A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

HOW MANY CALLS DID DANA WHITE GET?

":-D my pleasure. Call my office 2 morrow 702 221 4781"  -Dana White, tweeted his phone number to over a million fans.

"I fucked up and tweeted my number lol but I got to talk to a lot of cool people. Thank u all!!!"  -Dana White

"hahaha!!! Been there!! "  -Joe Rogan, also tweeted his number a few weeks back, and instead of changing his number, he decided to keep it up as a "fan line".

M-A-C-H-I-D-A... WAS THAT HARD?

"almost ready 2 sign the bout agreement! i would tell yall who im gonna get down with,but i cant spell his name....hahaha"  -Rampage Jackson, I'd be bummed if he's talking about Soszynski... haha.

THE SCARY MONSTER IS NOT EVEN GROWN UP YET

"That's right today i turned 23.. Haha grown man strength coming soon to a fight near you"  -Jon Jones, is like that doberman pup that everyone is scared off, but then they realize he's not even fully grown yet. Wait, you're not scared of puppies?

"Just found out matyushenko's saying i haven't fought anybody yet... really hope i don't have another talker on my hands"  -Jon Jones, jeez.. Vera isn't a "talker", and Matyushenko certainly isn't one either... I'd like to see him face guys like Chael or Tito just to see how he reacts.

SINCE TWITTER IS MEANT TO BE RANDOM

"Getting rid of some boring tweeters and I need some new interesting ones. Looking for suggestions- or tell me why I should follow you."  -Mayhem Miller, is this the perfect time to plug my twitter account? no? Oh well, then I won't tell you guys to follow @antontabuena anymore.

"How come in the 100s of times I've flown I've never once been seated next to a "litte person". never even seen one on a plane what the deal... All the fat people make me think the planes gonna be to heavy."  -Forrest Griffin

"Luke @rockholdmma just got asked to be an abercrombie model! No bull lol, http://twitpic.com/25li2s"  -Phil Davis

"Watchin 'City of God' I trust you've all seen it cause it's awesome."  -Jason High, yes it is.

"Last night o freedom! Drunk! He'll yeah!"  -War Machine's last tweet before going to jail for a year.

"Pro Boxer vs Karate Master. Who takes it?"  -Miguel Torres, Lyoto Machida would switch James Toney's lights out.

TWAINING

"Just got done working with Jason P. AT RVCA . Now time for some road work. Let's go! ...Had a better day.I'm sore as hell but no pain no gain.I will be training with Vitor belfort tomorrow excited.He's a good guy & great fighter"  -Tito Ortiz, gearing up for a late 2010 comeback?

"Jake Shields is excited about elbows: "I won't know until I get in there and fight, but in training it seems to help a tremendous amount.""  -Josh Gross

"ALL WWs beware when I step back in the cage somebodys going down!!!!!! ...Jus cause yall haven't seen me or heard about me in a while doesn't mean I feel off. I'm in the gym everyday. Sharp as a razor!!!!!"  -Jay Hieron

"Up and at it! Conditioning (yes I actually do cardio!) And then signing a bazillion of my OWN TOPPS SIGNATURE CARDS!"  -Tom Lawlor

"Eric Williams Photography! Thanks E-Dub!!"  -Mark Munoz, training for Yushin Okami

"Hands Up"  -Miguel Torres, aww. Meet Miguel's daughter.

TWIDEOS

"learning how to rap?"  -Miguel Torres, with G-Ma

"Sylvester Stallone - The Expendables - Props to Randy Couture"  -Randy Couture, for those of you too lazy to watch the video, here's what Stallone said: "If you put all these tough guys from the movie in a room together to see who would walk out, and came back in the room 10 min later you’d see randy couture sitting on top of us all having a chocolate fudge sunday."

"Check this video out - Wanderlei Silva Training Center Wand Fight Team Commercial - Las Vegas"  -Wanderlei Silva

TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS

"Make up you're own caption."  -Forrest Griffin, this could get interesting

"is it bad for me to drink cofee at this time? Junkie!!! In la..land of hollyweirdos"  -Arianny Celeste

"I'm not burnt at all??!!"  -Brittney Palmer

"Before :P"  -Logan Stanton, #bringloganback

"I wish I could flinstone it in my car So I could run outside with the AC on! Its hot!!"  -Natasha Wicks 

Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.