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Dream 15 Live Results and Play-by-Play

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The long-anticipated lightweight showdown between Shinya Aoki and Tatsuya "Crusher" Kawajiri will finally materialize tonight at Dream 15, and Bloody Elbow will have live results and play-by-play of the show beginning with the HDNet broadcast at 3 a.m. ET / midnight PT. Be sure to join myself and the BE Night Crew as Aoki and Kawajiri duke it out for the Dream belt and the mantle of top Japanese lightweight.

Quick Results
Shinya Aoki def. Tatsuya Kawajiri via submission (Achilles lock) R1, 1:53
Gesias "JZ" Cavalcante def. Katsunori Kikuno via split decision
Gegard Mousasi def. Jake O'Brien via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 0:31
Tatsuya Mizuno def. Melvin Manhoef via submission (kimura) R1, 7:38
Michihiro Omigawa def. Young Sam Jung via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 7:31
Mitsuhiro Ishida def. Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata via unanimous decision
Kazuhiro Nakamura def. Karl Amoussou via unanimous decision

Star-divide

Dream Lightweight Title Bout
Shinya Aoki
(23-5, 1 NC) vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri (26-5-2)

Round 1: Kawajiri sends a warning shot with a pawing left. Aoki shoots for a single, can't get the takedown but latches on to the left leg of Kawajiri. He looks to have an Achilles lock as he puts his belly to the mat and wrenches the hold. Kawajiri still caught as he lands a flush heel to Aoki's grill. Now Aoki rolls onto his side, still wrenching with Kawajiri's heel under his armpit. Aoki finally seems to say "enough of this" and cranks HARD on the leg. Kawajiri taps the mat, and remains laying on his back as doctors stabilize his clearly injured leg.

Aoki's post-fight comments, via Tony Loiseleur:

"With our fight, Pride is officially over as of today. Because of Kawajiri, many people have come to see us fight, and I was able to put on this performance. I will get married soon. I'll make her happy, and [with this fight] I have made everyone happy. Thank you very much... I failed Dream in April (in the Melendez fight), but I will bring our dream back again. See me again in Nagoya, in September!"


Katsunori Kikuno (13-2-2) vs. Gesias "JZ" Cavalcante (14-3-1, 1 NC)

Round 1: Kikuno stalking Cavalcante around the ring, tagging the Brazilian as he wades inside. Jumping knee to the breadbasket by Kikuno. The tie up in the corner and stall out. Referee Yuji Shimada breaks them up, and they clinch into a different corner. JZ throwing knees inside before Shimada breaks them again. JZ charges into a double-leg, but can't keep Kikuno on his back for long. Kikuno lands his crescent kick to the guts; Cavalcante winces but stands strong. JZ shoots Kikuno into the ropes, where the karateka falls slash jumps guard. Half guard for Cavalcante now, who looks to be working for an arm-triangle. Just as JZ nearly gains mount, Kikuno sweeps him up into the ropes and scrambles to his feet. Four minutes left. Once more they stall out in the corner, and again they're restarted. JZ shoots for a limp double and winds up on the receiving end of a takedown. They're restarted in the center of the ring with Kikuno in Cavalcante's guard. JZ eats a number of pattering shots to the ribs and head before he kicks his way free.

Round 2: JZ scores an early takedown and spends the next minute working to full mount. He takes Kikuno's back and rolls him, but hasn't fully sunk the rear-naked choke yet. It's still a neck crank as Kikuno tries to fend it off. Not looking good for him with 3:30 left in the round, though. JZ relents on the choke but still has a body triangle, when he's not whipping one heel around to mash Kikuno in the guts. Cavalcante works for the choke again as the pair nearly fall through the ropes. Kikuno stands and tries to spike JZ, who's high on the back. JZ maintains and flattens Kikuno out with 30 seconds left. Some punches from Calvan, but he's just too high on the back to secure the choke. Kikuno gets to his feet just as the bell sounds, and stands with his hands on his hips as Cavalcante raises his arms.

Gesias "JZ" Cavalcante (15-3-1, 1 NC) def. Katsunori Kikuno (13-3-2) via split decision

 

Gegard Mousasi (28-3-1) vs. Jake O'Brien (13-3)

Round 1: O'Brien immediately shoots in, leaving his head fully exposed. Mousasi briefly falls down, grabs the guillotine that's been waiting for him, stands back up and gets the tap. Pretty sure I saw Mousasi shrug afterward.

Gegard Mousasi (29-3-1) def. Jake O'Brien (13-4) via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 0:31

 

Tatsuya Mizuno (7-5) vs. Melvin Manhoef (24-7-1)

Round 1: Mizuno shoots a double off of a big, awkward front kick but Manhoef stays vertical, lands a couple shots and stalks Mizuno into a corner. Couple more hands connect from Manhoef and Mizuno shoots again. Melvin sprawls and begins wailing on Mizuno, connecting at will as Mizuno's back bounces off the ropes. Finally Mizuno goes down, but Manhoef can't finish and follows him into guard. After a few armbar threats from Mizuno, Manhoef thinks better of the position and backs out, calling for his opponent to stand. They tie up along the ropes and Manhoef staves off a takedown by grabbing the ropes. After a moment, Mizuno is able to drag him down and he pounds away from Manhoef's guard. Six minutes left as Mizuno works from half guard. Mizuno passes to side control and smothers Manhoef's nose and mouth with his left hand. Brief kimura attempt from Mizuno. Now Mizuno works for Manhoef's farside arm, simultaneously kneeing Manhoef in the head. Mizuno botches an armbar and Manhoef escapes! A strange scene ensues wherein Mizuno rocks Manhoef, who flops to his back under a ringpost. Manhoef's face is partially covered by the padding on the post, negating some of the power of Mizuno's hard punches from above. Manhoef is in trouble but the referee takes no action, despite both fighters' limbs sticking through the ropes. Manhoef survives, but shortly thereafter Mizuno wrenches a kimura on his far arm and elicits the tap.

Tatsuya Mizuno (8-5) def. Melvin Manhoef (24-8-1) via submission (kimura) R1, 7:38

 

Michihiro Omigawa (10-8-1) vs. Young Sam Jung (0-2)

Round 1: Omigawa easily shucks an early takedown attempt from Jung and gets to boxing. Omigawa jabs away with the left, strings together a few combinations before Jung starts coming forward swinging wild. One combo sends Jung tumbling and Omigawa gives chase. Omigawa with a guillotine off his back, but can't finish. He gives it up, Jung stands and Omigawa plows him back down. Jung grabs for an armbar and the crowd gasps, but Omigawa escapes easily back into guard. The referee calls for the fighters to stand at the 5:00 mark as Omigawa drills short shots to Jung's ribs. Jung is issued a yellow card for stalling by referee Kenichi Serizawa. Omigawa lands a stiff left and follows up with a few combinations. The stumbling Jung jumps guard, where Omigawa quickly works to full mount and secures a topside guillotine. Jung taps moments later, and a glob of blood spews from the Korean's mouth as Omigawa dismounts.

Michihiro Omigawa (11-8-1) def. Young Sam Jung (0-3) via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 7:31

 

Mitsuhiro Ishida (18-6-1) vs. Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata (11-6-3)

Round 1: Hata rushes Ishida with a flying knee. Ishida lobs an overhand right and plows Hata to the mat. In the center of the ring, Ishida tries to pass on Hata's left side, stalls out in half guard but eventually gets side control. Only two minutes into the bout and Ishida is working for mount. Now Ishida isolates the farside arm of Taiki and nearly has a crucifix. Ishida jumps to the other side and wrenches what looks to be a fight-ending armbar, but Hata somehow rolls out and escapes to his feet. Hata only manages to land a few shots before Ishida puts him on his back once more. Midway through the round and Ishida has side control again, this time at the edge of the ring. Referee repositions them and Ishida nearly gains mount before Taiki stuffs him back to half guard. Ishida walks around the left side of Hata, side control again, this time raining down several solid shots. Taiki turtles up with just under three minutes remaining and Ishida takes his back briefly. Ishida back in Taiki's guard, dodging upkicks. Hata scrambles to his feet momentarily, only to be drilled into the mat again. Ishida gets Hata's back again and works some heel kicks. Dominant round from Ishida to say the least.

Round 2: Ishida catches the first kick that Hata throws and brings him down. Harder shots from Ishida this round, but Taiki's retaliating from his back as well. Ishida stands and catches an upkick, using the leg to roll Taiki and take his back. Full mount for Ishida, who flattens the squirming Hata out. Ishida's bleeding from his cauliflower ear. 90 seconds left and Hata finally kicks his way free from his back, and snares Ishida in a guillotine in the ensuing scramble. Ishida looks to be in danger momentarily, but it's not all that tight and Ishida eventually extracts his head. Ishida closes out the round punching from guard.

Bloody Elbow sees the bout for Mitsuhiro Ishida.

Mitsuhiro Ishida (19-6-1) def. Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata (11-7-3) via unanimous decision

 

Kazuhiro Nakamura (14-10) vs. Karl "Psycho" Amoussou (11-2-2)

Round 1: Amoussou attacking with leg kicks early, Nakamura not offering much retaliation. Nakamura shoots a single leg from way out but drags Amoussou down and into guard. Amoussou controlling Nakamura's arms well from his back, though a few shots get through. Amoussou threatens a sweep but Nakamura maintains and stands in guard. Amoussou tumbles and escapes, now standing in front of Nakamura throwing uppercuts. Amoussou presses the judoka into the corner and tries to drag him down, but Nakamura ends up back in guard with six minutes left in the frame. Nakamura again stands in Amoussou's guard but doesn't throw. Nakamura back to guard, and he repeats the sequence a few more times. Nakamura is connecting with increasing frequency in the middle part of the round as he swings away from guard. The referee finally stands them up with 90 seconds left and issues Amoussou a yellow card. Alright. Back to the feet, Amoussou rushes in with a combo and eats a right hand. Another right from Nakamura. Amoussou with a flying knee in the waning seconds of the round.

Round 2: Amoussou throwing hands and flying knees to start the round, but Nakamura soon shoots another single and, despite Amoussou grabbing for the ropes, scores the takedown. Nakamura nearly falls into a triangle as he attempts to stack Amoussou up, but he escapes back to guard. Solid left hands from Nakamura from Amoussou's open guard with two minutes left. Amoussou grabs for the right leg of Nakamura, who spins out and repays the favor with a left hand as he dives back into guard. Referee decides to bring the fighters to their feet with a minute left and issues Nakamura a yellow card. Nakamura digs nice left to the body and gets another takedown, where they end the match, appropriately.

Bloody Elbow sees the bout for Kazuhiro Nakamura.

Kazuhiro Nakamura (15-10) def. Karl "Psycho" Amoussou (11-3-2) via unanimous decision

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Wide awake buddy. Unfortunately, I might miss the show because I have to go camping with an attractive woman.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 9, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sucks to be you.

Make sure you take a rain coat and some rubber boots.

by truck on Jul 9, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't do it man

We all know how this ends.

"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre

by Charles Awad on Jul 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just woke up...

it’s 1 pm now so sleep schedule adjusted perfectly for tonight

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 9, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is going to be perfect

I can use the 30 minutes between each fight to study for the GMATs

by ruckus on Jul 9, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

what time do you guys think the Kikuno vs JZ

fight will air? because I’m thinking of tuning in for that.

