How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of August
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 11, 2010 11:16 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
CORNED BEEF
"@patrick_cote I think it's u that attacked me, met u and thought we were cool, then u go talk shit to a journalist, classy guy!" -Michael Bisping, has beef with Patrick Cote.
"I would never fight Werdum!!! He is family and my boy... I repeat, I would not fight Fabricio Werdum!!!!! Someone told me a few websites said I would. Guess what!! They are wrong." -King Mo, doesn't want beef with Werdum
"San fran chronicle says they hate UFC and would NEVER cover the UFC and were such rude dickheads to our pr girl. Hey SFC, fuck u!!!! ...San jose mercury, oakland tribune, contra costa times, west county times, valley times and many more thanks 4 ur support!" -Dana White, has newspaper beef
"@danawhite You let half ass media that dont give a shit about MMA cover the UFC, but you wont let Inside MMA w/ Bas, Kenny , Guy in , why ?" -Mark Cuban, Has beef with Dana.... You're asking why? It's simple. They've got the hardcores locked up, and those "half ass media that dont give a shit about MMA" are the ones who bring in a new demographic and new eyeballs to the sport.
"It's official I'm 100% back at team jacksons about to gear up and spar.. My heart is very warm at the moment ;) ...it's ww 4 now but I can't wait to show @danawhite the last fight was a unfocused fluke. Lw is always there if the fight is right" -Diego Sanchez, canned his beef with Greg Jackson's
"yo boy is off 2 South Africa,going back 2 da roots lets see how they put it down over there,then i go 2 Japan,then i start the killer camp... I finally made it 2 South Africa,it was a long flight,and I could have done with out the lady next 2 me farting,btw I paid her back" -Rampage Jackson, ate beef, and let it out.
"Still not date or opponent for me. Which is fine as I am healing up" -Shane Carwin, is still having a hard time recovering from lactic-whachumacallitosis, otherwise known as lack.of.cardio... beef!
UFC VS BOXING
"Watching James Tony absorb all this MMA training in preparation 4 his HUGE fight against @Randy_Couture" -Rachelle Leah
"For all the MMA fans out there u came real close to losing one of ya guys me and Johnny "Bones" Jones next!!!! ...@dannawhite don't be mad at me when I retire ya boy from the UFC early. U bumped into the wrong one" -Andre Berto, the WBC welterweight champion has a staredown with the Martian Manhunter... Seems like a pretty fair fight.
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU COULD SEE MIKE SWICK VS JON FITCH
"UFC on PSP out soon! We are so small!!" -Mike Swick, I want one.
UFC 117 & ANDERSON SILVA'S AMAZING COMEBACK VICTORY
"I'm gonna beat Akiyama, then beat Sonnen. He can't do that to me. come on you salesman!!!! cause you can't hold me down fag!" -Michael Bisping, either the Brit has some strong words for Sonnen, or he just wants a cigarette.
"nah just kidding, sonnen did an awesome job, was nice to see silva tested, thought he showed alot of heart..." -Michael Bisping, said he was only joking 11 hours after the original tweet (which got deleted shortly after)
"Extremely impressed with Jon Fitch tonight. He proved he is the next #1 welterweight contender. He def improved as an athlete. Amazing... Some people just look & judge without any true knowledge of what they are looking at. Ignorance is bliss?? I'd say ignorance is sad... Someone's boring could be someone else's masterful performance. It's hilarious to hear ppl's comments when they have never trained a day in their life. We are all warriors on the couch. I know... People saying Fitch just "laid on top of Alves" = extreme ignorance to the grappling game. Grappling is an art deeper than the ocean." -Kenny Florian
"That was a tap and a siiiiiick fight!!!!!" -Dana White, is happy, and who can blame him? If Anderson just walked through/danced around Chael, people would still be all "mehhh" every time he fights, but now they could possibly have a rematch down the road that people would really look forward to.
