How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the Last Week of June

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
WHY DOESN'T RAMPAGE WANT TO FIGHT LYOTO MACHIDA?
"Cause my last fight was boring,and homeboy's Karate style is(no offence )REALY boring,I wanna give MY fans a great fight next" -Rampage Jackson
"[Rashad] was pulling my damn shorts,I tried my damnedest to ko him,sometime things don't work out,trying to get someone who will bang next... This sport is growing so fast,I'm scared it's gonna be like boxing,were people just wanna win on points,and nobody go 4it anymore" -Rampage Jackson
"yall need 2 shut the hell up about me ducking people! u r the type of fans i hate! u dont know what the hell u r talking about,he got no belt and is boring,my last fight was boring,so i want a exciting fight next 4 my fans,then Machida and i can fight,so shut the f*ck up!" -Rampage Jackson
SETH PETRUZELLI BACK IN THE UFC
"My blood is running hot, everything is a target. Eyes of red - the taste of death is on my lips again." -Josh Barnett
"R u a vampire?" -Seth Petruzelli, replying to Barnett... and yes, I think Josh sparkles when he's under direct sunlight.
"*WANTED* a little person for July 2nd in the las Vegas area. Pay is 1 ufc 116 ticket!" -Seth Petruzelli, is going to have little people on his weigh-in?
"If u want a good show u better watch live ufc weigh ins July 2nd 7pm eastern time on spike tv! the walk out=good, they weigh ins=great!" -Seth Petruzelli, Any guesses?
"Seth petruzelli rockin the pink glock @gunstore as well as a sig 220! Too bad his hairs not pink to match right now!" -Tracy Lee
THE HEROES OF UFC 116
"@SugaRashadEvans this is better" -Kurt Pellegrino
"great practice @grudesports with my training partners" -Jon Jones, Brock Lesnar better worry, cause Carwin is training with a Ninja Turtle.
THE NIGHT THE LAST EMPEROR TAPPED OUT
" : D " -Dana White, after Fedor lost.
"Congrats to Werdum for his amazing victory, he told the media he wants the belt so try to take it from me and fight me, rematch time!!!" -Alistair Overeem
"My #MMA mailbag is now on Yahoo! Sports http://yhoo.it/9aCBki" -Kevin Iole, called Fedor "Amateurish", and says he doesn't belong in the top 10 pfp.
"FOR THE RECORD: I have been reading reports that I have a broken eye socket, I did get xrays and I had nothing broken, but do have a pretty good black eye. I did get a few stitches too. Those are my only injuries from the fight... REGARDING THE REF of my fight. I thought she did a great job. I am glad she did not sto...p it earlier... I hope she is the ref for my next fight!" -Jan Finney
"LOL... I can not believe what they are writing... I have a black eye, couple stitches, and some bruises...I had worse injuries in fast pitch soft ball. They are making sound like I am in the ICU...I went to ER for xrays and it came back nothing broke. Its still funny how they call I tell them no bad injuries and they just write what they want...If you are not going to write what I tell you ...dont call and ask ???" -Jan Finney
"Just got the call ... I will be fighting in StrikeForce again very soon. Maybe a couple of months? Just like I like it no time to rest... just train!" -Jan Finney, hopefully, at her natural weightclass.
"boo hoo, you are really taking the loss hard! Even setting him up with easy fights doesn't work anymore. its over move on, I did." -Dana White, wasting his time replying to a random twitter trolls after Fedor lost.
NATE MARQUARDT AND THE RING GIRLS
"This is wha happens when you slide across the cage" -Nate Marquardt
"Striking a pose.listening 2 a dope mix n dancing.playing lady gaga poker face! I luv my jacket.had it since I was 15" -Arianny Celeste
" Random bathroom pic...sorry I had to been working to much. And I'm ready for bed..after my last shot..GN! Xo" -Arianny Celeste
"My hooter girl waitress and I!:) here with Dale 'Apollo' Cook and Bryan O'Rourke from National Lampoon!" -Chandella Powell
"wishing everyone a beautiful night :) I hope tomorrow brings nothing but smiles" -Rachelle Leah
"Grateful 4 the incredible people in my life. Going 2 thank the greater one 4 blessing me with such love. Today was beautiful. I hope u all had a blessed day. x" -Rachelle Leah, and the picture on the bottom is her new twitter userpic.
