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Strikeforce Challengers:Del Rosario vs. Mahe - Live Results and Commentary

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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for Strikeforce Challengers.  The live blog will start with the beginning of the Showtime broadcast (at 11PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event. 

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

Caros Fodor vs. Thomas Diagne - Round 1 - Production gaffe #1, the intro graphic said "Fedor" rather than "Fodor." Fodor knocks Diagne down early.  Diagne gets up and gets chased and knocked right back down. Diagne survives and they're back to standing with Fodor pushing him against the cage. Fodor is not giving him any space, he is locking him up against the cage and working knees to the legs.  They separate and Diagne lands a spinning back kick and Fodor walks through it and pushes him into the cage again. Fodor looks for a takedown and can't get it.  The round ends and it was clear 10-9 Fodor.  Round 2 -Diagne tries to work from distance but Fodor plows through it right back into the clinch where he is owning the fight. It's just the same thing for minutes at a time here with the clinch work. Diagne throws a nice elbow and back to having his back against the cage. Jumping knee and a head kick by Diagne and it really looks like he has no power. Fodor with a nice double leg.  Side control and now Diagne turtles and Fodor pounds away.  Fodor lands a knee as they're standing and then right back to the ground.  Americana is defended by Diagne and they're back to standing. 10-9 round for Fodor. Round 3 - Spinning kick to the body by Diagne but he has no power so Fodor walks through it.  Right back into the clinch. Spinning hook kick misses and a crescent kick lands. Diagne is throwing everything he has but he just doesn't have any pop on those fancy shots.  Diagne throwing a few strikes but Fodor isn't worried about them so he walks forward landing shots. Fodor with the takedown now. Very deep kimura and Diagne is able to survive. Fodor is just pounding away but it doesn't look like he'll be able to finish the fight. Still, he dominated almost the entire fight. 10-9 again for a 30-27 win on my card. Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Caros Fodor.

Ron "Abongo" Humphrey vs. Mike Kyle - Round 1 - Kyle landing some nice straight punches early and Humphrey is kind of flailing.  Now Humphrey pushes him into the cage and they're trading knees to the legs and body. Abongo separates, lands some very nice punches and takes Kyle down. Humphrey is trying to work for a choke from the top but Kyle defends.  Kyle gets full guard.  In a scramble Abongo tries for a strange choke and now is back on bottom and now again avoids a choke.  Flying knee from Kyle and another but Abongo takes him down. A few nice punches and Kyle sweeps.  This is sloppy as all hell but a lot of fun. Kyle mounts and Abongo reverses. Abongo tries for the choke again and the round ends. 10-9 Humphrey. Round 2 - They trade left hooks and Humphrey looks pretty tired.  Nice punches by Kyle. Kyle throws a series of knees to the groin and doesn't get caught.  Humphrey drops for a heel hook, can't get it and now he's on top. Really weird stand-up by the ref and now Kyle with a trip takedown into the mount.  That stand-up made no sense and it's allowed Kyle to take the back and he's landing big shots now. Rear naked choke sunk in and Abongo has to tap. Awful job by the ref.  Mike Kyle wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 2.

Cory Devela vs. Bobby Voelker - Round 1 - Devela is throwing some big shots after a takedown into mount early.Voelker is doing a decent job to defend so far.  Big shot from Devela but Voelker scrambles to standing. Now Devela has him pushed into the cage. Takedown by Devela again, this time into half guard.  Devela landing some big punches and if there were elbows allowed in Strikeforce he'd have finished it already.  Devela tries for a guillotine and gives up position, Voelker survives and now he is the one on top. The round ends and it was a good one for Devela 10-9. Round 2 - Devela with a nice takedown right into half guard again but now Voelker sweeps to top. Devela almost locks in an armbar and he is staying busy enough that Voelker can't do a lot of damage but lands a right hand as I type that. Devela tries to sweep but can't get it and remains on bottom.Voelker lands a few more punches but still hasn't been able to do a ton. Devela looks for a knee bar, can't get it but does get back to his feet.  Devela lands some big shots right before the bell and they hurt Voelker. Still, Voelker probably gets the nod on the card 10-9. Round 3 - Devela pushes him into the cage and lands a few short punches. Now they separate and Devela lands some big punches. Voelker lands a nice knee to the chin now.  It's a lot of clinch work against the cage now.  Voelker is landing soe big shots now and Devela fires back. Devela keeps shooting and can not get the takedown. Voelker with the takedown. Devela uses a leg lock to get back to standing. They're trading big shots and Devela is landing better.  It's a very close round but I think the judges will give it to Voelker so I guess 29-28 Voelker.  Official Scorecards: 29-28 Devela, 29-28 Voelker, 29-28 Voelker.  Bobby Voelker wins by split decision.

Sarah Kaufman vs. Roxanne Modafferi - Round 1 - Modafferi charges and Kaufman grabs her and pushes her into the cage. Modafferi with a nice little takedown and Kaufman is trying to walk up. Modafferi with some nice work to make sure Sarah ends up on her back in full guard. The ref stands them up way too quickly as Roxy was doing work. Kaufman landing some punches now. Roxy tries for a takedown and can't get it. Round ends and I guess it's 10-9 Roxy.  Round 2 - Kaufman is teeing off early. Clinch work against the cage here and now Kaufman gets distance and unloads. Back to clinch work and this fight is...ugly. There's really not a lot going on here but Kaufman controling the clinch and occasionally landing a nice shot to the body or head. Kaufman with another big flurry as the round ends and she should have just evened it up.  Round 3 - Roxy with a takedown early in the round.  She's working for a pass to half guard and can't get it but lands a few nice punches .  Sarah is able to use upkicks to get distance and stand up. Kaufman is trying to land punches here.  Roxy jumps to pull guard and while they're on the ground Kaufman picks her up and powerbombs her and the fight is over, Roxy is out. That was naaasty.  Sarah Kaufman wins by KO (slam), round 3.

