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UFC 113 Results: Mauricio "Shogun" Rua Leaves No Doubt, Knocks Out Lyoto Machida

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They needed all five rounds the first time. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua needed less than five minutes in the rematch.

The bout started as the slow, technical battle that had defined their first battle. Lyoto Machida answered questions on whether or not he would work the ground game, securing two takedowns from the clinch. "Shogun" proved his jiu jitsu acumen, deftly and quickly moving his hips to stand back on his feet.

Machida didn't look to have a solid answer for the dynamic Muay Thai game of Shogun. He allowed his fellow countryman to stifle him with leg kicks, and looked uncomfortable on the feet.

And then it all came crashing down. Rua landed a right hook upside Machida's temple, putting the champion on the mat. Shogun followed with another punch as Machida's head bounced off the canvas. Rua landed in mount and rained down punches as Machida desperately struggled to hang on - to Shogun and his consciousness.

Referee Yves Lavigne allowed Machida the opportunity to recover, but Shogun put his lights out shortly thereafter.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the era of the Shogun.

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OMG!!!

Wow Great redemption for shogun I’m sure will see a 3 fight!

by Newblood on May 9, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

No need for a 3rd fight...

Tonight was undisputable destruction. Nothing in Machida’s game makes me think that he has any answer at all for an attacking Shogun.

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by punchdrank on May 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

A third fight is inevitable.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a rec

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

FML

I am in love w/ Machida. I feel like i am on a soap opera a forced to make a choice between true love and correct thinking.

by natan106 on May 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

machida exposed

justice has been served…best fighter in the world is back

by oousty on May 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida wasn't exposed..

He just fought a guy that wasn’t afraid to engage him on the feet and was just as good standing ..

I think this fight was just how the first one should have went.. Shogun proved from their first fight that Muay Thai trumps Karate..

Tonight just reinforced that issue…

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by MMAuthority on May 9, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes and yes!

by Nick Thomas on May 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

were you the only staffer who picked Shogun?

if so, respect

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by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rome was the only one that picked Shogun i think.

Hello. I take stuff too seriously.

by The Flying Gentleman on May 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

but in Nick’s defense his picks weren’t published… but I’m sure he did in fact pick Shogun

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by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

no I just chose to give him the benefit of the doubt

"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye

by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the Machida era

UFC had the one guy on the roster to expose him.

by bignerd on May 9, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Why?

Shogun is a UFC fighter, there is a contract to prove it.

by Razreshat on May 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just saying Pride ought to get a little credit because it was crapped on after Shogun/Forrest fight. I think Shogun’s proved he was that guy everyone imagined him to be when he was in Pride.

by bignerd on May 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to be rude...

but you should probably start getting over it soon.

Pride doesn’t exist anymore, and no amount of declaring it better will bring it back.

Shogun, Rampage, Wandy, etc, etc, etc….are all UFC fighters now, or better yet MMA fighter who used to work for Pride and now work for the UFC.

by Razreshat on May 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pride is a thing to be looked back on with fond memories. That’s it. Don’t bring it up in when dealing with current issues. It’s no longer relevant.

Hello. I take stuff too seriously.

by The Flying Gentleman on May 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s like bringing up the Confederacy whenever you watch Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.

by argyle on May 9, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida looked good, loved the takedowns he was working, although, it didn’t look like he’d be around long in the fight. Shogun went for the kill when he dropped him. Beautifully done. Machida is quality, and don’t doubt at all he’ll be fighting for a title again eventually.

Machida was the only fight I didn’t pick right. :/

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by Kaleb Kelchner on May 9, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

wow!!!!

Machida era over rather quick

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by Lancers25 on May 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

He still is one of the top 205 guys.

by GoldenSt8OfMind on May 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

True..

But being one of the best doesn’t equate an era being named after you.

Google Ron Paul!

by CaDreamer on May 9, 2010 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun got his aggression back

by Curbside on May 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

i believe in justice again! awesome finish by shogun. machida was winning the round with his takedowns… i was nervous a little there.

by jomex on May 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I would disagree..

I had Shogun winning that round before the KO.

by neyvit on May 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

and that's the problem with MMA judging

take downs should not automatically mean points. Machida didn’t do shit on the ground, he landed a combined 5 punches, and Shogun was back on his feet in less than 30 seconds total. As far as I’m concerned those types of take downs are just stalling, and if it isn’t being used a stall tactic, then it just shows that the person on bottom is better than the one on top, and points should be awarded to them.

