UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin Weigh-in Results
by Nick Thomas on Jul 2, 2010 9:17 PM EDT
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All fighters make weight - Make sure to join us at BloodyElbow.com for today's "UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin" weigh-ins at 7:00 PM EST: (video stream here)
Main bouts:
Brock Lesnar (265) vs. Shane Carwin (265)
Yoshihiro Akiyama (185) vs. Chris Leben (186)
Krzysztof Soszynski (205) vs. Stephan Bonnar (205)
George Sotiropoulos (156) vs. Kurt Pellegrino (155)
Chris Lytle (170) vs. Matt Brown (171)
On Spike TV:
Brendan Schaub (238) vs. Chris Tuchscherer (255)
Seth Petruzelli (205) vs. Ricardo Romero (206)
Preliminary bouts:
Kendall Grove (184) vs. Goran Reljic (186)
Gerald Harris (185) vs. Dave Branch (185)
Daniel Roberts (169) vs. Forrest Petz (170)
Karlos Vemola (222) vs. Jon Madsen (254)
--Photo by Eshter Lin
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im very very curious to see what brocks gonna weigh
will he be 265? im betting he actually turns up in the high 250s
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I think this whole "not cutting weight" and "gonna come out southpaw"
stuff is just Brock playing mind games. He looks just as big (beep) than ever.
Not a game
Brock is “just as big”, he just has less fat.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 2, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
standing southpaw
in the picture, probably wanting to take him down, dont blame him, cant wait, heart is racing
by DeadBodyCircus on Jul 2, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If Carwin comes out with the interim belt I’m gonna barf
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
by Anthony Pace on Jul 2, 2010 10:43 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
carwins really digging...
the low hat look as of late..wont be able to cover those eyes in the stare down tho
Warning: PRIDE goggles in use
I have to say it.
Brock’s haircut is incredibly dumb. It makes him look like an idiot.
He has a nice tall forhead. If he shaved his head he’d probably look good. He’d look smart. But what he has there now is just so stupid.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
If he shaved his head
Dana White would look like his mini-me
by Axl_Pabst on Jul 2, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The last guy to make fun of his hair got a horseshoe shoved up his ass.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
by Ubernoober on Jul 2, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dry!
I'm Not Afraid Of Dying, I'm A Little Bit Scared Of What Comes After
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jul 2, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
sideways!
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
Carwin should come out with the interim belt and a garbage can and just dump it when he walks out, then point to Lesnar. That would be awesome.
LAWLORMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rest... is virtually identical
by randy maverick on Jul 2, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I think Spike announced that earlier in the week
And it could be a regular feature if this one is successful in the ratings.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
thanks dropkick!
I'm Not Afraid Of Dying, I'm A Little Bit Scared Of What Comes After
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jul 2, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
… that no one will see.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Really? Besides all the people live (looks to be in the thousands), us internet geeks, it’s also live on Spike TV. So yeah, some people will definitely see it.
Spoiler about Petruzelli: will probably involve a midget.
by Horselover Fat on Jul 2, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i read that completely wrong
I thought he was talking about his entrance tomorrow.
Derp de derp.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Okay, fair enough. Now, the amazing weigh-ins! LIVE
by Horselover Fat on Jul 2, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh-oh, Cain!
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
Ghana lost in the most incredible way possible
So with my luck Sotiropoulos will get submitted and Grove will win.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Oh?
Do tell, my caring for soccer vanished as soon as the USA lost…it sounds bad, but listen, thats real progress for me, as I’ve never found soccer entertaining.
And don’t you jinx this, Sotiropoulos is great…if he loses to Grove, I’ll be pissed.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ghana tied with Uruguay 1-1 in the last minute of extra time
Twice they have their shot blocked on the goal line, second time it was blocked by the hand of a player (not the goalkeeper), giving Ghana a penalty with virtually the last kick of the game. The player who committed the handball got ejected.
Ghana misses the penalty that would’ve won it (shot it over the bar) and then lost the penalty shootout. Had they won they would’ve been the first African team to advance to the semifinals.
So no more Brazil and no more African teams. Sucks.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Essentially it's like giving up a pass interference on purpose because the WR is wide open.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
I googled it, damn. Should have been watching. I can’t stand any other sport besides MMA and Boxing really, K-1 of course I enjoy as well…mainstream team sports just do nothing for me. The USA/Ghana game was the only sporting match I’ve watched outside of the usual (save for the super bowl…everyone watches the super bowl) and actually enjoyed it in a long time.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching K-1 was what got me into MMA
Especially watching Michael McDonald.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Watching this guy?