Shane Del Rosario vs. Lolohea Mahe - Round 1 - Shane pushing him into the cage now and he's going to wear Mahe out. They're woking against the cage and the ref restarts them.  Mahe with wild punche s and Shane misses with a head kick.  Right hand by Mahe lands hard.  Left hand lands hard for Shane and now some hard body kicks.  Del Rosario is really working over Mahe's knees which is going to pay off in the end.  Mahe is hurt badly by knees to the body and it's over!  Shane Del Rosario wins by TKO, round 1.

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Wait,

why cover this? Not like it’s a major show or anything…

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

They always cover Strikeforce Challengers

It’s like saying why bother covering UFC Fight Night?

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kidding dude.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you were trying to make a point but....

I do not see any comparison in the level of competition between a UFC Fight Night and a Strikeforce challengers card. Next fight night has Belcher vs Maia. This card has a chick fight on it.

Even if you are talking about up and comers I think there is still no comparison. I’m happy BE covers this though. All major fights should be covered.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science

by Alex Grad on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unimportant and irrelevant.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

It was a clear comparison.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science

by Alex Grad on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

same shit different day

i had this same arguement the other day with some asshole on mania. someone asks wheres the coverage of the impact fc card and he says its not important. thats like saying i dont watch any football games but the superbowl. its stupid shit. all fights matter. regional and international.

by benavidez_fan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are completely missing the point

this is about giving relatively new fighters a chance to either prove themselves or get out of the cage. i like seeing new fighters before they make it to a major card. plus if it’s so unimportant why are you bothering to post about it?

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

One of us

doesn’t know how the reply button works. Cause if your reply was to me, you just talked a lot without reading what you replied to. It makes no sense. So, I’ll just chalk it up to a misplaced reply.

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by Alex Grad on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the ad for the show last night

And they totally botched it and said Cory Devela is fighting Caros Fodor. They only highlighted those two and the women’s fight. Not even one mention of the main event.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

When you click on Caros Fodor or Thomas Diagne’s “fighter profile” at Strikeforce.com, it just Googles their name for you.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like they're giving up already

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone know a site doing prelim results? Junkie doesn’t seem to be live.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know

Media coverage locally is sparse. When I look at the Everett Herald they mention Strikeforce under “Entertainment” and under sports they do talk about Devela and his girlfriend surviving cancer, coupled with who is on the card.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it still should be entertaining

i hope

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce cards are usually very entertaining

Especially Challengers.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally O/T

But I’ve finally seen the Shake Weight commercial. Freaking classic. SNL spoof was even better.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

do you have a link?

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I Have Returned

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Your return has nothing on

Slim’s Return

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madlib is good

but he can’t touch Dilla

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not

Have both

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that whole CD

Champion Sound is my shit

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL YES

Impossible to not get hype listening to it. Challenge my sound, which is the Champion Sound.

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of the greatest beats ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=576QXSyDAw0&feature=related

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see McNasty Filth

and raise you “Man’s World”

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, I cant thank you enough for that

the version I have only lasts a little over a minute so this makes me so happy. I thank you with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKorJkjgbWM

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dilla and Doom: unbeatable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUZ7-C0wPF4&feature=related

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Grimm

But DOOM is that dude.

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Grimm doesn't have impostors perform at his shows for him.

DOOM may be that dude, but when you go to one of his shows, that dude may not be DOOM.

by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 1:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha true

DOOM is a lazy bastard. There’s no doubting that.

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

drinkin mad dog 20/20

can’t believe they still make this sh*t. love it nonetheless

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven't had that shit in a while

and that’s probably a good thing

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

you’re not missin out on much, but i got a good buzz goin so that’s a good thing
def needs to be ICE cold

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Skeletor!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

who cuts

down from 320 lbs! wow

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Mahe...

he should probably maintain his weight around 265 and stop gassing.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauro/Quadros/Miletich is a good group. I like the chemistry. Mauro is so much better when he isn’t working with Gus on those higher pressure events.

by smoogy2 on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Mauro is a douche but these three do work well together

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason the CBS execs turn the switch on his back to 11. I don’t think anyone but those people think it’s a good diea.

by Phildo on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauro is an MC first and foremost, and so is Gus. It just doesn’t work having them in the same broadcast booth.

In this setup, it works perfectly because Mauro is a strong MC but can’t handle all the play by play, Miletich is great at color commentary but has no MC skills, and Quadros picks up the slack in both play by play and commentary as the third man, which is his ideal role.

by smoogy2 on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Mauro keeps the puns to a minimum...

this will be a fine broadcast.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answer before anyone asks why the women aren’t in the main event…they’re women.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

fair enough

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Kaufman cleared the place out last time she headlined

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember that

which was/is unfortunate

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

People who get mental about shit like bout order are hosers anyway. Take off ya hosers!

by smoogy2 on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice power

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The neck tattoo moved from the weigh pic to the real fight

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

40 seconds in and Diagne has been KO’d twice.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

clearin the cobwebs?

no chin

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude's a potted plant as well

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Graphic said fedor red gloves didn’t it?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

well some people say he should cut to LHW

but 155 might be a little bit of overkill

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes just rewound to double check

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought, too.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh what, you want new graphics for every fight now?

What are we, Rockefellers?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My god that was hilarious.

Just caught it on the west coast rerun.

They fixed it for round 2 though, LOL

by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 2:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

thought it said that

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by achengy on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I’ll watch this tonight.

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 marines

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

The PUNK says no waiting

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

fixed the red gloves to Fodor

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Frodo

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by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

annoying right knees
love it

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Was Diagne on Iron Ring?

He suddenly seems familiar.

