Strikeforce Challengers:Del Rosario vs. Mahe - Live Results and Commentary
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Caros Fodor vs. Thomas Diagne - Round 1 - Production gaffe #1, the intro graphic said "Fedor" rather than "Fodor." Fodor knocks Diagne down early. Diagne gets up and gets chased and knocked right back down. Diagne survives and they're back to standing with Fodor pushing him against the cage. Fodor is not giving him any space, he is locking him up against the cage and working knees to the legs. They separate and Diagne lands a spinning back kick and Fodor walks through it and pushes him into the cage again. Fodor looks for a takedown and can't get it. The round ends and it was clear 10-9 Fodor. Round 2 -Diagne tries to work from distance but Fodor plows through it right back into the clinch where he is owning the fight. It's just the same thing for minutes at a time here with the clinch work. Diagne throws a nice elbow and back to having his back against the cage. Jumping knee and a head kick by Diagne and it really looks like he has no power. Fodor with a nice double leg. Side control and now Diagne turtles and Fodor pounds away. Fodor lands a knee as they're standing and then right back to the ground. Americana is defended by Diagne and they're back to standing. 10-9 round for Fodor. Round 3 - Spinning kick to the body by Diagne but he has no power so Fodor walks through it. Right back into the clinch. Spinning hook kick misses and a crescent kick lands. Diagne is throwing everything he has but he just doesn't have any pop on those fancy shots. Diagne throwing a few strikes but Fodor isn't worried about them so he walks forward landing shots. Fodor with the takedown now. Very deep kimura and Diagne is able to survive. Fodor is just pounding away but it doesn't look like he'll be able to finish the fight. Still, he dominated almost the entire fight. 10-9 again for a 30-27 win on my card. Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Caros Fodor.
Ron "Abongo" Humphrey vs. Mike Kyle - Round 1 - Kyle landing some nice straight punches early and Humphrey is kind of flailing. Now Humphrey pushes him into the cage and they're trading knees to the legs and body. Abongo separates, lands some very nice punches and takes Kyle down. Humphrey is trying to work for a choke from the top but Kyle defends. Kyle gets full guard. In a scramble Abongo tries for a strange choke and now is back on bottom and now again avoids a choke. Flying knee from Kyle and another but Abongo takes him down. A few nice punches and Kyle sweeps. This is sloppy as all hell but a lot of fun. Kyle mounts and Abongo reverses. Abongo tries for the choke again and the round ends. 10-9 Humphrey. Round 2 - They trade left hooks and Humphrey looks pretty tired. Nice punches by Kyle. Kyle throws a series of knees to the groin and doesn't get caught. Humphrey drops for a heel hook, can't get it and now he's on top. Really weird stand-up by the ref and now Kyle with a trip takedown into the mount. That stand-up made no sense and it's allowed Kyle to take the back and he's landing big shots now. Rear naked choke sunk in and Abongo has to tap. Awful job by the ref. Mike Kyle wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 2.
Cory Devela vs. Bobby Voelker - Round 1 - Devela is throwing some big shots after a takedown into mount early.Voelker is doing a decent job to defend so far. Big shot from Devela but Voelker scrambles to standing. Now Devela has him pushed into the cage. Takedown by Devela again, this time into half guard. Devela landing some big punches and if there were elbows allowed in Strikeforce he'd have finished it already. Devela tries for a guillotine and gives up position, Voelker survives and now he is the one on top. The round ends and it was a good one for Devela 10-9. Round 2 - Devela with a nice takedown right into half guard again but now Voelker sweeps to top. Devela almost locks in an armbar and he is staying busy enough that Voelker can't do a lot of damage but lands a right hand as I type that. Devela tries to sweep but can't get it and remains on bottom.Voelker lands a few more punches but still hasn't been able to do a ton. Devela looks for a knee bar, can't get it but does get back to his feet. Devela lands some big shots right before the bell and they hurt Voelker. Still, Voelker probably gets the nod on the card 10-9. Round 3 - Devela pushes him into the cage and lands a few short punches. Now they separate and Devela lands some big punches. Voelker lands a nice knee to the chin now. It's a lot of clinch work against the cage now. Voelker is landing soe big shots now and Devela fires back. Devela keeps shooting and can not get the takedown. Voelker with the takedown. Devela uses a leg lock to get back to standing. They're trading big shots and Devela is landing better. It's a very close round but I think the judges will give it to Voelker so I guess 29-28 Voelker. Official Scorecards: 29-28 Devela, 29-28 Voelker, 29-28 Voelker. Bobby Voelker wins by split decision.
