UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin Live Results and Commentary
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Spike broadcast (at 9PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
SpikeTV Preliminary fights:
Seth Petruzelli vs. Ricardo Romero
Round 1 - Petruzelli starts off with an inside leg kick. Also a front kick followed by a right. Failed single leg takedown attempt by Romero. Petruzell is pouring it on with left and right hooks. Head kick by Petruzelli but he slips. Failed uchi mata by Petruzelli. Romero trying to get inside from a front head lock, but misses. Also a miss by Petruzelli on a spinning back kick and now Romero has Petruzelli's back. Romero attempts Peruvian Neck Tie, but fails. Decent GNP by Petruzelli. Romero sits up to escape and reverses Petruzelli. Now Romero has Petruzelli mounted. Romero faking the paintbrush to set up the arm bar and now he's got Petruzelli's back. Romero attempts the arm bar but misses and Petruzelli drops Romero with an uppercut. A fatigued Petruzelli gives up his back after landing vicious hammerfists. 10-9 Petruzelli, but just barely.
Round 2 - Jumping knee lands from Petruzelli. Romero shoots, but with no set up. Petruzelli rolling for an armbar, but can't get it. Romero now on top. Some bodywork by Romero, but not much else. Romero moves to N/S. And Knee on Belly. From side control with the near arm trapped, Romero delivering elbows and taps Petruzelli with a straight armbar.
Romero def. Petruzell by submission (straight armbar) at 3:05 of round 2.
Brendan Schaub vs. Chris Tuchsherer
Round 1 - Right hands from Schaub land, but they're short punches. A one-two over the top from Schaub drops Tuchsherer. Schaub follows up with hammerfists and referee Herb Dean stops the fight.
Schaub defeats Tuchsherer by TKO/ref stoppage at 1:07 of round 1.
Gerald Harris vs. David Branch
Round 1 - Right hand glances for Harris. Harris landing strong punches inside. Branch throws a kick, but it's blocked. Fighters trading winging punches, but nothing significant lands.Harris jumping in and landing hard punches. The fighters clinch as Harris attempts a single leg/high crotch TD against the fence. Harris switches to a double. Branch readjusts his feet and Harris bombs him to the canvas. Branch working an active guard. 10-9 Harris.
Round 2 - Slow start to the round. Lots of movement from both fighters. Harris rushes Branch to the floor and now in Branch's full guard but against the cage. Steaming right hands from Harris. They're back to their feet and clinched against the fence. Harris drops low for a double and laterally off balances Branch to the floor. Now in Branch's full guard. Harris lands a shovel punch as Branch stands. Harris lands another good right hand. 10-9 Harris.
Round 3 - Still lots of movement from both fighters. Branch reaches for a TD, but Harris throws him by. Once on the ground Branch attempts a triangle, but Harris slams out of it. Branch reaching for another TD after the fighters stand, but Harris rips him off of his hips. The crowd boos as Branch clearly grabs the fence. Ref. Herb Dean separates them. Harris working for a single against the fence. As he does Branch tries a guard pull. Harris crossfaces him first then slams him to the mat and puts him out cold.
Harris def. Branch by KO (slam) at 2:27 of round 3.
MAIN CARD:
George Sotiropoulos vs. Kurt Pellegrino
Round 1 - Both fighters trade, but George with the longer reach. Pellegrino's chin is high in the air and gets clipped. Both fighters back to their feet. The lack of head movement is costing Pellegrino big time on George's right. Left hand lands for Pellgrino. Pellegrino gets the TD. Both fighters back to their feet. Right hand by Pellegrino. Another right hand by George, but Pellegrino gets the TD. Mission control by George, but Pellegrino hits the classic stand-push-and-pass. 10-9 Sotiropoulos.
Round 2 - George attempting a standing single leg and lands it. Now George works for the pass, but Pellegrino recaptures full guard. Pellegrino tries to whizzer to stand and almost gets mounted. George in half guard working GNP. Pellegrino holding George with the half guard lockdown, but he's getting smashed with short shots. Pellegrino working to stand against the fence. George attempts a tight waist slam, but can't get it. There is still zero head movement from Pellegrino. Jumping knee to the body lands by Pellegrino. 10-9 Sotiropoulos.
Round 3 - Pellegrino just looks slow as the fighters trade in the middle. George landing nice jabs. Left hook by George, but a double leg by Pellegrino. Short but respectable GNP from Pellegrino. Pellegrino shakes free mission control, but both fighters are now on their feet. They clinch against the fence. At the bell Pellegrino drops George. 10-9 Pellegrino.
BloodyElbow.com scores the fight 29-28 George Sotiropoulos.
The judges score it 30-27, 30-27 and 29-28 for a unanimous decision win for George Sotiropoulous.
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Stephen Bonnar
Round 1 - Immediate flurries from both guys right away. Soszynski lands a nice leg kick, but Bonnar drives him to the floor. Armbar sweep by Soszynski and now teeing off on him against the fence. Bonnar already bleeding. Fighters trading again in the middle of the ring. Spinning back kick by Bonnar misses. Soszynski forcing Bonnar to counterfight. Bonnar landing a few shots on Soszynski including a nice body kick. Right hand by Soszynski. Left hand by Soszynski. Push kick by Bonnar. 10-9 Soszynski.
Round 2 - Soszynski rushing into Bonnar trying to land, but to questionable effect. Bonnar landing nice shots on Soszynski until he gets clipped. Knee and a right hand by Bonnar. Another knee by Bonnar. Double leg TD by Bonnar and now in partial N/S. Soszynski back to his feet and working in the clinch against the fence while a huge knee for Bonnar lands and drops Soszynski. Bonnar hammers him in the ear until referee Mario Yamasaki stops the fight.
Bonnar defeats Soszynski by TKO/ref stoppage at 3:08 of round 2.
Round 1 - No surprise Lytle hunting for the overhand right. Fighters clinch against the fence. One-two for Brown. Trip TD by Brown, but Lytle back to his feet quickly. Fighters battling for underhooks. Brown winning the clinch battle by firing and turning and off balancing Lytle. Trip TD from behind by Brown. Oma plata attempt by Lytle, but just as a sweep attempt for space. Brown now attempting a D'Arce choke. Brown lets it go after failing to turn Lytle off of his base. Left hand by Lytle. Lytle firing home run shots and missing. Jab lands for Brown and drops Lytle, but it's a partial slip. 10-9 Brown.
Round 2 - Running right cross from Brown. Left hook lands for Brown and an uppercut by Lytle stumbles Brown. Guilltone choke from mount attempt by Lytle, but now it's a mounted triangle for Lytle from side control. He's also working for a far side armbar. And he gets the the tap.
Lytle defeats Matt Brown by submission (armbar) at 2:02 of round 2.
Chris Leben vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama
Round 1 - Reminder: Leben is a south paw. Leg kick from Leben is caught and Akiyama takes him to the floor, but Leben back to his feet in the scramble. Leg kicks from both fighters. Right hand over the top misses from Akiyama and Leben lands a left. Akiyama lands an inadvertent groin kick. Right hand from Akiyama. Spinning back fist misses from Akiyama, but lands an outside trip. Leben turns for an armbar, but no dice. High guard from Leben and again an armbar attempt fails. Akiyama attempting a kimura from topside sitting, but Leben escapes. Akiyama in half guard. Leben back to his feet and they clinch against the fence. Both fighters land and Akiyama lands another trip TD into side control. 10-9 Akiyama.
Round 2 - Straight right to the body from Akiyama after a slip from Japan. Spinning back fist from Akiyama lands but Leben barely budges. Both fighters now landing punches. Both fighters trading huge punches in the middle. Akiyama with an outside trip and lands on top. Leben back on his feet after taking small damage on the way up. Both fighters are utterly exhausted. Leben attempts a standing guilltone, but nothing doing. 10-10.
