Dana White Previews UFC 118, Announces Arianny Celeste Will Be on Cover of Playboy Magazine
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT
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PrintAriel Helwani gets an interview with Dana White where he previews UFC 118 and announces [at the 9:20 mark] that Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste will grace the cover of Playboy Magazine this November.
Arianny first hinted about Playboy when she tweeted this picture a week ago.
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Following right down that WWF path
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
got to admit it has worked pretty well and there not using it anymore so why not
"I’m the UFC heavyweight champion and I will be until the day I decide I don’t want to be. And that isn’t anytime soon." - Brock Lesnar
by MMA_PITBULL on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The only bad news is that all of the WWE ladies that did Playboy got shitcanned in the not too distant future. Be careful Arianny.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
Its kind of a on the way out thing. The cycle goes as such:
1. Girl gets seen
2. Girl gets famous
3. Girl develops cult following
4. She does some nude pics
5. Intirgue declines.
6. Girl makes sex tape
7. Tabloid scandal
8. Reality show.
New age hoes like Kim Kardashian and Laurence Fishburnes daughter have changes the game a little bit, but for non-uberwhores this still applys.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
Larry’s daughter is pretty bad, looks like her dad whooped her ass with strips of carpet tacks
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i can’t get past the fact that she looks exactlylike her goddamn dad.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
she can always go on the Flavor of Love
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you even read my chart?
Reality show last. Or first. Never in between.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that chart should really be carved into stone and mounted on each government building.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Call your local representatives.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Pull a Monson
Take action into your own hands.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, and I’m not telling you to North-South your local reps. But if you do, make sure somebody puts that shit on YouTube after you get arrested.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Try that buddy and you’ll end up Monsoned in the state pen
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
look at it this way:
Now we get to see Morpheus fuck Mr. Marcus.
Brandon Iron and Furious Styles.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Your knowledge of male porn stars is alarming
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
his mind is like a boner encyclopedia
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Think he’ll release boner jams 2010 early this year?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Through Musicspace.com I reckon
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a few scenes i was really into
In the summer of 2004.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Just a few scenes i was really into
In the summer of 2004.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You only gotta know 3 things
Your clientele, your product and your competition.
I’m a pickle slangin Mack.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I am still waiting for the bright side.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You leave Lex Steele and Mandingo off that list?
for shame.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
They’ll get their turn.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Then Blackzilla goes last to finish off the job.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
By the end of it
her vagina will look like one of those exploded cigars from Looney Toons.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
by Fake Emcee on Aug 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I still can’t get over the fact that the bitch’s nostrils are uneven.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I hadn't heard jack squat about this Montana Fishbourne
Or “Chippy D” which is a terrible porn name, it sounds like the name of a mid-eighties rapper. But damn, after looking her up it definitely sounds like Larry raised himself the hottest of messes, and by hot I certainly am not referring to her physical appearance.
but maybe she’s right, maybe in time Larry will learn to look at his daughter being a violent prostitute/porn star as a positive thing.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
It really does sound like an 80's rapper
Chippy D and the gang(bang)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Opened for Mantronix one night in Flatbush back in ’85.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Opened Flatbush
I see what you did there…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
.....
“chippy d” sounds like a bad blowjob
by the way Fake Emcee. Your signature makes me wanna squeeze a turd out of me by laughing so hard
"To resist is to piss in the wind......"
I have to pimp out that line as much as I can while that match is still relevant to people.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
Your can't say "Retard Strength" anymore?
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Aug 26, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Some people frown upon it.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
You’re such a nice guy, caring about her career and shit.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
somehat of a silly question, no?
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
someWhat, jeez.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
someasshat of a silly question
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I can always count on you to make sense out of my brain.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You can’t teach that
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
in fact, some would pay u to unteach it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this is blasphemous.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually...
There have been at least one or two playboys where the cover girl wasn’t nude, if memory serves correctly.
by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Playboy were sued for that
They used photos from another shoot for that without permission. How I know this I don’t know.
Get rid of the ramp!
by ihateemo on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
at least one or two out of how many? One thousand?
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to at least wonder...
If Dana will say she can be in it but not nude. He might be worried about the product being ruined cause there’s no “imagination factor” anymore.
by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Some don’t always go nude below the belt though. I don’t think Kim K did.
by seanerk88 on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That episode of Fresh Prince didn't really happen
Hilary would have gotten it though
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
she still can
Bad bitch fashodo.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Kardashian and holly from the hills recently.