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by Nate Wilcox on Jul 9, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d guess 5:00 AM or so, CDT.

by argyle on Jul 9, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Won't join the thread but

The BE Night Crew threads are always the funniest ones.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 9, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

last one was epic with the music recommendations

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 9, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yessir

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 9, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Epic indeed

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by Nick Becker on Jul 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe the BE Night Crew could find a sponsorship deal...

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 9, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy hell

That is a lot of fuckin soda. I haven’t drank soda without booze in it since I was a teenager.

"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre

by Charles Awad on Jul 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

conversely

I haven’t drank booze with soda since I was a teenager

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only ever do it because it’s cheaper.

"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre

by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ain't that the truth.

plus my nights end to fast otherwise.

by Broke Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You ask for the same amount of booze, hold the soda, and they tell you it costs double. Shit is a crime..

"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre

by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

NIGHT CREW ASSSSEEEMM……..

Oh wait.

Still 7 more hours to go :(

by DirtyML on Jul 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Go ahead and get it out of the way.

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

In 5 hours or so.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Miguel Torres dressed as Robin?

also Batman don’t even got his gloves on yet, ain’t that a bitch.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is Wonder Women punching Superman in the balls?

by Kefka on Jul 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright d00dz

Think I’m making it for this one. A good Japanese MMA card (and I don’t really feel like getting drunk tonight)? Been awhile.

"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre

by Charles Awad on Jul 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll make up for the lack of drunken comments

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have Barack Lesnar's sword.

AND MY AXE!

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

God damn dude I can’t stop laughing.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do what I can for y'all.

But really, I’m quite drunk already. And I’m on west coast time.

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-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psyched for this card

Any news on WTF is going on with Mousasi…?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lol @ Verizon FiOS Guide Info

“Alistair Overeem battles it out against Gegard Mousasi.”

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

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by Nick Becker on Jul 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s a Japanese event so that might happen

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we get this bumped to the top and perhaps have someone in the know post an update about Mousasi/Ricco situation?

I am gonna be pretty bummed if they scrap Mousasi’s fight all together.

by DirtyML on Jul 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be too... :S

That would mean scraping the whole LHW GP though, I am sure they will figure something out.

by truck on Jul 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi is fighting O'Brien.

Ricco was offered the fight by Dream and said he could make the cut, but Mousasi’s team preferred for him to face O’Brien, who was allegedly nowhere near making weight (~225 lbs.) and presumably never made it.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they still going to consider this a part of the Dream 205 lbs tournament?

O Brien can wrestle, Mousasi might regret this decision.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I hit my Kikuno, Hata, Nakamura parlay $56 = $4521

mmaplayground odds for underdogs are way better than the real book

by Snatchl on Jul 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR GAY-HARD!!!

I’ll probably catch the clips in the morning but I hope this card provides as much entertainment as the troll did in Brent’s last article.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Just had a xyience

can’t wit for this chinese ufc shiznit

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m drinking “FUEL 7 Hour Energy Shots” tonight because they were on sale at CVS.

More importantly, I just opened this bottle of Eagle Rare 17-year single barrel that someone gave me for Christmas.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

If only the Misfits sang a song called "Where Eagle Rare"

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah a 7 hour is probably better choice than a 5 hour for a Dream show.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

So to kick off the music part of these shows

http://www.mediafire.com/?tmj3doyyjnl – Gimme Drugs EP

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see your Oran Juice, and raise you one…

CENTIPEDE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't click this link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

So whats the deal with Obrien?

Made weight? Did he even weigh in at all

by Discman2 on Jul 10, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Leno fucked him

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

for those of you looking to kill the next 2 hours

ESPN2 is showing some Australian Rules Football. I’ve never seen it before this and I had to look up the rules on wikipedia but this is pretty fun to watch.

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been hooked on this song since I found out it existed a few weeks ago.

Matt Berry – “Take My Hand”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZIHqYotZ6M

Matt Berry was already one of my favorite people for making Snuff Box, but this is a level-up.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

is that a cover of the Simple Plan song?

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so…

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

The beat/rhythm is so familiar for the opening chords.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The All Elbows crew got me into this band

Spaces from Brooklyn…totally instrumental…really ambient stuff

http://spaces.bandcamp.com/track/descent

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

You reminded me I have a bunch of Ambien

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't be good if you are trying to stay up

unless you want to trip balls

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got a bottle full of valium myself. Man the stuff these doctors will prescribe you with for no good reason is enough to start a pharmacy in your backyard.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hour and a half to kill

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

About to say the same thing as Barack, Louie CK is the man.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Him and Stanhope are in my top five easy

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God Yes

I saw Stanhope a couple months back when he came to San Antonio. I was hoping he’d be more offensive to piss off all the conservatives we have here but other than it was high quality as usual.

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

does anybody here actually bother to watch the new season of Last Comic Standing. I’ve heard some bad stuff but a couple of the comics I’ve seen were pretty good.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the first few episodes and it was abysmal. Really, really sad. I guess it’s kind of the same as watching the American Idol tryouts, though. Maybe I’ll watch again toward the end of the season.

Speaking of bad, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about Maria Bamford, and how I cannot fathom why anyone finds her funny.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

It sucks browsing through the Netflix insta que comedy section. Used to be really good but now there is a lot of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and the Redneck hack pack honestly they could all burn in a fire in front of everyone they loved and I would not care.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear Mencia on Marc Maron’s podcast last month? Holy shit. Complete delusional sociopath.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

He reminds me a lot of Chael Sonnen, shits not funny anymore once you realize they believe what they are saying.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I found this clip thanks to Joe Rogan's podcast

I don’t know if it’s just that he’s too unfunny to tell if he’s joking, but he actually admits to stealing jokes in this clip from this documentary called I am Comic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhMHyrorhdM

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read about that but then someone I know close to the situation said it was clever editing so I don’t know if he really admitted but I know for certain he has stolen jokes.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

at this point it’d be like if Scott Peterson and O.J. held a duel press conference to admit their guilt, it’s pretty much widely accepted at this point.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

nevertheless that is one amazing press conference

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look up this guy Nico Claux

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

They actually got bumped in place of Lebron James announcing what brand of condom he’ll be using when celebrating in Miami this weekend.

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by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

The show was a WHOLE lot better the first couple of seasons back when Jay Mohr was involved, despite Dat Phan of all people ending up winning.

I don’t even know what those guys get when they win, seems like at best they get a Comedy Central half hour and then they proceed to drop back off the face of the earth.

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by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Drew Carey ‘expose’ them?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch any tv but comedy that is allowed on primetime tv is not what I would enjoy anyhow.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Konichiwa Bitches

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

King Geedorah-No snakes alive

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Geedorah so underrated in the Doom catalog.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the subject of Doom

I might as well drop some Grimm while I’m at it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_wWbcWfxZA&feature=related

Man he is one morbid son of a gun.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqJVzNtSPM

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Looking forward to tonights fights…but more importantly, the poster for Dream 15 is beyond epic. That alone made me want to watch, but there’s plenty of fun fights tonight.

From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479

by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 10, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s like the poster is provoking Anton

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edan-Rock ‘n’ Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0MDxRqE-YA

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

This sounds really amazing right now, fucking 7.1 headphones ftw.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just drank a bunch of coors light

and don’t have a wife to get on top of. Guess I’ll watch some japanese dudes fight instead.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions  

anyones wife will do

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man I could tell you a really bad story about sleeping with someones wife, lets just say it’s bad mmmkay?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmkay

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need to slow down its a Japanese card and its only 11. I have at least five hours to go, this will be my biggest test ever.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont gas out.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

His name isn't

Barack Carwin.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM!

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Springwell - "It's For You"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbndrDmKtdc

’70s Torontonians rock the shit out of an obscure Lennon-McCartney composition.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

60 minute warning

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Bad Brains-Banned in DC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_RIZUU7xQA

And a little unreleased Wu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-EIFlkWqoM

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Bad Brains? Wow man that’s awesome. let me know if you find any Leftover Crack videos.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the metal fans

Winds of Plague – Battle Scars

Fun as hell in every sense of the word, and one of the most brutal songs in standard tuning ever.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

hell yes dude. hell yes

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes other metal heads!

This, the most recent All Shall Perish, and the new Nevermore have dominated my driving soundtrack lately. br00t4l.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just missed a Chimaira/Shadows Fall co-headlining show. had out of town biznass.

I been listening to massive amounts of Throwdown and Opeth lately.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

You gonna catch Summer Slaughter this year?

The Faceless, Cephalic Carnage, Veil of Maya, and All Shall Perish are enough to sell me on it. I went last year and walked to the venue with Born of Osiris (who I opened up for back when they were still Rosecrans /namedrop) and some 300 lbs dude got KTFO in the pit during After the Burial’s opening song, Berzerker. Great show.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh... my metalcore phase mostly died after 2006-2008.

Lamb of God sucked from Sacrament onwards, I grew out of how lame As I Lay Dying is, the new Killswitch was pure shit, the newest Unearth was meh, and I’m worried where Misery Signals’ new singer is taking them.

I’ve mostly moved on from metalcore to melodic death… which is a really easy transition. You dig any Scar Symmetry? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mebSi4PDC34

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do like Misery Signals a lot

I thought “Mirrors” was fucking amazing. Didnt know they got a new lead singer. Yeah, new Killswitch was such a disappointment I listened to it once right when I bought it and it has never entered a CD player since then.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

They got a new singer between Of Malice and Magnum Heart and Mirrors

but he didn’t really get creative input until Controller, which was only ok. The other two were incredible enough to change my guitar purchases.

The new Killswitch… wow. It’s worse than fucking Trivium. Reckoning is catchy, the rest is straight awful.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the butt rock fans Scorpions winds of change

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGqtxdKjqbI

I just saw this today and its awesome. forgive me if I am late on the this is awesome bandwagon. DOUBLE RAINBOWS!!!

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Did you see Winnebago man?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

no…..

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how long we got? American time zones confuse me.

Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.

by Sam Cupitt on Jul 10, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

1 hour dude, time to pre game it up

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That means I can squeeze in an hour, which means… aboot half a fight.

Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.

by Sam Cupitt on Jul 10, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching this UK football game like somebody suggested

and I can’t for the life of me figure out what the hell is going on.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:09 AM EDT reply actions  

That could pretty well be said

…of just about everything that airs on UK television.

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is everyone doing to kill time?

I just watched 3 movies:
Rachel Getting Married
World’s Greatest Dad
Educating Charlie Banks

Now I am watching:
When Crocs Ate Dinosours
…on National Geographic HD!!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 2:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

and Blazing Saddles.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

those are three movies that are definitely gonna get you pumped up for some hardcore Japanese MMA.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, crocs eating dinosaurs does sound a lot like Japanese MMA

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Charlie Banks not to long ago

Fred Durst actually did a pretty good job, but I couldn’t focus to much on the plot with Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s tig ol bitties swinging around YA FEEL ME!

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

knee shooters

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finishing Treme season 1

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got a question

is the main suspense in that show supposed to be “when does this get interesting?”

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Man, David Simon kind of sucks when there's no gang warfare."