Sarah Kaufman vs. Roxanne Modafferi - Round 1 - Modafferi charges and Kaufman grabs her and pushes her into the cage. Modafferi with a nice little takedown and Kaufman is trying to walk up. Modafferi with some nice work to make sure Sarah ends up on her back in full guard. The ref stands them up way too quickly as Roxy was doing work. Kaufman landing some punches now. Roxy tries for a takedown and can't get it. Round ends and I guess it's 10-9 Roxy. Round 2 - Kaufman is teeing off early. Clinch work against the cage here and now Kaufman gets distance and unloads. Back to clinch work and this fight is...ugly. There's really not a lot going on here but Kaufman controling the clinch and occasionally landing a nice shot to the body or head. Kaufman with another big flurry as the round ends and she should have just evened it up. Round 3 - Roxy with a takedown early in the round. She's working for a pass to half guard and can't get it but lands a few nice punches . Sarah is able to use upkicks to get distance and stand up. Kaufman is trying to land punches here. Roxy jumps to pull guard and while they're on the ground Kaufman picks her up and powerbombs her and the fight is over, Roxy is out. That was naaasty. Sarah Kaufman wins by KO (slam), round 3.
Shane Del Rosario vs. Lolohea Mahe - Round 1 - Shane pushing him into the cage now and he's going to wear Mahe out. They're woking against the cage and the ref restarts them. Mahe with wild punche s and Shane misses with a head kick. Right hand by Mahe lands hard. Left hand lands hard for Shane and now some hard body kicks. Del Rosario is really working over Mahe's knees which is going to pay off in the end. Mahe is hurt badly by knees to the body and it's over! Shane Del Rosario wins by TKO, round 1.
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Wait,
why cover this? Not like it’s a major show or anything…
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
They always cover Strikeforce Challengers
It’s like saying why bother covering UFC Fight Night?
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
I know you were trying to make a point but....
I do not see any comparison in the level of competition between a UFC Fight Night and a Strikeforce challengers card. Next fight night has Belcher vs Maia. This card has a chick fight on it.
Even if you are talking about up and comers I think there is still no comparison. I’m happy BE covers this though. All major fights should be covered.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
Unimportant and irrelevant.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
How so?
It was a clear comparison.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
same shit different day
i had this same arguement the other day with some asshole on mania. someone asks wheres the coverage of the impact fc card and he says its not important. thats like saying i dont watch any football games but the superbowl. its stupid shit. all fights matter. regional and international.
by benavidez_fan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
you are completely missing the point
this is about giving relatively new fighters a chance to either prove themselves or get out of the cage. i like seeing new fighters before they make it to a major card. plus if it’s so unimportant why are you bothering to post about it?
One of us
doesn’t know how the reply button works. Cause if your reply was to me, you just talked a lot without reading what you replied to. It makes no sense. So, I’ll just chalk it up to a misplaced reply.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
I saw the ad for the show last night
And they totally botched it and said Cory Devela is fighting Caros Fodor. They only highlighted those two and the women’s fight. Not even one mention of the main event.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Besides the fact that the title fight should BE the main event
That’s pretty sad.
http://www.instrength.com
When you click on Caros Fodor or Thomas Diagne’s “fighter profile” at Strikeforce.com, it just Googles their name for you.
by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
its like they're giving up already
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
by milk72 on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't know
Media coverage locally is sparse. When I look at the Everett Herald they mention Strikeforce under “Entertainment” and under sports they do talk about Devela and his girlfriend surviving cancer, coupled with who is on the card.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
....And they don't even take the time to spell his name right

The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Strikeforce cards are usually very entertaining
Especially Challengers.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Top MMA News has prelim results (mostly amateur)…
http://topmmanews.com/2010/07/23/strikeforce-challengers-quick-results/
Totally O/T
But I’ve finally seen the Shake Weight commercial. Freaking classic. SNL spoof was even better.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Madlib is good
but he can’t touch Dilla
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I love that whole CD
Champion Sound is my shit
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
HELL YES
Impossible to not get hype listening to it. Challenge my sound, which is the Champion Sound.
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one of the greatest beats ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=576QXSyDAw0&feature=related
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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I see McNasty Filth
and raise you “Man’s World”
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wow, I cant thank you enough for that
the version I have only lasts a little over a minute so this makes me so happy. I thank you with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKorJkjgbWM
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
For all my homies in San Diego right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY
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Dilla and Doom: unbeatable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUZ7-C0wPF4&feature=related
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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I love Grimm
But DOOM is that dude.
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Hey Grimm doesn't have impostors perform at his shows for him.
DOOM may be that dude, but when you go to one of his shows, that dude may not be DOOM.
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 1:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
drinkin mad dog 20/20
can’t believe they still make this sh*t. love it nonetheless
"she told me she was on the pill." me
I haven't had that shit in a while
and that’s probably a good thing
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
well
you’re not missin out on much, but i got a good buzz goin so that’s a good thing
def needs to be ICE cold
"she told me she was on the pill." me
Mahe...
he should probably maintain his weight around 265 and stop gassing.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Mauro/Quadros/Miletich is a good group. I like the chemistry. Mauro is so much better when he isn’t working with Gus on those higher pressure events.
