UFC 113: Machida vs. Shogun 2 - Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on May 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC 113: Machida vs. Shogun 2. The live blog will start with the beginning of the PPV broadcast (at 10PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
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The PPV broadcast is live. First fight up shortly.
Patrick Cote vs. Alan Belcher - Round 1 - Belcher landing some decent body kicks early and Cote with a leg kick. Low blow from Belcher and there's a break. Cote lands a flurry of hard shots to Belcher's head. Belcher back to the body kicks from a distance and now Cote shoots and gets the takedown. Cote goes for a kimura and it is deep but Cote sweeps off the bottom. Belcher passes to side control. Cote rolls and is looking to get back to standing but Belcher rolls him back. Cote bleeding near the right eye. The round ends and it was 10-9 Belcher. Round 2 - Belcher forgot his mouthpiece coming out of the corner so they're restarted after 15 seconds. Left hook from Cote just misses. Three punch combo from Cote and another left hook. Cote with some hard shots and Belcher is going backward. Knee to the body from Belcher in return. Belcher working knees to the leg against the cage. Both men landing but Cote getting the better of it. Belcher grabs cote as he's going for the takedown and drives him down on his face and immediately sinks in the rear naked choke for the submission win. Cote is complaining that it was an illegal spike and it was close but the fight is over. Alan Belcher wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 2.
Kimbo Slice vs. Matt Mitrione - Round 1 - Head kick from Mitrione just glances off Kimbo's head. Right hand by Slice. Mitrione goes for a head kick again and Kimbo uses it to take him down with a big slam. Mitrione with a triangle choke and it looks deep but Slice manages to survive and takes side control. Mitrione gets back to half guard. Mitrione gets an underhook and stands up. Kimbo with a single leg and gets the takedown again. Kimbo lets him stand up and looks tired. Mitrione misses the high kick. Knee to the head by Mitrione and a hard leg kick. Knee again and a big leg kick. Another leg kick and Kimbo falls, that one hurt him. Mitrione with an anaconda choke and the round ends. 10-9 Mitrione for coming closer to finishing the fight and doing the more damaging blows. Round 2 - One-two combo from Mitrione. Kimbo shoots again but he's pretty tired so there isn't much on the attempt. Left hand by Mitrione. Leg kick by Mitrione. Kimbo is badly gassed. He can't even check the kicks any more. Mitrione is punishing him. Mitrione with more kicks and he blasts him with some punches. Kimbo fails at the takedown and eats a knee to the body. Mitrione is driving big knees to the body. Mitrione to mount and he's pouring it on. After about a minute and a half of unanswered beating from Mitrione the fight is finally stopped. Matt Mitrione wins by TKO (punches), round 2.
Jeremy Stephens vs. Sam Stout - Round 1 - Leg kick from Stephens and he leaps in with a hook that gets countered by Stout. Leg kick from Stout and he's taken down. Elbows from Stephens from the top. Stout stands up though. Stephens is landing the better punches early. Overhand right from Jeremy lands hard. Body shot by Stout. Another body shot by Stout. Right hand by Stephens knocks Stout back and then Jeremy lands a knee to the head. Stout bleeding from the nose. Leg kick from Stout. Big shots continuing to land for Stephens. Left to the body by Stout and then he eats a hard counter to the head. Stephens keeps landing. Leg kick from Stout. Body kick from Stephens. 10-9 Stephens. Round 2 - Stephens with a hard counter early. Right hand from Stephens. They go to the ground and Stout is on bottom looking for the kimura. Back to standing and Stout is landing a few good punches early. Jab from Stephens. Stout with a nice punch/kick combo. Hard shot from Stephens. The round ends and it was much closer but I'd still score it for Stephens. Round 3- Stephens shoots but can't get the takedown and eats a knee to the body. Stout doing the better work this round and Stephens seems much slower and may be a little tired. Looping punch lands for Stephens. Body kick from Stout. Jab from Stephens. Knee to the chin by Stephens. Stout lands a leg kick and Stephens goes down so Stout follows him down and lands some big elbows. Back to standing now and Stephens is throwing with some very bad intentions. Stephens with a takedown and Stout stands right back up. 10-9 round for Stout but I still give Stephens the fight 29-28. Official Scorecards: 29-27 29-28 and 29-28 all for Jeremy Stephens. Jeremy Stephens wins by unanimous decision.
Paul Daley vs. Josh Koscheck - Round 1 - Daley working the jab early. Koscheck with a deep single leg and puts Daley down. Daley works to stand up and Kos takes him right down. Daley working to stand up using the fence but Koscheck isn't allowing it. Daley gets full guard, tries to scramble to standing but gets his back taken. Daley manages to scramble to standing and throws a knee that barely connects with Koscheck and he looks a the ref and falls down. The doctor checks him and they do continue the fight. A point was taken from Daley and Koscheck comes out of the situation looking a bit like a punk. After the round ends Big Dan says the knee didn't land so no point deduction. 10-9 Koscheck. Round 2 - Daley throws a combo early and Koscheck drives forward for the takedown. Koscheck working to pass and isn't doing much damage. Koscheck passes to mount twice and right away gets pulled back to half guard. KOscheck still not doing much by way of damage. He keeps working for mount but can't keep it for more than a second. Finally Josh lands a hard punch. Daley works to the cage to try and get to his feet but gets his back taken again. Koscheck does some work from the back but not very much. The round ends and it was another clear 10-9 for Josh. Round 3 - Uppercut from Daley misses. Daley lands a good knee but Koscheck grabs another single leg. Kos landing a few punches. Again Koscheck moves to full mount. Kos looks like he's content to cruise to a decision rather than take advantage of several chances to finish. 30-27 Koscheck. After the fight Daley walks over to Koscheck and hits him with a sucker punch. That is horrible. I like Daley and we've had some professional correspondence in the past but that is horrible, disrespectful and dangerous Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board. Josh Koscheck wins by unanimous decision.
