How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of July

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

 

UPDATE: According to Fight Hype, that was a fake James Toney account. Dana White and a couple of other followers (like me), just got fooled:

"That motherfucker wants to be me that bad? Tell whoever started that fake page that they are not me and they can suck my d***! I don't need anyone trash talking for me. I got that department sewed up! No Mercy (Percy Crawford) can tell you I don't fuck with computers and all of that shit anyways,"

 

OH NO.. HE'S ON TWITTER.

"holla at ya boi, James lights out Toney the one and the only, coming to ya MMA Randy i promise u ama knock yo ass out. BICHCO SISTERS 00100"  -James Toney, is now on twitter. What's interesting though, is that his userpic is almost 2 decades old.

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"@danawhite hey pops, u better make u boi readhy coz ain't going nowhere, neeeexxt Brock lesner, come hollla"  -James Toney

"@Randy_Couture Randy I promise you d it goes to d ground Ama choke yo ass out, all u fans hate me you gonna pay ama take out so call legend"  -James Toney, talking smack to randy.

"Tune in august 28 lights out comming at ya bitches aka d dark empiror pound 4 pound best fighter in the d world period."  -James Toney

"@VitaliKlitschko hey let's put the fight together u and ur sister runnin from me for 7 years everyone knows am the best in the world period."  -James Toney, is even trolling Vitali now.

"If he goes down ama knock his headoff his shoulders and Brock lesner pick it up n put in giftbox and give it to d pops Dana white. Holla"  -James Toney

"@James_Toney hey james why dont you put up a more recent photo ?"  -Randy Couture - 1, James Toney - 0.

"@Randy_Couture Randy I can't wait u runing your mouth on Twitter that ain't shit august 28 it's lights out fo ya ama take u to d dark side... @Randy_Couture all the grapling and girly stuff am ready for it baby, hey u come with dirty boxing promise u right hand left hook n go home"  -James Toney

"@_Wladimir_ @VitaliKlitschko I bet u moma got more balls than u do"  -James Toney, is just trolling now.

"@danawhite i promise u ama knock ur boi out august 28 ama show u whatch call freakshow. Scared runnin girl Brock lesnar neeeexxt. Light out"  -James Toney

"@_Wladimir_ @VitaliKlitschko yall been callin the gay david haye come get d IBA heavywight championship don't be scared come holla at me."  -James Toney

"All u fans hate me come holla yall be runnin around like Brock lesner. My fans loveyall. Lights out... juijitsu wrestling dirty boxing ama kick his ass regardless. Am d real ultimate fighter period... 1st round ko baby or reverse choke -James Toney

"He block me in Twitter he's scared. I told u he can't win in d ring or outside d ring. Ma fans make sure he get Ma massege. Holla"  -James Toney, Is he talking about Randy? I'm not sure who blocked him, cause he's trolling a lot of people here.

ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED?

"So now Nick Diaz is suddenly a 170 pounder only when he has to fight someone who can whip his ass? Not so gangster, is he?"  -Mayhem Miller

"Some assclown stole my laptop & I've been reorganizing my iTunes in my new laptop for the last few days. May try this "back up" thing. Lol... I left my Mac laptop exposed in the back of my car. They smashed the window & took my laptop. Missed them by minutes/seconds. Pissed!"  -Kenny Florian

"They didn't steal my laptop in Boston. It was in another city... Laptop was stolen in Montreal but I still got love for u."  -Kenny Florian

"Somebody just called me wondering why I keep taking their newspaper every morning. Said he was coming over to resolve it... He goes, 'u want me to come over there?!' I was like, 'u can come over, but i don't recommend it'"  -Jason High

 

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"Whenever I meet someone new as were shaking hands I like to say do you jerkoff with this hand cus this is the one I use to wipe my ass with"  -Forrest Griffin, probably had a lot of hand shakes on his book tour.

