might tap at any second he looks tired
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
well done
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Prayer answered
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
The old 'I dropped my mouth piece'.
Brad Petit is rolling over in his grave.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
NO CHAEL DON’T LEAVE YOUR ARM INSI…
Oh…sorry…flashback.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's a redneck!?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
its not the same without Harry Kalas narrating
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Whose idea it was to have Samuel L. Jackson and a church choir big up the Falcons?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
why’s there so much baseball interrupting my poor people commercials interrupting my fightan..
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Aug 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Your name
is just delicious.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
it is one of the under-utilized martial arts
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
thats forbidden
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hayes is….not so good
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
He's pacing himself....
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
By getting hit with awful punches like he's never trained defense in his life.
I guess even a bad strategy is still a strategy.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes me wish that
Bellator hadn’t uninvited Hae Joon Yang even more.
by mocavious sam on Aug 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That was one of the ugliest rounds I’ve seen in a while.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
What if poker was like wrestling a polar bear while juggling a chainsaw?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Oddly enough
I do that everyday
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
That bear is Fitching the fuck out of that guy.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A triangle
angle???
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
This fight sucks. Man, I really hate to say it…but fuck. this is awful
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
YOUR NOT A TRUE MMA FAN
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
If i remember correctly
Hayes fought the fat panda guy in what was also an awful fight. I didnt like it when he got put into the tournament
Yeah...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm so confused...
The ref sounded pissed.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT A AWESOME FIGHT!
DEVASTATING GNP!!!
/opposite day
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
This fight is bad
And they should feel bad.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
He leakin’
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Call da ambalamps
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@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll Rec this
Only because Little Rascal’s was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.
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@deowade
4 foot man eating chicken that had me in stiches when I was a kid
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That was pretty funny.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't get that for the longest time....
sadly
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Still gets a chuckle out of me.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Did they make an agreement
that Hayes wouldn’t punch Hayes as long as Alexxi doesn’t submit him?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
*punch him
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
AS he’s sinking in the choke he calls time to check the cut?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
So is the Russian tired or just lazy?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
ah
No wonder this fight has been so weird.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
So it’s a co-promotion of both
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
and next season a superheavyweight tournament..
so nobody will be sad if they show baseball instead
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s funny how much more interesting a fight gets just because there’s some blood.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
same rule goes for a wedding
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and cooking shows
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
one night stands...
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The man never said it was ideal. Just interesting.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
we are a simple breed.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I really REALLY hope it’s the same judges that gave Grabowski the 30-27 here this week.
http://www.instrength.com
I think the difference is that Grabowski was striking a lot from the bottom, this one was more effective grappling from the bottom
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by PapaBumpants on Aug 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
30-27 Oleinik here.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
29-28 Oleinik
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Conrad will smother Grabowski
Literally
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@deowade
He will be assimliated into the many folds of Konrad
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously someone besides me likes that movie?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see Salt?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with you but most everyone I’ve heard talk about is to trash it in someway
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
There will always be haters. I remember when Fight Club first came out everyone was talking trash about it.
Hell, I hear people talk trash about Goodfellas and A Bronx Tale.
Fuck Rosie O’Donnel Brad Pitt is still pissed she gave away the ending on live tv speaking of Brad Pitt looks like he’ll be playing John Marston in the RDR adap
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No… that sounds horrific, but then again, he was good as Jesse James. That was really an under-rated movie.
Exactly, Russel Crowe second choice? If you say Gerard Butler I’ll lose it.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 27, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I can’t stand Gerard Butler. He got lucky with 300 but everything else he’s in has been awful. Plus he has a terrible American accent.
Friend?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Playing Arkham Asylum right now I’m a nerd
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 27, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah you win I do however have all three of the birth or Carnage series and Fight Club on lazerdisc it’s in Japanese but it works
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 27, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone smart enough to understand would like it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
People always hate on good movies.
I thought Zoolander was hilarious. Everyone I watched it with thought it was stupid.