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by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

That was pretty sweet

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That was some fun somersaulting.

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 red gloves

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that, that was a technically sound kimura attempt

but that was a pretty fucking sweet sequence.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ODOR IS COMING!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Frodo

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by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Frodo

via Bilbo’s coat

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Cung Le

You are not Mr. Diagne

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

just absolutely no power

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 power

and a chin like a Styrofoam cup from the local Chinese Restaurant

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

they use cheap plastic dude.

Your Chinese Restaurant Fails!

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by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah son

They’re on the cutting edge of Cheap Culinary flatware stuffs.

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huerta arms

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa. Escapes again.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW, this dude is explosive.

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

With elbows he might have finished there. Still think they should be legal

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

even Frank Shamrock can't deny that was 30-27

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

frank just tweeted

it’s a draw

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank Mir just tweeted

30-27 Miguel Torres

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good crowd

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Frodo wins

And he wants his precious!!

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by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mixed up that reference a little.

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a grilled cheese today for the first time in what must have been 15+ years.

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by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You have missed a lot.

I have grilled cheese with ham at least once a week.

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by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grill Cheese vs a Taco

who wins?

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by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

deathmatch

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by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side cheese kick.

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by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do either of them contain bacon?

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a grilled cheese truck here in la

its amazing. THey have mac n cheese in it and ham. The lines are always ridiculously long

by av1o3 on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a taco fan

But I was in Everett earlier this week and I went to a small restaurant where they sold some cheap-ass burritos and they were excellent.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The taco would fight dirty.

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t that just make it a ham and cheese sandwich?

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Didn’t think of that. Good stuff.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

embryonic x’s 2????

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by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Fodor vs. Lesnor for the SF title please

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by Tonley on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fodor vs Larson

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

With Vera vs Couture II as the co main.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that is just fucking awesome

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Facepalm*

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Undefeated in Strikeforce?

In all fairness, so am I.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and like Carwin before the Lesnar fight

he’s never been past the 1st round

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

kyle via

lisp

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Abongo has to be one of my favorite names in MMA

Didn’t he fight George Bush III in the last card?

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

next fight starting already?

this is why I like Japanese shows. I get plenty of time for a smoke break in between fights.

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And the intros are more awesome

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've still got time

Jimmy Lennon, Jr. still needs to announce both guys four or five more times before they get the fight itself started.

by Jamie Penick on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Mauro

Spitting out Luke Thomas words left and right.

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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

And they are overloading the preamps for the microphones. Production has taken a step down again.

HTML5 + WebM now! Death to Flash!!!

by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Abongo by spiritual enlightenment

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Iron Ring Tournament Champ?

That’s an accomplishment?

Really?

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

um...did you not watch Iron Ring?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surviving anything that has to do with Krazy Horse and BET

Is definitely an accomplishment.

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only Abongo was related to Cheick Kongo

You cannot beat Abongo Kongo.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

what about Fedor Fodor?

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do refs not have to wear shirts now?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking how fun his name would be to yell, like an angry college dean in a movie.

“HOOOOIIIIIISINGTOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!”

by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a French dipping sauce

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

One has to keep oneself entertained during these cards.

It’s either that or listen to Mauro.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

75" reach for Kyle > 75" reach for Abongo

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they just call this a #1 contenders match for the 205 belt?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there anyone else on the roster to give a shot to?

by simpsycho on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIGER KNEE!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

This is a mess. Fun times, though.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

tough round to score

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Kabongo!

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Very fun round

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was something - 10-9 Abongo

because it’s more fun to say “Abongo” than Kyle.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That was sloppy as shit…and a LOT of fun

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

nice combo

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Those knees were brutal

and not low

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF? That was 3 straight knees to the balls?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he kept them above the belt

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a Mike Kyle fight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sub Escape Night!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

what??? stand up?

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome to Strikeforce

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!!! WHY DID HE STAND THEM UP?!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Why was dude rushing them?

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

They did bring a ground game clock?

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by Tonley on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, what a cunt of a ref.

Handed the fight to Kyle.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

on a silver platter

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

That was a real screw job.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I still think he should have put something on over his under armor

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

BOGUS WIN

Thanks to the Tito Ortiz trained Ref

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…awful job ref

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a real WTF moment from him.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that Militech called that a great fight

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Pat

Mauro is perpetually annoying though.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

King Mo would keep Kyle on his back all day SORRY

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

would not

even be a fight. Mo all day, easily

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I am not a big King Mo fan. It would be embarassing

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

but if this ref works the fight

it would get stood up every 5 seconds

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Mo would keep putting him right back down

by Loco Chewy on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauro has a look perfectly suited for radio

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck

he sounds exactly like Lex Luger

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Kyle, I mean.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"God has a lot planned for me."

….Which is for King Mo to just destroy him.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No excuse needed

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I do love the seamless flow from thanking God

to the phrase “kick the shit out of Brock Lesnar.”

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce fighters sure know how to help the promotion hype up future fights.

by Jahbulon on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Voelker +180. Make it happen

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Kyle

Doesn’t call anyone out except Brock Lesner

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science

by Alex Grad on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he doesn't call out fighters

but he calls out fighters his friends are fighting

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Lesnar quip would've been met with cheers 4 weeks ago

Instead it was light boos

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEIDI ANDROL? YES!

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Neat women’s tournament, but I think Carina Damm takes it easy.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

As long as she pisses clean. As crude as that sounds when talking about women’s MMA.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tournament is going to be all Tate.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Roxy.

Gonna get run’d over.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"we work hard"

“not just for fights, we work hard every day.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then for what?

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

Kaufman just made the statement.