"Compustrike: Silva was hit w/ 289 strikes after being hit w/ 208 strikes COMBINED in his first 11 fights. Sonnen did everything but finish." -Jon Anik
"What an amazing performance by Chael! The ability to grind/wrestle is a powerful thing. But Chael did tap imo. Was winning the whole fight... What heart & finish by Anderson Silva. What a champion!! Rematch is in order down the line, no doubt... When Silva went back to his corner after 1st round, u could see him complain about his rib." -Kenny Florian, this is also the reason why I put most of the blame on Maia and Leites for having a boring fight.
"Didn't feel that well in the locker room for the fight, that's why I struggled the 1st round So I decided to go all or nothing the 2nd... I heard some comments about me throwing a leg kick immediately after we touched gloves..I saw it back and yes That was not correct.. It was not my intention to get a cheap shot, it just happened in the heat of battle... Big props to Cristian for his powerfull first round, you are one strong dude and I'm sure you will be back in the UFC soon!!" -Stefan Struve, has a very bright future in MMA. I think he should train (and eat) with his countryman, Mr. Megareem.
"Roy who?" -Shane Carwin, after he was asked if Roy Nelson could be his next fight...
"John Fintch is a B-Level Antonio Mckee" -Mark Pavelich owner of MFC, has B-Level spelling
"BJJ - thanks to Nogueira brothers" -Anderson Silva, after pulling off a miracle victory via triangle choke.
"My wife caught exact moment Silva kissed Steven Seagal before entering the octagon. Gotta be 1 of a kind pic!" -Mike Swick
JOE ROGAN, RENZO GRACIE, RODRIGO NOGUEIRA, AND A BOX OF STRIPPERS
"check out my new video http://goo.gl/fb/3tXGb" -Brittney Palmer
"Me, Renzo Gracie ,Ralf in San Francisco Alcatraz in the background" -Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
"Just saw the craziest shit, a truck driving around san fran with a clear box in the back filled with strippers dancing.... Eddie Bravo and I were walking home to our hotel from some late night Chinese food in San Francisco when I truck drove up with a clear box in the back filled with strippers dancing. Pretty fucking kooky." -Joe Rogan, the video doesn't show anything, but it still might not be safe to watch with your boss beside you.
ROGER HUERTA GOES TEKKEN ON A BIG BLACK GUY FOOTBALL PLAYER
"In no way do I condone street fighting, but when a guy puts his hands on a woman he deserves to be knocked the f*ck out. Good for Roger... that’s what should happen to everyone that sucker punches a woman!!!" -Dana White
"@joerogan haven't talked to you but how awesome was roger? Super hero shit!!! Can't stop thinkin about it. Have a ton of respect 4 him!" -Dana White
"I'm down with Roger Huerta. Karma is a bitch, and so are you if you sucker punch a chick. @rogerhuerta" -Joe Rogan
"Congrats to Roger Huerta 4 being a man n taking care of business after seeing a man KO a woman in Austin, TX n then KO'g the A-Hole! Solid!" -Bruce Buffer
"Just to be clear to anyone who has asked I support Roger Huerta 100%. The guy Roger put the boots to earned it." -Josh Barnett
HAMMER TIME!
"@MCHammer you are the fucking man!! And you KNOW what I'm talking about... no, seriously thank you and welcome to MMA!!!" -Dana White
"@danawhite Great Nite, Great Fights, Dana !!! Oakland and the Bay Area Salute To you and the UFC !!" -MC Hammer
WAR MACHINE'S EXTRA LONG TWEET BLOG ABOUT HIS THIRD WEEK IN JAIL
"First off I wanna thank all of you that have been writing to me. I have been getting mail from as far away as (cont) http://tl.gd/30fk0q" -War Machine, follow the link to see an extra long tweet about his adventures in Jail. He talks about improvised Jail Moonshine, almost getting in trouble for drugs, and making new friends with Muslims and Mexicans.