For some reason the CBS execs turn the switch on his back to 11. I don’t think anyone but those people think it’s a good diea.
Mauro is an MC first and foremost, and so is Gus. It just doesn’t work having them in the same broadcast booth.
In this setup, it works perfectly because Mauro is a strong MC but can’t handle all the play by play, Miletich is great at color commentary but has no MC skills, and Quadros picks up the slack in both play by play and commentary as the third man, which is his ideal role.
if Mauro keeps the puns to a minimum...
this will be a fine broadcast.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Answer before anyone asks why the women aren’t in the main event…they’re women.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
and Kaufman cleared the place out last time she headlined
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Mauro called Pat the queen of women's MMA when talking about the Kaufman/Roxy fight.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Dude's a potted plant as well
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-Lao Tzu
Graphic said fedor red gloves didn’t it?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
well some people say he should cut to LHW
but 155 might be a little bit of overkill
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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
That’s what I thought, too.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh what, you want new graphics for every fight now?
What are we, Rockefellers?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
My god that was hilarious.
Just caught it on the west coast rerun.
They fixed it for round 2 though, LOL
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 2:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
I’ll watch this tonight.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
10-9 marines
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
10-9 Frodo
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Was Diagne on Iron Ring?
He suddenly seems familiar.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
20-18 red gloves
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Not that, that was a technically sound kimura attempt
but that was a pretty fucking sweet sequence.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
ODOR IS COMING!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Frodo
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Cung Le
You are not Mr. Diagne
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@deowade
just absolutely no power
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
0 power
and a chin like a Styrofoam cup from the local Chinese Restaurant
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@deowade
they use cheap plastic dude.
Your Chinese Restaurant Fails!
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-Lao Tzu
Huerta arms
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WOW, this dude is explosive.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
even Frank Shamrock can't deny that was 30-27
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I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Frank Mir just tweeted
30-27 Miguel Torres
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@deowade
Frodo wins
And he wants his precious!!
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-Lao Tzu
Mixed up that reference a little.
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by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a grilled cheese today for the first time in what must have been 15+ years.
I specializes in grammar fail.
You have missed a lot.
I have grilled cheese with ham at least once a week.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Side cheese kick.
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by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Do either of them contain bacon?
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They have a grilled cheese truck here in la
its amazing. THey have mac n cheese in it and ham. The lines are always ridiculously long
I'm not a taco fan
But I was in Everett earlier this week and I went to a small restaurant where they sold some cheap-ass burritos and they were excellent.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The taco would fight dirty.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn’t that just make it a ham and cheese sandwich?
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody said I put the ham in the sandwich.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
Didn’t think of that. Good stuff.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Fodor vs. Lesnor for the SF title please
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by Tonley on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fodor vs Larson
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh that is just fucking awesome
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
*Facepalm*
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Undefeated in Strikeforce?
In all fairness, so am I.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You've never been finished in the UFC, right?
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
and like Carwin before the Lesnar fight
he’s never been past the 1st round
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Abongo has to be one of my favorite names in MMA
Didn’t he fight George Bush III in the last card?
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Get out of my brain.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
next fight starting already?
this is why I like Japanese shows. I get plenty of time for a smoke break in between fights.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
And the intros are more awesome
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
You've still got time
Jimmy Lennon, Jr. still needs to announce both guys four or five more times before they get the fight itself started.
by Jamie Penick on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Mauro
Spitting out Luke Thomas words left and right.
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Abongo by spiritual enlightenment
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Iron Ring Tournament Champ?
That’s an accomplishment?
Really?
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-Lao Tzu
um...did you not watch Iron Ring?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I shut it off when the rappers treated it like a cock fight and it was officiated by kung fu fighters.
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-Lao Tzu
A major award.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Surviving anything that has to do with Krazy Horse and BET
Is definitely an accomplishment.
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If only Abongo was related to Cheick Kongo
You cannot beat Abongo Kongo.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
what about Fedor Fodor?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Do refs not have to wear shirts now?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I was just thinking how fun his name would be to yell, like an angry college dean in a movie.
“HOOOOIIIIIISINGTOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!”
by Chris Nelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a French dipping sauce
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
One has to keep oneself entertained during these cards.
It’s either that or listen to Mauro.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Mauro just had an entire sentence filled with "although".
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
TIGER KNEE!
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tough round to score
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Well that was something - 10-9 Abongo
because it’s more fun to say “Abongo” than Kyle.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
That was sloppy as shit…and a LOT of fun
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Those knees were brutal
and not low
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
he kept them above the belt
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a Mike Kyle fight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome to Strikeforce
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by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Undefeated in his young MMA career.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
They did bring a ground game clock?
