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This past Sunday on MMA Nation on 106.7 The Fan, I caught up with "All-American" Brian Stann as he prepares to take on Mike Massenzio at UFC on Versus 2. The former U.S. Marine Captain and I talked about the differences between MCMAP and Army Combatives, dropping to middleweight and working on his wrestling ability. We also got a sense of where he thinks his light heavyweight training partners stack up against one another. Stann goes as far as predicting Rashad Evans would defeat Jon Jones "hands down".

You can read excepts of our conversation below or listen to the entire interview here:

Stann on training with Jon Jones:

I train with Jon everyday. It's great. He's a kid. He just turned 23. He's got every physical tool you can have in this sport, so there's not a lot I can offer him there. It's more on the mental side where I try to help him out and just be a friend to him. When you're that young and that good, there are a lot of negative people that try to invade his life. But being in Albuquerque and being with Greg Jackson's camp where we all look out for each other, we're able to help him exclude himself from that. It's special to train with a guy where every move works for him. But he's still very raw. He hasn't even reached ten percent of his potential. When he learns a new move, five minutes later he is using it.

On who he believes would win a fight between Jon Jones and Rashad Evans right now:

Rashad Evans would beat Jon hands down. Rashad has been in the sport a lot longer. I think he's just now hitting his prime. He's so focused mentally on training and evolving. He's able to put all his skills together now much more easily than he used to. And his wrestling style of fighting where he continually takes someone down is the most cardio taxing style there is in our sport. Most of the time, unless it's a fight like my last fight, you have to continue to take someone down. Not many guys have the cardio or mental toughness to do that, but that's where Rashid is right now. As for Jon, he's still so young. I really hope they don't rush him, because he can really be something special in two years and be one of the top fighters in the world pound-for-pound.

On the transition from the WEC to the UFC:

I wouldn't say it had a negative impact on me. I was fortunate to be fighting in a growing organization like the WEC at the time. If you really look at my career, if I step back and look at my career objectively, it probably wasn't the best route for me to take considering that I didn't have any real training until I was out of the Marine Corps. Switching over to the UFC, I was excited. Obviously everybody always thinks that they're ready or hopes they are. But as far as going from big stage fights to smaller fights, it wasn't bad at all because I wanted to earn my way up just like every other fighter. As fighters we all understand who's earned it, who's over hyped and who's getting a free ride. And I didn't want to be one of those guys. Now I'm just grinding it out trying to improve and get back to fighting on main cards.

On what he learned from his fight with Phil Davis:

The biggest thing I learned is one, I need to cut to middleweight. And two, we talk about this a lot in the Marine Corps, I lost the initiative in that fight. Once he landed the first takedown after I stopped a few, his base was just incredible. His wrestling ability was just too much. I started thinking about what he was doing instead of focusing on what I need to do. By the second and third rounds I was just worrying about stopping the takedown rather than trying to knock him out before he got the takedown. I don't ever want that to happen again where I'm focusing on what my opponent is doing rather than myself.

More after the jump.

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On fighting on the rumored UFC event in Afghanistan:

Obviously I've heard the rumors about a fight in Afghanistan like everybody else. If I weren't put on the card, I would book a flight there myself and find a way to get it on it. But I haven't heard anything personally about it. I'm sure they're still in the process of working on all the logistics of it.

On training with Tim Kennedy:

It's been great. It's a really good mesh for both of us. Obviously he's a phenomenal grappler and I'm more apt to the striking part of MMA. We're cut from the same mold. He's a great guy. We both had been following each other's careers, but we had yet to meet until now. It's a relationship that I think will last a long time. He's much bigger than people realize. He's short, but he is thick...

...We met on the set of Inside MMA where we had a conversation and exchanged numbers. He came out to train at Greg Jackson's camp for a week to help me prepare for my fight as he prepares to take on "Jacare" Souza, and hopefully we get to train more and more together in the future.

On the improvement of his wrestling ability:

It's steadily improving. I'm never gonna be the caliber of wrestler that Mike Massenzio is. I could wrestle for the next ten years and I would never be able to wrestle like Phil Davis. I need to focus on as much wrestling as I can to be able to fight my fight. Four days after the Phil Davis fight I was right back in the gym solely focusing on jiu-jitsu and wrestling. And though Mike is a world-class wrestler, he's certainly not on the same level as Phil Davis.

On his weight cut to 185 pounds:

I've never done any dummy cuts. Actually, scientifically it's really bad for you, especially if you're in training camp. I started the cut back in April and got down to 205 really easy. From there is where it was slow and steady wins the race. I haven't lost any strength. Last week when I did my final session of heavy lifting I was using the same weight that I was when I was 215. And I'm faster at this weight and have better cardio now. This is a natural weight for me.

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I know it sounds bad

but I just don’t believe him. Never let anyone who is not on that level tell you what that level is like. He truthfully doesn’t know what either guy would do in a fight against each other. I think its safe to say that Jon Jones is a much better fighter right now than Brian Stan will ever be. Some people just can’t deal with that shit.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

so you’re basically saying he’s just hating on his teammate, jon jones?

by Hendo_One-Shot on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's sparred w/em both

= the ability to make a valid assessment of both of their abilities and an informed opinion as to who would win in a fight, right now. it’s not like he’s armchair quarterbacking here. c’mon now

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at it objectively

if Brian Stann knew so much much about fighting, why doesn’t it show in his fights?

Have you ever been on a team before? When there are a few tops guys on one squad, you’re going to have differing opinions of who’s better than who and at what. Not only that, this is MMA. Its not like they can go full speed in practice. They don’t even do much GnP when they spar.