Michael McDonald (born February 12, 1952) is a five-time Grammy Award winning American singer and songwriter. Sometimes described as a “blue-eyed soul” singer, McDonald has a distinctive “husky, soulful” baritone voice.1 He is known for his work as a member of the Doobie Brothers and Steely Dan, and for several hits as a solo artist
Root for the home team jack ass
hehe “googled”…oh 21st century…
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad someone can see Soccer in the terms used in other sports.
Too often it is frustrating because Americans (I’m American btw) can’t seem to put events in Soccer in a perspective relative to other sports already accepted here.
Dude. It's Anderson Silva.
If he gives a damn he will end Sonnen’s night by either sub or KO.
-SSreporters
By Monday morning Chael Sonnen will be pissing out of his neck.
-Also SSreporters
Actually that first PK hit the crossbar. That match was awesome!!
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's dan 'ardy
and his new ’attoos.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
whoa
He’s a hockey fan. Unexpected. He must be like the only one in the UK.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
He’s the only hockey fan in the US too. I kid I kid…
Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
I wonder how Mike Goldberg commentated on fights when he was an NHL announcer.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Oh God Florian is a Vegan now....
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
lmao James Toney
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
I can actually understand him more then usual
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
I don't understand the fanfare for watching people weight themselves
Is there anything extra beforehand or afterwards that adds to this?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
weigh*
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
After Toney cleans out Couture with a flying armbar
Does Toney fight Fedor next?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Toney:
Bussanusahumy hunombolynumby huganumbalar.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
by Ubernoober on Jul 2, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Are you quoting Toney or Dick Clark?
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
by SSreporters on Jul 2, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dick Clark? Wow. Too soon, man. Too soon.
Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
Happy Dew Year!
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 2, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That sounds ominous
“Brock’s done things for me I can’t talk about”
lolwhut?
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Jul 2, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Good news from Dana?
WEC folds into the UFC?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I love that Spike advertises the weigh-ins as “LIVE AND FREE,” as though anyone has ever paid to watch any weigh-in.
This is their first live weigh-in in years so expect them to broadcast it like the prelims
By having umpteen glitches.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
my personaln favorite was..
when they start off every ufc broadcast with this thing saying " presented by : spike sports" as if they show anything other then ufc that you call sports. Like hell they play csi for 12 hours a day
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
Not Even 12 Hours
They start playing 4 or 5 episodes in the morning and repeat in the afternoon. It kind of ruins the sick day of lying in bed.
lol starts at 9 ends at 7
Im well aware lol
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
They're reviving AldovsFaberFC, I think. That must be what Reed is talking about.
"Fedor is in major trouble! FEDOR TAPS! FEDOR TAPS! FABRICIO WERDUM WINS BY SUBMISSION (TRIANGLE CHOKE), ROUND 1!" - Brent Brookhouse, BloodyElbow.com
Karlos Vemola's eye is cocked like a pistol
Holy Shit
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Look at the WAY he mounted that SCALE
Pure DOMINATION!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Holy shit, this is running slower than slow
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Jul 2, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
It's nice
to see the weigh-ins on spike,they should start doing this
It won't be a regular thing
I can’t imagine this is very in demand programming for Spike.
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Kendall...
why are you wearing a shooting sleeve? you are weighing in not playing basketball
Fuck his beard
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
Joe kicks ass
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
"The man who single handedly killed EliteXC!"
Classic!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Singlehandedly killed EliteXC
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEEE
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I didn't know $kala was in attendance
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Tucsherer's physique in HD
No thank you
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Being fat and being in terrible condition are mutually exclusive.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Does this mean Brock is in terrible condition too?(Sarcastic Question)
They both are from the same fight camp
Lesnar does seem to be unable to make his work ethic rub off his on his training partners
Konrad, Madsen, Tuscherer are all a little flabby.
Has Lytle always had that chest piece?
by I Can't Feel My Face on Jul 2, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
We’ve yet to see the “BROCKLESNAR!!!!” sign from MostDiabolicalHater…I’m really hoping we see it. lol
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
No, you are not
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Brock Lesnar went back in-time and killed the dinosaurs...
That’s one of the many reasons that you should except Brock Lesnar as your new lord and savior
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I cannot fucking believe Matt Brown grew a beard. I might as well change my name at this point. Goddamn it.
Follow me on Twitter: @MMANation.
by Luke Thomas on Jul 2, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
It's not as luscious as yours
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
It’s an homage. Take a compliment, for fuck’s sake.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
you don't have that odd eye, though
get someone to give you the Ric Flair eye-gouge, and you’ll be twins.
visit my website: http://bobthewriter.com
Think of it...
as his way of getting you a backstage pass.
Just play it off and score some amazing interviews, etc…
Dude. It's Anderson Silva.
If he gives a damn he will end Sonnen’s night by either sub or KO.
-SSreporters
By Monday morning Chael Sonnen will be pissing out of his neck.
