Alistair in Wonderland
by Brian Hemminger on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM EDT
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PrintI figured with the big Overeem / Rogers fight happening this weekend I'd try my hand at some MMA humor. We've all heard the rumors about Alistair Overeem's dramatic growth in size from 2003-2008. I figured I'd give my take on how it all went down (or at least how Alistair might explain it someday).
If you guys have no clue what I'm referencing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBrWDMAtkZw
Been working on this one on and off during this week. Please let me know what you think in the comments, thanks!
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you’ve made a small mistake… alistair is black, not white. It’s like drawing a ginger girl with big boobs and saying its pamela anderson.
His family is from Suriname, or Dutch Guyana in South America.
As it is very possible he could have some “Black” in him, the dark skin is probably from his Suriname genes.
by Brennan Linn on May 15, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a quote from someone who posted on Sherdog about the matter.
I think Overeem his grand grand parents are from Africa, brought as slaves by the Dutch to Surinam. Since alot of slaves got raped it’s high likely he also has some Dutch blood in him. I’m not sue about this, but it’s high likely.
by Brennan Linn on May 15, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 15, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW at that description
but my guess would be a mixture of African, East Indian, and Dutch.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Overeem has a white Dutch mother and a Jamaican father.
Fact!
It disappoints me when some vocal people in cyberspace hide behind a pseudonym and make malicious and baseless attacks against athletes that have never failed a screen for banned substances. These keyboard toxicologists think that they can merely look at an athlete and "know" that so-and-so is a "juicer." There is a term for that. It's called "delusions of grandeur," and medication may help. (Dr. Johnny Benjamin)
So he’s at least partially black right? Unless his father was a Taino or a Arawak which are the indigenous people that originated from South America and settled on the island of Jamaica. After being conquered by Spain/England these indigenous people slowly became intermixed with the slaves brought there so they are hard to label as a single race. But either way Surinamian?? or Jamaican slash Dutch… It would be hard to tell either way. Pretty confusing.
by Brennan Linn on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dutch/Jamaican
He is born in Hounslow England, that’s where his father lives.
His parents are divorced and he has only the Dutch nationality.
Maybe Alistair will tell the full story on www.thereem.com
or ask Ariel Helwani to do this for us.
The whole world will be mixed, that’s ok for me, as long as i don’t find a muslim in my bed.
It disappoints me when some vocal people in cyberspace hide behind a pseudonym and make malicious and baseless attacks against athletes that have never failed a screen for banned substances. These keyboard toxicologists think that they can merely look at an athlete and "know" that so-and-so is a "juicer." There is a term for that. It's called "delusions of grandeur," and medication may help. (Dr. Johnny Benjamin)
Whatever… I hope he kicks Rogers fat fucking head off tonight!
by Brennan Linn on May 15, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
It sucked anyway!
It disappoints me when some vocal people in cyberspace hide behind a pseudonym and make malicious and baseless attacks against athletes that have never failed a screen for banned substances. These keyboard toxicologists think that they can merely look at an athlete and "know" that so-and-so is a "juicer." There is a term for that. It's called "delusions of grandeur," and medication may help. (Dr. Johnny Benjamin)
It's never going to be Calvin and Hobbes qualty, but...
it’s decent. You should have worked in a horse meat reference, though. Maybe made the pills horse shaped or have a horse shaped logo on them and an eat me sign next to them.
And yeah, Alistair’s a bit darker than that.
by thekiltedwonder on May 15, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
And I don’t think anyone missed the Alice in Wonderland reference.
by thekiltedwonder on May 15, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The second picture reminds me of...
the Tale of Lemmiwinks.
by cmsove on May 15, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on May 15, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I updated it with a darker Overeem
Hope that’s better
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by Brian Hemminger on May 15, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
I thought it was clever
love Overeem with his hands and legs sticking out of a house!
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Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
This was awesome
I would like to see more adventures of Overeem in Wonderland, the possiblities are endless.
"If your going to come on then come on!" - Harold Howard
thanks
I’m pretty sure I can think of all kinds of crazy things he’ll run into. I’d have to rewatch the movie though I think. I thought this part fit perfectly though
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by Brian Hemminger on May 18, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
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