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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for Strikeforce: Nashville.  The live blog will start with the beginning of the CBS broadcast (at 9PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event. 

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

The broadcast is live.  First fight up shortly.

"King Mo" Lawal vs. Gegard Mousasi For the Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Championship - Round 1-Head kick by Mousasi is blocked.  Right hand by Mo lands flush.  Mo is throwing combos that aren't landing but he's showing some decent hands.  Single leg by Mo and he eats a bunch of punches but does finish the takedown.  Mo working to land from the top but Gegard is defending.  Mo passes to side control.  Mo standing over him and Mousasi lands a few up kicks.  Mo landing a few nice punches from the guard and stands back over him.  Right hand lands solid for Mo.  Three more shots land for Mo and Mousasi is just working to defend and bide his time.  Mousasi uses distance to get back to standing.  Mo shoots and he looks badly gassed.  Mousasi landing a few nice knees and punches and Mo gets him against the cage for a takedown. The round ends and it was 10-9 Mo but he looks very tired.  Round 2 - Mo is flailing for takedowns and eats a few strikes before he gets to his feet.  Mousasi landing big punches from his back.  Mo is really looking lost this round even though he's on top.  Mousasi is blasting him from  his back and hitting upkicks when Mo stands over him.  Back to standing and Mousasi lands a big left hand and gets taken down.  Mo looks like he can barely stand up when they're on the feet.  If the judges score this round for Mo based on being on top and nothing else it will show a massive flaw in the scoring of fights.  Mousasi creates space and gets back to standing.  Mo with another takedown.  Mousasi looks for a triangle.  Mousasi gets to his feet and Mo looks like he is about to give up as Gegard pelts him with shots.  The round ends and it was easily 10-9 Mousasi.  Round 3- Mousasi with a leg kick and a big right hand that wobbles Mo.  Right ahdn lands for Mo and he's throwing Hail Mary shots.  Mo landing a few shots here and now a trip to the ground and Mo is in Mousasi's guard.  Mo's strategy appears to be to stand over Mousasi and try to throw diving punches as a guard pass but it isn't working very well.  Mo landing some decent punches to the body.  Mo lands a few more decent punches and this is a much better round for him.  The round ends and it was 10-9 Mo to put him up 29-28 on my card.  But given that he was on top most of round 2 the judges may have him up 30-27.  Round 4 - Mousasi landing jabs but Mo lands nice punch and a takedown.  Mo is landing some punches and while his strategy isn't particularly impressive Mousasi is looking increasingly like he has NO gameplan at all.  Big upkick lands for Mousasi.  Mo landing more GnP now.  Big John stands them up for lack of action.  Mousasi gives up a takedown that he seemed like he could have fought out of.  Mousasi landing strikes from his back and the round ends.  10-9 Mo but it wasn't pretty.  Round 5 - Left hand lands for Gegard.  Mo with a nice shot after getting hit with a left hand.  Upkicks land for Gegard again.  Illegal upkick from Mousasi and Mo is given time to recover.  Big John takes a point for the foul and there is now no way he wins on the scorecard.  Mousasi is landing a bunch of strikes from his back.  Back to standing and Mousasi lands a few punches before getting taken down again.  Back to standing and another takedown.  I'd actually give the round to Mousasi but given the point deduction it's 9-9.  Final scorecard for me is 48-45.  Official Scorecards: 49-45 across the board.  King Mo Lawal wins by unanimous decision.

Gilbert Melendez vs. Shinya Aoki - Round 1 - Melendez looking to work from distance and land jabs.  Body kick from Aoki and Melendez trips him down but doesn't go to the ground.  This is getting boos from the crowd but if Melendez engages too much it's the only way he can get caught.  Aoki pokes him in the eye accidently and they take a short break.  As they resume Aoki pulls him to the ground and looks for an arm but Melendez manages to get back to standing.  Aoki looks to get it to the ground again but is just in butt scoot position with Melendez over him kicking the legs.  Aoki dives into the guard and lands a few right hands.  Big punches from Melendez and Aoki is the one that stands back up.  Body kick by Aoki.  A few more punches from Melendez and Aoki is bleeding from the nose. Knee to the body and the round comes to an end.  Clear 10-9 for Melendez.  Round 2- Aoki shoots but eats a right hand.  Again Melendez defends the takedown.  And again but this time Aoki uses his incredibly strong grip to drag him down by the wrist.  Aoki keeps trying to grab on but Melendez gets back to his feet.  Left hand lands solid for Aoki.  A flurry and punches land for both guys.  Aoki complains that he's being held behind the head I guess...not sure why though.  Knee to the body by Aoki but Melendez is just looking to get to the right distance.  Shot by Aoki and Melendez defends and lands some big punches.  Aoki landing kicks to the shoulder from the ground.  Shot by Aoki is defended and Melendez landing some big punches.  10-9 Melendez again.  Round 3 - Aoki much more active looking for takedowns now.  Melendez keeps defending and for some reason now Melendez gets into Aoki's guard.  Melendez manages to get to his feet.  Quick sprawl by Melendez.  The crowd is hating this fight.  Melendez back into Aoki's guard.  Rubber guard by Aoki now and Melendez gets out of it.  Big punches from Melendez now.  As they're working on the ground the ref stands them up.  Aoki with a knee to the chin standing but Melendez throws a flurry of punches back. The round ends and it's more of the same 10-9 Melendez.  Round 4 -Aoki tries a flying knee and then pulls guard.  Right hand to the body by Melendez.  And he keeps going back to the body.  Big knee to the body now.  Aoki is lost here.  Aoki shoots and fails again.  Aoki has no chance with these shots.  Yamasaki was going to stand the fighters up and as he did so Melendez dove in with a series of punches that hurt Aoki but were illegal based on the ref trying to stand them up.  Odd stuff.  The round ends and 10-9 Melendez again.  This is...not a fight made for TV.  Round 5 - Aoki catches a finger in the eye.  Aoki drags him down and tried to grab rubber guard but just eats a bunch more punches to his face for his trouble.  It would really benefit Aoki if he were good at any aspect of MMA besides the submission game.  Melendez is circling here and calling Aoki back to his feet.  Melendez is pouring it on him this round.  10-8 Melendez makes it 50-44 on my card.  Official Scorecards: 50-45 all for Gilbert MelendezGilbert Melendez wins by unanimous decison.

Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields - Round 1 - Body kick and leg kick by Shields. Right hand by Henderson and Shields' legs give out.  Henderson follows him to the ground but now Shields is trying to attack a leg but Henderson gets back up.  Another right hand and Shields goes stumbling.  Henderson landing a bunch of right hands and now a big uppercut and Shields is in serious trouble.  They're clinched against the cage and as they separate Shields fails to get a takedown.  Now a good single leg by Shields and Dan just slides his hips and is back to standing.  Shields tries to land a punch after the bell and misses, that pretty much sums up the round.  10-8 Henderson.  Round 2 - Shields with a jab and a failed shot.  Now they're on the ground and as Dan goes for the rear naked choke Shields turns and is on top.  Shields passes to mount quickly.  Shields landing small punches and now postures up and lands a few bigger punches.  Henderson uses hips to get half guard back and Shields right back to mount.  Henderson eating pretty big punches now.  Shields looks for an arm triangle but Hendo powers out of it.  Shields throwing a lot of punches that don't look like they're hurting Dan but they're doing a ton of scoring.  10-8 round for Shields.  How strange is that?  Round 3 - Shields landing some nice jabs early.  Kicks form Shields as Henderson is looking to load up on the right hand.  Single leg by Shields and Henderson sprawls well.  Shields is winning the stand-up this round.  Single leg again by Shields and this time he gets the takedown.  Shields to side control and now knee on belly but back to side control.  Now to mount and Shields looks for the guillotine but can't finish.  Shields landing a bunch of punches and now looking for an armbar and the round ends.  10-9 Shields.  Round 4 - Right hand lands for Henderson and then Shields shoots but can't get the takedown.  Henderson looks pretty tired at this point.  Henderson tries to scramble and Shields gets under his leg and finishes the takedown.  Shields into mount yet again.  Shields looking for an arm now.  Shields out of mount, and right back into it.  Shields rides out the rest of the round landing punches.  10-9 Shields again.  Round 5- Shields with another takedown and right back to mount.  This is...something else.  Shields keeps mount and landing punches.  Kimura attempt and Henderson avoids.  Shields tries to take the back but can't quite get there.  Shields landing some more punches here.  Kneebar attempt by Shields and the fight comes to an end.  10-8 Shields and I have the fight  48-44 for Shields.  Official Scorecards: 49-46, 49-45, 48-45.  Jake Shields wins by unanimous decision.

 

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The main card looks pretty nice. I’m excited.

by goodbones on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just the 3 title fights being aired?

by AHutch on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes,

but if there is time, they will show Mayhem’s bout. :)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather they just go off the air...

showing that joke of a fight does not interest me.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I could care less about his fight but I wouldn’t mind if they showed his entrance.

by MikeD32 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think you're overreacting.

What’s Mayhem’s last good win? Kala Hose a year ago? Tim Kennedy in ’07? Lawler way back in ICON?

Don’t forget that Mayhem is 2-2-1 in his last 5. This is at the very least, way better than the Shibata fight.

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by pdl on Apr 17, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a -1500 favorite. I’m not overreacting. This fight should have been rejected by the state.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

betting lines

have nothing to do with the fight itself, merely the perception that bookies need to get action on both sides.

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fight is still ridiculous

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Brent, you know that betting lines and actual odds of somebody winning are different things.

And here we have an incredibly popular fighter, host of Bully Beatdown, who’s billed as a UFC and DREAM vet. When really he’s a guy who got worked by GSP for one fight in the UFC and his only win in DREAM is against Katsuyori effing Shibata.

In the past four years, the only two noteworthy victories Mayhem has had are Tim Kennedy and Robbie Lawler. His losses are good ones, but losing to good competition doesn’t make you a good fighter.

That’s not to say that Mayhem shouldn’t be a heavy favorite, nor that I’m interested in this fight. I just don’t find it outrageous that a marketable fighter who’s greatest skill is little more than not being finishable is given a chance to get a win before they throw him away. It’s far from the worst showcase put on in the US, and not a terrible one either in my mind.

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by pdl on Apr 17, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I’m very aware of what betting lines are. However, -1500 IS a reflection of how competitive this bout is. The linesmakers aren’t going to make a guy -1500 unless they’re pretty fucking sure he is going to win with next to no chance of a loss.

23-7 Miller, for much of the last few years considered a top 25 fighter in the division…who holds some very respectable wins. Against 9-8 Tim Stout who has been stopped 7 times in his career. That’s not a fight that needs to be made for any fucking reason and if Miller needs to take these fights than we can consider his career as a relevant fighter over.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

If I was fighting in SF I would take any fight I could get. Paycheck is a paycheck.

by PM23 on Apr 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said yesterday that I have no beef with fighters fighting to make money. My issue isn’t with Miller, it’s with SF making the fight happen.

The reason I mention this being the end of his relevant career if he needs this fight is because people are defending the fight as Miller not having a good win in years. If your career hits the point where you have to make a run at .500 fighters to “get back on track” there is an issue.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah I see…agreed.

by PM23 on Apr 17, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we are agreeing.

Miller isn’t nearly as relevant as he makes himself. I think he’ll lose if he fight Jacare again, he has nothing to offer Hendo, doubt he can beat Scott Smith even. He’s just not that great a fighter. And this is coming from somebody who personally loves the guy and have only had great interactions with him.

The problem is he’s hugely marketable. He’s arguably the best self promoter in the sport. And for that, he’ll get fights. Only problem is he has the skills to look competitive in fights he’s going to lose because he’s so fucking hard to finish. If it weren’t for that, he’d be a hell of a lot like Kimbo.

PS: The title line of my first response to you wasn’t meant to be an explanation. I really meant “You obviously know this and have demonstrated said knowledge before.”

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by pdl on Apr 17, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s something I was curious on: has the athletic commission talked at all about why this got sanctioned? Going from a title bout to fighting a guy who’s near .500 is nuts.

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by Tedd Welch on Apr 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and thanks to Matthew Benyon (Martial Farts)

for helping me out in telling me what the proper Japanese character I should use for the poster…

that’s supposed to mean, “Champion” (and from what I understand, also could mean Domination/Supremacy).

:)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The pattern on the right is the same as Aoki's pants from the Hirota fight if I'm not mistaken?

Nicely done.

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by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome stuff man.

You need to put these on your Deviant page.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second that..

I’m not a designer but I do love poster design…

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by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

These are better that 95% of what’s on the deviantART’s front page.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps your finest work yet Anton, I love it.

by JRN on Apr 17, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Hendo/Shields there is a lot on the line for Strikeforce

It seems like they want to send Shields packing with a bad loss and without the belt.I know they have the 1 fight option but I dont expect them to do it if he loses.

They also want to set up Hendo vs. Mousasi/Mo winner which can still happen if he loses but doesnt have as much appeal compared to if he wins.

by bigdmmafan on Apr 17, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

dope poster Anton..

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by DamnSevern on Apr 17, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

very subtle sakura underneath. good job!

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by Martial Farts on Apr 17, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit i hope the ratings for this show do good or its back to paying for ppvs and the occasional spike tv card for quality mma

by montiel3 on Apr 17, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Rainbow graphic is rainbow!

Awesome, Anton. Keep up the good work.

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Poster = Win

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by KingAtRock on Apr 17, 2010 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Over/Under of paid attendance? I’m guessing 6-7k.

by mjw2e on Apr 17, 2010 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki by decision
Mousasi TKO rd 3
Hendo by decision

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Melendez by TKO
Mo by TKO
Shields by sub

by Raker on Apr 17, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go....

Melendez by TKO
Gegard by KO
Hendo by sub
Miller by squash match

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought it was Strikeforce Mardi Gras! based off that graphic ;)

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by Benicio on Apr 17, 2010 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nihon!!! Nihon!!!

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez by T/KO
Mo by T/KO
Hendo by Dec.
Miller by Sub.

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by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta tell you... Great main card.