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by Damon O. on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Sarah’s biggest fan. Right here.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

she called out Brock

said he’s a bitch

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That SF needs to put her on a main card basically lot of other rah rah bs

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

“This is the last time I defend this title on a Challengers show, next time will be on the main show”

Or something to that effect.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Basically

She said that Strikeforce needs to have her on the Main Cards and stop BS’ing with the 135 division.

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that stuff she was complaining about before.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile fans were acting like there was a fire in the building last time she fought…

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not exactly Sarah’s fault, though she probably could have gone in for the kill.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because women’s MMA has really been tearing up up with GREAT fights lately. sigh

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give Sarah a chance. Akano wouldn’t fight her. 9 out of her 11 fights have been pretty effin good.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The biggest mistake in MMA regulation has been 5 minute rounds for women

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

The three minute rounds were absolute garbage of the highest order.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

And by that I mean there was almost no time for any sustained action. Some fights will just be horrible…doesn’t mean that 5 minute rounds are a bad thing.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 minute rounds created urgency. 5 minute rounds means a lot of bad fights that go way too long.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well you could say the same thing for a lot of mens fights as well.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Roxy show yer moxie.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno why but White women in cornrows = teh sex

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You win sir.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can has pictures now?

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh...i forgot to do that!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOO WAIT DON'T!!!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce Challengers shows don't do enough comments for it to break everything like UFC cards

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like ZOMG for realz?

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strangely enough

This GIF could also be used any time the Mariners get a hit.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol from the only baseball game I have ever seen. Fucking strange.

Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.

by Sam Cupitt on Jul 24, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

Only some white women can pull this off.

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why when they put on previous fight highlights is it blurry and dark colored?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Because Showtime doesn't care.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell is Cowboy Karate?

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

ah...

so it’s that fighting style where you’re a middle of the road fighter who talks too much? Cool

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly what I meant

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

fun to watch...

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by Neil Manich on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

That sounds more like Jamie Varner.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

so no grappling?

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Off-shoot of thugjitsu.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which partly inspired Bobby Green’s Hood style

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

mostly spitting

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dennis Hallman made it up.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hoisington is the only ref they could get in Everton?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Everett you mean

Everton is a football club.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry you’re right

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Hossinfeffer again.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

clinchiest card evar

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

until he just laid down and gave him the mount

by HitokiriX on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

annnnnd we're back at it

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sponsered by....

Clinch Gear? Conspracy.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

The truth is out there

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Ref should stand them up

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

This fight is a lot different with elbows

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

probably would have been over

when he literally gave up the mount like it was part of his plan

by HitokiriX on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every fight is

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

10-7 Voelker.

I’ve got him at +180, gimme a break.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9 the guy who isn't Volker

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9 not volker

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice sweep

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Of course the crowd is gonna boo.....

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

This fight has been on the ground for what, 20 unanswered seconds?

I WANT MY STANDANDBANG!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worse than the standup in the Humphries fight

Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump

by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

booers gon boo?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Most people from Everett only recognize a fight

When weapons are involved.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

solid finish

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Rocked him to end the round.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Voelker 19-19 Voelker

and Pat and Mauro are high.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I just scored it a tie for Voelker. So that was awesome

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea.

his sub attempts weren’t close enough to win the round.

by Broke Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their herb tonight is better than Rogan’s on a fight night

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I was almost convinced that I was the nutty one. At least I’m not alone.

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pat is CRAZY if he thinks the judges would give it to Devela

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

“I’d be interested to see how the judges adjudicate that round.” I hate Mauro

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

They're out of their minds if they think this is 20-18

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

What the hell is Quadros talkin about?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

not sure what he is talking about of the time99%

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

The corner man for Voelker sounds like he goes through 3 packs a day

by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Are they talking about carbs?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Voelker is going to win this decision and the announce team is not going to be able to figure it out

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

They decided he lost the first two rounds.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck the judges

This is too fun to let them ruin this night.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Voelker (+180), winner (split decision)

announcers are shocked for no real reason

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank you.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that guy

I didn’t even see the exchanges because I was focused on him

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how every arm around a neck is a guillotine attempt

by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Stand and Wang

Stand and Wang Stand and Wang

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by Neil Manich on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Not Voelker

though I don’t really care either way

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

hahah

same, but i’m goin the opposite – just cuz

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

negative

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I guess 29-28 Voelker but either way isn’t a robbery

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Last round was really close

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

thinking the same thing Brent. That fight was close eather way that decision went was fine. For someone to call that fight a clear victory for one side or the other is insane

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

any that corner is now all sorts of painted. Could a announcing team look more dam stupid I ASK ?

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Not Volker

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

garbage

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

ROBBERY!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I keed

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

horrid

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

I scored it for the other guy, but it was a close fight, dead even going into a very very close third round.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least none of the judges went 30-27 Cecil Peoples must have the night off

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

ouch how does he get tha nod

by beerdo on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Didn't see much of the fight...was it close?

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Very close, could have gone either way. First to Devela, 2nd to Voelker, 3rd was close.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m disappointed in Pat Miletich. This is the first time I can remember him being SO wrong.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't want to watch it again.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

same

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Elbows would have ended the fight early

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Can’t hate on an Everett crowd, at least they’re making noise.

WAR SARAH.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, I love Roxy…but Sarah’s from Victoria. I’m from Vancouver and spent lots of time over there. And she’s an awesome fighter.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait? No Confrontation?

No harsh words? I though this was the interwebz! lol.

I think this is going to be the best fight tonight.

by Broke Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

People are sleeping on Sarah because of the Akano fight, but she’s exciting. And Roxy’s never boring. Despite the style clash, this is gonna be good.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They have been very vocal since the first televised match

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

GO RICKI!!
GO RICKI!!
GO RICKI!!

/depressed that I remember this from childhood

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should tell Keanu to shut the hell up.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm a boxer brawler

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

nudge

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’M REALLY THANKFUL FOR THAT INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING INTERVIEW WITH MR. KARL JAMES NOONS.