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Agreed
That was a real screw job.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
and I still think he should have put something on over his under armor
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by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
BOGUS WIN
Thanks to the Tito Ortiz trained Ref
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wow…awful job ref
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
That was a real WTF moment from him.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Pat Miletich...and strangely enough Mauro has been tolerable.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
I like Pat
Mauro is perpetually annoying though.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
but if this ref works the fight
it would get stood up every 5 seconds
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Mike Kyle, I mean.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And looks like Junior Seau.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played, Brookhouse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-sSg8d18w
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
"God has a lot planned for me."
….Which is for King Mo to just destroy him.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Coker spit his M-1 Vodka out when he heard that.
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I do love the seamless flow from thanking God
to the phrase “kick the shit out of Brock Lesnar.”
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Mike Kyle
Doesn’t call anyone out except Brock Lesner
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
he doesn't call out fighters
but he calls out fighters his friends are fighting
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
That Lesnar quip would've been met with cheers 4 weeks ago
Instead it was light boos
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"we work hard"
“not just for fights, we work hard every day.”
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then for what?
"she told me she was on the pill." me
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Kaufman just made the statement.
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Basically
She said that Strikeforce needs to have her on the Main Cards and stop BS’ing with the 135 division.
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Oh, that stuff she was complaining about before.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Meanwhile fans were acting like there was a fire in the building last time she fought…
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Because women’s MMA has really been tearing up up with GREAT fights lately. sigh
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Give Sarah a chance. Akano wouldn’t fight her. 9 out of her 11 fights have been pretty effin good.
http://www.instrength.com
The biggest mistake in MMA regulation has been 5 minute rounds for women
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
The three minute rounds were absolute garbage of the highest order.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
And by that I mean there was almost no time for any sustained action. Some fights will just be horrible…doesn’t mean that 5 minute rounds are a bad thing.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
3 minute rounds created urgency. 5 minute rounds means a lot of bad fights that go way too long.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I dunno why but White women in cornrows = teh sex
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Only some

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
We can has pictures now?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Careful what you wish for because he'll pull out that freakin Quadros pic again.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
oh...i forgot to do that!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
NOOOO WAIT DON'T!!!
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Strikeforce Challengers shows don't do enough comments for it to break everything like UFC cards
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Strangely enough
This GIF could also be used any time the Mariners get a hit.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
ha!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
lol from the only baseball game I have ever seen. Fucking strange.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
Because Showtime doesn't care.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
what the hell is Cowboy Karate?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
ah...
so it’s that fighting style where you’re a middle of the road fighter who talks too much? Cool
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fun to watch...
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
so no grappling?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Off-shoot of thugjitsu.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Which partly inspired Bobby Green’s Hood style
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
mostly spitting
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Everett you mean
Everton is a football club.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Not Hossinfeffer again.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
clinchiest card evar
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
annnnnd we're back at it
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
The truth is out there
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Got out just in time before the ref could stand them up
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
This fight is a lot different with elbows
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Bloody Knees does not approve this message.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Every fight is
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
yes

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
YUS
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
What movie is that kick from?
Please tell me that’s not some home video of two kids fighting?
by no-one_in_particular on Jul 24, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions
10-9 the guy who isn't Volker
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
10-9 not volker
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
This fight has been on the ground for what, 20 unanswered seconds?
I WANT MY STANDANDBANG!
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
No worse than the standup in the Humphries fight
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
booers gon boo?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Most people from Everett only recognize a fight
When weapons are involved.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Voelker 19-19 Voelker
and Pat and Mauro are high.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I just scored it a tie for Voelker. So that was awesome
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
yea.
his sub attempts weren’t close enough to win the round.
by Broke Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Pat is CRAZY if he thinks the judges would give it to Devela
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
They're out of their minds if they think this is 20-18
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Are they talking about carbs?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Voelker is going to win this decision and the announce team is not going to be able to figure it out
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
They decided he lost the first two rounds.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the judges
This is too fun to let them ruin this night.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Voelker (+180), winner (split decision)
announcers are shocked for no real reason
http://www.instrength.com
I saw that guy
I didn’t even see the exchanges because I was focused on him
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Stand and Wang
Stand and Wang Stand and Wang
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
29-28 Not Voelker
though I don’t really care either way
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I guess 29-28 Voelker but either way isn’t a robbery
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Last round was really close
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Which means Voelker wins
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
29-28 Not Volker
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
ROBBERY!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I keed
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
meh.
I scored it for the other guy, but it was a close fight, dead even going into a very very close third round.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't see much of the fight...was it close?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I’m disappointed in Pat Miletich. This is the first time I can remember him being SO wrong.
http://www.instrength.com
I don't want to watch it again.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Roxy…but Sarah’s from Victoria. I’m from Vancouver and spent lots of time over there. And she’s an awesome fighter.
http://www.instrength.com
Wait? No Confrontation?
