Strikeforce: Nashville - Live Results and Commentary

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The broadcast is live. First fight up shortly.
"King Mo" Lawal vs. Gegard Mousasi For the Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Championship - Round 1-Head kick by Mousasi is blocked. Right hand by Mo lands flush. Mo is throwing combos that aren't landing but he's showing some decent hands. Single leg by Mo and he eats a bunch of punches but does finish the takedown. Mo working to land from the top but Gegard is defending. Mo passes to side control. Mo standing over him and Mousasi lands a few up kicks. Mo landing a few nice punches from the guard and stands back over him. Right hand lands solid for Mo. Three more shots land for Mo and Mousasi is just working to defend and bide his time. Mousasi uses distance to get back to standing. Mo shoots and he looks badly gassed. Mousasi landing a few nice knees and punches and Mo gets him against the cage for a takedown. The round ends and it was 10-9 Mo but he looks very tired. Round 2 - Mo is flailing for takedowns and eats a few strikes before he gets to his feet. Mousasi landing big punches from his back. Mo is really looking lost this round even though he's on top. Mousasi is blasting him from his back and hitting upkicks when Mo stands over him. Back to standing and Mousasi lands a big left hand and gets taken down. Mo looks like he can barely stand up when they're on the feet. If the judges score this round for Mo based on being on top and nothing else it will show a massive flaw in the scoring of fights. Mousasi creates space and gets back to standing. Mo with another takedown. Mousasi looks for a triangle. Mousasi gets to his feet and Mo looks like he is about to give up as Gegard pelts him with shots. The round ends and it was easily 10-9 Mousasi. Round 3- Mousasi with a leg kick and a big right hand that wobbles Mo. Right ahdn lands for Mo and he's throwing Hail Mary shots. Mo landing a few shots here and now a trip to the ground and Mo is in Mousasi's guard. Mo's strategy appears to be to stand over Mousasi and try to throw diving punches as a guard pass but it isn't working very well. Mo landing some decent punches to the body. Mo lands a few more decent punches and this is a much better round for him. The round ends and it was 10-9 Mo to put him up 29-28 on my card. But given that he was on top most of round 2 the judges may have him up 30-27. Round 4 - Mousasi landing jabs but Mo lands nice punch and a takedown. Mo is landing some punches and while his strategy isn't particularly impressive Mousasi is looking increasingly like he has NO gameplan at all. Big upkick lands for Mousasi. Mo landing more GnP now. Big John stands them up for lack of action. Mousasi gives up a takedown that he seemed like he could have fought out of. Mousasi landing strikes from his back and the round ends. 10-9 Mo but it wasn't pretty. Round 5 - Left hand lands for Gegard. Mo with a nice shot after getting hit with a left hand. Upkicks land for Gegard again. Illegal upkick from Mousasi and Mo is given time to recover. Big John takes a point for the foul and there is now no way he wins on the scorecard. Mousasi is landing a bunch of strikes from his back. Back to standing and Mousasi lands a few punches before getting taken down again. Back to standing and another takedown. I'd actually give the round to Mousasi but given the point deduction it's 9-9. Final scorecard for me is 48-45. Official Scorecards: 49-45 across the board. King Mo Lawal wins by unanimous decision.
Gilbert Melendez vs. Shinya Aoki - Round 1 - Melendez looking to work from distance and land jabs. Body kick from Aoki and Melendez trips him down but doesn't go to the ground. This is getting boos from the crowd but if Melendez engages too much it's the only way he can get caught. Aoki pokes him in the eye accidently and they take a short break. As they resume Aoki pulls him to the ground and looks for an arm but Melendez manages to get back to standing. Aoki looks to get it to the ground again but is just in butt scoot position with Melendez over him kicking the legs. Aoki dives into the guard and lands a few right hands. Big punches from Melendez and Aoki is the one that stands back up. Body kick by Aoki. A few more punches from Melendez and Aoki is bleeding from the nose. Knee to the body and the round comes to an end. Clear 10-9 for Melendez. Round 2- Aoki shoots but eats a right hand. Again Melendez defends the takedown. And again but this time Aoki uses his incredibly strong grip to drag him down by the wrist. Aoki keeps trying to grab on but Melendez gets back to his feet. Left hand lands solid for Aoki. A flurry and punches land for both guys. Aoki complains that he's being held behind the head I guess...not sure why though. Knee to the body by Aoki but Melendez is just looking to get to the right distance. Shot by Aoki and Melendez defends and lands some big punches. Aoki landing kicks to the shoulder from the ground. Shot by Aoki is defended and Melendez landing some big punches. 10-9 Melendez again. Round 3 - Aoki much more active looking for takedowns now. Melendez keeps defending and for some reason now Melendez gets into Aoki's guard. Melendez manages to get to his feet. Quick sprawl by Melendez. The crowd is hating this fight. Melendez back into Aoki's guard. Rubber guard by Aoki now and Melendez gets out of it. Big punches from Melendez now. As they're working on the ground the ref stands them up. Aoki with a knee to the chin standing but Melendez throws a flurry of punches back. The round ends and it's more of the same 10-9 Melendez. Round 4 -Aoki tries a flying knee and then pulls guard. Right hand to the body by Melendez. And he keeps going back to the body. Big knee to the body now. Aoki is lost here. Aoki shoots and fails again. Aoki has no chance with these shots. Yamasaki was going to stand the fighters up and as he did so Melendez dove in with a series of punches that hurt Aoki but were illegal based on the ref trying to stand them up. Odd stuff. The round ends and 10-9 Melendez again. This is...not a fight made for TV. Round 5 - Aoki catches a finger in the eye. Aoki drags him down and tried to grab rubber guard but just eats a bunch more punches to his face for his trouble. It would really benefit Aoki if he were good at any aspect of MMA besides the submission game. Melendez is circling here and calling Aoki back to his feet. Melendez is pouring it on him this round. 10-8 Melendez makes it 50-44 on my card. Official Scorecards: 50-45 all for Gilbert Melendez. Gilbert Melendez wins by unanimous decison.
Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields - Round 1 - Body kick and leg kick by Shields. Right hand by Henderson and Shields' legs give out. Henderson follows him to the ground but now Shields is trying to attack a leg but Henderson gets back up. Another right hand and Shields goes stumbling. Henderson landing a bunch of right hands and now a big uppercut and Shields is in serious trouble. They're clinched against the cage and as they separate Shields fails to get a takedown. Now a good single leg by Shields and Dan just slides his hips and is back to standing. Shields tries to land a punch after the bell and misses, that pretty much sums up the round. 10-8 Henderson. Round 2 - Shields with a jab and a failed shot. Now they're on the ground and as Dan goes for the rear naked choke Shields turns and is on top. Shields passes to mount quickly. Shields landing small punches and now postures up and lands a few bigger punches. Henderson uses hips to get half guard back and Shields right back to mount. Henderson eating pretty big punches now. Shields looks for an arm triangle but Hendo powers out of it. Shields throwing a lot of punches that don't look like they're hurting Dan but they're doing a ton of scoring. 10-8 round for Shields. How strange is that? Round 3 - Shields landing some nice jabs early. Kicks form Shields as Henderson is looking to load up on the right hand. Single leg by Shields and Henderson sprawls well. Shields is winning the stand-up this round. Single leg again by Shields and this time he gets the takedown. Shields to side control and now knee on belly but back to side control. Now to mount and Shields looks for the guillotine but can't finish. Shields landing a bunch of punches and now looking for an armbar and the round ends. 10-9 Shields. Round 4 - Right hand lands for Henderson and then Shields shoots but can't get the takedown. Henderson looks pretty tired at this point. Henderson tries to scramble and Shields gets under his leg and finishes the takedown. Shields into mount yet again. Shields looking for an arm now. Shields out of mount, and right back into it. Shields rides out the rest of the round landing punches. 10-9 Shields again. Round 5- Shields with another takedown and right back to mount. This is...something else. Shields keeps mount and landing punches. Kimura attempt and Henderson avoids. Shields tries to take the back but can't quite get there. Shields landing some more punches here. Kneebar attempt by Shields and the fight comes to an end. 10-8 Shields and I have the fight 48-44 for Shields. Official Scorecards: 49-46, 49-45, 48-45. Jake Shields wins by unanimous decision.
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yes,
but if there is time, they will show Mayhem’s bout. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather they just go off the air...
showing that joke of a fight does not interest me.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I could care less about his fight but I wouldn’t mind if they showed his entrance.
by MikeD32 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think you're overreacting.
What’s Mayhem’s last good win? Kala Hose a year ago? Tim Kennedy in ’07? Lawler way back in ICON?
Don’t forget that Mayhem is 2-2-1 in his last 5. This is at the very least, way better than the Shibata fight.
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He’s a -1500 favorite. I’m not overreacting. This fight should have been rejected by the state.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
betting lines
have nothing to do with the fight itself, merely the perception that bookies need to get action on both sides.
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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That fight is still ridiculous
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
C'mon Brent, you know that betting lines and actual odds of somebody winning are different things.
And here we have an incredibly popular fighter, host of Bully Beatdown, who’s billed as a UFC and DREAM vet. When really he’s a guy who got worked by GSP for one fight in the UFC and his only win in DREAM is against Katsuyori effing Shibata.
In the past four years, the only two noteworthy victories Mayhem has had are Tim Kennedy and Robbie Lawler. His losses are good ones, but losing to good competition doesn’t make you a good fighter.
That’s not to say that Mayhem shouldn’t be a heavy favorite, nor that I’m interested in this fight. I just don’t find it outrageous that a marketable fighter who’s greatest skill is little more than not being finishable is given a chance to get a win before they throw him away. It’s far from the worst showcase put on in the US, and not a terrible one either in my mind.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Look, I’m very aware of what betting lines are. However, -1500 IS a reflection of how competitive this bout is. The linesmakers aren’t going to make a guy -1500 unless they’re pretty fucking sure he is going to win with next to no chance of a loss.
23-7 Miller, for much of the last few years considered a top 25 fighter in the division…who holds some very respectable wins. Against 9-8 Tim Stout who has been stopped 7 times in his career. That’s not a fight that needs to be made for any fucking reason and if Miller needs to take these fights than we can consider his career as a relevant fighter over.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You must be in the Tim Silvia Fan Club.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Or the "Strikeforce leaves their undercards for local talent so there's not a ton of room for fights" fan club.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
I said yesterday that I have no beef with fighters fighting to make money. My issue isn’t with Miller, it’s with SF making the fight happen.
The reason I mention this being the end of his relevant career if he needs this fight is because people are defending the fight as Miller not having a good win in years. If your career hits the point where you have to make a run at .500 fighters to “get back on track” there is an issue.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we are agreeing.
Miller isn’t nearly as relevant as he makes himself. I think he’ll lose if he fight Jacare again, he has nothing to offer Hendo, doubt he can beat Scott Smith even. He’s just not that great a fighter. And this is coming from somebody who personally loves the guy and have only had great interactions with him.
The problem is he’s hugely marketable. He’s arguably the best self promoter in the sport. And for that, he’ll get fights. Only problem is he has the skills to look competitive in fights he’s going to lose because he’s so fucking hard to finish. If it weren’t for that, he’d be a hell of a lot like Kimbo.
PS: The title line of my first response to you wasn’t meant to be an explanation. I really meant “You obviously know this and have demonstrated said knowledge before.”