What advantage does Rashad carry into this fight, other than experience?

What has he done to show he can beat a much bigger, equally athletic wrestler with a foot of reach and good striking?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a joke.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you actually read what I said

I think I raise a few valid points.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t, regardless of whether Stann is correct or not. Brian Stann doesn’t have the physical gifts of either Rashad or Jon, but it doesn’t mean he can’t evaluate talent. Do you think Rashad and Jon would beat Greg Jackson in a fight? Wonder what they see in him as a teacher and trainer… I’ll agree more generally that I think Jon could well beat Rashad, but it’s a moot point, not just because they won’t fight, but because they see what each other does everyday. One of Jon Jones’ more overlooked advantages, is that the things he’s tries come out of nowhere to his opponents. His bag of tricks hasn’t remotely been emptied, and meanwhile, he’s learning and getting better constantly. But attributing this statement to Brian Stann, a decorated combat veteran and proven leader of men, being so small minded as to just be jealous of Jon is way off the mark.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

let me introduce you to some MLB, NBA and NFL talent scouts some time. Those guys are among the best in the world at evaluating talent (not that they get it right 100% of the time) and very few of them are going to be confused with an athlete any time soon.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They also don’t compete.

Michael Jordan was a terrible scout as a player and showed that he still was when he drafted Kwame Brown.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan was a terrible scout as a player?

by David_ on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

He said that Pippen was garbage and he would never play with him. The Bulls could have drafted McGrady, but Jordan thought he sucked too.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are completely full of

shit dude….he may have said that, but he fully endorsed, and facilitated, the trade for Rodman which made their team elite. management went to HIM….look it up. crap analysis b/c he made one bad decision in Kwame Brown. Jordan is not stupid

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you so hateful?

Jordan has said and done many things that would suggest he’s not the best talent scout. I’m not the first person to say this either. He once said that Michael Finley would be the greatest player ever. Because Finly beat Jordan in a game of one on one when Finley was in high school.

I never said he was dumb, just a bad scout.

But seriously, why are you so mad?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

b/c you based your analysis

on one bad draft choice. he facilitated practically every move the Bulls made back in the mid 90’s..i was there, i read quote for quote. he knew what would make the team better, role players while he took the lead. to say that he’s a poor scout based on the Kwame Brown choice or b/c he may or may not have approved (haven’t found any proof to this yet, but still looking) of drafting Pippen, or that he deamoned McGrady, is weak, at best and a bad analogy on this topic.
and for the record, i hate noone, i just hate it when people say unfounded things for their own gratification (hence, people responding just for the sake of arguing)

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could easily say the same for you.

For years, writers and analysts have questioned Jordan’s decision making and his judgment.

Look up analogy, please. I listed examples.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Jordan’s, shall we say questionable, player selections skills have been heavily publicized. Mike could play, but he really was a liability in terms of player ability and even team management.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

your wrong snatchface was there.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soooooo

Which Jerry does that make him?

BTW, haven’t read that before about T-Mac, but suffice to say we’re glad he’s no longer in H-Town…

Great talent, so-so work ethic, fades under pressure…

Sounds like which MMA fighters…?

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer

Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...

by BigDNotDallas on Jul 27, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe BJ?

The old BJ?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

T Mac wasn't that bad.

He had a couple good… games..

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he really was good, just inconsistent

He was a bit like BJ Penn or Rampage, guys with a lot of talent, some success (a lot for BJ, more for Page than T-Mac), but who, in the end, leave you wondering what could have been.

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer

Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...

by BigDNotDallas on Jul 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He was never able to put together back to back good games. Let alone a good series. I think he just didn’t have that aggression in him. A bit like Greg Oden, except way more talented.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

“i was there, i read quote for quote.”

I was there…reading it from a distance.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just joshin ya a little btw.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with Jessica Alba right now. Reading every tweet.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

meant

i lived in chicago, heard the shit, lived the shit. and i heard all the balleyhoo about jordan’s decision making, his selfishness, but the fact remains that he won 6 titles, b/c of his talent, his ability to u/s what else he needed, and his ability to work w/people that had lesser talent than his.
all you claimed was that he was a lousy scout b/c of Kwame Brown and that he didn’t think McGrady (no titles mind you) would be good out of HS. lame

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really do read whatever you want, don’t you?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

I think this dude is sayin that people that were much closer to the situation don’t know anything about what was really going on……..something is fam…i just can’t…..bah…

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t follow…

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

It was reaching at best, but i was showing the similarity in his dismissal of many “experts” opinion on Jordans scouting and Stanns assessment of Rashad v Jones.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got you.

I was trying to make a joke. But yes, excellent of someone being close enough have no idea what they’re talking about.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you do?

enlighten me?

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yeah

he totallt proved my point.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm

talking about the pre-internet era – when you relied on local newspapers and news. not the shit that y’all google just to support an opinion that is based on nothing more than hearsay

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhh.....

hearsay, and reported facts from people involved.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

talkin

actual “quotes” from an individual -live on tape – as opposed to speculative talk and/or what you read on a blog or “hearsay”

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Jordan fucked up the Wizards bad

There’s no denying that. He was turrible as an exec, as Bill Walton would say.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

more than one bad decision

Pretty sure he was responsible for at least Adam Morrison as well and maybe even Raymond Felton and Sean May as well.

by Johnnynumber5 on Jul 27, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we know who’s confused. He just made your point for you again.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you take every thing I say at its literal value I pity you :)

I like to speak tongue in cheek and throw in tadbits of the truth. Leaving people to sift through to pick out the hard content. I see how that can work against my intention in a forum.

