UFC on Versus 2: Jones vs. Matyushenko - Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:40 PM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC on Versus 2: Jones vs. Matyushenko. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Versus broadcast (at 9PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
The Versus broadcast is live. First fight up shortly.
Takanori Gomi vs. Tyson Griffin - Round 1 - Griffin is getting in with his right hand early but Gomi lands hard to the body. Gomi is using his reach to stay outside and he lands a huge right hand that puts Griffin down. The referee saves him from any further beating and as Griffin attempts to protest after the stoppage he is unable to stand up. Good stoppage and a great win for Takanori Gomi. Takanori Gomi wins by KO (punch), round 1.
John Howard vs. Jake Ellenberger - Round 1 - Ellenberger charges and Howard lands a hard hook that forces Jake back. Ellenberger pushes him into the cage and they're trading punches to the body. The crowd is not happy with the clinch work. Referee Herb Dean restarts them. Howard with a combination but his hands were ungodly low. Ellenberger avoids the punches and gets a takedown into Howard's closed guard. Ellenberger with very safe head-in-chest ground and pound. Dean stands them back up. Nice jab by Ellenberger lands and again Howard is dropping his hands when he punches. Ellenberger with a takedown and a little more ground and pound as the round ends. Clear 10-9 Ellenberger round. Round 2 - Head kick from Howard hurts Ellenberger. Now a big right hand and Ellenberger dives down for a double and gets it. Howard looking for a triangle now but Ellenberger avoids the threat. Howard with a sloppy armbar attempt. Howard is moving around but not getting a ton done from his back. Big punch from Ellenberger and he has taken the round back over after a rocky start. Howard is badly swolen around his eye but he does manage to get back to standing. Howard is throwing bombs and leaving himself open and Ellenberger takes him right back down. Ellenberger is targeting that eye with the elbows. The round ends and it was 10-9 Jake. Round 3 - Howard with a flying knee and some punches. Howard's eye is really bad at this point. Ellenberger trying to work from the outside with a jab and now he ducks down with the double and is on top. Again Dean stands them back up but this time he lets the doctor take a look. The doctor has stopped the fight as the eye is fully closed. Jake Ellenberger wins by TKO (swollen eye), round 3.
Yushin Okami vs. Mark Munoz - Round 1 - Right hand by Munoz lands and it's the first meaningful shot of the round. Okami misses the right hook. Both men are pretty hesitant early. Straight left, right hook combo from Okami lands. Head kick from Munoz misses. Okami is really using great footwork to control Munoz's positioning. Okami sprawls to avoid the shot but a second shot by Munoz gets it to the ground. Nice scramble from Okami and he's back to standing. Knee to the body by Okami. Okami's footwork is lightyears ahead of most people in MMA, he's constantly controlling what direction Munoz is moving. The round ends and if somehow they give that to Munoz on one takedown for 10 seconds I'm going to be sick. Round 2 - Okami landing a few punches and Munoz shoots for a single. Okami avoids and he's back to making Munoz fight with his back against the cage. Overhand left by Munoz and Okami drops but he takes Munoz down. Munoz gets back up and he's headhunting now. Right hand lands for Munoz. Munoz shoots again and again it's stuffed. Munoz works for the rest of the round on the takedown but can never finish it. 10-9 Munoz round should tie it up. Round 3 -Munoz goes for another takedown early and again can't get it. Both men throw a flurry and each land a little. Right hand by Okami hurts Munoz and he goes down. Okami can't finish it off and Munoz is going for the single and has Okami sprawled out on top of him. It's more of the same until the round ends. Not a great aesthetic fight but it should be one that Okami wins on the cards 29-28. Official Scorecards: 29-28 Okami, 29-28 Munoz and 29-28 Okami. Yushin Okami wins by split decision.
Jon Jones vs. Vladimir Matyushenko - Round 1 - Vlad throws a few jabs early. Spinning back kick by Jones and now a nice takedown. Matyushenko looking for an armbar but he lets go. Jones with some elbows and a pass to side control. Crucifix and Jones throws a few elbows and the ref stops it. Bad stoppage honestly, the crucifix should not mean an immediate stoppage. Anyway, it's over and Jones looked very, very good. Jon Jones wins by TKO (elbows), round 1.
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I am not proud of this one,
(mostly cause I didn’t draw that), but I’m just hoping for some laughs and “aha!” moments from the reference :)
But it’s so appropriate and awesome!
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by Worldisart on Aug 1, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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i almost fell out of my seat
when I saw the Martian Manhunter image!
I shouldn’t mention this, but I am a huge comic fan from when I was three years old.
I actually like the updated J’onn J’onzz costume from a few years ago.
But they recently updated it again to make it look more like his classic costume.
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I am a huge comic fan from when I was three years old.
This should be celebrated, you should always mention this.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Jones, Griffin, Okami, and Ellenberger FTW!
I predict 0 prelims shown on the broadcast because of ads, interviews, and a few of the main card bouts going to a decision.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
My first live UFC event
And it looks like it’s gonna be awesome! Hopefully me and the rest of the SD crowd won’t make complete asses of ourselves. I’m picking Jones, Griffin, Okami, and Ellenberger to win (like most other people.) I hope that Munoz at least puts up a good fight – would like to see a Filipino do well in the UFC for once ;)
This card should have been held on Comic Con weekend
with fighters named Jon Jones alongside fighters nicknamed
John ‘Doomsday" Howard fighting Jake ’The Juggernaut’ Ellenberger
and James ‘The Sandman’ Irving is on it too. Why didn’t I realize this sooner
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by The Blackula on Aug 1, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
You also have "The Janitor"
He’ll clean up crime any day…
Ba-doom-tish.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Doesn't meet up to "Dogwielder"code.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Toxic Avengerish
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This is completely off-topic
But I got around to watching the Corey Hill vs. Dale Hartt fight. While I’m sure most of you have seen the leg break I thought Joe Rogan taking off his headset and yelling “STOP THE FIGHT! STOP THE FIGHT! STOP THE FIGHT!” was awesome and he’s probably the only announcer in MMA who would bother to do such a thing.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Big John McCarthy is going to ref Munoz/Okami
YUS!
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
big john gonna ref stann vs massenzio
and apparently he got quite a ovation when he came out
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i want gomi to knock tyson out……….i have my doubts i’ll see it but i’m damned hopeful
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 1, 2010 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED?!!!
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 1, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooooh I get to watch Vera/Jones before this
I noticed they added Guida/Gugerty to the rebroadcasts.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
I didn't pay enough attention and thought tonight's was about to be on.
I’m pretty bummed out right now.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I'm not
I’m just happy I don’t have to deal with these awful tape delays Spike does. I’d rather the UFC be on Versus than on Spike because of that.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Shame on Zuffa for counter-programming the beginning of Shark Week.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I've been watching since this morning
Awesome stuff.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Zuffa isn’t in support of sharks and the growth of sea creatures. How are sharks supposed to make a living with evil Dana counter programming them?