Mauricio "Shogun" Rua vs. Lyoto Machida - Round 1 - Leg kick from Shogun, and a second. Machida with a hard right hand that lands. Shogun comes in with a flurry of punches that don't land but force the champ backward. Machida with a glancing right and then a body lock takedown. Shogun scrambles back to his feet and has Machida against the cage. Shogun knees the legs. Machida with a punch and then Shogun unloads and it looks like Machida is a bit hurt by the punch. Machida again with the takedown and again Shogun stands but now Machida with a knee to the body. Machida lands a knee to the head and they're back to distance. Knee to the body by Machida. Shogun drops him and then pounces into mount and lands a hard flurry and Machida is out cold. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua wins by KO, round 1.
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damnit
i was just posting that, but yes, that poster is awesome. talk about capturing the true essence of this fight. whoever did the poster for franklin v belfort is also talented. that poster in particular was so contrasting to the actual sport of fighting it just made sense, much like i am not making right now, a little out of sorts this morning, totally stoked for this fight!
ufc fan boy all the way
Fuckin sweet poster. I’m assuming Anton?
by MikeD32 on May 8, 2010 1:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
IT'S FINALLY HERE
Come on Shogun, take back what should have been yours 7 months ago!
Great poster, I would of also accepted the following:
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
he’s not a shogun
more like a mythical ghostbuster
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
by CC11 on May 8, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am shocked and amazed you actually know who that is in the ukiyo-e spread there. You might now be my favorite BE commenter of the day.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you are also my favorite commenter of the day, you and CC11 can fight to the death if you don’t like being tied I guess.
Jeez, I had no idea we had other ukiyo-e art enthusiasts here, wtf man.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lol i’m just asian
that’s all
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
by CC11 on May 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m getting a chubby just thinking about this fight finally happening tonight!!
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
Look you don't need a fat girl to enjoy this fight.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
by SSreporters on May 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I laughed, not going to lie.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 8, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The last time a Brit faced an AKA opponent for the right to fight GSP for the title
Mike Swick got his ass kicked and should’ve been knocked out.
Koscheck is going to correct things. Hopefully.
O/T but for that October Spike show in London, Sherdog reported (and since been denied) Dan Hardy vs. Dustin Hazelett. If that had happened would you think it would be a good fight?
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Thiago is going to assault Kampmann.
I think they want a fighter who Hardy would most likely beat, and Paulo ain’t it.
Maybe Hardy vs. Ellenberger/Howard winner?
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
sick poster btw
best one so far IMO
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
my kos-daley pic(k)
"Justice is the whim of a judge, check his chest density
It leaves much room for error, and the rest left to destiny."
-Sage Francis
by DamnSevern on May 8, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Shit he punched him so hard Kos’s head became flat like parapa the rapper.
I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on May 8, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Step on the gas, step on the gas
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@deowade
Much prefered Um Jammer Lammy
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Frog level FTW!
Ribbit, ribbit
Me can’t hold it
Last toilet that me had, me already sold it.
In the rain or in the snow
I’ve got the funky flow
But, now I really gotta go.
The toilet over there
Will bring you luck
So give, I’ve got no time to spare.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Lawlor fights in his Severn get up from the weigh ins.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
It's 5+am,
I just had to pop in for a quick BE fix… Thanks for the kind words about the poster.
I’m really excited for Lyoto/Shogun2 but first, I have to get some shut eye. :)
by Anton Tabuena on May 8, 2010 5:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
have a nice 4 hour nap :p
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I've hated on Kos for too long...
Kos is going to take Daley down and sub him. I just hope Kos takes some time to lump Daley’s face some or, maybe die his hair red with Daley’s blood.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on May 8, 2010 5:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I've come to the conclusion that Hardcore MMA tailgate parties wouldn't go over well with the casuals.
Too many fruits and vegetables.
They might like the turkey patties.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Anyone know what’s up w/the prelims? They aren’t showing up on my guide.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
No prelims for 113. They've skipped this one and will do it for 114-115.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Fuck
Thanks
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Spike only has 10 UFC prelims contracted.
After 115 they’ll have used 5.
However there are talks of making this a permanent feature.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
ESPN 2 for MMA live instead of the prelims.
by snakecharmer1340 on May 8, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Well if they're in Montreal hopefully we can see the fights in the background.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
fuck yeah!
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I second that
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I subtract one.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Is there a drinking game in place yet?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
takes a drink every time rogan says nice leg kick
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
no shit eh
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
How about one shot
for everytime your father undermines your decision making, wait that’s my system anyway.
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
Every time your sister bangs one of your friends
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Change sister to mother and friend to girlfriend
and we got ourselves an episode of Maury. I’ll be the black guy that dances around when he finds out he’s not the father.
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
two hours to go!
I’m so anxious!