OH LOOK, MORE PICTURES OF HERSELF
"I got NOTHN!!!!!!!!" -Rachelle Leah
"Shhhh secret squirrel mission starts now..reunion begins!!" -Arianny Celeste
" whos texting who? Ashley @chandellapowell?" -Arianny Celeste, sigh... I wish @LoStanton would tweet more... better yet, #BringLoganBack!
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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"Hey, Patrick Cote, why are you talking to bloody Journos about me"
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
WAR SAMCRO!
yeah, that’s a young Jax Teller
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey
What’s this “WAR [whoever]” meme you guys got here on Bloody Elbow? Not familiar with it.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
its a jim rome thing
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you be more specific?
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
Wikipedia is your friend, took me 2 seconds to look up:
In popular culture
In the late 1990s, syndicated radio talk host Jim Rome and his producer, Travis Rodgers, stayed in a hotel that was populated by Auburn alumni and other faithful. Rome mentioned on the air how he saw people greeting each other with “War Eagle”. Within minutes, callers to Rome’s show began signing off their calls with “War Eagle”, presumably because it sounded iconoclastic in the parts of the country that are unfamiliar with SEC football.
Since then, callers have taken to substituting the “Eagle” in the phrase with whatever contemporary topic happens to be at hand, e.g. “War A-Rod”, “War the fat twins on mopeds from the Guinness book”, “War Bethany Hamilton’s surfboard”, “War Fedor”,etc.
That guy will always be North to me.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Douchery a side effect of lactic-acidosis?
Roy who? Really Shane? Roy Nelson has fought 100x better competition than Carwin has- and tbh I would put my money on Roy in a fight against Carwin. He showed on the weekend that he can def take a punch and if Brock can get the sub on you I’d watch out. Would love to see Roy crucifix him and let him have a taste of the belly
Um Shane hits a little bit harder than Junior...
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
by II SMASH II on Aug 11, 2010 11:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Smash has been punched in the face by both, clearly.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thats the side affect of my douchery
Pretty bummed about no Natasha this week, how you holding up ATF?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
by II SMASH II on Aug 11, 2010 11:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It hurts too much to talk about it right now, you’ll have to give me a few :*(.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's best not to grieve alone
Please take solice in knowing you are not alone.
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
Lol... I am still buying booze
and I am not above cuddling with a bottle. I am building up a collection for when the time comes.
Cheer up buddy...
Nothing new, but hopefully will tie you over ;)
by Suffocate on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Srsly
WTF were they thinking, Natasha is smokin. Logan was cute, but meh… and I don’t have anything against black girls, but Chandella just isn’t very pretty. Smokin bod, but just not a very attractive face.
Xtreme Couture (Vegas) & The Hit Pit (Spokane WA) REPRESENT
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
See above (SMASH comment)
Semper Fi
by ChicagoMarine on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"If a dick don't get hard offa cocaine, what would you axe it?" O.D.B.
"To be is to be the value of a bound variable." W.V.O Quine
"I shoot. I score. He shoots. I score." Dan Gable.
by The Darkness on Aug 11, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzaga? Lights out from one shot from Carwin. A short one, too. From JDS? Took a lot more than that.
http://www.instrength.com
Gonzaga also almost knocked Carwin out.
My gut (hehe) says Roy hits harder than Gonzaga
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Carwin 7 KO’s Notable (T)ko’s: Gonzaga and Mir
Cigano 8 KO’s Notable (T)ko’s: Gonzaga, Struve, Werdum, Yvel
Ultimately unless you get them to punch a machine there is no way to prove who hits harder. Point is Carwin relies on his punching power and Roy showed he can take a punch so if I was him I wouldn’t be disrespecting Roy who has had a fairly illustrious career and is pretty well known due to that and the Ultimate Fighter
Exactly Beer Monster! I’m sorry, Carwin has already faced better competition than Roy DCJon
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
Are you kidding me?