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by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the way it should be judged as you get points for takedown – but a successful escape from the dominant position held by the ‘takedowner’ should count for almost as much points. Obvi, any striking down while in dominant position should be added on to that.

by neyvit on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

By your criterion

Would Diego Sanchez still have won over Clay Guida in R2 and R3? (R1 was all Sanchez, no doubt.)

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And damage is measured by…what?

by Dooda on May 9, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

A valid question

After all, Fedor bleeds easily…

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida landed good strikes (knee’s) as did Shogun in the first before the KO

by moonlapse88 on May 9, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun looked the better the whole fight (4 minutes so whatever that means)

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m betting that’s exactly the fight UFC is hoping to set up now.

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Silva say that he doesn’t want to fight for the title?
Lil Nog is still in the mix, and Machida is still on the top…

by dancingChicken on May 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

But If he fights Shogun and wins, that somehow fucks with Lil Nog and possibly Machida.

by dancingChicken on May 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

…fighting for the title.

by dancingChicken on May 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida anyway

Neither Lil’ Nog nor Silva have commented on fighting each other.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the beauty of it

there are two very viable PRIDE rematches for Shogun: Page and Lil Nog. They own the footage to both, and I’d like to see both ASAP, moreso than Anderson, even.

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by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lil Nog vs shogun 2….drooooool

by moonlapse88 on May 9, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if it’s signed as a best of 3 series

by BradCr on May 9, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

SHOooooooooOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Dang

I still can’t believe that knock out.

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by 49er16 on May 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

:)

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like we're going to see a Rampage/Shogun rematch

Yes, I’ve already given the next fight to Rampage. And Rapage/Shogun is not a fight that Dana would pass up.

by GeoDim on May 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn straight!!!!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be sweet too.

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t disagree with you about that fight being good one. We gotta see how Mr. T err I mean Rampage looks back in the cage though.

by btforprez on May 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

lets see how Rampage looks against Evans b4 we start setting a rematch

i wouldn’t put it pass Rampage to have a bad effort after going Hollywood

by Basketball Smurf on May 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was sick

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

i like it.

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

His eye looked like a dropped flapjack.

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by some schmuck in texas on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

or more like water balloon

by higgledy-piggledy on May 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

:)

Wheres Orcus so I can give him an interwebz hug!!!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

right here brother

just no eye contact :p

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

*hugs

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

hugs back :p

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Orcus' wife is in trouble tonight!

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by II SMASH II on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

girl is half asleep

she’ll need to wait ’till tomorrow…

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Patience is rewarded.

by jrobb20 on May 9, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

ladies and gentlemen its the end of the machida era

by menace on May 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

It never started ;)

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations to Shogun this is long overdue, so long to the Machida era and oh yeah right now both Forrest Griffin and Rashad Evans are smiling great show.

by Nightwhistler on May 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I was mad noisy after the ref stopped the fight. Ha, I woke up my roommate I was a clapping monkey xD.

Congrats to Shogun. Hopefully we can have some consistency in the LHW division.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!!!

I was jumping and hollering and much is allowed in my moms basement.

by Newblood on May 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but feel bad for Machida though. It was almost sad to see his eye all jacked up.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Am I gonna have to quote 311? Ch-yeah

Fuck the nay-sayers they dont mean a thing, cause this is what style we bring

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by Anthony Pace on May 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Shogun just took most if not all the attention away from daley’s post fight punch. very good for the ufc

by NoahZ on May 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So who can give Shogun a run for his money? I can’t see it Rampage or Rashad giving him any problems, and Forrest’s chin worries me. Randy’s too old. I guess there’s Lil’ Nog, but I can’t see him wining either

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Let the shogun era begin???

He just Ko’d the most elusive man in history what next drown a fish?

by Newblood on May 9, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i see silva raping shogun perfect match up for sliva. it gonna look like silva vs forrest

by TD500 on May 9, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please stop using the word ‘raping’ to describe what fighter ‘A’ would do to fighter ‘B’

by Holls Hoyce on May 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must not like the term “rape-choke” either then huh?

by BradCr on May 10, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe in opposite land

Anderson Silva is a poor man’s Machida; he’d get the retirement he’s always wanted if he fought Shogun.

by yukkurishiteittene on May 13, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones will end the Shogun era.

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

in a couple years maybe

I’m on the Jones war wagon but as of now he is the apprentice and Shogun is the master, as far as muay thai training goes.

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by Excelsior! on May 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing wrasslin trumps Muay Thai

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by CaDreamer on May 9, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give Jones a couple of more fights and I very much believe he could do it. It’s going to take someone with tremendous wrestling to beat Shogun right nwo

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with you, but I hope Shogun has a nice little 3 fight run first.

by Kwisatz Haderach on May 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

quick answer?