It ends tonight…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Crimewave is burned into my head
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Bloghouse is dead
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
It's okay in small doses
but more than that and the urge to strangle a random hipster at the Apple Store comes back.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I feel like I may be the hipster in this equation. *closes macbook and turns off lcd soundsystem
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
As long as you're not one of them...
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Is that the Official Ginger Girls Gathering?
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
looks satanic to me
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
This is Happening is the album of the year for me. No contest.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Better than the following things?
Forgiveness Rock Record
New Arcade Fire Album
New The National Album
Crystal Castles
New Spoon Album
Plastic Beach
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
For sure better than:
Spoon, Plastic beach, Crystal castles, national (barely), bss
Hopefully the new Arcade Fire and Panda Bear are better. Great year for music.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
There's a new Panda Bear album? FUCK YES
Also, Ratatat’s new album was mediocre so I didn’t include it.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
Flying Lotus- Cosmogramma
[drops microphone and walks away]
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Best instrumental hip-hop album since Endtroducing.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
Baptyism off the new album makes my soul ready to fight.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
Hey guys
I just watched Shogun vs. Machida 1 the other day and I might be going out on a limb when I say this but I thought decision was a little iffy. I was wondering if maybe someone could do some sort of write up or fan post about it, just seems like the topic hasn’t been acknowledged enough.
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
Also it seems like Daley and Kos always seem to have something to say about their opponents. I wonder if they talked much trash.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
and Kimbo is always talking about bread and butter
can someone get the man a sandwich? it’s obvious he’s hungry…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I wouldn't feed Kimbo if I where you
I heard whenever Kimbo gets fed after midnight that thing in his belly button turns into a gremlin.
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
by Fake Emcee on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Daley and Kos do seem to always have something insulting to say
don’t they realize they might end up hurting the other’s feelings?
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
Sorry guys – I’m going to delete the gifs from the comments… these live discussion articles just get too big to have them.
Fair enough homie.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
He went Ziller on us ;-)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
After 15 minutes of waiting in line just for a call-in order, I realized that my Buffalo Wild Wings now shows UFC events….and brings waaaay too much demand. I don’t want MMA to be mainstream anymore…
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
The A-Team movie has gotten at least 2 commercials during the Lakers game so far; I would have never known when it was first announced it would be a “blockbuster”…
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
When I watched Iron Man 2 today, they showed The A-Team trailer. It looks like a good movie.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hope it does well
when it comes out
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I think it will, since it can attract all the old fans of the show, the older people; and still grab younger types by its Michael Bay-esque explosions.
It definitely looks much better than I thought it would be, but I’m just not much of a fan of over-the-top action movies unless they have a good plot as well. And I’ve never even read/watched any A-Team stuff…
Just saw the trailer for “Inception” for the first time as well, now that looks effing sweeeeet.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Sweet gravy
I forgot all about the Lakers game today!
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
Picks:
Machida – R3 Sub
Koscheck – R1 TKO
Kimbo – R2 Sub
Belcher – UD
Stout – R2 KO
Lawlor – UD
Davis – R2 TKO
Grant – R1 Sub
I specializes in grammar fail.
are you buying Dida’s comments about Machida’s game plan?
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I kinda sorta am.
I don’t see how Machida wins with the same game plan as the first fight. The judges will be aware of what went down last time.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I view it the same way
I don’t think he can change his game in such a short amount of time
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
That’s where we disagree. I think the ground is always part of Machida’s game. We’ve seen it before.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant for his fight with Shogun though, he does have a solid BJJ game, but what I meant is for his stand up game only, I don’t think he can make much changes and perhaps look for another way to win the fight.
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Machida by Sub? That's interesting...
I’ll definitely laugh if I see Kimbo RNC’ing Meathead. It’s possible, but also likely hilarious to watch as well.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
hey
I wouldn’t be surprised, he tried it on Houston :p
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Speaking of Houston, is he supposed to be fighting Petruzelli sometime? I read that on Seth’s Wiki earlier, but don’t remember seeing anything on here about it….last I saw the Petruzelli-Shamrock fight had been cancelled, and that’s all…
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
he's an alternate
in case something happens to meathead :p
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
is anyone getting video? I’m only getting audio :’(
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
video is working for me now :p
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
It’s so weird to see this on ESPN…wow….
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Anik, KenFlo, and Rashad Evans.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Couldn’t you just see ESPN giving this the NFL treatment so next time their are five color commentators?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yep. Overkill is what they do best.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Crowd has that crazy drunken foreign chant going I hear...
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
I hope they aren’t going to spoil preliminaries on here, that will make me not even want this show anymore…
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Yeah, hopefully they don't spoil fights that may not make the broadcast.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Or may* it should say
Because if that happens, Brent might just have to ban MMA Live.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
by SSreporters on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That makes me want Rampage to beat Rashad even more.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
ESPN airing classic boxing after this. And it's Holyfield vs. Moorer.
I hate ESPN’s “classic boxing”.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
So I guess that's Grant/Hendricks fighting right now looking at the big screen.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Wasn’t Dana supposed to show up for this pre-fight show sometime?
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
They said he’s suppose to show up sometime during the broadcast.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Cool, yeah, didn't know if I was imagining that or not...
Get the censors ready, ESPN!
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Speak of the devil...
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Dana!
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
UUUUGHHHHH SPOOOOIIIILLLLLLEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
I think I’m going back to the Lakers game.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Yeah I heard it too. Atleast it probably won’t air anyways due to the length of the fight.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did they just give the result of a prelim in the background? hahaha.
by snakecharmer1340 on May 8, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I was joking earlier about that, I figured there'd be no way Zuffa would let that happen.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Here's an easy spoiler alert for this broadcast
If the crowd is going wild and can’t believe what they’ve just seen, than Jonathan Goulet must have knocked out Marcus Davis.