No harsh words? I though this was the interwebz! lol.
I think this is going to be the best fight tonight.
by Broke Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
People are sleeping on Sarah because of the Akano fight, but she’s exciting. And Roxy’s never boring. Despite the style clash, this is gonna be good.
http://www.instrength.com
Shit is about to get real.

I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
GO RICKI!!
GO RICKI!!
GO RICKI!!
/depressed that I remember this from childhood
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Whateva whateva I do what I want!

I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a boxer brawler
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
"it'll definitely be fight of the night"
hmm.. she knows.
I’M REALLY THANKFUL FOR THAT INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING INTERVIEW WITH MR. KARL JAMES NOONS.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
I hate that guy
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I love K.J. He's fucking awesome.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
You… you rooted for The Honky Tonk Man, didn’t you?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
WAR ROXY
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
There's still a Myspace?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
From Myspace to Her Place.
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by FlyByKnight on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m sure Roxanne’s a nice girl, but this is making me cringe.
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http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
Fuck that
SUPER ATTACKS
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice would seem to be the problem.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
She talks like she’s forgotten how to speak English to Americans.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Pat noticed the same.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
dude no lie
that shit happens when you spend a lot of time around foreigners. because when you speak to most of them, that’s how you have to do it. i was guilty of it myself after i returned from korea.
Beats Gus and Mauro.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
completely agree. I actually wasn’t being all that sarcastic. It’s an improvement.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I knew you weren’t. Eye candy and stupid > ugly and stupid.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
If the interviewer are gonna be clueless, they might as well have boobs.
by truck on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why not get the cage girls to do the interviews then?
by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're not the only clueless people Showtime hires...
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m a real American, I don’t watch hockey.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, that’s a rec.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't care if it's Ava Divine enjoying a Klondike Bar with Dana Hayes
Know your shit.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I'll assume that you meant "Devine"
At least she seems to have shaddup for once in the only footage I know of her from this year… ugh.
The same way Anderson Silva does.
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by FlyByKnight on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
by kicking ass
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Dear Sarah: this is my bar study break. If you have a bad fight, it’s one negative piece a week on BE for 3 months.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Objection – prima facie ipso facto epicurius
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Will you write anything libelous
Causing a possible lawsuit in which you represent yourself in court?
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s like Sigorney Weaver mated with one of the aliens.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Sarah by superior social networking
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
You think? Roxy has the UG doesn’t she?
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
She also hosts chats on her very own website and writes for us sometimes.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, that's Roxy's turf.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Twitter is no UG. That’s the holy ground for MMA networking.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually don’t know much about their Internet activities, but Sarah namechecked Facebook and Roxy namechecked MySpace.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Love Kaufman plugging 10 year old chicks
by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps you should have phrased this differently.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Giggity giggity.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
She's doing what?
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
These closeups on the faces on every fighter intro are killing me….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Hope she wins, though.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Roxanne
You don’t have to put on those gloves tonight
bout to get you ass beat for money
Don’t care if its wrong or if its right
ROOOOOOOOOXANNE
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Funny, but she’s gonna win
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
That's my least favorite Sting song ever.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Because, he’s made some really, really, really lousy songs. And that one is kinda decent.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
The musical composition and lyrics are good
But when Sting hits the high notes…..
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
by SSreporters on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
That's Police
Have you ever played the Roxanne drinking game?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
From the same album
the “So Lonely” drinking game is even better.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Haven't tried that one
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Roxanne drinking game?
please explain
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Drink everytime he says Roxanne?
So Lonely is drink every time he says lonely. Not much of a game really.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
You drink every time they say Roxanne
Similar to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck drinking game
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Er, exactly the same
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
She’s frustrated that a promotion is taking a chance by putting women’s MMA on national TV. Ok.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
I’m for the ugly broad with cornrows.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
BOO THIS MAN!
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As you wish.

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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
that's a rec
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by bobthewriter on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s the class of her gym! Gym class!
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Watching Deadpool smack people with their own healthbar is awesome enough for me….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Sexist pigs.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell, if she’s down, I’ll kick her while she’s in it
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Sarah
looks like she can fight at 155. She looks ALOT bigger then Rox
This fucking ref.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I missed the Kyle fight – was that one that bad, better or worse?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the Kyle one was worse. But my God. Worse than Roxy’s shorts.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll have to see it in a clip or on the replay – I hate Mike Kyle and the idea of him getting extra help makes me sick
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
It was funny. The other guy looked like he just learned submissions and went for them at every opportunity-poorly. Fun fight.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Abongo, right – one of Roger’s wins?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Good fights tonight
horrible reffing.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Girl MMA
No one would care if it went away. Except for the “politically correct” MMA dickheads.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
So when will you be turning 13? Another year or two?