No one!

but, I am being way biased here :p

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Lil’ Nog. At least one more fight after Jason Brilz. Eh, I would have to say winner of Rampage vs Rashad.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Jon Jones if he wins against Vladdy????

…..

Nah. Too soon.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder what’s next for Machida…..

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Forrest?

Machida would win, but that would be entertaining. Sure as hell wouldn’t go to decision

by kalmavet on May 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that works

but would they fight each other? thought they were 2 of the guys who refuse to fight each other

by kalmavet on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida said he would consider fighting Rogerio.

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by Mike Fagan on May 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt he would,

he was saying he would consider it, cause he didn’t want to cockblock Rogerio’s title shot… now that he lost, he probably won’t want to do it anymore, and it doesn’t make much sense anymore.

by Anton Tabuena on May 9, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

On the one hand he wouldn’t want to cockblock Rogerio’s title shot, but on the other hand they’re not as “hard” a no-go as Machida-Silva.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida vs. Forrest would be fun though I think Machida beats anyone in the division other than Shogun.

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huge for the UFC to get that finish. I think that only Rashad can handle Rua; Rua proved he can be taken down, but Machida clearly had no intention of causing damage from the guard and was using the takedowns as a leg kick counter.

What a hell of a punch – if you see, he moved his head out of the way of a slow, straight right from Lyoto and just clocked the open chin. He came to finish and Machida came to look classy. Guess who’s drinking urine now, chump!

by Lordjimbo2 on May 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

it didnt land on Machida’s chin, more like his temple/ear area

by Niles on May 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rashad vs. Shogun

would be exactly like Rashad vs. Thiago Silva if Thiago Silva was twice as good at everything he does

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by Anthony Pace on May 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

way to poo-poo my joke, Tabuena :-(

but it’d be Rashad taking down Shogun, doing minimal damage, then getting busted up with Muay Thai way worse than what Thiago did in the third

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by Anthony Pace on May 9, 2010 1:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shogun by heel hook

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell of a punch indeed

Gotta say though, not sure WHY Machida threw that straight left, unless he was already rocked and it wasn’t even intentional.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Era of the Shogun?

Have we learned nothing from the Machida era debacle?!?!?!

Also: so glad everybody can get off the karate bandwagon now.

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by jemaleddin on May 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

When only hope today will finally be the day

That MMA fans realize unbeatable champions don’t exist.

by yukkurishiteittene on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except for Hewhomustnotbenamedunlesswewantthethreadtogocompletelyofftopicintoaccusationsofculturalbiasandwhatnot.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

that day wont come until fyodor loses

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by Anthony Pace on May 9, 2010 12:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fedor is extremely beatable and i don’t get why people don’t get this.

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by The Flying Gentleman on May 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

did i say he was?

no, he’s just the last one standing. check the question to which i replied to see why i said that

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by Anthony Pace on May 9, 2010 1:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

being beatable and having a loss are 2 totally different things.

by BradCr on May 9, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thou must notst speaketh the name of Hewhomustnotbenamedunlesswewantthethreadtogocompletelyofftopicintoaccusationsofculturalbiasandwhatnot!

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

YAWN!

To this entire conversation.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank you

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No!!! You linked ti TV Tropes – the black hole of the internet! Every time I go there, it’s several hours until I resurface…

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by Scott C. Broussard on May 9, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It gets worse

Mixed Martial Arts on TV Tropes

Funny thing, scroll down to the “Reality Is Unrealistic” example on this page to see what happens when the Wikipedia effect is mistaken for magic…

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I admit to editing that site a bit some time back. There’s a trope called Lemon Wacky Hello, about getting high from mundane things, and I added Luke Cummo for his chicken-wing-high arrest. Sadly, the source page for it appears to be down…

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by Scott C. Broussard on May 9, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like Wikipedia but more awesome

I recommend giving TSW a serious look… unless you like Robert E. Lee.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think it’s the Era of Shogun, but I don’t see a whole lot of guys who could give him problems right now. I think Jon Jones can give him some fits after a couple of more fights. I think it will take a strong wrestler to beat him right now

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's a good thing his next fight isn't against Rampage or Rashad!

Oh. Wait.

:-)

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by jemaleddin on May 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been impressed with Rashad’s wrestling. Rampage just wants to bang these days

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

rashad can definitely take down shogun

Doesn’t mean he’d win, but he has a good quick shot, and usually sets them up well with his hands.

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by Loot on May 9, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’m interested to see what version of Rampage we see after the long layoff, and his movie star lifestyle. I remember a pic of him smoking a cigarette on the A-team set. as a former cigarette smoker i can attest to how awesome that is for one’s cardio

by BradCr on May 9, 2010 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could be wrong but I think Rampage has always been a smoker.

by rabrown on May 9, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he has been…that’s pretty impressive.

by BradCr on May 9, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t do well with satire, do you?

