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BREAKING - Liddell Out of TUF 11, Shamrock In!!

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In yet another Ultimate Fighter shocker, it has been reported that Chuck Liddell has had to back out of his commitment to season 11 of The Ultimate Fighter.  Early reports are that Liddell broke his hip after slipping in the kitchen picking up a midnight snack in his home.

 

"This could have happened to anyone" said UFC president Dana White, "but thankfully, we had a backup plan just in case Chuck broke his hip, Ken Shamrock."

Star-divide

Shamrock will immediately step in for the injured Liddell and promises that this will be the best Ken Shamrock we have ever seen.

"I know some of my last UFC fights left a bad taste in your mouths, but I knew I still had it in me for one last run at the title", said an emotional Shamrock.  "I've improved a lot in these past four years, and I know you fans have been clamoring for Shamrock / Ortiz IV.  I'm going to prove that I'm still the World's Most Dangerous Man!"

When asked about what he's done differently in training, Shamrock replied "I've really been doing my research this time around.  I hired a top team of guys to go out and find me the hardest steroids to test for.  I've been pumping myself up to the gills with them.  By the time the fight takes place in June, I'll be able to punch clear through Tito's stomach Riki-Oh style!"

Tito Ortiz could not be reached for comment, but his spokesman Jenna Jameson had a statement to read on his behalf:

This is exactly the kind of opponent Tito has been looking for.  Ken Shamrock is a legend of the sport and this should be a very competitive matchup.  After 3 dominant victories over Ken, Tito knows that Shamrock is out for blood this time around.  This will be the best Tito you've ever seen.  All his injuries are fully healed and he is 100% back to "the old Tito".

Also, just in case a miracle happens and Tito loses, the following excuses have been prepared:

- I focused way too much on my t-shirt and post fight celebration.

- I was paralyzed from the waist down until 2 days before the fight.

- Junie Browning challenged me to a case race before the fight and I couldn't back down.

- I literally just found out my girlfriend was a porn star for 14+ years

Poll
Who wins Ortiz / Shamrock IV?
Tito Ortiz
88 votes
Ken Shamrock
186 votes

274 votes | Poll has closed

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Thank you so much for improving the quality of my life. This is a vicious rec.

by castleeb on Apr 1, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

We already have the TUF Season 11 Rumors Post...

I’m all for satire, but is this really what this site is all about?

by fozo on Apr 1, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

check the "Read More" section

maybe you’ll figure it out. It’s ok, there are special classes for you in school that let you finger paint and everything!

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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he got it, and just didn’t find it funny? (or maybe not? haha)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 1, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

pfffff

How could you not find it funny?

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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m also loving how Shamrock is winning the poll convincingly

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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I got it... I'm not simple.

It’s just…. meh.

This type of stuff just seems more suitable for forums. I mean, think about it, is it good to encourage troll/joke posts?

But if the rest of the BE masses like it, then so be it.

by fozo on Apr 1, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

silly or stupid?

by BradCr on Apr 1, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, these posts pop up from time to time in the middle of the year, and the BE community slaughters the poster. its april fools day, so far there’s only been this one posting, and it’s a good one. i’m all for this type of post… once a year… in moderation :D

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

by MicahW on Apr 1, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't count

you’re a few hours to early.

by John Nash on Apr 1, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Got me on a fucking technicality.

by John Nash on Apr 1, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This post made me giggle into a living death. Thanks a lot, jerk :(

by Tedd Welch on Apr 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Mabe this time Shamrock will have a lion tamer or maybe a juggler to help him coach instead of Dan Freeman

"If I had a green shirt on, a pink shirt, a blue shirt, If I had a fuckin' tie-dyed Hawaiian shirt from 1952, Bobby still won that fight" Forrest Griffin

by StevenGiles on Apr 1, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the Best post i have ever read on this site! it makes Kid nate look like a kid . Thanks

by troquezz on Apr 1, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

haha thanks

Glad you liked it

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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn old people and their fragile hips

"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy

by Benicio on Apr 1, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

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