How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of April

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

HE'S COMING BACK?

"I am in L.A guys so today or tomorow I will see the doctor from UFC so he will give us the date of my next fight miss every one I am back"  -Vitor Belfort, is coming back soon?

"Getting ready for strikeforce victory"  -Alistair Overeem, is coming back to the land of the drug tests America?

"April 17th fight at Wild Bill's in Atlanta is still on folks! So is May 15th fight in the UK!!!! Finally out of my lil' depression and had some good training tonight! Got some other GREAT news today too about possible HUGE fight in June! WAY HUGE! I hope it comes through!"  -War Machine, is coming back?

SIGNS THAT IT IS TIME TO CHANGE THAT NICKNAME

"dont let this Mr wonderful stuff get twisted man, somebody just @philmrwonderful'ed me and had a pic of his package ???? ...I aint that kinda wonderful homie... moving along"  -Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis

"arrested! FUCKING BULLSHIT! Another 3 g's on bail out of my pocket. ANOTHER BS case that will get thrown out cuz' I didn't do shit! WASTE of..... Why the spit bag? Fuck if I know!?? I never spit! lol...they just put it on to be dicks and/or disguise who I was...?? ...REALLY trying to be a good boy. To accomplish this I now KNOW this entails NEVER going "out." It's just a recipe for disaster. Bad things happen to EVERYONE. But when I am anywhere in the vicinity it is exaggerated and just turned into a fucking circus."  -War Machine

"Last week when I posted what I posted I meant it. Sorry for this last event..I didn't mean to let anyone...or MYSELF down. It was unavoidable tho...unavoidable because I made the DUMB choice of going to a bar in Pacific Beach. I'll never apologize for defending myself or my loved ones but I will NEVER put myself in a position again where I may have to. Happy Easter my butt is actually going to go to church today with my buddy and his wife n' kids. Maybe God will help me a lil'? lol...cant hurt!"  -War Machine, says he got arrested for "possession of a deadly weapon", called his fists. (sounds like a Chuck Norris joke doesn't it?)

ABU DHABI

"Doing the YMCA at the still under construction UFC venue UAE!"  -Mike Swick

"After a little run, we end up on the new fighting arena, it's almost finished."  -Renzo Gracie

"Waiting with the boys outside the Dubai customs office..."  -Mike Swick

"With Big Nog and Pearson on the beach by worlds highest rated hotel. 7*"  -Mike Swick

"Big Nog loves my DJ skills! Even the camels were groovin to my mojo!"  -Mike Swick

"yup! I ordered the 5 Dirham meter long! ...Who can guess what famous American chain this is? ;)"  -Mike Swick, I'm not sure, but the logo above the "pay here" could be a hint.

"Just caught up with Anderson. Seems ready to go!"  -Mike Swick

"Ran into #UFC fighter Renzo Gracie in the hotel lobby in Abu Dhabi using his #iPad"  -Kevin Iole, ooh it's a giant iTouch, whoopee!

"I LOVE IT WHEN FIGHTERS ARE COOL AFTER THEY FIGHT. I spotted these two hanging out after the press conference and had to grab a quick photo."  -Tracy Lee

"Just got to the fighter hotel and spotted frankie hanging out with his team at the breakfast buffett…"  -Tracy Lee

"I swear, this guy is always smiling... I ran into him this morning with a grin on his face from ear to ear. He’s about to fight his first fight in a while against a tough opponent. And he’s elated!"  -Tracy Lee

BIKINI PICS YOU MIGHT NOT ENJOY

"Sometimes u have to walk alone"  -Kurt Pellegrino

"And just in case u all forgot @JonChaimberg"  -Kurt Pellegrino

OKAY, THIS, YOU'LL PROBABLY LIKE

"Hollywood.. where girls put makeup on to go to the gym and walk their dogs in heels. Get me outta here :P"  -Logan Stanton, gets even more brownie points in my book.

"RT @jaredmykal: @danawhite Chandella is pretty but, BRING BACK @LoStanton. We can have three!!!! -- Haha make it happen Jared ;)"  -Logan Stanton, yes please.

"Body paint"  -Logan Stanton, sorry guys, no pics.

"Hope everyone had a happy Easter! Dex and I did! : )"  -Kenda Perez

"Shooting a sexy Demi Things ad in a few hours for Riveria mag!!! ...He made me pretty! Thank you love xoxo amazing mua!"  -Kenda Perez

"someone remove the duck on my head!"  -Brittney Palmer

"Taking my sis to the gym, she doesn't work out. Ha this is gonna be fun. She's gonna get her ass kicked! ...Ok I kicked her butt, we worked on the booty. Now shopping, beach, n nails :) happy girls... Sis n I freezing on the beach! Too chilly to tan :/"  -Arianny Celeste

"Love getting my hair did, best part is the head massage, "sex in the sinky" :)"  -Arianny Celeste

"Hair did. Oh yes, she took like two inches off...this is my cool face..is it working?? :D ...Ready 4 our date nite thnx 2 @April_Milan 4 not letting me look like a hot mess! Hope 2 get into sm bubaliciousn"  -Arianny Celeste

"Gettin zombied out! ...Charlie bit me! :): Haaa.... Uh oh!!: Scary! ...The horror project.."  -Brittney Palmer

BEARDS AND BRASS KNUCKLES

"Peace maker"  -Miguel Torres, are you gonna give that to your opponent to make things fair?"

"Tryin to figure out who's beard harbors more awsomeness... @brettcoopermma 's or @jordanbreen 's"  -Jason High, also, who has the better hairstyle?

"U c those bahamian colors...... Bout to do the workout part.."  -Kimbo Slice

Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson (New Account), Leland Roling, Richard Wade and some guy named Anton Tabuena