Hard core MMA fan since UFC 99
by ChiCubs23 on Aug 1, 2010 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Where's Kid Nate at when someone needs blamed?
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In a room with angel dust and hookers.
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I don’t see him here….
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by Worldisart on Aug 1, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I won't be around this thread today (in fact I leave in an hour)
I’ll be housesitting and they have a nice SHARP TV with 1080i HD, which I will use to watch the show tonight.
This thread better be amazing.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
for some reason sportsnet west is tape delaying this til 8pm PST for a baseball game.
pretty disappointing.
Heads up for Canadian viewers
There’s a pregame show starting on Sportsnet right now.
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Still can’t believe Vera didn’t shed a tear after that elbow, Bob Sapp cried after Mirko broke his orbital bone with a punch.
Bob Sapp cries if you kick him in he shin.
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Just finished watching the replay of the Jones-Vera fight
Plenty of flaws but he’s still improving so by this fight he should be a little bit better about closing off opportunities for guys to sub him off their backs.
Man though that last elbow was incredible.
This is fantastic.
I purchased some ghost chiles recently (hottest pepper in the world.. watch people cry after eating them on YouTube) and made some marinade/salsa/pepper stuff out of them and habaneros etc… made some very, very hot wings.. bought a cheap cheese pizza from little ceasars.. cut up the wings, put them on the pizza, cooked the top of the pizza some more..
best food for fights ever.
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starting eating it around playoff hockey time this year, and now I can’t go through a sporting event without it.
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I seen them shits on Man v. Food.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, yeah. The Fire In Your Hole wings? I heard a new episode had them too, but that’s the only one I saw.
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Hi everybody how goes it?
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It goes. Have some interesting bets with the girlfriend over the fights tonight.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god please no. habaneros are bad enough but ghost peppers… no thanks.
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great point sir
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
HATE HATE HATE HATE!
Hate on, playa. Hate ON!
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Is tonight Big John’s return, or next week?
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
tonight
he did a few fights already
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight. He reffed the Massenzio fight and will be reffing the Okami fight, I believe.
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You're in the right thread!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I know! I'm in both.
But in the Giants thread, I had thought I already changed windows.
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I'm also in both threads
I have the game on the radio and this on TV.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Good stuff.
I still love the feeling of listening to a baseball game on the radio. So every other team is always priority over the Giants, but only for that reason.
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I like it because I don’t have to listen to Joe Morgan.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
That is a serious, serious plus. I think my lucky stars every time I watch any sporting event that I don’t have to hear him.
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Or Joe Buck or Tim McCarver
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Joe Morgan, I assume you meant
I’d rather go with neither.
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good evening sir
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
bad to see you sir!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Que?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Vladdy will win for Janitoria
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hahaha
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this fuckin guy
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey homie
I’m in Texas. I may or may not be drunk.
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i reckon you might be
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Jersey guy in Texas huh?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah probably moving brotha
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So how'd she get your # ? :)
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by duck on Aug 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
“we should exchange information, if you’re ever in houston, i’ll show you a good time”
That means bonezone right?
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Dude, last time I dated.......
Reagan was wrapping up his second term. I’m not a good source of info or advice on this one. You’re on your own, kid.
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big johns back tonight
couldnt be more excited
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
It's funny that we're all so pumped for a ref's return.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
couldnt happen in any other sport
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Who's read for some Hellbows?
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Rogan made it through one sentence about Jones without calling him either athletic or explosive! Have a cookie, Joe.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Can you make pot cookies?
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Let's go Tyson!
Favorite fighter up in here. The wrist wounds are just now fading since the Dunham fight.
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I sure hope so.
Okami has been through a lot. He was getting Werdum’d before his losses. Thankfully they didn’t cut him.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice of Goldberg to call Matyushenko “one of the most respected veterans in MMA history.” Not sure if it’s true, exactly, but nice.
Not really true but
He is definitely a respectable veteran. Just not on the Chuck Liddell level.
by Roa on Aug 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
no thanks.
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I plan on being very, very drunk very, very soon.
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I'm more excited about this card now that I'm about to watch it
funny how that works.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
me too
but i gotta leave at the halfway point for the car show
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You gonna stay away from BE until you can see it?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
shark week might hurt the viewers on this card
it was kinda hard to turn it off
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I'm recording those two new shows coming on now.
And writing Zuffa an angry letter.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Can we save the handwringing over the numbers for after the show please?
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that wasnt really my point
my point is that ultimate air jaws is on and its totally fuckin awesome
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Hahahaha I approve of this comment.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I WANT TO GO TO THIS CARD
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u better hurry
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
…thought it was for Aldo-Manvel.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Scotch for lunch?
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I thought naps cured that… I was wrong (returns to 40 of Mickey’s)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I could have been to this card if I had travel money.
Got my media credentials and everything. I’ll be at 117 though.
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They may show the main event walk-outs at least...
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Hmm... I didn't see them in the cage yet, maybe they will show them...
It’s only 2 hours long though, so I don’t really see how.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Heart says Gomi
Head and MMAPlayground bet says Griffin
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I'm in the same boat.
Though, I forgot who I bet on.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesssssssssssssss let's go Griffin
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no shutup :[
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Yeah well you smell pretty. So there.
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Bask in my depression. BRB guys suicide.
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BOOO THIS MAN!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
LOL at Goldberg implicitly shitting on Utah
Ah,Mission Bay… so beautiful
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whaaaaa!?!?
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
esp when Dana
himself on twitter said tyson was next in 15 min at 7:45cdt… smh
by Brandon 'B G' Garner on Aug 1, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Son
was about to say that…my buddy justin’s tv is killing me with the advertising.
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Griffin via Surra de Bunda
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Gomi by Green Mist to the face.
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fuck all these commercials
at least ultimate air jaws is on
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
That shark beach is crazy.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Commercial break, to lead-in video, to commercial break… Yay.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Totally not worth the $54,95
Oh wait…
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
All this idle time is going to give time to get hammered, hope I dont explode out before the main event
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
44.95 here for PPVs...
Cause stupid ass Comcast doesn’t carry HD PPVs in my area.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I take it that there are no pictures tonight?
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What will you do?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ditto
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Like my mom used to say when I would scrap with my brothers, you boys need to learn to use your words.
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“Well yeah, that’s why I hit him”
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I can use words just fine
Most of the time. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Janitoria still exists, for your monkey friend though, he will be turned into an ashtray
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Yeah I really lose hype because of these commercials.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
That changes literally nothing about my statement.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
damn the commercials....ridiculous
that being said
war gomi
if he can sucker tyson into brawling he should have the advantage
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
"But I am the BEST!"
lol
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
it is really awesome
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Quality
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Most stacked card of the year
And Chael is the only guy on the commercial. He’s done a hell of a job hyping this fight, if nothing else.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
hes very very good at selling fights
jon fitch has to start taking notes
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
almost everyone needs to take notes
im bummed they didnt include the “its gonna be a one sided beating and im swingin the hammer” line
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So..many…commercials… fuck
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Tyson by gigantic quadriceps.