That fight is coming up next.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Goulet is getting folded up like a lawn chair
even if the entire audience was to close their eyes and try their hardest to imagine a different ending.
"With great power comes great responsibility" -Spiderman's Uncle
Marcus may have knocked him out already and the fight probably hasn't even started.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
"It's about time ESPN"-Dana
That’s it, ESPN immediately pulls the coverage.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
one freak show every other card would be… just… awesome… for me
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
UFC 120 (free on Spike): Kimbo Slice vs. Bob Sapp!
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Absolutely. Every now and then, a freak show is needed.
Of course, I’m not the best person to ask, because I’d order a card of nothing but freak shows.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
See you guys in an hour, no matter what amazing analysis they can provide on the show, it won’t outweigh seeing the winner of the next fight(s)….
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
I'll keep recording it but I don't want any of the prelims to spoiled either.
by snakecharmer1340 on May 8, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. Was looking forward to this but not if it’s going to spoil the prelim fights. I’ll definitely catch the ESPN post-show though.
Well if you plan on watching any of the un-aired prelims after the event, that may not be a good idea…otherwise, yeah, I’d be doing the same thing…I’m recording it for tomorrow.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
Kimbo's commitmentship to the sport will get him to victory tonight, you know what I'm sayin?
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
You know what I like about this show? It's not pandering to the casual viewer.
This is a very good show.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Rashad doing some good marketing for AT&T
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I like how people are scared of finding out the result of Goulet Vs. Davis.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
Lots of people put money on Goulet via Flying Gogoplata
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Kimbo is the only 36 year old I know who has osteoporosis
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
he's too old for milk
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Goulet isn't dead yet so I guess that fight is still going.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Montreal better enjoy this night because the Canadiens are losing 2-0 to Pittsburgh.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Habs loss + UFC = 83% chance of riot
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
Montreal is already expecting that – http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/It%27s+NHL+vs.+UFC/3001500/story.html
Montreal sports bars – and police officers on the lookout for potential clashes
At least they’re prepared.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
the prelims must be awesome
only cheers, no boos…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I haven't seen the results of the other prelims
But I’d laugh my ass off if the Canadian fighters lose every fight tonight, including the main card.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
As someone said on Wednesday, the Canadians are just now getting living Color.
http://skinnymojo.com/images/men_on_books_in_living_color.gif
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wtf? no spoilers. no half-spoilers. no innuendos. some of us are smart enough to connect the dots. please don’t. thanks
Behave with confidence
Buffer is spoiling it for us.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Buffer can do no wrong
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Wilson Gouveia is not a phenomenal middleweight. Kenny needs to learn how to sell bullcrap better.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
WHAT THE
They need to try harder and not show the big screen in the background…
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
I'm picking Stephens tonight, but anyone with the name that sounds like "Jerramy Stevens"
Causes me to have spasms.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
godamn it
shogun, bad knee? he should get a better leg
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Hasn't Rua had a bad knee for years?
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f@#king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*@it don't f#$kng roll! Shomer shabbos!
They just said Shogun has a left knee injury coming into the fight.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on May 8, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Shogun injured?
Yah, we’re totally gonna get a riot tonight.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
NO INJURY SPOILERS! I'LL BAN YOU!
Oh wait….
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
I know the spoilers are annoying but I am so pumped that MMA is getting the ESPN treatment. This pleases me.
I'm an ass. This is usually the prelim block so I've been shamelessly watching the partially shown giant screen.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
I'm still going with Shogun
vai KO, round 4
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
I'm kinda mad man
this dude’s knee is giving out too much, it needs to be stable for him to fight at this level…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Well, I’m rooting for Shogun. I just don’t think he takes this fight, even if 100% healthy.
Hopefully I’ll be proven wrong.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still rooting for him too
but I didn’t need this info, I really wanted to see them 100% going at each other. Hope their info is incorrect and he’s 100% fine
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
It’ll be all the more awesome if Shogun can win with an injury.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
if he wins
if he loses than it taints Machida’s win a bit. sucks…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Well, then let’s hope Franklin McNeil is wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Living in America
The crowd is definitely rioting now.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I always wondered if Matt Hamil knew he came out to Born in the USA in the UK
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f@#king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*@it don't f#$kng roll! Shomer shabbos!
I wish Spike would show GSP vs. Fitch again
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Like a ceiling fan hitting a turtle.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
by Ubernoober on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is one of my favorite beatdowns ever.
Not every day you enjoy a Fitch fight that goes the distance.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Remind me to not check twitter. :/ haha
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck, Shogun has a bum knee
Also Tom Lawler came out to Apollo Creeds entrance in Rocky IV. Hopefully he doesnt die…
“If he dies, he dies.”
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
by Anthony Pace on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hearing ‘Living in America’ reminds me of this sequence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZA6mvMXxBQ
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If anyone has Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kimmons/100000465841848
Wikipedia says Rob Kimmons is fighting Charlie Brennaman on the Versus card.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Paul Daley just called GSP the "Michael Jordan of MMA"
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Montreal just scored. 2-1 Pittsburgh now.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Maybe we can avoid a riot tonight………..
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Josh, you're 32 years old....
