Bull def. Aleksander Emelianenko via KO (stomps):
"It looks like during a Russian game-show called 'Big Races' (which is shot in France), Aleksander Emelianenko participated in a competition with a bull to see if he was more of a 'beast' than an actual beast. Not sure on the exact details of the contest, but from what I understand, it involved a no-rules match that somehow included urine.
In the end of the competition, the bull stepped on Aleksander's face and knocked out two of his teeth. From the reports, the studio was literally filled with blood and Alek was rushed to a local French hospital to insert his two teeth which he apparently picked up after the incident."
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I hope the bull didn’t get hepatitis. That would be sad.
http://www.instrength.com
by Tim Burke on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Beat me to it...Rec'd
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it's the only good fight there is."
by dancingChicken on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
"Bull-jitsu is nothing special"
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
lol
thats awesome, what a bad ass, picking up his teeth afterwards as if he dropped his glasses
by DeadBodyCircus on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s kind of badass, in the way that its among the dumbest things i’ve ever heard a human do. If he gets killed it’s a certified Darwin award.
Next up- Aleks puts on a wetsuit and battles a tiger shark
Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down
by Austin Martin on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
One thing I have learned from all my time in Navarra
Is that bulls are nothing to fuck with.
Could have been much worse for Aleks.
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by Well Read Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
He's got nothing on Johnny Knoxville.
Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
by Dr. Octagon on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This was a rematch. Aleks choked out the bull with a standing guillotine in Canada a couple of years back.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
At first I thought this was a Strikeforce event
then I realized that would be silly. Coker would never sign Aleksander. Bull vs Batista at SF38!
by Sqwibbs on Jul 26, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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by Damon O. on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Maybe Alex doesn't actually have hep
Maybe the real reason no promotion wants to sign him is because he’s fucking crazy. I mean, I’ve heard of not giving a fuck but I think even Nick Diaz would be like “Nah, homie” if somebody asked him to fight a bull.
by simpsycho on Jul 26, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nick would fight it, drop a decision to the bull, then try to beat it up again at the veterinarian’s office.
http://www.instrength.com
by Tim Burke on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You're on fire
Between this and your first comment.
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by eastcoastatlas on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Actually they would both test positive for grass
and the fight would be ruled a No Contest.
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by CasualMMAFan on Jul 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So does the bull get a shot at Fedor now?
by Polyhedron on Jul 26, 2010 1:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
In SF you climb the rankings after a loss, not a win.
by PM23 on Jul 26, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's Crazy
Alek should have listed to the wisdom of Matt Hamill (or Mike Nickols…whichever): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J896VxsA3xs
Check this stuff out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MapyZq4YIo
Bob Arum thinks I'm a white Nazi skinhead even though I'm a brown grad student (with hair)
Not sure on the exact details of the contest, but from what I understand, it involved a no-rules match that somehow included urine.
Dig the bull pee on Aleks after face-stomping him, or did Aleks pee his pants at some point? Or did he pee on the bull’s sushi afterwards?
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
mma math
fedor>bear>bull>aleks
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