How are none of those points valid?

I have good friends who are combat veterans, they are not perfect people.
They’re brave and usually pretty crazy. But not perfect.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Jackson knows a hell of a lot more

than Brian Stann. That, and he’s way too old to compete.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ, I already knew I was wasting my time, but thanks for clarifying that for me:)…Your statement was that only someone on that level of talent should be listened to in evaluating that level, and you’re just wrong. The second part is you making the judgement that Brian just can’t handle the fact that Jon is so talented, and so young, and is taking a shot at him here. That’s just flatly stupid, baseless garbage spewing from your pores, kid. They’re friends and training partners, and see each other fairly often. Those aren’t generally the circumstances for someone to talk shit on another fighter. And people who are the most talented are often the least sober in evaluating others or in teaching and understanding the sport. Apparently you’d have me believe that Anderson Silva, BJ Penn and GSP are the only legitimate commentators worth listening to. No one else knows what it takes to be that good. Brian’s perspective on the two is more valid than anyone else but Greg Jackson and the other trainers Rashad and Jon work with. So thanks for playing, but Chewbacca is a Wookie, and you sir, do not make sense.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only mean when they also compete, but not at that level.

Obviously you don’t have to compete to be a good scout. But athletes who are currently competing have proven to be poor scouts.

But who cares. No one seems to actually want to understand what I mean. I don’t know what button I pressed that set everyone one off, but Christ, its easy for you guys to misinterpret and run off on a tangent, in mob fashion. I see how that is my fault for leaving it open for interpretation. Believe or not, I don’t like writing essay style comments to prevent from being nitpicked by people I don’t know anyway. You spent two paragraphs arguing against something that I never meant to say. It was all about inference. The funny part is that you were dumb enough to believe I was dumb enough to believe that only elite athletes can make valid assessments of athletes.

My only real point being that Brian Stann was wrong about this one.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your only point was that I shouldn’t take you seriously. Okay then.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't have to.

That’s the beautiful thing about free will.

I don’t take you seriously either. You just want to argue and ride the hate Farnsworth bandwagon.

What about the comment you just replied to is outlandish or ridiculous? Did you even read, you surely didn’t respond to it. What you did do is make it clear that your a prick who wants to argue.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read everything you wrote, and I write fast, so don’t worry about me obsessing over you. But why should I respond to it when you tell me everything I argued against in your first post was just a joke, and then flat out tell me I shouldn’t take you seriously? Why don’t you read what you wrote? The very first comment. You’re talking some shit there, then when a couple people debate you on it, you back completely away from all it, except for the last line two comments up, where you said you just thought Stann was wrong. So why not just say exactly just that from the beginning. I agree he’s wrong. And “The hate Farnsworth bandwagon!” Really? If the world doesn’t understand you, maybe put more thought into what you say from the beginning, or I guess stop caring. Now come on, don’t feel so persecuted:) LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, buddy

I just smoked a huge blunt and actually thought the halfheartedness of what I was saying came across.

As for the hate wagon, its new. Never really experienced it here before. I usually have a lot of fun joking with the guys. I think may have crossed Luke Thomas for good though. :(

I’ll try to turn that frown upside down.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL. When I’m joking, I just try to be a little extra surreal, it helps. You had some hilarious moments in the legendary Shane Carwin thread. But I sympathize. I have a lot of characters with different voices in me, and that shit doesn’t come across in short comments. I’m really not an argumentative prick, and I’m good at admitting I’m wrong if someone blows my argument away, but I don’t mind arguing. It’s good mental exercise. I’m glad we could make peace:) Can I get in touch with your connection? yes i’m kidding, I’m in Michigan and sometimes my funny bone hurts, and I need MEDICINE!

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sad part

I honestly thought I was being a little surreal. That’s why I threw in “Some people can’t deal with that shit.”

I had been saying it in a joking sense about everything for the last week or so.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Quietly contemplates the universe and listens to the water flowing under the bridge…)

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

kneels then skips stones across pond

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

To be fair B.H.

I didn’t know if you were joking or being sincere, but even if you were serious I would like give less then two shits. This is all irrelevant unless they actually fight.

It is still fun to observe one guy getting a beat down, it was like Strikeforce Nashville all over again with Luke playing the part of Nick Diaz.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was super blowed, bro.

But yeah, everyone is so serious. You’d think I just banged all their moms, with no rubber.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really should have your own show. I don’t think any commentor has ever made me laugh so hard so often.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

if anyone would actually want to watch me type in my underwear covered in taco meat and body hair.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one can question a true artist’s methods.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shakespeare would come back to life, rip his own decaying penis off and slap you in the face with it just for implying this is art.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck is Shakespeare?

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some dead nigga that wrote his generations version of Twilight.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw.

He wrote the prequel to dawn of the dead I think.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm.

Nacho Supreme.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

No glove no homie love.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here, I didn’t know. It’s like I spend half my life here sometimes, but I missed it.
You think you know guys and suddenly they turn into haters, it happens ALL THE TIME.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesson learned.

don’t talk bad about these white folks’ heroes. :)

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

fuck. Here comes the don’t take me so seriously cause I smoke marijuana.

by Crazynutts on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be high....

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

So by what basis are we supposed to grade your scouting ability on. You obviously disagree with Stann, but you haven’t given us any indication of where you fall in the realm of judging a fighters ability. Surely you will concede that a training partner for both, would have a better view than yourself.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

My opinion doesn't matter.