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

That show is, “hey look! people.” But yeah, I keep expecting it to pick up. Still enjoying it though.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t help that so many The Wire people are in it, it just reminds you of more watchable times.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Season 2 of the wire started slow

And check how that shit ended.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly liked the wire, but it felt like 8 hours of meh for 1 hour of payoff.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not touching this

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unless the Levees re-break I don’t really see how the shows gonna pick up. Then again I watched all of John from Cincinnati and thought it was a pretty good slow paced show.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

As fortold in prophecy, I have arrived

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Jul 10, 2010 2:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Duly assembled

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stroker and Hoop on Adult Swim. That show gets canceled and Robot Chicken is still going strong, what a world.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Robot Chicken's first two[ish] seasons

were fucking amazing. Hillary Duff in the Diary of Anne Frank? Brilliant.

But Stroker and Hoop was incredible. I was in a band that only titled our songs after Adult Swim show quotes, and the first song we wrong was called “This Isn’t Oxygen!” after the end of the alien ep.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

the 1st 2 seasons were good

but they’ve gone seriously down-hill since, kind of like Family Guy.

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even want to start about Frisky Dingo ending all unresolved

we could’ve at least gotten another couple of episodes if they weren’t so worried about an Xtacles spin off. Fortunately there’s Archer now to dull the pain.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You like Frankenhole? I saw the last episode and it was pretty good, never really got into Orel though.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's alright.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moral Orel died at the perfect time.

It was no longer comedy… it was just the most overwhelmingly awful shit you could put on TV. Nature Part 1… chills. Awful. Great show, insanely well done.

But you shut your whore mouth, Squidbillies is awesome. Complain about Tim and Eric if anything.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tim and Eric is the greatest thing to ever be broadcasted on television

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You realize that AS cut the order of season 3 and it was going to get 8 more episodes to fill out a season finale, right?

Also, I like Tim and Eric.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Xtacles spin off

was all Matt Thompson. Adam Reed had left, and the Xtacles was a way of keeping the series kinda going without the guy who did all the main voices, should he return. But [as] fucked them out of that hard. Bitch move.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

All this fucking metal talk above is kiling me. I just saw Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes in concert. Fucking rocked.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Jul 10, 2010 2:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Never here, I'm here until the intermission and I fall asleep!

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

To help kill the time, something for everyone

For the Donna Summer fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SG_XEc0QYc

Further evidence that He-Man is the most homo erotic cartoon character ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWw5YdW57Es&feature=player_embedded

For those curious how they can help Stephen Baldwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4

For those wondering if Werner Herzog can find Waldo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

Why Film Noir was the best film movement EVAH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOgBa2Oij1A

An adaption of Conan I can’t wait for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Two of my favorite filmmakers head-to-head:
http://vimeo.com/12432238

Best review of a movie you never want to see
http://aintitbalenews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=284:preview-warning-the-human-centipede-first-sequence&catid=6:movie-reviews&Itemid=15

And now the video game of said movie
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/human-centipede-game/

Greatest action movie ever filmed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTmSJDyav-A

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

skip those

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VDaFsGhgk

trying to help some friends out make it go viral

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Human Centipede wasn't that bad.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You actually watched it?

Tell me what you thought of the review

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Accurate!

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Werner Herzog reading the Little Engine that could was the best.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just invented electricity, and you look like an asshole.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to be a videogum.com regular

In my younger days. My Charlie avatar ran that site.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing like don frye and ken shamrock vs nobuhiko Tamara and keiji muto to pass the time.

by Crosser on Jul 10, 2010 2:23 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

watching a documentary on Townes Van Zandt called “Be Here to Love Me” pretty good

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Townes Van Zandt is cool

I don’t really have anything more to add.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's almost time

I’m so excited I peed alittle.

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:28 AM EDT reply actions  

here ya go

Milford Sound in New Zealand

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too late.

Yuck

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

MST3K mutta fuckas

ready as soon as Teenagers From Space is over.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:34 AM EDT reply actions  

MW2 to pass the remaining time

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright gents

Just woke up from a nap, my ass is planted firmly on my couch, and my hand is wrapped around an XL bottle of Dust Off

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I will somewhat resemble this person within a few hours

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're a Werewoman?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...?

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I gave up a night of drinking for this. DREAM 15 better be everything I think it will.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Gave up? This is the perfect excuse for a night of drinking.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

You like to drink alone in front of your computer at four in the morning?

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

You ask that as if it’s strange…

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Drinking

mass amounts of Red Bull……I can hear my heart beating….is that bad?

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

it gets bad when your heart stops beating

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm good.

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

for now

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Jul 10, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

stop before you vibrate out of existanse

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Put some vodka in that Red Bull and you’ll be all set.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped reading after “You like to drink,” but yes.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always wonder how long i can drink for and how quickly it will kill me.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finishing the prelude out with episodes from the short lived "Late World with Zach Galifinakis"

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 2:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Watching the “Wayne Brady Show”

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Why?

:P

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insert Chapelle quote

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Aww shit it's Wayne Brady son!"

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

RIVERSIDE MUTHAFUCKA!

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

“How many squirrels gotta die, for you to look fly? Somebody get that coat some peanuts!”

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice seein ya? Nice seein ya? I KEEPS IT REAL!

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I might be fucked out of watching this card, apparently heat has killed my satelite

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, what won’t the Miami Heat do. Bastards.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

he he he

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

that shit is grossssssss

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

To bring this all back home…

Dave Chappelle, Bmore club style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfiIU5cCXLo

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

he can’t cum on all of us!

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am hoping Schiavello hands us another Night Crew bump, love that shit.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:46 AM EDT reply actions  

He always cracks me up.

USMC vet. MMA nut.
Sea-Town stay down!
Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jul 10, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have $250 worth of pudding.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:48 AM EDT reply actions  

found a ten in bottles

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

greatest show ever.

That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

by mistake4 on Jul 10, 2010 3:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

YES YES! London crew in the house!

by Simon Nicoll on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT reply actions  

South Cali up in this biznitch too.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under on 30 minutes before the first fight starts.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT reply actions  

over

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over

Only seven fights on the card, gotta stretch that shit out

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m betting 28 minutes.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are fights tonight?

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 10, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

hello? (throws a stone)

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT reply actions  

hello? (proceeds to get stoned)

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been sidetracked but now I’m in it to win it now. Just give me more than a minute.

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is the Impact show even being broadcast on PPV? I don’t see anything about where to view it.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s on PPV in Australia, no idea aboot anywhere else tho.

Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.

by Sam Cupitt on Jul 10, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

First one isn’t, second one will be an online PPV next weekend, with some fights from the first show.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Karo is going to lose, I want to see his fight live, too bad :(

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine doing this sober.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 2:53 AM EDT reply actions  

ill let you know what its like

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya

it sucks :|

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not.

Would you like a line of coke?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep!

That shit is boss!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine doing this in person, sober, all watching the same event.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to time a nap perfectly and wake up right before the first fight

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 2:56 AM EDT reply actions  

I got stuck in a cage at the pound for an hour

I just got back home.

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Save it for the intermission.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Fightlinker.com

by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

God

my life would be so much easier if Comcast had HDnet in my area

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 2:58 AM EDT reply actions  

ditto

with time warner

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

no NFLN or HDNet

Time Warner can eat a fat dick

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

so can Eazy E and Luke

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

They almost hired me last week. Note the ‘almost’ – co-signed

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Fightlinker.com

by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is zero hassle to find online

If one were inclined to partake is suck illegal viewing activities.

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

did Gegard ever resign with M-1?

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 2:58 AM EDT reply actions  

yes

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes he did....

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are right sorry I misread it. I’m still coming off a couple of nyquil

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

all good, Nyquil is one hell ofa drug

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is. I was just going to take a nap before DREAM then i got a movie invite.

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

GET READY TO DREAM!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:00 AM EDT reply actions  

WAR CRUSHER

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Dream DayBoo!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:01 AM EDT reply actions  

So Gegard is going to fight Jake O’Brien?

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh man he is gonna hump the bejesus out of Gegards leg.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is Gegard fighting O'Brien?

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep...

Hmm… My actual cable is about 20 – 30 seconds ahead of a online stream that I found…

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that text hard to read or is my stream high?

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 3:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I've got my 5 hour Energy Shot and about A-Liter-A-Cola

Lets Mutherfukers

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:05 AM EDT reply actions  

5 hour energy is a gift from god

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I drank one at work and it made me break out in hives and then i had to take benadryl thus defeating the purpose entirely

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell Yeah. Im drinking Raspberry Lemonade Crystal Light. Cant be fucked with.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

does that stuff work?

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yes

I live by these when I’m working.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those don't do much for me either...

Those small white powder donuts keep me awake!

oh and

Jim Beam Jalapeño sunflower seeds!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I go 11 – 14 hours with minimal breaks with boring ass lawyers sometimes. I swear down by these.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Literacola?

Do we have liter-a-cola?!

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

liter is French

for gimme some fuckin cola

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Aoki looks tiny compared to Crusher. Is he really 5’11"?

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL at Trigg saying Aoki is "one quick GoGoPlata away"

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT reply actions  

me too

All we seem to talk about with Aoki is his tears.

Strong men also cry.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm only crying 'cause of the adrenaline...

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn that was fast!

BE shout out

"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith

watchkalibrun.com

by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:07 AM EDT reply actions  

REMINDER

Just need to remind everyone that we can’t discuss or share links for illegal streams here. Sorry, house rules.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 3:08 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got me a nice glassful of purple drink. Should hold me over for the duration.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 3:08 AM EDT reply actions  

get your sizz on

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about huffing poo?

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

People do that? I thought I was experienced

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i heard kids in juvy around here were doing it

They deuce in bags and as it ferments it will get you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. intense high.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

How can you detox from that?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty Waffles

Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century

A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman’s chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't believe you guys fell for Jenkem

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saw a Bum attemtping to do this

ewwwwwww ever smelled a bucket full of piss and shit?

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back in our old house I stomped up my toilet pretty good and it stayed that way for about a week or two filled with #1 and #2. We eventually had to keep the window open and the door closed cause it was too hard to avoid the funk. Don’t remember getting high off it though, maybe next time.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is this South Africa? We got the money for the regular drugs over here sir.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

you get it from Jamarcus Russell?

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I also got jolly ranchers if anyone wants some.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear purple drink was a popular drink and it still is.

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle

by Fake Emcee on Jul 10, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN just found out about it

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I drank a bottle of Codeine cough medicine one night

…well more than once, but it give you a wicked buzz….

I felt like I was gliding / floating!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki in a “street fight” WTF?

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:09 AM EDT reply actions  

wow when do they fight?? these guys talk alot.

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

3 hours from now.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your joking right? the fights don’t start for 3hrs??

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's how they roll in Japan

No hurry. Yukkuri shiteitte ne.

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is how it usually goes

1. 30 minutes of intro.
2. Schiavello skeets himself
3. Outlandishly entertaining fights for a few hours
4. 6 hour intermission
5. few more hours of fights

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

“skeet skeet skeet”

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Theez guiz..

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Japan

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

these guys dont fight

they just talk

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

All this talk about “JZ” keeps making me look at the screen thinking the Big Pimpin video might come on.

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone reallly think jake o brian has a ice cubes chance in hell to wint his fight

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

No

honestly im a little worried because Jake is gonna have 20+ pounds on Gegard

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Due to his weight issues, Jake O’Brien will start the fight with a yellow card and 10% purse deduction.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Serious biz

His gas tank is going to be shit.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that depends

maybe he realized he wasnt gonna make weight and gave up early to try and save his tank.