-Also SSreporters
Tuke Lhomas might be a good new name.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Sotiropolous has the oddest build
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Agreed
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he looked really gaunt to me.
visit my website: http://bobthewriter.com
Spike
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Here’s to hoping they show the huge BROCKLESNAR sign.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sot has a creepy physique
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
George seemed…weird. Kinda slo-mo anger going on all the way to the scale.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
he looked very gaunt to me.
i’m thinking the weight cut took its toll on him. it’ll be interesting if the betting line moves after the weigh-in.
visit my website: http://bobthewriter.com
George “Jack LaLanne” Sotiropolous
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Jul 2, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Jul 2, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
jesus christ it's true
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Jul 2, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Chernobyl
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ohgodohgodohgodohgod
he’s taking his shirt off he’s taking his shirt off!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
AHHHH THE SEX!!!!!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
A bunch of Internet weirdos jiz in 3…2…1…
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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Right here!
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
I represent.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 2, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I need a towel.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 2, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Crowd seems dead.
hopefully its just a shitty stream
by I Can't Feel My Face on Jul 2, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Need a cap of the ring girls whispering as he took to the scales. They know whats up.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want a pair of those pink shorts, but I’m afraid I won’t be sexy enough wear them.
Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
When in doubt, go with tangerine. It is the universal color of sexy.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Jul 2, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you accepted BROCKLESNAR!!!!! as your personal HW Champion?
I have accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as my personal Heavyweight Champion!
Baptized in Coors Light and Jack's Links jerky!!!
Dressed in my heavenly DeathClutch robes!!!
Yeah lol me too, sort of hard tp see it that well though, couldn’t cap it
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
sounded like more cheers then boos
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Lesnar with the southpaw stance.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Brock's shown the southy stance in his last two face offs..
I’m interested to see how it plays out…
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
NOTE
Brock is barefoot here and Shane is in his kicks.
In old pictures of Carwin, it doesn't look like he had that Matt Serra left arm.
Did he have surgery, or is it a congenital thing he’s always had?
Yoplait....Fruit on the bottom,hope on top.
wow
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! looks massive.
visit my website: http://bobthewriter.com
not really surprised
i think i assumed Carwin was bigger or closer to Lesnar’s frame … looking at them side-by-side, i was surprised.
visit my website: http://bobthewriter.com
I don’t have a dog in tomorrow’s main event, but it would be kinda funny to see how quickly the “TEAM CARWIN” avatars disappear off Twitter if he loses.
Werdum will be the new guy to beat Brock.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
Overeem.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah Overeem won't make the same mistake Fedor did.
Overeem will smash Werdum.
by Polyhedron on Jul 2, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I figured out what they did
his fight length is 108 seconds on average. Some idiot turned that into 1:08.
by Trysdor on Jul 2, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahaha
Man, that is just sad.
"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.
I did the math and his average UFC fight length is 108 seconds, someone forgot to convert back to minutes.
Seriously?
That’s sloppy.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If you see a big organization fuck up, and it’s either incompetence or part of a conspiracy, assume it’s incompetence.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You sir, can take your logic and reason and eff right off
Conspiracies are much more exciting, and i shall believe in them!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
win.
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Jul 2, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
better cap than I got with my camera on the tv
by JeremyShane on Jul 2, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Looks like he is watching it.
MostDiabolicalHaterLover can die a happy man.
I'm a lover not a fighter
BE has broken into the mainstream.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
by Ubernoober on Jul 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
B.E. taking over the world, one MMA event at a time
BE has broken into the mainstream.
The rest... is virtually identical
by randy maverick on Jul 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope Brock hasn't lost his mean streak
and is just so intensely focused the only function possible is brocksmash mode.
I don't know if anyone noticed
but I think Brock weighed in at 264. The weight guy held up 4 fingers, then shook his head then shrugged when Rogan called out 265. Maybe that was just me.
on Spike you could hear that guy very clearly
he said 265.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Anyone get any screen caps of Brock and Shane on the scale flexing? I couldn’t watch unfortunately
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Brock did not flex
He was all business.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 2, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking awesome. I can’t wait for him to beat Carwin down.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Jul 2, 2010 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
they must think they have a copyright on midgets
with their new little people real world show.
Fuck that
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Weren’t you making the point that weigh ins are lame anyway?
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Because Spike is above exploiting midgets???
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jul 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
wow
why does Dana’s bald head haft to ruin every single stare down picture the ufc has ever had
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
by GOLDIGGAH on Jul 2, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He wants to be Vince McMahon.
He steals everybodys heat.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Shane Carwin is the improved version of Randy Couture
bigger smarter stronger
they both got into MMA at the same age
Carwin is going to do the same thing that he did to Mir
Lesnar is a pussy and the whole world will see it tomorrow
everything since the first constitution only did harm
LULZ
Shane Carwin is the improved version of Ron Waterman.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 2, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
“everything since the first constitution only did harm "? What does that mean?