I just don’t agree Stann this time. Why is that so hard for everyone to understand?

 

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simple

You stated your own opinion, while simultaneously shooting down a much , MUCH more informed opinion. Thereby making it sound as if you think you know more than said source.
You understand that?

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

People hear what the want to hear. I just don’t believe he’s telling the totally unbiased complete truth. He obviously is much closer to the situation than I am.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You see

There you go again. I mean, i could understand if you said that Stann only says that because Rashad is a senior member of the camp and that he is a former LHW champ and so he is pushing Rashad. Instead you insinuate that Stann is being biased, why??? What does he gain from that? I see no reason for him to say something like that, unless that’s what he truly believes .

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again

I’m not saying how biased Stann is. What I’m saying is that human nature makes being totally unbiased impossible.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

your initial inference was that he wasn’t “telling the truth” b/c he was an inferior fighter to Jones, and couldn’t “deal with that shit.” you said it, that’s what sparked everything. if you had come out and said what you’re saying now, things would have gone in a different direction. go back and read your first post objectively and tell me what you get out of it.

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that.

Like I said, it was extremely tongue in cheek.

To be honest, I forget that only certain people understand my style of thinking or writing. I’ll remember that in the future.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought your points were....

“They don’t even do much GnP when they spar.

What advantage does Rashad carry into this fight, other than experience?

What has he done to show he can beat a much bigger, equally athletic wrestler with a foot of reach and good striking?"

To me those are good questions. You also just happened to throw in some uneccessary disses to a real heroic figure that a lot of ppl respect. I’m sure you didn’t mean to be a dick to him but..

Your beliefs become your reality.

by Hardy's in your face on Jul 27, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn't mean to slight Stann so badly.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

You pretty much got it here bro.

by Toney Blare on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on now Luke

he’s been posting here for a few months now, it’s hardly an advance warning. But really, he’s dropped more than enough good commentary in the past, in between talking about his questionable sexual practices.

But yeah, in terms of the reasons why he proclaimed Rashad would win I really don’t think he provided an indepth enough analysis for me to start agreeing with him. The main point he came up with was Rashad’s wrestling which I don’t think would necessarily give Jones all that much of a problem. Stann also mentioned how physically taxing Rashad’s style is, but he doesn’t mention that Rashad is usually himself the one that suffers in the later rounds.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't read the comments very much

For reasons directly related to his idiotic comments. They have a toxic influence if you spend too much time here.

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by Luke Thomas on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to know…

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know whats funny about this

this is like when your boss thats never around while you’re working finally stops by the building and when he does he catches you masturbating in the bathroom. Now you just that guy that masturbates to him. Me on the other hand I’m all good, I do my masturbating in the late afternoon.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you had actually read my comments, which you call idiotic (without having read them), you would see there is at least some merit to what I’m saying.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read them

And I’m dumber for having done so. If you’re trying to suggest Stann is wrong, that’s fine. He has no predictive powers just like you or I don’t. He might also have ulterior motives. 4But the rest of what you’re arguing is just breathtakingly stupid.

“if Brian Stann knew so much much about fighting, why doesn’t it show in his fights?

Have you ever been on a team before? When there are a few tops guys on one squad, you’re going to have differing opinions of who’s better than who and at what. Not only that, this is MMA. Its not like they can go full speed in practice. They don’t even do much GnP when they spar."

The amount of FAIL packed into this argument is staggering.

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by Luke Thomas on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first line honestly was a joke.

You can think what you like, but tell me this:

If you’re bread and butter is vicious elbows on the ground, how often will you get to do that is practice?

Excellent argument, BTW.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

bad time for typos :)

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Luke called me an idiot I just accepted it because he is a moderator and can ban me, arguing will result in 1 of 2 things:

1) You win the argument and get banned.
2) You lose the argument.

by DirtyML on Jul 27, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's possible to lose the argument and get banned

If you post a bunch of nonsense then break Rule #4 then you’ve lost the argument and gotten banned.

Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.

by SSreporters on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember the one time I got into it with Luke and somehow didn’t get banned.

He must’ve gotten laid the night before. =)

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by Applejack McNeil on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Government mandated warning label for MMA forums.

They have a toxic influence if you spend too much time here

Your beliefs become your reality.

by Hardy's in your face on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It’s like…you worst day on BE bro, hang on.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be strong…

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first week on the site Jemaleddin followed me around with a whoopin’ stick. I admit I cried a little…

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try to brush the guy off.

But I’ve shed my fair share of tears,

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't ...

think it was. I think you said it and saw the replies to it and realized you were fucking retarded for writing it.

Of course your saving grace to get out of the fire was the always popular “I WAS HIGH DUDE”.

by Crazynutts on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the classic response

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to be rude

but you and crazynutts seem really intent on double teaming this guy don’t you think?

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it all stems from the first post….and second actually. had he explained where he was actually coming from as opposed to simply throwing jabs at Stann, i guarantee it’d be a different, and less enjoyable, conversation.

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can take care of myself

but thanks. The real question here, is who the fuck cares about them? SNATCHFACE is an appropriate name.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha – cool, now we’re going the immature route. good times! thanks for the unintelligent post. and then again, you can always fall back to your typical, “i just smoked a blunt” response. g’day sir

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a good opportunity for my monkey picture right there.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should.

