How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of July

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
HOW MANY CALLS DID DANA WHITE GET?
":-D my pleasure. Call my office 2 morrow 702 221 4781" -Dana White, tweeted his phone number to over a million fans.
"I fucked up and tweeted my number lol but I got to talk to a lot of cool people. Thank u all!!!" -Dana White
"hahaha!!! Been there!! " -Joe Rogan, also tweeted his number a few weeks back, and instead of changing his number, he decided to keep it up as a "fan line".
M-A-C-H-I-D-A... WAS THAT HARD?
"almost ready 2 sign the bout agreement! i would tell yall who im gonna get down with,but i cant spell his name....hahaha" -Rampage Jackson, I'd be bummed if he's talking about Soszynski... haha.
THE SCARY MONSTER IS NOT EVEN GROWN UP YET
"That's right today i turned 23.. Haha grown man strength coming soon to a fight near you" -Jon Jones, is like that doberman pup that everyone is scared off, but then they realize he's not even fully grown yet. Wait, you're not scared of puppies?
"Just found out matyushenko's saying i haven't fought anybody yet... really hope i don't have another talker on my hands" -Jon Jones, jeez.. Vera isn't a "talker", and Matyushenko certainly isn't one either... I'd like to see him face guys like Chael or Tito just to see how he reacts.
SINCE TWITTER IS MEANT TO BE RANDOM
"Getting rid of some boring tweeters and I need some new interesting ones. Looking for suggestions- or tell me why I should follow you." -Mayhem Miller, is this the perfect time to plug my twitter account? no? Oh well, then I won't tell you guys to follow @antontabuena anymore.
"How come in the 100s of times I've flown I've never once been seated next to a "litte person". never even seen one on a plane what the deal... All the fat people make me think the planes gonna be to heavy." -Forrest Griffin
"Luke @rockholdmma just got asked to be an abercrombie model! No bull lol, http://twitpic.com/25li2s" -Phil Davis
"Watchin 'City of God' I trust you've all seen it cause it's awesome." -Jason High, yes it is.
"Last night o freedom! Drunk! He'll yeah!" -War Machine's last tweet before going to jail for a year.
"Pro Boxer vs Karate Master. Who takes it?" -Miguel Torres, Lyoto Machida would switch James Toney's lights out.
TWAINING
"Just got done working with Jason P. AT RVCA . Now time for some road work. Let's go! ...Had a better day.I'm sore as hell but no pain no gain.I will be training with Vitor belfort tomorrow excited.He's a good guy & great fighter" -Tito Ortiz, gearing up for a late 2010 comeback?
"Jake Shields is excited about elbows: "I won't know until I get in there and fight, but in training it seems to help a tremendous amount."" -Josh Gross
"ALL WWs beware when I step back in the cage somebodys going down!!!!!! ...Jus cause yall haven't seen me or heard about me in a while doesn't mean I feel off. I'm in the gym everyday. Sharp as a razor!!!!!" -Jay Hieron
"Up and at it! Conditioning (yes I actually do cardio!) And then signing a bazillion of my OWN TOPPS SIGNATURE CARDS!" -Tom Lawlor
"Eric Williams Photography! Thanks E-Dub!!" -Mark Munoz, training for Yushin Okami
"Hands Up" -Miguel Torres, aww. Meet Miguel's daughter.
TWIDEOS
"learning how to rap?" -Miguel Torres, with G-Ma
"Sylvester Stallone - The Expendables - Props to Randy Couture" -Randy Couture, for those of you too lazy to watch the video, here's what Stallone said: "If you put all these tough guys from the movie in a room together to see who would walk out, and came back in the room 10 min later you’d see randy couture sitting on top of us all having a chocolate fudge sunday."
"Check this video out - Wanderlei Silva Training Center Wand Fight Team Commercial - Las Vegas" -Wanderlei Silva
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Make up you're own caption." -Forrest Griffin, this could get interesting
"is it bad for me to drink cofee at this time? Junkie!!! In la..land of hollyweirdos" -Arianny Celeste
"I'm not burnt at all??!!" -Brittney Palmer
"Before :P" -Logan Stanton, #bringloganback
"I wish I could flinstone it in my car So I could run outside with the AC on! Its hot!!" -Natasha Wicks
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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That Brittney Palmer is one hot piece of ace
RIP Phil Harris. I'll miss you man
by II SMASH II on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.
by sorakray on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
no you dont
Facts don't come with points of view.
by Robert Livingston on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
well, not him personally
but a guy he knows and her GOT IT ON!
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
No, no, they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, huh?
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
lolz
Gotta give it up, six comment chain by six different people, all solid gold.
No yelling on the bus!
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Natasha Wicks is beautiful....
Nothing more needs to be said….