Round 3 - Leben lands a left in the dirty boxing clinch. Leben appears to be the fresher fighter. Leben slips again and Akiyama is on top. Leben attempting another armbar from guard but can't get it. Akiyama fakes with the head an arm triangle and gets mount. Leben now back to full guard. Leben highly active from the button with busy punches and lands a triangle. Akiyama TAPS!
Leben def. Akiyama by submission (triangle) at 4:40 of round 3.
Shane Carwin vs. Brock Lesnar.
Round 1 - Brock comes out right handed, not left as advertised. Carwin stuns Lesnar a little and avoids the takedown with a whizzer. Back to their feet. Carwin is pounding Brock Lensar badly after stunning him on the feet. You're watching a star in the making in Shane Carwin. I can barely type. I can't believe what I'm seeing. Shane Carwin seems like a god right now. I exaggerate not. Who can stop this man? Monster elbow from Carwin. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. This might be the end . Lesnar just covering up at this point. Lesnar still awake. Carwin's power is the sickest I have ever seen. This is crazy. Carwin in half guard. This is unreal refereeing by Rosenthal. When it mattered. Brock Lesnar is still awake? Knee by BROCK. Brock Lesnar is still pushing. Both men are heavily breathing. 10-7 Carwin.
Round 2 - Left clips Brock not they're both taking it easy. Lesnar with a takedown and in half guard. This in unreal. I still can't believe I am watching this. Lesnar still moving slowly. Josh Rosenthal, I love you. Brock Lesnari is...OMG.
BROCK LESNAR IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU THOUGHT FEDOR OVER FUJITA ROCKED? FEDOR: YOU'RE OLD. BROCK LESNAR IS - AS THE UFCADVERTISES - THE "BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET"
BROCK LESNAR IS THE BEST HEAVYWEIGHT ON THE PLANET. AND THERE IS NO DISPUTE.
Alright, I'm calming down. There is still some dispute as in there are contenders, but that man, ladies and gentleman, is an athlete.
Lesnar def. Carwin by submission (arm triangle) at 2:19 of of round 2.
UPDATE: Apologies for the irrational exuberance. The criticisms are fair. I'll do my best to go back to normal.
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You’re missing the veins on that dildo, Anton.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
by FRANKIE on Jul 3, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Poster Win
"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."
BROCKLESNARRRRR!!!!!!!
should be a good night
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
Oh and cool poster Anton
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
I’d love a shirt with that logo, and Franky is right. There needs to be more veins.
Ubereem is here to kill the Finkelstein monster!
Awesome poster!
Being a former civil enginnering tech I can appreciate carwin. Kind of want Brock to win though.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Jul 3, 2010 5:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
True story: People are Carwin fans because they dislike Brock.
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
No, I’m an engineer fan, I love engineering and shit.
Also I love his exciting persona.
I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on Jul 3, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I like knockouts.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Jul 3, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
exciting persona? or lack of it? I’ve always thought of carwin as the opposite of that dos equis commercial guy, the most interesting man in the world
by kanodogg on Jul 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He's like the real life Hank Hill...
who could knock your head clean off.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Im going to kick your ass!
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Best Hank ass-kicking
Jimmy Witchard.
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, I didn’t take what you said as a generalization of ALL Carwin fans. I agree, many people like Carwin because they hate Lesnar.
I want to see Brock fight Cain, Brock will likely have great comments on the “Brown Pride” tat of his.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know why people seem to be down playing just what a huge effect the events that took place with Lesnar over the year he’s been out could have on his performance in this fight. All of that combined with the fact that I think Carwin could knock him stupid regardless to me equals trouble for Brock. I may have just about as much interest in watching a Carwin interview as I do watching my dad un-clog a toilet, but the guy is an absolute savage and with the kind of power he has and 5 rounds to use it I think if he stuffs Brocks takedowns enough he is going to catch him eventually. But you know what Brock could very well catch him on the feet too so you never know.
You f@g, you couldn't pull one drag, off my blunt
you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag
with scissors in your hand, bitch the RZA
I stand close to walls like #4 The Lizard.
WAR CARWIN I was pulling for Brock until I woke up this afternoon and someone (Blackout) and their response to one of my posts sent me into a passive aggressive rage so fudge it, the battle lines have been drawn.
by Fake Emcee
I'm not biased one bit about this
honestly I’d still be pulling for Brock, but I’ve felt the same way and said the same thing even before that person who shan’t be named (Blackout) made their erroneous comments.
You f@g, you couldn't pull one drag, off my blunt
you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag
with scissors in your hand, bitch the RZA
I stand close to walls like #4 The Lizard.
Wait
did that comment get pulled because it was potential trolling, or because those pics everybody posted where jamming up the thread?
You f@g, you couldn't pull one drag, off my blunt
you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag
with scissors in your hand, bitch the RZA
I stand close to walls like #4 The Lizard.
Since I can't post pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
lol look brock has a penis on his chest
am i doing it rite guyz
typical great poster Anton
Like the more gritty feel of it too…
So pumped tonight, WAR CARWIN!!!
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Carwin works for
Spacely Sprockets?
Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
LMAO !!!
Rec’d for Jetson’s gold reference !!!
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
WAR SOTIROPOULOS!!!!!
Oh, and Hathaway/Stun Gun plus Diabate/Gustafsson for UFC 120.
Me likey.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
BROCKLE SNAR over carwin
Yoshi over Leben and Sot over Kurt and i’m happy.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
So has anyone else been worried all day
that they were going to die in a cruel twist of universal black humor?
Because I totally have.
I still think I’ll have an aneurysm right at 8:59.
is this the way boxing fans used to feel in the glory days of boxing b4 big heavyweight championship fights?
the first UFC in years where the winner leaves as the undisputed #1 in the world im fucking pumped, something about the heavyweight championship gets u more pumped than any other weight class
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I think that's because, with the heavyweight division
it feels like nobody on earth could beat the #1 guy. It’s not a feeling you can get with smaller guys, because the bigger guy is always there.
I've bet MMA for years
YEARS.
And my stomach’s been acting up all day. I don’t think it’s that I’m worried about my big bet, I just think I want this to get here fast enough.
I’ve been doing shit to pass time quickly.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Because of the relative lack of opposition for the Klitschko brothers, I haven’t felt that way in years.
Even Lennox Lewis was lacking competition at one point, so I haven’t really felt super pumped up since Lennox Lewis vs Evander Holyfield part one, which ended in a horrible anticlimactic decision by the judges.
Michael Grant was a really big guy, but was definitely not ready (nor would he ever be) and it felt like they were pushing it as a freakshow.
David Tua was definitely interesting, but he didn’t really have much skill and basically only had a Rocky Balboa type chance.
Rahman was a huge upset, I saw it live and didn’t see it coming until the night of the fight because Lewis looked terribly out of shape.
Lennox vs Vitali was interesting but at that point Vitali was largely unproven. He had beaten a bunch of cans, his biggest win was Larry Donald, whose biggest win was beating an ancient Evander Holyfield.
Vitali’s title reign hasn’t been too intriguing while Wladimir’s only slightly more so.
Anyone with superior knowledge of websites perhaps could inform me if it is possible for us to have two commentary threads going on simultaneously, one with pictures and one without?
Would be nice if it you could just alter the link and then no pictures would be display but it would be the same commentary, a “lite” version and then a regular version for people who don’t have problems with the pictures.
and by this I just meant some kind of a filter where the pictures would just be not shown if a certain URL extension was added. not two different threads all together.
ah too bad, i’d love a world where we could pick and choose the content that appears on these pages. just have options in the account for all text mode for all those people still using lynx browser :) (i kid i kid)
Would be great.