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate that guy

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

The next Batman villain.

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love K.J. He's fucking awesome.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You… you rooted for The Honky Tonk Man, didn’t you?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

down down down

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

WAR ROXY

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

There's still a Myspace?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

From Myspace to Her Place.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Roxanne’s a nice girl, but this is making me cringe.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that

SUPER ATTACKS

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice would seem to be the problem.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude no lie

that shit happens when you spend a lot of time around foreigners. because when you speak to most of them, that’s how you have to do it. i was guilty of it myself after i returned from korea.

by HitokiriX on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really love Showtime’s new strategy of having completely clueless hotties do all the interviews.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Beats Gus and Mauro.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

completely agree. I actually wasn’t being all that sarcastic. It’s an improvement.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew you weren’t. Eye candy and stupid > ugly and stupid.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why not get the cage girls to do the interviews then?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thats a rec

HTML5 + WebM now! Death to Flash!!!

by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

It’s Heidi Androl. You gotta watch LA Kings games.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

HATE

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s a rec.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if it's Ava Divine enjoying a Klondike Bar with Dana Hayes

Know your shit.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll assume that you meant "Devine"

At least she seems to have shaddup for once in the only footage I know of her from this year… ugh.

by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now.

I consider commentating your own segments a talent.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do you wear glasses

and try to be legit?

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

The same way Anderson Silva does.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

negative

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

by kicking ass

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Sarah: this is my bar study break. If you have a bad fight, it’s one negative piece a week on BE for 3 months.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HATE

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Objection – prima facie ipso facto epicurius

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

SUSTAINED

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will you write anything libelous

Causing a possible lawsuit in which you represent yourself in court?

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Objection

To the form, Lack of foundation, Argumentative, non responsive

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That or if she wins John can write the negative pieces.

Kimbo wants to take your caterpiller and do bad things to it.

by Mr.Kib on Jul 24, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how no one in the announcing team says anytihng about the decision they all ust got horribly wrong.

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s like Sigorney Weaver mated with one of the aliens.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love Sarah, but she’s got a fivehead.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Sarah by superior social networking

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

She also hosts chats on her very own website and writes for us sometimes.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t know much about their Internet activities, but Sarah namechecked Facebook and Roxy namechecked MySpace.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love Kaufman plugging 10 year old chicks

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps you should have phrased this differently.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giggity giggity.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's doing what?

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

gangsta

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

These closeups on the faces on every fighter intro are killing me….

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Roxanne

You don’t have to put on those gloves tonight
bout to get you ass beat for money
Don’t care if its wrong or if its right
ROOOOOOOOOXANNE

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Funny, but she’s gonna win

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Because, he’s made some really, really, really lousy songs. And that one is kinda decent.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

The musical composition and lyrics are good

But when Sting hits the high notes…..

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's Police

Have you ever played the Roxanne drinking game?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

From the same album

the “So Lonely” drinking game is even better.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't tried that one

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Roxanne drinking game?

please explain

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drink everytime he says Roxanne?

So Lonely is drink every time he says lonely. Not much of a game really.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You drink every time they say Roxanne

Similar to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck drinking game

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Er, exactly the same

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s frustrated that a promotion is taking a chance by putting women’s MMA on national TV. Ok.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

BOO THIS MAN!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

As you wish.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kimbo wants to take your caterpiller and do bad things to it.

by Mr.Kib on Jul 24, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were literally the 2 worst pre-fight interviews I’ve ever seen

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I love Miesha, but she is NOT a “world class grappler”.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Which one of the stooges did flying knees?

by simpsycho on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

That shit better be on MVC3

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watching Deadpool smack people with their own healthbar is awesome enough for me….

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate all of you right now.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Sexist pigs.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

you wouldn’t kick Roxy out of bed!

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, if she’s down, I’ll kick her while she’s in it

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarah

looks like she can fight at 155. She looks ALOT bigger then Rox

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Ironic

As Roxy’s problem was not being able to get a fight in Japan with her weight and experience.

by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just my tv?

 Are Rox’s feet are yellow?

by El Webber on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

This fucking ref.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

fast unwarranted stand up,

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's w/the yellow feet

?

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

calloused probably from constantly training barefoot

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the Kyle fight – was that one that bad, better or worse?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to see it in a clip or on the replay – I hate Mike Kyle and the idea of him getting extra help makes me sick

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was funny. The other guy looked like he just learned submissions and went for them at every opportunity-poorly. Fun fight.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Abongo, right – one of Roger’s wins?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good fights tonight

horrible reffing.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Girl MMA

No one would care if it went away. Except for the “politically correct” MMA dickheads.

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by Alex Grad on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

You have to be 13 years or older to love bitch MMA?

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by Alex Grad on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, now you’re flagged, and if you remain here I will slowly destroy you in front of all of these people.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, fuck you.

I don’t care if I get warned. You’re a douche.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

see ya

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww

You guys never let me mock the disabled anymore.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

feel free! he can't defend himself!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

BUT THEN IT’S NO FUN

I feel like a Predator and you just plucked the crate floating towards me in mid-air

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would take this over a strong majority of strike force fights

by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

A Tai Chi spinning back kick. Sweet.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Boooo

Roxy just got EliteXC’d

by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that standup was fucking awful. At least let Roxy have a chance.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

That cost her the round

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by pdl on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup :(

Fuck these bullshit refs.

by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

10-8 Valium

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I would chop my dick off and mail it to Moscow before marrying that bitch.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, you want your dick to turn into a Commie?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

St. Petersburg

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by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

awful was not the word for that stand up – This Ref sucks

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey Bozos!

They gave her a chance! She didn’t do anything!