It’s a good thing to have Aoki fighting in a cage. Thanks SF.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That fight should really answer a lot of our questions about him. Cant wait.

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by Benicio on Apr 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henderson by boring decision.
Melendez by decision.
King Mo by decision.

Hope it doesn’t run over the allotted time, local news stations might riot…

by xDieseLx on Apr 17, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened

by I Can't Feel My Face on Apr 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki by Locoplata

Mousasi by late TKO
Shields by Sub

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Tape delays suck.

So I have to find a stream for this if I want to watch live.

Seriously, local news should not have this much power for TV programming.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here with you, like in every other CBS, Versus, or Spike card

to bitch about how much the west coast sucks ass for live MMA. At least Versus HD is the east coast feed and I have friends with ShoEast. Spike and CBS fuck us.

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by pdl on Apr 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versus doesn't tape delay their stuff.

I live in Seattle and they air their cards live on the West Coast.

Spike should have no reason for tape delays of US based shows and that includes ratings.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze just started on HBO if you’re waiting on the tape delay :)

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching UFC Unleashed....the Rampage/Wandy KO is coming up.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage vs. Soko needs to happen.

You can have a ref in the ring, but neither will give a shit.

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by pdl on Apr 17, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a job for Yuji Shimada

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the guy that let Yoshida get beaten on until he got permanent kidney damage, isn’t he?

Screw that guy!

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by Tedd Welch on Apr 17, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my roommate watched that with me earlier and cringed due to Wandy’s legs quivering

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 3 shots afterwards were really not needed.

Holy crap…..

I could watch that forever.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was still a little peeved from their Pride ordeals.

’Member Wandy laughing in the prefight interviews?

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah they showed that.

Now the Carwin/Wellisch fight is up.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit, the stanky leg double feature is coming up now: Machida vs Thiago and Evans

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes me think that CBS doesn’t really take Strikeforce and MMA seriously if they are not going to even show the event live. Thye wouldn’t do this for any other sport.

by Bakuto on Apr 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spike and the UFC do the same thing.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But would CBS sports do it?

by Bakuto on Apr 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not. It's a ratings game and awful local news has such a stranglehold

That running over the 2 hour timeslot would lead to a bunch of crap.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan by KO
Gegard by Sub
Aoki by Flying Omoplata Gil by TKO

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by KingAtRock on Apr 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so excited

I love free MMA!

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by Tedd Welch on Apr 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mayhem by decision
Gil by decision
Mo by decision
Hendo by decision

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Who wins "Decision of the Night? Jon Fitch?

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looks like a very bleak outlook my friend

Hopefully Mayhem loses. It would serve him right for taking this fight. BTW, why isn’t there a Mayhem/Lawler rematch?

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would have been a good decision.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching priorities:

Strikeforce thingamajig
UFC 110 (If no fight happening)
NHL Playoffs

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Canucks!

We need to kill Jonathan Quick.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Canucks are my plan D postseason bandwagon team.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO to you, sir!

Quick is one of the main reasons we’ve finally made the playoffs again after 8 seasons. You’ll have to go through me first. ;)

Oh and Kings take it in six.

GO KINGS!!!

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by RearNakedChoker on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Haha to your sig

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should make my sig Edinson Volquez...

but he’s hurt

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker hates your top young pitcher.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker should hate all of his pitchers

Although I love watching games at Wrigley

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

See what I did there

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point that would just be icing on the cake.

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take back everything I said about CBS dropping the ball.

Re-airing the NCIS LA MMA episode where Strikeforce fighters have all but 10 secs screen time really helps hype the product.

Thanks CBS.

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC/Spike just saluted Frankie Edgar for his title victory.

I’ve never seen them do that before.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you find a stream?

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Main Card doesn't start for 36 minutes.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering why my stream was playing NCIS: Los Angeles.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Dana’s way of saying FU to BJ for putting out that book.

by PM23 on Apr 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know how long of a contract King Mo has w/SF? If he does beat Gegard UFC might spend some money on him – considering Gegard just signed that new contract with SF.

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t remember offhand how much longer it is…but he’s got quite a bit of time left on it

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

One cool thing about the tape delay....

West coasters with DirecTV can first watch the UFC’s counterprogramming rerun of UFC 110 and then watch Strikeforce right after.

TAKE THAT DANA

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Could also catch Round 1 of the NBA playoffs

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a huge basketball fan

But I’m liking the NBA less and less.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never really a true Sonics fan.

The NBA I kinda have a bandwagon fandom with. I just pick the team that can eliminate the Spurs the fastest.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically every team in the western conference?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...and the Cavs in the East. Watching Eastern Conference basketball

Is like watching the NFC West in football.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is why the Orlando Magic were invented.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am too...

but when you go full time MMA fan certain sports sit on the back burner. Ask my Fantasy Baseball team.

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually don't

they’re in first

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schiavello is on twitter. Fun!

don frye looks and sounds like he about to rope a bull
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

Cung Le looks like a Filipino chick I know back home
38 minutes ago via mobile web

bobby lashley looks like dude from Predator: “ssh… over there. i see you”
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

Don Frye sounds like he swallowed ten testicles
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap, 4-1 Montreal over Washington?

That’s not good.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, really? made the mistake of going to the movies halfway through the sabres game this afternoon. shoulda known they’d blow it.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Habs!!

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alex Ovechkin is feeling pretty shitty right now.

Or banging skanks. Either one.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovie finally scored. 4-2 Habs

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

One goal back. 4-2 now.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on this website alone

I would bet the most common sports fan associated with MMA would be hockey fans. After writing that I guess it makes sense.

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say 30% of football fans too would also love MMA.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides MMA, football is my next best

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football is my favorite team sport

As a Seahawks fan I wanted to choke out Jim Mora quite a bit.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Colt's fan...

I would rather wait to talk about football until August

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need a real running back

Addai is garbage 80% of the time.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping Donald Brown will emerge next year

But if you know the Colts, we will not go out and pay for a big name – we sell big names.

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

In order...

Aside from combat sports

Baseball
College Football
Pro Football
Basketball/Tennis

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually like all sports equally except Soccer. Just could never get into Soccer.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean football?

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He means futball.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Futbol

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

futebol for me :p

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge soccer fan.

But it’s hard to swallow MLS, and I support an MLS team that runs itself like the Detroit Lions as far as player personnel.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy some of the highlights

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer is okay, it’s just so hard to follow and I get annoyed if I try to follow a sport I can’t keep on top of at all times

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

football (well, soccer) is awesome. Never got how it never really found its way into major american sports (well, so did F1).

In the other hand, I read somewhere that the US is the place where you have most people playing football lately.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because goals don't count for 8 points and

The pussy soccer players who dive ruin it for everyone else.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, MLS quality soccer is terrible to watch.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer + hockey contact rules = something that I would watch.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would eliminate penalty kicks as a way to decide a final.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finals will be decided by fan riots

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine

Baseball
NBA
NFL

In that order

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canada

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Capitals bandwagon has fallen off a cliff into a pile of cacti and the cacti are covered with scorpions who are pised off that their mother in laws just moved in and they brought their yappy little poodles with them and the damn thing just pissed on the couch…

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Capitals are the new Sharks.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Capitals are the new Senators

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god Big John stepped in when he did or the kid who played Jim Carrey in the prequel to Dumb & Dumber mighta gotten hurt by LL Cool J. Who’s next? Bobby Lashley?

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

13 minutes to go.

Anderson will meet Demian tomorrow in on a popular TV show here in Brazil. Should be interesting… (and source of great material for another one of Orcus’ fanposts)

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Will Radiohead be the musical guest?

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by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortuately, not

… plus, they’ll have the premiere of the brazilian version of “Dancing with the stars”. Sad… :(

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Will Anderson be on it?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah, first thing I thought as well… but no.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping for They Might Be Giants

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson does his best Gregory Hines impression.

And tap dances through everything.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what channel is this going to be?

rede tv?

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I didn’t hear about this :p

thanks

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Rede TV will have an interview with the champ tonight… where he will say “things got a little out of control”…

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m waiting for that one, didn’t know about the one in faustão though, might have to wait until it goes online since tomorrow is family day… damn family days!

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just watched Forrest/Rashad

How many more shots did Forrest need to take for Mazzagatti to stop the fight?

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mazz is not satisfied with a stoppage until he sees gray matter.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST BLEED!!

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling someone is going to die in a match that Mazz is a part of.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mirg is trying to beat him to the punch.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s awful as well. Dean is the only one I would trust if I’m a fighter.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Yamasaki and Rosenthal too.

That should be in UFC Undisputed 2011 Career Mode. Your career gets affected by controversial stoppages.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And super bad decisions, and random injuries

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

My picks for tonight.

Mayhem
KingMizo
Melendez
Hendo

Laters Putos! *Buzzin ;)

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by xFenixKnightx on Apr 17, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Picks

Mayhem
Mousasi
Melendez
Henderson

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I hate when famous chicks I’m into get married. I honestly think they’re waiting on me to find them lol

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s the color commentator tonight along with Gus Johnson?

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Shamrock and Mauro probably

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who said it? Frank or Gus, I was in the bathroom.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peeeeeeeeeeeks

Hendo
King Mo
Aoki
Mayhem

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

“Time To Go To Work.”

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

A Wade Barrett reference?

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed!

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are the odds of Dana watching this card??

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

1

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooooooooo!

There is MMA on free tv… RIGHT NOW!

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Shinya Aoki is on free TV. On CBS. Live.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

At A Reasonable Hour!!

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for anton HA!

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless your in the uk :( 2am…

by Donk696 on Apr 17, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caps 3 Les Horribles 4

Shit just got realz y’all

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Fight just broke out too

Keep Firing, Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Gus wearing guyliner?

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

AWWW SNAPS!!

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure looks that way

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Schiavellos twitter

He says theres about 6k people

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIN-YAY!!!

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The arena looks pretty good. Pumped up over here!

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL!

Shin-yay!

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like the appropriate drinking game for tonight is every time Aoki’s name is mangled, take a drink.

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're on

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I especially enjoy how Gus says Aoki’s name differently each time.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

you beat me to it

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's Oi-okee?

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oi-Oi-Kee is how I’m going to say it from now on.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus has been pretty good tonight at changing how he says everyone’s name. Like…Shinya Aoki has been pronounced 6 different ways already.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Let me say it before I start repeating myself

I Hate you Frank Shamrock

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh hell no...

Hey at lease they didn’t say GREGARD

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't say it

But they DO type it.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I refuse to say it like that. It’s just… unusual.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and incorrect

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know but they are TERRIBLE to look at.

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One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't NEED to

It’s a style thing.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's for migranes...

probably forever

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Mets-Cardinals going to the 15th inning...

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Until he reaches puberty.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah

That’s intense.

Also, the Twins are better than all of your favorite ball clubs. Just had to say that somewhere..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

…oh god no. You can’t really be a Twins fan

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, you knew that

We had a little argument last year when yer buddy said the INDIANS would win our division. I picked Twins. I pick Twins again.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOH yeah. that’s right.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new park is fucking beautiful, by the way. It’ll be nice to see baseball in a respectable venue from now on, instead of a concrete toilet bowl.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. The park is amazing.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I will say that. It looks like a great park. I wish the Sox had waited a few years to build U.S. Cellular so that they could have realized what teams are doing with ballparks these days.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

US Cellular opened same year as Camden Yards, right?

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

sadly

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now for the Vikings to find a way out of that dump.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can’t take Frank seriously with the braces.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HE’S BLINKING! I just loved it when he kept saying that during Ishida/Gil.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I would love to see Gus call a hockey game. I imagine he would have problems announcing some of those guys’ names.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Gay-hard??

by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Can't believe I'm going to reference Family Guy, here.

Guy: Aren’t you a little young to fly by yourself?

Stewie: Aren’t you a little too old to be wearing braces?

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

THOSE ARE HIS TEETH

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Busy bee

Just getting murdered at my studio. Can’t find a moment to dick around these days, but that’s a good thing.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shamrock has bracesss! Shamrock has bracessss

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

neeeeeevermind. always a good idea to cut to commercial in the middle of a fighter intro

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

King Mo has already won.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT????

where’s the entrance

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d rather commercials during the entrance than extra commercials between fights.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Might as well get them over with now.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

Commercials DURING THE DAMN ENTRANCE???!!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

15% of an entrance

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for the entrance

at least we got to see 4 seconds of it.

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

CBS FAIL

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

first time for everything, right?

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooo why skip it!? Such a tease

by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Damn. Maybe it’ll be online.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

oh oh

commercials!

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Donk696 on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY! A poker commercial.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You don’t show his entrance to show a commercial of a Poker player

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This is terrible on so many levels...

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s like the MMA equivalent of blue balls

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys…it’s really not bad. Is an entrance that big of a deal? Get the commercials in now and don’t stretch out the time between fights with them.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

BUT I WANTED TO SEE THE QUEENS DAMMIT!!

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see the entrance

but I’d rather watch these fights for free, so, it’s a concession I’ll readily make.

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are probably gonna show the commercial in between fights anyway

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

there will be SOME...but not as many as if they didn't cut entrances for some

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Entrances are really not important in marketing. I know we think that people will care about him walking down a little ramp with some girls and a crown…but it’s really not important.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

people remember fighters by unique things they remember. my friends know jon jones as “the dude who was fucking that other guy up until he got dq’ed”

by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

but...

I wanted to see teh womenz

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a fan of flashy entrances anyway.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

you're not alone.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, I love Akiyama’s entrances. I do kinda like Gono’s but his don’t seem as rehearsed. When you have dancing and 15 people walking down with you, it gets really awkward in my opinion. Its like you planned just as hard to walk to the ring as you did to fight. Gono just seems like they come up with something a week before the fight and go.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a big fan of the three-man team to call the fights. I’m fine with just one color commentator.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no. This EA MMA thing is pretty bad.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet Sassy has the cold blooded killer kermit the frog advatage….

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This game still looks weird to me so far...

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

At least the animations have skin now

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That simulation looked weid as hell

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice use of EA MMA.

Remember those creepy skeletons?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

gayhard mousasi is … legendary!