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
You have to be 13 years or older to love bitch MMA?
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science
Ok, now you’re flagged, and if you remain here I will slowly destroy you in front of all of these people.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok, fuck you.
I don’t care if I get warned. You’re a douche.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
see ya
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww
You guys never let me mock the disabled anymore.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
feel free! he can't defend himself!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
BUT THEN IT’S NO FUN
I feel like a Predator and you just plucked the crate floating towards me in mid-air
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
That cost her the round
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is my one valuable contribution of the day.
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Yup :(
Fuck these bullshit refs.
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
These refs are about as useless as Matt Hasselbeck's throwing arm
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
I would chop my dick off and mail it to Moscow before marrying that bitch.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, you want your dick to turn into a Commie?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine
St. Petersburg
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
This
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey Bozos!
They gave her a chance! She didn’t do anything!
Sorry I am drunk and saw Bruce Springsteen in a small bar perform Rolling Stone’s covers.
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10-9 cornrows
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Did you know Mauro was in Japan? With Pride?
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder what he has jotted down on a cocktail napkin for the main event!
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
rolling papers not cocktail napkins
by Loco Chewy on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember a guy named Mauro from Pride
but he didn’t suck this much.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Drunk Bas Rutten makes everything better.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Man I'd kill for some drunk Bas Rutten right now
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
God…I really do not like women’s MMA.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
Banned
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm in a fine mood!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Video of Brent from last Tuesday:

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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm still waiting for the return of Julie Kedzie
i love that woman.
and as long as my wife doesn’t find out, i’ll live.
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by bobthewriter on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS! FIGHT AND KISS!
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This challengers card <<<< the last challengers card
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Roxy is constantly attacking.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Heart and points – don’t you have her tied going into the third?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
The thing is, I mean it more as a joke about the alleged elite status of LaRosa.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You're just on a different level tonight
I feel slow
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pulling Roxy
but I woulda been cised for a big slam from Sarah
by Balrog on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Pat is hilariously condescending. He is trying so hard not to be. “These little girls are almost like real fighters.”
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
19-19
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no way
definitely sarah. could have been cleaner but she’s defending well
The first round was nothing but Sarah defending throw attempts
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Oh man…do we “get” five rounds of this?
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA JON HAVE YOU BEEN HITTING THE SAUCE TONIGHT?
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm. This site is driving me to drink.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Bruce Springsteen playing Stones covers made me drink…this fight is just making me mad.
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s sloppy but competitive
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if I'm up for 15 more minutes of this
Knock her out Sarah!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
she "blocked" them with her face.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
roxy is too small
she’s trying to knee and can’t even reach her, getting out muscled… and those powder puff punches she throwing ain’t doing nothing
Yeah! Judo!
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
WTF ref?
action? lmao…surprised she hasnt been stood up right now
Say action again
I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the navarone.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That call for action is changing the fight. Stay out of the way ref.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d literally rather have no stand-ups ever than morons having the ability to fuck guys like Roy Nelson over.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I honestly dont see whats so bad
Id rather watch this than jake shields fight. honestly
Agreed.
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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey umm
Don’t they usually get a woman ref for these things?
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definitely
was a bit skeptical but honestly this is a good fight.
Wardrobe malfunction? Oh, Mauro – showing women’s MMA respect by comparing it to Janet Jackson flashing a titty
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
still better than his nail polish comment from a few cards ago
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
She’s working for a nice middle pass and the ref warns about a standup.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
Did the ref just stop the fight to have a quarter inch of tape cut off?
I specializes in grammar fail.
Man, she just can’t hit that double.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
Oh no
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
OH NO
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
Whoa!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
HOLY FUCK!
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…okay, well. Um…wow
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah women's MMA sucks
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
One good finish...
does not a good sport make.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren't you supposed to hate it?
Dana does!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I hope he doesn’t find out I’m here watching this!
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'mma tell!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Like he’d talk to you
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, I'm credentialed!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Pics or it didn’t happen
(also, get me credentialed)
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ve seen Rome at cards too. You’re getting ratted out for sure.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
…dude, I’m still on my probationary period with Zuffa. If I’m not good for the next nine years, I never get paid.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
He would if he trashed him on Twitter when Brent was actually giving him a compliment.
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Damn
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WOW
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That was great. I actually really liked this fight by the end.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't bad honestly...
I still don’t like it. But it wasn’t the worst fight ever.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Hope Kobe was watching.
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by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
Ok I was wrong
Best fight of the night. Go Sarah!