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If he fights Jacare again it'll look like the Shields fight.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
oh and thanks to Matthew Benyon (Martial Farts)
for helping me out in telling me what the proper Japanese character I should use for the poster…
that’s supposed to mean, “Champion” (and from what I understand, also could mean Domination/Supremacy).
:)
The pattern on the right is the same as Aoki's pants from the Hirota fight if I'm not mistaken?
Nicely done.
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by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. But he's also used the same color combination (with different patterns) on other events.
and thanks. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Awesome stuff man.
You need to put these on your Deviant page.
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I second that..
I’m not a designer but I do love poster design…
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
With Hendo/Shields there is a lot on the line for Strikeforce
It seems like they want to send Shields packing with a bad loss and without the belt.I know they have the 1 fight option but I dont expect them to do it if he loses.
They also want to set up Hendo vs. Mousasi/Mo winner which can still happen if he loses but doesnt have as much appeal compared to if he wins.
nice
very subtle sakura underneath. good job!
Be water, my friend.
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Here we go....
Melendez by TKO
Gegard by KO
Hendo by sub
Miller by squash match
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Melendez by T/KO
Mo by T/KO
Hendo by Dec.
Miller by Sub.
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by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
Henderson by boring decision.
Melendez by decision.
King Mo by decision.
Hope it doesn’t run over the allotted time, local news stations might riot…
haha, I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened
by I Can't Feel My Face on Apr 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Aoki by Locoplata
Mousasi by late TKO
Shields by Sub
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Tape delays suck.
So I have to find a stream for this if I want to watch live.
Seriously, local news should not have this much power for TV programming.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
I'm here with you, like in every other CBS, Versus, or Spike card
to bitch about how much the west coast sucks ass for live MMA. At least Versus HD is the east coast feed and I have friends with ShoEast. Spike and CBS fuck us.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Versus doesn't tape delay their stuff.
I live in Seattle and they air their cards live on the West Coast.
Spike should have no reason for tape delays of US based shows and that includes ratings.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze just started on HBO if you’re waiting on the tape delay :)
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I'm watching UFC Unleashed....the Rampage/Wandy KO is coming up.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Rampage vs. Soko needs to happen.
You can have a ref in the ring, but neither will give a shit.
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Sounds like a job for Yuji Shimada

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ACTON!!! ACTON!!!ACTON!!!
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-Lao Tzu
Yeah, my roommate watched that with me earlier and cringed due to Wandy’s legs quivering
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
The 3 shots afterwards were really not needed.
Holy crap…..
I could watch that forever.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
I think he was still a little peeved from their Pride ordeals.
’Member Wandy laughing in the prefight interviews?
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Yeah they showed that.
Now the Carwin/Wellisch fight is up.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
The people must have been clamoring for knockouts that make you feel uncomfortable.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
It makes me think that CBS doesn’t really take Strikeforce and MMA seriously if they are not going to even show the event live. Thye wouldn’t do this for any other sport.
Spike and the UFC do the same thing.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Of course not. It's a ratings game and awful local news has such a stranglehold
That running over the 2 hour timeslot would lead to a bunch of crap.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Mayhem by decision
Gil by decision
Mo by decision
Hendo by decision
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
Who wins "Decision of the Night? Jon Fitch?
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
That looks like a very bleak outlook my friend
Hopefully Mayhem loses. It would serve him right for taking this fight. BTW, why isn’t there a Mayhem/Lawler rematch?
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Super Ultra Victorious Panda Decision Mart Festival Good Yes!
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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching priorities:
Strikeforce thingamajig
UFC 110 (If no fight happening)
NHL Playoffs
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
Go Canucks!
We need to kill Jonathan Quick.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
BOO to you, sir!
Quick is one of the main reasons we’ve finally made the playoffs again after 8 seasons. You’ll have to go through me first. ;)
Oh and Kings take it in six.
GO KINGS!!!
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by RearNakedChoker on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell just homered. It's gonna be a weird night.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Soon i'm going to have to plug Hellickson in there.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
I should make my sig Edinson Volquez...
but he’s hurt
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Dusty Baker should hate all of his pitchers
Although I love watching games at Wrigley
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Dusty Baker should learn BJJ so he can finish the job and Kimura Mark Prior.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
At this point that would just be icing on the cake.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I take back everything I said about CBS dropping the ball.
Re-airing the NCIS LA MMA episode where Strikeforce fighters have all but 10 secs screen time really helps hype the product.
Thanks CBS.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
UFC/Spike just saluted Frankie Edgar for his title victory.
I’ve never seen them do that before.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Did you find a stream?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Main Card doesn't start for 36 minutes.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Does anyone know how long of a contract King Mo has w/SF? If he does beat Gegard UFC might spend some money on him – considering Gegard just signed that new contract with SF.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I don’t remember offhand how much longer it is…but he’s got quite a bit of time left on it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
One cool thing about the tape delay....
West coasters with DirecTV can first watch the UFC’s counterprogramming rerun of UFC 110 and then watch Strikeforce right after.
TAKE THAT DANA
Could also catch Round 1 of the NBA playoffs
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I am a huge basketball fan
But I’m liking the NBA less and less.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Probably because your team moved to the middle of nowhere.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Never really a true Sonics fan.
The NBA I kinda have a bandwagon fandom with. I just pick the team that can eliminate the Spurs the fastest.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
So basically every team in the western conference?
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Yeah...and the Cavs in the East. Watching Eastern Conference basketball
Is like watching the NFC West in football.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
I am too...
but when you go full time MMA fan certain sports sit on the back burner. Ask my Fantasy Baseball team.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Actually don't
they’re in first
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Schiavello is on twitter. Fun!
don frye looks and sounds like he about to rope a bull
about 1 hour ago via mobile web
Cung Le looks like a Filipino chick I know back home
38 minutes ago via mobile web
bobby lashley looks like dude from Predator: “ssh… over there. i see you”
about 1 hour ago via mobile web
Don Frye sounds like he swallowed ten testicles
about 1 hour ago via mobile web
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Holy crap, 4-1 Montreal over Washington?
That’s not good.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Let's Go Habs!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Alex Ovechkin is feeling pretty shitty right now.
Or banging skanks. Either one.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Ovie finally scored. 4-2 Habs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
One goal back. 4-2 now.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Based on this website alone
I would bet the most common sports fan associated with MMA would be hockey fans. After writing that I guess it makes sense.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I would say 30% of football fans too would also love MMA.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Besides MMA, football is my next best
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Football is my favorite team sport
As a Seahawks fan I wanted to choke out Jim Mora quite a bit.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
As a Colt's fan...
I would rather wait to talk about football until August
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
You need a real running back
Addai is garbage 80% of the time.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
I'm hoping Donald Brown will emerge next year
But if you know the Colts, we will not go out and pay for a big name – we sell big names.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
In order...
Aside from combat sports
Baseball
College Football
Pro Football
Basketball/Tennis
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually like all sports equally except Soccer. Just could never get into Soccer.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm a huge soccer fan.
But it’s hard to swallow MLS, and I support an MLS team that runs itself like the Detroit Lions as far as player personnel.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Soccer is okay, it’s just so hard to follow and I get annoyed if I try to follow a sport I can’t keep on top of at all times
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Just stick to the premeir league matches that air on FSN and ESPN.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
football (well, soccer) is awesome. Never got how it never really found its way into major american sports (well, so did F1).
In the other hand, I read somewhere that the US is the place where you have most people playing football lately.
Because goals don't count for 8 points and
The pussy soccer players who dive ruin it for everyone else.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Soccer + hockey contact rules = something that I would watch.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
I would eliminate penalty kicks as a way to decide a final.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Canada
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
I originally was going to say, "Damn, I can't believe there are so many Canucks on Bloody Elbow"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
The Capitals bandwagon has fallen off a cliff into a pile of cacti and the cacti are covered with scorpions who are pised off that their mother in laws just moved in and they brought their yappy little poodles with them and the damn thing just pissed on the couch…
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Capitals are the new Sharks.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god Big John stepped in when he did or the kid who played Jim Carrey in the prequel to Dumb & Dumber mighta gotten hurt by LL Cool J. Who’s next? Bobby Lashley?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
13 minutes to go.
Anderson will meet Demian tomorrow in on a popular TV show here in Brazil. Should be interesting… (and source of great material for another one of Orcus’ fanposts)
unfortuately, not
… plus, they’ll have the premiere of the brazilian version of “Dancing with the stars”. Sad… :(
I'm hoping for They Might Be Giants
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Anderson does his best Gregory Hines impression.
And tap dances through everything.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
I wonder how bad Gus Johnson will sound if the Aoki fight hits the mat?
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
I just watched Forrest/Rashad
How many more shots did Forrest need to take for Mazzagatti to stop the fight?
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
The Mazz is not satisfied with a stoppage until he sees gray matter.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
JUST BLEED!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I have a bad feeling someone is going to die in a match that Mazz is a part of.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mirg is trying to beat him to the punch.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
He’s awful as well. Dean is the only one I would trust if I’m a fighter.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I like Yamasaki and Rosenthal too.
That should be in UFC Undisputed 2011 Career Mode. Your career gets affected by controversial stoppages.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
You now realize the guy from Death Cab For Cutie is married to Zooey Deschanel.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Yes
I hate when famous chicks I’m into get married. I honestly think they’re waiting on me to find them lol
My sig left me for a woman.
Who’s the color commentator tonight along with Gus Johnson?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HERE WE GO!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What are the odds of Dana watching this card??
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
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by greco-roman airlines on Apr 17, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Caps 3 Les Horribles 4
Shit just got realz y’all
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
Is Gus wearing guyliner?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Sure looks that way
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
The arena looks pretty good. Pumped up over here!
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I especially enjoy how Gus says Aoki’s name differently each time.
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you beat me to it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
YES.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's Oi-okee?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Oi-Oi-Kee is how I’m going to say it from now on.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Gus has been pretty good tonight at changing how he says everyone’s name. Like…Shinya Aoki has been pronounced 6 different ways already.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Oh hell no...
Hey at lease they didn’t say GREGARD
They don't say it
But they DO type it.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
I refuse to say it like that. It’s just… unusual.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
and incorrect
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
How long does Frank need to wear those fucking braces?
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
I dont know but they are TERRIBLE to look at.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
He doesn't NEED to
It’s a style thing.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
if it's for migranes...
probably forever
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Mets-Cardinals going to the 15th inning...
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Until he reaches puberty.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Woah
That’s intense.
Also, the Twins are better than all of your favorite ball clubs. Just had to say that somewhere..
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
…oh god no. You can’t really be a Twins fan
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, you knew that
We had a little argument last year when yer buddy said the INDIANS would win our division. I picked Twins. I pick Twins again.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
OOOH yeah. that’s right.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The new park is fucking beautiful, by the way. It’ll be nice to see baseball in a respectable venue from now on, instead of a concrete toilet bowl.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. The park is amazing.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I will say that. It looks like a great park. I wish the Sox had waited a few years to build U.S. Cellular so that they could have realized what teams are doing with ballparks these days.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
US Cellular opened same year as Camden Yards, right?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Yeah...
sadly
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
And now for the Vikings to find a way out of that dump.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
I would love to see Gus call a hockey game. I imagine he would have problems announcing some of those guys’ names.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can't believe I'm going to reference Family Guy, here.