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, the EA MMA game looks awful !

by NinjaCodah on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That game looks awful, for the record.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I already miss those weird skinless things for Frank’s Key’s to The Cage

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That game play looked horrible.

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

damn rain!

I just tuned in here in austin and the torrent of rain has apparently murdered the CBS affiliatie’s transmission tower.

by some schmuck in texas on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

The meat zombies have skin now!

Movin’ on up!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The music in their intros is a fucking joke. It’s fuckin WCW 93. I keep thinking Z-Man is about to come to the ring..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

They have time for this sim bullshit but not for Mo’s entrance.

UBERFAIL

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope EA MMA tunes up that crap in the coming months

It looks awful.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi has a beard now?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna see Mousasi wink at the camera during the staredown, just like he did for the Sobral fight.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Is is pronounced Gegard or Geyhard?

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The former

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by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big John has a big belly!

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

They are not doing Mousasi any favors by calling him GAYHARD.

How hard is it beforehand to drill the MMA commentators on how to pronounce the names of some VERY PROMINENT MMA fighters?

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish Big John was still with the UFC.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Big john at least they got that right

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by RealIrish on Apr 17, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean it wasn't Beg Joan?

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by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit. This is awesome. I mean wow.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like Dana White was right, that they sold a total of 2 tickets. Crowd is either sparse, or miked poorly.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It sounds like their fighting in a BINGO parlor.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat’s Bellator first event last week. I thought it was filmed in an empty arena, and they would add the crowd in via CGI.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the first pan around there were empty seats

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

moose saucy looks calm

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He cant keep standing up, sooner or later he’s gonna hit with a hardupkick

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That heel to the jaw was wicked.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a low-rent Rampage.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you realize how big of a compliment that is. Rampage would knock him out so fast he’d go back in time.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He reminds me of Rampage in his few PRIDE fights. All wrestling and ground and pound, not much else.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better hands than this. Even then.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sassy...

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo looks tired already

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is swinging for the fences

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo's gastank is bad...

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap he’s gassed. What the fuck?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

mo looks a little tired

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that double leg was too easy

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is looking gassed

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Not looking good fr Mo, top position or not.

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"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10, maybe Mousasi 10-9

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How in the HELL is it 10-9 Gegard

Mo clearly won that round

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top control with no damage?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

??????

A lot of those shots landed.

Did Mousasi touch him even 3 times?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He kneed him like 4 times in the last 30 seconds.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Mousasi

It’s close, but whatever it is, Mo ain’t gonna last much longer.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How?

What the hell did he do to score?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi is a fucking genius.

Mo is on empty.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo needs to work on his conditioning……..

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 MO

but GSP will

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Remind me - no elbows when on the ground in strikeforce, right?

’Cause Mo could messed him up with some elbows on the ground.

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

right.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s using the same strategy Frank Shamrock did against Tito Ortiz

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

King Mo takes the 1st round but probably wont last through the 2nd

by bla10cow on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see GSP dunk?!?

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably emotionally spent.

I don’t know how someone could have been as confident as he was coming into the fight.

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"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Regardless if he won that round...

Mo is gonna get TKO’ed eventually… no cardio

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

mo winning the round but losing the fight

by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice strategy for Gayhard. Mo is going to lose this…. this round. Who gives a shit about the first round when your eyes are rolling back in your head.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON MAN! This “any close round is a 10-10 round” thing is just the shits

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo is gaaaassed.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s nice of them advertise some gsp on the break great job cbs

by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Mo's Single-Leg Takedown is just really sloppy

Mousasi is pummeling him each time he tries it.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 king mo

good fight to start the night

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Blew his load though

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi looks so relaxed in there

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by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they actually mentioned that right after you typed that, “Fedor’s so relaxed in there it’s almost creepy”

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could Mo grind this out for 5 rounds with TDs and top control?

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

“He’s gotta win all 5 of these rounds” :shakes head:

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding

I was like “Strikeforce have some interesting new rules, Frank?”

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus said that didn't he...

it wouldn’t surprise me coming from Mauro though.

by Polyhedron on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Mo

But this is a 5 rounder folks!

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Powerbomb please god

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That would assume he has power left.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like that’s what he was setting up.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m luving Gayhards striking from his back.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is getting his ass whipped

By a man on his back.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes he is

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo has a better chance landing a big punch of the feet at this point, rather than killing himself on the ground.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

seems like he’s content to just wear him out right now.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it...

No need to waste energy trying to stuff him if can’t pass the guard and is outstriking him from his back

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotta think that’s part of his strategy to wear Mo out. I can’t believe that his td defense would actually be that bad

by bla10cow on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi isn't even defending takedowns

and with his BJJ, I wouldn’t, either

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

im picking saucy by head kick

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Despite the striking

Mousasi isn’t being very active off his back, sub-wise

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He might be gassed

But he’s gonna win this round too.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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or not

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo is considerably slower

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He stopped defending

because he realized he was able to damage Mo from his back with strikes. Very smart strategy.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

he’s letting mo burn energy and conserving his own.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think thats his gameplan. It's working, even if it isn't what he intended.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's just choosing not to

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Mousasi gassing too? Or is his takedown defense that weak?

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he doesn’t want to waste energy defending it

by cletusvandam on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi, taking a page out of Spiderman’s book with that rear naked attempt on the fence

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by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Both guys look gassed.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9, yes

10-8? Nope.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

19-19 but its looking pretty bad for mo

by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

All tied up.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm digging these 30 second commercial breaks.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is gonna get KTFO damnit. He’s done for

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a matter of time

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

19-19

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19 Mousasi

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Saucy has this easy...

There’s no way Mo wins now… he’s too spent

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19, imo

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is done son...

This bad for him…

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by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think Mousasi gives a shit about defending the takedown. And given his success at defending’s Mo’s GNP, there no point wasting his energy with defense.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This pretty much

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

19-19

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19 Mo is done!

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m in love…. 1-1

by Nick Thomas on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Put your fucking hands up damnit!!!

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Gus is painful to listen to.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He was actually good before the final EliteXC event with Kimbo/Seth.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT GUS JOHNSON.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s as terrible at MMA as he is good at basketball and football.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE GETS BUCKETS, DAMMIT.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s not that good at basketball and football.

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by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for rushing prospects!!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever

this is a good learning experience for Mo… He’ll get better because of this fight.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is nothing like the Maia fight.

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what you guys are talking about.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo wanted this fight. It’s on him, yo.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth...

I just wish SF’s 205 division had a bit more depth in it…

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesnt bother me at all, it almost makes it more interesting. be great to see these guys go out it again in a few years and see how each has developed

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks sloppy, but Mo isn’t getting totally destroyed on the feet. Its kinda like when Shalarous won on the feet… not pretty but damn is he athletic

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to say I believe Mo is winning on the feet!

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF went to commercial!

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You know Mousasi really needs to finish this fight.....

If he’s stupid enough to let this go to the Cards, there’s a chance he could lose entirely based on positional control

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You just missed the gogoplata attempt.

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One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Mo winning this round

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Some serious LnP.

Sad that this shit will be rewarded. Hope Mousasi can finish.

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

mo’s got zero quit in him, gotta love that

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi's guard is really disappointing

lots of opportunities for subs and he keeps hestiating

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe its just wishful thinking, but I am betting on Mousasi exploding this next round.

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by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HA! Mo taking Gegard’s back.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Gus needs to shut the fuck up trying to give strategy.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 for the king

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Sure he is

just not top 10 guys yet. He certainly should not be a fight or two away from the title.

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-29

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 King Mo

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 mo no question

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That game is looking kinda bad

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed, 29-28 King Mo

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0? What?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, 50-45 Edgar.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knowing MMA judges...

…THIS is 50-45 Edgar.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy SHIT that game looks terrible

Umm…

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i have to agree

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Undisputed 2010 looks epic compared to it.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like EA really is just trying to cash in on MMA’s popularity, and I really hope it backfires. I love Strikeforce, but I hate EA.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Mousasi is gassed too?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Mo, but knowing MMA judges it’s 30-27 based on “being on top” for round 2.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you're forgetting the very important

whoever’s winning the last 10 seconds wins the round principle.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Mo

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

EAMMA = Fire Pro!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Aoki looks like a racist cartoon character.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That EA video game looks like

a big box of fail compared to the THQ game.

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi needs to turn it up this round

by bla10cow on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

MMA hurts my head lately.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Mo

But I could easily see the judges having it 30-27

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by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

he didn’ do anything on that second round except for having top position, ate a bunch of strikes though

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're proabbly right

but it wasn’t like Mousassi was throwing up all that much from his back. I don’t know how judges score those hammerfists.

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by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Mo

I wonder how long Mousasi’s is taking this “tire him out” strategy

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Disappointed in Mousasi man

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow gassed Mo is landing on Gayhard.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Gayhard can’t let this go to decision.

by Nick Thomas on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

neither guy

is looking very good atm… makes me a sad panda

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this season 10 of TUF?

by Bakuto on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

disagree. i have him down 29-28 but his bottom game in second round is probably the best example of an mma guard ive ever seen

by phantasma475 on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi is every bit as gassed as Mo

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo has a lot of heart

He’s earning a ton of respect

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s winning the fight

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he wanted to get up he’d get up. Thanks Gus.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

“There’s a leg choke attack”

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that was the original name

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bar-arm choke!

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually to being cheer for Mo.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The King Mo chant is infectious

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING MOUSASI

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Off-Topic

Caps and Habs are going to OT.
Ubaldo Jimenez is pitching a no-hitter for Colorado
St. Louis and New York still tied in the 15th inning.

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by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning on the no hit bid?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bottom of the Ninth

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That’s awesome.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

being a Washington sports fan is a lifetime of disappointment.

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by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be pretty optimistic right now. Best odds you’ve had in anything for a while.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try being a Caps fan AND an O's fan right now

My wife’s hidden all the sharp objects in the house

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Caps fan and a Redskins fan

top that.

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by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, least I have the Ravens

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

Thank god for MMA.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Royals-Chiefs fan

not quite, but close

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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Royals fan, too

I’m always super excited when they play the Twins.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gegard looks like he’s been tranquilized. Check his bottle.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

 I’m ready to see the side check kick

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’d say Mo is definitely an example of an exciting wrestler

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW A FUCKING KICK GEGARD

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

DO ANYTHING GEGARD

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage – “HE’S DOING THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!”

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"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO A FUCKING BARELL ROLL!

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow Mousasi is going to lose this fight

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

in the beginning gayhard’s nonchalant approach seemed smart and calculated. now it seems that he doesnt want to win the fight.

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Since they’re both gassed, I predict Mo by UD.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is legit

He’s obviously gassed but controlling the fight and holding his own on the feet.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Its still better than GSP hardy

At least Mo is trying to control the fight as a means of surviving against a very live dog. Not just coasting.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS A PIN! HE WAS PINNED!

Sorry, wrong sport

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

If you’re going to let him get takedowns, you have to be active from the bottom…

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He was doing great in Round 2. I think he spent too much energy.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Completely unimpressed with both guys

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Yeah man

This is getting weird.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assuming Mo wins this on points...

How do you feel a Mo/Hendo showdown would go Brent?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is just getting weird

This doesn’t bode well for the credibility of their LHW division, if Mo wins via LNP after both men stop trying.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree. Bleh.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yus

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in Keith Jardine for Mo or Gegard to kill.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we really going to have 3 decisions tonight?

This was the one I picked to end the quickest.

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a plot to keep Mayhem off of TV

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1 king mo

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

39-37 Mo

Seriously underwhelming fight.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully Hendo can land the big right

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

39-37 Mo

Mousasi has to finish now

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 Mo

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

please tell me you’re playing possum Mousasi.

by pop_gun_war on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it sad that I’m streaming this on the Internet when I have CBS HD because they decide to tape delay this mofo?

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

How much of a delay?

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three hours.

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by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this was gonna start 12:30 Australian time like the UFC normally does, but it’s just turned 11am here.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 hours on the west coast.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Russel Crowe Robin the Hood??

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean Gladiator Part Deux

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

39-38 Mo

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Strikeforce

Their free TV shows are always hump fests

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 King Mo easy. Mousasi needs to come out guns blazing or he loses.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Until then

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being able to clamp onto that leg

and grindout the takedown is a very powerful skill.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

39-37 Mo, gegard better go all out in the fifth

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

39-37 Mo

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like Mousasi is banking to win by upkick KO

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

39-37 Mo

Now Gegard needs the finish or a 10-8 round

by Bebbeyaga on Apr 17, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

After this, I would like to see Mo vs. Bader

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

srsly

I picked this to be the fight of the night. Hope I was wrong.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially since he just signed a new 2 year contract! Ha! Mo is going to make some dough!

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

if all these fights are like this, i dont think the casual fan will sit through them all. i keep flipping to the free ufc…

by dugmouth on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d have more fun watching ufc 110 again.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

oh i forgot thats on.

already seen it, but what the hell…

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC 110 was great.

The whole crowd chanted Bispings a wanker.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank Mir is scoring this fight for Miguel Torres

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow where did that massive takedown come from.

by pop_gun_war on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

and with that takedown there goes the fight

by bla10cow on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

at least that was a nice takedown.... hah

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This isnt going to convert any new fans.

by Bakuto on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You hear that?

That’s the sound of people changing the channel and watching basketball/hockey/baseball.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate Marquardt tombstone please

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Brightside

At least nobody is dancing

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

This is approaching the realm of terrible’.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Approaching?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnnnd fail.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

They both look like they took this fight on short notice. Wow.

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

mo’s eye dont look so great

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves just got no-hit

shit

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And Mousasi just lost

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

There's the fight

unless Mousasi ends it

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe this’ll wake him up?

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that eye is SHUT

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

well that does it

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

better start them on the ground

by Jahbulon on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo is basically blind in one eye.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He has Grave’s disease

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And we have a new champ….

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

what a disapointing fight

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

mousasi needs a finish

by bla10cow on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow epic fail, this fight is a stinker….