"I only got sued twice for the last book I'm betting I can double that on the one- Forrest griffin Harper Collins slave"  -Forrest Griffin

"Buy this book now you can pay your child support next month"  -Forrest Griffin

"Buy this book OR Mel Gibson will punch your wifes teeth down her fucking throat. Matthew Harper made me say that I find it reprehensible"  -Forrest Griffin

"If this book told you to go fuck yourself, you'd have your own child"  -Forrest Griffin

"This book will save your life or your money back. Contact Matthew harper for all returns"  -Forrest Griffin

"This book must be stored seprately form other books or it may sexually assault them"  -Forrest Griffin

"Oprah thought this book was delicious"  -Forrest Griffin

"The English Language is afraid of this book for good reason"  -Forrest Griffin

"If chuck Norris was still alive he'd buy 20 copies of this book"  -Forrest Griffin

"P.S. Chuck Norris has been dead for ten years. It's actually an evil robot parading as the chuck."  -Forrest Griffin

"This book was not tested on animals. It was tested on migrant day laborers... Hey, f*ck you, they signed waivers. No, they couldn't read English, but whose fault is that"  -Forrest Griffin

"Guys it not me it this book. The book wants me to tell you he's coming aug. 3rd. This book is so intellgent it confused Steven Hawkins."  -Forrest Griffin

"My book says it can take Chuck Norris. In fact it says he's such a douche he reuses feminine hygiene products... Whatever that means? ...When Chuck Norris was asked to review this book, he simply stated I'm not man enough. -Forrest Griffin

"This book is so intelligent it speaks Braille... I wish this damn book would quit making me tweet stupid shit."  -Forrest Griffin

 

TWICTURES

"It's Ultraman!"  -Roxy Modafferi, this brings back childhood memories

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"What tha?! Is my cookie telling me to get fake boobs?! No way, sorry cookie!"  -Kenda Perez, real>fake anyway.

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"2nd caption contest. Best caption wins pair of @ shorts."  -Miguel Torres

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"Borrowed this sweet gadget 4rm my friend 4 2nite.reading script. Big day 2morow! Ufc Ultimate Insider cmn soon! GN!!"  -Arianny Celeste

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"last shot of the day almost ..done long day!"  -Arianny Celeste

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"Sun bathing on my porch, I can hear a live band..soooo cool!! Ps I love red velvet cupcakes!! Happy sunday! :D"  -Arianny Celeste

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TWAINING

"I approve of how @mmasarah is acting re: Challengers cards.Get the 135lb champ on CBS!@Strikeforce"  -Roxy Modafferi

"First day of wrestling with mark munozs at his new gym Reign. It's a nice place to train. I feel great !"  -Tito Ortiz

"He came by my gym! He's an awesome guy!"  -Mark Munoz, talks about training with Tito Ortiz.

"With @junior_cigano at the GYM"  -Anderson Silva, tweets in english also.

"1 more week! Camp is over! The calm before the storm! I'm ready, focused, & determined! Thank u all for your support!"  -Mark Munoz

"Here's my walkout kit! http://formathletics.com/store/category/walkout-kits/mark-munoz/"  -Mark Munoz, very nice logo if you ask me.

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OH GOD! WHY IS ANTON POSTING NON-MMA TWEETS!?

"I'm doin' me and enjoying it"  -Floyd Mayweather, whoa whoa whoa, let's keep it PG-13 here... -- PS: Why won't you fight Manny?

"Traveling with my 5OK diamond I-pod. Any artist in my i-pod is platinum anyway thanx to the case...Lol... The real breaking news in sports is my $50k iPod. Somebody tell Yahoo theres other stuff going on in the world. That's just me being me lol"  -Floyd Mayweather, if I would spend $50,000 on an iPod Classic/Video.... I wouldn't.  -- PS: Why won't you fight Manny?

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"I'm glad you guys appreciated that :) Off to castings!"  -Logan Stanton, #BringLoganBack

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"Me and Natasha from "Fantasy" working the Queens Croquet.. ;) ...Hearts wins! ;) happy friday.. Be smart and safe twitter friends... "  -Natasha Wicks

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"A mile in, YIKES... I think I saw somethin! ;)"  -Natasha Wicks

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"Yaaay over 3500 twitter friends! You m-m-make me soo haaaaaappy! Thanks"  -Natasha Wicks

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Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter AccountLuke ThomasKid NateBrent BrookhouseMike FaganChris NelsonLeland RolingRichard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.

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