War On The Mainland: Sylvia vs. Buentello Live Results and Play-by-Play
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 9:30 PM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for tonight's War On The Mainland in Irvine, CA. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Pay-Per-View broadcast at 10PM ET / 7PM PT so be sure to join us for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
Quick Results
Tim Sylvia def. Paul Buentello via KO (punch) R2, 4:57
Terry Martin def. Jorge Ortiz via split decision
Tony Lopez def. Jason Lambert via KO (knee) R2, 1:49
Matt Horwich def. Thales Leites via submission (RNC) R4, 0:44
Erin Beach def. Joao Silva via unanimous decision
Diego Garijo def. Jens Pulver via submission (guillotine) R1, 1:08
Gustavo "Ximu" Machado def. Rick Reeves via split decision
Cleber Luciano def. Todd Willingham via submission (RNC) R2, 3:18
A.J. Matthews def. Sean Choice via TKO (punches) R2, 3:54
Gustavo "Ximu" Machado (185) vs. Rick Reeves (183)
Round 1: Referee Jason Herzog in the ring for this middleweight bout. Machado throwing low kicks early. Reeves answers with some of his own and a straight right down the pipe. They continue slugging one another with leg kicks and trading combinations. Reeves comes inside with a flurry, but eats a counter right as Machado briefly clinches with him. Machado lands a right that knocks out Reeves' mouthpiece and Herzog quickly gets it back in. Machado tags Reeves with a hard overhand right, misses with a spinning follow-up kick. Machado keeps the leg kicks coming and Reeves answers with an uppercut to the body. Nice standing elbow from Machado in close quarters as the round ends. 10-9 Machado.
Round 2: Machado getting the better of Reeves early on, connecting with a pair of rights upside the head. Reeves using his front kick to try and keep Machado at distance, lands a few left hands of his own. Backing Reeves into the ropes, Machado pops Reeves with a few uppercuts. Reeves being the aggressor with 60 seconds remaining, landing left hands in flurries and using the front kick from closer in. Spinning backfist by Machado makes Reeves slow down. Reeves slips on the canvas as he tries to throw a teep and Machado presses him into the ropes until the round ends. 10-9 Reeves.
Round 3: Round is slow in starting as ref Herzog wants a piece of tape removed from a glove. Reeves tries a high double and Machado easily stuffs it. Another nice elbow from in close by Machado, who then decides to plow Reeves down and try for a leglock. It doesn't catch, and they stand again. Reeves takes Machado down, but Machado tries for the heel hook and they're quickly back up. 30 seconds left. Machado clinches Reeves into the ropes and Reeves puts on a lazy headlock. Footstomps by Ximu. And it's over. The decision could easily go either way, but I had the last round 10-9 Machado.
Bloody Elbow scores the bout 29-28 Machado.
The scores: 29-28 Machado (L.Landless), 30-27 Reeves (G.LeBell), 30-27 Machado (L.Cobian).
Gustavu "Ximu" Machado (19-8-1) def. Rick Reeves (10-4) via split decision
Jens Pulver (155.4) vs. Diego Garijo (153.8)
Round 1: Big John McCarthy is our third man. Pulver clinches immediately but eats a left hook that wobbles him. Garijo putting it on Pulver early on with combinations and leg kicks. Hard left hand drops Pulver near the ropes and Garijo snares a guillotine as Pulver's on his knees. Garijo jumps guard, wrenches the choke and Pulver is forced to tap. "Little Evil" throws his mouthguard on the ground in disgust.
Diego Garijo (5-1) def. Jens Pulver (22-14-1) via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 1:08
Joao Silva (153.4) vs. Erin Beach (154.4)
Round 1: John McCarthy back in the ring for this bonus lightweight bout. Silva immediately shoots a long single, but the boxer Beach wants nothing to do with it. Beach clips Silva with a right, but Silva picks the ankle and they plow into the ropes, sending the camera man tumbling off the apron. Silva jumps guard and Beach slams him hard enough that Silva eventually relents. Silva tenaciously going for the takedown but Beach making him pay with elbows. Beach starting to connect with punches, causing Silva to cover up. Beach rushes him into a corner and connects with a nice knee. Silva pulls guard and tries for a triangle, then an armbar, but Beach extracts himself. Beach with another nice right, but Silva slugs back with one of his own. Another heel hook attempt from Silva, and again Beach escapes. McCarthy steps in to reposition the fighters, who are near the ropes, but neither fighter immediately recognizes it and Silva keeps punching away at Beach. They're restarted with a few seconds remaining and Beach spends it trying to fend of an armbar. 10-9 Beach.
Round 2: Silva rolls straight into a leglock attempt but Beach hops away. The much taller Beach is punishing Silva and keeping him at range, clearly hurting him with the barrage of punches. Weak takedown attempt from Silva, who's clearly tiring. Beach backs him into a corner and nails him with another combo, causing Silva to flop down to guard. Of course, Beach wants him to stand. Beach just lighting Silva up, and Silva's answering with Hail Mary punches and single leg kicks. Beach drops Silva with a short right and Silva rolls into guard. Nope. Beach drops him again with a right. McCarthy tells Silva to stand. Another particularly hard looking right straight drops Silva. The round ends and this looks likes Beach's fight to lose as Silva is looking totally spent. 10-9 Beach.
Round 3: Beach backs Silva into the corner with a combo, and Silva takes the opportunity to rest against the ringpost with his arms on the ropes. One-two from Beach causes Silva to shoot, where Beach tags him with a knee and shucks him off. Another mile-long takedown attempt from Silva. Halfway through the round. Superman punch drops Silva, but he bounces back up. Beach chases him down and drops him again. Failed takedown attempt by Silva with one minute left. Silva has a huge mouse on the left side of his forehead where Beach's right has been landing for 15 minutes. 10-8 Beach.