Time to change the poodle cut.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Oh crap Habs just miss the net with seconds to go. Penguins win game 5.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
From Iole's twitter
Kevin Iole KevinI
Just asked and Dana White and he said NOT TRUE to ESPN’s report of a Shogun injury. We’ll see
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Franklin McFail, wrong again.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana's getting his info from Shogun himself
so it still may be true
by phillyhoosfan on May 8, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know. I just like saying Franklin McFail.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh crap.
It’s Davies. What a homer. Probably has his Ricky Hatton underroos on right now.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Reminds me of James "Captain Slow" May
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@deowade
Monitors
How soon will we see these implemented in the UFC?
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Time For The Ritual Spinning of The Tunes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2og3IZV4g0
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Only one word can be used to describe this track.
EPIC
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@deowade
And This Is EPIC WIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xao_IFohe_c
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
What's up Bloody Elbow's Faithful?
I’ll be watching 113 and Williams vs Cintron at same time. Hope I don’t get a overload from this.
Brandon Vera needed several takes for this bit.
Due to constant pulling back on his kicks.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Sports Science: Explosive Athleticism
Jon Jones
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Kos is an unique fighter because he is both explosively athletic and hard working.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
by Ubernoober on May 8, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I also see what you did here too.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
lol rec’d
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the dictionart entry, yes.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
“Time To Go To Work”
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You have wonderfulness here good sir
Let me rec you…
In contrast, the 0-10 Daniel “What Could Have Been” Bryan. :~(
Last I checked
According to a live report, Bryan’s now getting crowd boos while the Miz get crowd pops off of burying Bryan, even if it doesn’t come off that way on TV. :/ Ironic, as Bryan himself is visibly hating on the same “challenges” that the crowd itself also hates…
Problem is
Unlike Brian Kendrick, (according to Kendrick) Bryan doesn’t have a problem with authority, is probably still being paid well… and it was poor timing to come onboard right when Shawn Michaels left.
"Questionable Loss to Akiyama?"
Really?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Yeah, I thought it was 2:1 Sexiyama pretty clear.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
JUST BLEEEED!
RAWR
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Shogun is going to take the piss out of Machida, funky knee or not.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
It's still real to me dammit...
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on May 8, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And here's Goldie...............
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINGERPAINT MY PICTURES!!!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
GOLDIE IS YELLING AT EVERYONE!
Mute
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Milwaukee's Best and KABOOM
Breakfast of Champs.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
"A pure wrestler"
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That goes without saying.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Kimbo is a legend?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
youtube legend
is what they must have meant
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
So is Art Jimmerson.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft
Well, he sorta is. Definitely not due to his talent, but still…
Hello. I take stuff too seriously.
by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Goldberg
The UFC Champion of Product Placement
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TE CO-TE CO-TE CO-TE
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@deowade
Cote by not having a hideous Johnny Cash tattoo.
by RobertGBP on May 8, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coat FTW
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Yep
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hobbit Hair RAWKS
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
While I'm waiting for this fight to start, I'm passing the time by watching Mayweather whipping Mosley.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
I'm watching the Sharks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
At least you have a hockey team to watch. My team will be done tomorrow.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Is it just me or does Cote look a little softer than he has in the past?
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
He's not Pillsbury
But yeah. A bit soft.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Buffer speaking in French. Should be better than his "Lei-chester, England" stints.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Sup fellow BE elitists...
Nothing like celebrating the first Saturday after finals then a highly anticipated MMA card.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
You know what's funny about us?
We can watch guys get blasted in the face all day and it doesn’t bother us. But one nut shot, and we all feel it. It’s just funny.
pretty even round, I give it 10-9 Belcher
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
10-9 Alan
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
10-9 Belcher
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Whats up everybody
I really hope Belcher takes this one, he’s always exciting and he’s a really cool guy to meet.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Runnerup of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Belcher is a ginormous MW. Has to cut a lot.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Belch
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
oh damn…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
ALAN BELCHER BABY!
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Runnerup of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Cote really shouldn't have taken it to the ground.
SIGNATURE GUILLOTINE
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
facebuster
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Nah, more like a face-plant.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
True, upon seeing the replay
but it’s still not a spike as the rules define it. Slamming a guy on his face is allowed.
No, wasn't a spike
but it hit him in the face and rocked him good. A belly slam wouldn’t have had the same effect.
If you don't mind clarifying for me
So is what makes the spike illegal dropping your opponent on the top of their head due to the risk of spinal injury?
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on May 9, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind
Dropkick434 explained it below me, it’s been a long day
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on May 9, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
looked like he landed on his face
but it wasn’t the top of the head, so I guess it’s not a spike
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
face too, but it seems to have been legal.
Hello. I take stuff too seriously.
by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent finish. I like Alan Belcher.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Ugh, that faceplant looks terrible in slow-mo
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Set up Belcher/Maia please.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Impressive finish, Belcher...
But I still don’t like you.
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@deowade
Boooooo
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Runnerup of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
PEDIGREE!
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
So Belcher is going to sleep with Dana's daughter when she's old enough
And hold down the young middleweights?
But Belcher can't talk.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I’m 0-1 on picks so far. Not good.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
it's still early
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
1-0 for me on the main card.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
lol @ Andy
DW said after Sonnen and Belfort, if Andy is victorious he’ll need to vacate his belt
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Alan Belcher def. Anderson Silva TKO R1 (Muscle Pharm-powered Facebuster)
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Rampage def. Rashad via 3rd degree murder
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
KIMBO!