Take out the http:// and you'll have to cut and paste. But it will work.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
War Sotiropoulos! All I really have a personal stake in tonight.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Brock’s Trending at #1 right now. Nice! Never seen that from an MMA fighter. Carwin should be up there after the fight. Anyway, enjoy the fights, guys! Gonna have a huge turnout tonight here at mah crib. Apparently Lesnar is popular for some reason. =P
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
this is gonna be huge
over a million def, maybe over 1.5, maybe hitting 2
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
How about an in thread poll, what’s your gut feeling? Brock Or Shane? My gut says Brock, even though I think he sucks. How about you?
my gut says brock
but i dont trust my gut hes been so bad this year
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Gut says Shane
Just cause we haven’t seen too much of him in the cage
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
I think Brock wins the same way he beat Frank Murr. Smashing the strawberries out of his mouth.
I did see Brock get into a little bit of a clinch game with Randy and take some shots, if Carwin can do this, it might give him a bit of success, but for some reason I don’t see Brock taking the same chance he took with Randy with Carwin, against the fence.
My gut says Brock
because I don’t believe it’s possible for a guy to just keep finishing guys via knockout fight after fight after fight in the first round at this level of the sport. Nobody has ever done it. And I think without the knockout early, he’ll get worn down and beaten up.
anybody else addicted to the ufc poker
i just qualified last night for the ksino clothing gift certificate…….then I went to their website, 50 bucks for a t-shirt!!!
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
WAR SCHAUB
lets do this
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Hey cool one good fight.
IT’S LIKE I’M REALLY WATCHING BOXING.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
I'm actually worried that if this PPV does well
Brock will never fight on a card with a notable fighter again.
not true at all
lebens fun to watch so is sexy
bonnar vs krsytof was fun the first time should be fun the second
brown vs lytle is all kinds of awesome
and sotriopoulous vs pellegrino is a relevant lw fight
so theres 2 relevant fights, which technically sucks but a whole ton of good fights, boxing undercards are generally full of horrible no names
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
DId you just use Bonnar Kryzstof to illustrate how good a card was?
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
it was a great fight the first time, even if it was lacking in relevance.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
one good fight?
you serious???
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
bald carwin
scary
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
lets go seth
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Is it Seth Petruzelli's fault we're not getting Fedor vs. Brock tonight?
If Elite XC never folds, Strikeforce never gets the CBS deal. If Strikeforce doesn’t get the CBS deal, Fedor doesn’t sign with them.
DAMN YOU, PETRUZELLI!
wait romeros from jersey?
nvm suck a dick seth, WAR ROMERO
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Seth "The Guy Boxing Fanboys Go Gay Over" Petruzelli
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
WTF did Buffer say?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Seth looks real good
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Hell-sprawl by Seth.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
hella-sprawl, that is.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
spinning butt strike
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Throw that funky stuff.
Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.
Cré nom de Zeus, on est jamais content.
Hadouken.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jul 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
seth gassed in 3 minutes?
cmon man
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
That back kick was interesting
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
hahahahahaha these hammerfists are awesome
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
10-9 Petruchello
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Bwahahahahahah!
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
hammahamma!
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Seth throws some of the most awkward punches
also double hammerfists are always awesome….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Gotta hit him broadside, it’s all in the broadside.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He really wings that right hand in there
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
It's like he's trying get some poop off his hand.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Seth has a Katt Williams amount of “Fuck it” in his system…he’s going for it tonight.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
hes got literally nothing to lose
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I'm late but
CALL DA AMBALAMPS!
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Woah.
Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.
Cré nom de Zeus, on est jamais content.
Hadouken.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jul 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
DW
will probably hook him up for giving a great fight
Felipe Melo não nasceu, ele foi expulso do útero
and for killing elite xc
dana owes him one
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Fantastic match
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Romero looks thrilled
I think those punches hurt.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
THIS IS ULTIMATRE FIOGHTING!!!1
I WANT EM TO WANG AND BANG UNTIL THEYZ CANT BREATHE. NONE OF THAT JEW JEET SUE BULLSHIT WITH HOYCE GRACEY
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Reply was meant for the sloppy fight comment
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
fun counts too
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you serious?
So I guess only people who fight can comment?
Give me a break.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
only people who enjoys MMA should be commenting :p
that was a hell of a fight
Felipe Melo não nasceu, ele foi expulso do útero
It’s a principle requirement for being elitists.
by John Lamb on Jul 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec’d
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Rec'd, but no
To be elitst it’s like rockin’ it in the matrix, you can’t believe you are the best, you need to KNOW you’re the best.
I'm a lover not a fighter
i am particularly amazing
What with being a death fighter and master of side check kicks.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Side check kick?
Brah, I invented that shit, killed 10 with it back in my day.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Truly, the most lethal move of all times.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
everyone made the same joke. We’re so original.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Joke?
Don’t make me side check kick you.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
“OH SNAP YOU GOT DA AIDS” PICTURE
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that Dan Hardy and Dan Bobish
in Romero’s corner?
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
lawlor and seth have sucked recently
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
STONE COLD STEVE CARWIN!111
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
Did you see the phony smile when he saw he was on camera?
Fuck this guy.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
new fedor?
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
For those of you that don't have Spike...
Carwin just said that he’s going to bring the Karate aspect back into Wrestling.
'Ello G'vnor!
read my sig
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I don't know, man.
When he gets high and posts videos of himself on the internet he gushes over Brock Lesnar like Frank Mir makes verbal love to Miguel Torres.
Carwin.
Arrive.
Answer questions and look sleepy.
Leave.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
LOL
CARWIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST BORED YOUR ASS
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
IF YOU WANT TO DRINK A WHOLE BUNCH OF NYQUIL TO SIMULATE MY SPEAKING PATTERNS GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
THROW ME A ICE COLD STEVE-QUIL
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Carwin: I’m gonna go home and get on Twitter.
Crowd: What?
Carwin: I said I’m going to go home and get on Twitter.
Crowd: What?
Carwin: I said I’m going to go home and get on Twitter.
Crowd: What?
Carwin: Are you guys having problems hearing me? I can speak louder if you want.
Crowd: No dummy, this is your gimmick.
Carwin: Oh ok.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
See, he's my fucking gripe
Lesnar will never get respect from MMA fans because the UFC fucking promotes him as a “WWE Heel” saying he “plays the character”. He’s not playing a character. He’s being himself. Regardless of the WWF, he was the same guy.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
Nah even if he is playing the WWE character
His fighting skills is what earn him the respect everytime
No it won't
People believe whatever bullshit the UFC spits. He’s been “kicking ass” in his last few fights. But everytime they mention WWE, it’s always “he’s playing a character”. That makes him seem fake.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt that
It’s not the behavior, he was getting hated BEFORE he did anything “wrong”.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyman is still in his ear
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
If Heyman comes out with the cellphone I mark.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's got front row tix
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
No no, I want him to come OUT with Brock
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think almost everyone respects him for what he does in the ring, and most people probably don’t a crap what he does outside of it, I know I don’t.
Explain the boos
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Boo'd before that incident
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite part is watching Brock deal w/ the Haters
When he did the whole “if you’ve got a problem w/ me flipping of the crowd” & then gave the double figner to the camera – awesomeness!
I’m happiest when haters are hatin’ on Brock. Quality entertainment
more videogame ads plz!