Bloody Elbow scores the bout 30-26 Beach.
The scores: 30-25 Beach (L.Cobian), 29-28 Beach (L.Griffin), 29-28 Beach (L.Landless).
Erin Beach (2-0) def. Joao Silva (3-3) via unanimous decision
PWP Middleweight Title Fight
Thales Leites (184.6) vs. Matt Horwich (185.4)
In their pre-fight interviews, Leites talks about how you need jiu-jitsu to win in MMA today. Horwich discusses his interests in classical guitar, science, physics, poetry and God, then compares stringing submissions together to playing the guitar or subatomic particles.
Round 1: The beloved Nelson Hamilton refereeing. Leites chops the legs out from under Horwich with an outside leg kick. They tie up briefly, then disengage and Leites blasts away with an uppercut. Leites backs Horwich into the ropes, picks him up and slams him down. Leites working on Horwich's right arm from half-guard, but nearly gets swept as he passes to side control. Leites wrestles Horwich back down, but can't find a good position, so allows him to stand. Another thunderous leg kick sends Horwich to the mat. Leites rolls to the ground looking for an armbar, but Horwich escapes and takes Leites' back. Horwich is falling through the ropes and Leites is able squirm free. Horwich throws some slow-motion leg kicks and Leites pops him with a hard one-two. This is scheduled for five rounds, folks. 10-9 Leites.
Round 2: It's Horwich who scores an early takedown, but Leites is soon back on his feet. They clinch in the corner and Leites drags Horwich down and begins working an arm-triangle. Full mount for Leites momentarily, but Horwich stuffs him back to half-guard. Leites stands over Horwich, slapping his body with kicks. Horwich goes for a leg and is able to sweep. Both guys looking awfully tired with a minute left in the second round. Leites misses a jumping knee and falls on his ass. Horwich throwing elbows and punches from a guard which Leites looks too tired to close. 10-9 Horwich.
Round 3: Leites spends the first 90 seconds trying to drag Horwich to the floor, while Horwich hits him with double palm strikes. When Leites finally gets him down, he immediately goes for the arm-triangle. Leites secures it, but he tries to finish from mount instead of passing to the side and Horwich struggles free. Horwich turns the tables with an omoplata on Leites' right arm. Leites escapes after a brief scare and spends the rest of the round trying to pass half-guard. 10-9 Leites.
Round 4: Leites lobs some more leg kicks. Horwich clinches, takes Leites' back standing, drags him to the ground and sinks in a rear-naked choke! Leites taps!
Matt Horwich (25-15-1) def. Thales Leites (17-4) via submission (rear-naked choke) R4, 0:44
PWP Light-Heavyweight Title Fight
Jason Lambert (203.8) vs. Tony Lopez (204.6)
Round 1: Jason Herzog in charge for this, the second of three scheduled five-rounders. Lopez, who towers over Lambert, attacking with kicks to the leg and body. Lambert grabs a leg and Lopez stuffs him. Now Lambert throws an inside leg kick of his own and muscles Lopez into the corner. After a minute of clinching, Lambert trips the leg of Lopez and gets side control. Lopez rolls free and finds himself in the corner again with two minutes left. Lambert pops him with an uppercut inside. Lopez reverses out of the corner and Lambert muscles him back. Lopez reverses and nearly catches a retreating Lambert with a head kick but it's mostly blocked. 10-9 Lambert.
Round 2: Though he tries to keep Lambert away with long hooks and front kicks, Lopez soon finds himself jammed against the ringpost again. Lambert has Lopez' head and left arm isolated, and "The Punisher" sends about a dozen knees to Lopez' unprotected midsection. Lambert slips, Lopez escapes and grabs Lambert's head in the Thai plum, then connects with a vicious knee to the face. Lambert falls down unconscious against the ropes and Lopez follows up with a few grazing punches before Herzog steps in.
Tony Lopez (19-4) def. Jason Lambert (25-12) via KO (knee) R2, 1:49
Jorge Ortiz (169) vs. Terry Martin (170)
Round 1: One more bout before the main event and Nelson Hamilton is once again in charge. Ortiz slapping with leg kicks briefly before Martin plows him down. Ortiz closes his guard and begins angling for an armbar or triangle, but he's practically falling through the ropes. Not much offense from Martin on top as Ortiz does a good job tying up. They scoot away from the ropes and Ortiz pops his hips up for the armbar. It fails and he transitions to a triangle, which also fails and enables Martin to get side control. Ortiz works back to his feet and the pair flail away. Ortiz backs Martin into the post, but Martin doubles Ortiz over with a knee to the midsection and snares a guillotine. Ortiz extracts his head and circles out, then clips a charging Martin with a left. Cracking left hook from Martin has Ortiz clinching. Martin trips him to the ground with 30 seconds left and lands some short elbows. 10-9 Martin.
Round 2: Tight combinations from Martin to open up the round, going upstairs and down. Ortiz starting to slow down as he flicks kicks at Martin from way out. Martin recognizes it, walks in and grabs a leg, but he can't complete the takedown and Ortiz briefly threatens with a standing kimura. They disengage with half the round remaining. Martin is headhunting now, throwing single murderous hooks and uppercuts. He whiffs on one left hook and Ortiz tags him, sending Martin into shoot mode. He drags Ortiz down with a minute left. Elbows by Martin from open guard. 10-9 Martin.
Round 3: Ortiz throwing body kicks, but Martin doing more damage with his clobbering right hooks. Martin catches a kick to the pills and the action is halted. They resume and Ortiz is going all out, but his punches don't have much behind them. Martin trying to time his hooks with Ortiz' leg kicks, but he's just off. Nonetheless, he's damaging the sturdy but tired Ortiz, who's not giving up, still going for the home run shot. They slug away to the final bell. I'll say 10-9 Ortiz in the last frame, but should be a clean sweep for Martin.