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She tucked her chin, too
That was just nasty
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
I feel wrong for having seen that happen
"I am going to burn your fucking house down, but you will blow me first"
by Barack Lesnar on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know, the third or fourth time Cyborg KO’ed Finney was pretty good.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoyed the 6th KO personally
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I has a sad now
BUT THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME
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I gotta ask
what weight was this fight cause Sarah looks about 150 & Roxy about 130 in a wet parka
WOW
I don’t think I’ve ever yelled that loud in my life. That came outta nowhere.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
that was maybe the best thing for women's mma ever
sarah is amazing
It's Mauro
Nothing he says surprises me any more.
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by CasualMMAFan on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I do feel a bit bad for Roxy in that this ref gave her no chance whatsoever to win this fight. But that was a great finish.
And now they’re going to match up the last two people to beat Roxy. :-(
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I got Marloes in that one
Because I’m in love with her and her crazy eyes.
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Right but the ref was also threatening a standup the second time while she was trying to pass. It affected the way she had to fight.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, she started punching right away.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Up or down on this (from FL chat)? "2010: The end of the Flying Triangle"
by Chortles on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That was my line dammit
Good back and forth tug of war between both women. If Roxy had a bigger arsenal of clinch strikes this would be a different fight.
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by The Blackula on Jul 24, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Did he just call her "young lady"?
She should power slam his ass.
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by Ephemeral Artery on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I honestly thought the ref would ask Roxy to stand-up.
ACTION PEOPLE ACTION!
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Mauro: Yes, I do have a pro wrestling background. Pat: I’m sorry to hear that.
I lol’d.
by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
Mauro is the same person who said "I'd touch that with a 30 centimeter poll." during a live broadcast
Young lady is tame.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
These Challengers shows always seem so fun-probably because they look like shit going in and expectations are so incredibly low.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
There's not the weight of "WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!"
So it just becomes a fun chance to watch people fight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m not sure why she’s obsessing over being on the undercard of a bigger show. Can you imagine a UFC fighter saying “fuck this Fight Night shit.” This is the right place for her until she builds an audience. This was a good start.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
How many UFC champions fight on Fight Night cards?
by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s irrelevant. One of your champions, regardless of gender, should not be co-headling a Challenger’s/Fight Night card.
by GetYourHeadStomps on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Not really...
They should be put in whatever position their value dictates. There’s not a ton of value to being the female 135 pound champ. There just isn’t. So you get these kind of spots.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure it is
The sponsorship money isn’t the same for UFN cards compared to PPV. You never see a champ fight on UFN nor will you ever see a UFC champ completely ignored by the organization in marketing.
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s hard to compare to the UFC to Strikeforce in general. It’s even harder to compare an unknown 135 pound women’s champ to UFC champs in the “big 5” weight classes.
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You’d never put a Belt on a UFN. Those lend legitimacy to PPVs (in strikeforce’s case, major showtime cards). If Strikeforce is serious about their supposed 135 tournament they should be promoting Kaufman outside of Challengers.
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s a money thing with sponsors I think, more than anything else.
by Michael Rome on Jul 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
More people see her on main cards =
more sponsor money
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The eyeballs aren’t really that different.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, they’ve put title fights on SPIKE. Of course the UFC won’t promote women’s MMA-so fighters might consider not biting the one hand willing to feed them.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Hasn’t Dana kind of left that open once it’s deeper, like with the Bazler (sp?) grappling match at the last Expo?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
The UFC has had a grand total of 1 title fight on Spike.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
The unification between Dan and Rampage, right?
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I was remembering Silva on SPIKE, but that was a LHW. Regardless, Sarah Kaufmann is not the equivalent of the UFC’s champions. This is like a WNBA player complaining about the lack of highlights on Sports Center.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You think that Sarah Kaufmann is on the same level as the UFC’s champions?
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
No, I think it’s apples and oranges. And has nothing to do with a WNBA comparison.
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You’re right. Women’s basketball is probably still significantly more popular than Women’s MMA if you factor in the college game.
by Jonathan Snowden on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
She's on the same level as a WEC LW champ
just kidding!
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Plus with Silva on Spike
It was a non-title bout, his “diversion” to LHW.
That was used to counterprogram Affliction's PPV
As opposed to UFC 75, which was not used to counterprogram anything.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
Recently these Challengers cards have been doing 75 percent or more of the audience of “the main cards”. She is never going to be higher than co-main event on any card, which is where she is now. It is pretty bizarre how she has been given/earned this great niche as a women’s MMA star on TV, and she is saying “no thanks, I want to be treated like Scott Smith”. The only rational explanation is that this is all just euphemistic and what she is really asking for is to be paid like the guys on “the main cards”.
by smoogy2 on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s very true, but it’s also why Strikeforce had no business putting a title together in this division. To have any “Champion” on a “Challengers” card is completely against the supposed concept of these events. If they’d scrap their titles that have little to no value as it is and just worry about putting good fights together they’d receive a lot less criticism on that end.
by Jamie Penick on Jul 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
How long before Mahe gasses?
