A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
THE BEST EVA
"I feel blessed for being able to live so much. All because i can give and take a pretty good punch. Funny world i am happy 2 B a part of" -Phil Baroni
""Either you run the day or the day runs you." Im going to run this bitch today." -Phil Baroni
"Its just another mantic monday. Wish it was sunday. Thats my fun day." -Phil Baroni
"Morning wood and a piss. Still a challenge thirty years later." -Phil Baroni, probably has the most interesting AND random tweets in MMA. He walks his dog a lot too.
"Mike pyle is trying 2 talk to me. His breath smells like hot garbage. beat it scram" -Phil Baroni
"You know its hot when your driving stop to get gas and your money is all wet in your back pocket. Indian guy dont mind. Thank you!" -Phil Baroni
"Sometimes its fun or makes me feel good to have good looking chicks with more problems than me bounce on my on lap." -Phil Baroni, especially if you tip them with wet bills.
"Im not sad but my heart bleeds for all these poor girls dancing so hard Here in vegas to pay for there school and better this country..." -Phil Baroni, I thought it made you feel good?
"right now is the best time to hit the strip club all the girls working on farthers day are the most disturbed, fun esp the on the day shift... Empty in here two girls for everyone! ...Amazing how its nite time in the strip club and day time out side. I dot like bright light. Go back inside..." - Phil Baroni
MURDERING DEATH SKULLS OF FLAMING DOOMSDAY APOCALYPSE!
"That which cannot resist destruction was never wholly meant to exist." -Josh Barnett
"Today will be a glorious day. Of blood. Of Violence. Of the spoils of war - gold, silver and the bones of our enemies. D.R.E.A.M." -Josh Barnett
"Heading to Florida tonight. Packed my Death - Scream Bloody Gore shirt in homage and listening to Florida death metal while I pack." -Josh Barnett
"Bring your damage, your pain, your fear - envelope me in your want for my demise. 4 every day I become an even greater force of destruction." -Josh Barnett
THAT "FAKE" CHAEL SONNEN ACCOUNT
"U kids pulled ur dingy up to USS SONNEN, ur going to reap the consequences. I'm going to treat u so many diff ways, ur bound to like 1 of em" -Chael Sonnen
"A.S. A fraud is living in your house. You see him each day when you shave, he is in the mirror. Tell him hello..." -Chael Sonnen
"Apologize, what? I want you guys DESTROYED. Torn to pieces, laid on an altar in front of a statue of me w/golden fangs, and set on fire." -Chael Sonnen
"I keep getting asked about a TWITTER account. I've done some independent research and I've come to a conclusion. TWITTER doesn't exist." -Chael Sonnen
"I'm gonna leave Anderson Silva as horizontal as I left Suge Knight about 6 months ago in front of TAO." -Chael Sonnen
"Mr. Seagal's impressive record of victories against bored stuntmen who are paid to lose makes his criticism particularly stinging." -Chael Sonnen
DON'T EVERYONE FREAK OUT ALL AT ONCE NOW (OKAY, FREAK OUT ALL AT ONCE)
"Just wanted to wish all guys from TUF 11 good luck tonight. Love to be there But wasn't invited. I'll be watching on spike. Kickass guys!" -Tito Ortiz
"After the WEC I'm going to beat my ass in the ufc vid game just because it's fun" -Kurt Pellegrino
"Kurt, you should get out more buddy. i hate fucking video games. you guys that play them are gay. there fucking weak and suck." -Phil Baroni
"Whats the best thing about having sex with 27 year olds? ...There are 20 of them..." -Miguel Torres
"A man is making sex to his girlfriend doggystyle, she turns to him and says... you are such a pediphile. He then says to her... pediphile, thats a big word for a 10 year old." -Miguel Torres
"Cyborgs girlfriend, Evangilista is up next. Looks super tough, a little ruff around the edges though... Cyborgs girlfriend wins. I wonder who will be the pitcher and who will catch tonight? Should be on national geographic." -Miguel Torres
"People are calling me sexist, thank you very much. I love sex." -Miguel Torres
"If an african-american girl tells me I'm a good dancer & I made her a lesbian .. I think its safe to say I got skills ;)" -Natasha Wicks
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Just back from training in minnesota . Beautiful area and a nice training ctr . Lesnar has a top notch camp ! It was a very good expierence" -Randy Couture
"Last day of camp.... This is by far the hardest camp I have ever had!!! I am ready to fight!" -Jan Finney, will try to score a monumental upset against Cris Cyborg (who is at -2000) this weekend... oh and here's here twitter background image.
"Guess where I convinced Chuck to go? This is my first time" -Heidi Northcott
"Just watched ESPN's "The Two Escobars" with my Colombian girlfriend. Now I'm dealing with tears & her sad childhood memories. Thanks, ESPN." -Luke Thomas
"The crew at Reign today." -Jason High
"Walkin the rest interval with daddy " -Jason High
AS IF I NEED A WITTY TITLE FOR THIS CATEGORY
"What the hell does "teach me how to dougie" mean? ...I can't pull the dougie.let alone stanky leg! No hope for me! All I know how to do is the washing machine..I learned that from Selena movie!" -Arianny Celeste, inserting a green joke on "dougie" is too easy, so I won't even bother.
"Cute Pic of @Rampage4real at his Bday this wkend. If u haven't seen A-Team yet you better go!! Is good!" -Arianny Celeste
"I'm the champ, at least till tonight!" -Arianny Celeste
"My lil columbiana Claudia..she doesn't do twitter fyi :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Spending the day in San Diego with my wife for our long awaited honeymoon :)" -Rachelle Leah
"I found this jersey on a fellow @Celtics fan in San Diego! What r the odds!?!? LOVE IT!" -Rachelle Leah
NOT A TWEET, BUT... OH. MY. GOD. #BringLoganBack
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