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WEC 47: Bowles vs. Cruz - Live Results and Commentary

WEC 47: Bowles vs. Cruz

As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for WEC 47: Bowles vs. Cruz.  The live blog will start with the beginning of the TV broadcast (at 10 PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

We are live!

Bart Palaszewski vs. Karen Darabedyan

Round 1 - Fighters spend the first thirty seconds circling and feinting.  Combination from Darabedyan to body and head lands.  Body lock to takedown.  Bart grabs a shoulder lock while Darabedyan pounds with hammer fists.  Palaszewski regains guard.  Palaszewski works for an armbar, but Darabedyan uses punch jiu jitsu to get out.  Darabedyan in half guard up against the fence.  Darabedyan with big punches from guard.  Two minutes left in the round.  Darabedyan with more punches.  Palaszewski tries to work for armbars and triangles without getting past the setups.  Darabedyan loses his base, Palaszewski finally locks in an armbar and Karen is forced to tap!

Bart Palszewski submits Karen Darabedyan by armbar at 4:40 of round 1.

Deividas Taurosevicius vs. LC Davis

Round 1 - Classic Joe Rogan black guy vs. white guy matchup.  Taurosevicius steps in, Davis counters with an underhook to his left side and presses the Lithuanian up against the fence.  Fighters trade knees and body shots.  Taurosevicius reverses the positions while the fighters continue to trade shots.  Davis returns to dominant fence clinch.  Referee steps in and breaks the fighters back to striking distance in the middle of the cage.  Stiff right jab from Davis.  Taurosevicius misses with a left hook, Davis grabs and body lock and pushes him back into the fence.  Big elbow from Davis.  Taurosevicius turns Davis and shoots for a single.  Davis stuffs it and gets back to dominant position.  Big knee form Davis.  Single leg attempt from the Lithuanian is stuffed by Davis.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores round 1 10-9 Davis.

Round 2 - Fighters trade back and forth to open the round.  Single leg shot from Taurosevicius is stuff by Davis.  Taurosevicius yanks and Davis sprawls before the Lithuanian completes the takedown.  Davis wall walks to his feet after a couple shots from Taurosevicius.  More clinch work along the fence.  Taurosevicius landing patient shots to the body and head.  Alleged low blow from Taurosevicius is ignored by referee.  Davis turns Taurosevicius around now.  Lots of good clinch work.  Davis complains about another low shot that is again ignored.  Referee breaks the fighters up again.  Good left hand from Davis.  Clinch again against the cage.  Taurosevicius drops down for a single.  Davis stuffs.  Round ends on the fence.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores the round 10-9 for Taurosevicius.

Round 3 - Davis opens up with two combos and a counter right.  Fighters surprisingly suck each other into the clinch.  Taurosevicius wraps Davis up with a body lock.  Nice elbow from Taurosevicius.  Fighters break organically into striking distance.  Lots missed single strikes.  Davis tries a takedown and were back in the clinch.  Referee separates again.  Davis with a big left and lands a double leg takedown.  Taurosevicius grabs his leg in a half hearted Rubber Guard attempt.  Davis throwing to body while Taurosevicius throws to the head.  Referee breaks and stands the fighters up.  Davis biffs on a jumping knee and Taurosevicius lands a nice right.   Round ends...on the fence.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores the round 10-10, and the bout a 29-29 draw.

One judge scores it 29-29, and the other two score it 29-28 for your winner, by majority decision, LC Davis.

Jens Pulver vs. Javier Vazquez

Round 1 - Vazquez pushing foward, throwing combinations.  Pulver throws a low kick; Vazquez catches and works a takedown.  Pulver grabs a guillotine.  Vazquez rolls and gives up top position.  Vazquez escapes and Pulver stands up.  Single leg from Vazquez.  Pulver tries to grab another guillotine and Vazquez ends up on his back after a scramble.  Pulver creates another scramble and finds himself in Vazquez's guard.  Pulver stands, throws some lazy kicks.  Vazquez explodes into a takedown and gets in guard.  Side control for Vazquez.  Pulver is trapped in a crucifix.  Short, repeated hammer fists from Vazquez.  Pulver escapes the crucifix, but Vazquez takes the back.  Vazquez in the mount.  Pulver has a huge mouse on his head.  Vazquez spins into an armbar and Pulver is forced to tap!

Javier Vazquez submits Jens Pulver by armbar at 3:41 of round 1.