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Badonadonk power
That’s what you meant Mr. Suboticki…
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
damnit
I’m in Costa Rica trying to find a way to watch this online. Kinda frustrating so far.
Then again, I spent the day horse back riding and swimming near a water fall, so I guess I cant complain.
Don't be like that
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
A fight after 15 minutes? We are on a lightning fast pace here for a free fight night.
BOOSH
Still faster than DREAM.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You kids these days never sat through EliteXC: Unfinished Business.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
WOW
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TAKANORI GOMI!!!!!!!!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
FUCK
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YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Aaaaand my night is done. G'night folks.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Gives you more time to work on the Golden Nuggets.
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Probably not doing them ,just an FYI
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
so long for my parlay
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
I lost all my money
Fake and real
█♣█
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WHOA!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Shooto never die.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Pride never fucking die son.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And the UFC LW division gains another contender!
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Gomi vs. Penn
Can you say rematch?
█♣█
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
well i wouldnt say that
a few jabs landing hardly counts as lighting someone up
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Happy Dana?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
THRILLED Dana
If Okami wins they have 3/5ths of a Japan/USA card
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta wait for Wandy to get healthy.
Would be incredible dumb to have a Japan card without him.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
*incredibly
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never been so glad to lose a parlay
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DAMN!!!
Sportsnet seems to be a little behind everyone else
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- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
How can you bitch about that stoppage?
He was legally dead.
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no shit
when you fall on your face; you can’t argue about that shit
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
Fall on your face AND don't move your arms.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
BJ Penn vs Gomi
In Hawaii of course
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Rematch from Rumble on the Rock
Say it 5x fast.
█♣█
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Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
Tyson?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What a hook!
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I was just about to write:
Gomi’s boxing looks a lot crisper than in the Florian fight.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
tyson sure is being a weiner about this
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
You sure you want to leave? This card is going great already. Janitor might make my night I’m a mark for an upset except Sonnen fuck that guy.
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Snap judgments:
Punch KOd him, hitting the ground snapped him awake.
Still a good stoppage.
Next fight: 40 minutes
BOOSH
DREAM style?
Do we get 40 minutes of Minowa pump?
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Did Tyson walk right out of the cage without saying congrats?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Would be fucked up, because they trained together when Gomi was about to sign with the UFC.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow didn’t see that till the 2nd or 3rd
by malito3og3 on Aug 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
THE FIREBALL KID IS BACK!!!
WAR GOMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
Fucking eh! I called Gomi t/ko round 1 on mmaplayground!
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
gomis always dangerous
power in your hands is an amazing thing to have
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
damn damn damn
that’s awesome
gomi is back
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Isn't it great when the best are all in the same place?
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So I'm sad my favorite fighter just lost and is effectively eliminated from a future championship.
But I did just pick up a good bit of money.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Forward faceplant like that is always a stoppage IMO.
What a huge win for GOOOOOMI!
I specializes in grammar fail.
When you land nose-first
that’s a pretty good sign the fight will end soon.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Those 2 free minutes have been pretty fucking sweet
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
im so sad i have to leave soon
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
go watch something else then
jesus
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by JeremyShane on Aug 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you said it man
nobody fucks with the jesus
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
except Bob Vila
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa, you calm your sexy ass down
I’m just pointing out how funny it is how little action we’ve got considering how short that fight was, I wasn’t saying I didn’t love the hell out of it, and don’t call me Jesus.
2010 Summer of Side Boob.
Buddha
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
after last night you told me I had to call you jesus
or was that only in private?
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
That punch came from his waistline
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Gif plz.
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Omg I love Mike Goldberg
Watch it again….BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
So we've learned that Gomi can knock you out
if you trade wildly in the first 2 minutes of the fight and decide not to use your wrestling advantage.
Ironically if Tyson had just ran for the entire first round like Kalib Starnes Gomi probably gasses and Tyson wins.
What makes you think Griffin had a wrestling advantage?
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)
I'm sorry, i didn't realize it was 2006. Who has Gomi showed good wrestling against
In the past 5 years?
And I like Gomi and I was rooting for him.
Right.
Cause every time a wrestler loses its because they didn’t stick to the “game plan.” I heart MMA memes.
Also, that was “boxing” not “wild trading.”
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So you think Tyson Griffin's game plan was box with Gomi?
I’m sure his boxing coach made sure to hammer home “Make sure to drop your left hand and stick your chin out.”
I mean, Gomi has an impressive boxing arsenal of right hooks from his hips, left hooks from his hips, wild uppercuts and . . . yeah, that’s about it.
Gomi controlled distance well
mixed up hist striking well, and struck paydirt before Griffin could measure him and settle into a rhythm. From an MMA standpoint, Gomi’s striking was super crisp. You’re being a little bit of a hater.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
PRIDE IS BACK!
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stop
Pride is dead
that shit is why people keep over ranking some of these guys
Gomi rocked it tonight though
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PRIDE NEVER DIE!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 1, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh relax...damn...
people just havin some fun
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m aloud to fuck with redengine, leave me alone
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please my father is redengine
call me thisredengine
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You know I'm kidding anyways
PRIDE SUCKS.
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PRIDE NEVER DIE!!!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DIE PRIDE NEVER!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
PRIDE NEVER DIE!!!
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems you’ve been thoroughly told
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
If only it wasn’t actually dead…
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Just fuckin with ya dude
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
Saw what Gomi did to Griffin and all I can say is
Munoz is fucked right now.
If I wake up tomorrow and see that the world has ended, then that means God has finally granted my prayers.
GO Armageddon!!!
Unless Munoz’s standup defense has gotten way better he was fucked anyway.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
How fucked will he be? That is the question.
If I wake up tomorrow and see that the world has ended, then that means God has finally granted my prayers.
GO Armageddon!!!
I saw that punch and said
“have to see the comments on BE”
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Turned the channel.
Can’t stand Mir.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
so creepy looking at me with his crazy eyes and weird head
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
It didn’t take Brent long to delete the spoiler comment.
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(commits seppuku)
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I meant that for the FL chat. Apologies.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
howard by ktfo
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Howard by accidental eye poke break when KO’d
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
so Hot Tube Mazzagati is the ref is what you are saying?
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Brent you're on top of it
I fucked up
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Am I invisible?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If that were the case, I wouldn't know who won that fight.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
i don’t like Gomi.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
I respectfully disagree with your entire world view.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it's a male, I don't care. Or if she's unattractive.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Nicely played
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
wow, that’s pretty harsh. I’m not even a celebrity in Japan.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
you probably wouldn’t like his right hook either.
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
by MrTechnique420 on Aug 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That Gomi Knockout
made me so happy!!!
Mir still looks huge. I guess he’s planning on keeping all that muscle he’s gained
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
yeah man
he gon teach BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a lesson once and for all LOL
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite fighters blow ass.
Just sayin’. Then again, I root for the Giants, Warriors and 49ers as well.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
i def see a trend there.....