Bloody Elbow scores the bout 29-28 Martin.
The scores: 29-28 Ortiz (L.Griffin), 30-28 Martin (L.Cobian), 29-28 Martin (G.LeBell).
Terry Martin (20-8) def Jorge Ortiz (16-7-1, 1 NC) via split decision
PWP Heavyweight Title Fight
Tim Sylvia (274.4) vs. Paul Buentello (251.6)
Round 1: John McCarthy back to officiate the main event. Sylvia trying to establish his jab early. He's connecting, but Buentello is light on his feet and circling away. Sylvia presses Buentello into the ringpost with double underhooks. Foot stomps by Buentello as Sylvia opts to come over the top with punches. They break. Sylvia tries a knee from the Thai clinch and Buentello answers with a hook. Sylvia bullying Buentello in the corner until McCarthy splits them up, then does it again. 30 seconds left and they're back in the corner. Wild exchange with both men connecting as the round ends. 10-9 Sylvia. Buentello's corner working on a mouse under his right eye and a bloody nose between rounds.
Round 2: Buentello throwing leg kicks, which Slyvia is countering with hard right hands. Sylvia begins kicking to the leg, then the body, then clinches up in the corner again. The several people in attendance do not sound impressed. McCarthy breaks them up and Buentello pops Sylvia with a quick punch, drawing an "ooh" from the crowd. They're quickly back in the corner. Steady diet of knees inside from Big Tim. They break and Sylvia is landing unchecked low kicks at will. Sylvia unloads a combination with just seconds remaining. An uppercut drops Buentello and that's all she wrote.
Tim Sylvia (27-6) def. Paul Buentello (28-13) via KO (punch) R2, 4:57
After the fight, it's announced that Sylvia will make his first title defense (har har) against Pedro Rizzo.
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what happened to Allan Goes?
he have to drop out of the Lambert fight?
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Apparently so, though I had no idea either until yesterday. Lopez is a solid replacement on short notice though.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim’s over the 265 limit. Surely this would mean it becomes a non-title fight?
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Five-rounder is still on, according to the War On The Mainland people, so it must be super-heavyweight.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Promoters can use any weight class they want to make
KOTC has junior welterweight for example. PWP’s heavyweight is 275 and below.
Ortiz/Martin is the swing bout, so everything above that is sure to air.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess he's going the Joe Riggs route
of trying every weight class from heavyweight to lightweight, until he finds one that works.
I text Tim this morning to see how he was feeling and he said he feels awsome. He wants to end this fight with a right cross KO. Im pretty excited for this fight, can’t wait to see his hand raised in victory.
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by ANance on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
WAR BUENTELLO!
Like the right cross he was going o hit mercer with?
by RedSkull on Aug 14, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How does the crow taste??
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by ANance on Aug 15, 2010 7:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this is going to be a totally okay fight card
i am curious as to what will happen between the headhunter and big tim
the rest of the fights seem fairly one sided but you never know in this sport so i’ll be watching
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
Was going to stay up and watch with you guys, but I just can’t do it this time. Trying to get back to training on Monday, and can’t lose my sleep pattern. I’ll be looking forward to a WarGodz-ish slew of comments in the morning.
(Also, I’m not sure whether I want Pulver to win because, my god, it’s getting sad seeing him lose, or want him to lose because, my god, something needs to convince him to become a trainer FULL TIME…)
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
“Televised Undercard”
What channel is it going to be on / network?
I wasnt going to watch this but I love these grimey cards and it cant be worse than the challengers card from last night.
Televised Undercard is just a term for...
“you are sure to see these fights if you buy the PPV.” The rest of the undercard will only be shown if they have time.
In this case
“televised undercard” means not for a title
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Pretty decent card, and I’d gladly pay $15 for it, but $30 is just too steep for me.
by GetYourHeadStomps on Aug 14, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
agreed.
totally thought of buying it but the pricetag is a lil high especially with ufc 117 and 118 this month
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I'll be watching this
Because I have a compulsion to watch fights and there is nothing I can do about it.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
by IKilled007 on Aug 14, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's sick.
I literally have an MMA addiction.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Looking forward to following this event
On BE and in comments.
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Sorry, but if you say streams on the site, Chris Nelson or Scott Haber will Candlejack your ass.
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Shit I said str-
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Sorry
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
by RobertGBP on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m not out to Candlejack anyone, you just ca-
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yea but
online PPV would do the job…damn you american bastards
What is wrong with that guy's hair!
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He looks like a boxercise instructor! Oh wait...
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Oh man, this is going to be classic. As soon as I saw this announcer guy, I knew it was going to be historic.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
I'm thinking Bas Rutten would commentate my kid's birthday party if the money was right.
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He’d likely be a little drunk, but it’d be worth every dollar. I think one of the last events Bas was commentating for he was all kinds of drunk, and not shy about it. haha
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm curious...
where this will stand in the spectrum of Wargodz and Moosin…
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You mean UFC and Strikeforce.
This is going to be an epic event.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Babalu in Machado's corner!
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
What’s everyone’s beverage of choice tonight.?..because the more I drink the more pretty this card becomes. MMA googles FTW
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White wine
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
The arena looks Jones/Hopkins empty
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Did he just say that Brazilian fighters have suddenly hit US MMA? …Suddenly? And that BJJ is becoming a great style.
Oh man.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
"This jiu jitsu style really seems like it's starting to dominate around the world"
Sounds like someone just wikipedia’d BJJ before showing up on camera.
Jimmy Lennon Jr? Possibly the most legit thing about this show.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
I’ve seen better produced, un-televised local shows in Metairie, La than this.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
camera work is terrible
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
The KTMA episodes of MST3K have better production.