Carwin has fought Lesnar, Mir and Gonzaga…13 matches
Roy has fought Cigano, Struve, Schaub, Monson, Arlovsk, Rothwell…20 matches
I don’t think I did.
Roy has fought two top 5 fighters and three top 25 fighters as well as a good up and comer in Schaub.
Carwin has fought two top 5 fighters and one top 25 fighter.
Looks like Roy has faced a little better competition.
Struve isn’t a top 25 fighter. JDS wasn’t a top 5 fighter (he’s 6).
Here’s the rankings at the time Nelson fought them:
AA (3), Rothwell (unranked), Struve (unranked), Schaub (unranked), Monson (20), and JDS (6).
So, 3, 6, and 20.
Here’s the rankings when Carwin fought his guys.
Lesnar was # 1. Mir was # 3. Gonzaga was # 9.
Carwin wins. Begone.
http://www.instrength.com
Struve isn’t a top 25 Heavyweight? If hes not then hes very close.
" Real talk - A gorilla would shit kick Brock." – ElliotMatheny
I stand corrected he was 23 before the fight and he’s 23 now. So Nelson’s fought 3, 6, 20, 23.
http://www.instrength.com
All this doesn't really matter
Does anyone honestly think Roy could take as many shots from Carwin as he did from Junior? We’re talking 1st round only though.
Life is hard....get a fucking helmet.
Brock was not the #1 HW when he fought Carwin, beating Carwin gave him the #1 spot so its 2, 3, 9 and cans compared to 3, 6, 20, 23…add in the fact Schaub is a great up and comer and that Rothwell is ranked now(20) and was on a 9 fight win streak(which lasted for 13 matches which included Roy, Fulton, Ricco and Kryzstof twice) I still say Roy’s competition has been much harder
Oh yeah, totally bro
Because he has such great technique and all, what with those sweet arm punches he throws…
I’d say Junior hits just as hard, his speed & better technique being the equalizer
Xtreme Couture (Vegas) & The Hit Pit (Spokane WA) REPRESENT
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If Bisping and Cote can keep this rivalry going
they can take it all the way to the undercard of UFC 24.
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
That would probably make tv as long as they both come off wins
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Call me crazy, but I think that fight gets main event status over Tedd Williams versus Steve Judson.
by Steve4192 on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 11, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 11, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i hope Anderson starts doing cheesy Steven Segal movies when he retires
he’s got the chops
and just for fun
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Aug 11, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I love that, that right hook looks mean as hell haha.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Won’t happen unless he learns some English which I don’t think he wants to
by kanodogg on Aug 11, 2010 12:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m sure it’s a lot more fun to go see strippers when they know who you are as soon as they see you.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
My Uncle used to drive a Ho Truck
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a "huge" fan of Chandella, but...
… I saw her on a clip for UFC 10 on PS3 and she has a near-perfect figure.
Semper Fi
I hear ya
I think it’s her jaw line and teeth.
If you look at her from the nose up— she’s fine.
Try it.
Semper Fi
by ChicagoMarine on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Looking at Kenny's tweet
Is anyone tired of the “You don’t train, so your opinion is null” argument?
It's kinda like if you never played football
You wouldn’t like a good defense and dominant run game
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Also
This isn’t true.
"I'm gonna go after number one, whoever it is. If it's Anderson, or I gotta go up after the guys at 205, or go on a diet and go after Jose Aldo-- it doesn't matter." -Chael Sonnen
by Blackout612 on Aug 11, 2010 12:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not always
I didn’t play football but i like that shit. i don’t train either but I don’t mind watching Fitch.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
But yeah
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
John Clayton is one of ESPN's best analysts
I don’t like to judge a book by it’s cover, but I’d bet ole John didn’t play much football.