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Rooting for journeymen is a tough deal
For example I was pumped when Buentello got back into the UFC…
phil baroni fan here
i feel the pain
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
It's free.
You’ll be ok.
Keep sleepin' on me...
by Neo X on Aug 1, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People need to stop bitching
They bitch that there’s too many PPVs, then when they get a free card they bitch about the commercials.
Suck it up.
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by Worldisart on Aug 1, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least he has a cool haircut
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
aliens visited howards head
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
If you can solve the maze...
… you’ll find David Bowie somewhere in there.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ellenberger is the obvious pick…but I’m going with Howard by crazy out of nowhere KO. Wait…Gomi already did that tonight? I mean, lightning can strike twice in the same cage…right?
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
Looks like
Someone dropped taco meat on his chest.
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@deowade
It was just some crazy kids.
Damn conspiracy theorists.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
This comment was one minute late. I’m liking your delivery better though.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
im still here.....
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit no big john yet
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I think someone said he's doing the Okami fight.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's Big John?
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Okami fight.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Tis what EPIC Beard Thomas said
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I bet Big John
is gonna ref Jones’ fight and is gonna call an early stoppage against Jones to piss off Dana.
Your parents must be siblings.
I bet Big John
is gonna come out wearing an early UFC vintage ref shirt with the funny neckline to encourage everybody
The transition from the knee to takedown was cool.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
That knee/double leg combo was sweeeeeet.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Ellenberger is just going to wear him down fight smart.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Same difference.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Herb, twice?
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Wilting under the pressure of a Big John appearance
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@deowade
Howard is already tired/demoralized.
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Howard might drop his hands when he strikes more than anyone else in the UFC. THat three punch combo he threw early was fucking AWFUL
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry
again.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m liking the PiP commercial thing.
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Oh wow, now that was the worst.
“Stay tuned for UFC nonstop on gets cut off”
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Hey, I like this picture-in-picture commercial break.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
the screen in screen thing?
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I simply cannot go 1 minute without seeing muted audio of a fighter sitting on his stool
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Wow
Commercial break ftl
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This Sonned promo is goddamn amazing… i know we already covered this but damn
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
sonnen jeez
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 ellenberger.
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Chael better buy one of those crossbows
He’s gonna need it.
Your parents must be siblings.
by IKilled007 on Aug 1, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Way to go VS with the picture-in-picture commercials
They do this for races as well—too bad none of the many channels showing NASCAR events have caught up to this development.
LOL
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
I should tweet Dana
& say that sucked.
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That hurt.
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Seriously.
Worrying about your physical health is completely overrated.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
Nice transition back to full guard.
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I GOT YO ARRRRMM.. OW FUCK MY FACE WTH DUDE
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Goddamn Herb knock it off he is working!!!
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
Yeah, he is now, I agree with the first standup though.
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explosive and athletic rolling
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Commercials
I know it’s free but damn, I sometimes forget how annoying commercials can be with DVR and the PPV without them…
Jake’s gassed
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I love Jake Ellenberger
Fuck these stupid fans
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He lost that round.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that's fine
He survived
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Should take the 3rd with Howard's eye being impregnated and all.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
eh, he is boring; needs to learn what to do with the guy once he gets him down. laying on him isn’t enough
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look at that shit, he literally did jack shit with the guy from like 18 sec to like 7 seconds; but hold him
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Getting your head cracked will do that to you. He did fine being exciting in past fights.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And before anyone says it....
No, the swollen eye is not proof. All it takes is one shot to do that damage. He needs to learn how to pass guard.
BOOSH
Howard come on.
So sloppy. If you got just a little bit of polish and composure, you’d be insane.
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This.
Howard would have finished him.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
damn that eye is bad bad bad
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
orbital fracture?
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
not yet...
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 1, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Herb’s first two stoppages (Against the cage and the first standup) were legit. Don’t like the other one, and don’t like him constantly berating the fighters.
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20-18 Ellenberger
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
I guess if you like 2 strikes that land for Howard and a flurry of big missed shots then yeah. he won it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
better than laying on the guy and patting on him
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Yeah that eye has been thoroughly patted
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
a good elbow shot, not from all the pitter patting, he rocked the other guy too; don’t have to have a swolled eye to get KOd ask griffin
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Jake did virtually nothing on the ground.
Top control is t3h lame. Gotta do something down there.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
See, fuck that
Howard did less than Jake on the ground.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Howard denied every Jake tried.
Had him wrapped up thoroughly.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
every *thing
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And Jake stayed on top of him.
Advantage Jake.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Top control with nothing behind it is lame sauce.
I don’t reward that. No one should.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Boo to you, sir.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You're controlling where the fight takes place
and if you’re controlling the guy on the bottom you’re clearly the one at the advantage. It’s not exciting, but it has to count for something.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't need "exciting".
Why should it count for anything? You get credit for the takedown; credit for GnP; credit for submission attempts and transitions.
Just staying in one place doesn’t do anything for me in terms of scoring.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m glad you’re not a judge.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be there cageside for your first fight. You better work!
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU WILL REWARD MY POSITIONAL DOMINANCE
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yea, that last guy fighting from his back seem horrible…
keeping a guy on his back isn’t necessarily mean that much if they don’t mind fighting off their back; if you can’t finish the fight from the position you are in, then it shouldn’t count much past just getting the takedown
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He did damage, controlled the fight, and got a doctor’s stoppage. What you want form MMA apparently isn’t the sport as it currently stands.
Might I suggest Shootbox? It’s pretty awesome, has none of that boring ground work, and they wear magic pants!
Would you fucking quit that shit?
Every time someone says they don’t like plain top control, someone comes out of the woodwork to say that “you shouldn’t watch MMA”.
I don’t need “exciting”. I need people to do work if they want to get credit on the ground. There’s nothing obtuse about that.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll say the same thing I say every week.
Buncha pitchfork.com reviewers in here.
“You probably can’t appreciate this band/fighter the way I can.”
BOOSH
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-appreciate-the-muppets-on-a-much-deeper-level-th,16208/
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by Ephemeral Artery on Aug 1, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the entire left side of Howard's face
indicates he did something.
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You think?
I can see it 19-19 and I love how Jake survived
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
Versus just went to commercial in the middle of the round for me.
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WOW
HOLY CRAP
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20-18
Elleberger. But I hope Howard stretches him.
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I didn't even notice them by the end of the WC.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
American sports fans like to boo in general
I’ll take that over horns (and for that matter, thunder sticks and other artificial measures) every day of the week
well that'll do it.
Ellenberger will Fitch him out here.
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HERB FTW??
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nvm
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by MrTechnique420 on Aug 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Good God
Howard’s eye is gross looking.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Why?
He’s got one eye completely shut and can’t see well out of the other.
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b/c I wanted to see Howard KO burger
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Well, Romans like to watch lions eat Christians, too
You can’t always get what you want.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
and that means when I don’t I can’t say “lame”??