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Can you blame him?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
I'm expecting Reeves to shout
“This is Spartaaaaaa!”
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
I assume you tuned in late
and missed his hair?
by Scott Haber on Aug 14, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure they'll give us another shot
of his luscious luscious curl-mullet.
This doesn’t do it justice:
by Scott Haber on Aug 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was
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The fighters are game
Fighters look decent, but the production value of this is amateurish. Announcers are terrible, camera work is kindergarten quality.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
I'm digging Reeves' hybrid MMA/Vale-tudo shorts
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
"EMELENKO"
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
"owiee owiee"????
LOL these announcers…
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Considering that GSP trained BJJ with Machado
before the 2nd Penn fight, I fight it interesting that he’s employing the Gurgel strategy so far.
Haha, Bas said "Machida" instead of "Machado"
Machado is employing a Machida gameplan though.
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"There's a reason why soccer players wear shin guards."
LOL jesus
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Welcome to the party
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
what up
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm dying for this to go to the ground
just so I can hear Not-Bas attempt to describe the ground game.
According to the guys at MMA Prime, there are about 200 people in attendance.
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First, the Bren Events Center. Next, Madison Square Garden.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Then the world!
OF COURSE!
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yikes
I’ve seen more people at local fights featuring no one.
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember when they were planning this for San Diego Sports Arena
and it was a hybrid boxing/mma card. That was like… a month ago.
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Bas is always so humble about his pro fighting experience.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
I was trying to figure out why he seemed to be in both corners, things crashed and burned for him since Rampage jumped ship.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
What exactly happened with Juanito, Rampage, Kongo and Bisping? Why’d they all jump ship?
Are our bones not dust?
Is our Blood not Poison?
On my knees in the black light
Praying for Salvation, bitter Redemption
So throw your dice and cast your shadow
You may look away
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by ProfessorBLove on Aug 14, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, the guy just shut up went it went to the ground.
I was hoping he would say something entertaining.
HMC was originally booked to fight, but there was fear that he would eat the people in attendance.
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This is more fun to watch
On mute. I cannot take these babbling idiots.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
There’s only one babbling idiot in the booth sir. But Bas isn’t the most professional announcer in the business, and putting him with a goofball is certainly not the best move if they don’t want the chatter to be comical. lol
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Machado 20-18?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
"Great job by Machado to get himself out of it!"
even though Machado was the one applying the heel hook.
Seriously
What happened to Bas? He was so good at one point.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
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Working with Kenny Rice does horrible things to one's mind.
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Fallout from the demise of PRIDE
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If Baz was on as he was at Moosin this would be gold. And when I say on I mean drunk.
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by Koob on Aug 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like I said above, putting Bas in the booth with someone who can’t hold their own will end badly. Put him in with at least a B level commentator, it won’t be bad.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I never thought Bas was that good. He was kinda interesting and funny, but I was never sold on his analytical skills.
Its kinda like how back when Venom was the only black metal band everyone thought they were the best black metal band eva. But then when more people started making black metal everyone looked back and said…you know what? This wasnt that good.
Are our bones not dust?
Is our Blood not Poison?
On my knees in the black light
Praying for Salvation, bitter Redemption
So throw your dice and cast your shadow
You may look away
But your children will not...
by ProfessorBLove on Aug 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd call it a draw
No one really won that fight.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Machado landed the more effective strikes, Reeves the takedowns.
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Meh, not gonna be surprised if Reeves wins on the cards.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah
I dunno know how to score that fight. I’d have called it a draw I think. Neither one deserved a win.
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"You have to be impressed with the brown belt taking on the black belt"
This moron knows nothing about MMA…
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Could have swore you said “This mormon knows nothing about MMA…” it’s a good night. lol
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Machado's resume
isn’t all that terrible. wins over Nate Quarry, Allan Goes, Chris Haseman, Kiyoshi Tamura . wasn’t finished by ‘Maia. all his losses were against good fighters and someone i hadn’t heard of who is 14-0
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by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Jordan Smith was on the last TUF, he got knocked out by Tavares.
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Horrible idea to do that
Especially if Cecil Peoples is within a 5 mile radius.
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I am mixing an extremely big, extremely strong drink.
If Jens wins, I will celebrate like mad. If he loses again, I’ll sob softly and drink the whole goddamn thing.
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I emptied half a bottle of absolut into half a bottle of Simply Lemonade.
I’m not fucking around. Please Jens, let me drink this out of joy and not sorrow…
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Please don’t lose Jens.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
WAR PULVER, WIN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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If he loses, I might just cry.
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Check out that porn stache
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i know it’s almost a sin to say it
i never liked pulver
never have never will and i normally enjoy seeing him lose
but i do hope he wins this one
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Padded record for Diego
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On the graphic.
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How much money did they pay for BJM?
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Couple of peanuts here and there
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I just feel awful that Pulver is subjected to fighting on shows like this.
I hope he’s making decent money. Just go do KOTC, Jens.
At least they're on HDNET
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Already have the .gif ready if Jens loses
PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME USE IT JENS. PLEASE!!!!
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Jens Pulver
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
jeez
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Crap.
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Fuck my life Pulver!
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit Jens
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Goddamit.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
DAMMIT
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LOL
PWNED
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Just got home
Jens get knocked out or subbed again?
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Both
dropped with a punch, then guillotine’d
by Scott Haber on Aug 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
God dammit.
All I wanted was for the Lil Eagle to soar again. Let the sorrow drinking commence.
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by pdl on Aug 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
there's a gif for everything
I am convinced of this fact.
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DUELING DAWSONS!
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Damn it JEns!
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by Warpath650 on Aug 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn
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I win puahaha
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On a lighter note,
I’m compiling a list of all these excellent keys to the fight.