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Mahe's gastank won't allow him to go past the bell.
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Yeah Pat, Mahe and his awful cardio are looking to make this a war of attrition.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
lol
I miss Mezger, but Pat works in a pinch.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
going to be awesome
to see what happens in Phoenix in August. Want to see who Sarah goes up against next
Man
Cash was SMASHING him.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
I couldn’t comment before because I didn’t want to jinx things, but fucking well war Kaufman. So stoked.
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haven't seen one
but i’m gonna bet that clip is all over the place by tomorrow.
I love how as Fitch has no connection to reality anymore
and is still going for a double. Best part of that fight.
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Not sure which
But it was one of them… wasn’t the same “incident” as the triangle KO though.
One of the usual suspects came through

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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you think they just tell these refs
Get a black shirt and some black pants. First bell is at 11.
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I'm sure the uniforms are provided at the arena.
Dressing themselves is probably too hard for these guys.
I swear that shitty ref #1 was wearing an underarmor shirt
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by Dave Strummer on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Fun sub-plot to this fight
My homeslice Jordan Breen says Rosario’s real goal is to be a pro kickboxer. In my opinion, he is the top K-1 prospect in America. jbreen says if K-1 gave him an invite he would take it in a heartbeat
Really?
His stand up defense looked like shit against Cash.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
He does have good kicks, and you and I have discussed MMA fighters as K-1 prospects before, but I think Pat Barry proved against Hardonk that he’s probably the best kickboxer outside of Overeem in the division.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Cute, but you know I’m referring to MMA fighters >:-(
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I can never tell when you’re mocking me or agreeing with me.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Did that ref have emo hair?
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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fucking ref!!!!!
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
I don't mind breaking up the clinch as much as standups from the ground.
The latter pisses me off to no end.
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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
That was a sharp kick
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Wasnt one
of these guys supposed to fight Lashley but the commision in some state wouldnt allow it? Lashley would get his ass beat
Lashley turned down Del Rosario and then the commission wouldn’t approve of him fighting some guy with like 3 fights on his record…
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This ref is awful
Yikes
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What?
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CALL OUT LASHLEY OR YOU ARE A FAILURE
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No need, Mauro called him
You hear that Lashley, Mauro’s coming for you.
"bring on the heavyweights"?
i thought this already was a heavyweight fight…………
Mahe wanted no part of that fight
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If Fedor fights Bigfoot I will be pissed.
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Get ready to be pissed.
Fedor fights Big Foot
Werdum sits out a while
Overeem fights a Japcan in DREAM
"BRING ON THE HEAVYWEIGHTS!"
Damn! There went my demands for Del Rosario vs. Lindland.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
The end result was a shock to...absolutely no one.
Good show for the Everett people, and may the drug deals on Casino Road continue.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
The party is over, folks.

See ya next week.
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by a tommy point on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
My guess..
Zoila Frausto in the last Bellator.
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh there was another woman's fight earlier?
And the KO was better than Zoila in Bellator?
Dayummmm
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 1:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
nice knee to the face, she took some wandy shots on the ground too, i guess that ref was surprised as well
Rosi...
:(
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Few more just for kicks


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by Damon O. on Jul 24, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i lold hard at the 2nd one
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by Cory Braiterman on Jul 24, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Tekken Chain Combo
If you chain a move in Japan, they’ll allow you to keep going. You just gotta keep chaining them shits together.
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Yeah just call it a 3rd round TKO
And don’t show the Kaufman highlight.
Fucking idiots.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions
fuck you Showtime, there's still 40 minutes left
lemme see some undercard action
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I like how hatred of Strikeforce's production is like a common bond for everyone on the site
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I love how we bitch about UFC's terrible pacing which prevents us from seeing prelims
Strikeforce’s production is so awful that every card they have plenty of time for prelim action and just cut out early.
The Dos Equis guy wishes he was Brock Lesnar.
I think
a fu showtime is in order. I highly doubt strikeforce doesnt want more advertisement for its fighters. Seems like a crappy showtime production, as usual.
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Nice typo on the Chyron..
Fodor = Fedor LOLOLOLOL
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 2:15 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mike Kyle likes using his *heighth* against his opponents.
by Polyhedron on Jul 24, 2010 2:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Damn Kaufman could probably hang with Cyborg.
She is hella strong and Cyborg as some serious defensive issues with her stand up. Look at how many unnecessary shots Cuddles got in in her last fight.
That slam that she got rocked with, couldn't that have damaged the back of her head?
Isn’t that why they aren’t supposed to punch to the back of the head, cause it could break the occipital bone causing death?

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