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You can say what you want
Just means some of us are gonna disagree with you.
Can’t stop the internet….
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don’t really care…
you asked why I said it was lame, I answered…
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Possible permanent damage + “I can’t see” = stoppage
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Jones must have elbowed Howard between rounds. That’s the only explanation.
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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There can only be one
It’s like Highlander but with explosive and athletic people.
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Good stoppage. The eye was closed, that’s when fights are supposed to be stopped.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
I'm surprised they let him come out for Round 3
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And it looked worse than even at the start of the round
At least then, it was plausible he might have been able to see out of it. No chance when they actually stopped it.
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Not gonna as pumped for any more...
…advertised “Ellenberger Slugfests” but that was a good fight.
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be as
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wait, people are booing? huh?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
well, part of it was because Elleberger is joining the great UFC WW tradition
of laying in guard and staying “busy” for three rounds.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
God this attitude is getting so fucking annoying
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 1, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
which?
The attitude of not enjoying the aesthetics of grinding takedown displays?
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a little harsh on my part
Do you think Jake wasn’t trying to hurt Howard on the ground?
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 1, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear I'm not a stand-and-bang guy
but I hate, hate, hate watching wrestlers who don’t even try to advance their position on the ground. When the ground game is just laying in guard and dropping the occasional elbow, I find it really hard to watch.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So glad that is over, disgusting shit, that is not going to help the sport. He was losing, he is obviously injured. Good call.
I just mean if it continued and he got really hurt, no good can come from continuing a fight whilst injured. It makes the sport look petty if the employees of the marquee company feel they have to continue to fight even though they are injured, perhaps for financial reasons.
Welcome to sports, friend. Athletes often want to continue even while hurt. Referees and doctor’s made judgment calls concerning their capacity to continue.
Absolutely.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Surprised
Can’t imagine why the doctor let him start the third round.
it wasn’t completely closed yet
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ARIEL HELWANI!!
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
ARIEL!
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doesn’t he work for VS?
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(for one of his jobs)
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I don’t know, is he doing it after the show online or something for VS? I just know I’ve seen Ariel talking about working with VS before outside of UFC shows.
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dude why doesnt this ever happen
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Ariel?
I guess they wouldn’t want Kid Nate there complaining about UFC.
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"...our very own Ariel Helwani"?
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Goldbergism
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
I don’t know—I mean what does this portend for his status as an actual journalist covering the sport? Slippery slope, in my opinion.
like I asked…doesn’t the guy work for VS as one of his gigs??
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Exactly right.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ariel is extremely fair with non-UFC stuff.
Probably even a bit more favorable in that direction, I’d say.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s because of Versus.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 1, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
the thought of that
had me spitting up mini wheats. Thank you sir.
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Ah, good to see his cut now, it's very manageable.
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"Duuuuuude"
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A right hook that started behind his back by his left hip.
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The best.
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
NICE!
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That's good for a bonus.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ariel on the broadcast would be amazing
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Don’t remember the head kick?
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we're still not talking to u
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by milk72 on Aug 1, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh shit
Chael interview
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Ariel was on?
I guess sportsnet decided to skip that…?
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sub of the night here calling it
little chance okami munoz and jones matyushenko end in a tap
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Charles!
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called it
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Damn, that was crazy fast.
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Sweet armbar.
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damnit, stupid Sportsnet
Their feed is like 20 seconds behind, laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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by Koob on Aug 1, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Any HS wrester who wants to get into MMA
should be shown this fight and told “Here’s how you DON’T finish a takedown.”
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Any HS wrestler who wants to get into MMA
Should watch Ellenberger fight and be told “See? Even if you can’t drop a blind guy, as long as you take him down you will succeed.”
BOOSH
That, too.
But damn, Olivera just owned that kid on the ground.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
And another reason
no one style will ever dominate MMA. You gotta know a lot of all of them.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
I like the cut of this kid's jib.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
NO SPEAK ENGLISH
THANK YOU!!!!
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by Damon O. on Aug 1, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Silva should yell that after he KOs Chael.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He’d make a lot of fans.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Brazil is the modern era Sparta
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
later yall enjoy the fights!
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
NO SPEAK ENGLISH THANK YOU!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
HELLO NO SPEAK ENGLISH THANK YOU
That guy just made a fan.
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Guy sounds like Microsoft's Tech Support.
NO SPEAK ENGLISH THANK YOU HELLO. HELLO HELLO NO SPEAK ENGLISH THANK YOU BUYING XBOX
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Thats more english than Anderson Silva has ever tried.
and prob just made more fans than silva
oh lord
here we go
Your parents must be siblings.
by IKilled007 on Aug 1, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for thinking the exact same thing i did
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
oo no here we go
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
OMG
Oliveira is living to the hype. i look foward to seeing his progression and am a fan of his now.
4 years?
I thought it was 2 years a few days ago.
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Haha
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
"Did you write that out?"
“Well Joe, I have a speech prepared for such a question.. Anderson Silva you’ve been…”
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by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe the Saturday morning recap shows with the B talent.......
Vince wouldn’t let him on the mic without better material than he’s had tonight.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Vince probably wouldn’t let him on the mic because he’d break the script because gangsters from Oregon don’t read prepared lines.
by John Lamb on Aug 1, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a rec
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Joe Rogan: "There isn't a living human better at trash talking than you."
Tito? Kos?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
THANK YOU!
Chael pales in comparison to 1/3 of WWE’s roster
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
That is true as well
For MMA, he’s pretty good.
For WWE, he’d be average at best.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
My favorite talker of all-time. His line about Stephanie McMahon is an all-time classic.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Wanna narrow that down?
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Did you see
When he pulled out a printout of 1004 wrestling holds to make fun of that other dude (the man of 1000 holds, dean malenko (sp?)) — and read them all in the ring?
Your parents must be siblings.
I TINK YOU CAWK, COWARD
YOU SCARE ABOUT ME
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By the way,
Chael’s inflection is so fucking rehearsed. Anyone who buys into his manufactured shit-talking probably enjoys Jersey Shore. And smells bad.
BOOSH
Eh.
He talks like this at all times. It’s hard to actually tell. Everything he says sounds prepared.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I've been nothing but a gentleman...
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Chael is much better when you get to read his quotes in your own voice.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
lol
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It does read better than he makes it sound
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Chael cutting promos!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOO
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Elite-level
You have ducked me for four years and I strongly encourage you to make it four years and one week.
Chael hasn't exactly been known for gassing...
Anderson gassed against Maia
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Chael’s gastank against Marquardt was very very impressive. He landed ground and pound for pretty much the whole time the fight was on the ground, that takes stamina, as well as hitting the takedowns
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Hey Chael, here are some good lines for you
Thank you! No Speak English!
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Aug 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
He'd triple his fanbase
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
to sum up this months long Chael Sonnen experience
first i lol’d, then i serious’d
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
Wow..........