1. Be smart.
2. Avoid armbar.
If the next fight has
“Upupupupupupup!” as a key to the fight, we can all confirm that they hired Tito to write the material for the graphics.
by Scott Haber on Aug 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And for the other guy
1. Submission
2. Forgot what this one was
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Well...I guess Jens is going to cry again
Jens just won’t retire with a win. It’s not gonna come.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
No interview, thank goodness.
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This is great
I don’t have to watch the results part explain the whole fight. Reading your guys’ comments is like a quick results. And full of comedy relief.
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So this means that Diego Garijo gets a title shot in the WEC, right?
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So long as he doesn’t do the Jon Fitch “smile” to the cameras thing, one fighter doing that is enough for me.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Random strippers!
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Strippers
are never random.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"OHHHH LOOK AT YOU"
LMAO
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Who can hate Bas? I mean…really? I’ve gotta have a drink with him one day…one day.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The OC!
Don’t call it that.
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What athletic commission cleared a three year old?
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He started fighting when he was 3 years old?
wat
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"He started fighting when he was three years old"
Oh shut the fuck up no he did NOT.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
My pre-pre-school was hardcore. You didn’t get to play with the firetruck by saying please and thank you…
by Dropkick434 on Aug 14, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
“He started his own dojo when he was 10 and taught younger children how to apply painful submissions to those who would dare to take their toys.”
At pre-school, I threw kids off the monkey bars and then running elbow dropped them off the bars.
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The Diaz brothers have a sister?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
DIEGO GARIJO IS FIGHTING TWICE TONIGHT!
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
They're doing it for free, right?
They can’t possibly be getting paid for this…
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They're paying Bas in liquor.
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Wow. He forgot John Mccarthy’s first name. Classic.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
OMG
Camera work giving me motion sickness.
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Overhead shot of nothing!
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hahaha yes
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hahahhahahaha I looked away, looked back and just see the camera falling.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
production value
I’ve seen better grammar school musicals as a kid.
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Manos: The Hands of Fate has better production values
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I want my free War on The Mainland t-shirt!
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Get em’ Beech! (hehe)
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
This man is son of a beech.
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"Achilles tendon hold...only pain"
Come on Bas…
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Thanks for showing my favorite fighter getting destroyed.
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time for a refill brb
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You hit like a Beech.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Jon Jones disagrees with the whole reach on the ground thing.
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If only he breathed and used the foot-stomps
it never would have happened.
by Scott Haber on Aug 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, its actually not that good. Silva's striking is just non-existent
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Reminds me of Okami v. Linhares actually.
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Not too random, if soccer kicks were in, this fight would have been over last round.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Toney/Couture plug. lol
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Yep.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Beach is only 1-0, guy's got potential.
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Anyone know how old Beach is?
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Old enough to whoop Silva's ass
My god. Their terrible humor is rubbing off on me.
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Kick to the balls!
HUAH!
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Cleanest shot for Silva is the nut shut with 1 minute left in the fight.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
nut SHOT…a nut shut sounds painful as well though.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Beach dominated that
Looks like a decent fighter.
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http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Erin-Beach-38961
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Jesus
That is quite the bulge on his skull!
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I think
Something might be living in there.
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lmao
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Does 30-25 beat Quarry/Kalib?
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't beat Franklin/Loiseau
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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by Geno Mrosko on Aug 14, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Just terrible.
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haha
30-25
29-28
29-28
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beech did look good
his amateur boxing background really shine through
his td def is totally decent but he’d get taken down and eaten alive in the bigger shows
i see good things for this guy
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
What the hell is going on
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Where is this taking place?
I have never seen strippers that ugly before.
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Irvine, California
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WAR BEACH!
WAR ALLIANCE MMA!
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WAR ADAMEK
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
"QUANTUM PHYSICS"
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
QUANTUM PHYSICS!
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by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, the newly updated list of War on the Mainland's keys to the fight:
1. Be Smart
2. Strike first
3. Avoid armbar
4. Submission
5. Quantum Physics
Horrible green screen effects
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Bas....
your crazy man
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by Koob on Aug 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
YES!
Rec for nailing it.
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Totally cracked this same joke referencing Houston Alexander over at WKR. :D
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Horwich is a crazy mountain man...
I like him.
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Don't you know, the IFL stock is at sky high levels.
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For shits and giggles, here is the stock for Pro Elite
DJIA 10303.15 -16.80
NASDAQ 2173.48 -16.79
S&P 500 1079.25 -4.36
SMDI.OB 1.05 -0.01
PELE.PK 0.02 -0.01
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They can count me in that collective
Overly defensive bastard
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Mmmm…
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
They ain't naked
I feel cheated
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“Naked Choke Submission”
Wow.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Horwich's dual outtie is freaking me out
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No time for gif wars
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
And this GIF war is over
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by RobertGBP on Aug 14, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I knew you, man...
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Blame it on the commentary
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Quantum Physics
Didn’t help much. Maybe he should have stuck with Newtonian for his fights.
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Best commentary from Bas all night was him realizing that was EASILY a Leites round.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Conservation of Energy
This guy sure isn’t doing much…
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pretty sure bas is sloppy ass drunk
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Bas was shitty drunk at that show. I loved it.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally. He couldn’t even close his guard.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Great camera work with that overhead, panning away from the fighters…
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
OK, That round for the physicist
These guys both look bad.
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Bas with “Cut me Mick”
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
And another Toney/Couture plug.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
I'd take Bas over Toney right now.
Even with half a knee.
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by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
How did Leites not finish that.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Hahaha
Neither of these guys could finish a fight with a shovel
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Shovel disarming is the first thing they teach you at most MMA schools
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by RobertGBP on Aug 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for that comment. I didn’t see the fight getting finished either.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
This commentator sucks.
*HES GOT DAT LEG YES VERY MUCH LOOK EET DIS EHS GOT DAT LAG.