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
by DayGeaux on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Got me
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
he also started covering football in high school, so i think a one track mind contributes to his analysis. He see’s the x’s and o’s, knows how everything is “supposed” to work, can see intangibles, and definitely knows a ton about the more, more than most, but he could never coach anyone, because he simply doesn’t “get it.” until he puts on the pads, he couldn’t possibly.
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ton about the sport*
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm as surprised as you
He played in college for the powerhouse Duquesne University.
http://newsroom.duq.edu/2007/03/27/espn-reporterpittsburgh/
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 11, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Idiot
Said the Broncos would be 3-13 and the worst team in the AFC last year. He should go back to whatever planet he came from (and take Salisbury with him)
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Emmit Smith
is functionally retarded and does a way better job than most analysts.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t pick on the wittle guy
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The man is "sharp as a whistle."
But, as we all know, “a leopard can’t change his stripes.”
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS v
“What an amazing performance by Chael! The ability to grind/wrestle is a powerful thing. But Chael did tap imo. Was winning the whole fight… What heart & finish by Anderson Silva. What a champion!! Rematch is in order down the line, no doubt… When Silva went back to his corner after 1st round, u could see him complain about his rib.” -Kenny Florian, this is also the reason why I put most of the blame on Maia and Leites for having a boring fight.
Loved the comment by Ken Flo and an EVEN BETTER follow up comment by Anton!
Good Tweet/Comment!
Semper Fi
Having watched an exciting fight
between Maia and Sonnen, I don’t know what to think anymore.
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually Carwin has been having problems with his back after the fight and has a leaking disc. It’s a problem he’s dealt with since he injured it playing football
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
Just get some penicillin, it’ll clear right up…………..oh, you said leaking “disc.” My mistake.
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." -Will Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
by PapaBumpants on Aug 11, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I see a buss like this downtown
all the time.
At first I thought I was really drunk, which I was, then I realized it really was a stripper buss.
Pimped out, with flat screens showing half ass soft core porn or something.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
“nah just kidding, sonnen did an awesome job, was nice to see silva tested, thought he showed alot of heart…” -Michael Bisping, said he was only joking 11 hours after the original tweet (which got deleted shortly after)
Shame Bisping chickened out at the last minute. That would have made for a match-up I’d like to see.
“Roy who?” -Shane Carwin, after he was asked if Roy Nelson could be his next fight…
Stay classy, Chael Shane. Still, I think this is the match-up to make next, Roy vs. Shane.
I really liked this quote:
“Grappling is an art deeper than the ocean.” -Kenny Florian
"I ain't got time to breath."
Watch Tosh.O
Pain don't hurt...
Look at the jealousy on Soares' face
" Real talk - A gorilla would shit kick Brock." – ElliotMatheny
The guy behind Soares is hating
“Why did I even bother wearing this pink shirt, whatever I’m so over it”
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Backstage converstaion
Ed: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
Seagal: Nah. I’m just a cook.
Ed: A cook?
Seagul: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
Anderson comes out of the cake?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know, but Chael is Gary Busey
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
by DayGeaux on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Backstage conversation fixed
Ed: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
Seagal: Nah. I’m just a cook. Steven Seagal. *pause That’s right, Steven Seagal.
Ed: A cook?
Seagul: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
Lol... Between that in the intro
and the slowed down “Seagal Vision” that they use when scanning the steets, that show is epic.
It’s hilarious how many people ask for autographs when they’re getting arrested by Seagal.
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
I wonder how much of that is legit
and how much of it is people they will get special treatment if they suck up.
I don’t know. I saw some excited faces when the people are being arrested saw Seagal. All I know is that I’d have the most WTF look on my face if I were a drug dealer getting my door busted in by Seagal.
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
I want Ted Nugent carrying a badge real or not you know he’d take it serious
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He’d be the first cop to use a bow and arrow
I get more rec's than a Toyota!
by DayGeaux on Aug 11, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The funniest part about the Carwin quote
was Tomas Rios’ #FightsShaneCarwinWants tweets on Twitter
/sarcasm
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 11, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
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