Oh wait, SANDSTORM!!!!11
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Yea, Natasha is my favorite by far
RIP Phil Harris. I'll miss you man
by II SMASH II on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You’re on my “smart person” list now.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by AboveThisFire on Jul 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, she is, but something about a hot chick who knows she’s hot and who constantly takes pictures of herself to show other people rubs me the wrong way. Tell me I’m pretty! Validate me! That being said, I hope she continues posting the pictures.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Arianny is far worse
She’s usually like 27 pics deep in these. I dunno, Wicks seems like the hot chick that you might actually have a chance with.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Wicks is hot but the messy hair/goofy face pics are getting old for me. It’s starting to look like she’s trying too hard.
And, Arriany isn’t looking for validation, she just knows we like soft core prn.
That said, they’re both way out of my league QQ
Wicks is hot but the messy hair/goofy face pics are getting old for me. It’s starting to look like she’s trying too hard.
Huh?
The messy hair gives me the exact opposite impression … hot chick who doesn’t try all that hard and doesn’t mind having her picture taken when her hair is a mess (which seems to be the norm for her).
No shit
She’s always jogging in her pics.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Natasha doesn’t post glamour shots/obvious poses in makeup/dress all the time, most of her stuff is just her outside; she seems like an athletic sporty chick who just happens to be omgjawdrophot.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by AboveThisFire on Jul 21, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
and random dogs that she finds
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I am happy that dog found a home; that was cool.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by AboveThisFire on Jul 21, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
usually i like the messy hair natasha. usually.
Facts don't come with points of view.
by Robert Livingston on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
The fact that Jon Jones considers that talk to be smack talking...
Shows a little bit of how nice he is
or maybe it shows he’s reacts peculiarly to things, like AS. a la the whole getting offended by Demian Maia’s completely generic pre-fight talk
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
Oh god
Is the fucking Jon Jones backlash beginning now? I mean it already started when he spoke out against weed. Time to put him in his place.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Good luck with that
For who ever is going to try to put him anywhere he doesn’t want to go…
Guy is a beast, but a humble one – comes across like a more sincere GSP…
Feed him Maty, then maybe Thiago Silva now…after that, won’t really matter who it is…
Just wish he was getting tracked a little faster (a la Bader)…maybe fight every 3-4 months until his shot – if quality opponents can be found.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
A year ago Jones was humble
…but I’m starting to hear a bit of an ego creep in. He’s 23, and with all the talk about him, I think he’s starting come off a smiiiiiidge self-impressed.
by judonerd on Jul 21, 2010 12:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If I had his talent and athletic ability at 23
I would have been a lot worse. He’s fine.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Monte Fisto on Jul 21, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
If I were that good at 23…Shit I’m 25 now and I’d still be a Chael Sonnen\BJ Penn cocky prick. Every day all you hear is “man that guys good” and “that guys gonna be the Champ one day. He could beat Shogun”. If I had his talent I would be making Lebron blush with the ego I’d display.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
WTF? An "ego"
Quotes please. I need some quotes for this bullshit.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 21, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yop
I’d honestly probably take Jon Jones against Shogun right now.
Shogun lost a close decision! Everyone get crazy!
Me too
specially since shogun is probably recovering from a knee surgery so it’s the perfect time for a takedown lol
I would put money on him against anybody except Machida (they are both a bad match-up for one another, and I don’t bet coin flips) and possibly Anderson, pending the Sonnen fight.
I really don’t see a path to victory against him for any other LHW.
Personally, I would love to see him against Phil Davis, but, like with Bader, that won’t happen unless its a title or possibly #1 contender fight.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Jul 21, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
chill
i said “maybe.” i have no reason to backlash against Jon Jones, nor do i think he’s got a weird Andy-ego, but i also don’t think his confused reaction to some smack-talk shows how nice he is, it just shows his lack of experience in reacting to trash.
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
“I’ve always been a person who tries to do the right thing in life, for the most part," said Jones. "I’m no angel, but I was always the kid who snitched on the kids who had pot. I don’t want to offend the pot smokers out there, but I was kind of just a snitch. I was just down for people doing the right thing. My parents kind of raised me to be a good guy. I’ve always been down for the good side, I guess."
And MMA fans tore him a new one.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 21, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sooo
being a pot head makes you a bad guy? I’ll chalk this one up to him being 23 and naive.
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh
He said he used to snitch a lot about pot because his parents taught him it was evil. I would not have any friend if I started reporting pot heads.
I'm a lover not a fighter
Stil a fan (lights a bowl)
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Jul 21, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too (Cough* Cough*)
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
by DayGeaux on Jul 21, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, Jones is a rat :)
"...ride life straight to perfect laughter,
it's the only good fight there is."
by dancingChicken on Jul 21, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Jones spoke out against weed???
I never heard that, could someone please briefly fill me in? My ’Bones" Fanboyism may be in jeopardy
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Not-even-close.
Jon Jones just doesn’t understand the need to bad mouth people’s records because he is young talented and successful, focused on himself and his bright future. He probably doesn’t know how to react to trash talk yet, he is still fresh in this business.
Silva is just nuts, did you saw him go nuts over Belfort for no reason? And wandy?
I'm a lover not a fighter
War Machine accidentally tweeted his phone # a few months ago too. Then flipped out for 2 days on people that were calling and ragging on him. Good times.
http://www.instrength.com
Dont think Dana tweeted that number by accident at all.