Sonnen is so fucked come saturday
Whose bright idea was it to pretape Chael
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Chael Sonnen's mic skills are up there with The Rock and
“Cold Stone” Steve Austin. This guy could always find a home in the WWE if he can’t hack it in the UFC lol.
“Cold Stone”? is Steve Austin an ice cream man?
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Goldberg messed up ID'ing him
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
What size would you like? "I'd like a small." . . . WHAT?
That’ll be $5.23. AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE . . . CUZ COLD STONE SAID SO.
Tyson screwed up with it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG BJM LOL
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Lol
Noticed that too
█♣█
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
Okami - Munoz is next.
“WAR?” or “WAAAAAAAR!!!”
If I wake up tomorrow and see that the world has ended, then that means God has finally granted my prayers.
GO Armageddon!!!
So far
This has been very entertaining. I’m really enjoying this card.
Your parents must be siblings.
Vs has got to be happy
█♣█
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
That
Is how you sell a fight.
█♣█
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
WAR OKAMI
I’m going with the Land of the Rising Sun tonight.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
So am I the only one rooting for Munoz?
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
War Okami
Okami by 2rd TKO! If Okami KOs Munoz might night is going to be great. First 1st rd ko for Gomi then Okami. Just damn.
"He is the champion.... but I am the BEST!"
I can’t get enough of that quote.
I specializes in grammar fail.
coin toss fight here
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Man, Munoz is 32? Didn’t realize that.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yes neither did I. Thought Okami was older than 29 as well
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Yeah that is kind of disappointing
I thought he was younger
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Aug 1, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Because no.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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tf?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Munoz fears the jab.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
we might be in for a long one
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Better lay them down ref
Nothing is happening! BORING STANCE AND PRANCE
by capital L on Aug 1, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I hate when strikers just stand there throwing inneffective strikes! Gotta do something to earn the position!
No way
They’re dictating where the fight takes place. If you can’t engage on the feet, better train some more striking.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Aug 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perfect.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, that was funny.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
funny
but thinking lay and pray is boring doesn’t mean someone can’t also think dancing around and not punching is also boring
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
Keep in mind, I also thought Silva’s consummate performance of prance and dance was completely entertaining, if not exactly something I’d want to see always
I’ve seen plenty of ground game that I thought was entertaining too
some people just seem to think as soon as you knock a guy for lay and pray you hate the wrestling game
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled
And some people have less stringent definitions of what constitutes “lay and pray”
I never said anything about lay and pray above.
My take was that Howard was effectively stifling all of Jake’s attempts.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
On that note, I can't say it better than this:
Stand-ups are inherently flawed: if you want activity, don’t encourage bottom guys to pin foe’s arms to their chest, waiting for stand-ups.
Jordan Breen’s twitter, earlier
Instead, let's have them do nothing and greatly increase their chances of a loss!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s have the fight to change position on their own, or lie there and get slowly ground out for not being good enough at a vital skill.
I agree wholeheartedly.
I’m not a fan of standups. Let the fighters sort it out.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s pretty stupid
so take away a way to defend yourself??
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
No, take away the promise of the stand-up. Make them fight out of the position on their own, or get beat on their back because they can’t wrestle well enough to improve.
why….if I pinned someone’s arms, I would just hold them there and let them waste the round instead of letting go there arms and giving them freedom hit me on the ground
"Jeremy Shane.. Easily the best writer on BE with initials J.S.!" - mmarazorback
That’s a fair point. I never argued that you should remove all stand-ups, however, and I understand that we are not to read into things that people didn’t write.
that’s pretty funny from the guy that has done it to me at least twice in this thread so far
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Okami’s footwork is tits.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Good strength.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I bet Anton is flipping the fuck out (no pun intended)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Okami
Impressive
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Close round.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Yushin
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Ok. Fucking protip, UFC. Wait ten seconds after a round is stopped, run a 40 second commercial, give us the ten seconds before a round.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Yeah, that is annoying.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear god is this the PBR demographic Dana is courtin?
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
outdoorsmen
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Okami
Anybody want a sig bet against my prediction that this goes the distance?
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WAR BENAVIDEZ!
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And Stance and Prance is the MMA Term of the night
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should be 10-9 okami
who knows what the refs could be thinking though, okami didnt land very much that was significant and from a cageside view one takedown coulda been enough
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Yourya!
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Seriously, Okami’s footwork. He controls the spacing and direction that Munoz moves. When Munoz tries to move to his (Munoz’s) left he cuts him off and forces him back into his power.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Looking forward to the Judo Chop
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Munoz seemed to have fixed that head wobble
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 1, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeauck I hate these commercials..
I wanna hear the fucking corners..
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
Okami’s corner prolly isn’t much to listen too… for most of us anyway
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Bahahaha.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
What a reaction by Okami. Wow.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
That was slick
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Landing clean.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
He needs to stop being obvious with his TDs.
Keep sleepin' on me...
by Neo X on Aug 1, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd like him to just swing for the fences again.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
he should try a less sever level change. low single not working. should look for a clinch trip
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not a low single, that's a gassed-out dive at the feet
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Munoz, come on. You should have kept peppering him.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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10-10
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
19-19
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
20-18 Okami
Munoz hurt him with those punches, he should have stuck with it.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
20-19
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Yeah His Takedown Attempts Are Being Insanely Telegraphed. I Feel Like I’m Watching A Bigger Version Of Koscheck In Munoz.
Nope
Minus The Fact He Isn’t Getting The Takedown.
Nope
by NaciremaDream on Aug 1, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Actually dropped down to his knees and shot from his knees.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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I think its 19-19 so far but I could see it being 20-18 just cause of judges having a hard on for that takedown in the first round
Why not 20-19?
Why is everyone so scared of draw rounds? If it could go either way, why can’t it be a draw?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
You think Munoz won the first?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell was that TD attempt? He dropped to his knees, THEN shot.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Munoz is a gamer, no matter what happens.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
What a punch by Okami
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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 1, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
low single is the worst MMA takedown. it has no deception
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
Without lateral movement to get to the side
it’s almost useless in MMA. As a frontal attack, it’s actually stupid in MMA.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
WTF with all the booing for any attempt at a takedown?
It’s like this crowd has never seen decent wrestling.
Oh, wait, it is PAC-10 country…
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Slip,
Okami whiffed on a punch and slipped.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
looked like a knockdown
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why the MW division is such a turd. Both guys’ striking looks terrible and i really can’t believe Munoz ever was an accomplished wrestler. He needs some time away from blackhouse to train his wrestling.
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OKami's striking
is terrible?
Elaborate…
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
I’m exaggerating (this is the Internet after all:). It’s uninspiring.
"If a dick don't get hard offa cocaine, what would you axe it?" O.D.B.
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he looked really good
but that fight, stylistically, was designed to be slow.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Okami's sprawl is outrageous
He really took something out of that Sonnen loss.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Excellent sprawl. Controls the head, good work
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
Seriously, very few do that in MMA
Just put a hand on that head, force his face into the ground, spin behind, thorw in legs, RNC, PROFIT!
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
His technique for finishing seems a little sloppy.