Same thing with Anchor man. I was dying laughing, no one else liked it at all.
Now everyone thinks its so funny. Band wagon jumpers.
I should point out that my favorite films include White Men Can’t Jump and The Highlander.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
....
I also found a bunch of the people i know to be bandwagon jumpers with Anchorman. Everyone thought it was dumb till a good amount of people (like me) thought it was insanely hilarious
"To resist is to piss in the wind......"
Its cool to quote it now.
Back when I did it, it was just weird.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Anchorman?
Shit, I was there opening day to see that and loving every bit of it, no bandwagon jumping on this side of town.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
About last night.....
I was fucked up, off cheap champagne. There was only one stripper, one other dude and the bar tender. The stripper comes out of the private room, sees me and swears she knows me. I told her she might have seen me in the Hawaiian tropics calendar. It was a wrap…. or so I thought. She starts telling me how she’s 18, her mom just kicked her out and she has a motel room. She says this like five times. Poor girl. Anyway, in true cock blocker style the bar tender starts telling her to go home with her cause she’s got a half gallon. If it was for that bisexual old bitch I would’ve smashed in the club. I had her up in the air against the wall in the DJ booth, ready to do the thing. Like the mark I am, I ended getting wasted and missing out. She was kinda ugly anyway, to be honest,
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a bit of a contrast from what you posted
you would think you just won the skank lottery or something the way you were going on. And where you really in a Hawaiian tropics calendar, cause that’s just all the more reason for me to hate your mocha colored ass. Anyway, if you were a real man you would’ve had the jail bait and the bisexual granny up against the wall, with the bar tender in the back feeling neglected cause he’s been waiting so long to get tagged in.
“About last night, I was fucked up, off cheap champagne.” You sound like any date I’ve ever had, at least my Uncle would have the decency to stay till breakfast the next morning.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Wait
do they even have a male Hawaiian tropics calender? I’ve got my eye on you, you tricky little browny.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
See the wit on this kid?
Its why the hoes jock, son.
Half the shit I say, they laugh at. The other half, they believe. If only it was intentional. But I do I have the unfair advantage of being brown and pretty to look at. Drunk bitches walk up and kiss me in the club. Which is not always cool.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions
This guy
I bet you’ve never come across a mirror that didn’t agree with you. To you B.H. and your stable of skanks I dedicate this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJVlJ25S8c&ob=av2e
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Don't get it twisted.
I don’t got game like that. I just fall in the right places at the right times. I’m not the finest dude out there, but I’ll break a bitch in two. I know it, she knows it.
I have no ho stable, only a conveyor belt.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m really as shallow and conceited as I appear. Then I realize I don’t really care. You only live once.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions
uncanny
I was gonna say I feel like the world is my oyster, then I seen the chain. I got a jacket like that one but dark blue, too.
I gotta say, that is the most poorly constructed and executed song with the simplest concept. But I like it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The sad thing is
as retarded as I can comprehend it being, I like it too (I always have to listen to some Wu Tang or something afterwards to not feel so ashamed).
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I listen to Chippy D
him and Flava Flav were the shit.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Chippy D
You’re taking it back son (to about 2 days ago).
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I basically did hit the skank lotto.
She was practically gift wrapped. As soon as she seen me she was on the Johnson.
But yes, last night I was happy as fuck cause I had a slut drooling in the palm of hand(visualize that). It feels really good. Just cause some dude just gave her $250 for a private dance, I gave her $8 and got a freaky in the DJ both. I should have smashed, but oh well.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 27, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions
The BW fight and the HW fight
had to be one of the biggest differences in back-to-back fight entertainment.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
must have nodded out man
what did I miss?
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
Some dudes fought
And these two chicks totally 69’d.
/college party description
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
That was a cool BW fight and that first one with the guillotine was cool, but wow the rest of that card sucked.
No moar HWs plz.
I am dreading the next Cole Konrad fight.
by Polyhedron on Aug 27, 2010 2:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
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