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Total garbage stand up that materially affected the fight.

by Jahbulon on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9

white chick w/corn rows

"she told me she was on the pill." me

by SNATCHFACE on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9 cornrows

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Roxy is fighting smart. Sarah is going to lose her handspeed using her arms like that.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

greg jackson there with the zuma guys, crazy

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

31 times!

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what he has jotted down on a cocktail napkin for the main event!

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

rolling papers not cocktail napkins

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I remember a guy named Mauro from Pride

but he didn’t suck this much.

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drunk Bas Rutten makes everything better.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man I'd kill for some drunk Bas Rutten right now

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

God…I really do not like women’s MMA.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Banned

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in a fine mood!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha what a dick.

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of when forrest kicked that reporter in the leg and the guy hobbles off with a red face grimacing

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! That Roxanne chick cuts a lot to make 135.

by El Webber on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

but I love Roxy’s fighting spirit

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too...

I am totally cheering for her spirit and nerdiness

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm still waiting for the return of Julie Kedzie

i love that woman.

and as long as my wife doesn’t find out, i’ll live.

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by bobthewriter on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those feet disturb me.

by El Webber on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS!

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

This challengers card <<<< the last challengers card

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Roxy is constantly attacking.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

How the hell did Roxy beat LaRosa?

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Heart and points – don’t you have her tied going into the third?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The thing is, I mean it more as a joke about the alleged elite status of LaRosa.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're just on a different level tonight

I feel slow

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pulling Roxy

but I woulda been cised for a big slam from Sarah

by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sarah

grabbing the shirt…way to notice ref

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Pat is hilariously condescending. He is trying so hard not to be. “These little girls are almost like real fighters.”

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sarah’s gotta disengage more, back up, and unload. But still. 20-18 Sarah.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

19-19

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

no way

definitely sarah. could have been cleaner but she’s defending well

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

The first round was nothing but Sarah defending throw attempts

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA JON HAVE YOU BEEN HITTING THE SAUCE TONIGHT?

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Springsteen playing Stones covers made me drink…this fight is just making me mad.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s sloppy but competitive

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I'm up for 15 more minutes of this

Knock her out Sarah!

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

she "blocked" them with her face.

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Pat=

whatevah…..chicks

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by Koob on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

roxy is too small

she’s trying to knee and can’t even reach her, getting out muscled… and those powder puff punches she throwing ain’t doing nothing

by HitokiriX on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah! Judo!

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

BAH GAWD Mauro just quoted JR.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF ref?

action? lmao…surprised she hasnt been stood up right now

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

roxy trying to pass and he is saying action lmao

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

whats up with Roxy’s ORANGE feet

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Say action again

I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the navarone.

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker

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by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d literally rather have no stand-ups ever than morons having the ability to fuck guys like Roy Nelson over.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly dont see whats so bad

Id rather watch this than jake shields fight. honestly

by chunkyass on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey umm

Don’t they usually get a woman ref for these things?

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

The fight isn’t bad at all now.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

definitely

was a bit skeptical but honestly this is a good fight.

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wardrobe malfunction? Oh, Mauro – showing women’s MMA respect by comparing it to Janet Jackson flashing a titty

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

still better than his nail polish comment from a few cards ago

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew

by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s working for a nice middle pass and the ref warns about a standup.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

terrible ref’ing

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, she just can’t hit that double.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

I hate this ref

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh no

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

OH NO

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!

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HOLY FUCK!

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

DAMN

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

…okay, well. Um…wow

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah women's MMA sucks

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

One good finish...

does not a good sport make.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

That was an okay fight.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't you supposed to hate it?

Dana does!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, RIGHT?

I hope he doesn’t find out I’m here watching this!

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'mma tell!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like he’d talk to you

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, I'm credentialed!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen

(also, get me credentialed)

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

…dude, I’m still on my probationary period with Zuffa. If I’m not good for the next nine years, I never get paid.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

He would if he trashed him on Twitter when Brent was actually giving him a compliment.

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy………….

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

YEAH SARAH’S BORING MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT THE FUCK WOOO!!!!!

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn

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by CasualMMAFan on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn!

Ok, move her up to the main card.

by simpsycho on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

That was great. I actually really liked this fight by the end.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't bad honestly...

I still don’t like it. But it wasn’t the worst fight ever.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate it or mind it but I am also not crazy over womens MMA eather Brent.

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hope Kobe was watching.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

NEXT STOP,. SHOWTIME! WOOOOO!

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok I was wrong

Best fight of the night. Go Sarah!

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

She tucked her chin, too

That was just nasty

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel wrong for having seen that happen

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by Barack Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

best female KO… of all time?

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know, the third or fourth time Cyborg KO’ed Finney was pretty good.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I enjoyed the 6th KO personally

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a great KO, Actually the best KO I ever saw in a womens MMA

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I became instantly attracted to Frausto after that

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also to add Frausto was a nice size underdog going into that fight.

by Shocbomb on Jul 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has a sad now

BUT THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I gotta ask

what weight was this fight cause Sarah looks about 150 & Roxy about 130 in a wet parka

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Sarah tweeted that she was 140 about a half hour after the weigh ins.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Frausto’s on Sexton was pretty dope. But that was DOPE.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW

I don’t think I’ve ever yelled that loud in my life. That came outta nowhere.

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Where’s your jokes now?

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Kaufman vs. Harris now!!!

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Kaufman is standing two feet away and the ref still needs to full body lay on top of Roxy?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

young lady? Mauro? really?

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

It's Mauro

Nothing he says surprises me any more.

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by CasualMMAFan on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do feel a bit bad for Roxy in that this ref gave her no chance whatsoever to win this fight. But that was a great finish.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

And now they’re going to match up the last two people to beat Roxy. :-(

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Marloes in that one

Because I’m in love with her and her crazy eyes.