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by Mike Fagan on May 9, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaahahahaaha...

Wow, way to get that exactly backwards.

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by jemaleddin on May 9, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed re: eras

Ain’t off the karate bandwagon though… gotta see how wrestleboxers do, as Shogun ain’t no wrestleboxer.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah?

Well where’s your karate now, playboy?

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by jemaleddin on May 9, 2010 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice xD

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now if they can just get their reporters to know that Brazillian’s pronounce R’s as American H’s we’ll be all set.

by jrobb20 on May 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about Machida vs Bader?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida vs Winner of Franklin/Chuck

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or is that too soon for Bader as well?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Epic :D

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

do you have that at a higher resolution? its awesome

by MyrkN on May 9, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second that. Is there a higher rez version somewhere?

by Cocytus on May 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It says

“The blood of the wolf will drip down from the mother to the young, and…”
“Tito!”
“…they will feed on the blood”
“TITO!!!”
“…sorry Mr. Burgundy.”

by Body Triangle on May 10, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Potayto… potahto

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

You got Veraed!

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate seeing that! Machida looked very uncomfortable in the stand-up tonight. It looked as if he was banking on the ground game to win

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by Noah'sArk on May 9, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little bummed out. But the great thing is, Shogun will be an excellent champion, and we’ve got great matchup’s coming our way.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on May 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

People are gonna be shitting all over Machida now, but I think he had the right idea. What it comes down to, is aggressive muay thai vs. controlled power of karate. Machida’s first hard shot was great, thought if he kept that up, along with takedowns, he had a good gameplan.

But you don’t let Shogun start teeing off, and he did well trading with Shogun going back as the new champ came forward…then he got caught, tripped up (mixture of him losing footing and being hurt, not saying Shogun didn’t hit him hard), and then got mounted. I’m sorry, but that could happen to anyone, and they’d be KTFO’ed too. Can’t wait to see both men fight again.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on May 9, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree on all counts

by Niles on May 9, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lil Nog, Page, or Anderson. If I get one of those three I will be happy,

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

There you go

Agreed on all counts, too bad we have to wait for Belfort and Sonnen.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by KingAtRock on May 9, 2010 1:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I just want Machida's old eye back

New posters don’t understand what the old eye used to be like. Civil, unbeaten, not black and blue…and now people are going to make off-color jokes about it.

by Body Triangle on May 10, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bahahahahahahahahaha.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

apologies, that was a little harsh. jsut have a low tolerance for squinty/slanty-eye jokes.

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by Grappo on May 9, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

watching machida get beat up

is like watchin a little kid get beat up. cant be too happy about it, but FUCK YEAH SHOGUN

Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.

by judonerd on May 9, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 9, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

that Machida era i keep hearing about didnt last that long. it was really over 7 months ago. im think rampage shogun 2 by the end of the year.

by mmatokyo on May 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

However, if there was no Shogun who else right now in the division did you see taking the title from Machida? Shogun was the only real hope other then Rampage to compete for the title since Evans was KTFO. You have to remember what the contender picture was like when Machida won the belt. People were complaining how Shogun barely beating Coleman and KOing a fading Liddell wasn’t enough to deserve a chance at the title. Now in hind sight, after fully recovering from his injuries, he is one of the only technical strikers with the ability to stand with Machida in the LHW division.

by YoungGun on May 10, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Errrumm….I’m new to the site, how do you rec’ things?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

You must take an action…

by dancingChicken on May 9, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have to say I knew shogun would win. He won the first fight.

by mmawarrior on May 9, 2010 1:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I wanted Shogun to win, but I expected the second match to end in either another decision for Machida, or Machida to win when Shogun was forced to be too aggressive. I’m happy I was wrong.

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by outlander78 on May 9, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greatest career salvation ever?

Yes.