No he doesn’t. Shutup.
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This is funny, but probably not for what it’s intended to be.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm cautiously curious.
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by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
“This commentator” is Bas Rutten, who knows more about leg locks than many, many people. He’s drunk, and goofy at the moment though.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not referring to Bas Rutten. The other guy said that.
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by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? The way you wrote it sure did sound like Bas. haha
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I can see that. I’m a little drunk and goofy myself.
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by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Drunk and goofy = win.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where's your Jiu Jitsu now, playboy?
I really want to know.
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But Matt Howrich wants seven round fights!
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Neither guy deserves a win for that
Can both guys lose?
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Fuck, I forgot this was a title fight.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
My fucking cat just stole on of my socks!
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Atta’ boy Matt.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Are you kidding me? Hahaha
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Holy crap!
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
how in the hell did horwich not get choked out with that?
crazy shit
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
I am so happy Horwich won, but even more happy that he ended that fight.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dammit Thales
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
haha and leites taps
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Oh god
They are gonna interview him…
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Congrats, you won a title for a promotion that probably won't exist after tonight!
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Alessio Sakara beat him, and he has no ground game.
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Come on, man
17-3 with the only odd loss on his record a split-decision to a Alessio Sakara? A win over him is worth something.
Chew on this one...
Brock Lesnar knows how to finish an arm triangle…Thales Leites doesn’t.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
A world class BJJ competitor knows how to finish an arm triangle.
Leites has some serious conditioning problems. Horwich is a tough son of a gun too.
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Matt thanks God, Jesus, AND the Holy Spirit. Covering all his bases here.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t forget the infinitely accelerating current of electricity.
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He thanked the Holy Spirit
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The Ultimate Warrior approves of this interview
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It's a beautiful multiverse
LOL
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2nd Best Interview of the Weekend
Mega Megu takes the no. 1 spot.
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I hope Lambert got surgery on his chest.
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Goddamnit, I stopped watching because I thought it was only a 3 round fight. Turn it back on and it’s Horwich giving his victory speech.
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Has Matt always been like this? I feel like I would have remembered someone like…him. Very unique character.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
I remember them profiling him when the IFL was on television, and he was pretty much just like this. He talked a lot about guitar and mystical Christianity and cosmic particles and all that.
Damn. I need to quit killing brain cells.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"ALL OUT"
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Dammit Jens, just remembered what happened there.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Did anyone notice Horwich sounded a lot like Little Nicky?
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by Scott Schroeder on Aug 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha, that's awesome.
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by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Warpath not available?
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Lopez is actually a decent fighter
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I know, but Warpath is the go-to guy for last-second replacements.
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Hey Yall
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Sup, MDH.
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by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hate hate hate hate hate hate
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want all hot tubs cold
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Next one of you muthafuckas talk when I talk is getting shot.
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
please believe that.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hate hate hate hate hate hate
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
While UFC strikeforce and bellator PBP posts are good
Stuff like this and Impact FC PBP are what keeps me coming back here
Last fight I saw Lopez in was at heavyweight. Props to him for cutting to middleweight on short notice.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Bah, not middleweight.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was fighting at LHW?
"The left hand brings death, but the right one even I am afraid of."-Mariusz Pudzianowski
I remember when Lambert KOd Babalu...
I thought he was going to make a big move in the division. Oh well.
Lopez has pigtails
not even kidding
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Lambert looks like a bigger Rob McCullough
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Lopez looks like a giant
next to this guy
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Lambert needs to pull a Hector Lombard.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
BTW
This is for the title.
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(chuckle)
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
like that subtlety?
;)
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Five rounds of awesome.
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by a tommy point on Aug 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Lambert takedown
reversal
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Still can’t believe this show only did 200-ish live in attendance. I mean…damn.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
For REALZ!?!?!?!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody said it earlier. And when you can actually see the crowd, it’s not even half full.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
That seems insanely bad, considering the fair amount of name talent on the card. Were tickets very expensive or what?
I have no clue, but that is bad. I mean, they must be shelling out some decent $$$ for these fighters…they’re not gonna break even I don’t think.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
or…do think. Whatever. They’re gonna do shitty.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
nice high kick by lamber at the end of the round
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I mean by lopez
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
And will this guy quit asking Bas to score rounds, he’s never wanting to do it. I’d die laughing if Bas replied “How about you, jerkoff, how would you score it?”
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
Lopez can kick you from another zipcode. Huge leg reach.
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OH JEEZ
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Knee to the head by Lopez -- it's over
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Brutal knee
caught him perfectly. It was pretty cool.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
This would make a great gif
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Well damn. hahaha
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Im glad I showed up after Jens lost. I’m glad I didn’t have to see that. I wish I never even read it.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
It’s worse than the text makes you think. Imagine the worst possible showing Jens could have. It was a little worse than that.
Okay…not really. But it was bad.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I missed it too. Was it ‘maybe Jens bet on the other guy’ bad?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's a picture of my kitten to feel better
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Clearly a fake that xbox doesnt have any red rings
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Don’t hate, I just picked up a 360 S since my last one blew the fuck up. It’s sexy.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Got one too. No more red rings but still not fixed
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
It was “Oh man, Jens almost cracked him good…oh damn, Jens got dropped NOOOO! Oh, he’s surviving…he’s alright…guillotine!?!? Jens it’s a fucking Guillotine, get out of there!!!…fuck.” bad
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
He came close though?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Not a bit. He was just throwing punches, then got owned.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m adopting that guy for Christmas so he can stop fighting for the rest of the year
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Or Sean Salmon im trying to save myself for another upcoming fight bad?
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
He doesn’t speak English? Hmm
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Yeah, that's surprising.
Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen someone need a spanish translator at an MMA event.
by Scott Haber on Aug 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind seeing Lopez getting called up by the UFC
he’s sloppy as hell, but throw him in against Petruzelli or someone similar on the prelims of a Fight Night on Spike and he’d put on a fun fight
God that was horrible commentating.
WOW AMAZING DID YOU SEE THAT AMAZING FANTASTIC THAT WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD JESUS FOLKS, JESUS HAS GRACED THIS ARENA TONIGHT!
on par with ROCKY! ROCKY IS HERE! ROCKY ROCKY!
It was a pretty average win. It was good, but damn man.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Well, Horwich DID just thank Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost. They might have stopped by to see what the big deal was.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I want some mexican food now. Mmm…nachos.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
Lopez would make a great Horror movie monster
This dude looks scary.
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Yeah, like DirtyML said, probably because of Bas’ accent.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
One of the Top 10 Best Nicknames in MMA
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Tony Lopez is fighting twice in one night?
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I wish those strippers would shoot me a free t-shirt :(
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They charge you for them at the door on your way out
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Ortiz's nickname
The Naked Man
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The pro wrestler?
Isn’t he like 50?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
He looks different.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
He’s been chilling with Shane.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm curious
How much are the Strippers getting paid?
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The pay that was intended for the undercard fighters, but the exposure on PPV is pay enough.
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Terry Martin, he looks in pretty good shape, at least, different than I remember.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Atkins diet?
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He’s really not that cut. Huge for 170 though.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
isnt cicuad juarez or whatever he just said that shithole town near Texas with all the drug violence?
I can't decide which Terry Martin KO I like best
-Zombie Leben cleaning his clock near the end of the fight after he started taunting Leben
-James Irvin’s awesome flying knee that sent Terry crashing to the canvas
-Vitor at Affliction
Irvin flying knee, followed by Vitor, and then Leben.
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Sandman's KO
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Another one for Irvin's knee.
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by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
The greatest moment of Irvin's career
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by RobertGBP on Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aldo who?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
No doubt.
The Houston Alexander Superman Punch comes in a close second.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s a hood move.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess this means James Irvin is kind of awesome.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
at least 20%
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Visuals
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by Damon O. on Aug 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
he falls the same way every time. the leben one doesnt really play out the drama well enough where it was kind of a beating on Leben up til that point
The Scott Smith one was pretty good.
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martins got a big ass head
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Martin bearhug to trip
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
How big is that cage?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Invisible cage is invisible!
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by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just turned it on
and drunk.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Martin has no top attack at all
He seems to have no idea what to do from top control at all.
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I want to punch some of these cameramen
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mike is a lot smarter and wiser than most people think.
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Tyson
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
They talk about him occasionally
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, he is.
i feel bad for him because he has always been used. but he is definitely intelligent, i always thought his bond with pigeons was interesting, shows a high level of dedication and compassion.
Me too.
I’ve heard some really dep things come out of his mouth lately.
The man has made millions, lost it. Been there and back a million times, ya know?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
First time I’ve heard Spanish being yelled during an MMA fight.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
His natural state?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn’t prepared for that.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Scared Great Khali kid is scared of Nick Thompson's ass.
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Reminds me of myself in the Silva/Sonnen fight.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
our whole section in the arena did not sit the entire fight.
Now that I think about it, my face looked like i just saw the Great Khali when the submission happened
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you change pants afterward?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Not for a couple days.
I kinda wanted to hang out in the awesomeness
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bask in the ambiance, huh?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well they told me I had to leave the arena so it was the next best thing i could think to do
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d leave that arena the moment the fight ended. I dont have a strap.
Went to MNF vs the Broncos in the Colosseum….
Glad I made it back.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Me neither. I just had a fight boner and some of those UFC Glove Hulk Hands. I was pretty Wu-Tang.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
fight boner is that like 4oz or something?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
4.5
jerk
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
just depends where you start the ruler at
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I like to start from the lower back.
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by Fake Emcee on Aug 15, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hulk Hands?
No strap necessary
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
The twisted strap seals the deal
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Too true
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Nut shot!
Naked man kicks him in the crotch.
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What is this guy's fascination with Mike Tyson?
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Is this fight over yet?
I paid 30 bucks to see strippers with t-shirt cannons, and two fatties doing some stand’n’bang. Come on now.
by Scott Haber on Aug 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Leites getting tapped out
was an added bonus.
by Scott Haber on Aug 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now
That knee was nice.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
You could've watched the Deep Megaton GP
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I kinda included that
in the fatties doing stand’n’bang category. Although Lambert’s breasts seem to have shrunk since the last time I saw him.
by Scott Haber on Aug 15, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Its a 20% body fat or over league. That’s why Timmy’s the main event.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I just threw a flying knee
and boy are my arms tired.
by Scott Haber on Aug 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
White people fight like this,
Black people fight like that.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
when white people get ktfo they PANIC
when black people get ktfo they PLAN IT!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I concur.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO!!!
Are our bones not dust?
Is our Blood not Poison?
On my knees in the black light
Praying for Salvation, bitter Redemption
So throw your dice and cast your shadow
You may look away
But your children will not...
by ProfessorBLove on Aug 15, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
zzzzzzzzz
weak fight
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
split decision
Terry martin
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Playing Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
It what the kids like.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Kids and their Morgan Freeman posters
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Drinking Yoohoo, listening to NWA….
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the police Mrs Daisy
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
What was that noise Bas made?
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Right there with you, man.
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by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I liken him to Rampage; listen to either too long and they get stale
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Keys to the fight
For Paul
1. Extend the fight
2. Liver Punch
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
then he got confused trying to say “deliver” because it contains “liver” and he got excited
by Dropkick434 on Aug 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Mexican Randy Savage is here?
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by RobertGBP on Aug 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I laughed hard.