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That will be a crazy fight.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

One standup

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right but the ref was also threatening a standup the second time while she was trying to pass. It affected the way she had to fight.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, she started punching right away.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

That is true.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my line dammit

Good back and forth tug of war between both women. If Roxy had a bigger arsenal of clinch strikes this would be a different fight.

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by The Blackula on Jul 24, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still heart you Roxy.. but your too small

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by Koob on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Did he just call her "young lady"?

She should power slam his ass.

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Twice.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

And this after they decided to go uber-pc with the “superwoman” punch. If the name of the move is based on a character then it’s just stupid to change it.

by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought the ref would ask Roxy to stand-up.

ACTION PEOPLE ACTION!

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Mauro: Yes, I do have a pro wrestling background. Pat: I’m sorry to hear that.

I lol’d.

by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

This card is shockingly entertaining considering how mediocre it looked on paper

by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

These Challengers shows always seem so fun-probably because they look like shit going in and expectations are so incredibly low.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's not the weight of "WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!"

So it just becomes a fun chance to watch people fight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why she’s obsessing over being on the undercard of a bigger show. Can you imagine a UFC fighter saying “fuck this Fight Night shit.” This is the right place for her until she builds an audience. This was a good start.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

How many UFC champions fight on Fight Night cards?

by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many of them are female?

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by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s irrelevant. One of your champions, regardless of gender, should not be co-headling a Challenger’s/Fight Night card.

by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So it is just plain wrong from a moral point of view? Is it also wrong for boxing champions to main or co-main event smaller cards on television?

by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really...

They should be put in whatever position their value dictates. There’s not a ton of value to being the female 135 pound champ. There just isn’t. So you get these kind of spots.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

If we’re going with ratings, Challengers cards don’t do so bad, so what’s to say she’s not worthy of a Showtime spot?

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not analogous.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure it is

The sponsorship money isn’t the same for UFN cards compared to PPV. You never see a champ fight on UFN nor will you ever see a UFC champ completely ignored by the organization in marketing.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to compare to the UFC to Strikeforce in general. It’s even harder to compare an unknown 135 pound women’s champ to UFC champs in the “big 5” weight classes.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm just saying

You’d never put a Belt on a UFN. Those lend legitimacy to PPVs (in strikeforce’s case, major showtime cards). If Strikeforce is serious about their supposed 135 tournament they should be promoting Kaufman outside of Challengers.

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you defending UFC fighters or just commenting on Dana’s total control?

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a money thing with sponsors I think, more than anything else.

by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

A money thing?

So you’re saying it;s about respect?

by John Nash on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

More people see her on main cards =

more sponsor money

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine a UFC champion being the co-main event of a Fight Night card?

by simpsycho on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they’ve put title fights on SPIKE. Of course the UFC won’t promote women’s MMA-so fighters might consider not biting the one hand willing to feed them.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t Dana kind of left that open once it’s deeper, like with the Bazler (sp?) grappling match at the last Expo?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

The unification between Dan and Rampage, right?

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was remembering Silva on SPIKE, but that was a LHW. Regardless, Sarah Kaufmann is not the equivalent of the UFC’s champions. This is like a WNBA player complaining about the lack of highlights on Sports Center.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I think it’s apples and oranges. And has nothing to do with a WNBA comparison.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right. Women’s basketball is probably still significantly more popular than Women’s MMA if you factor in the college game.

by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to miss the point intentionally, okay.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's on the same level as a WEC LW champ

just kidding!

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus with Silva on Spike

It was a non-title bout, his “diversion” to LHW.

by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was used to counterprogram Affliction's PPV

As opposed to UFC 75, which was not used to counterprogram anything.

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by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bad comparison dude.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Recently these Challengers cards have been doing 75 percent or more of the audience of “the main cards”. She is never going to be higher than co-main event on any card, which is where she is now. It is pretty bizarre how she has been given/earned this great niche as a women’s MMA star on TV, and she is saying “no thanks, I want to be treated like Scott Smith”. The only rational explanation is that this is all just euphemistic and what she is really asking for is to be paid like the guys on “the main cards”.

by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s perceived exposure, I think. Ratings seem irrelevant to what she’s talkin about, which is kinda dumb. She’s more about overall exposure.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s very true, but it’s also why Strikeforce had no business putting a title together in this division. To have any “Champion” on a “Challengers” card is completely against the supposed concept of these events. If they’d scrap their titles that have little to no value as it is and just worry about putting good fights together they’d receive a lot less criticism on that end.

by Jamie Penick on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

You do have to factor in that Erin I can’t fit in my pants any more Toughill is getting a tune up fight on the main card if she can get with Jenny Craig. I have to think that has some thing to do with it.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

How long before Mahe gasses?

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m so fucking bitter I didn’t commute the 2 hours to this card right now. Fuck.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Pat, Mahe and his awful cardio are looking to make this a war of attrition.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

I miss Mezger, but Pat works in a pinch.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s see if Shane almost gets finished again before he ends a fight. Overrated, IMO.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

going to be awesome

to see what happens in Phoenix in August. Want to see who Sarah goes up against next

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Man

Cash was SMASHING him.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Like

For real, for real

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s kinda strange that this card had both a championship fight and a number 1 contender fight on it, yet this is the headliner.

by Jahbulon on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I couldn’t comment before because I didn’t want to jinx things, but fucking well war Kaufman. So stoked.

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by AJB on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

YUS

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quit saying HEIGHTH!!!

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

anyone have a gif of the roxy sarah finish yet

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

haven't seen one

but i’m gonna bet that clip is all over the place by tomorrow.

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i figured the gif gods would have instantly created one

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

place holder

Gouveia vs. Fitch

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how as Fitch has no connection to reality anymore

and is still going for a double. Best part of that fight.