Guy: Aren’t you a little young to fly by yourself?
Stewie: Aren’t you a little too old to be wearing braces?
THOSE ARE HIS TEETH
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, where is you been?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Busy bee
Just getting murdered at my studio. Can’t find a moment to dick around these days, but that’s a good thing.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
I’d rather commercials during the entrance than extra commercials between fights.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?!
Commercials DURING THE DAMN ENTRANCE???!!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Mo comes in first, and no entrance???
MEGA FAIL FOR THE 2nd TIME
lol CBS
This is terrible on so many levels...
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@deowade
they needed close ups of dem hoez... gawd damn... such a fail on every level
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Guys…it’s really not bad. Is an entrance that big of a deal? Get the commercials in now and don’t stretch out the time between fights with them.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
We don't a Fedor/Rogers repeat, with a 5 minute commercial streak.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
exactly.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I know...
BUT I WANTED TO SEE THE QUEENS DAMMIT!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I'd like to see the entrance
but I’d rather watch these fights for free, so, it’s a concession I’ll readily make.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
there will be SOME...but not as many as if they didn't cut entrances for some
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Entrances are really not important in marketing. I know we think that people will care about him walking down a little ramp with some girls and a crown…but it’s really not important.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
people remember fighters by unique things they remember. my friends know jon jones as “the dude who was fucking that other guy up until he got dq’ed”
by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
you're not alone.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Hmmm, I love Akiyama’s entrances. I do kinda like Gono’s but his don’t seem as rehearsed. When you have dancing and 15 people walking down with you, it gets really awkward in my opinion. Its like you planned just as hard to walk to the ring as you did to fight. Gono just seems like they come up with something a week before the fight and go.
This game still looks weird to me so far...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Nice use of EA MMA.
Remember those creepy skeletons?
damn rain!
I just tuned in here in austin and the torrent of rain has apparently murdered the CBS affiliatie’s transmission tower.
by some schmuck in texas on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
i can't fucking believe I'm looking for streams of a fight
ON CBS! WTF WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by some schmuck in texas on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The meat zombies have skin now!
Movin’ on up!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The music in their intros is a fucking joke. It’s fuckin WCW 93. I keep thinking Z-Man is about to come to the ring..
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I really hope EA MMA tunes up that crap in the coming months
It looks awful.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Big John has a big belly!
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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They are not doing Mousasi any favors by calling him GAYHARD.
How hard is it beforehand to drill the MMA commentators on how to pronounce the names of some VERY PROMINENT MMA fighters?
Big john at least they got that right
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
You mean it wasn't Beg Joan?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Sounds like Dana White was right, that they sold a total of 2 tickets. Crowd is either sparse, or miked poorly.
I don’t think you realize how big of a compliment that is. Rampage would knock him out so fast he’d go back in time.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He reminds me of Rampage in his few PRIDE fights. All wrestling and ground and pound, not much else.
Rampage had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better hands than this. Even then.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not looking good fr Mo, top position or not.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
How in the HELL is it 10-9 Gegard
Mo clearly won that round
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
??????
A lot of those shots landed.
Did Mousasi touch him even 3 times?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
He kneed him like 4 times in the last 30 seconds.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
How?
What the hell did he do to score?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
10-9 MO
but GSP will
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Remind me - no elbows when on the ground in strikeforce, right?
’Cause Mo could messed him up with some elbows on the ground.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Probably emotionally spent.
I don’t know how someone could have been as confident as he was coming into the fight.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Regardless if he won that round...
Mo is gonna get TKO’ed eventually… no cardio
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
COME ON MAN! This “any close round is a 10-10 round” thing is just the shits
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo is gaaaassed.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
That’s nice of them advertise some gsp on the break great job cbs
by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mousasi looks so relaxed in there
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
I think they actually mentioned that right after you typed that, “Fedor’s so relaxed in there it’s almost creepy”
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Gus said that didn't he...
it wouldn’t surprise me coming from Mauro though.
Looked like that’s what he was setting up.
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo is getting his ass whipped
By a man on his back.
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@deowade
Yes, yes he is
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I like it...
No need to waste energy trying to stuff him if can’t pass the guard and is outstriking him from his back
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Mousasi isn't even defending takedowns
and with his BJJ, I wouldn’t, either
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
He might be gassed
But he’s gonna win this round too.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
or not
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Mo's wrestling that good or Gegard's defense that bad?
Maybe a little of both
My sig left me for a woman.
He stopped defending
because he realized he was able to damage Mo from his back with strikes. Very smart strategy.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Right...
he’s letting mo burn energy and conserving his own.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think thats his gameplan. It's working, even if it isn't what he intended.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I think he's just choosing not to
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I think he doesn’t want to waste energy defending it
by cletusvandam on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Mousasi looks just fine.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Mousasi, taking a page out of Spiderman’s book with that rear naked attempt on the fence
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by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
10-9, yes
10-8? Nope.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I'm digging these 30 second commercial breaks.
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@deowade
Just a matter of time
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
19-19
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Saucy has this easy...
There’s no way Mo wins now… he’s too spent
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t think Mousasi gives a shit about defending the takedown. And given his success at defending’s Mo’s GNP, there no point wasting his energy with defense.
This pretty much
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
He’s as terrible at MMA as he is good at basketball and football.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
He’s not that good at basketball and football.
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by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay for rushing prospects!!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
People shit on Dana for dong the Maia fight. hahaha.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever
this is a good learning experience for Mo… He’ll get better because of this fight.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth...
I just wish SF’s 205 division had a bit more depth in it…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
He looks sloppy, but Mo isn’t getting totally destroyed on the feet. Its kinda like when Shalarous won on the feet… not pretty but damn is he athletic
Looking to go out on his shield?
Terrible announcing. It’s not like Moussasi is running away with it.
You know Mousasi really needs to finish this fight.....
If he’s stupid enough to let this go to the Cards, there’s a chance he could lose entirely based on positional control
What armbar does Gus keep referring to?
does he have submission flash cards that he keeps glancing at or something?
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
You just missed the gogoplata attempt.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Some serious LnP.
Sad that this shit will be rewarded. Hope Mousasi can finish.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Maybe its just wishful thinking, but I am betting on Mousasi exploding this next round.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Gus needs to shut the fuck up trying to give strategy.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
2-1 for the king
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sure he is
just not top 10 guys yet. He certainly should not be a fight or two away from the title.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Knowing MMA judges...
…THIS is 50-45 Edgar.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy SHIT that game looks terrible
Umm…
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Looks like EA really is just trying to cash in on MMA’s popularity, and I really hope it backfires. I love Strikeforce, but I hate EA.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
29-28 Mo, but knowing MMA judges it’s 30-27 based on “being on top” for round 2.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
I think you're forgetting the very important
whoever’s winning the last 10 seconds wins the round principle.
EAMMA = Fire Pro!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
HAHA
Aoki looks like a racist cartoon character.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That EA video game looks like
a big box of fail compared to the THQ game.
MMA hurts my head lately.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
29-28 Mo
But I could easily see the judges having it 30-27
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
nah
he didn’ do anything on that second round except for having top position, ate a bunch of strikes though
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
you're proabbly right
but it wasn’t like Mousassi was throwing up all that much from his back. I don’t know how judges score those hammerfists.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
29-28 Mo
I wonder how long Mousasi’s is taking this “tire him out” strategy
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Dana is happy he didn't drop big money on Mousasi
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
neither guy
is looking very good atm… makes me a sad panda
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
disagree. i have him down 29-28 but his bottom game in second round is probably the best example of an mma guard ive ever seen
by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The King Mo chant is infectious
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Off-Topic
Caps and Habs are going to OT.
Ubaldo Jimenez is pitching a no-hitter for Colorado
St. Louis and New York still tied in the 15th inning.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Inning on the no hit bid?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Bottom of the Ninth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow
That’s awesome.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
being a Washington sports fan is a lifetime of disappointment.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d be pretty optimistic right now. Best odds you’ve had in anything for a while.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Try being a Caps fan AND an O's fan right now
My wife’s hidden all the sharp objects in the house
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I'm a Caps fan and a Redskins fan
top that.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, least I have the Ravens
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
exactly.
Thank god for MMA.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Royals-Chiefs fan
not quite, but close
Where does the talent of Royals prospects go? I imagine a man in Germany shouting "Why can I play baseball so well? WHY?" - Joe Posnanski
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Royals fan, too
I’m always super excited when they play the Twins.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Rampage – “HE’S DOING THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!”
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
No, he's getting outwrestled by an olympic caliber wrestler.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Its still better than GSP hardy
At least Mo is trying to control the fight as a means of surviving against a very live dog. Not just coasting.
THAT WAS A PIN! HE WAS PINNED!
Sorry, wrong sport
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Wow...
If you’re going to let him get takedowns, you have to be active from the bottom…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Completely unimpressed with both guys
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Yeah man
This is getting weird.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Assuming Mo wins this on points...
How do you feel a Mo/Hendo showdown would go Brent?
This is just getting weird
This doesn’t bode well for the credibility of their LHW division, if Mo wins via LNP after both men stop trying.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I agree. Bleh.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 king mo
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Is it sad that I’m streaming this on the Internet when I have CBS HD because they decide to tape delay this mofo?
Three hours.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
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by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
NO!
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean Gladiator Part Deux
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@deowade
Poor Strikeforce
Their free TV shows are always hump fests
Until then
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
39-37 Mo
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Totally
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
srsly
I picked this to be the fight of the night. Hope I was wrong.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d have more fun watching ufc 110 again.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
oh i forgot thats on.
already seen it, but what the hell…
Doug Crosby is scoring this fight for Edgar.
by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
at least that was a nice takedown.... hah
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
You hear that?
That’s the sound of people changing the channel and watching basketball/hockey/baseball.
Yes
This is approaching the realm of terrible’.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Approaching?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
They both look like they took this fight on short notice. Wow.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Braves just got no-hit
shit
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
There's the fight
unless Mousasi ends it
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
that eye is SHUT
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
well that does it
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
And we have a new champ….
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dude, let’s not go overboard here.
This is still waaaaay better than that turd of a fight,
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Arn't elbows illegal in strike force?
those upward hammerfists by Mousasi are coming dangerously close to elbows
For those of you bored with this fight
Colorado’s Ubaldo Jimenez just threw a no-hitter against Atlanta.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I kinda want Saucy to up-kick KO...
kinda
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Seems like they always decide on the fly. Go figure, huh?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
weird to see them going back to the same position
brought back memories
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Saw it in the UFC recently, too, I believe. Can’t remember which fight. Must have been about a month ago…
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Chael is much more active than Mo.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
He’s not only a far more active GNPer, but Anderson will not lose that fight.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Gegard's more gassed than Mo
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Why would he?
Go with what works.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
If i hadn't watched the first 2 and a half games today, that's where I'd be.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Let me repeat to the "THIS FIGHT WILL MAKE THE FANS HATE EVERYTHING" crowd
King Mo is a trending topic on twitter.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Mousasi's evil plan
Sign fat contract extension, make CBS show bomb, make Strikeforce fold, sue for big fat contract’s worth and fight in UFC.
by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LMAO @ this.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Worst commentary team EVEERRRR
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
It’s tough to listen to, yeah.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
y won't they just say it
mousassi looked tired from round 3 on…
Mousassi timed that new contract signing correctly
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
49-45 sounds right
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
How much money did Strikeforce give Mousasi?
