Las Vegas, NV (USA)  - In light of the recent Ultimate Fight Night card and the number of ear drums bursting during the broadcast, the UFC has begun to develop a mute button for watchers at home to press whenever lightweight star Kenny Florian is fighting. The button would be able to be pressed from a home remote and would only trigger the muting of Keith's voice, so the viewer would not have to mute the TV in order to avoid permanent hearing damage.


"While we realize that fighting is an intense event", said one UFC staffer, "Keith needs to realize that his incessant screaming has become a problem and that fans are actually losing their hearing during events." The UFC's mute button technology should be ready within the coming months.