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by pdl on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's due to wrestling training

Which, ironically, is supposedly how Matt Hughes won one of his fights……..

by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Newton?

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by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure which

But it was one of them… wasn’t the same “incident” as the triangle KO though.

by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

One of the usual suspects came through

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

AWESOME.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think they just tell these refs

Get a black shirt and some black pants. First bell is at 11.

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They gather all the local TKD teachers and promise them free meals.

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by RoyalB on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure the uniforms are provided at the arena.

Dressing themselves is probably too hard for these guys.

by Trysdor on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I swear that shitty ref #1 was wearing an underarmor shirt

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree the reffing was really harsh. But the ref was on the ball when it came time to stop the Roxy v Sarah fight. If he hadn’t Sarah would have started throwing.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fun sub-plot to this fight

My homeslice Jordan Breen says Rosario’s real goal is to be a pro kickboxer. In my opinion, he is the top K-1 prospect in America. jbreen says if K-1 gave him an invite he would take it in a heartbeat

by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Really?

His stand up defense looked like shit against Cash.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, being the #1 prospect in America doesn’t mean he’d necessarily do well in K-1.

by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

He does have good kicks, and you and I have discussed MMA fighters as K-1 prospects before, but I think Pat Barry proved against Hardonk that he’s probably the best kickboxer outside of Overeem in the division.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say the best kickboxer

doesn’t even compete in MMA.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cute, but you know I’m referring to MMA fighters >:-(

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

His stand up defense looked like shit against Cash.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can never tell when you’re mocking me or agreeing with me.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was more to amuse myself than anything. Blame the Coors. Believe it or not, I agree with you more often than not.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

this ref has a great haircut

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Hasn’t Shane fought at LHW before? He seems like a better fit there.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s probably getting pressure from Coker to stay at HW. Coker has heavy weight on the brain. Inside MMA said he was about to sign Barnett.

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by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking ref!!!!!

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

That was a sharp kick

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Wasnt one

of these guys supposed to fight Lashley but the commision in some state wouldnt allow it? Lashley would get his ass beat

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Lashley turned down Del Rosario and then the commission wouldn’t approve of him fighting some guy with like 3 fights on his record…

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. Yea id have money on Del Rosa

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

This ref is awful

Yikes

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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel a right hand coming.

by El Webber on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

as always Del Rosario is unimpressive.

by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

oh come on

that was pretty awesome.

by RoeNoMo on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

What?

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

CALL OUT LASHLEY OR YOU ARE A FAILURE

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Co-signed

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

No need, Mauro called him

You hear that Lashley, Mauro’s coming for you.

by simpsycho on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

"bring on the heavyweights"?

i thought this already was a heavyweight fight…………

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Mahe wanted no part of that fight

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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

"BRING ON THE HEAVYWEIGHTS!"

Damn! There went my demands for Del Rosario vs. Lindland.

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by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

CALL OUT WERDUM OR SOMETHING

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

nah Mahe gets a shot at Werdum now

by Easedel on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The end result was a shock to...absolutely no one.

Good show for the Everett people, and may the drug deals on Casino Road continue.

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by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT SHANE

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Is there some other Cain I don’t know about?

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

For everyone who didn't see it...

Best WMMA KO ever…

Even better than Kaufman’s

by truck on Jul 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

?

what was better than Kauffmans?

by dank7 on Jul 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

?

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I has it

Look down :)

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice knee to the face, she took some wandy shots on the ground too, i guess that ref was surprised as well

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

For those who are lazy

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosi...

:(

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Few more just for kicks


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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i lold hard at the 2nd one

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by Cory Braiterman on Jul 24, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tekken Chain Combo

If you chain a move in Japan, they’ll allow you to keep going. You just gotta keep chaining them shits together.

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

First one is Hisae Watanabe KOing Satoko Shinashi

Second one is Megumi Yabushita slamming Yong Joo Lee

by KOQ24 on Jul 24, 2010 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is this music?

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah just call it a 3rd round TKO

And don’t show the Kaufman highlight.

Fucking idiots.

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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

This recap is fucking stupid show some highlights, hate you strikeforce

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck you Showtime, there's still 40 minutes left

lemme see some undercard action

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by TitanFan2K on Jul 24, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Uh

It actually ran over by 20 minutes.

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by Tim Burke on Jul 24, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like how hatred of Strikeforce's production is like a common bond for everyone on the site

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by Tonley on Jul 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I love how we bitch about UFC's terrible pacing which prevents us from seeing prelims

Strikeforce’s production is so awful that every card they have plenty of time for prelim action and just cut out early.

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.

by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I think

a fu showtime is in order. I highly doubt strikeforce doesnt want more advertisement for its fighters. Seems like a crappy showtime production, as usual.

by chunkyass on Jul 24, 2010 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I will leave you guys with this video of Kevin Spacey doing impersonations on Inside the Actor’s Studio.

He does a great Walken and Pacino.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKDKAKNH-k

P.S: Strikeforce is da poops.

by DirtyML on Jul 24, 2010 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn Kaufman could probably hang with Cyborg.

She is hella strong and Cyborg as some serious defensive issues with her stand up. Look at how many unnecessary shots Cuddles got in in her last fight.

by J_Maddux on Jul 24, 2010 2:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Well the next fight is against Marloes who is coming down from 145 and that is going to be a very tough cut. So we will see how Sarah does against a bigger girl.

HTML5 + WebM now! Death to Flash!!!

by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That slam that she got rocked with, couldn't that have damaged the back of her head?

Isn’t that why they aren’t supposed to punch to the back of the head, cause it could break the occipital bone causing death?

by J_Maddux on Jul 24, 2010 3:07 AM EDT reply actions  

You are correct.

HTML5 + WebM now! Death to Flash!!!

by j.villain on Jul 24, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

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