This is really stupid now. Farnsworth (i’m sorry that always makes me smile) has already conceded to being , shall we say over enthusiastic, in his rebuttal. The guy expressed his opinion, the masses let him have it and he apologized. What exactly is your problem, other than the fact that Emcee and your mom may know each other.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

That was was for TwatFace

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

but it’s kind of funny that you guys keep trying to come up with insults for a guy that’s already named Snatchface. And I can’t say I do know his mother, if so I’d have to recognize the back of her head.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 28, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

He really did all the work.

I want credit for being the first to point it out.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did she have braids?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well don’t make it sound like I’m sticking up for you cause we’re butt buddies or something, and certainly don’t thank me like some kind of homosexual person does, real men don’t appreciate shit that you do for them. I like to address a guy and his seemingly aggresive attitude and try to reason with him a little. I just think we all need to chillout a little here before this gets ugly like a nursing home yearbook.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

For certain.

Its nice to see the lynch mob mentality alive and well though.

I realized something hella important: My comment was the first in an article about a Luke Thomas interview with Brian Stann. I wasn’t too kind. If Stann were to glance at this article about his interview he would inevitably see it. After thinking about it in this context, I understand why Luke was so mad. I could care less what anyone else has to say; but when Luke Thomas calls you a dumb ass you really take that shit to heart.

I just had to smoke another blunt to put everything in perspective.

BTW- Don’t think I’m some homo who would appreciate if someone did stick up for him. Cause I’m not. I like women, and such.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that weird

I mean the staff are just a bunch of regular guys like us, Luke Thomas holds no authority over us in life, but when him or Brookhouse insult you it’s like your uncle just called you a douche or something.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

If one of my uncles called me a douche, I’d be wondering where the fuck they heard that at.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting opinion

Your beliefs become your reality.

by Hardy's in your face on Jul 27, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah but look around the thread a bit more, Luke. Too quick to forsake them, you may be. Sometimes it just takes a bit of patience, and the willingness to listen. These young folks are the future:) It takes effort and sacrifice, but it’s all worth it in the end.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What advantage does Rashad carry into this fight, other than experience?

Well, for one thing he puts his striking and grappling together much better than Jones does at this point. For another, he’s got better defense on the feet and he doesn’t leave limbs hanging out on the ground. Of course, all that comes from the experience.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

by FRANKIE on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

in response to BH Farnsworth that is

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good interview, but Rashad is definitely not going to fight Jon Jones anytime soon, I think he is going to lose to Shogun if that fight ever happens and then he will be rematching Rampage after Page loses to Machida.

by DirtyML on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the hell would they bother with a Rashad/Rampage rematch?

Get some other people involved in the title for a change.

Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.

by SSreporters on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it sold a huge amount of PPVs and the UFC is a business.

by DirtyML on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could be saying that

just to get people to drop the subject of those two fighting each other.

"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.

by IKilled007 on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He has so many reasons to not say the truth.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

you’re saying that there’s no validity to Stann’s opinion/assessment??

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m saying to take it with a grain of salt.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think its safe to say that Jon Jones is a much better fighter right now than Brian Stan will ever be. Some people just can’t deal with that shit.


What does it even matter that Jones may be a better fighter than Stann?? I’m sure we can conclude that Evans is better than Stann too, so what?! Stann still rolls w/them both and has more knowledge about their potential abilities than you or i.

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

To put plainly

until they actually fight to say that Evans would beat Jones “hands down” is ridiculous not matter who is saying it.

The sentence you quoted, to me Stan seems like a hater. That’s what that meant.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I suppose then it was the interviewers fault for thinking that Stann may have any insight into that match-up. You say he sounds like a hater. I say you sound like a Nut-hugger. We may all be wrong, but the fact of the matter is, Brian Stann is in a MUCH better position than any one of us, to make an informed opnion.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even like Jones.

I’d prefer Rashad beat him.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

You may try just disagreeing with the guy. To suggest that he just jealous or not talented enough to have an opinion is a direct statement (whether you think so or not) that you think you know better.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was extremely tongue in cheek and to a slight degree true. If he full out fought the two of them, what he said would have much more weight. 99% of all people, on some level, are jealous or envious of those at the top. Even if it is to a slight degree or manifested as a competitive drive.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they were to be matched up together

I’d bet on Jones, that’s all I’m saying.

"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.

by IKilled007 on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Jones is stronger on the ground

But Rashad has the better boxing.

It’s a toss-up for me. I will wait for the Vlad fight this weekend to make my assessment.

Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.

by SSreporters on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm w/you there

What little we’ve seen of Jones has been entirely impressive, w/out a doubt, glimpses of potential excellence even….. but I’d like to see him have a few more fights, against better/tougher fighters prior to making an assessment as to who may win between the two. that’s all.

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Even Bones has stated that he hasn’t fought any of the top fighters yet, and is a bit tentative when talking about all the hype that surrounds him. That already shows you that he knows he is far from a complete package.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We agree!

Yus!

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would we believe a very informed,, first hand opinion?

I would take Rashad over Jones at this point. I don’t know why it is so far fetched that Stann must be a liar and he KNOWS the truth just like the rest of us on the internet and cannot handle or admit the truth; Jon Jones is Superman, Aquaman, Randy Couture and Jesus all in one superhuman cage fighting machine.

There's no depth to my shallowness.

by Earl Montclair on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I don't even like Jones.

I just think he’s way to big and athletic to say that Rashad would beat him “hands down.”

For the record, I believe very little of what I hear. Its worked out well for me.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

“For the record, I believe very little of what I hear. Its worked out well for me.”

if he had said exactly what you just said, that he’s (Jones) way too big and athletic…… you’d believe that right? sounds to me like you believe others as long as they have the same opinion/belief as you, disregarding any merit that the statement may or may not have.