20 pounds is way to high for someone to think they are on track at all

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

He dropped about 13 lbs in hours? No bueno amigo.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh ya. Forgot about that.

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s like .5% per pound.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know how much US $ tickets for Dream events go for?

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:13 AM EDT reply actions  

The monetary value of a hot dog at a Pirates game.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going to take a giant long 45 second horse piss, where I get fatigued and have to outstretch my arm and support myself with the wall.

Hopefully Trigg is done breaking things down by then.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT reply actions  

This is a shitload of comments for nothing happening yet.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Us insomniacs can post late into the hours with no shame.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what you are referring to

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you think this song is about you don’t you?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing that would make this card better is Paulo Filho and his face

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Why is Frank Trigg on my tv?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know...

He should be in the TV shouldn’t he?

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

2/10

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is in 2 out of 10 TV's?

I am just surprised that you were surprised to see Frank

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trigg tries to sell me on Mizuno and then abruptly predicts a Manhoef KO.

The fuck?

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Listening to this guy makes me want to play Crash Bandicoot

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:18 AM EDT reply actions  

smash those boxes and find those letters

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was. I remember that being like the first thing I got with my PSOne

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

also rayman one

platforming was dead after those games came out

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

why did they boo that ref lol

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT reply actions  

It's tradition

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck this, I’m watching MMA Live until this starts.

Kenny is going to get shit kicked by Maynard

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Even the boos are polite,

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoji sighting!

The prototype for Minowaman.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Mat Hume getting some love from the crowd.

Gotta respect that level of knowledge from the crowd.

by havomaster on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

And the Beat box starts us off

by Crosser on Jul 10, 2010 3:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Otaka Beard > Mazugatti's porn stashe.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 10, 2010 3:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Once again just as the card starts I'm ridiculously tired,

I should really think about taking a power nap before these damn DREAM events. OR they could always make them 3 hours earlier so I don’t have to stay awake until 7 in the morning!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:21 AM EDT reply actions  

same i got caught up watching old No-Gi Championships on youtube lol time to put on the coffee now though I suppose!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is insane

what are people doing in the arena while all this crap goes on?

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Sitting there silently

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Japanese

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice promo
japan is the shizzle

by Crosser on Jul 10, 2010 3:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yep

this is dope

"Players are gods, the stands are the pews, football is the new religion."

by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a wonderful world?!?!

Really DREAM? Really?

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT reply actions  

this is deff crushers night

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT reply actions  

i can see myself just fading in and out all night. which is fine

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT reply actions  

ah, this is clearly a language thing

i’d probably be loving this if i could understand it

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:25 AM EDT reply actions  

reportin in with a 6 pack of Flying Dog 20th anniversary Raging Bitch

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 3:25 AM EDT reply actions  

ehh

no Pearl Harbor bombing videos? No lound Japanese girl yelling raise your flag?

gay

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:26 AM EDT reply actions  

the screaming lady is american

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

talking about the last Dream intro video :P

"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan

by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why did Dream use a cage for like, one event, and then stop again?

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:26 AM EDT reply actions  

used it for 2 events and a cage is a gimmick for japan

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

trying to please PRIDE fan boys who still think the ring is better than the Cage

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s disappointing. Grappling and ropes don’t mix.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

aoki

would beg to differ

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by Nate Wilcox on Jul 10, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they make a big deal of bringing it out and then put it back in the shed

by blackzag05 on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screaming PRIDE lady!

Always is a win.

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by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I do love her so

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Met her at the first Washington Combat event.

She’s fucking cool. Really nice, funny, and charismatic. Plus, she’s screaming fucking PRIDE lady.

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by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

My inner Pride Fanboy would have forced me to dry hump her.

Just sayin’

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same, but you might be able to get away with it.

She’s actually pretty flirty, in that friendly don’t mean anything by it way.

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by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

VICTORY

My fucking HDnet was freezing for ten minutes at a time, but I gots that shit fixed and I’m ready to rumble. You guys making bad music recommendations to each other?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I only rec the winnebago man

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they fought in a white cage??

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

they have a couple times but they usually use the ring, which I personally prefer

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think its kew and all

but the Cage is superior in everysingle way

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the restarts every time someone gets tangled in the ropes. I like as little referee interaction as possible in fights.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

In ability for strikers to corner opponents via superior footwork?

Ring and cage are different. Neither is better.

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by pdl on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps

but more pros for the cage.

other then getting cornered there is no other pros.

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not true!

I like the cage better, but I like that Strikers can corner people in the ring!!

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by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do they decide flip a coin or something?

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

The white cage has only been done twice (I think)

Those were special events… Dunno how they decide.

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

DREAM does everything else so crazy,

I wish they would run through the cars starting with the main event and working towards the undercard, that would give me a lot more sleepy-time :( and it IS technically my birthday now so lets hope they somehow know that and hook me up!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

ugh, you know what

nostalgia is great and everything

and its cool to have different orgs doing different things…. differently…

but quite frankly… gegard is being wasted

i feel like the whole mma game will have evolved by the time he gets his next fight

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions  

DREAM really should get Wakamoto Norio to do the Japanese announcing

He’s like the Japanese male version of Lenne Hardt; it would make for an epic team.

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by CasualMMAFan on Jul 10, 2010 3:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Training with the Diaz brothers

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha good call, i totally forgot about that.

by LBo on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Starting with Nakamura..

Great card

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by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone having a Wanderlei vs. Nakamura flashback?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Dana is that you?

I recognized your smile

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Now is a perfect time to remove my gi!"

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just tuned in and I missed the opening. Please tell me it didn’t rock.

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 AM EDT reply actions  

It didn't

Not as good as past events

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I almost never let myself enjoy them, because of how they pace these things out.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amoussou by murder.

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate that I must root against all that is M-1

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions  

You know Amasssaououasoausaosuo is gonna wreck shop

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Just said the same thing to my brother— that under ordinary circumstances, I’d like this guy a lot.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nakamura doesn't get nearly the respect he deserves.

Still hope Amoussou destroys him.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions  

my nipples are always hard

birth defect

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

She is rolling the shit out of those r’s tonight

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m Lebanese and it even annoys me.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol its fucking awesome!

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit… 11 syllables in Nakamura, huh?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions  

okay, my problem with all this over production is...

if there is a bad fight after all of this… it just feels like a huge fuck you.

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Dream doesn't do boring fights

Everything on the line or Seppuku

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

just because I had a flash back of that Senator telling the BP rep that he should commit Seppuku

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is why I normally DVR this shit.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amasassouuuuu first round tko

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Gawd dayum

That’s a staredown

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

That was pretty Wandy of Karl.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how he went to touch gloves after that

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rut roh..

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by MSEMCEE on Jul 10, 2010 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Nakamura
Omigawa
O’Brien
Ishida
Kikuno
Manhoef
Aoki

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Same here. Nakamura looking better than he has in awhile

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

nakamura dominating

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Do that shit, Nakamura – let M-1 suffer more

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Amoussou’s head looks like a Shar Pei

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amoussou
Omigawa
Mousasi
Ishida
Kikuno
Manhoef
Aoki

Still not overly confident with the Aoki pick but I don’t care I’m just excited for that fight! although I do hope he pulls it off I’m an Aoki fanboy and proud to admit it

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:46 AM EDT reply actions  

lol definitely rethinking it now but I think he’s gonna catch him early in the 2nd and get the TKO

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nakamura is Rampage and Amoussouasous is Chuck in their first fight.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like Amoussou is getting exposed

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

10 minute rounds are a real bitch for people who can’t scramble well…

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Nakamura so far

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

wha?

yellow card?

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

that seemed weird

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

This is why we don’t want US refs to be able to deduct pay, folks.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:49 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

agreed

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind seeing some sort of yellow card system in North American MMA but instead of purse deductions have a point taken from the fighter after receiving 2 or 3 cards

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

That’ll destroy the ground game and I’m not interested in bad kickboxing.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it would just make people more active on the ground if anything, it’s not going to cause wrestlers to forgo the takedowns and choose to stand, it’ll just make them work more while they’re on the ground IMO

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by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like them at all, personally

I don’t mind a well paced wrestling/BJJ contest, but I can understand why other people do.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong I was a grappling fan even before discovering MMA (saw Wandy/Saku 1 when I was 12 and was hooked ever since) and it’s still my favourite aspect of the game but I just can’t stand lay n pray it really bothers me

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by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand that one at all...

What did Karl do? Nak was holding him down.

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Fitch would never get paid if US refs had yellow cards. That’s right I went there.

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by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

he would go into debt after the 2nd round

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i lol'd

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf why did he get the yellow card? he was on the bottom

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Japan

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really under stand wouldn’t the guy on top get the yellow card for stalling?? not much u can do if ur on the bottom?

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

you could try to get up or sweep

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Closed guard, little attempt to stand up.

He was stalling for a stand-up; he got it, but he lost money too.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear that Matt Hume is a judge?

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are they still showing random Yakuza members in the stands?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ “Arlovski himself”

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate MMA in a ring.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Unless you’re in the audience

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

whatever happen to iminari ? i think thats how you spell it the leg lock expert ?

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Last I heard he fought in DEEP in April, I think he armbarred Terada IIRC

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Less weight behind them than Kate Hudson”
haha The Voice never ceases to crack me up

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by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:54 AM EDT reply actions  

This is not going the way I thought it would…

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:55 AM EDT reply actions  

haha what was that yellow card for, are tehy cutting back on expenses?

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:55 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL I think you're on to something

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol ok...

now i’m seriously confused

by ruckus on Jul 10, 2010 3:55 AM EDT reply actions  

nice combo to takedown

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

ya Nakamura loked really good

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

This ref is trying to save dream money

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Well

Nakamura is back in the win column.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Karl got beat up and robbed

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want to take a giant shit in the middle of the dream 15 ring right now

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Don’t do it, judges.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

M-1 what?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s the sweetest part here

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jorge Rivera is not impressed!

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Things not going their way.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus the ufc signing one of their best prospects

bad day for M1

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by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

that awesome dude

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by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem

Just awesome?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

apologies, awesomely awesome

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by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Nakamura caught him flush a few times…

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Well played sir

Rec’d

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every day.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very underwhelmed by Karl in this one, so much for M-1 having something to fall back on when Fedor retires lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice Judge Reinhold reference by The Voice

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

The Judge laying the smack down

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Phoebe Cates....

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn she used to be the hotness… Stephanie Swift is a decent porn version of her.

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I worked with her years ago.

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cates or Swift?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Swift. She used the name Melanie

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stephanie Swift is ugly.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s definitely taken a few too many bukkake shots but I thought she was the tits back in the late 90s

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of ugly people are nice.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

and academy award winners

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw her a few years ago and she still looked good

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd still tag it

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

id smash and just think about drop dead fred, great movie

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

50% pay deduction wow thats fucked up

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I miss Guy Mezger commentating on Japanese MMA

He was so deliciously vindictive.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

?can someone explain that yellow card? he was tossing all kinds of shots, and he loses money…?

by cr0wat on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

ya I’m confused too

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

No problem

He’s not Japanese.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi, Fedor and Amoususou and Kyril all lost, M1 is pretty much fucked.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Time for Aleks to crawl out of the shadows

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ken looks positively psychotic

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions  

his neck is fucked up weird ass veins and shit all over

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Rockzo

He does cocaine

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow wtf father time has first rd koed ken…

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Ken looks like a really angry bird.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Schiavello keeps pronouncing debut "day-boo" and it's killing me.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions  

MY MA-TOOR SHED-YOU-ALL

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

my mature schedule but this thing hates brackets

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we bash Ken Shamrock?