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
The game is nothing more than a roster update
A UFC game should not be coming out every year
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the way it always will be though
The sports video game business model is set in stone.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
NHL games are the worst, they didnt even change the game engine from like 2005 til 2009, the games actually got worse, then they removed them from PC all together, so I cant play them anymore.
Probably, I played both the KotoR games and they were amazing. Not too sure how I feel about MMOs though. All my friends that play MMOs, I never see again.
That was the only RPG I've ever played
KOTOR I and II
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I played both those games as a total evil bastard, stranded the annoying guy on the planet in the first one, made the wookie kill his twi-lek companion etc.
I always wondered if they’d be more fun playing through as a good guy, but i cant imagine that is true.
When I played Undisputed 10
I was unbeaten against every fighter but one…
F’n Stephan Struve. Dude beat me 3 times.
I always had good luck with Struve. Lesnar and Duffee were always my kryptonite. Brock would GnP me, Duffee would always catch me with a big one.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
going from nothingness to be on spike blew seth's wad
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
being*
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Petruchelli, you mean.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
oh and thanks for the compliments on the poster.
…and if you didn’t see it, here’s the first draft of the poster that I scrapped a few days ago.

by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
that's great
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I really like that!!!
Why’d you scrap it? Great use of negative space.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
kinda hard to convince people that the man standing there was 265 lbs.
…needs more hulk feet. haha. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Feet are kinda small for 265
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Leben has a tremendous chin.
I could see him struggling early, then ultimately getting the KO.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Off to a great start.
Everyone liked the 1st fight. More people are showing for the under card that usual. Looks like we are expecting twice the normal number at the house tonight.
BBQ grill is calling.
Carwin vs. Lesnar preview
battle of the training partners
Time for BROCKLE SNAR's fat training partner to lose
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
if his mma career fails him, tushcherer would be a great action movie goon
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
I’m getting Gary Busey vibes from Tushman
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
by Koob on Jul 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Chris "Fat Busey" Tuchscherer
It has a nice ring to it
by IRodC on Jul 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you cross Gary Busey with Stretch Armstrong perhaps
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Seth kills him on the feet
so he goes to the ground against a ground guy. He deserves the big fat L and a sprung arm besides..
He was gassed as hell, wasn’t really suprising
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Chris shake like a bowlful of jelly
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Don’t think so, but it was kinda muffled.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No? damn. Most of the beats on that album sounded the same.
Eminem has made the same beat with a couple tweaks hundreds of time
What a great sparring session!
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
having a bad day?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I'm making a training partner if you were too dumb to get it fyi.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
you're making a training partner?
out of what?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
wow
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
guess rogans premise about head size and taking punches is wrong
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
The Crowbar should be happy Brock's his buddy
Because he should not be fighting in the UFC
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
This
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
U TTRY TO DO BETTER!##%%$$%%
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Thinking about my backside I see.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Cox Las Vegas
The UFC fight isn’t showing up on either 501 or 701. Instead it has “Horny Prison Girls”. I’ve already seen that 3xs. I want the UFC fight.
by Ironbuddha on Jul 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
schaub vs duffee
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
They'll match Duffee with someone coming off a loss
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Sweet, really wanted to see this fight
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
prelim edition
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
(crickets)
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
haha. I met this guy in Renzo’s gym in NY. he’s a real nice guy. Looked great on the ground.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He seemed real cool in the interviews.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I went there a few months ago.
around thanksgiving… Renzo still hadn’t lost that 30-40 lbs for the Hughes fight, Matt Hamill was training his jiujitsu for the Jon Jones fight, and Rolles was, well… huge.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes sense
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Weird stances
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Holy Fuck
Apparently one of the judges gave Romero the first round.
WTF?!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Woof
Terrible. Moot, but terrible.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
THEY HAD KITKATS
He couldn’t resist their chocately-goodness.
They're really hyping Branch
Despite Harris landing all of the noteworthy strikes in the round thus far.
Kendall Grove, The Grave Digger
is buried six feet under the broadcast prelims, apparently. Don’t piss off the network.
by Dootch on Jul 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There interesting thing about Tuscherer/Schuab
is that while it was Lesnar’s camp vs Carwin’s camp, it also shows what happens when a slow heavyweight meets a fast heavyweight.
10-9 Harris
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Jesus
I can’t unsee it now.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Branch looks nothing like Keenan
He looks like TI, balding with sideburns
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Branch
Though not by much
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
kind of a crappy round for both
they stood for four and a half minutes and I thought that Branch had crisper strikes. I kinda found that end-of-round slam meaningless.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Shush
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
No the black guy does
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
I'm pretty sure
It’s the guy with UFC on his gloves
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
wtb oompaloompas capable of driving a go kart to a liquor store to refurbish my stocks
by DirtyML on Jul 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
dont really care about this fight at all
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Thanks for sharing
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I've got
carwin
akiyama
sozsdfsd
sotiropoulous
Lytle
Branch is a little one dimensional
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
I can't really tell what that dimension is, to be honest.
He’s failed to impress me in any aspect. He was trying to offer something off his back, but failed miserably.
Sort of in the way he was happy to pull guard even though Harris’ defence seemed to be good. Though neither fighter was really impressive
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
I forget he's doing the commentating
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
20-18 Harris
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Slam!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
That N**** gonna get slammed fucking around with Hurricane
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
I’m convinced that they could get rid of the real Mike Goldberg and just replace his commentating with a soundboard.
CAN HE FINISH?
THAT’S THE POWER OF “insert fighter”
WHAT DOES HE NEED TO DO JOE?
Nevermind.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
What?!?!?!
Amazing!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
DAMN
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
That was a bad idea.
Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.
Cré nom de Zeus, on est jamais content.
Hadouken.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jul 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Props to Harris
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
Always good to see a fighter that isn't blinded by adrenaline/rage.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Harris
classy
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Takedowns don't end fights
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Jul 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t say it wasn’t a takedown. I just said slams do.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Slam
is the only legal shot to the back of the head.
"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."
Ok, PPV bought
Don’t let me down boys
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Obi Wan by legbar
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
yoda by whatever the fuck he wants
cmon man its not even fair
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
this gladiator things gettin old
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
You're just a ray of sunshine aren't you?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I find it more amusing every time
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
it worked so well against Anderson
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Respect of a champion?
What does that even mean?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Free beer
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I'll take ten
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
He means he thinks he is a better human being.
by argyle on Jul 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
SHANE SMASHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
There you go
Nice to see you getting into it now!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
i cant keep up the negative energy for long
its really hard to hate on everything zuffa kid nate style the guy lacks many things but dedication is not one of them
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
LESNARRRBROCK?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone know how much Goldberg makes?
I feel like being annoyed.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I wonder if they will mention Fedor’s loss tonight….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
i'm sure they will
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I'm drinking every time i hear baddest man on the planet
woo
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
last time i did
i woke up in the hopsital
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
"The Polish Experiment"
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Love it
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Hey everybody Im losing my ass in the betting game. Hows everyone tonight?
Stallar.com take a gander!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
also losing my ass
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Oh and quite good
How you doin MDH?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
great
hoping for some “whos the fucking man?” ground and pound to make my night end well.
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by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost a garuntee
If it goes to a decision, I’m demanding my money back.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Love Sotiropoulous.
Been a believer ever since his BJJ clinic and brutal Kimura vs George Roop at UFC 101.
Sotiropoulous’s last fight had to set a record for the loudest cheer ever for a guard pass outside of Japan…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Soter---- Bad knees bad ankles
bad elbows also this time?
Hey Ken-Flo
Didn’t know he and Pelligrino trained together.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BFFs
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
If Sot wins this fight I will get another successful parlay
I had Schaub and Harris as the others.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Kenny or Keith?