Scott Jorgensen vs. Chad George

Round 1 -Fighters circle.  George shoots for a takedown.  Jorgensen locks on a guillotine.  Jorgensen pushes George up against the cage.  And George is forced to submit!

Scott Jorgensen submits Chad George by guillotine at 0:31 of round 1.

Miguel Torres vs. Joseph Benavidez

Round 1 - Schwarzenegger/DeVito Twins level of size difference here.  Slow start to the round.  Torres circling around.  Benavidez lands a combo as Torres throws a leg kick.  Benavidez starting to come forward.  Benavidez overhand right misses by a half inch.  Good exchange.  Benavidez catches a leg kick and puts Torres on the mat.  Butt scoot for a few seconds before a return to standing.  Benavidez throws strikes to obtain the clinch.  Torres reverses and puts Benavidez against the fence.  Takedown from Benavidez.  Torres throws heel strikes to the kidneys.  Scramble leads to Benavidez side control.  More heels to the thigh.  Welt starts to grow on Benavidez's thigh.  Benavidez with a couple short elbows.  Able to posture up and throw a couple punches.  Twenty seconds left in the round.  Benavidez stands up as the round ends.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores the round 10-9 Benavidez.

Round 2 - Fighters are picking their spots to open the second round.  Torres doesn't seem able to utilize his huge reach advantage here.  Big inside leg kick from Benavidez.  Jab from Torres.  Another jab.  Torres slips a combo.  Another jab as Benavidez throws a leg kick.  Jab.  Benavidez sets up a takedown with strikes and starts throwing punches and elbows.  Torres is cut and is bleeding profusely.  Benavidez relentless now and locks on a guillotine.  Rolls into mount and then back.  Torres taps!!!  Joseph Benavidez ends the fight with a guillotine choke as Torres paints the mat purple with blood.

Joseph Benavidez submits Miguel Torres by guillotine choke at 2:57 of round 2.

Danny Castillo vs. Anthony Pettis

Round 1 - Slow feeling out period to start the fight.  Trade strikes at the forty second mark.  Leg kick from Castillo.  Castillo ducks under a right and ends up in guard.  Pettis stands back up.  Pettis dancing around Castillo.  Lazy flying knee misses by three feet.  Castillo with a knee to the groin, and the referee halts the bout.  Short recovery period before the restart.  BIG LEFT HIGH KICK puts Castillo on the mat.  Big ground 'n' pound follow up before the referee steps in and is forced to stop the fight.

Anthony Pettis knocks out Danny Castillo at 2:17 of round 1.

Brian Bowles vs. Dominick Cruz

Round 1 - Cruz trades a leg kick for a Bowles right hand to start the round.  Cruz bouncing around.  Bowles throwing with bad intentions.  Cruz playing chicken with Bowles power shots.  Cruz doing a good job of creating weird angles.  Big uppercut from Bowles lands.  Jab from Cruz.  Big right hand from Cruz lands.  Another big counter right.  Bowles looks a little wobbly.  Nice jab from the champion.  Cruz has not slowed down three minutes into the round.  Anotehr counter right as Bowles walks in.  Nice body shot from Cruz.  Bowles comes back with a combination, but gets taken down as he tries to sink in a guillotine.  Bowles in half butterfuly guard against the cage.  Cruz pulls away and we're standing again.  Low kick from Cruz.  Left-right low kick from Cruz is answered with a overhand right.  Horn sounds.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores the round 10-9 Cruz.

Round 2 - Cruz still dancing around.  Another counter right from Cruz as Bowles jumps in.  Nice low kick from Cruz.  Nice stiff right from Bowles slows Cruz down for a second.  Bowles catches a kick, but Cruz counters with another right hand.  That counter right is the story of the fight so far.  Cruz with a nice multi-strike combo that ends with Bowles getting trip by a low kick.  Bowles is confused with how to handle Cruz's movement.  Bowles catches a kick and Cruz eats a right.  Another left-right-low kick combo from Cruz.  Bowles keeps shaking his right hand out.  Bowles shoots for a single, but Cruz stuffs it.  Inadvertant low blow has Kevin Mulhall halting the bout.  Bowles has blood trickling out his nose.  Mulhall restarts the bout after a minute.  Bowles pushing forward with strikes.  Cruz weathers and throws a nice knee.  Bowles with a nice combination.  Cruz ducks under a right hand and hits a nice takedown.  Horn sounds.  Bloody Elbow's Mike Fagan scores the round 10-9 Cruz.