He’s barely a fighter at this point.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

this is one of M-1’s most touted prospects. No wonder Strikeforce did not want these guys on their cards.

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Karl is signed with Strikeforce and already fought Prangley

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why are they still promoting Overeem on this card? How is that even allowed?

by Tats16 on Jul 10, 2010 4:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Dream doesn't give a fuck about what's allowed

This is a translation of their legal policy “Fuck you, fuck your music copyrights, fuck your couch, and fuck your contract.”

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what what a gay haircut

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 4:02 AM EDT reply actions  

so that yellow card? my friend and i still can’t believe that happened

by cr0wat on Jul 10, 2010 4:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Amoussou was stalling for a stand-up.

Yellow cards are given to people who stall.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

When all you do off your back is keep your guard closed your stalling. Thus the yellow card.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

this fight is going to be great

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Y’all know what time Impact FC starts?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I really enjoyed the live action version/s.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coffee coffee coffee

Aw I do enjoy me some early morning JMMA

by Superstitiousmma on Jul 10, 2010 4:04 AM EDT reply actions  

What time is it where you live?

I am just brewing some 3:00 am coffee

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I made some 2:30 coffee.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wonderful music choice. ugh

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Coldplay????

War Taiki.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This song is sooo fucked out.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know how anyone could get hyped to Coldplay.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 4:06 AM EDT reply actions  

might as well have come out to cher

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be so much better

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Believe by cher always gets me pumped!

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll stab a motherfucker in the neck with a butter knife if Believe by Cher comes on in the club.

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know i know. If i could turn back time……….

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cher was attractive

Back when she was still a woman

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

forgot how bad Ishida’s ears are

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT reply actions  

are those pat quinn nose apparatasus(sp?) legal in mma?

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I got Ishida via wrasslin’.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 4:09 AM EDT reply actions  

NO OIL SPILL JOKES

Too soon, Michael.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:09 AM EDT reply actions  

he cuttin us deep

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

*sheds a tear*

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

First Deo pic I’ve had to hide. :(

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Smother him like a BP oil spill” stay classy

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Arm triangle setup

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Brock Triangle

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

did Schaviello just say smother him like the BP oil spill?

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:10 AM EDT reply actions  

That was eight kinds of sick.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT reply actions  

damn what an escape

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweet escape

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT reply actions  

wheres that cat gif with the cat that has awesome jits and escapes the sneaky attack from the other cat

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

o my bad, im glad you knew what gif i meant haha, i feel less crazy after typing that sentence.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha no problem

It’s one of my all time faves.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

schiavello just scharted during that armbar

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Taiki has a tight lockdown.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:15 AM EDT reply actions  

god

Japanese MMA is brutal in the eastcoast time zone. need another 5 hour energy

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Trigg forgetting Melvin v. Lawler

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I think that guy shaves his legs. Taiki…

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:16 AM EDT reply actions  

brock shaves his legs

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Correction:

I shave Brock’s legs.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Taiki’s doing a good job of defending… But that won’t win it.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Ishida is wrasslin the shit out of Taiki

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:17 AM EDT reply actions  

get smart?!?!?!? The Voice dating himself

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah they did

 he said “an episode” though

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was around this morning, just wanted to concentrate on the fights more than chat.

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by Leland Roling on Jul 10, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

HELLZ YEAH SHOUT OUT

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT reply actions  

BE shout out again

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT reply actions  

schiavello should get an account here so he can make posts he’d be an awesome writer i bet

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT reply actions  

The Voice loves BE =)

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Mad retarded bomb shit props to Leland!

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:20 AM EDT reply actions  

man you know I give you the mad, phat, domb, retarted ass props guys.

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

passes joint

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by DamnSevern on Jul 10, 2010 4:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Ishida is quickly making me a fan.

That side mount → cross side armbar → escape sequence was damn exciting.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 4:20 AM EDT reply actions  

dammit i was up getting a drink how did he shout out BE?

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:20 AM EDT reply actions  

He mentioned you by name. Fine time to get thirsty

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh is that it? well I’m not too star-struck I’ll wait until Rogan shouts me out on a PPV til I’m really impressed

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

just said that the BE night crew is always doing a good job over there

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol ya I figured it was something like that

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ichida ever train at any american camps? his wrestling seems very joe stevenson level

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:21 AM EDT reply actions  

nope

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

thought I saw one too when he had him in the corner

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a twister setup.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:22 AM EDT reply actions  

the voice is so entertaining

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:22 AM EDT reply actions  

if only ichida could free his leg for a body triangle

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Sup Night Crew

Been spending more time watching than posting until now, just wanted to holla…. Don Julio shots FTW!

by Polyhedron on Jul 10, 2010 4:23 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Yummy, busted cauliflower.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 4:23 AM EDT reply actions  

nice

ear exploded

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I guess that ear had to get drained somehow

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 4:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie

Ishida’s ears are gnarly

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Said Cauliflower Ear

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:24 AM EDT reply actions  

For fucks sake, who is that?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ishida

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nasty

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lot of wrasslin tonight

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Good sign for Kawajiri?

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

I’m rooting for Crusher (even though I also like Aoki more than most).

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bad sign for Mousasi?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quite possibly.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that pissed him off

DJ was just trying to fuck his ear up worse

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:25 AM EDT reply actions  

hes literally going for ear punches

by eddyg on Jul 10, 2010 4:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Great grappling by Ishida.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:26 AM EDT reply actions  

So, for anyone that is following (and loathing) this whole Heat business, here's something to engage your gag reflex
Introduced as the “Three Kings,” they weren’t short on confidence as LeBron said he felt they could win more than seven NBA titles, and that winning was “going to be easy.” Dwyane Wade went on to call the trio “arguably the best trio that ever played the game of basketball.” Somewhere Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, and James Worthy just had a nice laugh.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Injury karma is going to be a bitch

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya good for them on having three very strong top players, but wheres the rest of their team?

They still don’t have the talent to take the Lakers next season I see Kobe and Jackson getting another 3peat, maybe 2 or 3 years and Miami will have built up to a #1 team

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I said the same thing

…and they need a point very badly, but they’re getting Miller and the newly revealed sign and trade status of Lebron has freed up enough money to keep Haslem in house. But they’re going to have to outscore teams and that’s risky stuff. I hope they crash and burn.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

What happens when Wade and James both want the ball to go through them every play.

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

And both turn it over when they get the chance

Plus, Miller needs the ball in his hands to be successful, too. It seems like they have no care for chemistry.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

James and Wade are very unselfish...

…and I don’t think Bosh wants it every time

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could see Lebron averaging 10+ assists next season

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

why do they need a PG?

as long as they have someone who can bring the ball up without tripping over themselves it should be fine. what they really need is a center that does all the dirty work.

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Yeah, fuck point guards.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

lebron might be the point from what I was reading earlier

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

That would not be good.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Lebron James.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

GO HEAT!

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

If they win 7 titles

they will be the greatest trio ever

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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about...

Winning a game first?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling they will win a game or 2

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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's fine

But they should be doing that before comparing themselves to all time great trios. It’s ridiculous stuff.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

greatest trio ever is pistol pete, wilt chamberlain and bill russell

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless you mean people who actually all played together haha, those are my 3 fav all time

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

their trio is a lot closer in age.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Taiki lost the fight against Ishida

But he won the fight against Ishida’s ear.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:28 AM EDT reply actions  

If Ishida could hear you say that……..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Night creeeeewwwwww! What’d I miss? too many damn comments to scroll through.

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by Kneeeeee on Jul 10, 2010 4:29 AM EDT reply actions  

you missed like… everything, man.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope one day the UFC puts in contracts to make people wear head gear while training to reduce concussions as well as cauliflower ear just to reduce the chance of things that can ruin a fight.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe just ear guards? Head gear doesn’t reduce concussions… It just fucks up your face less..

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay so my nap lasted longer than you and your manipulations

But that was a pretty solid last fight.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:30 AM EDT reply actions  

HORRIBLE MASH-UP

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Disagreed. I like it.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

HATED IT!

(say it with your In Living Color voice on)

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone know anything about Young Sam Jung other than his record?

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Not sure how accurate his 0-2 record is on Sherdog. I think a lot of Korean fighters are missing fights.

Other than that, no.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uhh… He’s 0-2? Cannnn….

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drop It Like Its Hot while Omigawa was tossing training partners made me lol.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 4:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Needs some J. MaXwell Powers

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Perhaps the saddest casualty of the Sengoku shake-up.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nine inch nails? This is weird stuff.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:34 AM EDT reply actions  

NIN

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Lost Highway soundtrack the good old days

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched that last weekend. Have two copies of that soundtrack for some reason, but yeah, it was a good one.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it was

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet movie

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

@SchiavelloVOICE
Omigawa is one ugly fucker but a great fighter

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, cause Mikey’s fucking gorgeous

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of this dude http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4252540160/nm0216700 from pure pwnage and a mini commercial

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is

He’s like a Kiwi Rick Ross

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is Young part of his name? Or is it like Lil Wayne?

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:37 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Its understood he do it for the hood.

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is his brother Chan Sung?

That Jung family can take a shot.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

if Omigawa doesnt win i dont even know what to say

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow good recovery!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Some guys really love that mounted guillotine…

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:39 AM EDT reply actions  

it would seem so now wouldn’t it lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

…mounted better than giving up position tho…

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, rooting for the upset

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking ref

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone rocking Condom Depot or Extenze on the shorts??? I cant read that shit

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOW

fuckin cards man

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT reply actions  

There goes part of his 50 bucks

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT reply actions  

another yellow card? I dont get it

by cr0wat on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT reply actions  

he works for FIFA

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t handle it! He pulled guard!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I really hope the UFC never adopts yellow cards, yet another way to punish fighters for things outside of the ring.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:44 AM EDT reply actions  

do they only give yellow cards to fighters that are not from japan??

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 4:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Explanation for the yellow cards:

DREAM is broke, d00dz..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:45 AM EDT reply actions  

“Broke” kind of indicates it was once functional and can be fixed

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much..

Sasahara has asked the refs to do him a solid..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

this organization is fucked

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:45 AM EDT reply actions  

And he's Korean

They might just dump him out in the street.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are what you eat?

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Intermission next?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Guess not

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

they better not have an intermission for a 7 fight card

by Devil Beest on Jul 10, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

DREAM: A derivative of shit

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT reply actions  

O’Brien is going to get so many yellow cards

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah true, i just think they are gonna fuck with o brien because he didnt make weight and made them look bad

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi has a wayy active guard. No way he gets a yellow card. He’s always going for upkicks and punching off his back.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh how dare you!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:46 AM EDT reply actions  

So he was telling them to eat shit?

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Something Kawajiri should have done 4 years ago.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disappointed so far. Pretty pedestrian stuff.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Manhoef is next

Someone is getting KTFO’d

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

the production is turrible

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking fights

But yeah, the production is not so great.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought all three fights were pretty good so far.

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me sad

I used to get so hype for these late night Japanese cards and I was hoping this card would be a return to glory. Come on Manhoef…..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

what is this mizuno guy thinking, he is gonna get fucked up again

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey, remember this guy that Cro Cop beat the shit out of?

We’re putting him in there with another K-1 striker LOLOLOLOL.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 4:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope Manhoef brings the exact same leg kicks he did against Lawlyer, because Mizuno is not going to take them very well.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh man am I gonna watch a snuff live?

I don’t know how comfortable I am watching Manhoef murder someone…

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 4:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhh

That was the match that made me stop enjoying Saku getting his ass whipped.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

criminal was that match up

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frank just play with The Voices manboobs

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:52 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL I forgot about this shit!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t they have done this backstage?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s their usual schtick. He yells at Melvin, Melvin does the Melvin Dance.

At least they don’t use the leash anymore. That was weird.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Studded collar and all.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Petruzelli bought it on Ebay.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin is a badass motherfucker

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn Schiavello is nuts.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I can't watch....

So I am just hear to comment after the fact

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 4:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnd

I lied

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin is a showman.

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Did Tony just talk about Manhoef climaxing?

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by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

minus points for the terrible eminem song

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

So yea

Manhoef is the scariest damn man in MMA. Christ.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

BROCKLESNAR is disturbed by your lack of faith.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin probably gets this excited about a roller coaster ride if his coach gets him worked up.

“WE GOING IN LOOPS”

WE GOING IN LOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll be honest

If I was in the ring waiting to fight Melvin I would have shit myself by now

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I shit myself, and I’m thousands of miles away.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who is

..that guy screaming on Manhoef before each of his fights ?

by bawzz on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Mike Passenier, the Mike in Mike’s Gym

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like his Collar I wonder if that helps him get out of chokes

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

He's that pumped coming out to...Eminem?

Also, chill with the synonyms for rape Schiavello, Christ.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

haha ya all the talk of molestation was weirding me out too

and Eminem has some amazing pump up tunes step your game up son

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Daniel Day-Lewis used Eminem to psyche himself for Gangs of New York.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 10, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why did Manhoef walk in first?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

This poor fool

ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.

by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Manhoef is jacked up

BTW: Anyone have an opinion on the new Eminem album? I haven’t liked him since 2000 but people have been saying this album is better than anything he’s put out in 10 years

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

It sucks

like the last bunch

ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.

by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

those people are lying to you

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not surprised

Dude needs to start doing massive amounts of coke and ecstasy again

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a huge fan of his but it’s much better than the last one.

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is his best album in ages.

aboout 85% of polled listeners gave it a 4 or 5 out of 5

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve listened to it all week… and I’d given up on him long before that mess of a cd that Relapse was.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had it about a month ago...

I listened to it on repeat for about 2 weeks.

I thought his last two albums were crap, but this one is great IMO

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melost?

Someone is taking commentary tips for rogan

Love crazy pride lady

by chunkyass on Jul 10, 2010 4:56 AM EDT reply actions  

PUNCH HIS FACE!!

…..sorry.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Manhoef brings the thunder

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

KICK HIS LEGS!!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Good sprawl!

Atta boy Melvin..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Mizuno’s fucked.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT reply actions  

VIOLENCE!!!!

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Where the fuck is Leland for these cards?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll be in a cocoon made of his own semen if Melvin wins

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

watch the armbar Melvin keep your composure!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Um, get the fuck up.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 4:59 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This guy is gonna be okay

He owns an athletic clothing line.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT reply actions  

what weight class is this 185??

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT reply actions  

LHW

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin is at 198 for this fight Mizuno is 203

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

He got him down!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Melvin on his back? I sense yellow cards in his near future

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

This is embarassing for Manhoef.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Ref

Yellow card this

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Melvin you dumb BASTID

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:03 AM EDT reply actions  

At least he’s not a fargin’ icehole

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit!

Brutal knee

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT reply actions  

can u do that? knee them in the face on the ground?

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT reply actions  

In Japan

YES

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup. not to the back of the head tho, but the ref didn’t seem to see that one

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

SMASH HIM

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Saved by the pad.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Hiding under the turnbuckle = The Melvin

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF was Melvin just talking to the ref while getting punched in the face?!?!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

thats a ring post teabagging

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by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Weaksauce.

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions  

hahaha melvin retire plz

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Again

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

The Melvin bandwagon just came to a screeching halt. That was humiliating stuff.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

he still fun to watch

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well being exciting is being compelling IMO

And Manhoef isn’t compelling unless he’s fighting someone with either zero wrestling or someone who will indulge him on the feet…so yea he’s exciting as a striker but not as a mixed martial artist.

by David Castillo on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two pieces of advice for Manhoef

Learn a little ground game and don’t fight guys that outweigh him by 15 lb who will try to take him down

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been trying to learn the ground game and it’s just too late in the game for him. His sprawl was money, but he fatigues after busting his wad.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

His competition might not have been stellar tonight but trying to push around that extra 20 lbs is going take a lot out of you. He’s got to stick with fighters his size.

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I’m over trying to gauge his weight class or what have you. Guy is fighting in DREAM. Would it suit him? Sure. But I’m not really looking for him to contend, or even broach top 25, at this point.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

el oh el

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn Melvin...

Someone put Leland on suicide watch

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking alternate universe

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Leland Rolling

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF happened to Manhoef? He used to the shit. Now he’s getting rocked by Mizuno?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:07 AM EDT reply actions  

There's always kickboxing...

I don’t think I’m going to make it through to the intermission

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 5:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Amoussou and Manhoef

were both supposed to commit murder and failed miserably.

Japan is doing it big today!!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:07 AM EDT reply actions  

That guy

took some SERIOUS punches….

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 5:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Manhoef sprawled the first TD and was looking great at the beginning but then halfway through he almost seized up like Carwin. He looked wimpy.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Robbie Lawler ruined Melvin. His chin hasn’t been the same since.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 5:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it was the Remy flying knee in 08

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of when Manhoef lost to Keijiro Maeda and everyone went apeshit.

I just have a feeling Manhoef should just put the gloves up, he’s got heart and can fight but damn, his defence is really bad.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Like really bad

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

He may as well keep fighting

No one expects Melvin to contend for a title, but his fights are always fun. You just expect more in a fight like this.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:10 AM EDT reply actions  

they could not have found a more god awful picture of jake obrien

I would rather have a baby picture of me taking a bath in the sink on the screen for my pre fight pic than that thing

I'm better than you. Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 10, 2010 5:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, you did have an unusually large penis for a baby, so I don’t think that’s commensurate.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

GEEEGARRRRDDDDDDD MOOUUUUUSAAAAASSIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Picture Jake O'Brien winning.

Best. Title. Fight. Ever.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 5:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn what if Mousasi gets beat… How lame would the LHW tourney was Mizuno vs O’brien.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:12 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s a pretty useless tournament.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 5:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jake O’Brien won the Art Ross this year.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gotta rec Sedin

Great player and a gentleman

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha I was just thinkin that he looked a lot like Henrik, long-lost Sedin brother I think?

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coming out to Pac

I’m rooting for Jake O’ Brien now.

by MickDawg on Jul 10, 2010 5:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Smooth jamz, Jake..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:14 AM EDT reply actions  

This was the cut back in the day. Great video too…

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

was about to type this

he doesn’t really seem like he listens to 2pac ever

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ricco is a good guy to have in your corner.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Schiavello and Trigg have the worst chemistry of any on air announcing team.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I blame Trigg

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he’s a megadouche. I wish Schivello would get Bas to do the broadcasts but japan is too far.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

and yet I prefer them over strikeforce commentary

by chunkyass on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trigg is actively annoyed by Schiavello. Which is mostly understandable.

by David Castillo on Jul 10, 2010 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just go with the flow. Damn.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's hilarious

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Jake “The Blanket” O’Brien wins I’ll cry. Tears + Jack and Coke = Not Good

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:16 AM EDT reply actions  

You wont remember the tears but when you wake up, you’ll taste that awful jack and coke.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m fresh out of Knob but Jack is a serviceable replacement

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jack and Seven Up is delicious though!

Tears + Jack and Coke + Fights = losing friends… :S

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

OONCEOONCEOONCEOONCEOONCEOONCE

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT reply actions  

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

That picture alone could give someone a seizure.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back from the bar. My buddy had a show. Let’s do this. Anything important I miss? Saw Melvin lose on the ground, again….

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi better win via devastating KO.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:18 AM EDT reply actions  

can you just lay on someone for 15 minutes in japan and still win or would they yellow card the shit out of you?

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 5:18 AM EDT reply actions  

if the guy on bottom throws up subs and is active off his back he could win the fight even when being layed on for 15mins

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

are those tribal lightning bolts?

Can Jake Obrien get a yellow card for terrible tattoos?

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Everything about this match is wrong.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:19 AM EDT reply actions  

This already looks stupid.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow who would have ever expected an immediate shot from O’Brien I thought he would want to stand and bang for sure…Not.

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Buy-bye.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I meant “buh-bye”, but that somehow worked.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

...wow

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

What just happened?!?!

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

ya all three of the guys who bet on him must be pissed right now

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Shiiiiitt!! well that didn’t take long now did it?

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions  

PROTECT YA GOD DAMN NECK SON

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d to hell. Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

M.E.T.H.O.D. Man

Is still my favorite live show ever!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greened it

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

but i got it SON!!
 

P.S. Yall cant see it , but i am totally throwing up the Wu- tang W with my hands right now.

by Gi_choke on Jul 10, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone unrec'd. LOL

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

“hey jake get subbed in the first or else we wont put you in the fight”

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:21 AM EDT reply actions  

God I hope not..

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

To me it was just too easy, no replay shown, just garbage.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way that was a work,

you’re giving O’Brien too much credit

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

You could tell how excited and proud Mousasi was by the way he just wouldnt shut up on the mic and Dream just replayed his victory over and over and couldnt stop talking about it.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

cuz gehgard is known for his colorful personality

by chunkyass on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

0 replays of a victory in a 205 lbs tournament after one of the most if not the most well known fighter in the tournament wins?

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

look closely

there’s a second shooter in that grassly knole

by chunkyass on Jul 10, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Voice is going off lol

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I bitched out

Rumble for coming in 7 pounds overweight. Jake coming in 21 pounds over is just terrible.

by chunkyass on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kikuno and his creepy smile from hell! i actually lol’d

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:22 AM EDT reply actions  

“This is not the organization you are looking for.”

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

cue Jedi Mind Trick gif (i’m looking you’re way Deo Wade)

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh what? Aren’t they fighting UFC?

by MickDawg on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think Dream gives out bonuses like the UFC does

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know..

I was just being sarcastic.

Dream won’t even pay their fighters like Overeem, let alone giving out bonuses.

by MickDawg on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

People fight UFC at the bar all the time BRO.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi gets a cheap ass trophy for his troubles.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kikuno vs JZ gonna be FoTN

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope so. I’m getting sleeeeeeepy.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kikuno gonna liver kick JZ and release all the jack&coke Beckers been drinking.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:23 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

War Kikuno

I demand epic liver kicks!

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Good to see Mousasi handing out some quick choke action.

Hoping for a Kikuno win now…

by Superstitiousmma on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Yay intermission… goin to the store

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:24 AM EDT reply actions  

pretty sure the Voice just came, thats some crazy Minowa-love he’s got going on

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Jake O'Brien

did not look ready to fight and got caught as such. I think Gegard vs. a new hyped Japanese opponent will do well.