"I drove back from San Jose and Strikeforce all day sunday and headed straight over to Mike Whitehead’s bday bbq.. I managed to get a short nap in before heading to XS for their sunday night pool party where you wear swimsuits and actually get in the pool! It’s my fave party of the week! My bboy friends were there gettin their groove on so great pics and fun times ensued.." -Tracy Lee
DEAR DANA WHITE, #BringLoganBack THANKS
"Happy Hump Day from @LoStanton" -MMA Mixer
"Red light love" -Logan Stanton
"Dilemma: I want Yogurtland, but I'm too lazy to move" -Logan Stanton
note - not a tweet, but her new twitter profile pic:
"Getting my hair done... Should I go light brown, red, black?? ;)" -Natasha Wicks, sure, bring her back too. They're certainly more interesting than the current duo.
"It puts the Aloe on its sunburnt skin!" -Natasha Wicks
"Makin teriyaki burgers!! ;) mmmmm" -Natasha Wicks
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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The de-evolution of Rampage is kinda sad. The guy has completely forgotten he used to know how to wrestle. He doesn’t want to fight Machida cuz he’d lose, Rampage’s current style is custom made to get clowned by Machida.
Did Seth get back in the UFC just to make goofy entrances?
Also, BRING LOGAN BACK!
I’m fucking drooling here.
There are so many LHWs who would crush Rampage, he is destined for glorified gate-keeper status unless Dana protects him with cupcake fights
Machida would destroy Rampage, it would be a totally one-sided fight.
BUT, if Dana is finally fed up with Rampage’s crying and bitching, give him someone who will bang with him – Jon Jones.
Rampage would be ruined for all to see after that one.
by BigDNotDallas on Jun 30, 2010 10:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Bones wouldn’t stand and bang with him, he’d just toss him on his head and pound him out.
by Electro Boy on Jun 30, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been saying this
Since he lost to Forrest. He just hasn’t been the same as he was. And no, it’s not ring rust from the movie because the Rampage that fought Rashad looked just like the guy who fought Jardine. I think it’s pathetic he’s posturing like this about Machida only because he knows he’d get beat. It’s even more pathetic when you consider all the trash talking he did to Rashad FOR losing to Machida, at least Rashad stepped in there with him.
by PetrozellisJab on Jun 30, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
He was ducking Machida before the movie role too.
I’d say I’m over Rampage, but frankly I was over him a long time ago.
Unfortunately, he’s a draw and so we will be seeing his mug for a while now.
Since he want someone who will “stand and bang”, give him Anderson Silva’s next fight at 205.
Dude. It's Anderson Silva.
If he gives a damn he will end Sonnen’s night by either sub or KO.
-SSreporters
By Monday morning Chael Sonnen will be pissing out of his neck.
-Also SSreporters
He would duck
Anderson
Shogun
Machida
Bones
He’ll end up fighting guys like Bader and Thiago Silva after this loss.
Maybe a rematch with Griffin which I’m not interested in at all. It’s like he’s trying to pick on the only guy he thinks he can knock out. I’d take Forrest in a rematch at this point.
by PetrozellisJab on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Thiago Silva would stand and bang... That would be a fun fight.
I would gladly watch any of the above though.
Thiago would stand and bang for sure.
I would love to watch them also….only to watch Bumpage get tooled.
by PetrozellisJab on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep
After Rampage loses four in a row, Strikeforce has folded, and they meet in a LHW GP in Dream in Dec. 2011.
by PetrozellisJab on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Rampage wishes they didn’t cut Kimbo
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
There are so many LHWs who would crush Rampage
That is ridiculous. There are probably 3-4 LHWs that would be favored over him and I wouldn’t expect any of them to crush him.
How did I end up on this bandwagon and why does everything say property of Chael Sonnen?
Rua, Machida, Rashad, Lil Nog, Jones, Anderson Silva. I’d favor any of those. Bader, Thiago Silva and Rich Franklin would all be tossups for me, and that’s a long way down from the regard I held Rampage in a few years ago. I wouldn’t predict any crushing, but Rampage hasn’t looked great in a long time. Yeah he knocked out Wanderlei, but since beating Chuck a LONG time ago, he hasn’t been great. Hell Phil Davis or Randy would be decent underdog bets.
by Kwisatz Haderach on Jun 30, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
-Seth Petruzelli, is going to have little people on his walk in?