This is the fight I was waiting for…
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
hells yeah!
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Belcher by HULK SMASHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f@#king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*@it don't f#$kng roll! Shomer shabbos!
lol
at the TUF highlights from meathead, every strike he threw he had his mouth wide open… gas machine!
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
The man they call meat?
Nice Goldie
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
I would feel better about meathead's chances
If I hadn’t seen him hit Junk tons of times without much effect. I think Marcus just has a ridicliously glass jaw.
Under
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of ufc 114 if i remember corectly they said rahad and rampage were gonna do the spike special ufc primetime but havent seen any advertisements for it any one kno if they are or not. an might i add I HOPE KIMBO GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AND OUT OF THE UFC
Pure revisionist history. The two that everyone was talking about? Kimbo, maybe, but Meathead was redundant.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Kimbo by using his inner-me to defeat Mitrione’s outer-him.
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Simple Man, FTW!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bonus points for Meathead for Simple man
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Matt Mitrione to star in remake of Simple Jack
by RobertGBP on May 8, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Less meathead, more Aspergers
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
After Mitrione’s musical performance, I want him to get knocked out.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DJ KHALED!!!
KIMBO IS THE BEST BY PROXY
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I despise Alvin the Chipmunk
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Would have been better with "Everyday I'm Hussling"
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-Lao Tzu
who doesn't love Kimbo?
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I can’t help but like Kimbo, but I think he’s gonna get killed.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Kimbo attribute: good chin. Are they making fun of him?? Haha
by MikeD32 on May 8, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK I HATE KIMBO ALONG WITH RAP MUSIC PLZ MEAT HEAD HELP ME KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT DEC WIN SOMETHING MAKE HIS ASS SUFER
Yeah, no.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Sonnen
he’s not that bad
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by Orcus on May 8, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rogan admits he watches Kimbo Youtube videos.
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Where was Kimbo born? I can't place that flag...
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by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Bahamas?
Hello. I take stuff too seriously.
by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
in Whitefolk speak "Bahaymas"
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-Lao Tzu
Nevermind guys, I figured it out. Its the Bahamas.
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by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks kind of gassed already though
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The caps lock shows your passion.
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He should really change his name to Kimbo Plex
Sounds better anyway.
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
damn, these sub attempts are gassing kimbo the fuck out
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Close round
i guess give it to Kimbo maybe?
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed on both points
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Please stop posting until your caps lock button works.
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
by P Brady on May 8, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kimbo has gone from street brawler to the type of guy you find on a KOTC undercard
Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank.
This makes up for all the missed lulz in the Pudzian fight
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this is true
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Kimbo
has nothing to offer
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Trey Hillman + Dayton Moore = Dumb & Dumber
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on May 8, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Kazunori Kikuno and Mitrione would be best friends….
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doubt it
he’ll fight two more times, watch…
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It wasn't too bad
Too bad Kimbo doesn’t have much of a gas tank. What now for him, headlining fight nights?
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah…like Dana is going to let a mainstream draw stay in Canada.
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KIMBO WILL GO YOU MATT ON DA STREETS! NONA DAT GAY-JITSU WILL HELP YOU WHEN KIMBO IS ON-TOP OF YOU! DON’T TRY ANY OF THOSE SIDE-CHECK KICKS, THAT SAVED FOAR PUNKS LIEK TONAY!
by RobertGBP on May 8, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
but by doing that
he gassed as a result
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Well, it ultimately made no difference
Leg Kicks apparently DESTROY Kimbo, no matter how poorly they are thrown.
Plus...
he got really tired landing so many fucking unanswered punches.
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He just got back from a shoot with BBW's
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by Damon O. on May 8, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
yeah he really doesn't have much of a future in MMA at this point
he started out explosive and was gassed in like 2 min
he's exciting in the first three minutes too
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Dana is going to cut Kimbo, Strikeforce will sign him, then we'll get a Kimbo vs. Herschel superfight.
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I'll watch.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't belong in the UFC.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
It's a WoW reference
At one point, those were an in-game item; anyone in the area of effect would suddenly have giant night elf heads modeled on Mr. T’s in-game counterpart, Night Elf Mohawk.
Did Kimbo say happy Mother’s Day? was that not ages ago?
"If I had a green shirt on, a pink shirt, a blue shirt, If I had a fuckin' tie-dyed Hawaiian shirt from 1952, Bobby still won that fight" Forrest Griffin
or tomorrow
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Yes
"If I had a green shirt on, a pink shirt, a blue shirt, If I had a fuckin' tie-dyed Hawaiian shirt from 1952, Bobby still won that fight" Forrest Griffin
when is it mother's day in the UK?
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Struve would batter him.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Maybe they'll bring Rolles Gracie back for a fight
Kimbo/Gracie has dollar signs written all over it.
after Toney loses to Randy
make a Kimbo/Toney fight, that should be a great fight
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
it would be a fun fight though
and Kimbo losing would not be Boxing>MMA
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Lakers survive against Jazz.
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Pure luck
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Your team’s decimation of mine has pretty much killed any enthusiasm I had for the NBA postseason in general…
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Joe Johnson sucks.
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I'm so Elitist, I'm drinking Polska Beer
Grieskurshner Pils
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-Lao Tzu
I'm drinkin the BROCKLESNARRRRR!!!!!!! brews
coors light
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
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by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: This is what Bill Patrick said during the intermission of the Sharks-Red Wings game
“The team that scores the most goals will probably win the game.”