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
if its not broken don't fix it
every change/addition to constitution made in the past century has only done harm
everything since the first constitution only did harm
by couch-fighter on Jul 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You think women's suffrage did harm?
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Allowing 18 year olds to vote?
And you don’t specify “the constitution of 1910”, you say the first one – the one that deemed slaves as 60% of a human
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, most 18-year-olds today are morons.
And defining the lineage of presidential succession was useful, if not very exciting.
Also, how can both enforcing and repealing a prohibition on alcohol be bad? Wouldn’t the repeal be righting a wrong?
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
couch-fighter is a stout defender of what he imagines the constitution to be.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
by Ubernoober on Jul 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
of course not
the Constitution never went for that
all I am saying that government intervention should be kept to minimum due to corruption and inefficiency
everything since the first constitution only did harm
by couch-fighter on Jul 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a different claim than your sig.
I, for one, would rather alter it to forbid explicitly the non-consensual owning of another person or clearly grant universal suffrage than allow it to be manipulated for nefarious ends. If you agree with that, then you disagree with your own sig.
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You should probably start watching less Fox News.
by Mocha Shaka Khan on Jul 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Big fan of the Articles of Confederation, huh?
You should change your monicker to “Daniel Bacon”
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
by Anthony Pace on Jul 2, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Aren't we breaking one of the rules of BE with the politics talk?
Better not hope it’s rule four, that’s when Kid Nate gets angry….and ban-happy
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Technically, yeah, but we’re civil, and if they have a problem with it, they’ll tell us, and we’ll stop.
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as it's not rule four you guys are safe
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I'm terrible at political humor
so if I come off like a dick, contrary to the norm it aint intentional
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
by Anthony Pace on Jul 2, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If Dane Cook can do political humor and get laughs, you’ll do just fine.
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
But I dont lift jokes from Louis CK
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
by Anthony Pace on Jul 2, 2010 11:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Originals > Sequels.
Movie critics all favor the Articles of Confederation over its watered-down sequel!
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
No standing armies either.
Bet he doesn’t like that one much eh?
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Carwin will clock Lesnar in the face
And Lesnar will simply get pissed and break Carwin in half.
"Daydreams of a 'fair' world which would treat him according to his 'real worth' are the refuge of all those plagued by a lack of self-knowledge." -- Ludwig von Mises.
the only reason carwin shaved his head is....
hes going bald…why do you think dana does it? lol
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
I did it because I look badass
Also, I’m balding.. not bald, bald-ING.
by Horselover Fat on Jul 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
shaved head =
several grams of extra muscle mass
I'm so pumped for this fight ....
I might slapa submission on my wife tonight..
Perhaps the rear naked doggystyle fishhook….
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
LOL..
NICE !
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
My religion only allows me to enjoy open guard :-(
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps you should join my church ??
Convert to Freakism… lol
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
Don’t catch Rerpes Gracie…
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That is why you should accept BROCKLESNARRRRR!!!!! as your personal heavyweight champion, and be free of the dogmatic restraints of whatever heathenistic religion your practice.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
Wouldn't that be converting to Lensarism ??
In which case… Where do I pledge my faith ??
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
You pledge your faith to BROCKLESNARRRRR!!!!!!
To join the church you simply state that you have accepted BROCKLESNARRRR!!!!! as your personal heavyweight champion. That’s it, no diet restrictions, you can sleep in on Sunday, drink, smoke weed, get penis tattoos…
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?
I'm in !!!!
BROCKLESNARRRRR!!!!!!
Heavy Weight Champion of the world !!!
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
The followers of Lesnar believe in strong, hard, ground and pound from all positions.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jul 2, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah a fellow Greg Jacksonian
Not many of us around anymore
we're seeking articulate and thoughtful you are neither.
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Kid Nate on Jun 15, 2010 3:47 PM CDT
Kid Hate layin it down
The pic at the top of Carwin-Lesnar staredown… Dana, Rogan and Buffer are all basically expecting s**t to go down – and they must know that had those two behemoths decided to settle it there and then, all of them combined would’ve stood absolutely no chance of pulling them apart.
I wonder if someone in Lesnar’s camp brings a tranquiliser gun into weigh-ins? Y’know, just to be sure…
You don't like wrestling in MMA? Go watch K-1.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Jul 2, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
i mean when you see them
next to each other their not THATTT big………………………………………………
Warning: PRIDE goggles in use
So many different possibilities
The winner of this fight will be determined by who makes the first “technical error” as K. Flo would preach.
July 3rd has never been so EXCITING!
I’m totally pulling for Carwin but I do find it ridiculous that he takes the time to put his shoes on for the stare down.
Ubereem is here to kill the Finkelstein monster!
by frosty31 on Jul 3, 2010 2:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
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