BREAKING - Liddell Out of TUF 11, Shamrock In!!
In yet another Ultimate Fighter shocker, it has been reported that Chuck Liddell has had to back out of his commitment to season 11 of The Ultimate Fighter. Early reports are that Liddell broke his hip after slipping in the kitchen picking up a midnight snack in his home.
"This could have happened to anyone" said UFC president Dana White, "but thankfully, we had a backup plan just in case Chuck broke his hip, Ken Shamrock."
Shamrock will immediately step in for the injured Liddell and promises that this will be the best Ken Shamrock we have ever seen.
"I know some of my last UFC fights left a bad taste in your mouths, but I knew I still had it in me for one last run at the title", said an emotional Shamrock. "I've improved a lot in these past four years, and I know you fans have been clamoring for Shamrock / Ortiz IV. I'm going to prove that I'm still the World's Most Dangerous Man!"
When asked about what he's done differently in training, Shamrock replied "I've really been doing my research this time around. I hired a top team of guys to go out and find me the hardest steroids to test for. I've been pumping myself up to the gills with them. By the time the fight takes place in June, I'll be able to punch clear through Tito's stomach Riki-Oh style!"
Tito Ortiz could not be reached for comment, but his spokesman Jenna Jameson had a statement to read on his behalf:
This is exactly the kind of opponent Tito has been looking for. Ken Shamrock is a legend of the sport and this should be a very competitive matchup. After 3 dominant victories over Ken, Tito knows that Shamrock is out for blood this time around. This will be the best Tito you've ever seen. All his injuries are fully healed and he is 100% back to "the old Tito".
Also, just in case a miracle happens and Tito loses, the following excuses have been prepared:
- I focused way too much on my t-shirt and post fight celebration.
- I was paralyzed from the waist down until 2 days before the fight.
- Junie Browning challenged me to a case race before the fight and I couldn't back down.
- I literally just found out my girlfriend was a porn star for 14+ years
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We already have the TUF Season 11 Rumors Post...
I’m all for satire, but is this really what this site is all about?
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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he got it, and just didn’t find it funny? (or maybe not? haha)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 1, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions
pfffff
How could you not find it funny?
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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I know
I’m also loving how Shamrock is winning the poll convincingly
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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I got it... I'm not simple.
It’s just…. meh.
This type of stuff just seems more suitable for forums. I mean, think about it, is it good to encourage troll/joke posts?
But if the rest of the BE masses like it, then so be it.
It’s April Fool’s day, it happens once per year; I think we can let it ride even if it is a bit silly
by Patrick79x on Apr 1, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
agreed, these posts pop up from time to time in the middle of the year, and the BE community slaughters the poster. its april fools day, so far there’s only been this one posting, and it’s a good one. i’m all for this type of post… once a year… in moderation :D
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I'm eastern standard time
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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
New Article on MMAForReal
Roy Nelson’s new Workout DVD
http://www.mmaforreal.com/2010/4/1/1400017/move-over-bodybyjake-theres-a-new
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haha thanks
Glad you liked it
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by Brian Hemminger on Apr 1, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions

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