How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of August
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 18, 2010 12:00 PM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
TEAM GSP VS. TEAM KOSCHECK
"Trust me,I lost months of life being unhappy&I am pissed about it.Now I am happy as pig shit.So take my words & find what makes u :) OVER!" -Josh Koscheck, is as happy as pig shit.
"Shock time is coming!!!!! Shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock BOOM!" -Josh Koscheck, is currently a +365 underdog, but he still plans to shock shock shock shock the wor...BOOM!
"Hello to all my fans around the world! ;) in Canada, the U.S., Spain, Mexico, & the Philippines (I'm coming 2 c u soon!)" -Georges St. Pierre
"Just finished boxing training with Howard Grant. He worked me hard!" -Georges St. Pierre
TEAM BURGER KING VS TEAM STEROID ALLEGATIONS
"Just woke up and was reading the mma news websites and only one had real news ufc champ shane carwin steroids court case... I am surprised that athletes in mma do steroids ;( that explains body types" -Roy Nelson
"I love Roy Nelson trying to elevate his status by talking smacks. Hopefully he is doing so on a treadmil. Some have rolls he has a bakery." -Shane Carwin, practice what you preach Mr.Lactosissss-no-cardiosis
"you are wrong. I was a spectator that night and he flipped me off. Plus if he wants his second loss in the UFC ill give it to him" -Shane Carwin, responding to a fan who asked him about doing the exact same thing after Brock Lesnar beat Frank Mir... Brock flipped off the crowd, and since Shane's a part of the crowd, he got angry... Hmm. I wonder why he gets angry a lot. :P
"I just read big nog is out, so after I get knee surgery, we both can give the fans a show of heart, and great jits, and the next title shot after that." -Roy Nelson, wants Big Nog, but with all these smack talk, he might be getting Big Cardio instead.
"Going to hospital for surgery today, video blog coming later... This is the hospital bed I am in right now... Here is me in my sexy gown, thank u for all the prayers" -Roy Nelson
"what surgey? Roy getting the lap band?" -Shane Carwin
"I am fighting that fight currently. Being told I cant. I however feel like I should." -Shane Carwin, says that he can't talk about all those steroid allegations
"You don't need steroids to hit homeruns I am doing it at 46 with no practice and a bad leg.steroids are overrated and I will prove that" -Jose Canseco
FIGHTS
"Strange ending but I was impressed w/ Pascal's performance" -Georges St. Pierre, wow, so many jokes to make, so little time.
"Just woke up, and checked my weight. 205, I shld change weight classes. I may have to amputate to make weight today." -Dan Hornbuckle
"sonnen talking shit? whats new, thats like saying day follows night." -Michael Bisping, could possibly face Sonnen after his bout against the sexy one.
"No words you all. No words... " -Jens Pulver, minutes after losing his 6th straight fight.
"Shiiiiiit! I suck and its a hard pill to take... Very appreciative for the tweets all, i know my flaws and they are being fixed even if i don't fight ever again" -Jens Pulver
"Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains" Matt Horwich" -Jason High, takes a photo of Horwich, who is fresh of his submission victory over Thales Leites.
"Myself and karson my son at the table... Here last picture taken from the wedding, good night all" -Jens Pulver
TWAINING
"Just getting ready to kick Miguel's ass in Street fighter V this should be real easy" -Firas Zahabi
"Ran a great clinic w joe & dustin last night @ Atsugi. Rolled for 1st time since my fight, cudnt use left arm...got tapped out by one guy :)" -Rich Franklin, kinda unrelated, but do you know why I love Rich? Instead of using the generic "badass, me-so-macho" pics that most MMA fighters use for their twitter avatar, Rich uses this one:
"SPARTANS READY FOR WAR!!!" -Ross Pearson
GSP tweeted this picture without any captions/descriptions:
TWICTURES
"TOPPS!" -Josh Koscheck
"South Africa ain't no joke,I had 2 leave my camera smokes and gun in the car" -Rampage Jackson
"On photo shoot set with @bisping" -Ross Pearson
"Its about to go down with @brucebuffer come play!" -Urijah Faber
TWITVIDS
"Video of me going onstage tonight at the Canyon Club. Thank you all for coming!" -Joe Rogan
OCTAGON GIRLS
"Midnight mascarade @chandellapowellxDxnr lookin good. And this guys shirt is $$$" -Urijah Faber, the California kid with a Half-Filipino, a Half-bunny, a half-demon, and some dude who shaved both his head and his balls.
"Getting ready for midsummer nights dream! Tonight at the Palms Pool:) " -Chandella Powell
"Oops the real deal @brittneypalmer" -Urijah Faber
"Here we go!! @suzesuzeq" -Brittney Palmer
"Amazing first day of shooting in malibu..now its time for some bubbly. :D" -Arianny Celeste
"Poolside ninjas..@annierivera my <3" -Arianny Celeste
"Duck face for ya ;)" -Logan Stanton, does "The Arianny" pose. Oh and #BringLoganBack
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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Oh gosh. Those ring girls and their charms!
Also Shane Carwin making fat jokes is really pretty sad, unless he intends it in a jocular manner. Like he’s all “Yeah I’ll stop roids if you stop whoppers AYYYY!!! You and I, Roy… we bros. Bro grabs!!”
Carwin not done
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 18, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ba-dump-ching!
… ((crickets))…
:-/
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
by ChicagoMarine on Aug 18, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What better way to improve your reputation during a steroid scandal...
Than a little bit of antiquated racism. Good call, Carwin.
by stingrza on Aug 18, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Not racism
" Real talk - A gorilla would shit kick Brock." – ElliotMatheny
by Day Man on Aug 18, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, bigotry. Much better.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it is.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Hey Shane, 1993 called, it wants its joke back.
by ufc4 on Aug 18, 2010 1:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
rec’d for proper use of irony
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the funny thing is
he has no idea what you’re talking about.
Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...
I thought people would obviously realize this was fake.
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
You made it look like a real tweet and gave no disclaimers?
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
it overtly corny
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 18, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
lots of overtly corny people in twitter dude...
so better make those stuff clear.
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 18, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it is pretty lame.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 19, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you trying to give Shane a real reason to be pissed off @ BE instead of all the phony balony ones he has now?
I know this is your schtick and you have done it multiple times now but you are risking losing whatever credibility you may have accumulated and nobody will believe anything you say. It’s like Mike Birbiglia said, “you’re like the boy who cried mofo”.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 19, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions
That's why we need an edit
I stated it was fake in the other trhead.
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 19, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Two straight weeks
No Natasha!! However the emergene of one Brittany Palmer softens the blow
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
I want her to get called up to the big leagues
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The fighter bashing on this site is out of control.
by Bill Rivers on Aug 18, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The whole Carwin dustup started because he thinks he's too good to fight Roy Nelson
He called Roy a “non-contender” even though Roy was a win away from a title shot. I guess that makes everyone in the UFC not a contender.
He makes fun of Roy being fat but some good your muscles did you against Lesnar.
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 18, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Me neither
/sarcasm
Better known as Black Lesnar
Read me at WatchKalibRun
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 18, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t remember Roy Nelson ever gassing in the first any round of a fight.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yeah that wasn't gas tank.
That was taking the same shots that put away Gonzaga, Yvel, etc over and over again and coming back for more like seconds were half off.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Aug 19, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
GSP's tweets crack me up
He’s so clean and wholesome.
...like young thieves in a glowing orchard, loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing.
- C. McCarthy
I wonder what GSP does to rebel. Does he leave the cap off the toothpaste? Maybe leave the toilet seat up? Seriously, I love GSP, but I keep hoping he’ll do something bad. Maybe he’s secretly a separatist.
Ha!?
Love it!
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
by ChicagoMarine on Aug 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL.
"In this fight, Anderson showed he was human," Nogueira said. "He showed he could be weak. But he showed he is a fighter and he brings something from his heart. It was beautiful."
by Broke Lesnar on Aug 18, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
“Just woke up, and checked my weight. 205, I shld change weight classes. I may have to amputate to make weight today.” -Dan Hornbuckle
I hope he’s joking
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 18, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
Kos?
… It’s “pig INNNN sh@t”!
You do a disservice to Bubba when you misquote the analogy.
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
“Hello to all my fans around the world! ;) in Canada, the U.S., Spain, Mexico, & the Philippines (I’m coming 2 c u soon!)” -Georges St. Pierre
Santa? :-/
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
Justin Beiber?
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
by ChicagoMarine on Aug 18, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen GSP and Justin Bieber together at the same time?
Ever wonder why?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
no no no no no. I refuse the thought. GSP is the man, he is not singing, dancing, midget lesbian
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin's tall
Really. Like, a LOT taller than you’d expect.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
nah
Tebow ain’t this baller. his dad would kill him if he did this:
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
man, he’s relly got some gayface going on there
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
What, exactly, do you mean by that?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 18, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i learned it from perez hilton
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You just outed yourself by saying you read perez hilton.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 18, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it looks like he’s lisping without even talking
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And yet...
“You don’t need steroids to hit homeruns I am doing it at 46 with no practice and a bad leg.steroids are overrated and I will prove that” -Jose Canseco
… You still did it? :-/
Semper Fi
PREDICTION for 2010-2011 NFL Season: "The England Patriots will finish 8-8 plus or minus 1" ~8/13/10 1230p
I think Canseco may be right.
See this page about Steroids in baseball:
http://steroids-and-baseball.com/
Long story, short, it’s not at all clear that taking steroids improved anyone’s baseball performance. Why did so many baseball players take them? Because they thought they did. And they may have been wrong.
www.instrength.com
by PlantingaFan on Aug 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
geez that is so much shit thrown at a wall. long story short: they don’t automatically make anyone a homerun monster. they don’t improve hand-eye coordination. they don’t take a non-viable baseball player and make him a star. However, you take an already good baseball player, specifically a good hitter, a guy who already has good hand-eye coordination, and juice him up in a manner to add unnatural strength, and singles become doubles and doubles become home runs.
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
AND speed recovery, especially among pitchers
When they started testing in the minor leagues, it was pitchers who were getting popped left and right.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I would argue this point until the end of time:
See:
Brady Anderson, Luis Gonzalez, Greg Vaughn, all exceedingly average ballplayers who somehow(needle) managed to hit 50 home runs in a season, something Hank Aaron never did in his entire career. There’s tons of below-average to mediocre ballplayers who became home run monsters, just look at any home run leaderboard from around 1993 to 2003. There’s some absolute hacks jacking 40+ a year. Steroids help you hit home runs, period.
by WarToney on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Not sure why Shane got so mad at Brock, I was a spectator that night too and it didn’t bother me. Maybe it’s cuz Shane was sitting closer.
by ufc4 on Aug 18, 2010 1:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Maybe it's because Brock submitted him
Just an idea.
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Aug 18, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Me and ATF are suffering too much to comment for the time being
I feel your pain bro
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I’m going to have to go see a therapist :(.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 18, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Brittney Palmer should more than suffice. and she even has a big ’ol booty, unlike those 2 stick figures you guys keep obsessing over
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 18, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
wait, really? fuck that intentional nut-kicker. bring back logan and natsha.
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry but...
Getting ready for midsummer nights dream! Tonight at the Palms Pool:) -Chandella Powell
Did she just disappear when the lights went out…
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