I bet they’re not happy.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Glad that’s over.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I kinda liked all the takedowns
Great stuff
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Mo's eye is fuuuuuuuucked.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
sad
what is going on there, mousasi is daydreaming
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
c
49-45 Mo, dude was going on reserved gastank, respect. I thought the fight was ok
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
48-45 on my card. Not impressed with EITHER guy. Mousasi gave that fight away.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously
He spent 5 rounds in Mousasi’s guard and STILL most likely won the fight. anyone call that?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Mo is totally ready to fight Rampage
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
In a fuckin heartbeat.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL at this
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
which two do you have Mousassi winning?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Round 2 and 5. I didn’t feel like Mo did ANYTHING but the takedowns in round 5 and felt like Mousasi did enough damage off his back to be given the round.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
"didn't do ANYTHING but takedowns...."
Doesn’t that establish positional control?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
that was my thought
I saw round 5 for Mo.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So did I
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
The win is good for him, but he didn’t look good at anything but getting takedowns and gutting through being tired.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo won off the strength of his takedowns alone.
Disregarding those Gegard wasn’t pressured at all. Even though he was on his back he was still doing serious damage.
And Chuck Liddell wins by punches and BROCKLESNAR wins by being big
Dude won a championship in his 6th fight. Gegard is to blame for not being ready for the TDs, but give Mo credit for not letting Mousasi score much from his back. I notice no one said the decision was wrong…I feel like Mo isn’t getting enough credit for taking Mousasi’s strongest position away from him.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
If we are following the Nick Diaz rules of judging...
then Mousassi won. Mo is fucked up.
So, Gegard’s weakness is an ultra one-dimensional wrestler with no gas tank and below average GnP.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Where did I critique his wrestling?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
ONE-DIMENSIONAL wrestler, maybe?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Yeah, he’s got a slow double-leg and that’s it.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, now that was a critique on his wrestling. It’s a very effective takedown, but its certainly not the best I’ve seen. Far from it, actually.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd put Bones Jones ahead of him in wrestling, for sure. GSP, obsviously, as well.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
When you get taken down that easily that many times
I really don’t think it takes an olympic caliber wrestler.
At first, I think it was Mousasi's plan
After the 2nd round, I think he couldn’t defend the TDs anymore.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
or
thinking about his tax return while in the cage
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
50-45 Edgar
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
King Mo breaking down barriers. Who says its bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?
by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mo kinda looks lik
Ray Mercer…. haha
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
I just woke up... I only got to see the 5th round. :|
but thanks for the compliments on the poster… makes me happy to keep making them. :)
The judges are going to give mo all 5 rounds for being on top FWIW
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, seems like they scored it the way I did and gave Mousasi the 2nd.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you guys see a Mo/Hendo match up? I’m a huge Hendo fan, but I don’t know if he is fast enough for Mo on the feet, no matter how sloppy Mo is.
Hendo actually punches
Might be a problem
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Sooo Dan Henderson is going to own the LHW title pretty quickly.
by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s quite possible.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Both, actually.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo doesn't have that big a hype train compared to mousasi's anyway.
if he destroyed Mo, he’d be hyped up like the european man hunter.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
And deservedly so.
But he legitimately LnP’d his way to a title just now. That deserves criticism. Both fighters do.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And the winner of this fight is.....the UFC!!!!!
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
50 minutes in...
to a 2 hour show and they have two more title fights?
Can you say overruns and pissed off affiliates?
And this was the one with the best likelihood of a quick finish.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just Blaze + Super SFIV = WIN
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@deowade
I guess I’m the only one that didn’t hate the fight…but was disappointed only bc of finishes I’ve come to expect from these two.
by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Right
He was thinking about what he’s going to buy with his new contract.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized that if Aoki wins, he’ll be ranked #1 LHW in the world. I am suddenly very sad and angry.
Computstrike is quite deceiving.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I wasted my time watching those last 3 rounds.
Ugly win for King Mo.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
He's banned...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah,
as soon as I posted the comment, I read your comment bellow. haha
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
All right....but you gotta pay me to do this.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Just taking down the #6 LHW 9 times out of 12, that's all
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I don't get the hate
I really like Mo. Then again, people love Frank Mir, and I don’t get that at all. To each his own…
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Mousasi’s plan:
1 Let Mo tire himself out
2 ?????
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
Profit!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit you beat me.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Wasn’t mo supposed to have a special celebration at the end there?
by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Takes two open eyes to do it
and a modicum of energy left.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Caps win 6-5 in OT. Unbelievable.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Whoof, should have watched that game more than that abomination.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
I kinda liked the takedowns....
then again, I like wrestling, so I’m a minority here.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Not exciting.
Hard to see 2 fighters in the top 10 rankings gassing out after 2 rounds… and major LnP action.
And I saw Mo still hitting double-legs in the 5th round and enjoyed it
To each his own.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Nicely done.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HOT DAMN!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
For serious?
Whoa.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
by luring them to sleep with his voice and personality?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Are the Cards still playing?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Jesus someone needs to remind them there's over 100 games left in the season.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I’m happy.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
I'm estactic
LET’S GO CAPS!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Great interview Hendo!
Way to call Shields boring, for those casuals that haven’t already tuned out.
This is a fucking disaster.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
What are you even talking about?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Well this kinda sucks for SF...
Mo obviously needs more ring time but won’t get it since he’s the champ.
Mousasi’s hype train is pretty much non-existent now.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Go Caps!
I bet on the wrong horse watching that fight.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Gus is making Aoki an eskimo household word.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I hope Gus loses it at least once. Otherwise I’ll be forced to go to the Gus Johnson soundboard.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think CBS is going to reconsider this whole human cockfighting thing….there’s still hope Obo-Wan…
Aoki..limb snapping….middle finger pls
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
hey blackout.
nice to see you back here… and yes, I don’t care what you guys think, i’m gonna start calling him SHINYAAOKI! if he wins here.
more ‘!!!’ if he flips him off after.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey weo
That’s not me! Hahaha
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
shit.
that was DUMB. what the fuck…and that’s a sign I just woke up. haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
If SF on CBS is going down...
let it go down fighting. That first fight was turrible…turrible.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
I'm not a fan of limb-snapping...
but damn, there’s no faster way of getting on every sports page and website in America than that.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Great Fight King Mo really backed up his words
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
I will never ever understand Strikeforce's need to have Gus AND Mauro in the booth.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Neither will I. In general, I am against 3 man booths. But the pairing of Mauro and Gus is extra evil. I could deal with one or the other. Two PBP guys is no the good.
What CBS needs to do is give us The Voice and Bas.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Most of the time whenever there’s a 3 man booth there always one person there’s essentially a non-needed 3rd wheel…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Melendez is going to stick and move for his whole fight.
So for the event to end on time I guess we’re relying on Hendo for a finish…which is never a good sign.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
I want King Mo vs. Jon Bones so bad....
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
I think Bones is above Mo.
That’s the first actual good fighter Mo has beat.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
And by decision, nonetheless....not elbow entering eye socket.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Bones would KILL HIM.
Though to be fair, in Strikeforce, Jones wouldn’t be able to use his lethal elbows.
That would be murder.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Mo isnt' ready for that.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Mauro was kinda giddy on his tv thing that UFC 112 went bad.
He even had a name for it.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
So am I un-American if I'm rooting for Aoki?
If so, then screw America! :)
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Baka Survivor on CBS!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What, is that like season 87?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
LMAO i read that as Baja, Survivor...thinking of the show.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Full of win.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i like this build up
this part is well done. a clear cut villain and a clear cut good guy for casual audiences, and neither of them are “bad for the sport” so to speak. paired with cool shots and slow mo and abla bal blablabla bal bal bla bla bla blabbidy bla bla bla i know what im talking about so leave me alone happy days are yours and mine
go red wings!
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
No stretchy pants
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HAHAHA
Same shit Mo was lamenting— that he’d win, and everyone would say Mousasi wasn’t that good anyway.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be hella lame.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I am shocked
Aoki didn’t borrow Sotiropoulos’ sleeves
He’s fought in shorts before.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I look naked without my pants.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Okay, I'm going to be the contrarian this time...
I actually didn’t hate the King Mo fight, and thought King Mo actually looked pretty good. His takedowns were definitely as good as I thought they would be, but I thought his striking looked fairly improved, specially considering he was gassed.
Also, I think that GnP would have looked a lot better with short elbows in the guard. It’s tough to fire off punches from guard when you’re defending the neck, and Gegard was doing a good job controlling his hands. He was still gassed, but I think the ugliness had a lot to do with the terrible Strikeforce rule set.
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
It's really the whole "gassing in 4 minutes while you were on top" thing
that I think is a big knock on Mo’s performance.
I don't think he was that gassed in round 1.
I think the commentary team has been awful as always for SF. He was definitely gassed past the half way mark of the second round, but got some wind back in the 4th. So yeah, he definitely needs to work on the tank, but I don’t think it was as terrible as what it was made out to be.
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, Mo with 'bows could have ended that in the 1sr or 3rd
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Just so you d00dzez know
—I’ve been picking Aoki to win this since it was announced. In any case, here’s hoping for a much better fight than the last.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Kinda lame that they start the second fighter's music
before the first fighter even gets into the cage.
Better than the commercial break 10 seconds into the first entrance.
Again: Movin’ on up!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
baka survivor, weeeeee
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
For those who don't know
No surrender, Kevin Casey featuring some known blond dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o
Awesome shit.
I'm a lover not a fighter
Somewhat o/t
But was that Jess3a3 person banned?
I looked at the profile after seeing her ask me to kill myself.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Only took 4 comments. That was quick.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn kamikaze posters…
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go check the results of the prelims...
…since I’m pretty sure I won’t be seeing any of them.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
They honestly made Gil come out to Kevin Casey's song?
wow…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
As this game shows
Melendez will have to drop his left every time he continually throws an overhand right
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
Dude, it’s skipping frames. Looks like some weird 98 PC game.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
no rainbow pants? failz
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
not even leggings... FML
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
What did I fucked up?
Lol, that’s what I get for using expressions I heard on TV.
I'm a lover not a fighter
If these all go 5 rounds
It’s gonna go almost an hour long. Strikeforce CBS isn’t doing ANYTHING to speed this along.
If this goes 45 minutes long, it’ll be a disaster for Strikeforce.
I love how Melendez bowed and Aoki only did after Gil did.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
BJ Penn is still #1. He won the UFC 112 fight.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Of course he’s still #1.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
They mentioned BJ Penn
I’m shocked, i though they’d ignore all other organizations, even if Penn lost.
NCIS reference by Frank. Nice cross promotion guys.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Slow show and bad ratings.... Strikeforce off CBS.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
They skipped King Mos entrance,
that was the best part of the fight.
That's one way to counter.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Tobikan Judon
is bigger. Imagine if he could box with that reach? If he came to an Amercan camp it would be over
My sig left me for a woman.