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That statement is based on absolutely nothing.

Way to fill in the blanks. At what point did I say anything that proves your claim?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

Are you saying that if Stann had come out and said that he is not sure what would happen in the fight, but he thinks Rashad has the Exp, but Jones is a much more physically gifted……you would not have agreed still?

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes absolutely no sense.

in essence, he’s asking if I would agree with someone if they said exactly what I was thinking and we shared the same opinion.

I haven’t made one comment that would say that I only believe things I agree with.
On the contrary, things I agree with, I usually scrutinize the most. Because I want to know what exactly I agree with.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So?

What you ARE saying is that you really do disagree with everything that someone else says, even if it’s what you were thinking, regardless of who they are or how informed they may be.
I dig that always questioning can lead to more knowledge, but really you are pushing it far on this one.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

What I’m saying is that, in general, you should believe what you see not what you hear.

Its a really old saying in a lot of cultures.

“Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.”- Benjamin Franklin

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you've

seen Rashad and Jones train first hand? wait a minute, no you haven’t, you’ve seen Jones fight a handful of fights that ended quickly, thus not showing us what he’s really capable or incapable of doing. and lastly, w/your logic, that you just posted, you’d likely lean towards believing the one who witnesses (sees something first hand) them training daily as opposed to relying on your own opinion which is completely unfounded. jus sayin

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their fights are pretty solid evidence.

Only two of Jones’ fights in the UFC ended quickly.

Again, if he sees something and then says it, I have to hear it.
The meaning of the saying is not to rely on what people say, but to see for yourself and draw your own conclusions.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

3 of his 5 fights ended before the 1/2 way mark. and if you’re going to rely on what you’ve seen (which is jones fighting far less formidable/reputable fighters than Rashad has to date), then i think you’re a tad ill-informed

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you're just splitting hairs.

Is the round half empty or half full? :)

The other thing I can see is their size, Rashad is naturally way smaller than Jones. If they were the same size, I’d pick Rashad all day.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first thing you gotta do when you’re new to BE is to pick the biggest, meanest Mod you can find…and proceed to suck him off every chance you get, that way none of the other commenters will mess with you cause they know you’re taken.

Me on the other hand, I just get by on being a boss.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You look em dead in the eye

and suck his dick till it falls off.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once I posted a picture of a monkey sucking his own dick (for good reasons), it got deleted, that’s the only interaction I ever had with mods.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s some sick shit, man. But funny as hell.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did it include a caption saying

“I don’t remember what your question was, but there’s the answer”?

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer

Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...

by BigDNotDallas on Jul 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why would we believe a very informed,, first hand opinion?

I wonder if Stann could accurately predict who would win between Ditka / Jones…or Ditka / Evans for that matter…?

"It's easy to grin when ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat....But the man wortwhile is the man who can smile when his pants are too tight in the seat.." - Judge Smails

by Goodenight on Jul 27, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

what about Ditka vs. A Hurricane?

a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon

by eastcoastatlas on Jul 27, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditka

No one blows harder that Ditka.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

it’s always Ditka, unless the hurrican is called Hurrican Ditka

a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon

by eastcoastatlas on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Stann

He’s very straightforward and honest.

Rashad would beat Jones at this point, it’s pretty obvious that they’re at different levels right now.

A couple of years from now? That might be a different story.

And wow, I wasn’t even aware of the rumors about the UFC in Afghanistan, that would be great for the troops.

I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...

by xAtlasx on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Stann

Jones v Rashad would be intriguing…

Let’s hope they fight when Jones is nearing his prime (scary thought) and before Rashad is past his…

UFC in Afganistan…That would be an awesome event for sure.

"It's easy to grin when ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat....But the man wortwhile is the man who can smile when his pants are too tight in the seat.." - Judge Smails

by Goodenight on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Rashad is scared of Jones.. when Jones was guest on MMA Live a few weeks back, Rashad did a “no we won’t fight because we’re teammates” routine, and when the question for the panel at the end was if Jones would get a title shot within the next year, Rashad was like “well that depends on who’s champion”. That was some sorry ass shit..

Other than that, I have based this on nothing and my dislike for Rashad. Can’t stand that guy. Don’t know Jones’ positon on the subject.

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Good gawd

yeah he’s scared

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 27, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a little weird, cause Jon looked like he didn’t want to answer, and Rashad kinda just spoke for them.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly, forgot to mention that. Jones didn’t really say anything, it was just Rashad shooting it down and squirming and shit.. pretty pathetic stuff

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually like Rashad to a degree, but yeah, I think he knows his days as the big dog there are numbered, if not already expired.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That interview gave me the same impression

like Rashad didn’t want Jones to say something that might embarrass him.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he sorta jumped in there, while Jon was busy fighting his vision of the future where he stood bloody and triumphant over Rashad’s mangled corpse.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

That’s terrible, man.

I actually visualized it just as you said it. So brutal.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It got easier to visualize after that Dragon came through back in ’09:)

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.. nice

lol.. niceI think Rashad is probably confident he can hug Shogun to death to win the belt, but that it would suck to lose it again in his first title defence, again. Thus, he wants to avoid Bones at all costs.. pretending like they’re friends and shit. We’re onto you, Rashad!

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, that’s the second time today that’s happened to me. Wonder why? That the first part of my reply, when followed by an empty row, gets doubled again in front of the next paragraph. Strange stuff.

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit! People aren’t suddenly calling you Nicholas are they?