For his weigh in… He is hiring them for July 2nd.
Natasha handling meat from what looks like a POV camera angle

by truck on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol yes.. funny and accurate, you get a rec good sir.
by Horselover Fat on Jun 30, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's photoshopped everyone knows blondes can't cook.
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Look at those eyebrows.
She’s not a natural blonde.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is that Ray Lewis in the back right of the Grudge training pic?
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
nah that’s not Ray Lewis. Kinda looks like a much older version of him though.
by Electro Boy on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ATTN: Rampage
Enough excuses
Facts don't come with points of view.
by Robert Livingston on Jun 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
has rampage watched machidas last 4 fight?
id hardly call them boring, somebodys ducking a bad matchup
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
and holy shit jan finney is a tough motherfucker
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
i don’t think i’ve ever referred to a woman as a motherfucker before, but it definitely fits here
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Jun 30, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
i was thinking that as well
but what am i supposed to call her a tough daddyfucker? that just sounds silly
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Agreed. I wish everyone on these forums would stop crying about her fight.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next fight.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory “Needs more Natasha” post.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 30, 2010 10:28 AM EDT reply actions
you’ve got 3 photos, with one being in the shower. don’t be greedy.
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can’t help it :*(.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Notice
I’ve been quiet this week Anton… Take my silence as gratitude.
"The fact that you constantly self censor yourself makes you like a flavored type of flavor"
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it me, or is Jones a lot bigger than everyone else in the picture? He doesn’t have much longer at 205.
by StephenDedalus on Jun 30, 2010 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder if he's still
working with that female strength and conditioning coach. For his fight with Vera he stated he was about 12lbs larger… I do agree he’s so young his body won’t allow him to fight at LHW in about 4-5 years.
"The fact that you constantly self censor yourself makes you like a flavored type of flavor"
by Dr. Doogie Seacrest on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah he’s said a few times that he’ll be a hw in a few years, believe his exact quote was that he wanted to be a “big cheik kongo looking brotha that can do all kinds of funky jiu jitsu and shit”
by kanodogg on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah the Las Vegas Gun Store
That is a really fun place to blow your winnings from the Craps table.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Even random hooters chick is hotter than Chandella.. sad :(
I’m not really a fan of Logan or Natasha, but by all means bring them back if it means the end of Chandella!
by Horselover Fat on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
Not that I ever comment on this stuff... but
Grateful 4 the incredible people in my life. Going 2 thank the greater one 4 blessing me with such love. Today was beautiful. I hope u all had a blessed day. x" -Rachelle Leah, and the picture on the bottom is her new twitter userpic.
Is this thanks for the thousands of men who want to have sex with you?
Kevin Lole's seriously a troll
and the reason I stopped getting my mma news from Yahoo
Pity rampage wont fight machida yet
this is mma not everyone has the toe 2 toe mentality, imo not 2 many of rampages recent fights that entertaining ,even when he fought henderson they were g,n,p each other for quite alot of the rounds….
I've seen the fights
2 bad his on the loosing side of them both, anderson would be a great fight too
Ok Rampage
I’m a big fan, but it’s time to move on now. I do agree about some fighters only trying to score points these days, though.
Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
Surprised no one has mentioned Demco Rogers standing beside Bones, since everyone has been asking about him.
Go get that bread, Kimbo Slice. - Mike Fagan
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
Ooh, Page mad
You don't like wrestling in MMA? Go watch K-1.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Jun 30, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
bring her back!

Official Machida Nuthugger.
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
by CC11 on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I want to have sex with that woman.
This my 4th account. Dont ban me bro!!!
by K1Noob on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t tell us how you really feel.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. I get more stunts and props than Bruce Willis- Guru
by Dr. Octagon on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
lol
kenny florian as robin = win
"Live fast, die."
by Bonedoctor on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Josh Barnetts only redeeming quality is his awesome taste in music.
Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleuffagus and Australopithecus
Me cray, you abacus
yes.
Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleuffagus and Australopithecus
Me cray, you abacus
by ProfessorBLove on Jul 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Id take ariany and danny glover over the 2 that got the axe any day. Atleast ariany and danny glover dont run there mouth about stupid shit they dont even know anything about
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions
lol I shake my head at danny glover 2
The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions

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