The Week in Quotes: May 23rd - 29th
BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME
"For somebody that talks a lot of trash, you’d think he would have a little thicker skin, but sometimes I’d say something to him and I could tell that I really hurt his feelings." - Rashad Evans, on UFC 114 opponent Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. Jackson must have been distraught at being sent a Snuggie and the "Q-U-I-T-T-I-N" moniker. (UFC.com)
"It motivated me to train harder than I ever trained. When I fought Wanderlei [Silva], I trained really hard. After that fight, I thought, 'I didn't think I could train so hard.' For this one, I trained way harder." - Jackson, who started preparations for the fight at 251 pounds. It's unfortunate that the first half of your camp was spent getting you back into fighting shape. (MMA Torch)
"Quite honestly we had the worst Rampage eight weeks ago, and we're going to have the absolute best Rampage come fight night, which is amazing." - Jackson trainer Mike Dolce. Amazing.
"I can’t have my mind fogged up with stuff that he [Rampage] said about me. There’s gonna come a time in the fight where I may have to dig deep and use some of that fuel." - Evans. Can you say foreshadowing?
"I'm not focused on a crazy gameplan, gameplan's out the window...I trained to destroy." - Jackson. Sounds like Rashad had a huge advantage if he prepared a quality gameplan for Jackson.
"The gameplan was simple. Not to have a gameplan at all." - Evans. Oh boy. (Cage Writer)
"Do what I do well, know what he doesn't do well and stay out of position I'm not too good at." - Evans. Wait, that sounds oddly like a gameplan.
"I went out for a little bit." - Evans, who was badly rocked in the middle of round three.
"I was very surprised he recovered. I put all my eggs in that basket." - Jackson. All 251 pounds of your eggs.
"I guess ring rust is a factor. (The weight loss) was a lot of stress on me but I looked and felt good. It wasn't factor in the fight." - Jackson
WELL, AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT HOLLYWOOD
"I’m a fighter, but I tried to go into a whole new adventure and didn’t even know anything about tours and stuff in a movie. I had no idea I had to do this." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, who stars as B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie. I'm shocked "Rampage" dove into something without knowing all the details. Shocked. (Sherdog)
"I got to make a decision because it looks like it would be hard to do both if you’re gonna take time off and fight guys accountable here in the UFC…I’ve just got to think about which one I want to do." - Jackson
I DON'T WANT THE FIGHT, BUT I WANT THE FIGHT
"I can't fight hurt anymore. I can't fight injured and look for excuses." - Tito Ortiz, detailing why he opted for surgery instead of fighting Chuck Liddell at UFC 115. (MMA Torch)
"I was completely against [the fight with Tito Ortiz]. I told Dana (White) I don’t mind doing it if you think it’s going to be good for us or a good way for me to come back after some time off, but it made no sense for me to fight him." - Liddell, who joins every serious MMA fan in their hatred of a third Liddell-Ortiz bout. (MMA Weekly)
"I think because of the way it went down and what he did, I think if he wants to come back he should have to fight me." - Liddell. But, I thought...you didn't...want it...?
ARTICLE V OF THE UFC HALL OF FAME: HALL OF FAME WILL ONLY HOUSE ACTIVE FIGHTERS
"I just never thought about it, to be honest, so yeah, it came out of the blue." - Matt Hughes, who was inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame at the UFC 114 Fan Expo. (MMA Torch)
"I really thought a lot about it the first couple of days after Dana told me, and I really didn't know what to think about it. I've always been the type of guy who thought that somebody who gets inducted into the Hall of Fame needs to be a retired individual." - Hughes. Kind of like writing an autobiography before you've ended your career.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE TELLS EVERYONE TO EAT DOG DOO DOO
"I fight safe, and I'm not going to hide it." - UFC welterweight champ Georges St-Pierre (MMA Junkie)
"I'm not going to give names, but if I would tell you names, you would know who's a brawler (and) who's not and who now has a problem with his career because he got hit too much. They can't take a punch anymore." - St-Pierre
"I don't fight like an idiot. That's what defines me." - St-Pierre, living the Camp Jackson credo.
"I'm (not the) champion because I'm the strongest guy in the division. It's not because I'm the fastest guy. I'm not the best grappler. I'm not the best striker. I'm not the best wrestler. But why I'm champion is because I fight smart every single fight." - St-Pierre. Actually, it is because you're the best wrestler.