Rec’d
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Haaaaaaaa
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Mexican Randy Savage and Chanando Sonnenando for tag champions.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
double knockout by way of irrelevancy
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Don’t fear me…………………………………
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
I can’t help it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
*crickets*
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Fear the consequences
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by Damon O. on Aug 15, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Fear the buttsex
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I say we pool our money and send Tim Sylvia some shaving cream and razor for his chest.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Or an ab rocker.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
RIP UFC, PWP is coming for ya!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Sylvia looks like he has 70 pounds of fat around his waist
He could make 205 if he were in shape.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
lol
probably true.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Shit you not
at least 35% bodyfat
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
you act like its a problem
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to look at
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Like two jell-o molds fighting
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like a blob
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Fat guy clinch fest!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
so what have I missed? There hasn’t been a raffle has there?
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
BE is considering holding one with the profits going to Pulver so he'll never fight again.
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by RobertGBP on Aug 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Pulver losing again makes me a sad panda.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
Let us now poke Bellini!
"You got to be a man to grow a moustache. Anybody can pay a couple of hundred bucks to get a tattoo. That don't mean nothing. I've had my moustache since I was two months old." ~ Don Frye
Pretty much.
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by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Sylvia's gameplan
Throw 2 jabs, close and push him into the corner and lean on him.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
BTW
This is also a title fight. 3rd one of the night.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Sweeeet!!
25 minutes of this? I’m in MMA heaven.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Sylvia looks like the leaning tower of Pisa
If the tower was a little fatter.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
can u imagine...
Timmy vs Brock,JDS or Cain…Overeem? cmon…
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Sylvia by decision.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Brock would have slammed him
And beat him to death already.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
I know
Sylvia would smash him.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
i have been laughing to myself about this all day.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Cause its untrue?? Shane would never do that!!!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
it’s very unscrupulous.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
That man has more scruples than your whole family, Hater.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep
and the same amount of wins in title fights too.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
How funny is that ‘scruple’ is a word?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
If there's one thing Carwin doesn't do...
it’s gas out.
If there’s two things, it’s gas out and take steroids.
by Rainer Lee on Aug 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And he’d never ever gas on steroids.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Sylvia
Is trying to squeeze him to death against the corner.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
It just might work too
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
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by RobertGBP on Aug 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
KO by sylvia
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
"he set up the uppercut"
no he didn’t. nothing in that fight was set up or transitioned to. that was just sad.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hilariously On-Point Buzzkiller of the Night Award for you sir.
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by Damon O. on Aug 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Oh come on, it was a combo. Shit on Sylvia all you want, but he threw the kick, then thew two straights and dropped him with the uppercut.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Shit on Sylvia? I love that guy. Doesn’t change my line of thought lol..
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
You're right. Best fighter ever.
I’m very obviously making fun of the fact that this commentating has been awful and that everything has been “fantastically amazing perfect quality MMA best P4P organization in the woooorld” for these guys tonight.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Easy thurr
no one is saying that he’s the best ever. But credit where it’s due, no?
If you want to bag on the commentating then do that, but don’t perpetuate a cycle of Sylvia-hate when there’s no reason to.
There was no Sylvia hate there, dude. Since when is identifying a performance for what it was hating on a fighter? I said like two posts up that I love that guy. It was a piss-poor finish and the “setup” was against a guy who already didn’t know where he is.
There is literally ZERO Sylvia hate. It’s like if I said Tyson Griffin (aka my favorite fighter) got knocked the fuck out. Well, he did. I’m not sowing hate, I’m stating what went down. Sylvia didn’t do shit just now and they made it seem like it was the greatest thing ever. Read my initial comment – it wasn’t a good fight, what’s so wrong with me saying that?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
You called the fight “sad,” citing specifically the lack of set-up, especially in regards to Tim Sylvia’s fight-ending uppercut.
A combination constitutes a set-up, but you claimed there wasn’t a set-up. How is that correctly identifying anything? All it does is make you seem biased.
I agree with you that the commentator was overly enthusiastic/ridiculous, but it doesn’t seem right for you to incorrectly assess Sylvia’s technique just to make that point.
WOW
SYLVIA VS BROCK SET IT UP.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
by andrew861 on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Finally
Someone did what had to be done.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
To be fair, that was a nice finish; something we haven't seen out of Sylvia is quite awhile
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
A lot better than Kongo did…..
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The Kongo fight probably took 2 years off Buentello’s life expectancy, to be fair.
by Charger567 on Aug 15, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well..
If I weren’t rich, this card would have been a waste of money. But since I’m rich, it was only a waste of time.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
by IKilled007 on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sadly that belt is only good for keeping his pants up…or eating a meal off of.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Or having sex with…while on.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
hahaha
What is that from?
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
My boy…fuck you haters.
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by ANance on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Love it.
Keep reppin’ your boy. He did good work, and gets shit on for nothing. I’m not a big fan of his and lord knows I’ve rooted against him many a time, but there’s nothing wrong with Big Tim. Love seeing him do well again.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Sylvia’s going to sleep. One way or another.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
I'd pick sleep.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
You must be gay.
When Toney hears this….. I hope your ass is ready to slapped.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 15, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This isn't fighter bashing
Stop it Jens! It’s sad now. Your better then this. Just stop. I know you prob don’t care but your becoming a cliche.
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather.
by Pha Q on Aug 15, 2010 4:14 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Can you please put the results after the jump?
I feel bad for Pulver. Losing 8 out of 9 of his last fights is pretty rough.
I was at this show and honestly the arena had maybe 6-700 people in it. It was actually too bad because tre fights were decent.
There were tons of ex-ufc guys there and ufc guys. Mandaloniz, Ruediger, Penn, Babalu and they were all hanging out in one spot. Jens joined BJ after his loss up in the stands and Leites did also.
It was actually interesting being right next to them and hearing their comments on the fights as it happened.
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