Kenny’s my favorite fighter in the world, and it pisses me off I have to watch him on mute most of the time.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenny is awesome.
Impossible to dislike the guy. Keith is the devil. He helps Kenny’s opponents with his yelling, I’m sure of it.
Didn't he say he's concentrating on
training fighters (Hardy, Sot, and whoever else)?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Does anyone know exactly what he did with the UFC? Did he pass on technical details to Rogan and Goldberg in case they missed things? That is my impression
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Exactly
he’d explain what was going on when the fight hit the floor to both Joe and Goldie, and he’d also let the production crew know when/where to start the replays for submissions, allowing the audience to see the more technical aspects.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Pretty much
That, and he blew smoke in everyone’s faces so they got hella high.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Jul 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well done farthammer
well done
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
No, he used to work in the truck to help them with replays for submissions.
by Michael Rome on Jul 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
There's that Jerry Stiller physique
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
batman vs croc dundee
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
stubwub
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Sotty's fake Aoki pants are all messed up tonight
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
*crickets*
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Sotiro
looks like he traded in aoki pants for 20x the normal striking speed he has. He looks good on his feet.
BOOSH
corpses get tired very fast
Stallar.com take a gander!
by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
not bad striking for a couple of JJ/wrestling guys
But not exactly what i wanted from this fight either
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
In all seriousness, I think George is a real problem for anyone at 155
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
didn't hurt
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
One one hand...
I can admire his toughness by saying Seth didn’t hurt him, but on the other hand, you won the fight, you don’t need to be Tommy Toughnuts, give some credit to your opponent.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No would wonder he couldn't speak
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 sot
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
10-9 Snagglepuss
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
10-9 George
great round
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Dumb ass-holes. Dumb ass-holes. Dumb ass-holes
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
10-9 Sot
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Hard round to call
Sotiropolous dominated, but pellegrino had two takedowns. And you know how crappy the judges decisions can be.
are u kidding?
shit reread what u said and fuck u might make sense, if pat curran won that fight anything can happen
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Anyone who judges that round for Kurt deserves to get sat on by Brock and Carwin at the same time.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
hes constantly attacking
too many bjj guys are more passive in their approach and wait for openings, sot creates his own
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
It's awesome
He’s always advancing. Great motor, great technique.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
sots good
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
hehehehe
i love sot
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Sot got troll face on his trunks....
http://i47.tinypic.com/2604t1w.png
This my 4th account. Dont ban me bro!!!
lol
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Boos?
Really? Suck it Vegas.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
it'll cost ya
Stallar.com take a gander!
by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
the clinch was boring
but sots ground game was beautifu
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
20-18 The Riddler
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
10-9 George
20-18 George
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
If you wanted to support Brock, you’d drink Coors Light.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
20-18
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I had to step out for a moment
Did Sottopopopodopolous try a rubber guard and did Joe bust his nut for it?
20-18 Sot
Helloooooooo winning parlay combo.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
cant remember dose anyone kno if guida has a fight coming up guida vs sotoropulus would be good spelling his name is like trying to spell bananana whatever
guida dos anjos next month
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by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
sot would own him
sot should get a shot soon he deserves it
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
And Where....Is The Batman?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
George was acting yesterday
Made me change my fantasy pick
But I had him in a real life parlay so it’s good
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
lol at rogan loving everything to do with 10th planet moves
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
wow
too little too late
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
keith is there?
i just saw kenny wow good to know
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
OH CRAP!!!!
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
doesn't matter if he got that round
sick combo though
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Pick Sotiropoulos's Next Opponent
A. Evan Dunham
B. Jim Miller/Gleison Tibau winner
C. Florian/Maynard loser
D. Penn/Edgar loser
Guida/Dos Anjos winner.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
10-9 Pelligrino, 29-28 George, and I'll be pissed if the decision goes the other way
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Seconds away from UFC 115 redux.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
29-28 Sot
Great fight, great start to the PPV!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
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29-28 George
or it should be anyway
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I AM SO FAR BEHIND
i was like “what combo?”
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Pelligrino may lose,
but I thought he showed tremendous heart.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
his heart has never been questioned
its up there with the best
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
He's got to be pretty close to a title shot now
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
after the whole run he's put together in the UFC
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
One or two more good wins and he's there i say
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Parlay winnah!!!
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Good decision
I had it 29-28 but 30-27 is totally plausible.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
id like a guida fight but what about efrain. george is up the ladder for sure now but i think theyll give him one more fight before top 5 lw
FOTN so far?
I’m actually going Petruzelli/Romero
The tougher one is KO of the night? Schaub or Harris? Gotta be Harris.
Harris for KO
FOTN Pet/Rom fighting and winning with a broken jaw is pretty awesome
Was someone just throwing up the Latin Kings sign?
Oh no wait, that wasn’t Cain……
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
* the above is sarcasm, since many of your meters are broken i've decided to post this warning
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Go Team Meathead
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Jet Li and Couture in a movie together?
Funk yeah?
If only
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
UFC 117: Sonnen Trollin’ Round the World
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
i wanna see bonnar take this
hes the reason me and prob a bunch of u guys are all fans, id love to see him stick around
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
woooo
go Krzysztof
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
War Sos!!!
I met the guy at UFC 97 in Montreal, it’s between him and Jason MacDonald for prize of nicest fighter ever.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Us Canucks
Try are best. But we can kick ass when we have to.
Sos by Kimura!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
he was really cool to me the other day too.
Stallar.com take a gander!
by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I say
Between him and J-Mac.
Sat next to J-Mac on a flight to Vancouver from Montreal and it was one of the coolest experiences ever.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Damn my parlay!
Oh well….
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Slam-bam don’t give a damn fight? I’m more excited for the gunslinging bangfest
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Chael Sonnen with the slur
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
All this fight will do is perpetuate the myth SOszynski is a UFC-caliber fighter.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
What's your beef with Sos?
4-1, all wins by stoppages? Not a contender, but he belongs.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Cantwell lost to Stann twice and he’s still around.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at all the great things polish experiments have given us.
Kielbasa, Paczkis, how can you not like the guy?
ill never understand how that happened
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
He had a dream that he’d win with a spinning back kick and kept going for it
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
Sos by Hammer
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Teemu Selanne, a nation weeps for you.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Bonner seems to be getting worse.
USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...
uggery indeed
Stallar.com take a gander!
by Earl Montclair on Jul 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i like it enough
but it was fine on the prelims before and it would have been this time as well.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
10-9 K-Sos
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What a fight
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
If you guys can't appreciate
standandbangstandandbangstandandbangstandandbangstandandbangstandandbang, then I don’t know what to tell you.
BOOSH
I admire the guy for taking a 205-pound fight, but wish he would stop faking those eye pokes.
:)
/dick
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 For the dude rockin' the Maple Leaf on his shorts
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
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Looks like bonnar will be joining Jardine
in the unemployment line after this.
Dana will never cut him.
USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Jul 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really?
Then stick him on the prelims or spike.
Forrest Griffin is to Kelly Clarkson as Stephan Bonnar is to Justin Guarini.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
by SSreporters on Jul 3, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
mind = blown
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
When does the dance number start?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Shit Bonnar have been in the UFC for years and he is still at that level, that’s sad.
I'm a lover not a fighter
Grrrrr my stream is effed up
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
So I take it I’m not missing out on much?
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
it is what it is
Should have been on Spike, but it’s still pretty fun.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
is bonnar using the rope-a--dope method?
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
holy shit this is fucking entertaining
quit hating everybody who doesnt love an ugly brawl every once and a while
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
by milk72 on Jul 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Petruzelli's FOTN bonus is...gone
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
so im the only one who likes this?
