How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of May
by Anton Tabuena on May 5, 2010 11:13 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
THE NIGHTMARE FROM YOUR CLOSET?
"Guys I need your support.im finally coming out of the closet I am a homosexual please dont judge me" -Diego Sanchez
"i dont know how someone got my password?? everybody knows im all about the ladies" -Diego Sanchez, got hacked. or in lame speak, 'teh Sanchez gotz haxxord'.
"ok lets get this clear i love girls only!!!!! for the last and final time" -Diego Sanchez, and one more time, just to be sure.
CAVITY SEARCH?
"just got stopped by the airport police bc I forgot to take out 50 rounds of .45 man this sucks" -Johny Hendricks, doy!
"made it on the plane now here at o'hare airport but what a morning the lady was pissed and the cop was laughing like I was lol" -Johny Hendricks, this tweet came 5 hours after the first one.. I wonder what happened during that time...
" I shoot every weekend so I forgot I had some bullets in my bag well home land security is at it's best lol" -Johny Hendricks
THIS IS GETTING TOO CHEESY GUYS, SOMEONE BETTER STEP IT UP
"Since @SugaRashadEvans wants to go all childish......... @sugarashadevans mama so fat he bought her a UFC shirt & even @danawhite thought it stood for ugly fat chick!!" -Rampage Jackson, running his mouth.
"@rampage4real yo' momma jokes?! C'mon son!! Come wit it if u gonna come at all! Made me waste my time responding 2 that corny mess!" -Rashad Evans, running his mouth.
"@sugarashadevans A man with a glass jaw shouldn't talk so much crap. Get the bottom of your feet sponsored son.. cause you getting laid out!" -Rampage Jackson, running his mouth.
"@Rampage4real I got ko'd once bruh! U've been ko'd 3x's! I'm not a mathematician but I'm almost certain 3 is more than 1.. Get it 2getha!" -Rashad Evans, running his mouth.
"I just ran 5 miles for the 1st time since I wrestled in college. I'm in the best shape of my fighting career!! ...I'm not training to beat @sugarashadevans. I'm training to destroy him!" -Rampage Jackson, does the kind of running both of these guys should be doing.
ONE ONE THREE
"Working at night in Montreal" -Shogun Rua
"Guys I'd like to thank you all who believe in my work and say that you will see my best on May 8th... Guys, now I'm gg to be in a concentration time, so I probably won't be getting on-line until the end of the fight. Thank you all!!" -Lyoto Machida
"On my way" -Kimbo Slice
"Team kimbo checking in" -Kimbo Slice
"Doing the poster thing with Ninja rua...... My bad. Shogun." -Kimbo Slice
MIKE SWICK WITH AFRICAN DRUG DEALERS & OSAMA BIN LADEN SUPPORTERS
"New Video: I talk with Khat drug dealers and users in Dijbouti, Africa. Osama Bin Laden peddlers confront me." -Mike Swick
LIKE I NEED A WITTY TITLE FOR YOU TO LOOK AT OCTAGON GIRL PICTURES
"Ridn' dirrrtttyyy!!!" -Rachelle Leah
"Making a funny face shooting a high power 9mm!!" -Arianny Celeste, Brock Lesnar will be proud.
"Saturday night and ready to rock!:) I'm ready to start the night with my columbian bunny Claudia!" -Chandella Powell, meh..
"Taking a quick break from shooting :)" -Logan Stanton
"Painting my room with chalkboard paint :) shortly after this I decided I HATE painting.." -Logan Stanton
"Cracked me up: http://bit.ly/b6d6am ..Seriously?" -Logan Stanton, linked to a UG thread where mature individuals kept trying to find her cameltoe (on the same picture above), made fun of her flaws, talked about 100 ways of how they would do her, and cursed about her opinion of Koschek's eye poke... Kinda embarrassing really.
"SHOCKING NEWS: Ex ring girl has flaws and opinions! Sorry to disappoint guys.. I'm only human" -Logan Stanton, Natasha Wicks RT'd this, and if you aren't familiar with the term, it's basically the equivalent of saying "Ditto" in twitter.
"An ad for BSN N.O Explode igniter shots?? ;) runnin trails in Red Rock" -Natasha Wicks
"Workin on my fitness!" -Natasha Wicks
"Iam tired and looking forward to my lazy sunday evening!" -Natasha Wicks
PHIL BARONI PEES ON YOUR PLANT
"exhaused finishing my training with clinch work" -Phil Baroni
"@tikighosn @PhilBaroni loves your Place in HB! http://twitpic.com/1l5fyy" -Mayhem Miller
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Diego had me scared for a minute there as my mind raced to comprehend that bomb of knowledge.
Google Ron Paul!
Why?
What does it matter to you whom a fighter does/doesn’t fuck in his free time.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on May 5, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Because he was scared that someone had hacked Diego’s twitter and what the ramifications of that new knowledge would do to his life now that it was possible that it wasn’t actually Diego on Diego’s twitter.
Why you gotta jump to conclusions man?
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
It wasn’t that hard to hack.
His password was YUS!
by CaptnAmerca on May 5, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
I actually laughed out loud at that one, nicely done sir, nicely done indeed.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It worried me because...
Diego is one of my favorite characters in MMA and I don’t want him to switch his style up.
Google Ron Paul!
Would he be unable to maintain his “style” if he was gay?
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on May 7, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, Deigo...
