How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of June
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 23, 2010 9:47 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
THE BEST EVA
"I feel blessed for being able to live so much. All because i can give and take a pretty good punch. Funny world i am happy 2 B a part of" -Phil Baroni
"@Alistairovereem I need to get to Amsterdam after my fight for training, coffe shops and horse meat." -Phil Baroni
""Either you run the day or the day runs you." Im going to run this bitch today." -Phil Baroni
"Its just another mantic monday. Wish it was sunday. Thats my fun day." -Phil Baroni
"Morning wood and a piss. Still a challenge thirty years later." -Phil Baroni, probably has the most interesting AND random tweets in MMA. He walks his dog a lot too.
"Mike pyle is trying 2 talk to me. His breath smells like hot garbage. beat it scram" -Phil Baroni
"You know its hot when your driving stop to get gas and your money is all wet in your back pocket. Indian guy dont mind. Thank you!" -Phil Baroni
"Sometimes its fun or makes me feel good to have good looking chicks with more problems than me bounce on my on lap." -Phil Baroni, especially if you tip them with wet bills.
"Im not sad but my heart bleeds for all these poor girls dancing so hard Here in vegas to pay for there school and better this country..." -Phil Baroni, I thought it made you feel good?
"right now is the best time to hit the strip club all the girls working on farthers day are the most disturbed, fun esp the on the day shift... Empty in here two girls for everyone! ...Amazing how its nite time in the strip club and day time out side. I dot like bright light. Go back inside..." - Phil Baroni
MURDERING DEATH SKULLS OF FLAMING DOOMSDAY APOCALYPSE!
"That which cannot resist destruction was never wholly meant to exist." -Josh Barnett
"Today will be a glorious day. Of blood. Of Violence. Of the spoils of war - gold, silver and the bones of our enemies. D.R.E.A.M." -Josh Barnett
"Heading to Florida tonight. Packed my Death - Scream Bloody Gore shirt in homage and listening to Florida death metal while I pack." -Josh Barnett
"Bring your damage, your pain, your fear - envelope me in your want for my demise. 4 every day I become an even greater force of destruction." -Josh Barnett
THAT "FAKE" CHAEL SONNEN ACCOUNT
"U kids pulled ur dingy up to USS SONNEN, ur going to reap the consequences. I'm going to treat u so many diff ways, ur bound to like 1 of em" -Chael Sonnen
"A.S. A fraud is living in your house. You see him each day when you shave, he is in the mirror. Tell him hello..." -Chael Sonnen
"Apologize, what? I want you guys DESTROYED. Torn to pieces, laid on an altar in front of a statue of me w/golden fangs, and set on fire." -Chael Sonnen
"I keep getting asked about a TWITTER account. I've done some independent research and I've come to a conclusion. TWITTER doesn't exist." -Chael Sonnen
"I'm gonna leave Anderson Silva as horizontal as I left Suge Knight about 6 months ago in front of TAO." -Chael Sonnen
"Mr. Seagal's impressive record of victories against bored stuntmen who are paid to lose makes his criticism particularly stinging." -Chael Sonnen
DON'T EVERYONE FREAK OUT ALL AT ONCE NOW (OKAY, FREAK OUT ALL AT ONCE)
"Just wanted to wish all guys from TUF 11 good luck tonight. Love to be there But wasn't invited. I'll be watching on spike. Kickass guys!" -Tito Ortiz
"After the WEC I'm going to beat my ass in the ufc vid game just because it's fun" -Kurt Pellegrino
"Kurt, you should get out more buddy. i hate fucking video games. you guys that play them are gay. there fucking weak and suck." -Phil Baroni
"Whats the best thing about having sex with 27 year olds? ...There are 20 of them..." -Miguel Torres
"A man is making sex to his girlfriend doggystyle, she turns to him and says... you are such a pediphile. He then says to her... pediphile, thats a big word for a 10 year old." -Miguel Torres
"Cyborgs girlfriend, Evangilista is up next. Looks super tough, a little ruff around the edges though... Cyborgs girlfriend wins. I wonder who will be the pitcher and who will catch tonight? Should be on national geographic." -Miguel Torres
"People are calling me sexist, thank you very much. I love sex." -Miguel Torres
"If an african-american girl tells me I'm a good dancer & I made her a lesbian .. I think its safe to say I got skills ;)" -Natasha Wicks
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Just back from training in minnesota . Beautiful area and a nice training ctr . Lesnar has a top notch camp ! It was a very good expierence" -Randy Couture
"Last day of camp.... This is by far the hardest camp I have ever had!!! I am ready to fight!" -Jan Finney, will try to score a monumental upset against Cris Cyborg (who is at -2000) this weekend... oh and here's here twitter background image.
"Guess where I convinced Chuck to go? This is my first time" -Heidi Northcott
"Just watched ESPN's "The Two Escobars" with my Colombian girlfriend. Now I'm dealing with tears & her sad childhood memories. Thanks, ESPN." -Luke Thomas
"The crew at Reign today." -Jason High
"Walkin the rest interval with daddy " -Jason High
AS IF I NEED A WITTY TITLE FOR THIS CATEGORY
"What the hell does "teach me how to dougie" mean? ...I can't pull the dougie.let alone stanky leg! No hope for me! All I know how to do is the washing machine..I learned that from Selena movie!" -Arianny Celeste, inserting a green joke on "dougie" is too easy, so I won't even bother.