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
thats the way yushin is
he takes something outta every loss and is constantly evolving
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
If successful TDD doesn’t count on the scorecards, it really should.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
29-28 Okami
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
huge possibility i wouldnt be shocked to see a robbery
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
30-27 Okami
maybe 29-28. I will be pissed if they get this wrong.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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30-28 Okami
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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So answer me this...
If Munoz does that knee drop to take down attempt but Okami catches him with a knee coming in… technically illegal?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
If Munoz lands his knee on the mat first?
I could see it being called…
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
In the 3rd....
Those TD attempts were pretty easy to defend, too.
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I agree.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
okami outstruck and out wrestled
but the judges might love those bombs munoz threw and the fact he landed a few
i smell a robbery
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Typical Okami fight
Linhares fight was a fluke, not the birth of a new Okami
A fucking split?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
seriously what the hell?!
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kenny florian
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WHO THE FUCK GAVE MUNOZ A CARD?!!!
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we dont not know it
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by milk72 on Aug 1, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure we do
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Split decision for Okami. Exactly right result.
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I thought the first round was very close given the quick takedown and lack of significant offense. It’s the sort of round you’d expect to lose 15-20% of the time. I gave it to Okami, but i could see split decision so long as okami won.
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Munoz did nothing in the first except eat hands and fail to hold Okami down.
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There is no way he lost either the first or third rounds.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
right
it’s one or the other. I’m just saying Okami clearly won the first and third. I think he also won the second, but that’s debatable. Either way its either 30-27 or 29-28 Okami. Scoring that fight for Munoz is ridiculous.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m a contrarian. I’ll occasionally call a SD.
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn’t make sense
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Certain fights are close enough that the best result would some sort of SD. You might disagree in this case, but that’s my rationale. Accept it or STFU … j/k.
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Split?
Split?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MMA judges are atrocious.
"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."
It's UFC judging? Are you really shocked?
At this point you just have to hope that at least 2 of the judges get it close to being right.
Someone called it for Munoz?
Very close fight? What? 29-28 at worst, more likely 30-28, and even 30-27 is there too.
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WTF?
Split Decision??!!!!
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
LOL Split Decision
These judges must be the people from Florida that counted the hanging chads in the 2000 election.
Your parents must be siblings.
Screw You
Blackhouse haha! Well anyone having anything to do with Ed “I talk too much and have mouth” Soares
WAR OKAMI!
Okami has better English than the translator
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
That's probably why Chael considers Yushin to be one of his "brothers".
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you become a judge? Just sign up at the waffle house?
by DirtyML on Aug 1, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Tito’s son has never seen a fight live because he’s been suffering from a cracked skull, a broken back, and seven shark bites.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s fine. I enjoy a solid story structure. I bet you like Michael Bay films.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I enjoy storys too
but I can loosen up and appreciate a brainless action flick with mega star power every now and then.
Oh, go watch some Fellini.
Expendables looks like fun.
by Applejack McNeil on Aug 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate them
But this is a blatant rip-off of 80s action movies, which are the greatest action movies of all time.
The only excuse you have is maybe you are a young’un.
BOOSH
I'm 22, so I guess so?
I’m just drunk and feel like being contrarian. I’ll watch it, but not before Inception.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I’m a pirate. And there isn’t a watchable copy. Sue me.
I hate Fedor fans. Then again, I hate most people. But especially Fedor fans.
I would if I were a gaffer who is now out of work because of pirating.
DON’T THOSE COMMERCIALS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!
by Applejack McNeil on Aug 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Toy Story 3 on the other hand was amazing. Yeah, I said it.
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My new fave tune
“Clean Livin’ " by Elvin Bishop
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‘Cause I’ve been young but you ain’t never been old.”
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22?
Yeah, you’re a total whippersnapper.
I just turned 30 and had cortisone shots for a herniated disk. At this rate I’ll get my blue belt by 40.
BOOSH
One of the rare movies I'll go to the theatre to see.
Really wish JCVD had signed on, though. That would’ve put it over the fucking top.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It can’t be worse than Predators.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit
The fan-made trailer was removed from youtube by the MPAA. It was great, it was a call-to-arms to take back the movies for men.
Because the Howard fight didn’t go to a decision, one the judges must have given their Gift Scorecard to Munoz instead
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these underclass commercials kinda devalue my human cockfighting enjoyment : \
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by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Aug 1, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
mir is looking extra douchey
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Aw, not this guy.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Okami = Uber-High Level Gatekeeper?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
More like a top 5 middleweight.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Try next in line for a shitle tot.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's going to get better...
but everyone’s a gatekeeper when Anderson Silva is the champ. A gate keeper to an asswhupping. Billie Jean is NOT Anderson’s lover btw.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Why do you capitalize every word? Not trying to be a dick, just wondering.
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Nope
by NaciremaDream on Aug 1, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm… Odd.
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I hate you.
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
29-28 Okami
i can’t believe any one would give Munoz a 29-28. And there i was telling my dad who is a old school boxing guy never watches mma. How the judges in mma are regularly incompetent because they are boxing judges and how i hoped i wouldnt be horrified to see a judge give that to Munoz. and then we get a Split Dec.
When do people stop calling Jon “Jonny”
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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when jonny bones jones stops rolling off the tongue
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I kept wanting to pick Matyushenko just based on “weird gut feelings”
But…no
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Jones has some holes in his striking game (when he punches, not kicks)
but Vlady ain’t the guy to try to exploit them
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i see jones showing off some standup
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LOL at Jones
“I am a stain on your record”
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
hard not to like vladdy
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
As a fighter? Sure.
To win this fight? No way.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
agreed with both
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Jones TKO Rd. 1 (explosiveness)
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BLAM!
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh Gross just tweeted that Cecil Peoples is the one that scored it for Munoz in the last fight
by argyle on Aug 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shocking
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YOU DON'T SAY!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m shocked. Shocked. Flabbergasted. Gobsmacked. Dumbfounded.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! ...
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
I don't believe that for one second.
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by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
can we just kick him outta mma
while we’re at it lets throw ken shamrock gus johnson and gareth davies out too
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You know you're old
when you used to be a SOVIET wrestling champion.
by Henrique on Aug 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol, that’s actually a pretty significant accomplishment; however, it seems like his wrestling never translated that well into MMA. Didn’t he get outwrestled by Tito?
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by The Darkness on Aug 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
He can shapeshift...
it’s not really fair
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Vlad by Russian Sickle
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
J'Ozz by molecular recombination
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J'onzz
via being just a strong as Superman
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@deowade
BTW, That never gets enough play
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Jones should open with a flying 12-6 elbow
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I only refer to him by his full name
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
the sound effects guy just took a bunch of doritos in a paper bag and stepped on them over and over to get the sound for that scene.
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 1, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
easily one of the best long shot scenes ever
the one in Old Boy is fantastic as well.
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 1, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
BEAT ME TO IT
also, best. movie. evar.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking to stay on the Jones nuthugger train
I am also a little worried that Vladdy uglies this fight up in a hurry.
