A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
THE NIGHTMARE FROM YOUR CLOSET?
"Guys I need your support.im finally coming out of the closet I am a homosexual please dont judge me" -Diego Sanchez
"i dont know how someone got my password?? everybody knows im all about the ladies" -Diego Sanchez, got hacked. or in lame speak, 'teh Sanchez gotz haxxord'.
"ok lets get this clear i love girls only!!!!! for the last and final time" -Diego Sanchez, and one more time, just to be sure.
"just got stopped by the airport police bc I forgot to take out 50 rounds of .45 man this sucks" -Johny Hendricks, doy!
"made it on the plane now here at o'hare airport but what a morning the lady was pissed and the cop was laughing like I was lol" -Johny Hendricks, this tweet came 5 hours after the first one.. I wonder what happened during that time...
" I shoot every weekend so I forgot I had some bullets in my bag well home land security is at it's best lol" -Johny Hendricks
THIS IS GETTING TOO CHEESY GUYS, SOMEONE BETTER STEP IT UP
"Since @SugaRashadEvans wants to go all childish......... @sugarashadevans mama so fat he bought her a UFC shirt & even @danawhite thought it stood for ugly fat chick!!" -Rampage Jackson, running his mouth.
"I just ran 5 miles for the 1st time since I wrestled in college. I'm in the best shape of my fighting career!! ...I'm not training to beat @sugarashadevans. I'm training to destroy him!" -Rampage Jackson, does the kind of running both of these guys should be doing.
ONE ONE THREE
"Working at night in Montreal" -Shogun Rua
"Guys I'd like to thank you all who believe in my work and say that you will see my best on May 8th... Guys, now I'm gg to be in a concentration time, so I probably won't be getting on-line until the end of the fight. Thank you all!!" -Lyoto Machida
"On my way" -Kimbo Slice
"Team kimbo checking in" -Kimbo Slice
"Doing the poster thing with Ninja rua...... My bad. Shogun." -Kimbo Slice
MIKE SWICK WITH AFRICAN DRUG DEALERS & OSAMA BIN LADEN SUPPORTERS
"New Video: I talk with Khat drug dealers and users in Dijbouti, Africa. Osama Bin Laden peddlers confront me." -Mike Swick
LIKE I NEED A WITTY TITLE FOR YOU TO LOOK AT OCTAGON GIRL PICTURES
"Ridn' dirrrtttyyy!!!" -Rachelle Leah
"Making a funny face shooting a high power 9mm!!" -Arianny Celeste, Brock Lesnar will be proud.
"Saturday night and ready to rock!:) I'm ready to start the night with my columbian bunny Claudia!" -Chandella Powell, meh..
"Taking a quick break from shooting :)" -Logan Stanton
"Painting my room with chalkboard paint :) shortly after this I decided I HATE painting.." -Logan Stanton
"Cracked me up: http://bit.ly/b6d6am ..Seriously?" -Logan Stanton, linked to a UG thread where mature individuals kept trying to find her cameltoe (on the same picture above), made fun of her flaws, talked about 100 ways of how they would do her, and cursed about her opinion of Koschek's eye poke... Kinda embarrassing really.
"SHOCKING NEWS: Ex ring girl has flaws and opinions! Sorry to disappoint guys.. I'm only human" -Logan Stanton, Natasha Wicks RT'd this, and if you aren't familiar with the term, it's basically the equivalent of saying "Ditto" in twitter.
"An ad for BSN N.O Explode igniter shots?? ;) runnin trails in Red Rock" -Natasha Wicks
"Workin on my fitness!" -Natasha Wicks
"Iam tired and looking forward to my lazy sunday evening!" -Natasha Wicks
PHIL BARONI PEES ON YOUR PLANT
"exhaused finishing my training with clinch work" -Phil Baroni
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