"There were, before darkness fell outside the DCU Center last night, several hints that the evening ahead was not going to be just another reason to get off the couch for some popcorn and punch.
For one thing, there was the Polish paraphernalia. The sidewalks outside the arena were throbbing with fans wearing Polish scarves, Polish hats and Polish T-shirts, and carrying Polish flags. Inside the building, the concourse was ringed with the usual concession stands — beer, pizza, hot dogs, Dippin’ Dots — and, of course, a place for fans to do pullups.
It was not Greco-Polish wrestling. It was less ancient, and somewhat more potentially lethal.
It was Mixed Martial Arts, presented by Moosin: God of Martial Arts, and it was making its debut here, although in some ways it is not a lot different than Kelley Square at 7:30 on a Tuesday morning. "
Bill Ballou showing us how not to cover a MMA event and just focus on fighters nicknames.
about 2 years ago
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The new “just bleed” guy has been found!
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by FaultAndFracture on May 22, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
Interesting
As far as I can tell, that article doesn’t actually say who won the main event…
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by Scott Schroeder on May 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
Because Ballou left midway through the card.
He really wasn’t paying attention anyway since he was sending emails and networking during the card.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
“When keeping it real goes wrong.” This guy was TOO into the fight. I mean, no lie, there’s a less crackheaded version of that guy in my head when a big fight is coming on…but…that doesn’t mean you show the world your best “Just Bleed” impersonation.
"The true science of martial arts means practicing them in such a way that they will be useful at any time, and to teach them in such a way that they will be useful in all things." - Miyamoto Musashi
by Kaleb Kelchner on May 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
This guy was sitting next to me in the press section. As I mentioned on Twitter, he left during Lutter-Natal.
He looked to be in his mid- to late-50’s, wasn’t paying any sort of attention to the fights, and looked around completely confused whenever someone would go for a submission attempt and people cheered.
Proof that every man, woman, and child can reach immortality.
This guy isn’t going to be forgotten.
"The true science of martial arts means practicing them in such a way that they will be useful at any time, and to teach them in such a way that they will be useful in all things." - Miyamoto Musashi
by Kaleb Kelchner on May 22, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s talking about the reporter, not the weird looking Devils fan.
by Swordslasher on May 22, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh well then. That went right over my head. And talk about grade A journalism. Sounds like this guy was REALLY on top of things.
"The true science of martial arts means practicing them in such a way that they will be useful at any time, and to teach them in such a way that they will be useful in all things." - Miyamoto Musashi
by Kaleb Kelchner on May 23, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions