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
by milk72 on Jul 3, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Loving it.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
cut me, Mick!
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Sounds like my PPV feed is late as hell.
I suppose the UK is on delay or something. At least it’s free.
BONNAR WON!!!!!! BONNAR WON!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to Bonnar
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Wow, was not expecting that at all
Guess Bonner gets to keep his job and fight another day.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
GOTTA LOVE BONNAR
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
bruh got HEART
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That turned out way better than I thought it would.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
fuck all u guys that was some awesome shit
stephan bonnar will forever be a legend sure he hasnt evolved but his fights have never not been fun and he made me a fan
good for u stephan enjoy ur bonus
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
by milk72 on Jul 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Agreed
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who gives a fuck
it was entertaining dammit
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
by milk72 on Jul 3, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then change the channel
Or quit bitchin.I personally thought it was quite entertaining.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
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by Worldisart on Jul 3, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is there an echo in here...?
I think we get it at this point Big P, you don’t like this fight.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
you liked that did you
i thought it was a pretty subtle jab ;)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I knew it was intended to be an insult, but generally, insults are clever.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
I will never ever ever tell anyone what type of fight to enjoy
but to everyone who enjoyed this, please show back up when the fight-snobs talk about how “the noobs” just don’t appreciate the technical aspects of wrestling.
BOOSH
true, funny story
I made it up for fantasy football. Then I found out it was a porn site where the guy farts on the girl after sex.
I kept the name.
BOOSH
A fight is a fight, bro.
Not everyone wants to watch five fights that go the distance due to excessive laying and/or praying. This fight was what it was.
i dont enjoy the technical aspects of wrestling
i do enjoy bjj, and judo but not wrestling at all
but i love me some freak shows and brawls
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
i hate being delayed
its spoiler fest ’10 for me.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Well fuck my life. I went from 4-0 on the dark matches, now, it’s all shot to shit. With the rate I’m going now, watch out everyone who picked Akiyama and Lesnar… :(
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
same here..
but I wasn’t screaming though.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 3, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he had been landing some good knees all through the fight
I honestly was surprised he didn’t go for that more often.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
THE FIGHT IS STILL GOING ON FOR ME
am i in an alternate universe?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
the matrix?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Bonnar sounding like Matt Hammil
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rip on him all you want
But Bonnar is all heart and it’s hard to pull for the guy
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hard to pull for him?
or hard not to pull for him? two drastically different meanings lol
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Hard not to, my bad
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fantasy fight
bonnar vs cung le:)
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
Only if they agree to fight under soccer rules
No punches, just kicks and headbutts
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahah i love that
every fight should do that
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Thats what I thought.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I threw $150 on Bonnar on mmaplayground just for the hell of it
:)
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
You know, I know I shouldn't say so
but I think Versus 2 is gong to be a pretty terrible night of fights.
I think that card is destined to be a decisionfest.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Have you ever seen Tyson Griffin in a fight that wasn’t great?
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
(hugs and cries on shoulder)
I dumped tons of money on Kurt…and included him in my parlay. I’m broke, save for what my handful of good picks will get me.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh… What happened?
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
So uh.....I think I picked Bonnar on MMAPlayground.....but put a small wager on K-Sos.
Damn.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Probably heavily censored
And chanigng the wording completely
Spanish censorship is even worse than english
FUCK EM UP LUKE!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
It's about to rain banana milk.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Err, not yet…
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 3, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, why can't WEC be broadcast on Saturday nights.
I can’t stay up til 3 in the morning midweek any more.
This is going to be fun
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.

I am an artist and I have been drinking.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
everythign about this is amazing
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Luke Thomas vs. Matt Brown
Two men enter, one man leaves
And that one man is actually two men.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Lytle should change his name to Chris "FOTN" Lytle
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
You know, I know I shouldn't feel this way
but I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed other fights existed then I am right now.
Bring on the animals, please.
What did those poor barns ever do to deserve such a fate?
Can’t they just settle it by punching each other in the face?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
dont mess with his chewy tobacky!
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
by james b on Jul 3, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i stopped watching the house parts of the ultimate fighter when they started jizzing on sushi or whatever it was, just recorded it and watched fights last season.
some of the stuff they do is just borderline obscene and has no entertainment value at all.
But Brock Lesnar is the horrible
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a comment after that
it was basically saying ufc fans are hypocrites
I agree with you
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Love the walkout music
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Slopboxing Lytle or submission guru Lytle?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
i hope this fights an 8 second ko
just to totally fuck with everyone who said cro cop vs barry wasnt going past the first round
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Chris Lytle is gonna get banned from BE if he wins this fight.
by DirtyML on Jul 3, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
His fault
That’s the consequences of breaking rule 4
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Chris "The Bonus Hunter" Lytle
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
It's impossible for this fight to suck
Brown, Lytle, sold
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Hard to cheer against either of these guys, I’ll go with our editor in chief, even though he called me an idiot :((
Lytle with the KEITH HACKNEY TECHNIQUE
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Really underutilized
No ref is going to do anything if it doesn’t look like you can see where you’re throwing.
If Luke is fighting, who is doing the text commentary?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Luke’s really good at multitasking.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this. I’m not even drunk yet.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Brown
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Damn, this is a great fight
I don’t know who to cheer for; I like them both
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
wow
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Chris Lytle is using subs?!
DOWN IS UP, LEFT IS RIGHT!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Damn…forgot about that one…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Chris Gilliam liked that technique
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
good work lytle
NOW BRING ON THE SEXYNESS
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
And boom goes the dynamite
Submission of the night?
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two sick subs in a row for Lytle
great stuff
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Great fight
Outrageous BJJ on this card.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
So no BE post-fight show I guess.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
future champ
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Cigano!
I am such a giant mark
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
SEXYAMA!
I uh……I gotta change my pants.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
I usually hear it just called a figure-four armbar. I think in judo it’s a kannuki-gatame。
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Or maybe it was a mune-gyaku, I forget.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised Dana didn't put JDS in the bleachers
Par for the course with everything else he’s done to him.
Compare his resume against the “#1 contender” Cain Velasquez, and Dana threw him a lose/lose fight against Big Country. Awful.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He shouldn't have to fight Roy
He should be on deck to fight Lesnar/Carwin, not Cain. Before the Mir fight, he had a bigger right to fight Brock than Carwin did.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Who has he beat in the top 10 since Werdum?
He beat Werdum out of nowhere. Cain has a top 10 victory, JDS doesn’t.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Werdum, Struve, Cro Cop, Gonzaga, Yvel vs. Nogueira, Rothwell, Brad Morris, O’Brien, Kongo, Stojnic.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I see a lot of famous names, but no top 10 fighters since Werdum
And only one top 15 in Gonzaga.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
he beat werdum
werdum beat fedor, dana loves JDS now that he gave dana the ammunition to say fedor lost to a guy who got cut from the ufc
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Stop crying
JDS is the new internet fanboy Fedor
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Court McGee chilling with playmates?
Good for him!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
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Lytle wins by great brawls or great subs
How can you not love this guy.
you can't its impossible not to like him, it's a shame he isn't more popular
he should be one of those fighters that people just go crazy when he walks out
Screw Hardy/Condit
Condit/Lytle!
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
It's about to get sexy up in here
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
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Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Sweet walkout tunes
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
vote Peter Schiff in 2010!!!
I can’t believe the random Peter Schiff shout out. Peter Schiff is a great economist and we need him in the US Senate. good for Chris Lytle using his post fight speech for that.
More importantly I bet a lot of WWE fans are watching tonight. You know who Peter Scgiff is in a primary in CT with? Linda McMahon.
Chris Lytle is my new Clay Guida.
Did they get Steven Hawking to do Sexy’s translation?
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
i wish we could get a vintage sexy japan walk in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIumAIollgc
watch and enjoy
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Akiyama is going to get punched so hard he wont even know if he is korean or japanese anymore.
by DirtyML on Jul 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Leben looks jacked
This is going to be another great fight
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I have Akiymama by split decision, but I would not be shocked if he gets knocked out
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
yup, that about sums it up i think
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
How do you call a split decision?
I’ve never understood that
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Typically if you think it’s going to be really close, and one judge will think differently than others, you can roll with a split.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
just means a really close fight i guess
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Easy. I think it will be a close fight and one judge will score it the other way.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Yayyyy gotta decent stream xD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
the epic entrance
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I got Leben by tko
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
His walkout music
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Leben makes women cry...
Akiyama makes women cry… OUT IN ESTASCY!!
I love the internet.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
That made my night.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Rec’d LOL
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
this is always so cool
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Those are theeee worst
I wish I could remember who was fighting, but it was a Canadian and a Brazilian and they were chanting USA.
Shogun lost a close decision! Everyone get crazy!
My pants!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
he’s too sexy for your catwalk
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Jul 3, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa
With this song playing, I think of Stan’s grandpa banging the old lady whose grandaughters are gymnasts
BOOSH
i think of step brothers
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
i dont want anyone to lose
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I've never figured out where Leben puts 185 pounds.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
His fists.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Barn Burner xD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Leben’s motivation to win: Finish my tattoo.
Akiyama’s motivation to win: I want to bring MMA to asia.
by DirtyML on Jul 3, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sexy really should be fighting at WW
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Akiyama needs to move down to 170
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Whatever.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
obligatory crowd going oooooo
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
lebens head is so close to sexys sexyness
i bet half of japan is jealous right now
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Bahahahahahaha
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sexy is looking sharp
10-9 for Sexyama
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Judo Judo Judo !!!
10-9 yoshi
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
During the mount....
Leben: OW! Something’s poking me.
Akiyama: It’s okay it’s okay…..it’s just my wang.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
by SSreporters on Jul 3, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i question akiyamas cardio though
not lebens
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
4th of July weekend, homey.
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
I like flatbread subway clubs
But I’m not chantin on em
Shogun lost a close decision! Everyone get crazy!
10-9 Akiyama
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
It’s so refreshing to see a night of fights between guys who actually try to execute a plan when they get to the ground, rather than just maintaining position and throwing meaningless strikes from their opponents’ guards.
/looks meaningfully at Jon Fitch, Chael Sonnen and Gray Maynard.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
何これ?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 3, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Take Leben down
he has nothing for you on the floor
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I bet you feel a lil sheepish about this now
Poor Sexy =(
Shogun lost a close decision! Everyone get crazy!
Leben gets punch drunk then knocks dudes out
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
Akiyama might get Terry Martin'd
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
You can tell when Leben goes into Zombiemode, dude is frightening.
his brain just puts him into survival mode and the punches come out
Yep, couldn’t find the Sexy tho. Was a crazy 15 seconds.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
10-9 Leben
19-19
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Stay alive, sexy.
Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.
Cré nom de Zeus, on est jamais content.
Hadouken.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jul 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
this card is fuckin absurd
brock didnt fight yet
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
OHHH goes the crowd
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Fight of the night right here
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
not a bad fight yet
really exceeding all expectations of the undercard.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Leben scares me.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
Him and Stephan Bonnar both.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This is awesome.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
hahahha
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
unanimous draw
noone loses this
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
FOTY candidate?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
don't boo you Neanderthals!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
definition of lay and pray
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
this is the best card of the year so far for me, none of the fights were really bad the worst was probably pellegrino and george
I loved that fight
Let’s just go with no bad fights.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Tonight's been fun
but WEC 48 and 49 > tonight
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
epic battle going on here
Kendall Grove is my second favorite fighter. Everyone else is my favorite.
by monkeyfightclub on Jul 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
BE doesn’t condone illegal feeds.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
please just lay and pray for the win
Kendall Grove is my second favorite fighter. Everyone else is my favorite.
by monkeyfightclub on Jul 3, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
OHMYGOD
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
WOW
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
WHOAA
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTT
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
awwwww
Great win for Leben though. Off of two weeks into the FOTN win. Good for him.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
WOoooooooooooooooow
Leben was losing
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
noone was losing
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Submission of the fucking year.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE CHRIS FUCKING LEBEN?!
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
How long ago were we writing the obit for Leben?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Leben is amazing
Guy takes so much damage, but he never loses focus.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
FOTN
And people talked shit about this PPV
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
People talk shit about every card
People never learn. People are dumb.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
by Goonisis on Jul 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I talked shit about this card.
I guess that’s why I’m not a matchmaker.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
no way
He’ll still get sub of the night. Leben will get FON
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
If I had replied
“No Way Brock Lesnar is going to get it for a sick arm triangle”, I bet you would have laughed at me ;D
Shogun lost a close decision! Everyone get crazy!
Told you Akiyama would get Terry Martin'd
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Minus the end result of course. Sub vs. KO.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Wand and Leben?
I’m down with that!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Leben vs Wand
That’s bound to be good
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Hell yes.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m officially a Chris Leben fan. xDDDD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Wand-Leben
I WILL jizz
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
LOL @ cheers turning to boos when he called out WAND
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
wow I didn’t like the outcome but that was an amazing fight
Kendall Grove is my second favorite fighter. Everyone else is my favorite.
by monkeyfightclub on Jul 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
lol
That goes for the dude who had his joke broken as well.
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH! LEBEN VS WAND??? I’M DOWN xD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Lol @ Rogan
Rogan: Alright, I’m here with the loser.
had to flip the channel there for a second
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
lol… “I’m here with the loser”..
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Fuck Leben?
Fuck Leben for beating the person who was supposed to fight Wand and then asking to fight him?Fuck stupid comments instead…
"Der freie Mensch ist Krieger" -- Nietzsche
Steve "Coldstone" Austin
Way to go Goldie
by Epic Dean on Jul 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope they still give Akiyama Wand next.
That would be a great fight too.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
or really
I hope Sexy just drops to WW.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Yeah, me too. He’s so small, yet he was still able to ragdoll Leben at times… he could do good things at WW.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he say STEVE COLD STONE?
What the fuck?
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
IF YOU’RE IN THE MOOD FOR A MILKSHAKE GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Jul 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Im tweaking! I'm tweaking!
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 3, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does Anthony Keides look like a sex offender?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
the rattle texas snake!!!!
Kendall Grove is my second favorite fighter. Everyone else is my favorite.
by monkeyfightclub on Jul 3, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
so were 108 and 110
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Didn’t have much star power besides Lesnar, but whoever thought it was gonna be a boring event is crazy, the match ups are great.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Coldstone Austin!!!
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
hey guys
lesnar and carwin still have to fight
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
What time is it?!
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
This better be the last card people crap on because of the "name value"
Not every card can be UFC 92. The fact is you pay money to watch two guys fight their hearts out. This was a fan-friendly card and it delivered big time.
As I say that I bet the main event sucks.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Name value doesnt mean crap to me, I love watching grimey sengoku or even WEC fights and i dont even care who the fighters are as long as they are entertaining.
For me it's usually not name value
But relevance. And this card was/is, a little low on relevance outside of the main event. Obviously it turned out fantastic, but that was the source of my criticism anyway.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Finally some love for UFC 92
How people don’t put this as their Top-3 is beyond me. The card that made me a lifelong fan.
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope the main event is half as entertaining.