Thank you Captain Obvious.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Seriously. Versus has the worst hockey coverage imaginable.
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Yeah, they're all a bunch of stinking Flyers fans.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this is one of those nights
where everybody I’m rooting for loses.
Sorry, Shogun. Better luck next time.
For serious?
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate it when Joe predicts a “fight of the night”; it seems to curse it every time.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
He predicted the fight between my downstairs neighbors would win Fight of The Night
Ended by police stoppage. Disappointed .
Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti
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-Lao Tzu
Funny thing
One death row inmate’s last words (in the comments):
Please tell the media, I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know.My fave though is at the same as the blogger’s:
Let’s get it done. Let’s lock and load … it’s plagiarized but what the hell.
Hmm, I’ve never laughed my balls off. I’m going to try it.
by dribblebib on May 8, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This sounds awfully uninformed, but I don’t know much about Sam Stout. Is he a prospect, up and comer, or what?
If he was smart
he would just keep his hands up and let Stephens break something on his hands of stone.
With
“Blame Kid Nate” on the back
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by Damon O. on May 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another idea
Were Not Elitist, You’re Just Stupid
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Kid Nate is punishing us tonight.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I have a 2002 IBM thinkcentre....
and I still fear not the might power of the gif.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Stout is taking alot of punishment
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by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Stephens
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
those
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Stephens 10-9
But not a blowout like Rogan is calling it.
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Intention is pillow fight!
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Elitists eat puffed cheese curls.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
It's true cause I say so
And I’m elitist
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-Lao Tzu
VAT?
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stop it with you elitism
I have no idea what you are saying!
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J'essuie mon âne avec du papier hygiénique soyeux
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Funyuns, sir. Funyuns.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
We need a gif made of that counter to that leg kick.
Stout like ROFLcoptered his way to the cage.
Keep sleepin' on me...
Stephens throws some serious haymakers
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
From arielhelwani’s twitter
Interesting: one judge, Pasquale Procopio, gave the first round to Kimbo Slice, 10-9.
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Procopio's
the boxing judge with very limited MMA experience.
The rest of the fighters better avoid decisions if they don’t want to get screwed over.
by Scott Haber on May 8, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
see my article yesterday...
As Jordan Breen said, he has NO MMA experience, but will be judging the main event.
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
limited MMA judging experience, no bouts. What WAS noted by Breen though was that in the selection of BOXING title fights, Procopio had consistently given the losing fighter way more credit than the other two judges did, even when choosing the same winner.
I meant “no” as in “no high level and very limited”
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I gave Kimbo
the first round too, three TDs, they weigh in the UFC scoring system
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Really?
What did he do with the takedowns besides fall into 1 million sub attempts? That’s not effective grappling.
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he got side control
that’s effective grappling, but I agree he didn’t do anything on the ground, but as far as the scoring system in the US go, I understand why they’d give it to him
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he got side control
Then got put back in guard and eventually lost control. He had no effective offense there
I agree he didn’t do anything on the ground
Then there’s no way he could have won the round. He definitely didn’t win it standing.
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the first round wasn’t that lopsided, Kimbo landed some shots on the feet, meathead landed more shots but it wasn’t like the striking clinic he gave on the second round, on top of that he got taken down three times, Kimbo didn’t do much but neither did Matrione, with the exception of the triangle attempt in the end of the round, but I still gave the edge to Kimbo. Second round was all Meathead though.
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So you agree with me that...
Kimbo got outlanded and did nothing on the ground even with all of this takedowns except for get repeatedly stuck in sub attempts. But he should’ve won the round?
Like the elbow issue I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree…
:p
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And by sub attempts
You mean triangles that Mitrione had no idea how to correctly apply. Next time I roll I’ll just keep attempting Kimuras and other submissions with no intent on finishing them so I can win!
If your opponent doesn’t nothing else then yes…you deserve to win.
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This has just turned into Stephens grinding Stout into sand. It’s getting slow.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
I'd prefer a Shin Shoryuken
But a brutality is just as good.
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this rather...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZXSzaUIBQ
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Was in my RSS feed
but I didn’t watch
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Well done UFC... well done
Your success against justin.tv is most certainly commendable.
Oh no
It’s not them cutting off streams… it’s what they drive would-be streamers to in order to catch a stream, at which point malware or identity theft is the LEAST of their problems.
I'll pass
you dont know what you’re missing?
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Fight seemed to have even out
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
"Hands of Decision"
it’s now been more than 2.5 years since Stout was involved in a fight that didn’t go to the judges
Something incredibly wild happened in the Williams/Cintron fight that deserves a spoiler.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
No.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
I wonder if a fighter having his hands up at the end
has ever effected the decision of any judge in MMA history
this card is making me sad. AvF FC 1: ALdo v Faber is shitting on this card . i guess we got a lil spoiled there
Harsh. Cote and Belcher was really good and this fight was pretty solid. Kimbo/Mitirone was kind of embarrassing in the second round but the first round was entertaining.
Can this end in a draw?
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
*Gasp*
For a moment I thought I saw a lighter-weight Frank Mir in the ring…
Good fight
Just saw Williams vs Cintron end in a bad way.
If this goes to the judges scorecards
There should be an immediate appeal. Because that’s bullcrap.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
It did.