"Cute Pic of @Rampage4real at his Bday this wkend. If u haven't seen A-Team yet you better go!! Is good!" -Arianny Celeste
"I'm the champ, at least till tonight!" -Arianny Celeste
"My lil columbiana Claudia..she doesn't do twitter fyi :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Spending the day in San Diego with my wife for our long awaited honeymoon :)" -Rachelle Leah
"I found this jersey on a fellow @Celtics fan in San Diego! What r the odds!?!? LOVE IT!" -Rachelle Leah
NOT A TWEET, BUT... OH. MY. GOD. #BringLoganBack
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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“I’m gonna leave Anderson Silva as horizontal as I left Suge Knight about 6 months ago in front of TAO.”
Talking smack about Suge Knight is a good was to get yourself shot.
yeah
nowadays anyone can kick his ass
by wingsandbeer37 on Jun 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh I told you to stay away from the pills with the faces on them
Someone hold him while I grab the sedative
Quality ending anton
we're seeking articulate and thoughtful you are neither.
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Kid Nate on Jun 15, 2010 3:47 PM CDT
Kid Hate layin it down
by II SMASH II on Jun 23, 2010 9:45 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
USS Sonnen
Also, you ended this one with a Walk-off Grand Slam. Kudos to you sir.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Jun 23, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Still needs more Natasha.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 23, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Is Josh Barnett twelve?
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR
We should have a translator
that changes what you say into “Bad Ass Josh Barnett” speak:
Like “I’m going out for a meal cause I’m hungry” translates to “I will set forth on a venture to feed on the bloody flesh of the deceased..to resist the greater force destruction and continue on with our glorious existence”
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 23, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He talks a lot like this guy...
How did I end up on this bandwagon and why does everything say property of Chael Sonnen?
He played a little too much Dungeons and Dragons as a kid.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 23, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously a death metal fan. Those guys are hilarious.
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Jun 23, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
What’s wrong with Death Metal, I’ve made a part-time living off it.
"90% of this sport is 50% mental" - Tim Sylvia
Nothing, I actually listen to a lot of it and have friends that are huge fans… just don’t try to tell me that a band like Immortal takes the image of the genre seriously in any way. Great music, but I get a kick out of how ridiculous the image of it all is.
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Jun 23, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There are plenty of metal bands that are essentially self-parodies like Cannibal Corpse.
Some bands just like throwing epic shit around like Winds of Plague. But there’s also bands like Mayhem and Burzum that really fucking live it. Never count out Varg.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
No kidding, he might blow your head off with a shotgun and then make a necklace out of bits of your skull. True story.
Not quite.
Dead, their first singer, blew his own head off with a shotgun and Euronymous made the necklaces/took pictures for an album cover/ate part of his brain. Varg stabbed Euronymous to death and had a shitton of explosives to plant under churches on holidays.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Mayhem is black metal, not death.
I’m torn between laughing at the cartoonishness of black metal and being terrified that they buy into all the satanic imagery. I mean, if you’re so hardcore as to burn down churches for your music, you’re nuts. Admittedly, Scandinavia has lots of anti-Christian baggage from their Viking history…
Have you seen Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey? Really cool documentary.
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Select scenes, not the whole deal.
Also, I didn’t expect to get called on the specific genres. Winds of Plague isn’t death metal it’s deathcore dammit!
Black metal is usually funny to me. It’s hard to look at corpse paint and not giggle. Seriously, you have more makeup on than Dee Snyder and you think that makes you brutal? Plus the popular black metal bands are ridiculous, and not in a good way. Dimmu and Cradle are silly. Emperor and Anorexia Nervosa are the only ‘tr00’ black metal bands I really dig, and Ihsan’s solo stuff is pretty solid. I’m more a melodic death guy myself. The In Flames/Soilwork bromance is too great.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I tell black & death metal apart by whether the singer is shrieking or grunting. Any addition of keyboards or other atmospherics and it’s “melodic ______”.
The only times make-up has really worked are Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie because they make damn good music – Cooper draws on vaudeville techniques, and Zombie is a horror fan, so it’s more than face paint and fake blood.
A friend of mine loves more theatrical metal – Cradle of Filth, Rammstein, Manson, etc., but I just laugh at it when she plays because the music is so weak, it falls flat without the visuals (thank you KISS, for making that acceptable). I just play the Melvins or Meshuggah to one-up her.
If you're not watching Treme, you're a bad person.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I see your point...
I think the image goes well with the aggressiveness that the music itself represents. Good to see how far the genre has been coming along from the underground. I’d love to see it explode the way MMA has, probably never happen though.
"90% of this sport is 50% mental" - Tim Sylvia
Whatever else may be said about him...
… Barnett has taste. Wearing a Bolt Thrower logo on his shorts at Affliction made me grin.
LOGAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And wait a sec, Chael you laid out Suge in front of Tao? Bullshit.
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