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

King Mo is a trending topic on twitter.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana is tearfully calling Anderson and apologizing for everything he has said.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, let’s not go overboard here.

This is still waaaaay better than that turd of a fight,

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, this is a far better fight.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arn't elbows illegal in strike force?

those upward hammerfists by Mousasi are coming dangerously close to elbows

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

For those of you bored with this fight

Colorado’s Ubaldo Jimenez just threw a no-hitter against Atlanta.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet

I have him in my fantasy pool

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you started him today…….

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is terrible

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

mo may have not shown the best gas tank, but he’s doing a hell of a job executing a simple strat to win

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda want Saucy to up-kick KO...

kinda

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

what is this Pride? don’t they start on the feet?

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like they always decide on the fly. Go figure, huh?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

weird to see them going back to the same position

brought back memories

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw it in the UFC recently, too, I believe. Can’t remember which fight. Must have been about a month ago…

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chaels a republican

You won’t see him in Silva’s guard.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chael is much more active than Mo.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

He’s not only a far more active GNPer, but Anderson will not lose that fight.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Silva has better take down defence.

by Roa on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gegard's more gassed than Mo

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Mo know he is still allowed to punch?

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would he?

Go with what works.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i hadn't watched the first 2 and a half games today, that's where I'd be.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

These takedowns are too easy

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi's evil plan

Sign fat contract extension, make CBS show bomb, make Strikeforce fold, sue for big fat contract’s worth and fight in UFC.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LMAO @ this.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst commentary team EVEERRRR

Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

by RealIrish on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s tough to listen to, yeah.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

y won't they just say it

mousassi looked tired from round 3 on…

by dugmouth on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousassi timed that new contract signing correctly

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

DONE

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. I was so excited for this fight and now I find myself working rather than watching the fight. Damn. Not the fight I expected.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

49-45 sounds right

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

49-45 Mo pretty clear.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo wrestling the fuck out of Mouss.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad that’s over.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda liked all the takedowns

Great stuff

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

Babalu/Mo? Lol. These two guys just exposed the SF LHW division as paper thin.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo's eye is fuuuuuuuucked.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

sad

what is going on there, mousasi is daydreaming

shiatsu black belt

by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

c

49-45 Mo, dude was going on reserved gastank, respect. I thought the fight was ok

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

48-45 on my card. Not impressed with EITHER guy. Mousasi gave that fight away.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Mo did a great job of gameplanning to take out a live dog.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

He spent 5 rounds in Mousasi’s guard and STILL most likely won the fight. anyone call that?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi was passive though and capable of much more.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo is totally ready to fight Rampage

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage would wreck Mo.

by Roa on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a fuckin heartbeat.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL at this

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do what?

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

which two do you have Mousassi winning?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 2 and 5. I didn’t feel like Mo did ANYTHING but the takedowns in round 5 and felt like Mousasi did enough damage off his back to be given the round.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"didn't do ANYTHING but takedowns...."

Doesn’t that establish positional control?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my thought

I saw round 5 for Mo.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did I

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 6-0 guy just defeated a #6 ranked fighter…that’s gotta be impressive.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The win is good for him, but he didn’t look good at anything but getting takedowns and gutting through being tired.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, he’s only 6 fights deep. Compare that to GSP and Hardy where the better fighter just changed positions against another. Mo’s performance was definitely better.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo won off the strength of his takedowns alone.

Disregarding those Gegard wasn’t pressured at all. Even though he was on his back he was still doing serious damage.

by Roa on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Chuck Liddell wins by punches and BROCKLESNAR wins by being big

Dude won a championship in his 6th fight. Gegard is to blame for not being ready for the TDs, but give Mo credit for not letting Mousasi score much from his back. I notice no one said the decision was wrong…I feel like Mo isn’t getting enough credit for taking Mousasi’s strongest position away from him.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad props to Mo

He did what he needed to do and won.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree. wish he’d shown more gas, but i couldnt see him winning any other way. much props

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Gegard’s weakness is an ultra one-dimensional wrestler with no gas tank and below average GnP.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Olympic Caliber wrestler sure are easy to find.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did I critique his wrestling?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE-DIMENSIONAL wrestler, maybe?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s got a slow double-leg and that’s it.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, now that was a critique on his wrestling. It’s a very effective takedown, but its certainly not the best I’ve seen. Far from it, actually.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd put Bones Jones ahead of him in wrestling, for sure. GSP, obsviously, as well.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you get taken down that easily that many times

I really don’t think it takes an olympic caliber wrestler.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

At first, I think it was Mousasi's plan

After the 2nd round, I think he couldn’t defend the TDs anymore.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

thinking about his tax return while in the cage

shiatsu black belt

by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

50-45 Edgar

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

 King Mo breaking down barriers. Who says its bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

49-46 Mo

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo kinda looks lik

Ray Mercer…. haha

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the worst possible thing for their broadcast.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I just woke up... I only got to see the 5th round. :|

but thanks for the compliments on the poster… makes me happy to keep making them. :)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont worry

It was the same thing all over again, since the first round.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi came into the fIf Mousassi had ANY cardio he would have won the fight in the 3rd round

by Bakuto on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana will cut Silva, who’ll then go to strikeforce and decapitate Mo…

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry but this looked like Moussasi threw the fight

by NinjaCodah on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

The judges are going to give mo all 5 rounds for being on top FWIW

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, seems like they scored it the way I did and gave Mousasi the 2nd.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you guys see a Mo/Hendo match up? I’m a huge Hendo fan, but I don’t know if he is fast enough for Mo on the feet, no matter how sloppy Mo is.

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo actually punches

Might be a problem

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo’s stand up d didnt look to sharp. I could see one of hendo’s big rights no matter how predictable taking him out.

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I agree with you looking sloppy, but mo was effective in quickly moving out of range.

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s quite possible.

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by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both, actually.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And deservedly so.

But he legitimately LnP’d his way to a title just now. That deserves criticism. Both fighters do.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the winner of this fight is.....the UFC!!!!!

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo just won me some money. Woohoo!

Disappointing fight, though.

by Cunny on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

50 minutes in...

to a 2 hour show and they have two more title fights?

Can you say overruns and pissed off affiliates?

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And this was the one with the best likelihood of a quick finish.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, I see the shitting on Mo has started already.

by An0nymous on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I’m the only one that didn’t hate the fight…but was disappointed only bc of finishes I’ve come to expect from these two.

by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Right

He was thinking about what he’s going to buy with his new contract.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized that if Aoki wins, he’ll be ranked #1 LHW in the world. I am suddenly very sad and angry.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

LW is what I meant.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could he go abobe machida by beating melendez

by Bebbeyaga on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or could he be above James Irvin?

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or “how” could he be…whatever.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Computstrike is quite deceiving.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasted my time watching those last 3 rounds.

Ugly win for King Mo.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He's banned...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

as soon as I posted the comment, I read your comment bellow. haha

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right....but you gotta pay me to do this.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crowd loved Mo’s joke…

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Mo ever hit a punch that damaged?

by grein on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop lying, Mo. You showed us all you have and it ain’t much.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Just taking down the #6 LHW 9 times out of 12, that's all

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE BIRTH OF A HEEL

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get the hate

I really like Mo. Then again, people love Frank Mir, and I don’t get that at all. To each his own…

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol thank you to my haters

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This IS the biggest stage of them all!!!!!!!!!!

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Mousasi’s plan:

1 Let Mo tire himself out
2 ?????

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Profit!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit you beat me.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just like the rope-a-dope without the 8th round KO

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly, im still waiting for 2, 1 seemed smart at the time, but not if there is no 2

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was worse than Mayhem-Shields IMO.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it may have been ugly, but if you’re mo, how else do you win that fight?

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t mo supposed to have a special celebration at the end there?

by Curbside on Apr 17, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i guess he was too tired for it.

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Takes two open eyes to do it

and a modicum of energy left.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caps win 6-5 in OT. Unbelievable.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoof, should have watched that game more than that abomination.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda liked the takedowns....

then again, I like wrestling, so I’m a minority here.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I thought it was a pretty exciting fight

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not exciting.

Hard to see 2 fighters in the top 10 rankings gassing out after 2 rounds… and major LnP action.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I saw Mo still hitting double-legs in the 5th round and enjoyed it

To each his own.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I was a bit overly critical, but compared to the Caps/Les Horribles game, it was no contest at all which one was more exciting.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turned on that game right when Backstrom scored.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish I watched that instead.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOT DAMN!

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

For serious?

Whoa.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendo’s speaking sense.

Hendo via KO!

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

by luring them to sleep with his voice and personality?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

King Mo is the new Jake Shields

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Are the Cards still playing?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus someone needs to remind them there's over 100 games left in the season.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck. The habs blew it. This sucks even worse than that fight.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m happy.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm estactic

LET’S GO CAPS!

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

My playoffs bandwagon team!

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great interview Hendo!

Way to call Shields boring, for those casuals that haven’t already tuned out.

This is a fucking disaster.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I love when people nitpick competitor shows and bitch about it.

by grein on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you even talking about?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this kinda sucks for SF...

Mo obviously needs more ring time but won’t get it since he’s the champ.

Mousasi’s hype train is pretty much non-existent now.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Caps!

I bet on the wrong horse watching that fight.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Gus is making Aoki an eskimo household word.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Gus loses it at least once. Otherwise I’ll be forced to go to the Gus Johnson soundboard.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think CBS is going to reconsider this whole human cockfighting thing….there’s still hope Obo-Wan…

Aoki..limb snapping….middle finger pls

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey blackout.

nice to see you back here… and yes, I don’t care what you guys think, i’m gonna start calling him SHINYAAOKI! if he wins here.

more ‘!!!’ if he flips him off after.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey weo

That’s not me! Hahaha

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If SF on CBS is going down...

let it go down fighting. That first fight was turrible…turrible.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of limb-snapping...

but damn, there’s no faster way of getting on every sports page and website in America than that.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Fight King Mo really backed up his words

I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones

by AfroSamurai on Apr 17, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I will never ever understand Strikeforce's need to have Gus AND Mauro in the booth.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Neither will I. In general, I am against 3 man booths. But the pairing of Mauro and Gus is extra evil. I could deal with one or the other. Two PBP guys is no the good.

What CBS needs to do is give us The Voice and Bas.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the time whenever there’s a 3 man booth there always one person there’s essentially a non-needed 3rd wheel…

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A role which Frank fills quite nicely, still doesn’t explain Mauro and Gus.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez is going to stick and move for his whole fight.

So for the event to end on time I guess we’re relying on Hendo for a finish…which is never a good sign.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I want King Mo vs. Jon Bones so bad....

I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones

by AfroSamurai on Apr 17, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Bones is above Mo.

That’s the first actual good fighter Mo has beat.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by decision, nonetheless....not elbow entering eye socket.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but it was a high ranked fighter, I’d argue more than any fighter Bones has beat

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bones would KILL HIM.

Though to be fair, in Strikeforce, Jones wouldn’t be able to use his lethal elbows.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be murder.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bones is a man-child….scary

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that’s Anderson Silva.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t like King Mo much?

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a fair fight. Bones would destroy Mo.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAKA SURVIVOR!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

BAKA SURVIVOR

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

So am I un-American if I'm rooting for Aoki?

If so, then screw America! :)

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nihon! Nihon!

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im not rooting for shinya, but its just because he’s a little jerk.

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baka Survivor on CBS!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What, is that like season 87?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO i read that as Baja, Survivor...thinking of the show.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full of win.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like this build up

this part is well done. a clear cut villain and a clear cut good guy for casual audiences, and neither of them are “bad for the sport” so to speak. paired with cool shots and slow mo and abla bal blablabla bal bal bla bla bla blabbidy bla bla bla i know what im talking about so leave me alone happy days are yours and mine

go red wings!

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

No stretchy pants

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HAHAHA

Same shit Mo was lamenting— that he’d win, and everyone would say Mousasi wasn’t that good anyway.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be hella lame.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

who the hail did you hear that from?

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Entertainment Jiujitsu?

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I am shocked

Aoki didn’t borrow Sotiropoulos’ sleeves

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s fought in shorts before.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The halcyon days of pride.”

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm going to be the contrarian this time...

I actually didn’t hate the King Mo fight, and thought King Mo actually looked pretty good. His takedowns were definitely as good as I thought they would be, but I thought his striking looked fairly improved, specially considering he was gassed.

Also, I think that GnP would have looked a lot better with short elbows in the guard. It’s tough to fire off punches from guard when you’re defending the neck, and Gegard was doing a good job controlling his hands. He was still gassed, but I think the ugliness had a lot to do with the terrible Strikeforce rule set.

Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com

by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The problem is that it looked like Mousasi had money on Lawal. But I do see what you’re saying.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was that gassed in round 1.

I think the commentary team has been awful as always for SF. He was definitely gassed past the half way mark of the second round, but got some wind back in the 4th. So yeah, he definitely needs to work on the tank, but I don’t think it was as terrible as what it was made out to be.

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by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Mo with 'bows could have ended that in the 1sr or 3rd

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just so you d00dzez know

—I’ve been picking Aoki to win this since it was announced. In any case, here’s hoping for a much better fight than the last.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than the commercial break 10 seconds into the first entrance.

Again: Movin’ on up!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

baka survivor, weeeeee

shiatsu black belt

by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NO SURRENDER

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

For those who don't know

No surrender, Kevin Casey featuring some known blond dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o

Awesome shit.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat o/t

But was that Jess3a3 person banned?

I looked at the profile after seeing her ask me to kill myself.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Brent did drop the banhammer on that person.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only took 4 comments. That was quick.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn kamikaze posters…

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So 1 hour into a 2 hour broadcast and we haven’t started the 2nd fight.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 33 all over again.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go check the results of the prelims...

…since I’m pretty sure I won’t be seeing any of them.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

They honestly made Gil come out to Kevin Casey's song?

wow…

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I just thought the same thing

by coleko on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now hope Aoki trashes him hard

by coleko on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

As this game shows

Melendez will have to drop his left every time he continually throws an overhand right

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, it’s skipping frames. Looks like some weird 98 PC game.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The timing is terrible

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

no rainbow pants? failz

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

not even leggings... FML

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is Yamasaki from?