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe.. I see what you did there

Hehe.. I see what you did thereProbably just a glitch in the matrix!

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it goes again! Hmm hmm.

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to post my line repeatedly, but I thought better than to mess with you in your condition.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir. I guess I’ll try to reinstall my browser or something, we can’t have this mess taking up space and confusing people. Don’t see anyone else posting the same way so it’s probably on my end.

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL! He probably got him an apartment in Alburquerque, takes him shopping and to the park, and has his wife cook him dinner and shit. Look at my nice wife Jon!, these innocent children! Don’t take it all away from them Jon Jones, please show us mercy Angry Jonny NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything you need there, Mr. Jones? Shoe shine? Coffee? Both?

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Interview

Although fighters might not necessarily be best at determining who’s going to win a fight (they tend to be biased toward established fighters — I’m guessing a study of Sherdog “Ask the Pros” polls would bear this out), if you train with someone you do gain first hand information that others, who don’t train with that person, don’t have. Whatever you think of Rashad, I think it’s somewhat revealing that he’s so confident that Rashad would beat Jones. I’m going to take this as yet further evidence that the Jones – Janitor line is mispriced, just because I can.

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by The Darkness on Jul 27, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m thinking maybe he’s just trying to be a nice guy by picking the one with far more experience and credentials in the game. If he’d said he’d think Jones would dominate Rashad, that would be much more disrespectful, right? Or maybe he’s just better friends with Rashad.. anyway, personally I wouldn’t give too much thought to what Stann is saying here, when they’re this close I think there’s too much politics involved to count on getting an honest answer. Just my two cents..

by Horselover Fat on Jul 27, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

if he had come out and said that the young inexperienced cat would take it that would make Rashad look bad. Even if he said it would be close that would still not come off too good for a veteran like Rashad. He did keep bringing up how Rashad is more experienced, and Rashad has been doing it longer etc.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just came out and said something wild to say it, but he summed up exactly what I was thinking.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how no one can believe that Rashad would beat Jones

I know everyone is on Jones’ dick (and I like the guy) but their hatred for Rashad blinds them.

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You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 27, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Rashad

I think he’s a great fighter. I just think Jones would beat him.

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by IKilled007 on Jul 27, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think it’s less the hatred of Rashad than the irrational love of Jones that’s flying around the internet. The kid is good and he shows potential, but people just can’t seem to see that he’s got a ways to go before he puts it all together.

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by FRANKIE on Jul 27, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

For me it has much more to do with one thing...

Rashad Evans comes dangerously close to losing a lot of fights that seem to be wrapped up. He just never really seems to close things out definitively, and leaving your opponent in the fight either physically or mentally is a bad idea.

It looked like if Rampage hadn’t struck out on his three follow up punches that Rashad was going to be sleeping, and it also looked like Thiago Silva was dangerously close to wiping him out after getting dominated the entire fight.

It’s just extremely difficult for me to pick a guy that seemingly looks to lose fights he’s winning against a guy that wants to show you a magic trick.

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by Jacob Hayes on Jul 27, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

excpet Rashad didn’t look dominant against them either. It looked like he was only able to get less then half of his attempted takedowns, unable to hold them down, and then almost got finished in the third round.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don’t see what Rashad has to offer a much bigger wrestler who is equally athletic. On the feet, Rashad is more technical for sure; but his range is so limited compared to Jones. He throws nice, quick, straight punches, but Jones throws a front kick that reaches across the cage. I think even if Rashad gets Bones on his back, he couldn’t keep him there. He might even get swept, that would be a disaster.

The whole Wall’n’Stall tactic might not work against a guy who’s been tossing people like Jones has. Randy kept Vera pinned against the cage, Jones just tossed him. To me that says a lot about where his wrestling is.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed my point

It wasn’t that Rashad dominated them, it was to note that claiming that Jones has an advantage because he has looked better in his recent fights than Rashad is ridiculous when one has been fighting borderline top 20 fighters while the other has now fought five top 10 fighters in a row. Its completely apples and oranges. Of course a talent like Jones is going to look great against the Bonnars and Hamills of the world but he has yet to face anyone in the top 10; meanwhile Rashad has not had a fight against a non-contender since 2007.

by Enmascarado on Jul 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankyou

That should really end the debate…..but maybe not.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 28, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think its a toss up.

If Jones can control Evans on the ground, it could be dangerous as hell for Rashad.

On the other hand, if Rashad can stay on his feet,he may be able to outbox Jones. Rashad has some serious power and we haven’t seen Jones’ chin.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad would wipe the floor with Jones. He has waaay more experience inside the cage.

by Bandaka on Jul 27, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Considering how they are never going to fight i do not see why this was even asked or why people care. Props to Stann for giving his true opinion instead of a PC answer but im not sure i agree with his answer. Watching MMA Live the other week there was three LHW’s on the panel. Rashad , Bonnar , and Jones. Rashad was noticeably smaller then the two and Jones swallowed them both whole. Jones is a massiave guy and is only going to get bigger. HW is defiantly in his future. Both of his Brothers are HUGE one in the NFL and one a all american prospect in college. The guy is only going to progress and right now today i think he would give Rashad a hell of a fight. Tomorrow Rashad would have no chance.