IF HE TOUCHES YOU, YOU STICK
3 seconds later, on the feet.
awwwww
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Eh
Anyone else think it was really bizarre for him to rub his bare forearm across Melendez’s face?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
A throat punch is legal?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
No they are not. But Frank didn’t know knees to the head of a grounded opponent weren’t legal either.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s hard to believe this guy is actually a professional mixed martial artist.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing like a crushed windpipe TKO.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Throat strikes are illegal Frank!
13) Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea
HOLY SHIT. my stream died. :|
found one again, but I missed majority of the 1st. Don’t do this to me America.
Can I get a SIGNATURE GUILLOTINE?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
10-9 Gil
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
10-9 Melendez EASY
If Aoki can’t handle him when he decides actually to go Ground and Pound, this is over.
Gus, Mauro and Frank are OBSESSED with how much guys blink
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty impressive armbar jab.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Does Frank
not know the difference between a guard-pull and a takedown? And then he laughs when Mauro calls him on it?
haha
not used to getting punched in the nose
My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Franks orthodontist must be a billionaire.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
No, not really at all
My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I want out of a commentator...
A guy that doesn’t know what a triangle is, but uses the word truculent.
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
This camera work is bad. MOVE THE CAMERA WHEN THE REFEREE MOVES INTO FRAME.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
You can see why Dana doesn’t want a network handling their production.
by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's what DVR is for
OHHHHHHHS YEEEEEEEEAHS
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Melendez needs to keep
up the in and out game plan. Get standing again.
So does Mario get banned from doing UFC fights
now that he’s worked a Strikeforce card?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know
Not obvious enough in my sarcasm.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I thought it was funny.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just too inside for the room, I guess.
Glad to know a few appreciated it.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Possible Sarcasm Fail...
refs are having nothing to do with the organizations
We have a winner
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
They should give the option to mute the commentators. I would have used it for Rogan on Shogun vs. Machida
What the fuck, is Aoki winning this round on the feet?
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
I'm going to enjoy my new townhouse in Osaka!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Thank god for beer while watching dull fights.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Vodka here
But yeah.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done
Supposed to be watching this at a bar, so I’m drinking what I’ve got, and what I’ve got is a bottle of really shit vodka. Plastic bottle.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Jealous here
Subsisting on Coors Light
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Natti Ice here
Sorry for the lack of classy shit
My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Aoki has found another gear…reverse.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes me want to huff whip cream
My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
makes me want to huff a whips cream
My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Awww they're playing footsie now.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
This isn’t a terrible fight, but Aoki’s standup sucks so bad.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
But the winner will be the
new #1 155er in da world!
hahaha
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It will be hard to make a case for either fighter to be ranked above edgar or Penn after this fight.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
My thoughts exactly.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the standup version of the first fight
10-9 Gil, 20-18
20-18 Gil
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
This fight definitely sucks
Aoki’s not putting in any effort into takedowns and Gil’s just dancing around.
He’s fighting at a higher weight class, has finally built some long term mass.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Gil's stand up looks less impressive than his last 2.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Why does Jake sound rehearsed?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I agree.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
More standing striking
there’s a difference
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
you didnt put a title on that on purpose, didn't you?
you wanted us to have to look at it
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
Jake Shields looks like a mannequin.
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Jake Shields is HOT
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I programmed a script to rec this in all circumstances.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Except Gil's not going to end up
choking Aoki out
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
Dan Henderson vs An Old Navy Commercial.
Who does everyone have?
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
The Old Navy chimp that deformed that lady.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It is tragic
how much momentum Strikeforce has lost in the last year.
Definitely boxing for me now.
Hopefully these fights end before the Henderson/Shields bout begins.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
The cage can’t hold all the charisma Shields and Hendo possess.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Gil is fighting smart and dictating the fight….gotta rank him high at LW….Aoki is a one trick pony.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Him and Frankie are tied on mine
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
BJ won the fight IMO so he's still #1
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Even so
Frankie did great. For me, he deserves to move up, not BJ move down.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OF COURSE he is
Honestly..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Melendez going down to the ground?
Seriously, Aoki should stop bothering with takedown attempts, Melendez will engage him even if he pulls guard.
He's getting cocky
And it’s gonna hurt him.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking idiot ref.... HAiuHAkhdkuAG BASTARD... leave them on the ground
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
i can't believe i wrote that
hah
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
wait what…quick as hell standup Mario
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a somewhat terrible stand up...
Is the boot scoot illegal in SF as well?
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
Mauro...
this is Aoki out of other options.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Yamazaki's a little quick with that stand-up
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
No elbows + knees on ground = ok
elbows – knees on ground = ok
no elbows or knees on ground = :(
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Really?
That’s kinda trollish.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Nelson and Smoogy are going to kick your ass.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Has 9 rounds of slow
fighting cost CBS most of the viewers already? I am guessing people are tuning out. Hendo nor Shields is a huge draw.
I love good ground work, not
much of that happening here.
Brent gets his wish
No way we’re getting Miller/Stout now.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
This is going exactly like I thought it would.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Just brutal stuff.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll settle for any old sub at this point.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Italian roll, no oil or mayo, please.
Easy on the veggies, provolone cheese, please.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Jimmy John’s #9
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Japan
Or Dream I should say – how many times do you think this cross promotion stuff will happen again?
My sig left me for a woman.
Depends on whether or not SF is willing to let their fighters fight in a ring under Japanese rules.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, true.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Coker said
if Aoki lose today they’ll have a rematch in Dream, if it keeps going this way I don’t see the point though
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
What a weird stand-up.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Paths to victory for Aoki:
1. Sub
2. Sub
3. Sub
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
They're booing CBS' announcers. Sure they can't hear them but I'm sure they know they suck.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Frank...
You can hear him whispering “yeah” when Gil lands a blow. So annoying..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
gawd damnnit
let the man butt scoot… xP
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if Kawajiri is watching this…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Yamazaki is pissing me off
LET THE BUTT SCOOT FREE!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
what the hell yamasaki.
let these guys stay on the ground.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the mets are on in the 19th inning and so are the nba playoffs
sorry SF u guys blew it this card sucks ass
a shortstop just shut the mets out
and king mo put me to sleep so i switched to baseball over mma for the first time ever
They’re still going? Damn..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s no need for Melendez to follow him to the ground unless he thinks a stoppage is imminent.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Is Strikeforce gonna go over??? Local affiliates are gonna be pissed d00d!
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
It’s the end of the world.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Seriously. Old people are gonna be FURIOUS.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
aoki's too quick to fall back to guard
if he’d try and actually follow through on some shots, he might be able to actually finish a single leg, especially on the last takedown attempt
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
So, what's Aoki usually good at?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Mario...WTF?!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What the hell just happened?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Aoki was butt scooting and the Ref said stop, and then Milendez landed a hard right hand? and then a quick flurry before Mario broke them up. Mario had called a break before Milendez threw his punches.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
On the replay, that seems to be the case
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Jesus
Was Yamazaki always this bad?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
No
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
that's what I thought
I remembered kind of liking him.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
he was listening to the crowd
as soon as they started laughing he went in to stop, bad refereing
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
OOOOOoooohhhhhhh god.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
LOL
CBS events are hilarious. If they billed as like a comedy of errors kind of thing, like teh Harlem Globetrotters of MMA, then itd be way better
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
It’s embarrassing.
Big John should just ref all the fights.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why I hate baseball.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
thats like taking the Lawal/Mousassi fight to say why you hate mma
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
At least you know when a fight will end. It never feels like some existential doldrum.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
In the time since this game started
I ran ten miles, walked my dog, had dinner and watched two uninteresting fights.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yamasaki was clearly told by Dana to muck this fight up as much as possible.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Sounds like Strikeforce uses a cowbell.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Nothing says take me seriously like a cowbell.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Yamasaki is working for the UFC... it's a conspiracy! oh noes!!
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I used to like Yamasaki cause he usually lets guys fight this out on the ground.
I wonder what is up with this.
I hope there is a rematch in Japan. I freaking hate the unified rules or variants thereof.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So, no elbows but soccer kicks to the head makes MORE sense than Unified rules?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
although I think the soccer kicks are out of their rules also
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Yeah, it’s knees to the head that are in play.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll call that progress
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I'll politely disagree
Soccer kicks to the head strike me as barbaric, but outlawing all elbows on the ground seems senseless.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Yep.
So does a ref who knows to let the fight go where ever it ends up.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are really THAT MUCH against elbows on the ground?
Really? Just curious why.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Man, this no elbows rule is just stupid
These two fights could have been finished if guys could throw ’bows from the top.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
BUT THE CUTZ AND DA BLOOD OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and the winner is...... DANA WHITE AND THE UFC!!!!!!!!!!!
didnt think it could happen but this card sucks more than 112
Hey broadcast team.
I am not imprezzed.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
What an AWFUL comment
Way to tear down the DREAM fighter. Shut the fuck up man..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
CBS needs to let a fanboy run their production. New announcers, etc.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Bring in The Voice.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Fan at the event:
GO BACK TO RUSSIA, Aoki!
by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Typical cardinals fan.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey now,
we are not all hicks who lack spell check.
Uh-oh i thought there were none here.
Haha cubs fan here, I have to belligerently hate you guys for no reason.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
LOL
na, you have several reasons to hate us. At least it is civil, unlike the Boston/NY feud.
I always thought that feud was stupid….from a NYY fan, its basically, “How dare you finally stop us from winning the division every year!!!”
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Rec'd
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
best taunt ever`
this guy would be a better commentator than the entire curreny sf crew
After watching this, all I know is...
Bj Penn would turn Aoki into sushi.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
For sure
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
things you need to beat Aoki.
1. Great Takedown D
2. Great Striking
3. World Class BJJ
4. oh wait, that’s BJ Penn.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Frank would find some name for it
in his catch-wrestling dictionary
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It's got something to do with omelets right?
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
no, its a female reproductive organ...
mma fans these days, i swear
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
“wrap that leg around” = rubber guard
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Johson is no Rogan...
when it comes to rubber guard knowledge
The fights are terrible.
The card itself was incredible.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow you majorly screwed yourself over.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
this just in
Miller vs. Stout will now be the main event due to time constraints.
xD
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
UFC 110 replay should be fun to watch after this.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
im actually watching it now
maybe nogs gonna win this time
The first fight was an instant classic compared to this one.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Miranda said "here's my head, please hit it." basically. Good fight though.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So the excitement is up to
Jake Shields and Dan Henderson?
Scott Coker is crying.
out of his wallet
bye bye SF you were fun while u lasted
Just saw that K1 tournament today
God bless DVRs.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
There's an old saying:
Styles ruin fights.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They probably had to dump the audio because people were cursing,
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d definitely rank Edgar ahead of Melendez.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
USA wins

My sig left me for a woman.
by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
can you stop posting dumb pictures?
thanks.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he used a title on the comment so that we can close it.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yes,
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So in the last 8 days
The number 1 and 2 LWs in the world lose. The upcoming consensus rankings should be fun.
I love Gil
But I’ll kill myself if he’s number one at 155 in the next Meta Rankings.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
You’ll never see me again!!!!!!!! (This is probably similar to how Aoki will act in five minutes)
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The LW rankings are going to be an absolute mess
LOL
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
2 hours was never enough for 3 title matches.
They’re going over for sure.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
What's wrong with Gil's eye?
Did he punch himself at some point?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Aoki sucked. I’m sorry…but he’s not a top 10 lightweight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I’m not (just trying to make people feel better)
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
was this his first fight in a cage?