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild guess: Italia

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

a WILD guess would be the jungle

or mars

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did I fucked up?
Lol, that’s what I get for using expressions I heard on TV.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

im just messing with you

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bazinga :/

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If these all go 5 rounds

It’s gonna go almost an hour long. Strikeforce CBS isn’t doing ANYTHING to speed this along.

If this goes 45 minutes long, it’ll be a disaster for Strikeforce.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki by arm breakage

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course he’s still #1.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

They mentioned BJ Penn

I’m shocked, i though they’d ignore all other organizations, even if Penn lost.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

SF

is always talking about the UFC on air

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce is like that kid who’s trying to be friends with the cool kid by constantly praising him but just gets ignored.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCIS reference by Frank. Nice cross promotion guys.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Only a true MMA enthusiast would know this.

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

The great equalizer!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki by throwing salt into Melendez’s eye when Mr. Fuji distracts Yamasaki.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That's one way to counter.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Tobikan Judon

is bigger. Imagine if he could box with that reach? If he came to an Amercan camp it would be over

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki is ridic

he’s everything I love about Japan

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s hot Japanese girls?

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwwww

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently every submission attempt is an armbar

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh

Anyone else think it was really bizarre for him to rub his bare forearm across Melendez’s face?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

A throat punch is legal?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No they are not. But Frank didn’t know knees to the head of a grounded opponent weren’t legal either.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to believe this guy is actually a professional mixed martial artist.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a crushed windpipe TKO.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A guy with a bad chin, awful stand-up and world-class jits is > a guy with an iron chin, world class striking and world-class jits?

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Throat strikes are illegal Frank!

13) Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT. my stream died. :|

found one again, but I missed majority of the 1st. Don’t do this to me America.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I get a SIGNATURE GUILLOTINE?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Gil

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki has this.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha those braces are awesome

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Melendez EASY

If Aoki can’t handle him when he decides actually to go Ground and Pound, this is over.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Gus, Mauro and Frank are OBSESSED with how much guys blink

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty impressive armbar jab.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Frank

not know the difference between a guard-pull and a takedown? And then he laughs when Mauro calls him on it?

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think MMA in Japan is gonna be disappointed..

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Aoki crying already?

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

not used to getting punched in the nose

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Melendez

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Franks orthodontist must be a billionaire.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Frank, can you possibly be more biased?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This camera work is bad. MOVE THE CAMERA WHEN THE REFEREE MOVES INTO FRAME.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can see why Dana doesn’t want a network handling their production.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's what DVR is for

OHHHHHHHS YEEEEEEEEAHS

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez needs to keep

up the in and out game plan. Get standing again.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So does Mario get banned from doing UFC fights

now that he’s worked a Strikeforce card?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I know

Not obvious enough in my sarcasm.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was funny.

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just too inside for the room, I guess.

Glad to know a few appreciated it.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s worked other Strikeforce card. Along with Rosenthal, Big Dan, and I wanna say Herb Dean.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possible Sarcasm Fail...

refs are having nothing to do with the organizations

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a winner

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exception being Big John though

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should give the option to mute the commentators. I would have used it for Rogan on Shogun vs. Machida

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

no mute button?

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to enjoy my new townhouse in Osaka!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott Coker is praying Hollywood Henderson shows up and not Decision Dan.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Vodka here

But yeah.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done

Supposed to be watching this at a bar, so I’m drinking what I’ve got, and what I’ve got is a bottle of really shit vodka. Plastic bottle.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jealous here

Subsisting on Coors Light

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Natti Ice here

Sorry for the lack of classy shit

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki has found another gear…reverse.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ha

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww they're playing footsie now.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, bad stand up?

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

In good fights, I don’t wonder what you all are talking about during the rounds.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn’t a terrible fight, but Aoki’s standup sucks so bad.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANd yet Melendez still looks mediocre.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be hard to make a case for either fighter to be ranked above edgar or Penn after this fight.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Gil

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight definitely sucks

Aoki’s not putting in any effort into takedowns and Gil’s just dancing around.

by cyke on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s fighting at a higher weight class, has finally built some long term mass.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Jake sound rehearsed?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this fight isn't that bad.

but HAY! thats just ME!

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you think this fight is better?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

more fighting?

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

More standing striking

there’s a difference

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didnt put a title on that on purpose, didn't you?

you wanted us to have to look at it

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake Shields looks like a mannequin.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jake Shields is HOT

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I programmed a script to rec this in all circumstances.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they get rid of Jim Brown Jenn Brown?

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

It think she signed with ESPN

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

Dan Henderson vs An Old Navy Commercial.

Who does everyone have?

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by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The Old Navy chimp that deformed that lady.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus gets super-excited

every time he gets to say “Nick DEEE-AZZZ!”"

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It is tragic

how much momentum Strikeforce has lost in the last year.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely boxing for me now.

Hopefully these fights end before the Henderson/Shields bout begins.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The cage can’t hold all the charisma Shields and Hendo possess.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Gil is fighting smart and dictating the fight….gotta rank him high at LW….Aoki is a one trick pony.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I say BJ

is still the #1 lightweight in the world.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Him and Frankie are tied on mine

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even so

Frankie did great. For me, he deserves to move up, not BJ move down.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

bj would definitely destroy aoki, like this but it would be over already

by Ozone on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Wang still #2?

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE he is

Honestly..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Melendez going down to the ground?

Seriously, Aoki should stop bothering with takedown attempts, Melendez will engage him even if he pulls guard.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He's getting cocky

And it’s gonna hurt him.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

End this Gil…..it’s your last appearance on network tv evah.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wait what…quick as hell standup Mario

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep making him stand and Aoki is going to get smoked.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Gil just bad touch Aoki?

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a somewhat terrible stand up...

Is the boot scoot illegal in SF as well?

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by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the booing.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Mauro...

this is Aoki out of other options.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Yamazaki's a little quick with that stand-up

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No elbows + knees on ground = ok
elbows – knees on ground = ok
no elbows or knees on ground = :(

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Has 9 rounds of slow

fighting cost CBS most of the viewers already? I am guessing people are tuning out. Hendo nor Shields is a huge draw.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised

I love groundwork, but these fights have been sloppy snorefests.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brent gets his wish

No way we’re getting Miller/Stout now.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Rogan will have a heart attack is Mario quickly stands the fight up again.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This is going exactly like I thought it would.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

“Aoki, a former police officer, looking to hand cuff Melendez anyway possible” ???

by Gafford on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Just brutal stuff.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to see a flying sub

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll settle for any old sub at this point.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Italian roll, no oil or mayo, please.

Easy on the veggies, provolone cheese, please.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy John’s #9

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i work at a jimmy johns. #9 is an italian night club which is vito and ham. DUH.

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez 30-27

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Japan

Or Dream I should say – how many times do you think this cross promotion stuff will happen again?

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

After Diaz murders Sakurai? Never.

Somewhere, Josh Gross is crying inside.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on whether or not SF is willing to let their fighters fight in a ring under Japanese rules.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Diaz is fighting Mach

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, true.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coker said

if Aoki lose today they’ll have a rematch in Dream, if it keeps going this way I don’t see the point though

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess shinya and thales compare game plan notes

by MMAHOKIE on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

What a weird stand-up.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Or the Kevin Burns method of repeated eye poking

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're booing CBS' announcers. Sure they can't hear them but I'm sure they know they suck.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’m booing them from home.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

All their homes are out in the parking lot.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Frank...

You can hear him whispering “yeah” when Gil lands a blow. So annoying..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Gay he should have let him butt scoot.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

gawd damnnit

let the man butt scoot… xP

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Kawajiri is watching this…

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Kawajiri anyone is watching this…

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yamazaki is pissing me off

LET THE BUTT SCOOT FREE!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Networks..smetworks….I hope the rest of country is drinking as much as I am.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

a shortstop just shut the mets out

and king mo put me to sleep so i switched to baseball over mma for the first time ever

by milk72 on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re still going? Damn..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This fight is going how any reasonable person should have expected it would.

by JRN on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s no need for Melendez to follow him to the ground unless he thinks a stoppage is imminent.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Is Strikeforce gonna go over??? Local affiliates are gonna be pissed d00d!

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the end of the world.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As we know it and I feel fine

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Seriously. Old people are gonna be FURIOUS.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should have opened the telecast with an undercard KO.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Gil isn’t completely terrified of Aoki’s guard like Anderson was of Maia’s.

Still, I wish the stupid ref wasn’t so quick with the standups.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

aoki's too quick to fall back to guard

 if he’d try and actually follow through on some shots, he might be able to actually finish a single leg, especially on the last takedown attempt

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

So, what's Aoki usually good at?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Mario...WTF?!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

How weird was that?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

MARIO WTF!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

And again

Mario with a weird stand-up, and Gilbert gets confused and continues to punch

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

BoooOOO

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooo

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell just happened?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki was butt scooting and the Ref said stop, and then Milendez landed a hard right hand? and then a quick flurry before Mario broke them up. Mario had called a break before Milendez threw his punches.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the replay, that seems to be the case

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mario just save Aoki.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce: Mithbuster

Gerard Mousasi…

Aoki without his magic pants.

by frozzen on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

Was Yamazaki always this bad?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

I remembered kind of liking him.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Mario anti butt scoot?

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he was listening to the crowd

as soon as they started laughing he went in to stop, bad refereing

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

what is Mario doing?

by MMAHOKIE on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOOOoooohhhhhhh god.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

CBS events are hilarious. If they billed as like a comedy of errors kind of thing, like teh Harlem Globetrotters of MMA, then itd be way better

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yesss....

excelllent….

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana paid him off

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's working for the UFC lol

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yamasaki is quick with the standups.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s embarrassing.

Big John should just ref all the fights.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why I hate baseball.

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you know when a fight will end. It never feels like some existential doldrum.

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the time since this game started

I ran ten miles, walked my dog, had dinner and watched two uninteresting fights.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yamasaki was clearly told by Dana to muck this fight up as much as possible.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like Strikeforce uses a cowbell.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing says take me seriously like a cowbell.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope there is a rematch in Japan. I freaking hate the unified rules or variants thereof.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, no elbows but soccer kicks to the head makes MORE sense than Unified rules?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s knees to the head that are in play.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll call that progress

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll politely disagree

Soccer kicks to the head strike me as barbaric, but outlawing all elbows on the ground seems senseless.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

So does a ref who knows to let the fight go where ever it ends up.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are really THAT MUCH against elbows on the ground?

Really? Just curious why.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was bullshit, Mario. How was Gil supposed to know you were about to interrupt his GnP?

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, this no elbows rule is just stupid

These two fights could have been finished if guys could throw ’bows from the top.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT THE CUTZ AND DA BLOOD OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

guys

if you die in our dreams, you die for real

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

and the winner is...... DANA WHITE AND THE UFC!!!!!!!!!!!

didnt think it could happen but this card sucks more than 112

by milk72 on Apr 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

What an AWFUL comment

Way to tear down the DREAM fighter. Shut the fuck up man..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

CBS needs to let a fanboy run their production. New announcers, etc.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in The Voice.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Godzilla is very angry with Aoki, he want’s to fight him at DREAM 20

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Aoki’s pants is to Aoki as spinach is to Popeye

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fingered in the eye......

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he got fingered

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Fan at the event:

GO BACK TO RUSSIA, Aoki!

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Close.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical cardinals fan.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey now,

we are not all hicks who lack spell check.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh i thought there were none here.

Haha cubs fan here, I have to belligerently hate you guys for no reason.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

na, you have several reasons to hate us. At least it is civil, unlike the Boston/NY feud.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought that feud was stupid….from a NYY fan, its basically, “How dare you finally stop us from winning the division every year!!!”

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

best taunt ever`

this guy would be a better commentator than the entire curreny sf crew

by milk72 on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki needs to start swinging for the cauliflower ears!

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

After watching this, all I know is...

Bj Penn would turn Aoki into sushi.

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

For sure

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

things you need to beat Aoki.
1. Great Takedown D
2. Great Striking
3. World Class BJJ
4. oh wait, that’s BJ Penn.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's got something to do with omelets right?

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, its a female reproductive organ...

mma fans these days, i swear

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johson is no Rogan...

when it comes to rubber guard knowledge

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This card is...

tuuuuurrrible….

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The fights are terrible.

The card itself was incredible.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

on paper this was awesome, but can’t blame the promotion for this. I liked the first fight, but this one, not so much.

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the way the fights have gone will determine that this card was a doodoo….I was so excited and now am so sad for SF. This is an incredible implosion.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could’ve seen Kick-Ass, instead I watched this fight.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

See it

It’s an awesome movie.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

its overrated

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE OVERRATED

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

probs

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow you majorly screwed yourself over.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in

Miller vs. Stout will now be the main event due to time constraints.

xD

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The first fight was an instant classic compared to this one.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So the excitement is up to

Jake Shields and Dan Henderson?

Scott Coker is crying.

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

out of his wallet

bye bye SF you were fun while u lasted

by milk72 on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go.

don’t stand this up yamasaki. I will…. throw a tantrum if you do.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He just did

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce….sign the cosplaying kick-boxer, please.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw that K1 tournament today

God bless DVRs.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

swearing on live tv fail, probably

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 second diaz delay

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They probably had to dump the audio because people were cursing,

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gil just Jedi mind tricked the crowed.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d definitely rank Edgar ahead of Melendez.

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA wins

My sig left me for a woman.

by donkeypunch on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hacksaw FTW

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

MEH

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he used a title on the comment so that we can close it.

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes,
It's getting hard to keep track of conversations with all these unfunny "You fail" pics propping up.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So in the last 8 days

The number 1 and 2 LWs in the world lose. The upcoming consensus rankings should be fun.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Gil

But I’ll kill myself if he’s number one at 155 in the next Meta Rankings.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

do you swear?

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll never see me again!!!!!!!! (This is probably similar to how Aoki will act in five minutes)

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow..

terrible officiating

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

The LW rankings are going to be an absolute mess

LOL

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What's wrong with Gil's eye?