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 5:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Dream vs Strikeforce, King Mo vs Mousasi rematch in Japan coming up in our future

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

How much longer can Saku go?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT reply actions  

8-10 minutes.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

as long as he wants

Pretty sure he wants to die in the ring

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by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haz he dead??

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

JZ=one of the most overhyped fighters in the world

Sorry, but it’s so true.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't disagree

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jake O Brien gets paid in full for getting subbed before getting a yellow

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Pre-game?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to see that Mousasi submission again, standing guillotine, haha.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I rewound it a few times

It didn’t look that tight. Jake quit.

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

work imo, he missed weight.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shades of Cro Cop-Randleman II?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

same but i cant see jake tapping to a standing guillotine without any reaction at all and i cant see mousasi being so comfortable with a standing guillotine against a wrestler standing straight up, o brien could have done something but he just tapped.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t mean it was necessarily a work though, O’Brien could have just quit

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He went for a take down and pushed him against the fence and just waited to get choked.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Replay should be on the way.

Ref was blocking half of the set up. Mousasi is pulling, but it doen’t look that tight.

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy folks

Just got home, and decided to hop on BE to do some rare night crew posting. What’d I miss?

by DuRuffio on Jul 10, 2010 5:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Jake O'Brien gutting out a tough decision win

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Omigawa getting KTFO by an 0-2 Korean fighter

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minowaman coming out of the stands to fight 3 HW's at once

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Triple ankle-lock.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fedor, Lesnar and Overeem never stood a chance… Didn’t even see the crazy bastard coming.

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I get it...

Because the kid’s shades are on upside down!!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I love you guys.

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by andrew861 on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gegard Mousasi def. Jake O’Brien via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 0:31
Tatsuya Mizuno def. Melvin Manhoef via submission (kimura) R1, 7:38
Michihiro Omigawa def. Young Sam Jung via submission (guillotine choke) R1, 7:31
Mitsuhiro Ishida def. Daiki “DJ.taiki” Hata via unanimous decision
Kazuhiro Nakamura def. Karl Amoussou via unanimous decision

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Schiavello would be the worst person to be around when hungover.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 5:31 AM EDT reply actions  

HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE LET ME PUT SOME ZAROMSKIS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bah, that's just annoying

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

the big kebosh?

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great sig quote.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

or a crack party

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jack and Coke? :)

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure!

You can bring him too!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Jim?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Slutinas! ftw

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome! I'll tell him he's invited

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

still they dont show a replay of o brien mousasi hmmmm

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:34 AM EDT reply actions  

This video should be renamed to “So you’re a wrestler and you want to get strangled.”

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

From Tony...
Good lord. There are only two fights left and it’s only 6:24 PM, here in Japan.

This has got to be a record for major MMA here in Japan. I’m so stoked that I might be able to arrive home in time for a normal dinner.

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Dream-15Impact-FC-Live-Chat-amp-Play-by-Play-3-am-ET-25560

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 5:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like I'll be able to go to sleep before 8

Awesome.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kawajiri's gonna be the man

You heard it here first

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:38 AM EDT reply actions  

CRUSHERRRRRRR

I still want that damn t-shirt, but I can only find it overseas..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm copping one when I go in October.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m supposed to be in Thailand in November, but that doesn’t help me. :(

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stay away from the Lady boys

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

gives a whole new meaning to Bangkok

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

But how will I know????

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

5 O'Clock Shadow, Massive hands, 3rd leg, etc...

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thai d00dz have massive hands and facial hair?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was watching Dhani Tackles the Globe

And they were as tall as an NFL Linebacker.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

That shirt is awsome

cannot find it in large any where though

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can find it in other sizes?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ebay

:P

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Srsly?

I usually avoid that place.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the pruple one on there

butno idea if it’s legit or not

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m only yielding copies of Wicked City when I search Kawajiri and none of the other obvious search terms yield anything.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

:(

hmm i havnt searched recently.

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya I cant find it anymore either

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer

Let me know if you come across them at any point.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya sure thing

the bad thing is that there are a lot of knock offs on Ebay. ordered a shirt, and when it came in the mail is was just a plain black shirt with one of those iron on graphics :| major buzz kill

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Now you know why I hate eBay— or one of the reasons.

Also— have you noticed that legit brands are totally phoning it in on their quality? I used to love Obey gear— now their shirts fit like shit and they have those giant uni-graphics instead of screen prints, that last like four washes. Pretty bush league shit..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i bought kawajiri's shirt he had available on Sherdog

it’s funny, the shirt he offers to American fans has all Japanese writing, and the ones he offers to Japanese fans have the Übercool Crusher logo thing.

by Polyhedron on Jul 10, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's not the one

I’m looking for the Purple Crusher shirt.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michael you liar! I never once said Kawajiri was gonna be the man!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:38 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG I made it....

I am so drunk right now but i am so glad to be able to catch at least a few fights…Hope everyone has had a good night/morning so far.

by pRoXiMo on Jul 10, 2010 5:38 AM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck why they replaying the fights how long is this intermission?

by Call-me-TBA on Jul 10, 2010 5:41 AM EDT reply actions  

every time Aoki fights i cross my fingers and hope for another Locoplata

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Need the Invisible Collar first.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

well if he gets the invisible collar that means it’s double-armbar time! wooooohhhhhh! double armbar! wooooooooo!!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

aka the sorcerer haha had a brain fart there

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh 10th planet ftw

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo’s ridiculous names for every position remind me of that commercial for the ultimate door with Couture.

“DA MASHEEN! DA WARRIOR! DA BEEST!”

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 5:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the names get annoying thats for sure. But his shit is legit.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Manhoef definitely tapped the first time

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:43 AM EDT reply actions  

“watch the guillotine”
ok i will stay on my knees and wait til he sinks it in

LOL!! IM SRY!! I MADE MISTAKE

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT reply actions  

So any of you guys collect Silly Bandz?

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck off with that

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you don't?

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

my little cousin has over 100 on each arm, and she matches them with her outfits -_-

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's crazy...little kids love them so much

And lifeguards near me.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rubber bands that have been marked up 700% because they have predetermined shapes.

I’m convinced the entire thing is one big social experiment to prove that you can make people do anything as long as you convince them that everyone is doing it/it’ll make them popular.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn

by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

And were back.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm fading faster than some kind of Kimbo/Carwin hybrid

I hope i can make it through these last 2 fights.

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 5:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Were you a participant on TUF Heavyweights?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is Uno doing...

I was eating at Panda Express next to him after UFC 114 in Vegas lol

by Polyhedron on Jul 10, 2010 5:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Uno comes out to Nirvana! Fantastic!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn I wish Uno fared better in the UFC..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Uno should go to Feather Weight

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:50 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s what he’s about to announce.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 5:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done. +1

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

CAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 5:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank God

Uno is dropping to 145.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru

by Dr. Octagon on Jul 10, 2010 5:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Aww poor guy. I’ll be rooting for him.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Because of the drop? They don’t have a lot else in common.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I wish he would have done that when he was in the US.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah he’d do well in the WEC I bet.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’d be great for the division. WEC can use all of the “names” it can get.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

And now.. WAR KIKUNO!

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t think it’s much of an upset. What is with all of the JZ love? Guy has the tools, but hasn’t done shit in years.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hope?

That he can go back to being the fighter he was before his string of injuries. We’ll see

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I don’t hate the guy— he just gets SO much unwarranted praise that he exacerbate the impression that non-Zuffa fighters get sympathies that Zuffa guys aren’t afforded. He’s seriously in Tito territory and people talk about him like he’s about to fight Gil for the strap with a win over Kikuno.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with it.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

All the liver damage of drinking heavily for 20 years

Minus the fun that comes with it.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cue the Evil Grinn.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT reply actions  

The birds are already chirping here and there’s still two fights left. I don’t know how you guys do this. Those of you around my time zone anyways.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 5:53 AM EDT reply actions  

6 am here

5 hour energy sooooonnnnnnnn

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess my 32 hour old buffalo wild wings food, and blue moon beers are not the solution.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

ehh the vomiting should keep you up

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It gets way worse than this at times. This shit might be over before six.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

6:00am here, sun came up about twenty minutes ago, trying to debate going to bed from 7-noon or just powering through the upcoming day and night lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beast if you do.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s gonna be a rough 24 hours today’s my birthday and I’m supposed to start drinking in like 5 hours lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday and wow, you’re fucked. Haha.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice 20th b-day.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

21st actually! I can finally drink legally in the US! Now I just have to find a reason to actually go there lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

my b-day is on the 14th but my party is tonight. I gotta get plenty of sleep for that

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

My brother is heading straight to work on two hours of sleep. I’m debating whether I should go to the Farmer’s Market before or after a nap. Yes, I go to the Farmer’s Market.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

No shame in going to the Farmer's Market

best food available at usually the best prices.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I’m a big foodie, so there’s nothing better than the fuckin five months of farmer’s market we get in Minnesota.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

The sweet corn and tomatoes we get in Jersey make going to Farmer’s Markets worth it. Just wish we had better meat/cheese.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better meat/cheese at the market? We get good protein/cheese at our’s, but it’s mega overpriced— particularly in comparison to the produce.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have a artisan protein market here

So cheese/proteins tend to not be the same as if you were in the midwest. Fuck, now I want Jersey Tomatoes and Mozzarella cheese for lunch.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never been to the market there, but I liked Jersey more than people told me I would. Got shit faced at Rutgers a couple nights. Fun college town.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, I'm going there tonight for a birthday

Jersey gets a bad rap, but hey, it beats living in Philadelphia.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never been to Philly. My jits trainer is from Pittsburgh and loathes it. But I’ve never been there, either. You still in promotions?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

A little...kind of a side hustle

Helping my buddy with his food trucks in Austin right now so I’m relocating most likely.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should move to Portland already.

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Shit, I’ve gotta visit first! Might have a trip to Seattle coming up next month for some work at the Experience Music Project. Might have to check out Portland for a day while I’m out NW.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same dilemma here man.

Work at 3…decisions decisions.

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by lowellthehammer on Jul 10, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

5:56 am, Marietta, GA: Home of the Big Chicken

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess all of you are in the same time zone as me, I'll quit complaining.

That is one badass KFC compared to the ones around here in Indiana.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The mouth and eyes move too

But It’s the worst KFC in the area as far as service goes.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

This definitely looks like they scaled everything back

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Major downturn

This set looks like a small town haunted house.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do a shot for every crescent kick.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Alcohol poisoning?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

With my pop-tart.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I predict Cresent kick KO

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 5:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Did he train with ATT for this camp or EA Sports?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 5:58 AM EDT reply actions  

JZ is blowing his knee out right now

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 5:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

*Tear

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I smell an upset brewing… Or maybe that’s the pot of Maxwell House that I just put on

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 5:59 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I smell an upset brewing… Or maybe that’s the pot of Maxwell House that I just put on

Kimbo wants to take your caterpiller and do bad things to it.

by Mr.Kib on Jul 10, 2010 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will PUNCH A FACE to this song

GET HYPE.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Please stay Lebron

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 6:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see JZ come back…. but I feel a Kikuno win coming on.

by Polyhedron on Jul 10, 2010 6:01 AM EDT reply actions  

you know kikuno is going to win after that shit.

by DirtyML on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT reply actions  

That stance…just seems so dangerous to me…

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 6:03 AM EDT reply actions  

That stance…just seems so dangerous awesome to me…

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

win/win.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Booooooo = Awesome

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

How come my Dream 15 description states "Alistair Overeem fight Gegard Mousasi’?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Sick SICK liver kicks

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Them shits add up

Quick

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Weird stances=awesome.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

60% of the time it works all the time.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Abso-lutely.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leans back like Fat Joe...