Kendall Grove is my second favorite fighter. Everyone else is my favorite.
by monkeyfightclub on Jul 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
That movie looks good
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
nah, that will definitely get fight of the night, and they wont double up the bonus
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Give Leban and Sexyama the FOTN
Lytle can keep his SOTN
by MMAWrestling on Jul 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Lytle’s was more technically interesting, but Leben’s was fucking dramatic. I don’t know which I’d pick.
They should split it?
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s not what I meant…but hell that works too. Probably won’t happen though
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
if leben gets that its like a 200K payday, talk about opportunity
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 3, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
They usually don't give FOTN and SOTN to the same guy, right?
Leben will get FOTN, Lytle SOTN. Everybody wins.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
1:08?
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
JDS
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
JDS
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Cain
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
JDS
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
BROCKLESNAR!!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
mostapha al turk
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Rolles Gracie?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Is he going to storm the cage with a chair?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
1 to 10 how high is rogan?
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
supposedly rogan doesnt smoke prior to events
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
all about the edibles
watch his last stream he goes nuts over them
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I’m right here with you dude. xD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
DRINK UP
baddest man on the planet
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Lame
Really? I can’t get behind any man that comes out to this song.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Agreed.
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm lying in the fetal position right now.
I lost interest in the main event
せゃま の!!!!!!
Hmmm...
We’ll see what dana decides following his bout with Big Country.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
reply fail, meant to respond to dirtyML
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
ROoting for lesnar because Carwin is coming out to this song.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
its too cliche
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Hopefully we here some SLAYERR!!!! xD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Enter Sandman
Book it. Same as always with Brock.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I thought it was the coolest song ever when I first heard it xD no worries.
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
No, my opinion is my opinion and your opinion is your opinion. If you like something and I do not it does not mean you are wrong and I am right. It just means that you like it and I don’t.
Drowning pool-bodies
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm shaking a little
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I’d walk out to Jerry Reed – Amos Moses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g if anyone doesnt know what song it is.
No not the cover by that band that starts with a P, the original
i am fucking PUMPED right now
this kicks ass
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Jul 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
as calm as if he knows brock’s secret off switch
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Jul 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
ENTER SANDMAN
B R O C K L E S N A R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Okay, I'll be back in the aftermath
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Shit
I like Carwin and I dislike Lesnar, but I think this is gonna be a mauling. Lesnar by trap-powered destruction.
"Der freie Mensch ist Krieger" -- Nietzsche
LOL...
if you made this joke 3 years ago :\
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Is Carwin thinking...
“I’m gonna knock this big mofo the hell out”
or
“Holy jesus, what did I get myself into”
"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.
i hope its the 2nd
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
he said the first one before brock came out
the second followed once he entered the octagon
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
For your viewing enjoyment

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Jul 4, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 24 recs
i love this
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
IF YOU LIKE FRESHLY MADE ICE CREAM
LET ME GET A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Hell yes, rec’d!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 4, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
BY GAWD BY GAWD
THE TEXAS RATTLESHAKE IS HERE TO RAISE HELL ON YOU.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 4, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
OH FUCKING BOYYYY O.o
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
URGENT URGENT URGENT
Does anybody know when barncat is fighting again?
This my 4th account. Dont ban me bro!!!
the nerd fighter?
he got cut a long time ago
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Lesnar's training partner got knocked out
Akiyama lost after a 1 year layoff….Brock has had a 1 year layoff…..I guess all signs point to Carwin.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEE!!!!!!!!
So fucking epic!
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
I'm so pumped for this.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
THIS DOOO THIS SHIT MAN! XD
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
This thread could kill my computer
Better step out.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Oh shitttt!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 4, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
wow
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Brock is on fumes now…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
IF, BIG IF, Lesnar makes it out of this round, i think he wins
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
by Goonisis on Jul 4, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Smart man
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Jul 4, 2010 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Lesnar's face is mashed
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
brocks chin = fucking absurd
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Once Again!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHA!
I’ve lost my mind.
Oh man Shane
Breathe Brother!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Both fighters are gassed
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 4, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Theme of the night
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 4, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, this is crazy
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 4, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Holy shit
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
um, 10-9 Shane
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
ALso, why do I get the feeling we're about to get 20 minutes of TUF10 MMA?
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Brock is the first fighter to get to round 2
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 4, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Brock has big heart
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Two things
Orthodox stance and Brock need to learn to control Shane’s posture when he’s on the bottom. Dummy.
this, i think
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
he can keep the belt warm for JDS
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Brock does not like getting hit
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
10-8
Carwin just has absurd power. If he touches your face you’re guaranteed to be hurt BAD.
With no much solid landing.
Excellent reffing.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Wow!
I wanted Carwin to win but I thought Lesnar would walk through him. It appears I am better at eating my words than Lesnar is at eating 5XL punches.
"Der freie Mensch ist Krieger" -- Nietzsche
this shit is bananas
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Damn…
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Should have been stopped I think
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
What happened to Brock being a southpaw?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Brock is going to win this now
He’s going to wrestle Carwin’s power away and tko or decision him. Book it.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
well, i almost got it right i guess
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
omg
wtf wowowowoowow
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
BROCK VIA CHOKE
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
THAT IS AWESOME
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Here is how it goes.
Brock gets on top you die.
This my 4th account. Dont ban me bro!!!
by K1Noob on Jul 4, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WHAT?!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
WOW
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
man alive
what a night
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Comeback of the year!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
how can we doubt anything about him now
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
BROCK JITSU
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
by rkilla on Jul 4, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Questions answered
Chin? Check
Heart? Check
BJJ? CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
No more questions
Brock is the best HW on the planet!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
That is fucking amazing.
Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.
Cré nom de Zeus, on est jamais content.
Hadouken.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jul 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
1 Word
HEART.
Holy crap, respect level for Brock +10000000000
And this rematch will be the biggest PPV ever
"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.
Lookit the size of those meathooks
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I was sure
Brock was gonna get taken out in round one. Brock is a stud!!
Mountain West Connection The best site for MWC sports!
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!!!
So I hear no screams and I shed no tears , If I'm in your dreams then your end is near...
SLEEP!
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Jul 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Gutsy performance
I’m shaking right now
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
by Worldisart on Jul 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and awesome…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Dana probably told him to take it easy on the sponsors
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Lesnar used the Homer Simpson strategy to perfection.
by sorakray on Jul 4, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Catch Wrasstlin!!!!!!
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Who SAW THAT COMNING!!!!
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 4, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Submits Carwin and is then humble in vitory?!?!
WHO IS THIS MAN?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
hes #1
he doesnt care
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
title
saving spot for hot rod gift
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Frank Mir
Is sitting in a corner, crying right now.
by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Jul 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
From holier than thou to dropping multiple f-bombs
Shane Carwin, ladies and gentlemen.
Is lets say Roy Nelson beats JDS by a heel hook and then he fights Brock Lesnar and submits him via heel hook, do we all just kill ourselves?
Card of the year. I think I've said that three times now in the last 3 weeks
But this has to be card of the year.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
I feel so shitty right now.
I’m going on suicide watch right now
by Blacklegend on Jul 4, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Survivng that first round of Carwin is a bitch. Much respect to Brock for pulling off the win. Carwin is definately a top HW and I am sure this wont be his last title fight.
Would love to see a rematch
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on Jul 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Fedor would have ended Brock with ground and pound in the first now that fedor has been upgraded to avoid triangles
.
Bill Simmons
Congrats to Brock Lesnar for retaining the UFC title by using Rocky’s game plan in the 2nd Clubber Lang fight.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
by P Brady on Jul 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You know what's funny
Remember that fight Jake Rosholt won by Arm Triangle? I said to myself that night “If Lesnar learns that move, people are gonna die.”

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