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Jon Jones in 8 seconds via running spinning dropkick
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Hey does Bruce Buffer have 'It's Time!' trademarked?
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yeah, you now owe him 25 bucks.
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by BadB on Aug 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shock the world!
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Jones doing a little Rashad
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You mean a little Greg Jackson
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jones looks like a giant spider
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Fuck, he really does.
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Sick takedown
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That was a fantastic takedown.
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Might want to get that arm back, Jon
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Is it smart having a patch that says ‘BLOWOUT’ on your ass?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Forecast: 100% chance of raining....elbows!
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
he wasnt getting out of that.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Nope. No defense offered. Or possible, for that matter.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Wow.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Fucking nice.
He was NOT going to get out of that.
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DAMN
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Are you kidding me???????
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THAT's what you do with a takedown
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
kinda quick, but totally one sided
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
kind of anti-climatic.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
Seriously - I've been amped for a month to see him fight again
and he just destroys a good opponent in 70 seconds or so
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Impressive performance by Jones
but early stoppage IMO
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
watch it again
it wasnt quick
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
11 unanswered elbows to the ear
Yeah, it was over
how many of those did you want him to eat?
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we just throw someone else in against him tonight? I’m sick of waiting months to see him fight for one round.
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by zakkree on Aug 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Seriously!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a PPV on Saturday, right?
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it was time to give him a top guy last time.
but yeah.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Winner of Lil Nog/Bader
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that’s dangerous. I love both of them, that would be sweet.
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Then again, Silva needs a tune-up fight first. A guy like him shouldn’t lose three straight.
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I like Thiago
But he doenst have anything for Jones.
Yeah OK
Can we finally give him a top 5? I mean really? Enough of the taking it slow. Any more would be considered holding him back…
i think one more guy in the 10-6 range is should be next
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by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow
That was awesome. Although dissapointed that Vladdy didnt have a better opportunity to put on a fight.
Wow
That was impressive. If Herb didn’t stop the fight, he would put a hole on the side of Vlady’s head.
I didn’t like the stoppage. I mean, Jones was going to win. But I hate that crucifix = immediate stoppage now as long as you throw a few punches. Don’t get me wrong, Jones looked damn good and would have won anyway. I don’t want to see someone take a ton of extra shots (i’ve written entire pieces on brain damage from extra shots) I just don’t like the immediate “YOU GOTTA FIGHT BACK” the second a strike lands from crucifix.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You can escape from crucifix, yes.
Do I think he would have? probably not. But he should get a second to try.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll tell you...
the same thing I tell HS wrestlers who ask “How do you get out of a crucifix?”
“Don’t get in it.”
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
It’s fair enough I suppose. I mean, like I said I’m not a fan of guys taking “extra punishment” but I just want to see a guy get a chance to escape. Whatever…it’s done and the outcome was probably the same either way so I’m not going to argue about it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That said, you do have a point
Another 3 seconds or so to let Vlad try SOMETHING wouldn’t have been egregious, either.
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I tend to agree, certainly wasn’t the worst stoppage ever and I’m not really complaining but wouldn’t have minded to see Vlad get maybe a few seconds at least to see if he could try something. Seems like an example of varying standards for how quick a fight should be stopped, compared to for example Lesnars.
Different situation
Lesnar was in a position where he could, and did, offer some defense. Sure, hands over the ears may not look like much, but when warned, he bucked his hips, moved his arms, offered intelligent defense.
Vlad didn’t have many options for defense as both arms were pinned and he was taking every shot directly to his head.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
How else would he have known Vlad was done? Do his arms need to go limp?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No. But you should be given a few seconds to attempt an escape. It’s not the worst stoppage in the world, I just think the crucifix stoppages are a bit too fast.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I get where you are coming from with this, and I broadly agree
In this case however, it was a quick stoppage, but I don’t think it was an unjustified stoppage.
That's probably a good explination...
i’m not pissed about it…i just felt it was a little quick.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There are many degrees between that stoppage and the state that Gary is in.
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I thought it was a justified stoppage, but what the fighter thinks is not a really good measure of much.
in some instances I would agree with you
but in this case (and similar) I think it’s telling
He obviously didn’t feel like he was about to escape and was robbed of the chance
but yea, you can’t always go by what the fighter thinks
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Well
not so much when they are protesting that they wanted to continue, like Tyson. But when you have no problems with your fight being stopped and you’re the loser, well, that speaks volumes as to your mental attitude and to what was probably gonna happen if it continued…
by Dootch on Aug 1, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many elbows did Jon throw?
It wasn’t like it was just 3 or 4. It was more than a half dozen.
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Jones landed no less than 7 clean elbows to Vlad's head.
There was no need to let it continue.
by The Mexican't on Aug 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
After what he did to Vera's head with ONE elbow
The stoppage was more than justificated.
Rec'd
I don’t know if Vlad would have got out of the Crucifix, but here is a veteran who knows what he is doing give him an opportunitity to escape. Just b/c the elbows were so rapid it should’nt be stopped. Just saying wish Vlad had more time to react. It was like 6 or 7 seconds before it was stopped.
c’mon dude; if they don’t give him a top guy we need to just dub him the UFC Bobby Lashley
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Let's not get crazy.
Hamill, Vera and Vlad isn’t a bad three-fight streak for a 22 year old. And they probably would’ve given him someone better if everyone didn’t already have a fight.
by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 1, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him Tito
Just because Tito deserves it for being, well Tito.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
"you stay classy san diego"
just made him my favorite fighter.
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by capital L on Aug 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They should institute a shoutout of the night
It’d be close for this card.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm loving the Iron Maiden typefont on the t-shIrt
and the “You stay classy, San Diego” was priceless.
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You must not like Forrest very much.
I want to see him fight a legitimate top-five guy.
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by Dave Strummer on Aug 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Griffin is the only top 5ish guy who doesnt have a fight
Rua and Rashad
Rampage and Machida
aside from Griffin am I missing someone who isnt booked?
I think he’s had enough of fast spidery tall guys
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by JeremyShane on Aug 1, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Forrest is the type of fighter that would still come out there and give it his all though
He is also undoubtedly the top gatekeeper before getting into title contention territory.
DO IT
Thiago Silva would be nice but seriously Jon Jones v Forrest Griffin has been my dream fight for months.
im kinda sure dana wants to build forrest back
feeding him to bones wouldnt help that at all
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
That’s what I said.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 1, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Subo
why are you commenting all over this and not over at WKR covering the fights?
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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Dammit, I misread that
I’d like to see him face the winner of that.
Winner of Nog/Bader or loser of Machida/Rampage, most likely.
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Machida/Rampage winner is probably going to get the next title shot or be 1 match away from one
Loser of that fight or a guy like Thiago Silva/Forrest Griffin.
poor rich, he does all the ufc asks of him, he doesn't deserve to be Jones stepping stone, give him forrest
or the Couture vs Toney winner :D
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