My mind blanked when I started thinking of the reasons he would say “YUS!”
Natasha and Logan
oh how I love and miss thee.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I think there needs to be a Logan and Natasha withdrawal support group; they were the best :(.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously though, people who insult any of the ring girls for their looks are absofreakinlutely retards of the highest order, some of them might not be your specific “type” but they’ve all been gorgeous… it’s just that Logan and Natasha are like… more gorgeous!
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
For me, Natasha was definitely a keeper, and Logan was cute but unspectacular. I think Chandella has a very nice body but she isn’t as attractive as Natasha.
IMO the holy trinity should be Arianny-Wicks-Leah
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture- "The Best Never Rest!"
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy Trinity for me would be Palmer/Wicks/Stanton
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Arianny > Logan > Leah > Wicks > Powell
Wicks is alright, I don’t get it… Maybe I just don’t like blondes, but here hair usually looks ratty… Powell does absolutely nothing for me. I would legitimately turn her down if she threw herself at me…
Most of the time Wicks puts up pictures she isn’t in makeup or with her hair done like the other girls.
Wicks is the top for me because she’s: Athletic, dorky, still looks amazing without makeup, and obviously doesn’t take herself that seriously; those are A++ qualities, if she did jiu jitsu I’d have to profess my undying love to her and then probably get arrested because you can’t walk up to strangers and do that without the police getting involved.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I see what you are saying...
She is pretty, but nothing mind blowing for me… I guess I am just not into blondes… I have always been attracted to darker skin tones and mostly Asian women… :) I am a yellow belt through and through…
Different strokes for different folks!
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody else find it ridiculous there is a ten comment thread ranking how hot the ring girls are?
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
He`s gettin behind-control. I bet he already has one hook in.
My brain is like a box of chocolates... you never know when it`s gonna melt.
by BlueberryMuffin on May 5, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Man I got worse tweets than Rampage/Rashad
mbungle @thisredengine HaHa, Holmes You R getting analy eRaped on Cage Potato. It’s the funniest godamn thing I’ve seen on teh interwebz in 4evr. 1st U say its hilarious, now U get pissd Ur gettin eRaped? As for all the spam in Ur box, I wager most is 4 penis enlargement or gay porn Expect tons more U come on a site troll deny it then cry about it what the fuck U expect other than gayporn email.
TorontoRaptorz @thisredengine You are a disgrace to MMA
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Awful, just awful grammar. And I`m almost certain that analy is spelled with two L`s.
My brain is like a box of chocolates... you never know when it`s gonna melt.
by BlueberryMuffin on May 5, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
For them to send you spam about penis enlargements, and gay porn,
they first have to visit that website to sign you up for newsletters right? I wonder how many sites they went through…
by Anton Tabuena on May 5, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
lol thats like 7th grade shit right there
myspace.com/tbma
I know plenty of stupid, butt hurt people but FloydJoyMayweatherSR takes it to a whole new level lol. Aslo, bro.
by II SMASH II on May 5, 2010 9:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What the hell is going on lately? Is there some sort of fanboy MMA civil war I don’t know about?
Sure glad Lesnar got his shit straightened out.
by judonerd on May 5, 2010 10:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You missed it.
He was all like “Whats up” and they were all like “whaaaaaaaaaats up” and then they were all up in eachothers faces like “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats up” and then everybody else was like “Whats up?” and they were all like “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats up” and then we all got sick of it and were like “whats up….” and then they both chest bumped and said “Later bro”.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
This is actually pretty accurate.
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
L O fucking L
myspace.com/tbma
I know plenty of stupid, butt hurt people but FloydJoyMayweatherSR takes it to a whole new level lol. Aslo, bro.
by II SMASH II on May 5, 2010 10:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s trying to find a country without an extradition treaty with Brazil so he can stop worrying about BOPE.
by HarmlessNinja on May 5, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I got so pissed when I saw Chandella in Undisputed 2010.
LOGAN AND NATASHA 4 LIEF
by Polyhedron on May 5, 2010 9:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Also I will now actively root against the Fraggle.
No matter who he fights.
by Polyhedron on May 5, 2010 10:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Lol...The Logan camel toe analysis is hysterical...
The toe effect actually starts at the hip.
It’s a false alarm. No fappin here IMO. Its just material. :(
Nonsense aside. She is beautiful and I wish they’d bring her back…
i feel embarassed that Logan had to read through all those comments.
by Anton Tabuena on May 5, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
She didn't have to, she chose too...
Embarassing? Yes. It is pretty funny though…
by truck on May 5, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah Hahahahahahaha
that is so childish and pathetic that it is absolutely hilarious
Oh and Diego: Don't be scared homie.
by Polyhedron on May 5, 2010 10:33 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
sugarashadevans A man with a glass jaw shouldn't talk so much crap. Get the bottom of your feet sponsored son.. cause you getting laid out!" -- Rampage Jackson, running his mouth
That is the greatest tweet ever!!! …………….Well besides ariany bustin caps.
"When i get in there, in his face ,pressin the action,I'm RUFF NECKIN'EM,I'm throwin him around,I'm punchin him,hes punchin me, I'm eatin his shots and I'm Blastin him back in the face he's not goin to be able to handle it ." - Chris Leben on how his fight with Anderson Silva is gonna go.
by Rayce. on May 5, 2010 11:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
not lame, l33t
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
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