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s gotta be in the top 5.

by jrobb20 on May 9, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

We were giving to John Travolta for Pulp Fiction, but he then went on to make Battlefield Earth, so yeah…

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by Scott C. Broussard on May 9, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rourke was robbed.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by KingAtRock on May 9, 2010 1:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m not going to lie, I thought Machida was going to win.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Mos Def. Redemption much? I think so. :D

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Rua is still only 28

easy to forget that. also helps explain his career rejuvination

by kalmavet on May 9, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun says yes to fighting A. Silva. Says “I’m a professional fighter”.

by jrobb20 on May 9, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm a little drunk

But HOLY SHIT! Rampage or Lil Nog next for either of these two. SHOGUN SHOGUN SHOGUN! After the fight I fist bumped Kyacey Uscola, no joke, he was totally on the Shogun bandwagon.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

This makes fedor the only champion to never have been KOed or submitted

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

There is no reason to be talking about Fedor right now man.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

well a pride champion claimed a UFC belt so thats huge

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun was never champ

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

grand prix champ

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

True, but he never held the belt.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s been long overdue

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. For what its worth I thought Shogun was going to beat Lyoto the first time and lose the second. So I am both smart and retarded.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

don’t beat yourself up :p

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by Orcus on May 9, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me, I won’t. SHOGUN SHOGUN SHOGUN

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

DONT FEED HIM!

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by II SMASH II on May 9, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

and also the only one not fighting UFC...

his track record is stellar, his (or better, his management’s) behavior of late is not

by kalmavet on May 9, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yah and shogun was the pride grand prix champ and so was fedor

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

right

but that has nothing to do with my point. Fedor deserves all the credit in the world for his Pride days. But right now he and M1 are playing games and simply not fighting the best. period.

by kalmavet on May 9, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well the best of the UFC HW havent fought eachother yet so shall see

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting. Who was his one loss too?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

to*

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tsuyoshi Kousaka

On a technicality; Fedor wasn’t able to continue in the tournament due to a cut caused by an illegal elbow. Fedor did avenge the loss in the first round though in 2005 I believe.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Funny thing

If you feel that Shogun won the first time then you gotta feel that Fedor’s never really lost yet.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yah, cause he hasn’t fought BROCKLESNARRRR!!!! yet.

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by Ubernoober on May 9, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

had it coming

fuck cheapshotting assholes…and I was hoping he’d win this.

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by some schmuck in texas on May 9, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I like both a lot less after that fight.

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by II SMASH II on May 9, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Koscheck the fighter, not the person.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amusing

Considering Koscheck’s deportment on the post-show on ESPN.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kos was just being Kos. Daley was being an ass.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's bad my hate of Kos.

I still like daley even after the After fight shenanigans.
Koscheck could have won alot of fans but more BS trashtalk that i’m not sure anyone likes.

by Newblood on May 9, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable.

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by Neil Manich on May 9, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

The moment I saw him chase after Koscheck after the fight I knew something was going to go down. He was trying to play it off as if he were going to congratulate Kos.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Daley VS Diaz! the fight takes place post conference only

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Daley by shotgun blast.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nick trains with a better boxer than Daley so i doubt that Daley would be able to show him anything new. and God help Daley once they hit the ground

by BradCr on May 9, 2010 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would much rather see Koscheck vs. St.Pierre as opposed to St.Pierre vs. Daley. Would make for a much more competitive fight in my opinion.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

sounds like another 5 round decision to me

by pandaboy99 on May 9, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not as one sided as GSP vs. Daley would be though. That’s just me though.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not as one sided as GSP vs. Daley would be though. That’s just me though.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t this Koscheck’s 13th UFC win?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:33 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

http://espn.go.com/livenow/ufc113/

Damn.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on May 9, 2010 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m sort of conflicted. Shogun was my favorite fighter for the longest time. I finally drifted away after the Coleman fight and Machida filled the void that he left. I was left feeling a little disappointed until I saw him standing there looking into the camera with that huge childlike smile on his face, and he’s completely won me over. I love Machida, but Shogun totally won me over.

I loved the scene with his wife and daughter in the countdown show where he’s obsessing over his daughter, and how he seems really close with his family and siblings. Yep, Shogun is my type of dude.

by Dooda on May 9, 2010 1:49 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a shame that the Shogun interview orcus translated got taken down

It was nice, but the PSA at the end was just great and warmed me up to him.

by Chortles on May 9, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

just got online

SHOGUN!!!!!!!!!!

not even suprised, hahahahaha to all the haters and machida’s boyfriends:D

PRIDE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! kinda

shogun is gonna be champ for a while,

WAR SHOGUN FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRIDE!!!!!!
im happy:)

by TobikanJudan 6 6 6 on May 9, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That was impressive

I think there was a bit of luck in landing a temple shot like that, much the same that Brock landed on Couture in their match. But you still have to have the skill and violence to get the luck, so I will give Shogun his props.

But, his reign will be short lived. Look for Anderson to campaign quickly for a match and he will win it 99 times out of 100.

by SimplePsych on May 9, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not luck if you throw a punch with the intention of hitting someone in the head, and it does.

by deepbeep on May 9, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else think that Machida’s legs looked a LOT thicker?

by Dooda on May 9, 2010 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

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