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to agree
The epitome of one-dimensional.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
He deserves to plummet after this.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That is too much man. He’s an all or nothing kind of guy due to his style. Doesn’t mean he’s a bum. If he is, than Gegard isn’t top ten, either.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
If he is, than Gegard isn’t top ten, either.
A lot of people would agree with that.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I’d bounce Mousasi from the top ten after tonight. Aoki isn’t a bum…being out fo the top ten doesn’t make you a bum.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not about that
It’s about the sort of reaction that’s prevalent after a fighter has a subpar performance. Guys move up incrementally, they should move down incrementally. It’s a pass/fail thing with a lot of MMA fans; guy can kill anyone/guy can’t beat the worst fighter in the world.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He’s too one dimensional and I wouldn’t take him to beat anyone in the top 10 if they were to fight tomorrow. Even guys like Alvarez who he already beat.
This fight was a clear exposure of how much trouble I think he would have with anyone at the top end of the division on most nights.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly though the Shaolin fight made him look worse than this did, and I didn’t dock him too much for that. I still like Aoki, but yeah— he better stay in Japan.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean…by saying not a top 10 fighter…he’ll still be in my top 10 tomorrow because he “earned it” I just don’t think he would stay there fighting other top 10 guys
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough
I think elaborating on your point makes it less severe, not because of how I know you feel, but because of how people perceive it. Aoki is a very good fighter, but Western style lightweights will hurt him.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
0/18 is never a good percentage, no matter the stat.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
USA USA USA USA
Wait. did the Mexican just win?
Strikeforces has 20 minutes for the next fight. um.....
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Not like Hendo needs time.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He...is...good...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he said he's top 3
i dont know about that but at least he’s trying to keep it in the realm of sanity
"Live fast, die."
There's a fight between the Heat/Celtics.
Really. Turn to ESPN now.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Well it's over now.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Pierce hurt? That never happens.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What an ELBOW by Garnett!
More striking than aoki just did.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Garnett would scare the life out of me if I ever had to guard him.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Most exciting fight all night.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I don't know what brought that on, but Garnett better get suspended...maybe richardson too.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Yes, let's have highlights of a prelim
instead of showing the main event that’s already going to run over the timeslot
Pretty pathetic production. One time they end 30 minutes early, one time they go over by a ton (which is probably about to happen).
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope the prelims were good for the sake of the people who bought tickets.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
They should let Nick Diaz do post-fight interviews for all Caesar Gracie fighters.
by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What about... Hendo? xP
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling the disappointment train is going to keep chugging along right through the main event.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Taped highlights when they are running this late?
that’ll make the affiliates super happy
Not a good sign when they have to show highlights of the Miller fight. On paper, it should have been over within 30 seconds, thus not requiring a highlight recap. :(
Mets up 1-0 in the bottom of the 19th, but Pujols just doubled.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
that call at second was BS
should be 1-1.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks very good. Not sure what all the angst was about earlier.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm done pretending that I can tell how the game will be without playing it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet everyone here on BE is going to abuse Event Mode on Undisputed.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said anything about play?
I think it LOOKS good.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm agreeing with you if you couldn't tell...
I’m saying that for everyone obsessed with it “looking like it sucks” I am just ignoring it and waiting until I get my hands on it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
/ sarcasm
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously??
i thought it looked terrible. the ufc one doesnt look much better, but this looks very robotic.
The NBA: Where Donaghy Happens.
Try using past tense. This is waaaaay later.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
On top of the less than stellar fights, SF is going to piss off the affiliates it appears.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t think this next one’s going to go to decision, however.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Danica Patrick isnt that hot.
I mean shes better looking than anything ican date but she’s not a super hot megababe godaddy wants to htink she is
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
^this
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that Flashdance?
So it would be Jennifer Beals.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Wandy is about to come on.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.
I thought Machida won 1-3, Rua won 4-5 and 2 was decided in Machida’s favor because he punched to the head instead of kicking knees and fanboys screamed and cried for eight solid months?
by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Highlight of the broadcast for me
was shamrock saying “Wait to throw that left leg kick to the head”
Then go for the takedown and set up the heel hook armbar.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
What are teh odds Strikeforce really does return to CBS in Fall?
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
I'll take free MMA over 50 dollars a months
by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re getting what we paid for…
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahh. I thought it was blackout again.
I was about to comment “seriously blackout?!”… and then I shook off that dyslexia.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, as a pre-mentioned cubs fan, I'd be okay with the cards winning just to wrap that shit up.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Why thank you.
But if you lost the Central by 1 game they might run out of Chi Town.
It's okay, I've kinda lost faith...
It happens after what, 102 years now?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
YADIER MOLINA TIES IT UP, WE'RE GOING TO THE 20TH INNING
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Compilation of earlier recorded clips of the guys.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Cans aren’t allowed to have a first name, makes them seem too human.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mayhem is a super hero.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How did Mayhem’s opponent get approved by a commission but Bobby Lashley’s fight against that guy who took a year off to box (and had like a 2-1 record) get turned down?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Mets/Cards going into the 20th innning
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
circle circle dot dot now I got my cootie shot
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Garnett landed an elbow on a Miami Heat player during that scrum.
Infinitely more entertaining than this.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Cavs won 96-83.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
They better make it to the finals.
I want my Kobe vs. Lebron finals this year.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Me too
Super marketable matchup.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they were banking on it last year really...
But then the Magic had to step in and cause a disaster. Well, not a disaster so much for me as a Lakers fan, but still.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Last year was ugly for you.
I’m sorry, but the Lakers are cruel when they need to be.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I don't have high hopes for the ratings.
They probably lost viewers as the night went on.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Losing ratings and preempting the news
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Strikeforce.
It tolls for thee.
Kelly Pavlik vs Sergio Martinez
Martinez is going to make him look stupid.
Pacing
The fight isn’t going to even start until after the top of the hour
This thing looked so good on paper…
Either Mousasi was going to sub Mo or Mo was going to GnP Moussasi into the canvas.
Aoki was going to rip Melendez’s arm off, flick him off with his own finger, then take the arm back to Japan with him, barking viciously if anyone came close to it.
Let’s hope Hendo knocks this herbivore over the top of the cage in 3 seconds, that’s the only thing that’s going to save Strikeforce’s relationship with CBS. It’s just too bad that everybody already changed the channel either way.
by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mazzagatti-lite
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I’ve seen him in a porno somewhere…
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
you didnt put a title on that on purpose, didn't you?
you wanted us to have to look at it…
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
yes.
he’s like Don Frye starting puberty.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Gus

Everybody remembers Henderson’s tour de force performances on the King of Queens and “Guy standing in corner” on NCIS: LA
Well I do agree his cooking is poor, but his food is hardly dull.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The Just Blaze SSF4 is badass
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m so hype for that game.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be using the Greased Up Turkish Wrestler.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I’m on the fence about whether to love him or hate him. I bet once I use him, I’m going to dig it. Capcom is good at token weird characters.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully Hendo tries to make it exciting.
But this show is really making me want to order the WEC PPV
This show makes me want to build a time machine to go back in time and not watch this show.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to get me one of those 3D TVs
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
LMAO I'd wait a while on those...
They’re working on ones that don’t require glasses ATM….
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I think CBS and SF should have kicked this show into high gear and got the main event up quickly. But what do I know?
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
They stalled forever with Fedor, too.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
guess they’re hoping for a ratings bump from the people trying to watch the news.
by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Going to be a lot
of pissed off seasoned citizens.
Does the Daily Show count?
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
More & more studies actually show it to be as substantive as "real" news, actually.
http://newsinfo.iu.edu/web/page/normal/4159.html
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
A lot of people
Sadly.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
this also means that people recording on their DVR wouldn't be able to see the main event
if it goes over right?
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I've learned my lesson and set it over by 30 minutes at least.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Rule No. 54 to DVR'ing MMA
Whenever Jake Shields is fighting, always extend your recording time by 30 minutes.
DirecTv actually suggests a 30 minute overrun
on any live event you schedule.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
That is true...
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Yeah, stupid Comcast does as well...
but apparently this isn’t a live event by their standards.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I hate that
Glad I’m still watching, actually.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
At least there aren't many commercials.
Damn 5 round fights.
they'll just delay the news
like they did for the Fedor/rogers fight
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Hendo and Shields will get eaten by rabid wolves
Before entering the ring, and the broadcast will end.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Cards need another run. K-Rod in his second inning. Here we go!
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Yeah its been at least 20 mins since last fight.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
After seeing the ratings...
…Dan Henderson will be Dana White’s hero tomorrow.
He's up there for me...
One of the fighters I could be most like. Unfortunately I have no wrestling base and I suck when I try to develop it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling after all the commercials, were going straight to the introductions.
Fedor didn’t get a televised walk in also.
yay... they're showing entrances now...
……………..
i cry these of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
"I think he's going to destroy Shields"
I shield he’s going to think destroy
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
what?
Why does Frank hate Shields? What did I miss?
ofcourse he is.
but Frank is also a family and a good businessman. Thereforce I still can’t decide.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Strikeforce commentators are even-handed with their comments. Frank Mir could learn a thing or two about fairness from Shamrock.
Did you not listen during the Melendez-Aoki fight
when Shamrock was grunting “yes!” everytime Gilbert landed a punch?
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
*sigh* if true, I figured
I should have just not posted a response ;)
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
So, any chance Jake just circles to Dan's right and we get a 1st round KO?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Strikeforce is the TNA of American MMA. Talented people, but they have no idea what they’re doing in terms of presentation, and a tendency to shit the bed when it counts most.
by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They should have just had them both walk in together.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
i wanna see Shields get knocked out.
at least there is that.
Tell us how you really feel Frank
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Have you ever heard of an announcer ripping the champion so much?
Seriously, they’re rooting for Henderson hard…
All of them should be fired.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If the UFC ever gets a network deal I hope they get some sponsors to provide limited commercial interuption. This is painful to watch.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
they already have the commercials
on the spike and versus shows, what makes you think a network deal would be any different?
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Replace “beat” with “positionally dominate” and “into a living death” with “in a boring ass fight” and we can agree
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, CBS whatever you do...
don’t actually explain why Frank and Scott don’t get along.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
If he hates Shields so much
then it’s a conflict of interest for him to be in the booth.
Worse than if Craig James owuld’ve done the Texas Tech bowl game in December
Coming up on the news after Strikeforce...
Charisma literally seen fleeing Nashville at top speed!!!
i guess there's no highlights? hah
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Thank god Mr. Bong has kept me interested long enough to see Hendo.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh, he's way cooler, but Mr. B helps pass the time...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
the lights make me excited
not
welcome to ’95 bitches
Is anyone drinking a Rockstar energy drink now?
I got this 710ml can of it and the can says “Do not exceed 500ml” daily.
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It already is,
they lost all of the casuals more than 1 hour ago.
But, but, but...the takedowns!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Or shields winning and then bringing his belt to Vegas
for Dana to superglue to his tombstone
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point I'm wishing for a snoozer.
F this card.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Boom
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Did Shields not see the Bisping fight?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I guess not...
“Gee coach, he hits hard! Why didn’t you tell me?”
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
FIRST PUNCH! FIRST PUNCH!
They’re running Shields over.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I second this.