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather.
by Pha Q on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It’ll be the first playboy I ever buy.
by seanerk88 on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
by II SMASH II on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Awesome!
I am so happy for her! I can’t wait to purchase this issue and totally not just look at the airbrushed scans online for free.
Seriously though – bush or GTFO
BOOSH
Landing strip or are you talking Jamie Yager style 70’s bush?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Demi Moore style!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah the only reason I ever watched Striptease lol
by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Aug 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i usually dont give a fuck about playboy
But arianny is amazing. SOS. There’s not a lot of girls that look very special to me, but I would unleash the Dragon on her. I mean full out Marathon love making to the sounds Ice Cube.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
hit her with the bop gun.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd(if i could)
And my Jimmy runs deep. So deep put her ass to sleep.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelve grade
It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Today was a good day
That was awesome. Holla at my nigga Obeezy.
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Aug 26, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
The Dragon?
Only acceptable if you end the night with “AN NAO, ZE DRAGON IS ZE CHAMPYUN!”
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BE needs to have mobile rec'ing
You are a genius
Get rid of the ramp!
by ihateemo on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And then have a celebratory glass of piss with Arianny
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Am I the only one who notices how her face sometimes looks chubby without her even having a lot of body fat on her, leads me to believe she could easily blow up like Waco (too soon?) if she doesn’t keep that body well maintained.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
I approve of this decision, hopefully her pics will be better than Rachel’s those were a disapointment.
"they mad at me, I keep going hard reppin/
cause what's your Rampage to Rashad Evans/"
-Joe Budden (Something To Ride To)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76866807deabe3c1/
uhhhh... dana
you might wanna reread those soundbites. palhares/marquardt has been off this card for months
orrrrr…. i could finish watching the video first.
by woooburn on Aug 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha was just about to tell you that. Good thing Ariel corrected him. You going to the fights? (assuming your from Woburn)
by seanerk88 on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Who said she's posing nude?
Playboy isn’t what it used to be, all these girls on the cover without even showing a nipple is a disgrace.
If she is nude tho then yeah I’ll be buying it.
by FrostyGreenz559 on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Agree'd
he only said she would be on the cover, and there have been plenty of girls that don’t go nude on the inside.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
Plus
Arianny comes off to me as that kind of a tease.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
by Fake Emcee on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nah man
She never half steps because she’s not a half-stepper.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Drinks a lot of soda
so they call her Dr. Pepper.
I just…I just wouldn’t have been able to sleep if I didn’t finish that line.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
I appreciate that. I was giving it about 30 minutes. If nobody did, I was going to be upset.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Should've waited 29 minutes
just to watch you suffer ;p
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
My iTunes playlist had the Lost Boyz, Aesop Rock, Kweli, and MF Doom all in the next 30 minutes… I could have done that time standing on my head.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
If that playlist was anymore underground
if your Ipod farted people in China would have to wave it out of their face.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
And I didn’t even mention R.A the Rugged Man, Blockhead, or Nosaj Thing.
Yeah, underground hip hop elitist.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
You heard of that new guy
Waka Flocka Flame, cause that guy is…just fantastic! If he ever did a duet with Soulja Boy hip hop would supernova from the amount of suck.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
Shit man, they already did a song together. You didn’t hear? (I’m sure you did).
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I try to keep myself tuned out with music like this, I’m sure if I clicked on that link my laptop would spit in my face.
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
It’s actually a cartoon produced by some heads who make fun of southern rappers. It’s got them too, Jeezy, and that OJ cat. It’s pretty funny. But I understand. :D
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, those guys
they’re pretty funny.
This is my personal favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZqxdvozDbg&feature=related
Matt Hughes has some serious "mentally challenged" strength applying a choke to Ricardo Almeida’s neck strong enough to squeeze a turd out of his other end.
Well now that we’re sharing favorites…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1scYHerzPsE
The Ross bit at the end basically makes the whole thing.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Sad but true...wake me when she's the centerfold.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I met Aesop at Paid Dues last year..
haven’t heard any of his material aside from his work with Living Legends.
by FrostyGreenz559 on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
That’s a different Aesop man, but he’s really good too.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 26, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
My wife will pay for this when it comes out.
Fo’ sho’
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