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Leben quote FTW.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Voice is taking a dive along with the production. They must pay him for the quality of his hyperbole.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haaaa!

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Kimbo wants to take your caterpiller and do bad things to it.

by Mr.Kib on Jul 10, 2010 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coker has been attending every DREAM event since 13 at least.

Or at least Schiavello has mentioned it every time from then on.

by Polyhedron on Jul 10, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow didn’t know that.
I usually watch “single fights” as far as Dream is concerned.

by bawzz on Jul 10, 2010 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can he breath any deeper?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa where did that come from, TD from Kikuno.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Crackhead control.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT reply actions  

JZ going for the Sorcerer!!

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Weak! Now it’s going to look less badass when Aoki does it next!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Simpsons did it.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

great round for Kikuno

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT reply actions  

So far I think Kikuno has it with good striking plus 1 TD vs JZ’s 2 TDs and not so effective striking.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT reply actions  

So

While this card is sucking the air out of the room, you bozos want to talk music? Anyone else getting excited for the July 20 onslaught of new Acacia Strain and Impending Doom?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Arcacia Strain is pretty good

never listened to impeding doom.

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then you should get started

They’re adopting a similar sound— that thick, doom-core shit that I’m obsessed with presently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8vy98d8daQ

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing But Sausage Tour? ok that one I just plain don’t get :S

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT reply actions  

In honor of the Fallen Hero Maradonna

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah..Wut?

Kimbo wants to take your caterpiller and do bad things to it.

by Mr.Kib on Jul 10, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

If 3 or more people have to hold onto the ropes when fighters are near them, maybe they shouldn’t use ropes…

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 6:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate you, ring. I hate you so much.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:14 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t it strange how Nick Diaz of all people was saying he preferred the ring to the cage?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think people misuinderstand what he meant

IMO he meant that he wanted to fight the best japanese fighters in their element which was the ring

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mm-hmm.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not under the chin.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Even if JZ holds this position through the end, Kikuno still gets the judges’ nod

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be a terrible call IMO

Very close fight and tough to call. JZ wasn’t about to do much on the ground

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 6:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the ref stands it up ill cry

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT reply actions  

They better not stand this shit up.

"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri

by andrew861 on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Action? Srsly?

He’s controlling his back, dumbass..

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Does Kikuno lose if it stays here till the end?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:17 AM EDT reply actions  

no he’ll still be up on the judges cards I would assume, and since he’s Japanese it probably doesn’t matter lol

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Kikuno

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay, that was a pretty good fight

Really hoping Aoki/Crusher lives up to the hype I’ve internally built for it over the last few years.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Round 1: Competitive but the advantage goes to Kikuno
Round 2: Domination by JZ

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by andrew861 on Jul 10, 2010 6:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Hmm…

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 6:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Jay-Z should win this

But I’m hoping Aoki/Crusher definitely lives up to the hype I’ve built up.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:21 AM EDT reply actions  

When did Jay-Z start fighting? ;)

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He's not a businessman he's a business, maaaaaaaaaan

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see JZ take on Josh Thomson next.

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 6:21 AM EDT reply actions  

SHITLE TOT

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m ok with that. Back control needs to mean something.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:22 AM EDT reply actions  

ya that was a good fight

not surprised by Decision, cant wait to see Kikuno again

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Is JZ on EA MMA?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:25 AM EDT reply actions  

lol at JZ yelling "SAKU"

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Coker sighting.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Mel Gibson is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO screwed right now

/Random

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Did he score another racist DUI or something?

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

He said some things about mexicans and gays I believe. So he’s offended quite a few minorities…

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mel Gibson is accused of using a handgun to threaten his ex-girlfriend during one of their heated clashes, TMZ reported Friday.

by argyle on Jul 10, 2010 6:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

His ex taped one of his racist/sexist rants. He’s extra screwed.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's a dick

And William Morris already dropped him, but the people that flocked to the Passion will rally around him so…

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 6:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not with audio like that…

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

They won't care

At least a solid block of them won’t care. He’s on their team so he’ll always have some sort of career to fall back on

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 6:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sad because it's probably true

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Metallagher?

In Minneapolis? Friends of mine.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oof

What an idiot.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing big

Just a tape where he tells his girlfriend she looks like a whore and it’s her fault is she gets raped by a bunch of (n-word)

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 6:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yay.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ice Cream Truck?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope The Voice yells “Goodnight Irene!”.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every time they show Aoki crying I regret being a fan of his. Then I want him to win so he won’t cry. But he cries anyway.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:28 AM EDT reply actions  

That makes him the Roger Federer of MMA.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki tears

almost a complete certainty at this point

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

How long is this intro!?

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Not long enough.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what she said

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 10, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

for real i wanna be able to go to sleep before 7

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd so hard

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of next week.

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-Samuel Goldwyn

by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

That Crusher shirt is sweet

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:35 AM EDT reply actions  

all of his shirts are awsome

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you can’t get them from the Nike online store I take it?

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

PUNCH HIS FACE!!!!!

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:35 AM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!

PUNCH IT.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Aoki is a man that cries more than Chris Brown at a Michael Jackson tribute.” Wow.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Did he seriously say that?

I would say I’m glad I missed it, but this just happened.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

BREAK HIS ARM!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT reply actions  

WHAT NO AOKI PANTS?!!!

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT reply actions  

He's fucked

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why not

He needs to in order to prove his credibility if he were to ever fight in America again, or even in Japan after the Melendez fight…

by Chortles on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone told him he looked like a ‘Scene-ster’.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Commercial

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-Samuel Goldwyn

by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow… His guard is fucked now. For real.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 AM EDT reply actions  

AOKI = mystified by western MMA

Crusher will dominate. And Aoki will learn to love the pants.

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Strangely this reminds me of the Japanese troops that DID surrender/get taken prisoner in WWII

From what I understand, just complete submission, no attempt to escape or to resist interrogation.

by Chortles on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Domo - Arigato

for your TOTALLY INCORRECT VIEW OF THE BEST LIGHTWEIGHT SUBMISSION ARTIST IN MMA. We all feel a little dumber for having heard it. :(

by Gi_choke on Jul 10, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god they’re both Japanese.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Aoki really respects Batman’s opinion.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Pellegrino?

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not the real Batman.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

For all the good that did against Sotiropoulos

Come to think of it, Aoki vs. Sotiropoulos would be interesting depending on their choice of legwear…

by Chortles on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

George would knock his ass out, prolly.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

they alrady fought

would love to see a rematch

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would be a different fight today

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happened once. Aoki won by dq… or by crying depending on how you look at it. I would love to see a rematch tho.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

rash gaurds is cheatin yo!

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Loiseleur: I’m being told that the girl Aoki shook hands with in his entrance was his girlfriend.

How quaint and proper. Shaking hands with your girlfriend.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:39 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

After the event, he will try to get to 2nd base.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the gnarly looking dude with the Ponytail?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is Aoki looking at her or admiring Kawajiri's Physique?

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:40 AM EDT reply actions  

“Satoru, you really think I can win this? Like for reals?”

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:41 AM EDT reply actions  

But who has more pull with the ref?

Both these guys had conversations during the GP.

WAR CRusher

by mikedh on Jul 10, 2010 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

I need one of those little masks for when I go into McDonald’s to get a Redbox flick.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

I won’t fuck with Redbox until they stock Blu-Ray flicks. I can’t stand watching standard def shit

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

This could be over quick

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

SHINY SHORTS

Batman also thinks that’s cheating.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Batman was butt hurt before they even fought imgaine what he’s saying now

by Barack Lesnar on Jul 10, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit he has it!

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Aoki’s says he’s best at leg locks.

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

This is scary shit

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

He'll break that shit

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just

Break the ankle

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Paul Harris would have ignored the tap for 40 seconds by now.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful!!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

That looked so fuckin painful.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Owwie.

BROCKLESNARRRR?? BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!

by zakkree on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow. My foot hurts.

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW!!!!!!

Pants be damned

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck

ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.

by Chris Barton on Jul 10, 2010 6:44 AM EDT reply actions  

shit was crazy...didn't expect that

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

awsome

ankle broke

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT reply actions  

He just needs to get a guy down

I expected a better fight but, wow, great job Aoki.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Props to Aoki. That was raw.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Kuso...

Still, congratulations Aoki… you’ve fucked Kawajiri.

by Chortles on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT reply actions  

So inherent aptitude once again > hard work

Lesson learned, world… no wonder you drive people towards tyrannical thinking or revolution so much.

by Chortles on Jul 10, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

My ankle hurts right now.

I’m going to sleep.

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by Damon O. on Jul 10, 2010 6:45 AM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT!

Now he has a broken ankle, too.

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by Charles Awad on Jul 10, 2010 6:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Im tapping out for the night….morning? I don’t fuckin’ know. Dueces!

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by fedorade on Jul 10, 2010 6:46 AM EDT reply actions  

this is why Aoki is so dangerous

you can’t let him get a hold of a limb

by John Nash on Jul 10, 2010 6:46 AM EDT reply actions  

and being able to kick him in the head if he trys to posture up in the back of aoki's guard

aoki would KO him with kicks if he tried the same game plan in Japan. I think thats why Aoki didnt know how to deal with G. Melendez’s game plan. Which was a great one to score a classic wrestler decision under the unified rules(which suck balls imho). I would love to see A Dream rematch of that fight. I like them both.

by Gi_choke on Jul 10, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Solid card I’m glad I stayed up for it.

Well BE Night Crew, it’s been a pleasure, but I’m off to get in a quick workout and shower, then off to begin punishing my liver!

Green Jacket, Gold Jacket, who gives a shit?

by Hendar on Jul 10, 2010 6:47 AM EDT reply actions  

have a great birthday homie

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kawajiri has major heart

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:47 AM EDT reply actions  

can’t we just call him “Snapper”

by Superstitiousmma on Jul 10, 2010 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

AKA Cooch?

Not a good nickname, maybe just snap!

by truck on Jul 10, 2010 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

AKA Cooch?

wasnt that Kos’s nickname for a while? Good thing people dont still call him that. That nickname stinks.

by Gi_choke on Jul 10, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s the tears

by Nyfeh on Jul 10, 2010 6:47 AM EDT reply actions  

nice card started slow

going to take a power nap before the day. farewell Night Crew

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by KingAtRock on Jul 10, 2010 6:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Goodnight everyone

Time to shower, sit on teh beach, and then go to a soccer game

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 10, 2010 6:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Good night/morning all, it was fun. Until next time…

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by Nick Becker on Jul 10, 2010 6:53 AM EDT reply actions  

dream 15 quick thoughts

aoki is a basturd, but people need to stop going to the ground with him, gegard is not to be messed with, especially if you are washed up, melvin needs to get a god damn ground game, and when the hell did omigawa(a japanese fighter i thought) get boxing skills?

ufc fan boy all the way

by georgehouse on Jul 10, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully someone followed my Aoki/Ishida/JZ parlay pick from yesterdays thread

Turned 40 into 130 and made me wake up with a smile!!!!

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by aaronb on Jul 10, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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