I never will say another bad thing about goldie.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Schiavello is at the arena. Just put him in here.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
exactly why I don't give Goldie as much shit as most people do.
compare him to the others, and he’d look amazing.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s looking older. His body, that is.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
holy cow
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
nice pre-mature commentary
alongside some petty frank shamrocking..
Well its good that one of the color guys hates one of the fighters.
Remind me not to watch the next CBS show.
…oh wait.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Transcript
PUNCH HEAD KICK LEFT SIDE STEP HENDERSON STEPS PUNCH LEFT RIGHT UPPERCUT LEFT SHIELDS IN THE WORST TROUBLE OF HIS CAREER JAKE SHIELDS SHIELDS SHIELDS YOU SEE FEAR IN THIS GUYS EYES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’d love to know the difference. All wrestling looks the same to me (except pro wrestling).
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Greco = no holds below the waist
and no use of trips or the legs at all.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Any reason why those are illegal?
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Difference in styles
Like how Muay Thai is different than K1
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
no WAY
shields can get hendo down easily for his BJJ game to work
You do realize
that Hendo is notorious for giving up easy takedowns despite his wrestling credentials?
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If Jake comes off that cage
Hendo’s gonna launch him
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Just thought I'd share
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Yes – you can see the cage behind him.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
ish okies...
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendo is being nice here
I think he is even talking to him in the clinch
Shields starts throwing after the bell rings.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
10-9 Hendo
Shamrock has it 10-2
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
And Ken Shamrock has winner.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You should see more MMA...
Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
MMA Editor - SBNation.com
by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like I said
That I’ve seen. I’ve seen some regional stuff live but don’t see much of the small stuff on TV.
Overreact much?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WARGODZ! Raffle!
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WARGODZ changed my life.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Wargodz and YAMMA make this look like Bushio 9….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
An event can't be qualified as one of the worse ever unless there's one of the following:
Butterbean leg kicks and/or raffles
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I like Jake but..
This ends when Dan wants it to end
At the end of the 5th?
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s gotta reach inside. And if he does………… I’ll be his fan.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
“Now Shields on his back!”
As Hendo has got his back.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Wait. drunken fail. that can be taken two ways.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Commentator, “What can he do with this position?”
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Rogan NEVER runs a guy over just because he’s probably gonna leave. This is fucking terrible commentary.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I like Rogan
he falls in love quick but hes a good commentator
Are they seriously talking about how much trouble Sheilds is in...
…from his mount? God this sucks.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Rogan and Goldie don't look so bad do they?
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
in b4 Dan's cardio goes out and we see this for 3 more rounds.
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
it’s the only reasonable explanation for why Shields seems to be in a dominant position guys!
These commentators…
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he taking a break or something?
I mean, WTF?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
He’s really putting some energy into this position?? What is this idiot talking about?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
So do they
Shields in mount. Frank was suggesting that Shields was somehow gassing himself.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, advocating murder.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
A Jui-Hitsu Buzzsaw!
Because laying on top of a guy and tapping him with your gloves is BJJ now?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
dan pillow pounded out would make this a truly bizarre card
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
19-19 - all knotted up.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
And college basketball. He was awesome during march madness.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendo didn’t try to bridge once. I wonder if that’s because his back is hurting because that was strange.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Shit...
Hendo needs to get after him on the feet.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
19-19
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Me three
Too bad this show too until after its scheduled end time to be interesting.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine the ratings right now
with all the people looking for news
Quick question, is there any way a red would stop it if Dan was unable to get out of that position while he got pillow-fisted?
do you know what exactly is injured?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
i think we caught that the 87 other times you mentioned it.
by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure what injury would explain
his HORRIBLE TD defense
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
That was a nice single leg shot
but horrible follow up. Hendo didn’t defend all that well.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Frank is eating his words. Go Shields.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Ughh, elbows, PLEASE
Give these guys a chance to end a fight!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Because that always happens :p
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
cuts…sure.
cut stoppages…nope.
But let’s not get into that now. :p
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
many cut stoppages
but I agree, I’ll leave it alone hehe
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Say what you want..
Shields looks good. This is not his natural weight class and Hendo flexes 205. He’s doing a fine job.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I am schocked by his performance so far
I haven’t seen much Shields, but I just assumed this wouldn’t be too tough a fight for Hendo. I was wrong.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
He's showing me a lot in this fight
I’d like to see what he can do with UFC welterweights.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The whole program, it seems.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
How do we know he hasn't already? :)
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Jiu JIT SU. Jiu JIT…. SU.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
For sure d00d
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOODNESS SHIELDS!!!!!…….. just couldn’t hold on.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I want more “THE SLIPPER STILL FITS” or “RISE AND FIRE!” and less pretending to understand MMA.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
shields with elbows might be a little more devastating.. unless his elbows have the same opponent-based protective coating as his fists
Agreed.
Strikeforce not allowing elbows is a huge difference and would make a positional expert like shields even more deadly.
Mo could have ended his fight in the 1st with 'bows
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Shields punching from mount
reminds me of Ralphie beating up Scott Farkus in A Christmas Story
That said, 28-26 Shields
by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He still has a short period on his contract that is unlikely to be long enough for another fight.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
+100 for Gil doing double duty
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
29-28 Sheilds
Team Veg!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Herschel looks like he’s ready for night-night.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I just want Shields to win by Submission
I write for 5oz of Pain and I predicted Shields by submission and was promptly told that I sent the credibility of the site back five years. I just want to make them eat their words.
Is it possible we can brace the outside of his mouth?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Butt Drag FTW!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Jake choking him out would save the card.
But I am actually enjoying this fight.
Now i want Shoelds to win
just to fuck up SF. this card sucks.
Hard to pull off an armbar from that close to the cage i would think....bette off stayin in mount.
Shields should just pound and try to get this to the card.
My head is hurting me right now.
Aoki killed me,and now Hendo.
Shields is outwrestling Hendo. Srsly— turn it to CBS.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
this is how I was hoping it would go.
haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda crazy
Dan is looking old. Makes me sad….
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Get up, Dan! Get off yo back!
/Rampage
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
"Breeeeeeathe, Dan! Breeeeeeathe!"
/Serra
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
"up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up"
/Tito
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
HAMMERTREEHAMMERTREEHAMMERTREE!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a little early
But if Shields wins, where does he go in the MW standings?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Either or Both
If he wins he is at least a top 5 MW.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Top five both, maybe
Scary stuff. Instant fight with GSP.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty, At least Top 3 or 4.
And when Sonnen loses, itd be worth an immediate fight with ANderson SIlva.
I think he'll want to drop back down to WW
in the UFC.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
For sure
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Knowing how things go in MMA
One of them is getting KO’d
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I can just hear Dana now....
Dan sucks. He lost to a bloated welterweight. We let him go.
by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Strikeforce: Nashville - "Fuck yo rankings!"
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
For what it's worth
past opponent have shown it’s not difficult to take Hendo down and pass his guard
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Big John just tell Shields to work
while he’s grounding and pounding in full mount? Is Coker talking in his earpiece?
I’m pissed. This is ridiculous.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields is doing a great job, but he’s been in mount for a number of minutes and can’t finish.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
It took him several mounts before he finally armbarred
Paul Daley of all people, so I’m not surprised
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I crazy for thinking Jake Shields is kinda like Ricardo Arona?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I can see it
Even in the standup. It’s weird.
Good point
Thats where the “kinda” comes in I guess
I wonder where logic is now... wouldn't mind some of his insight... haha
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Jake wakes up tomorrow morning
With a big ass truck with a UFC logo parked in his driveway, packed full of cash.
HAHA
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
if Shields continues on to win this,
I have a feeling they’ll set up Hendo vs Shamrock. (and hype up the fact that Frank subbed him in a grappling tourney ages ago)
Shields is very talented, but he’s every bit as frustrating. Hard to watch, sometimes. If he had any power, dude would be the best at 170.
Enjoy selling Mr. Excitement, Dana.
I specializes in grammar fail.
What, so Shields could score a cheap cut to end the fight? He’d still have no power.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Finishing is Finishing.
and really him finishing via a cheap cut when he could just go to an easy decision each round is much more preferable.
Cuts are a terrible way to end a fight. The worst.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Comments like that give the impression that you’ve never actually witnessed a fight.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he does his weak striking from mount and not the guard like so many wrestlers.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I find him better to watch than Fitch
Though, admittedly, that’s not saying much.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching him get full mount repeatedly is fun. It’s everything after that which bugs me.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He cant elbow.
That would add a HUGE dimension to his game.
Yeah, cheap cuts from powerless elbows would be soooooooooo awesome!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Zombies?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Cue Jamie Varner
saying Hendo came to fight, and Shields came to grapple
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No, Shields would probably fight at 170 in the UFC.
by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW CAN YOU BOO FULL MOUNT?
Go somewhere else on your Saturday night if this somehow disenchants you. Wow..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
mounted again... HAHAHA... wow...
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
say to buh bye to CBS..
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Big John is going to stand them up from the mount.
by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
You have to be kidding.....
They’re dogging him out for full mount. What a pussy! LOLZ!
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Armbar!
(that’s all Mauro knows)
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Renzo and Hendo are a couple of my favorite fighters. It’s been a couple of tough weekends.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too man
At least Shields has big upside.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
full name of event… Strikeforce: Affliction 4
by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I blame the rules.
They still have that EliteXC-style stand up rule if I am not mistaken.
You mean arm-triangle armbar.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
UFC 112: INVINCIBLE
1 week later
Strikeforce: VINCIBLE
by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shields is being smart
Only working for the choke at the end of the round when he cnat get into touble.
What's Big John saying "work" for? lulz... he's in MOUNT... geez
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Sadly, for Shields, it is appropriate for a ref to yell at him to work while in full mount.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2h34 Broadcast Time
1h15 Fighting Time
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
After this card, I really need a hug.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
3 non-crowd pleasing decision plus a shields win....
The absolute worse outcome of SF….
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
*for SF
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
What a Horrible Night
I’m going on suicide watch.
Dana's Karma
Looks like White knew what he was talking about. If JAKE SHEILDS could do that to him, what did he have for Anderson Silva?
Vote Quimby
Tonight was supposed to be special!
It was our night! OUR NIGHT!
/runs away crying
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope Jake has
a "Frank is my BITCH: shirt for his next weigh ins
Same thing when he went to the UFC for the first time? Try him again at 205?
David Price is better than your top young pitcher.
Excellent question
Scott Coker has to be on the phone to Vadim right now – Fedor has to be on the next card, if there is one.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I was disappointed in Hendo’s and Mousasi’s performances.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
+Aoki.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Mousasi looked bad, Mo looked bad, Aoki looked bad, Hendo looked bad…
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
48-45? How does that happen?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
And there's the death of strikeforce.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
WHOA!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
WTFWTFWTFWhliwahdlQ D
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
We didn't think it could get worse...
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
G
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bellator > Strikeforcce
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
DREAM, K1 > Strikeforce
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
rec’d
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Amazing, definite rec
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
2 of those were mine.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
And just when Scott Coker thought the night couldn't get any worse
My God, That’s MAYHEM’S music! What’s he doing here!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
JR references = instant rec
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Unbelievable.
This promotion came across as a concerted effort to send MMA backwards.