Did he punch himself at some point?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

That’s quite possible.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aoki sucked. I’m sorry…but he’s not a top 10 lightweight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I’m not (just trying to make people feel better)

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

was this his first fight in a cage?

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to agree

The epitome of one-dimensional.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He deserves to plummet after this.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is too much man. He’s an all or nothing kind of guy due to his style. Doesn’t mean he’s a bum. If he is, than Gegard isn’t top ten, either.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he is, than Gegard isn’t top ten, either.

A lot of people would agree with that.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d bounce Mousasi from the top ten after tonight. Aoki isn’t a bum…being out fo the top ten doesn’t make you a bum.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not about that

It’s about the sort of reaction that’s prevalent after a fighter has a subpar performance. Guys move up incrementally, they should move down incrementally. It’s a pass/fail thing with a lot of MMA fans; guy can kill anyone/guy can’t beat the worst fighter in the world.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

He’s too one dimensional and I wouldn’t take him to beat anyone in the top 10 if they were to fight tomorrow. Even guys like Alvarez who he already beat.

This fight was a clear exposure of how much trouble I think he would have with anyone at the top end of the division on most nights.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly though the Shaolin fight made him look worse than this did, and I didn’t dock him too much for that. I still like Aoki, but yeah— he better stay in Japan.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean…by saying not a top 10 fighter…he’ll still be in my top 10 tomorrow because he “earned it” I just don’t think he would stay there fighting other top 10 guys

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I think elaborating on your point makes it less severe, not because of how I know you feel, but because of how people perceive it. Aoki is a very good fighter, but Western style lightweights will hurt him.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

0/18 is never a good percentage, no matter the stat.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

USA USA USA USA

Wait. did the Mexican just win?

by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He...is...good...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said he's top 3

i dont know about that but at least he’s trying to keep it in the realm of sanity

"Live fast, die."

by Bonedoctor on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gil is top 5….but he just doesn’t get a chance to prove it very often.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did bitch up the #2 lw, who was being ranked #1 by a few people after Penn lost. In terms of fighters self-hype, he wasn’t even exaggerating that much.

"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.

by toxic on Apr 18, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

What on earth does a man need to do for you to think he’s good?!

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by Tedd Welch on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a fight between the Heat/Celtics.

Really. Turn to ESPN now.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Well it's over now.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Pierce hurt? That never happens.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an ELBOW by Garnett!

More striking than aoki just did.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garnett would scare the life out of me if I ever had to guard him.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most exciting fight all night.

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I don't know what brought that on, but Garnett better get suspended...maybe richardson too.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, let's have highlights of a prelim

instead of showing the main event that’s already going to run over the timeslot

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty pathetic production. One time they end 30 minutes early, one time they go over by a ton (which is probably about to happen).

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the prelims were good for the sake of the people who bought tickets.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

They should let Nick Diaz do post-fight interviews for all Caesar Gracie fighters.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Who's it gonna be?

Decision Dan or Hollywood Henderson?

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What about... Hendo? xP

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling the disappointment train is going to keep chugging along right through the main event.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

This fight really has the potential to be the worst of the bunch.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

H-Bomb please.

Decision Dan, most likely.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a good sign when they have to show highlights of the Miller fight. On paper, it should have been over within 30 seconds, thus not requiring a highlight recap. :(

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that call at second was BS

should be 1-1.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks very good. Not sure what all the angst was about earlier.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm done pretending that I can tell how the game will be without playing it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who said anything about play?

I think it LOOKS good.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm agreeing with you if you couldn't tell...

I’m saying that for everyone obsessed with it “looking like it sucks” I am just ignoring it and waiting until I get my hands on it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like a PS2 game

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

/ sarcasm

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously??

i thought it looked terrible. the ufc one doesnt look much better, but this looks very robotic.

The NBA: Where Donaghy Happens.

by imissnoch on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try using past tense. This is waaaaay later.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

On top of the less than stellar fights, SF is going to piss off the affiliates it appears.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think this next one’s going to go to decision, however.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Danica Patrick isnt that hot.

I mean shes better looking than anything ican date but she’s not a super hot megababe godaddy wants to htink she is

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i politely disagree

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

^this

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

GoDaddy is killing my child hood by replacing Kelly LeBrock with Danica Patrick.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't that Flashdance?

So it would be Jennifer Beals.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wandy is about to come on.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I get to watch

Machida/Shogun 1, I win

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

Shogun won, just in case…

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Machida won 1-3, Rua won 4-5 and 2 was decided in Machida’s favor because he punched to the head instead of kicking knees and fanboys screamed and cried for eight solid months?

by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Highlight of the broadcast for me

was shamrock saying “Wait to throw that left leg kick to the head”

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Then go for the takedown and set up the heel hook armbar.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling it now

Fedor doesn’t fight until fall.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know

But that would make a great prop bet.

I may have a problem.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re getting what we paid for…

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ahh. I thought it was blackout again.

I was about to comment “seriously blackout?!”… and then I shook off that dyslexia.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, as a pre-mentioned cubs fan, I'd be okay with the cards winning just to wrap that shit up.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why thank you.

But if you lost the Central by 1 game they might run out of Chi Town.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay, I've kinda lost faith...

It happens after what, 102 years now?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get to the main event…let’s just show all the people sitting in leather chairs.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Compilation of earlier recorded clips of the guys.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Matt Lindland really considered a up and coming fighter

by Bebbeyaga on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

"Mayhem Miller fought Stout"?

Does Stout not have a first name? Is he like Cher?

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce probably thought they were signing Sam Stout.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cans aren’t allowed to have a first name, makes them seem too human.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

TBA would’ve put up a fight, though.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did Mayhem’s opponent get approved by a commission but Bobby Lashley’s fight against that guy who took a year off to box (and had like a 2-1 record) get turned down?

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I would really love an answer to this as well. Disgusting matchmaking.

Like being disappointed? Sweet! Follow @teddwelch on Twitter!

by Tedd Welch on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets/Cards going into the 20th innning

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

did shields have more cooties on the right side of his neck?

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

circle circle dot dot now I got my cootie shot

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Garnett landed an elbow on a Miami Heat player during that scrum.

Infinitely more entertaining than this.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Cavs won 96-83.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They better make it to the finals.

I want my Kobe vs. Lebron finals this year.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

Super marketable matchup.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they were banking on it last year really...

But then the Magic had to step in and cause a disaster. Well, not a disaster so much for me as a Lakers fan, but still.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

not gonna happen

My magic are taking whats theirs this year

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year was ugly for you.

I’m sorry, but the Lakers are cruel when they need to be.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing ratings and preempting the news

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Strikeforce.

It tolls for thee.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly Pavlik vs Sergio Martinez

Martinez is going to make him look stupid.

by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Pacing

The fight isn’t going to even start until after the top of the hour

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing I didn’t rely on the DVR for this one.

I started about 30 minutes late and caught up by fast forwarding through the first two fights after they hit the third round.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thing looked so good on paper…

Either Mousasi was going to sub Mo or Mo was going to GnP Moussasi into the canvas.

Aoki was going to rip Melendez’s arm off, flick him off with his own finger, then take the arm back to Japan with him, barking viciously if anyone came close to it.

Let’s hope Hendo knocks this herbivore over the top of the cage in 3 seconds, that’s the only thing that’s going to save Strikeforce’s relationship with CBS. It’s just too bad that everybody already changed the channel either way.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Mazzagatti-lite

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve seen him in a porno somewhere…

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didnt put a title on that on purpose, didn't you?

you wanted us to have to look at it…

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Gus


Everybody remembers Henderson’s tour de force performances on the King of Queens and “Guy standing in corner” on NCIS: LA

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The Just Blaze SSF4 is badass

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WORD

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so hype for that game.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be using the Greased Up Turkish Wrestler.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on the fence about whether to love him or hate him. I bet once I use him, I’m going to dig it. Capcom is good at token weird characters.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Hendo tries to make it exciting.

But this show is really making me want to order the WEC PPV

by IRodC on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This show makes me want to build a time machine to go back in time and not watch this show.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to get me one of those 3D TVs

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Give it 3-5 years

they’ll cost a 10th as much and there will actually be programming for them.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO I'd wait a while on those...

They’re working on ones that don’t require glasses ATM….

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think CBS and SF should have kicked this show into high gear and got the main event up quickly. But what do I know?

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

They stalled forever with Fedor, too.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess they’re hoping for a ratings bump from the people trying to watch the news.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Going to be a lot

of pissed off seasoned citizens.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck still watches the news?

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the Daily Show count?

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that's the best news source

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

More & more studies actually show it to be as substantive as "real" news, actually.

http://newsinfo.iu.edu/web/page/normal/4159.html

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people

Sadly.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Been burned many a time…

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've learned my lesson and set it over by 30 minutes at least.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rule No. 54 to DVR'ing MMA

Whenever Jake Shields is fighting, always extend your recording time by 30 minutes.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

DirecTv actually suggests a 30 minute overrun

on any live event you schedule.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is true...

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, stupid Comcast does as well...

but apparently this isn’t a live event by their standards.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that

Glad I’m still watching, actually.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll take anyone we can get! Even if they’re pissed off 50 year olds wanting to watch the news!

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

best comment of the last 500

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is taking so long?

I think Shields is scared to come out.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo and Shields will get eaten by rabid wolves

Before entering the ring, and the broadcast will end.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Its over.

These next 3 hitters wont make contact.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im sorry

no one’s hero is Dan Henderson

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

After seeing the ratings...

…Dan Henderson will be Dana White’s hero tomorrow.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's up there for me...

One of the fighters I could be most like. Unfortunately I have no wrestling base and I suck when I try to develop it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay... they're showing entrances now...

……………..

i cry these of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’m gonna lay on him like a blanket and hope for the best”

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"I think he's going to destroy Shields"

I shield he’s going to think destroy

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

FEAS-TID!!!!!

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If this goes 5 rounds it will be over at like 11:40 est time.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

Why does Frank hate Shields? What did I miss?

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Stability balls jokes.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Strikeforce commentators are even-handed with their comments. Frank Mir could learn a thing or two about fairness from Shamrock.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So, any chance Jake just circles to Dan's right and we get a 1st round KO?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce is the TNA of American MMA. Talented people, but they have no idea what they’re doing in terms of presentation, and a tendency to shit the bed when it counts most.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They should have just had them both walk in together.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell us how you really feel Frank

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell'em why you mad, son.

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chacne?

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This better be Frank's last card in the booth.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

All of them should be fired.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the UFC ever gets a network deal I hope they get some sponsors to provide limited commercial interuption. This is painful to watch.

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

they already have the commercials

on the spike and versus shows, what makes you think a network deal would be any different?

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake would beat Frank into a living death

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Replace “beat” with “positionally dominate” and “into a living death” with “in a boring ass fight” and we can agree

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is very funny.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, CBS whatever you do...

don’t actually explain why Frank and Scott don’t get along.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

If he hates Shields so much

then it’s a conflict of interest for him to be in the booth.

Worse than if Craig James owuld’ve done the Texas Tech bowl game in December

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

37? it said 39 years old.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

hsahhaha

lame sweaty video game

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming up on the news after Strikeforce...

Charisma literally seen fleeing Nashville at top speed!!!

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess there's no highlights? hah

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god Mr. Bong has kept me interested long enough to see Hendo.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Oh, he's way cooler, but Mr. B helps pass the time...

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not a bitch

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone drinking a Rockstar energy drink now?

I got this 710ml can of it and the can says “Do not exceed 500ml” daily.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If shields wins a grind out decision

I think this will be Coker’s worst night ever.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It already is,

they lost all of the casuals more than 1 hour ago.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, but, but...the takedowns!

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point I'm wishing for a snoozer.

F this card.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

(Coker prays for a Henderson KO)

by Nick Thomas on Apr 17, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

whats that growth on shields’ neck?

by ironic sumo on Apr 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo looks BEEFED

He’s going to KO this Vegan for the pride of Meat.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Get up Hendo!

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Apr 17, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Shields not see the Bisping fight?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess not...

“Gee coach, he hits hard! Why didn’t you tell me?”

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEGLOCK PLEASE NO

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

haha shields is out

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRST PUNCH! FIRST PUNCH!

They’re running Shields over.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana was right

Throwing the kid under the bus.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Goldie right now.

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I second this.

I never will say another bad thing about goldie.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schiavello is at the arena. Just put him in here.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s looking older. His body, that is.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got punched in the back of the head

and didn’t look even a little out. Horrible commentary.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

nice pre-mature commentary

alongside some petty frank shamrocking..

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow… Frank Shamrock should be removed from the booth mid-fight. I used to LOVE him as a fighter and now… I’m sad.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

omg this is hilarious

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

shields is going out on his shield…..

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Hendo is a monster!

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Well its good that one of the color guys hates one of the fighters.

Remind me not to watch the next CBS show.

…oh wait.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Transcript

PUNCH HEAD KICK LEFT SIDE STEP HENDERSON STEPS PUNCH LEFT RIGHT UPPERCUT LEFT SHIELDS IN THE WORST TROUBLE OF HIS CAREER JAKE SHIELDS SHIELDS SHIELDS YOU SEE FEAR IN THIS GUYS EYES FOR THE FIRST TIME.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’d love to know the difference. All wrestling looks the same to me (except pro wrestling).

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greco = no holds below the waist

and no use of trips or the legs at all.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any reason why those are illegal?

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Difference in styles

Like how Muay Thai is different than K1

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no WAY

shields can get hendo down easily for his BJJ game to work

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You do realize

that Hendo is notorious for giving up easy takedowns despite his wrestling credentials?

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Jake comes off that cage

Hendo’s gonna launch him

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes – you can see the cage behind him.

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no crying in MMA!

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ish okies...

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendo is being nice here

I think he is even talking to him in the clinch

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields starts throwing after the bell rings.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Hendo

Shamrock has it 10-2

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

And Ken Shamrock has winner.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-8 Hendo

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

In terms of commentary and production

This may be the worst MMA event I’ve ever seen.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You should see more MMA...

Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
MMA Editor - SBNation.com

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

England in particular

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said

That I’ve seen. I’ve seen some regional stuff live but don’t see much of the small stuff on TV.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

WARGODZ! Raffle!

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WARGODZ changed my life.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t comment on production because I find myself reading instead of watching, but the commentary is the worst I’ve heard. Wow.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Wargodz and YAMMA make this look like Bushio 9….

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

An event can't be qualified as one of the worse ever unless there's one of the following:

Butterbean leg kicks and/or raffles

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Jake but..

This ends when Dan wants it to end

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

At the end of the 5th?

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

P eople
E ating
T asty
A nimals

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

bare your soul young one

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s gotta reach inside. And if he does………… I’ll be his fan.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

“Now Shields on his back!”
As Hendo has got his back.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait. drunken fail. that can be taken two ways.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

man this is a good fight!

good things come to those who wait!

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Mount....

Big Mistake by Hendo there….Shields can do this maybe?

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Rogan NEVER runs a guy over just because he’s probably gonna leave. This is fucking terrible commentary.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Rogan

he falls in love quick but hes a good commentator

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they seriously talking about how much trouble Sheilds is in...

…from his mount? God this sucks.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he just say he needs to fuckin’ roll?

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan getting whopped

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

great fight

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s the only reasonable explanation for why Shields seems to be in a dominant position guys!

These commentators…

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

bridge up for christ sake

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he taking a break or something?

I mean, WTF?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s really putting some energy into this position?? What is this idiot talking about?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Strikeforce, you have to be more specific.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do they

Shields in mount. Frank was suggesting that Shields was somehow gassing himself.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce's other sponsor

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields Vs. GSP upcoming

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, advocating murder.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes Strikeforce look worse.

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like jake, but those just don’t look like they have much zing. At all.

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I… wow. This is bizarre.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

A Jui-Hitsu Buzzsaw!

Because laying on top of a guy and tapping him with your gloves is BJJ now?

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

dan pillow pounded out would make this a truly bizarre card

shiatsu black belt

by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Apr 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Same exact thing as when Shields fought Paul Daley. Had him mounted forever, but the lack of power was so obvious.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19 - all knotted up.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And college basketball. He was awesome during march madness.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendo didn’t try to bridge once. I wonder if that’s because his back is hurting because that was strange.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit...

Hendo needs to get after him on the feet.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I am enjoying this fight.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

this is saving the night

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me three

Too bad this show too until after its scheduled end time to be interesting.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL now the

excuses, just in case……

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine the ratings right now

with all the people looking for news

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick question, is there any way a red would stop it if Dan was unable to get out of that position while he got pillow-fisted?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It's amazing that Hendo

has never improved his takedown defense

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Good fight so far…

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

do you know what exactly is injured?

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

merchandise sales?

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i think we caught that the 87 other times you mentioned it.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nothing personal… just sayin’. they’ve already mentioned it on the commentary, so it’s not really a secret at this point.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure what injury would explain

his HORRIBLE TD defense

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a nice single leg shot

but horrible follow up. Hendo didn’t defend all that well.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ughh, elbows, PLEASE

Give these guys a chance to end a fight!

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

via cut?

just saying :p

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because that always happens :p

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

most times

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

cuts…sure.

cut stoppages…nope.

But let’s not get into that now. :p

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

many cut stoppages

but I agree, I’ll leave it alone hehe

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields should go to the UFC. This is guy is legit and elbows is another weapon for him to finish.

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say what you want..

Shields looks good. This is not his natural weight class and Hendo flexes 205. He’s doing a fine job.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I am schocked by his performance so far

I haven’t seen much Shields, but I just assumed this wouldn’t be too tough a fight for Hendo. I was wrong.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

Even if Jake were to get KO’d somehow, he should come out of this looking nice

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

Even if Dan caught him later, there is no indication from this fight that he does not belong in UFC’s 170

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's showing me a lot in this fight

I’d like to see what he can do with UFC welterweights.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst possible outcome for Strikforce?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole program, it seems.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Aoki winning would’ve been worse, but yeah

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do we know he hasn't already? :)

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jiu JIT SU. Jiu JIT…. SU.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

My nephew sounds more intelligent when talking about MMA than Frank Shamrock.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having an overpaid poached UFC fighter lose their debut to your champion who jumps ship to the UFC.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail for P Brady.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus and Frank have to go. Mauro, too.

GIVE US THE VOICE!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

For sure d00d

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOODNESS SHIELDS!!!!!…….. just couldn’t hold on.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I want more “THE SLIPPER STILL FITS” or “RISE AND FIRE!” and less pretending to understand MMA.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

shields with elbows might be a little more devastating.. unless his elbows have the same opponent-based protective coating as his fists

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Strikeforce not allowing elbows is a huge difference and would make a positional expert like shields even more deadly.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo could have ended his fight in the 1st with 'bows

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am in the twilight zone

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo got dominated two straight rounds

by MMAHOKIE on Apr 17, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields punching from mount

reminds me of Ralphie beating up Scott Farkus in A Christmas Story

That said, 28-26 Shields

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Someone remind me, is Shields a free-agent after this?

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

He still has a short period on his contract that is unlikely to be long enough for another fight.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have The Ultimate Warrior commentate MMA than Frank Fucking Shamrock.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+100 for Gil doing double duty

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

28-27 Shields

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Sheilds

Team Veg!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Herschel looks like he’s ready for night-night.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

hes normally in bed by this. while his opponent is on the couch eating chips

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want Shields to win by Submission

I write for 5oz of Pain and I predicted Shields by submission and was promptly told that I sent the credibility of the site back five years. I just want to make them eat their words.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

No, but it got annoying not being able to respond to comments like the guys here.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it possible we can brace the outside of his mouth?

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butt Drag FTW!

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Now this

is an unusual position

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW Gus

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Weird, but cool situation.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Shamrock openly rooting for Hendo. It’s weird.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes Gus coming to Henderson’s defense, reading the talking points memo from Coker

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana White and PETA are very happy tonight.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Now the announce team is making excuses for Henderson? Classy.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

because

hendo will be with the company for another fight, Jake might not be

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now i want Shoelds to win

just to fuck up SF. this card sucks.

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

they need to go back to japan where the competition is a little easier

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields is outwrestling Hendo. Srsly— turn it to CBS.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda crazy

Dan is looking old. Makes me sad….

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get up, Dan! Get off yo back!

/Rampage

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

"up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up"

/Tito

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAMMERTREEHAMMERTREEHAMMERTREE!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a little early

But if Shields wins, where does he go in the MW standings?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean the WW rankings?

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either or Both

If he wins he is at least a top 5 MW.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top five both, maybe

Scary stuff. Instant fight with GSP.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, At least Top 3 or 4.

And when Sonnen loses, itd be worth an immediate fight with ANderson SIlva.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he'll want to drop back down to WW

in the UFC.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Shields is going to be getting a bit of a pay bump after this… as in pay doubling.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 120: SHIELDS V. FITCH

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Knowing how things go in MMA

One of them is getting KO’d

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would probably end up being the most action-packed fight ever, just to screw with all of us.

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not keeping track of scoring but as far as I can see just from watching Hendo definitely needs a finish if he wants to win.

by Roa on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can just hear Dana now....

Dan sucks. He lost to a bloated welterweight. We let him go.

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Take Scott’s tie away, he might try to hang himself in the bathroom.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Say what you want about shields, at least he passes good fighters guards.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

For what it's worth

past opponent have shown it’s not difficult to take Hendo down and pass his guard

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Big John just tell Shields to work

while he’s grounding and pounding in full mount? Is Coker talking in his earpiece?

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m pissed. This is ridiculous.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields has dynamite in those hands.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pillow WAR

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, hotlink defense… move along….

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i gotta drink this coffee hot?

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The message to Hendo still stands though, hah…

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO i love that mauro is the only giving shields any credit. off all people not to SCHILL

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I crazy for thinking Jake Shields is kinda like Ricardo Arona?

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see it

Even in the standup. It’s weird.

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no power though

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

Thats where the “kinda” comes in I guess

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don’t really need logic to post his thoughts when we all know what they are anyways

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake wakes up tomorrow morning

With a big ass truck with a UFC logo parked in his driveway, packed full of cash.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Shields continues on to win this,

I have a feeling they’ll set up Hendo vs Shamrock. (and hype up the fact that Frank subbed him in a grappling tourney ages ago)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, even with the loss, hendo’s next fight will be for the belt, once shields relinquishes it. either that, or a fight with king mo.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP doesn’t have one punch KO power, Shields doesn’t have power.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields is very talented, but he’s every bit as frustrating. Hard to watch, sometimes. If he had any power, dude would be the best at 170.

Enjoy selling Mr. Excitement, Dana.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What, so Shields could score a cheap cut to end the fight? He’d still have no power.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finishing is Finishing.

and really him finishing via a cheap cut when he could just go to an easy decision each round is much more preferable.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuts are a terrible way to end a fight. The worst.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comments like that give the impression that you’ve never actually witnessed a fight.

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he does his weak striking from mount and not the guard like so many wrestlers.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find him better to watch than Fitch

Though, admittedly, that’s not saying much.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

Fitch doesn’t pass guard

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching him get full mount repeatedly is fun. It’s everything after that which bugs me.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He cant elbow.

That would add a HUGE dimension to his game.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cheap cuts from powerless elbows would be soooooooooo awesome!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEy, it’s still better than this. At least there is BLOOOOD!

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zombies?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 170

He’s been a submission machine.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never would have guessed it would be this easy for Shields to get Hendo down every single round. This looks like Sonnen/Silva in Sonnen’s dreams.

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Takeshi Kitano gets a Rec

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue Jamie Varner

saying Hendo came to fight, and Shields came to grapple

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Is this the guy who was gonna beat Anderson

by Bebbeyaga on Apr 17, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

No, Shields would probably fight at 170 in the UFC.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN YOU BOO FULL MOUNT?

Go somewhere else on your Saturday night if this somehow disenchants you. Wow..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

mounted again... HAHAHA... wow...

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

How many nails

did this put in the coffin?

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

say to buh bye to CBS..

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big John is going to stand them up from the mount.

by monkeyfightclub on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to be kidding.....

They’re dogging him out for full mount. What a pussy! LOLZ!

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Armbar!

(that’s all Mauro knows)

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Renzo and Hendo are a couple of my favorite fighters. It’s been a couple of tough weekends.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too man

At least Shields has big upside.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

full name of event… Strikeforce: Affliction 4

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Correct me if I;m wrong… but he was NOT going for an armbar from that kimura…

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the rules.

They still have that EliteXC-style stand up rule if I am not mistaken.

by zeroword on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean arm-triangle armbar.

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields is gonna get a BIG raise….

….from somebody.

by MickDawg on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields needs to finish he’s had the mount all night

by MMAHOKIE on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 112: INVINCIBLE
1 week later
Strikeforce: VINCIBLE

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Shields is being smart

Only working for the choke at the end of the round when he cnat get into touble.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Big Jon. This is Mirgliotta territory.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadly, for Shields, it is appropriate for a ref to yell at him to work while in full mount.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Sos was not happy

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

2h34 Broadcast Time

1h15 Fighting Time

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Who called all decisions?

Was it Ubernoober?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe it was everybody?

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wrong about the Miller fight.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

The world on a string doesn't mean a thing.
It's only real in the way that I feel from day to day.

by Ubernoober on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big John lost a lot of respect in my book by calling for action from the mount.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan looked awful. Sad to see one of my favorites fall like that. And what was up with John. If punching from that mount isn’t work, what the hell is?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

After this card, I really need a hug.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

3 non-crowd pleasing decision plus a shields win....

The absolute worse outcome of SF….

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

*for SF

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW he's a Jake Shields fan.

His Henderson love ended in 25 minutes, i see.

by garik16 on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake Shields by Soul-Baring

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana's Karma

Looks like White knew what he was talking about. If JAKE SHEILDS could do that to him, what did he have for Anderson Silva?

Vote Quimby

by mason_beer on Apr 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Tonight was supposed to be special!

It was our night! OUR NIGHT!

/runs away crying

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

How do you promote a 185lber who lost against a 170lber?

by cyph on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Jake has

a "Frank is my BITCH: shirt for his next weigh ins

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Henderson

What does SF do with him now? Looks like a great big money pit to me.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

If he can’t stop Shields from taking him down, Henderson has no chance against King Mo.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 18, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he got a cut of the ppv from tonight ;)

by hewsdaddy on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent question

Scott Coker has to be on the phone to Vadim right now – Fedor has to be on the next card, if there is one.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was disappointed in Hendo’s and Mousasi’s performances.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

+Aoki.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mousasi looked bad, Mo looked bad, Aoki looked bad, Hendo looked bad…

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

48-45? How does that happen?

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

you can see Henderson telling Jake, “I’m gonna go take a nap”

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA MAYHEM

David Price is better than your top young pitcher.

by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YES THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

This just happened

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And there's the death of strikeforce.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WTFWTFWTFWhliwahdlQ D

i cry these tears of lust when i submit to you... my love.

by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Crowd – “BoooOOoooo”

by Nick Thomas on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck just happened?!

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We didn't think it could get worse...

Deadliest Warrior Returns April 20!!!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that all Nick Diaz??

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And down goes Strikeforce!

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

G

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy… oh my god… I almost turned it off.

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bellator > Strikeforcce

The Seahawks have traded my signature to the Detroit Lions for a 6th round draft pick.

by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

DREAM, K1 > Strikeforce

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble

by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing, definite rec

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 of those were mine.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of MMA on broadcast TV. Well done idiots.

by neyvit on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

JR references = instant rec

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My tv cut out for half a second… and now there’s a ridiculous mosh pit… was that mayhem miller?

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

This promotion came across as a concerted effort to send MMA backwards.

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

by troy145 on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

rotf

the perfect ending to the perfect night

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HahaahhaahahahahahahahHaha

The final blow! Goodbye Strikeforce!!!

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This doesnt happen in MMA, fuck you commentator.