And there were 40-36 Results for BOTH FIGHTERS. Needless to say, thats a sign of bad judging.
What hell California?
Declare it a no-contest! Williams looks ashamed of himself.
Stephens wins.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
I think I am, too.
Though, that’s par for the course.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, wait. I picked Belcher. Wooo!
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm 3-0 in money
But 0-3 in favoritism
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not even counting anymore
but I’m sure I missed all my picks tonight so far
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the only pick that matters
is Shogun, the middle is just progress :p
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Stream just turned into Porn
Crossing the streams. YOU’RE CROSSING THE STREAMS.
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Porn or the UFC
Tough decision
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
it’s cool how people constantly overrate stout’s standup abilities despite being proven wrong literally all the time
I overrated it this fight...
because he had shown a major increase in his combination striking that I thought would prevent Stephens from ever getting off.
Clearly I was wron.g
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
*wrong
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on El Dirte!
You’re our only hope!
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
It's a Lawlor fight. Imagine if he fought Credeur?
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Just way us elitists like it.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I no can has typing?
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not a true elitist.
We proof-read our comments sir!
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Aw man, now everyone hates me.
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I turn my back on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6exO2nJDs
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-Lao Tzu
cool first round
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
The UFC needs more fighters with mustaches.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
this is a really good fight because A: there is a lot of standing, and also number two there also is a lot of banging mixed in there with the standing, at the same time
Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.
What are you trying to say?
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
You too? lol
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well…that pretty much damages any belief I had in Lawlor.
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by Brent Brookhouse on May 8, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think that's a good move
He’s an otherwise totally unremarkable fighter. His schtick is all he has.
I no has good feeling about rest of choices I make
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RNC
damn thats a quick tap! Who had a quicker tap rumble johnson vs kos or tom lawlor just now
by milliondollardreams on May 8, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Did Kos just break the 4th wall?
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by The Flying Gentleman on May 8, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
TUF 8 gets pwned again.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
dammit I hate Kos but dammit…..War Koscheck…beat his ass
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by dribblebib on May 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just a few happy punches. Happy happy punches. There we go.
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by SSreporters on May 8, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And they're gooorgeous. GORGEOUS!
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
From Helwani
Just spoke to Randy Couture. He said he is about to sign the Toney fight 4 UFC 118 in Beantown. All systems a go. Vid coming to @mmafighting
I got KOS!
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I see emotion being the downfall for Kos. Hes gonna be too worked up or do something dumb.
Hope he goes for the take down but I think he will try to be ballsy.
Winner (Kosh) will fight GSP
"Deng is fired" - Neil Funk
by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Winner (Kosh) will lose to GSP
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
Winner (whoever) will lose to GSP
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing like watching my favorite division.
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press." - Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad
This fight definitely intrigues me
Title shot implications, stylistic differences, and two fighters who seem to be constantly evolving their games.
I hate Kod but damn that is great entrance music!
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
Higher Ground!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Best Chili Peppers song ever
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
Bullshit: Rogan just said that Kos won’t turn down a fight with anyone in the world.
Except Fitch and Swick, right?
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
AKA is actually located in another dimension so he’s still telling the truth.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I believe it
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Daley to win by KO, but I want Koscheck to face GSP for the tile after TUF.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
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by slapjaw ackrite on May 8, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Are you surprised?
He was waiting for that opening he just got…
Still hasn't learned anything since being beaten with Shields' pillows.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Kos is doing exactly what he should do to win.
by Swordslasher on May 8, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, he had to know what he was doing there...that should be an instant DQ
Even if he missed, it was a blatant attempt.
Did Kos just take a dive?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That's a bitch move Koscheck
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Did his toe jab kos in the eye?
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by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
That's serious business still
That’s why Mike Winklejohn isn’t striking coach anymore… toenail from a kick caught him and ruined an optic nerve. He’s blind in one eye now. :(
Kos = epic heel
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Logan was right.
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by spectaa on May 8, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately for Daley
For all of that, I still have to give Kos the round 10-9 for taking Daley’s back and that long attempt at the RNC.
there is no way to score that round for Daley
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He doesn't deserve the correct spelling
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
10-9 Kos.
Once again, I don’t care that it missed and Koscheck flopped…..that knee was a blatant attempt at an illegal move and shouldve been penalized anyhow
He didn't need the knee
The takedown, long top control but also taking Daley’s back and the long attempt at a RNC took that for Koscheck anyway.
Diving like a pro, no doubt
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by CasualMMAFan on May 8, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Kos gets knocked out now.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BROCKLESNAR?
Keep Firing, Assholes!
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MY GOD THIS FLOPCHECK!
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by a tommy point on May 8, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that's true
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June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Was that a Koscheck body knee I saw?
Yes, my UFC 2010 gameplay style is vindicated!
Daley is doing exactly like I thought, not so bad, but clearly not good enough.
I'm a lover not a fighter
looks like we'll get this one right
finally!
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
haha
I thought you picked KOS, my bad :p
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
that's how I usually make all my pics
which is why it’s rare for me to get them all right, but this was the first night where I wasn’t getting even one pick correctly! At least I’ll get KOS and Shogun!
Eu, sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor♫
June 10th can't come soon enough, for another star is needed!
Why was he warned to be active from the FREAKING BACK MOUNT
That wouldve been the worst standup ever (displacing Arlovski-Roy Nelson)
I think Kos was complaining that Daley has hold of his gloves.
Dan told him that Daley had his wrists.