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
HahaahhaahahahahahahahHaha
The final blow! Goodbye Strikeforce!!!
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This doesnt happen in MMA, fuck you commentator.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Mayhem jumped in the cage
and started demanding a rematch with Shields…the Cesar Gracie team went after Mayhem, and all hell broke loose
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The one thing MMA never
needed, just happened.
by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
quit taking the sport so seriously
the sky isn’t falling, no one will care… did people freak out this bad after the karl noons/diaz brothers post fight antics?
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
yes
CBS in fact
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
Actually that was Showtime. KJ never fought on CBS.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
my bad, but SF still had 50+ million subscribers and is easy enough to find footage of, if ESPN and major news outlets didn’t find/run with that story it’s doubtful they would now.
As far as this hurting MMA legalization… I don’t think that’s true either, I mean Philly fans don’t give the NFL or football a bad name. This was a separate, isolated indecent un-related to the sport. And anyways, nowadays legalizing MMA is an economic issue instead of a social one.
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
Strikeforce isn't going to exist in 2011.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayhem jumped in the cage
and started demanding a rematch with Shields…the Cesar Gracie team went after Mayhem, and all hell broke loose, street-fight style
by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
All Mayhem did was jump in and said “How about that rematch?” and Shields said fuck you then Sheilds friend pushed Mayhem and Shields hit him. Then everyone started beating the crap out of Mayhem. Shields just admitted it was his fault.
Shields friend just happened to be Gil
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Apr 17, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Worst of all...
anyone who saw the first Mayhem/Shields fight doesn’t want to see a second.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
That melee was better than their first fight.
by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
miller knew the night sucked, he saved this shit
proly ruined strikeforce, but awesome
The NBA: Where Donaghy Happens.
STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember this the next time someone compares the UFC to WWE
really hope anyone who'd get ruffled by that
had already changed the channel. could be bad for the whole sport, not just strikeforce.
"Wheres my rematch"
i wanna see what happens next.
The next DREAM show needs to hurry up and get here.
Really starting to sour on the US MMA scene.
I specializes in grammar fail.
WHAT THE HELL!?
Strikeforce it was nice knowing you.
by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They’re building heat to a rematch of the fight that lost the most viewers in the history of MMA on CBS.
I don’t see how this could go wrong.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
If it loses their contract with CBS, that’s a pretty big blow.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you miss my joke? Basically…
1) if this was real, it’s just fucking bad for MMA and SF as a whole
2) if it was staged, it’s a pointless build-up to a rematch that no one on earth wants to see. The first time it happened it was booed out of the building and everyone watching changed the station.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were serious about building heat for a rematch…oops…
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was cageside at the Chicago show when people were screaming at Jake as he walked to the back that he owed them a refund for being so awful.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn…that’s harsh…it wasn’t a good fight, but damn, it wasn’t that bad…
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It really was. I don’t think they would have gotten on CBS again without Fedor saving the day.
by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, could MMA have asked for a worse two events?
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Nope. It’s bush league and accelerates the death cycle, God willing.
by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
enjoy Japan, Mayhem
Jake is going to the big show and your headed to fighting Nick Thompson . . .
Vote Quimby
Louisville, KY didn’t go back to strikeforce after that happened, went straight to the local news
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I think Gil pushed first, and I saw both Diaz bros. jump in there.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Call me crazy, but....
I don’t see Strikeforce going back to Nashville anytime soon. Just a guess.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
So, Mayhem goes in and fucks around with Shields and his whole fucking crew jumps him?
How cute.
I’m no Mayhem fan, but that’s just ridiculous.
Thank god all the casuals were put to sleep about an hour ago.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That seemed staged
after watching the replay.
by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't think the Diaz boys do staged.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when this happened with Cabbage and Tank?
They had security in and Chuck Fucking Liddell was there to break it up.
Not sure. Maybe he should tell us again.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Except Shields is probably jumping ship
and Mayhem didn’t exactly endear himself to Scott Coker with that.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
The media is going to be too dumb to decipher this Strikeforce disaster from UFC
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
dana is definitely giggling his ass off..
that or he’s pissed cuz this is not great for MMA in general
No
He laughing Manically in his secret lair twirling his mustache.
by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
A big high-five for the first person who can get me a .gif of the brawl
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
No way ANYONE can defend Strikeforce as a credible organization after this.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
Fucking bush league. I’m pissed. Bad fights? One thing. That last skirmish? Totally unacceptable. It had to be set up, too. Why would Mayhem just be wandering around in the cage? Totally, unequivocally awful and pathetic. I am furious at how this makes my favorite sport appear.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair…
let’s not pretend that the Tank Abbott/Cabbage brawl didn’t happen in the UFC. I don’t blame SF for this unless it was staged.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It would explain why Mayhem was added to the card with an outclassed opponent.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, because MMA was building credibility back then and getting regulation in most US States. Not even close to the same thing. This is on CBS, in 2010.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely. Why would he be there? Had to be set up. For why? No one knows. If that’s your negotiation process, wow..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
it involved biker gangs...
I’m not saying it was the same thing…but sometimes these things happen and it’s not really fair to pin it on the promotion.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 18, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I am FURIOUS
That just set us back about ten years. ON CBS. When the nightly news is supposed to be on. Way to go Strikeforce..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
People are asking...
what is this shit? I’m kind of with them.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's move to Japan and breathe life into the Japanese MMA scene.
We can do it.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Worst part
is most people will think that this happened at a UFC event
Where does the talent of Royals prospects go? I imagine a man in Germany shouting "Why can I play baseball so well? WHY?" - Joe Posnanski
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 17, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It did...
it was called Tank/Cabbage
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This is not nearly the same series of circumstances.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
But it's highly unfair to blame Strikeforce...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 18, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
so many people against free MMA
it’s like being against free health care or 95% tax cuts. go figure…
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
A bad show
Is a bad show regardless of what you paid for it. And the nonsense at the end was just the final nail in the coffin on what was a thoroughly disappointing night.
I hate being told I should like it just because it’s free.
no, I'm not debating that it was a bad show
I am however dumbfounded by the amount of comments praising the potential end of free fights on CBS. that really does puzzles me, the bad night of fights was not really SFs fault, it happens in the UFC as well. And the brawl was also not SFs fault…
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
I'm not praising it
I’m bemoaning it. This was terrible though and can you blame CBS if they say they don’t want to do it again?
didn't say you were
but many are, and yeah, I wouldn’t blame CBS if they decided to drop SF, which is why I think this was terrible for it to happen. But I’m not going to be all happy and praising their failure as if it was a good thing to happen.
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
I don’t think anyone is praising the end of free fights on CBS. Three “boring” fights and an idiotic brawl to close the show went a long way in working against keeping Strikeforce on CBS.
I’ll be curious to see the ratings on this one. I love free MMA but television companies and advertisers enjoy the eyes of the masses. Something tells me the masses weren’t watching this show tonight.
keep reading the comments and I'm sure you'll find a few
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Yep, but they are going down none the less, from CBS at least. The way they handled the brawl was stupid: nice replay, in case you missed it, “it happens in MMA” wtf gus… I won’t cry so I laugh about it.
I'm a lover not a fighter
I wasn't listening to the audio
but the replay really bothered me too (although part of me was glad to see it, since I missed the first time). but still..
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
This event was

I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope you enjoyed this crap as much as I did.
The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.
All I have to say is. That was fucking awesome. Best part of the night.
by MrJobro on Apr 17, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
Stop. The ramifications of what happened tonight……
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Let's wait and see...
before we decide what the ramifications are.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm waiting
But I know the media is going to EAT THIS UP.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
LOL
Aren’t you going to love the report though?
Pictures of the Diaz brothers mean mugging and throwing Stockton gang signs, and jumping an MTV personality, with LOTS of focus on the Diaz bros pot use.
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by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god UFC 110 replay is just about to start on the west coast.
Fucking awful event.
by snakecharmer1340 on Apr 17, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks
I was just about to login to Twitter for the first time in over a year to see what he had to say.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like that either
How could he possibly be happy about that?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Though..
I’m hoping that’s at Jake.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
MMA fans everywhere:
:(
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m glad I restarted my DVR and got that recorded. Who woulda guessed that would happen?!?!
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wow.
It’s amazing. You do everything you can to put on three great fights on paper and then it ends up being a lousy night of fights where your two biggest stars IMO get embarassingly dominated in very low action matches.
That crap at the end can be blamed on Strikeforce though.
Have to feel bad for Coker. I like the idea of good, free fights on TV, but I can’t see them coming back from this. That was awful.
Hopefully garnett's elbow takes the media coverage...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Granted, Mayhem can get out of hand, but for fuck sakes he just asked for a rematch, knowing that Shields was pissed and that he put on another hump fest and then he gets jumped by half the Strikefarce roster?
Doesn’t seem right to me, how was this worse than G.S.P. saying he wasn’t impressed.
I’ve just become a bigger fan of Mayhem and pretty much lost any inkling of favor that I’ve had towards Strikefarce.
Not really Strikeforce's fault that he was jumped by a few inbreds.
They didn’t cause the sister fucking to occur.
If I remember correctly he was touching Shields. That shit is not ok ever. You put your hand on another man, and you better expect punches.
What are you, in the joint? Spare me.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
what are you a pussy? you don’t touch people it’s an invasion of personal space, and an incredible insult. it’s one thing if you’re being friendly, but if you’re doing it with attitude that’s unacceptable, and grounds for assault.
Agree
Mayhem clearly bumps Shields, and that is going to create a reaction, especially if the person you bumped is still riding the emotional high of a fight.
Where does the talent of Royals prospects go? I imagine a man in Germany shouting "Why can I play baseball so well? WHY?" - Joe Posnanski
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Or you can be the bigger man, call out Mayhem schoolyard antics for what they are, and walk away.
Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 18, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha! Are you assaulting your keyboard cuz you’re all jazzed up by the Diaz bros? Save the namecalling and tough guy act for someplace else, homey.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
logic....oh logic...
come out come out wherever you are…
i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.
by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
The horror.......
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh the huMANity!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
supremacy....... oh supremacy......
come out come out wherever you are…
and just like that Anderson Silva's antics are forgotten
until the next time he fights
by TheBiggertheyare... on Apr 17, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Going to a concert
Goodnight gents.. Hopefully we’ll have a more gratifying card next time round.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Enjoy yourself.
I’m going to bed a dream of brawls and wrestling all night.
I'm a lover not a fighter
Just watched the replay for the 4th time and there’s a bald dude in sneakers shuffling through the melee that looks exactly like DW from the top. Too much.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I had picked King Mo, Aoki, and Henderson for the wins.
I guess 1 out of 3 ain’t bad.
Couldn’t help but feel frustrated watching Mousasi and Lawal. It just felt like both guys should have performed better than they did. Both of them looked very beatable tonight.
Thought Aoki would have subbed Gilbert. Probably could have, but Melendez was smart enough not to play that game with him. Huge gaff by Yamasaki during the fight though. Aoki didn’t look like a #2 LW in the world out there to me.
Henderson/Shields…really thought one of those bombs in the first round would have put Shields to sleep. Henderson’s takedown defense and ground game was rather pitiful.
All I can say is halleluyah!, I hit the BIIIIIIIGGGGG trifecta!
I am going to buy that 42 ft cabin cruiser now!!!!

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