WHITE NOISE
"I was like, 'Holy Shit!'" UFC President Dana White, detailing his reaction to Mike Russow's knock out over Todd Duffee. (Fanhouse)
"I'm not [Sanchez's] manager, but I think he should stay at [lightweight]." - White. Really? You're not his manager? Then maybe you should shut the fuck up about his career then, huh? (MMA Junkie)
"I don’t like golf. You know what I do? I don’t fucking watch it! What’s golf? A bunch of rich dicks walking around in stupid clothes and hitting a fucking ball. If we stopped that shit, we could build housing for people who can’t afford it on that land. And you have a problem with UFC? Come on, man." - White. Just like those rich dicks walking around in stupid clothes at the casino, dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars at the blackjack table. We could building housing for people who couldn't afford it with that money. (Weekly Seven)
"The real world is no one gives a shit, the real world is hard and you gotta get out there and you gotta overcome adversity to get where you wanna be." - White, on Dan Miller's personal situation leading up to his UFC 114 fight.Do you wanna be a fucking fighter? (MMA Fighting)
"We have no beef. It's -- he's not a team player. His personality -- you're never going get along with Koscheck and hang out and be good buddies with him." - White, on Josh Koscheck. Who would want to be a "team player" for a prick who says things like "in the real world, no one gives a shit"? (MMA Fighting)
"The A-Team is the big summer hit this year, and from what I'm hearing from the guys in Hollywood, Rampage [nailed] it. He did an awesome job." - White, changing his tune on Quinton Jackson's movie career. (Miami Herald)
PARTING SHOTS
"What Rashad said was real. Did Rampage comment on that? If it was false Rampage would've been like, `I'm not an Uncle Tom.'" - "King" Mo Lawal, addressing the Jackson/Evans "Uncle Tom" accusations. Isn't this the dude that dresses up with a crown, accompanied by a bevy of young women, and dances to the cage? (Cage Writer)
"Somebody mentioned a three-round war… it ain’t going to be a three-round war." - Michael Bisping, who fought a three round war with Dan Miller at UFC 114. (Fighters Only)
"I've made statements and stuff you know if you hate me, I hate you, I don't care, I don't care if you don't like me to be honest with you." - Tim Sylvia (Sherdog)
"Through my career, I’ve pushed for certain fights, and I don’t know if it’s Joe’s personality or what, but I think he’s not an Alan Belcher fan." - Alan Belcher. As a man of reason and taste, I think Joe Silva hates seeing that abortion of a Johnny Cash tattoo dancing around in his Octagon. (Sherdog)
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“I was like, ‘Holy Shit!’” UFC President Dana White
I wish David Stern would use language like that.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Stern crushes Dana in every aspect of being a commissioner, especially public relations
How did I end up on this bandwagon and why does everything say property of Chael Sonnen?
by Day Man on Jun 1, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
agree on better PR man, disagree on better commissioner
considering a ton of people are convinced the NBA is semi-fixed these days, and that Stern is now basically a PR buffer between the public and Worldwide Wes (the real commissioner)
Amen!
Stern bungled the entire ref scandal. Also, one should consider the financial mess that more than half of the NBA teams are. Stern is very adept at control his league from a media aspect, but financially, it is in trouble.
"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"
by UMBC Oriole fan on Jun 1, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
People gotta stop acting like these guys are indentured servants. He’s said multiple times that he wants to fight as often as possible.
"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre
by Charles Awad on May 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubt, but he has stepped in when it probably wasn’t the best decision, career wise. Certainly in instances when others haven’t/wouldn’t.
It benefits both parties
But with him, in particular, it’s clear that he’ll take any fight any time to progress his career and get a paycheck.
"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre
by Charles Awad on Jun 1, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Its only a benefit if you win
How did I end up on this bandwagon and why does everything say property of Chael Sonnen?
Well, not really
He wants lots of fights and the UFC needs to book fights. That benefits both parties. That’s like saying the UFC doesn’t benefit from booking him if he has a boring fight.
"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre
by Charles Awad on Jun 1, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Did they even show any A-Team previews during UFC 114?
or show shots of Bradley Cooper or Jessica Biel who were supposed to be there?
We started the fights late and skipped anything that wasnt actually fighting so I’m curious. I dont even recall them saying anything about it during the fights either but I was drunk so maybe I’m missing a scene.
I guess FOX didn’t want to advertise in case Rampage lost. Good for them.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
You’re not his manager? Then maybe you should shut the fuck up about his career then, huh?
Mike is a little angry, isn’t he?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
White, on Josh Koscheck. Who would want to be a “team player” for a prick who says things like “in the real world, no one gives a shit”
yea “a little” is a bit of an understatement. That line didn’t even really make much sense.
by Hendo_One-Shot on May 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite
Just like those rich dicks walking around in stupid clothes at the casino, dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars at the blackjack table. We could building housing for people who couldn’t afford it with that money.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
haha
yeah. This weeks article really takes dana hate to a new level. Kudos, Mike.
by Hendo_One-Shot on May 31, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
White, changing his tune on Quinton Jackson’s movie career.
I’m guessing Mike won’t be changing his tune on Dana………..
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm gonna jump in on a meme that I have no right to
and say….I blame kid nate
by Hendo_One-Shot on May 31, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously Nate wrote this article and force Fagan to post it under his name.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Jun 1, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not his manager either
But Diego should go back down.
How dare you!
"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre
by Charles Awad on May 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
These are normally pretty funny, but you were on attack mode.
"I have trained to fight an army. There is no way one man can stop me if many cannot." -Georges St. Pierre
by Charles Awad on May 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
She is an attractive lady.
I gotta say. Put a big octagon sign in those hands with the number ‘3’ on it and we got ourselves Chantella’s replacement.
THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on May 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She is an attractive lady.
Low standards rock.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Jun 1, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah,when I see Michelle Obama,the first thing that comes to mind isn’t “attractive”
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I don't know...
comparing her to first ladies historically…she is definitely one of the hotter ones. No disrespect to Laura Bush, but she always seemed to remind me of Alfred E Newman.
"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"
by UMBC Oriole fan on Jun 1, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't believe them
You found quotes…what Dana said.
You made smart ass comments about them.
That’s what you do. You did it just fine.
I would have pointed out how everyone flamed on Chael for criticizing (judging) A.S. for the way he dresses. Dana does it and gets a bye…I guess it’s ok to profile golfers just not fighters…
Doing Good, until......
Little Mikey was doing well this week until Dana’s name came up and then he became just another “I hate Dana so much, I want to blow him!” poster.
Everyone's been wondering why Rampage didn't finish Rashad in the 3rd...
I think it’s cuz he pitied the fool
by LeonDaLion on May 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Seriously,
The Week in Quotes used to seem like a lighthearted take on soundbites around the MMA world, but it seems to be devolving week by week into a vehicle to vent frustrations.
Mike, take it easy buddy! Why waste that energy on something so negative? Bring back the old format! :)
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on May 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Its just his interpretation of things
not something to get so bent outta shape about.
THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on May 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We probably wouldn’t if it didn’t seem Mike already was.
by Applejack McNeil on May 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean the “old” “format” I used last “week”?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/5/23/1484804/the-week-in-quotes-may-16th-22nd
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
Precisely! :P
Last week was cool, and don’t get me wrong Mike, I’m a fan of TWIQ. There’s just been some instances over the last month or two where you seem pissed off at various quotes, and it throws me off because I’m used to the comedic tint you usually use.
Maybe the tone (on those particular instances) is meant to be humorous, but it doesn’t come through on paper. If it’s meant to be funny, then don’t mind me. But if you’re seriously pissed, be pissed in another article! You’re confusing my humor-o-meter. :P
P.S. Keep in mind you should be flattered that I noticed a change. It means I’m reading your articles every “week”. ;)
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Jun 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Thread Jack
Sonnen has a new tweet up: "
Ed, pray to whatever Demon dffigy you prance and dane in front of with your mutant piglet tribe of savages that I decide not to CRUCIFY you."
All I can say is wow. This guy is kicking ass in the mental game
Finally
someone takes a shot at Soares. That guy bugs me.
THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on May 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Two faced
to say the least. Total publicist/politico type, trying to sugar coat every damn thing, cover up injuries (like when he claimed that Anderson was 100% ready for Vitor Belfort just before he went in to have elbow surgery), and say things like “my stable of fighters is like a Bentley dealership. We don’t have many cars on the lot, but we have the best” ie “you want my boys you gonna have to drop a lotta dough.” Like, no sh*t, we didn’t realize that Anderson is worth a lot of money.
I hate Soares
but this tweet from Chael is just weird.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
George Carlin
…was actually WAY funnier when he discussed golf courses and filling them in with housing. But thanks to Dana White for taking credit for making Carlin relevant….seriously?
I know we sometimes get too worked up about you getting worked up when making these comments, but they just don’t come across right when it doesn’t make sense:
“I don’t like golf. You know what I do? I don’t fucking watch it! What’s golf? A bunch of rich dicks walking around in stupid clothes and hitting a fucking ball. If we stopped that shit, we could build housing for people who can’t afford it on that land. And you have a problem with UFC? Come on, man.” – White. Just like those rich dicks walking around in stupid clothes at the casino, dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars at the blackjack table. We could building housing for people who couldn’t afford it with that money.
Instead of making some comment about stealing Carlin’s material or some other joke you treat it as if Dana is really going after golf when all he was doing was explaining why people that don’t like his sport should not bother watching by explaining why he doesn’t like and watch golf. He isn’t exactly campaigning for golf courses to be turned into housing.
I realize I’ll be labeled as “putting too much into it”, but just trying to point out that when I read something that doesn’t make sense it makes me go “huh” instead of “haha”. And I think that unless you are just looking to laugh at any attack at Dana no matter how bad, most people go huh at a lot of these type comments. (And it’s not all about that one comment I quoted, I just used that as an example)
But maybe this type article is meant to stir the pot more than be humorous anyways, idk.
"A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest."

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