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by MMA_PITBULL on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

now you're just tryin

to be a hater

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boetsch will murder Rashad

better standup, great TD defense, book closed

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by xAtlasx on Jul 27, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lean toward agreeing with Stann, though i do think that he went out on a limb with his “hands down” sentence. Jones may be bigger, but Rashad has progressed very well. There is a big difference in pulling stuff off in training and knowing the theory, and then having to pull it off in the cage. Jones has shown that he is willing to try any thing during fights, but that is probably what will bring him crashing down sooner rather than later.
Rashad by TKO Rd 3 (possibly by elbow from full mount)

by Dfuzemma on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone ask him who wins Brock or the Gorilla.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Brock via Lactic Acidosis

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by MMA_PITBULL on Jul 27, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd think he'd have a better chance with his hands up.

What a terrible boxing coach Brian Stann would be.

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by James Brady on Jul 27, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Just look at the guy! And he’s got kids! A Marine! The guy is marketable as all hell ;)

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

fortunately Jones wont have to go thru Shad for the belt.

Jones would land way more in a stan up battle. He is never staionary and can connect from so many angles. Shad’s only chance would be on the floor with top control. That said Jones will be waiting for the TD attempts and will deftly shrug him off or toss his ass to the canvas.

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by Hardy's in your face on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

great interview

what’s the dude gonna say? “I’m low on the totem pole on this team but IMO the young and upcoming guy can easily beat our highest paid guy.”

..!..

by nostraboris on Jul 27, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know if they are doing the preview show fir this event? I’ve been trying to find info on if they’ll be doing one and I can’t find any dates on versus for it this week.

by Johnnynumber5 on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to apologize to Brian Stann

and also to Luke Thomas. Stann has done a lot of important and dangerous service for our country. In the cage, he has given us a lot of highly entertaining fights. Any slight on that would be very disrespectful. Whether serious or not, I realize that my comments could easily offend or even insult Stann. For that I am truly sorry. I don’t believe he is jealous of Jones. He seems like a real stand up guy, a good teammate and a great friend. I feel ashamed to what I said seemed so incredibly disrespectful, even though I didn’t mean it.
Brian didn’t have to take the time to interview, especially if people(me) are just going to insult or discredit him.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

they must’ve really e-bitch slapped you, Tiger didn’t even have to apologize that damn hard.

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

My own free will.

But I do have a sex addiction.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically

you let everyone punk you out. You might as well bend over and grab your ankles while they have their condomless way with you, and hand over your cornbread while you’re at it CAUSE YOU DON’T DESERVE IT!

2010 Summer of Side Boob.

by Fake Emcee on Jul 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Naw. I ain't no punk.

I still say fuck all those guys. Really it was just two douchebags, and dropped the hammer down on one of em. I holds my ground like an oak tree. If you notice, I waited till things were dead to apologize.

I just realized why Luke was mad, even though I still think I had a point. Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and take the easy road. After all, who gives a fuck anyway? There’s a handful of people I respect on here, the rest can suck it. You guessed it. No rubber.

I just didn’t want to insult Brian Stann personally, cause it seems like there’s a fair chance he might have read that.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a sick bastard if you’re going to laugh at a man who lost his cornbread.

"You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't. "

by B.H. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but i find all cornbread affiliated subjects are better once they end with said cornbread leaving the vicinity.

by Dfuzemma on Jul 28, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones v Evans

Evans has been in Jackson’s camp longer than Jones. Evans is viewed as a “leader” of that camp. Jones is the “student”. Stann must back the leader of the camp. I’m surprised he even answered the question.

by Colorado Fan on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I really have no comment on who would win between the two, but....

The “special” thing about Jones is that he is dynamic; he is explosive and intelligent. What I mean by this is that, not only does he have the raw strength, speed and overall athleticism to pull off those jaw-dropping Wrestling, Greco-Roman and Judo throws and take downs, but he also has the guts to actually attempt them. He is intelligent enough to know this and most likely predicts that his opponents will not try such techniques.

A lot of these awe-inspiring maneuvers are deemed flashy most of the time and hence are categorized into that section called impractical. The fact of the matter is, that a lot of these “flashy” moves are actually very effective and can really do some damage. Not to say that some moves really are irrelevant because I would never, ever attempt a 540, or even worse, a 720 degree spinning kick on anybody. Unless of course a Machida type prodigy brings a deemed “irrelevant” style of classic martial arts back into mainstream MMA. Then I would gladly be wrong.

Anyways, back to the topic. The three things you need to have in order to pull off mind-blowing martial arts techniques are:

-Complete courage; no room for fear or hesitation
-Knowledge of the technique; know the proper way of execution
-Athleticism to match; make sure your body is capable!

And with the youth, athleticism and ever-growing knowledge of MMA this kid brings to the table, it’s quite easy to see why Jones is being hyped. Until of course, he gets owned by trying a super move. We will see if it happens against Matyushenko.

My guess is that his brain will register the fact that every time he thinks of trying a crazy take-down or spinning elbow, his mind will cancel out that thought. He will then precede to just trying to land a power punch and if all else fails, go for the double and just try your damn hardest to GnP the guy to oblivion and if THAT fails…meh, take the decision. A win’s a win. Oh..I think I just described Rashad. And most wrestlers in MMA.

I sure hope Jones never stops making those wonder moves.

by ultima0chaotic on Jul 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

damn i hate coming into a thread after it already has over 200 posts...i feel that whatever i post has already been posted...and i dont feel like reading the previous 200 posts to check..

DAMN IT

i just typed up 4 paragraphs breaking down this fight and when i clicked “preview” and after i proofread it and was satisfied i clicked backspace to go back instead of clicking “post” and it deleted everything i said….

im not typing all that shit again…so i’ll simply say:

rashad wins

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Jul 28, 2010 3:54 AM EDT reply actions  

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