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by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah this was the worst comment after “nice a brawl!”.

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by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wowzaaaa…
what was that all about??

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mayhem jumped in the cage

and started demanding a rematch with Shields…the Cesar Gracie team went after Mayhem, and all hell broke loose

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cesar Gracie Team hmm…

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by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit taking the sport so seriously

the sky isn’t falling, no one will care… did people freak out this bad after the karl noons/diaz brothers post fight antics?

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by Excelsior! on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that on network television?

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

CBS in fact

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by Excelsior! on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually that was Showtime. KJ never fought on CBS.

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by Tonley on Apr 17, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad, but SF still had 50+ million subscribers and is easy enough to find footage of, if ESPN and major news outlets didn’t find/run with that story it’s doubtful they would now.

As far as this hurting MMA legalization… I don’t think that’s true either, I mean Philly fans don’t give the NFL or football a bad name. This was a separate, isolated indecent un-related to the sport. And anyways, nowadays legalizing MMA is an economic issue instead of a social one.

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by Excelsior! on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it was not that bad you did not see peoples heads getting stomped

by Shocbomb on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU ELITE XC!

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sorry. I LOVE YOU STRIKEFORCE!

by cmsove on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce isn't going to exist in 2011.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Strikeforce isn’t going to exist in 2011 August.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great, that asshole just had to say, “This sort of thing happens in MMA”

No it doesn’t, you prick. Way to progess the sport.

by Amsterdaam on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone explain what happened, my tv cut out

by castleeb on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Mayhem jumped in the cage

and started demanding a rematch with Shields…the Cesar Gracie team went after Mayhem, and all hell broke loose, street-fight style

by Scott Haber on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, didn’t think unscripted shit like that goes down…

by castleeb on Apr 18, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

All Mayhem did was jump in and said “How about that rematch?” and Shields said fuck you then Sheilds friend pushed Mayhem and Shields hit him. Then everyone started beating the crap out of Mayhem. Shields just admitted it was his fault.

by jcbrewer on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields friend just happened to be Gil

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by midwestbred on Apr 17, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst of all...

anyone who saw the first Mayhem/Shields fight doesn’t want to see a second.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That melee was better than their first fight.

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

miller knew the night sucked, he saved this shit

proly ruined strikeforce, but awesome

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by imissnoch on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i was thinking to myself, I didn’t know Mayhem was in Jake’s corner?

BOOM, Nick Diaz says GET OUT!

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember this the next time someone compares the UFC to WWE

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that is a bit dramatic!

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

really hope anyone who'd get ruffled by that

had already changed the channel. could be bad for the whole sport, not just strikeforce.

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn't even funny.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"Wheres my rematch"

i wanna see what happens next.

by Td9d on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

The next DREAM show needs to hurry up and get here.

Really starting to sour on the US MMA scene.

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL!?

Strikeforce it was nice knowing you.

by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, Aoki could’ve won, then taken the belt to Japan, showed up on live TV with Eric Bischoff, and then thrown it into a garbage can.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit.. this is going to be everywhere.. guh..

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder what dana is thinking?

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably just jizzed his pants after that.

by Roa on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it loses their contract with CBS, that’s a pretty big blow.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you miss my joke? Basically…

1) if this was real, it’s just fucking bad for MMA and SF as a whole

2) if it was staged, it’s a pointless build-up to a rematch that no one on earth wants to see. The first time it happened it was booed out of the building and everyone watching changed the station.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were serious about building heat for a rematch…oops…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was cageside at the Chicago show when people were screaming at Jake as he walked to the back that he owed them a refund for being so awful.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn…that’s harsh…it wasn’t a good fight, but damn, it wasn’t that bad…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really was. I don’t think they would have gotten on CBS again without Fedor saving the day.

by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It really wasn’t that bad, but it made casual fans changed the channel so we’re supposed to act like it was an abombination.

by Amor on Apr 18, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’ll be lucky to keep their Showtime contract

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, could MMA have asked for a worse two events?

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

At least one was an overseas PPV

that only big fans saw. This was network TV.

by Trysdor on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

by MicahW on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Is a 40 min overrun professional producing? I am not sure.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope. It’s bush league and accelerates the death cycle, God willing.

by Tim the Enchanter on Apr 18, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. Mayhem getting up with a “Why did you do that?” look on his face…..unbelievable.

by McEwen on Apr 17, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job Strikeforce

by Takun on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

enjoy Japan, Mayhem

Jake is going to the big show and your headed to fighting Nick Thompson . . .

Vote Quimby

by mason_beer on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus fuck, where the fuck is the security, Strikeforce?

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hhahahaha

so not only did that happen, but they’re REPLAYING it? amazing

by woooburn on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Louisville, KY didn’t go back to strikeforce after that happened, went straight to the local news

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by MicahW on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, instant replay?? why…..

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Gil pushed first, and I saw both Diaz bros. jump in there.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me crazy, but....

I don’t see Strikeforce going back to Nashville anytime soon. Just a guess.

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mayhem vs 5 guys..

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol Gus

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by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god all the casuals were put to sleep about an hour ago.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That seemed staged

after watching the replay.

by Riney on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I don't think the Diaz boys do staged.

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by Dave Strummer on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only because they’re too high to remember their parts

by PM23 on Apr 18, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

and frank makes it even MORE awkward

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when this happened with Cabbage and Tank?

They had security in and Chuck Fucking Liddell was there to break it up.

by RobertGBP on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

is frank a jake shields fan?

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure. Maybe he should tell us again.

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good hype for Shields vs Mayhem II.

by MickDawg on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Except Shields is probably jumping ship

and Mayhem didn’t exactly endear himself to Scott Coker with that.

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by duck on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

mauro is PIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The media is going to be too dumb to decipher this Strikeforce disaster from UFC

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn Gilbert, NIck, and Nate went in on mayhem

by ThaSandman on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dana is definitely giggling his ass off..

that or he’s pissed cuz this is not great for MMA in general

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

He laughing Manically in his secret lair twirling his mustache.

by Blacklegend on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nick took top and nate took bottom mayhem

by dank7 on Apr 17, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

A big high-five for the first person who can get me a .gif of the brawl

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

No way ANYONE can defend Strikeforce as a credible organization after this.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking bush league. I’m pissed. Bad fights? One thing. That last skirmish? Totally unacceptable. It had to be set up, too. Why would Mayhem just be wandering around in the cage? Totally, unequivocally awful and pathetic. I am furious at how this makes my favorite sport appear.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair…

let’s not pretend that the Tank Abbott/Cabbage brawl didn’t happen in the UFC. I don’t blame SF for this unless it was staged.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would explain why Mayhem was added to the card with an outclassed opponent.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, because MMA was building credibility back then and getting regulation in most US States. Not even close to the same thing. This is on CBS, in 2010.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. But they DID let Mayhem in the cage. At BEST they’r guilty of bad judgment and negligence.

by argyle on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. Why would he be there? Had to be set up. For why? No one knows. If that’s your negotiation process, wow..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIIRC, that was subdued relatively easily.

by RobertGBP on Apr 18, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

it involved biker gangs...

I’m not saying it was the same thing…but sometimes these things happen and it’s not really fair to pin it on the promotion.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 18, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am FURIOUS

That just set us back about ten years. ON CBS. When the nightly news is supposed to be on. Way to go Strikeforce..

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst part

is most people will think that this happened at a UFC event

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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 17, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did...

it was called Tank/Cabbage

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not nearly the same series of circumstances.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's highly unfair to blame Strikeforce...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 18, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

so many people against free MMA

it’s like being against free health care or 95% tax cuts. go figure…

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

A bad show

Is a bad show regardless of what you paid for it. And the nonsense at the end was just the final nail in the coffin on what was a thoroughly disappointing night.

I hate being told I should like it just because it’s free.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I'm not debating that it was a bad show

I am however dumbfounded by the amount of comments praising the potential end of free fights on CBS. that really does puzzles me, the bad night of fights was not really SFs fault, it happens in the UFC as well. And the brawl was also not SFs fault…

Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension

by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not praising it

I’m bemoaning it. This was terrible though and can you blame CBS if they say they don’t want to do it again?

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't say you were

but many are, and yeah, I wouldn’t blame CBS if they decided to drop SF, which is why I think this was terrible for it to happen. But I’m not going to be all happy and praising their failure as if it was a good thing to happen.

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is praising the end of free fights on CBS. Three “boring” fights and an idiotic brawl to close the show went a long way in working against keeping Strikeforce on CBS.

I’ll be curious to see the ratings on this one. I love free MMA but television companies and advertisers enjoy the eyes of the masses. Something tells me the masses weren’t watching this show tonight.

by John Lamb on Apr 17, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh, I don’t see it but I like reading your comments so I will agree with you.

by John Lamb on Apr 18, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

no need to agree with me for the sake of agreeing, but we can agree to disagree for the sake of it :p

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by Orcus on Apr 18, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, but they are going down none the less, from CBS at least. The way they handled the brawl was stupid: nice replay, in case you missed it, “it happens in MMA” wtf gus… I won’t cry so I laugh about it.

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by spectaa on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't listening to the audio

but the replay really bothered me too (although part of me was glad to see it, since I missed the first time). but still..

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by Orcus on Apr 17, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you enjoyed this crap as much as I did.

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by SSreporters on Apr 17, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

All I have to say is. That was fucking awesome. Best part of the night.

by MrJobro on Apr 17, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously

Stop. The ramifications of what happened tonight……

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. This sets back all the hard work of MMA people to get the sport into the mainstream for years. What a disgrace. Fucking attacking a guy on live TV on the Goddamn LEAD IN to the news. What a great idea, you stupid assholes.

by Jonathan. on Apr 17, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's wait and see...

before we decide what the ramifications are.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting

But I know the media is going to EAT THIS UP.

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by Damon O. on Apr 17, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aren’t you going to love the report though?

Pictures of the Diaz brothers mean mugging and throwing Stockton gang signs, and jumping an MTV personality, with LOTS of focus on the Diaz bros pot use.

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by Jacob Hayes on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I was just about to login to Twitter for the first time in over a year to see what he had to say.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like that either

How could he possibly be happy about that?

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though..

I’m hoping that’s at Jake.

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by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea I figured that was more in regards to Jake beating Hendo.

by PM23 on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s his shit eating I told you so grin, forget the fact that one of his guys was in there.

by Worldisart on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana on twitter.

danawhite
  
:)

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by P Brady on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

MMA fans everywhere:

:(

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by a tommy point on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I restarted my DVR and got that recorded. Who woulda guessed that would happen?!?!

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by ANance on Apr 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow.

It’s amazing. You do everything you can to put on three great fights on paper and then it ends up being a lousy night of fights where your two biggest stars IMO get embarassingly dominated in very low action matches.

That crap at the end can be blamed on Strikeforce though.

Have to feel bad for Coker. I like the idea of good, free fights on TV, but I can’t see them coming back from this. That was awful.

by TLow on Apr 17, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully garnett's elbow takes the media coverage...

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by zakkree on Apr 17, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Granted, Mayhem can get out of hand, but for fuck sakes he just asked for a rematch, knowing that Shields was pissed and that he put on another hump fest and then he gets jumped by half the Strikefarce roster?

Doesn’t seem right to me, how was this worse than G.S.P. saying he wasn’t impressed.

I’ve just become a bigger fan of Mayhem and pretty much lost any inkling of favor that I’ve had towards Strikefarce.

by jcbrewer on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t picture a scene where GSP says he is not impressed and 5 guys comes at him swinging though.

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by spectaa on Apr 18, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly he was touching Shields. That shit is not ok ever. You put your hand on another man, and you better expect punches.

by MrJobro on Apr 18, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you, in the joint? Spare me.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

what are you a pussy? you don’t touch people it’s an invasion of personal space, and an incredible insult. it’s one thing if you’re being friendly, but if you’re doing it with attitude that’s unacceptable, and grounds for assault.

by MrJobro on Apr 18, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

Mayhem clearly bumps Shields, and that is going to create a reaction, especially if the person you bumped is still riding the emotional high of a fight.

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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 18, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or you can be the bigger man, call out Mayhem schoolyard antics for what they are, and walk away.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 18, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t think there was time for that before the Diaz brothers jumped in swinging…

by Chortles on Apr 19, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Are you assaulting your keyboard cuz you’re all jazzed up by the Diaz bros? Save the namecalling and tough guy act for someplace else, homey.

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by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummmm

The law disagrees with you.

by DuRuffio on Apr 18, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what’s better than an MMA fight? A brawl on national tv.

by MrJobro on Apr 17, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

logic....oh logic...

come out come out wherever you are…

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by timetosaygoodbye on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The horror.......

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh the huMANity!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 18, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going to a concert

Goodnight gents.. Hopefully we’ll have a more gratifying card next time round.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Charles Awad on Apr 17, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoy yourself.

I’m going to bed a dream of brawls and wrestling all night.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 18, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

“and”
At least I got the picture of AokiI crying in my mind. I rooted for him but after this fight I’m glad he ended up shedding tears.

I'm a lover not a fighter

by spectaa on Apr 18, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched the replay for the 4th time and there’s a bald dude in sneakers shuffling through the melee that looks exactly like DW from the top. Too much.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Apr 17, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

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by Amsterdaam on Apr 18, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

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16 minutes ago via web

LOL

by Amsterdaam on Apr 18, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I had picked King Mo, Aoki, and Henderson for the wins.

I guess 1 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Couldn’t help but feel frustrated watching Mousasi and Lawal. It just felt like both guys should have performed better than they did. Both of them looked very beatable tonight.

Thought Aoki would have subbed Gilbert. Probably could have, but Melendez was smart enough not to play that game with him. Huge gaff by Yamasaki during the fight though. Aoki didn’t look like a #2 LW in the world out there to me.

Henderson/Shields…really thought one of those bombs in the first round would have put Shields to sleep. Henderson’s takedown defense and ground game was rather pitiful.

by Hardcase on Apr 18, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Shields won me some money.

The PPV was boring, but profitable. Thanks, Mo and Jake!

by Cunny on Apr 18, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions  

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