He is not stupid. People can think he is dumb, but he never makes a move in the public limelight without considering the profitable repercussions first.
How could that been profitable? I think he just fucked up.
http://www.instrength.com
by Beer Monster on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure, it was all part of his devious plan.
smh
by Polyhedron on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's all part of his plan to make
One Miiiillllllllion Dollars!!
Thought it was a DM, but it wasn’t.
http://www.instrength.com
by Beer Monster on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
i heard of this direct message thing. i understand it if your trying to contact someone who’s twitter you know but phone number you dont. however, i have friends who have eachother’s phone numbers, yet will still DM eachother on twitter rather than texting, and i know they have unlimited texting plans, too. frickin over-communicators
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
could be using the web browser/application, and not the phones when they DM each other.
or they just send private messages in between their normal twitter conversations.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
nah, they do it on phones. but i’m not gonna start a fuss about how ridiculous i think twitter is. i’m just a luddite who was satisfied by the invention of the internet and doesn’t enjoy social networking
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
If you're gonna tweet contact info
You might wanna go through 3 steps of verification to ensure it’s a DM…. or here’s an idea, Don’t send contact info via twitter. Hitting “Reply All” by accident I get, but I wouldn’t even tweet my B.E screen name. Call me old school…. Oh and for my manatory Natasha is so hot hot comment stand by…. Natasha is so hot, taking nothing away from Logan though.. Been about 3 wents since a Chandella post, God Bless you Anton.
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
My apologies for the spelling
When your minimizin the B.E window at work you tend not to spell check. I meant only one hot and "Been about 3 weeks since a Chandella post, God Bless you Anton.
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Which is better? Fake looking real or real looking fake?
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Real Looking Fake
FTW!!!!
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
D) All of the above.
http://www.instrength.com
by Beer Monster on Jul 21, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can touch them, they're real.
So it doesn’t really matter.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Jul 21, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get the "Chandella is ugly" meme
But she’s not the hottest.
And I mean if you’re gonna hire a Black woman, can she have some ass please?
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 21, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
it's the fact that she looks just like Joey Porter
that creeps me out a little.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
^^THIS
WOW I saw her as a bronzed Sarah Jessica Parker but Joey Porter is EPIC…Plus I will never accept any one who replaced Natasha.
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
definitely
a gate keeper, at best
"she told me she was on the pill." me
by SNATCHFACE on Jul 21, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
She's like a Fried Bologne sandwich
Enjoyable from time to time, but I’d rather have something else.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Deo Wade on Jul 21, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Some of the UFC chicks that the net jizzes about are meh to me too
I’ve only been a fan of a couple.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course thanks god everybody doesn’t have the same tastes in women, but I’ve yet to read a good comment about chandella.
Even…crap I only remember her as horse face, even the last girl with the big fake boobs had her supporters.
I'm a lover not a fighter
Edith Labelle
Google image search that name.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The weird fetish food porn vid of her eating made it worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtBfIvKi0g
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Pretty, but....
… I wonder what she looked like before the nose, cheeks, lips, smoothed forehead, and boobs?
Semper Fi
by ChicagoMarine on Jul 21, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
circa 2004

"she told me she was on the pill." me
by SNATCHFACE on Jul 21, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
You know!!
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
………….
"The next person that offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note."
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
It was only his office number anyway. Plenty of people have it.
http://www.instrength.com
by Beer Monster on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
it kind of bugs me
when those anorexic giraffes (aka ring girls) who probably spend three quarters of their day on improving their looks and trimming their bodies take pictures of themselves with food (be it pizza or starbucks) they maybe eat ONCE a week and then feel the necessity of telling everybody about it. it’s very reasonable that they invest a lot in their bodies since that’s the only thing that’s keeping them employed but that constant YAY-JUNKFOOD-twittering seems very insincere to me.
i wonder whether i’m the only one who’s annoyed by that. :o
Go big red!
Look at it this way…they don’t get to do it very often, so when they do it they get excited about it and take pictures. Most of us don’t get to hang out with girls of that caliber…and when we do, what do we do? Get excited and take pictures of it.
http://www.instrength.com
by Beer Monster on Jul 21, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
And chain them up in our basements.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Matyushenko is tough but . . .
I hope he realize that the kid is only getting better.
- No one put Brandon Vera away in a quick and brutally neat fashion.
- No one man-handled the strong wrestler Matt Hamill the way Jones did according to his trainers.
It does not matter if he loses to Matyushenko, this kid is on his way up. Something tells me Jones will surprise Matyushenko with his strength.
- - - - -
VEe is ANIMated!
Vera is totally a “talker”.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
""Just found out matyushenko's saying i haven't fought anybody yet... really hope i don't have another talker on my hands" -Jon Jones, jeez.. Vera isn't a "talker""
aare you joking me?? vera is all talk
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
all talk and "talker" is different.
Vera is cocky, sure, but he wasn’t even talking trash when he fought jones.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions

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