We come back from commercial to a doctor stoppage.  It's unclear for what reason.

Dominick Cruz defeats Brian Bowles by TKO due to injury at 5:00 of round 2 and becomes the new WEC bantamweight champion.

Bowles admits to breaking his hand with his first punch during the post-fight interview.

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Man I hadn't even really processed how badass a card this is.

Getting pumped. I just hope Jens doesn’t get blasted in the first few minutes again.

by fozo on Mar 6, 2010 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

Welcome back Fozo

You had a doppleganger for a while. He was weird.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Really pumped for this card.

Also i didn’t even know until when i was going to record WEC 47 that right after it says there is going to be a countdown to Jones vs Vera. So that’s pretty cool.

by bigislandboi808 on Mar 6, 2010 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

yeah that is pretty sweet

also smart from a business standpoint. I bet they are gonna advertise that event like crazy.

by fozo on Mar 6, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Direct tv subscriber here

Can someone hook me up with a stream?

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

TVGuide says it's on channel 603 for DirecTV.

Can you confirm? Cuz the bar i plan to go to has DirecTV only.

by MickDawg on Mar 6, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have that channel but it just has a message about Comcast being dicks. The only thing the guide shows is “Information about Versus”

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah the channel is currently dead

It’s just had the “poor us” message from DirecTV up since the deal fell through, and what the hell when’s this thing gonna be worked out anyway?

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

im pretty sure talkin/discussing

how to watch streams isnt allowed on this site. if you just google it, its not hard to find

by espino on Mar 6, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m real interested to see how torres comes into this one.

by castleeb on Mar 6, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

is this showing live on the west coast?

Or do we get tape delay? :(

Get rid of the ramp!

by ihateemo on Mar 6, 2010 5:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

my tv says it starts at 10 ET

by cmcbeast on Mar 6, 2010 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

just checking cuz it says 9 in the post

by cmcbeast on Mar 6, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf and lol

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it is small and so full inside

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Never fear, Urijah is here

by Nick Thomas on Mar 6, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

sorry that turned out to be a massive buttchin.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear Urijah goes to the toilet and puts his chin over the bowl.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"Musn't...look...directly...into ass!"

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

That was part of your restraining order, right?

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

True

but what’s done in the bushes behind their house, stays in the bushes behind their house.

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My picks

Lamas
Paixao
Garcia
Castillo
Mendes
Jorgensen

Darabedyan
Davis
Vasquez
Torres
Bowles

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Same picks except I have Pulver winning. But that’s a heart pick.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I just read an interview with Jens about his childhood shit with his father again, and i’m in the same boat. What an awesome guy to come out of one of the worst upbringings. Jens could lose his next 5 and i’d still be a fan.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s been one of my favorite fighters. He’s one of those guys who wears his heart on his sleave. When he does finally hang them up I hope that Zuffa honors him beyond the UFC hall of fame because he’s an inspiration.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

How do people have Versus?

The only forms of TV in my area are cable (doesn’t have Versus), Direct TV (doesn’t have Versus), and Dish Network (must have gold package to get Versus).

So, outside of shelling $30 extra a month, I don’t see any way to have this channel.

by Razzel on Mar 6, 2010 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Comcast and my parents house where I’m house sitting has Fios.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This Versus

Directv crap is getting old.

" Tell me something Steve, How does a guy from Puerto Rico loose a ball in the Sun? "

by aaronb on Mar 6, 2010 10:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It got old

the first time I had to go to my parents house to watch a WEC event. I’m 41.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

March Madness and plenty of MMA in the coming weeks

Buy your food and beer and lock yourself inside your home.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Indeed

This is a wonderful time in my life

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

My final exam for class is on Monday the 15th

So after that’s over with I’m home free to be totally lazy. I’m ready even if the Washington Huskies aren’t.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They're not...

But the Purdue Boilermakers are

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well Washington is winning tonight

Against Oregon State. If U-Dub can run the table and get to the Pac-10 title game then I think they should be in.

Purdue will get swallowed up in the sweet 16. They were contenders until Hummel saw his season end.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish that Jerome Dyson didn’t turn into a stooge this year. He ruined Uconn’s chances unless we go deep in the big east tourney. The big East is going to DOMINATE the tourney this year though, other conferences aren’t up to par

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It wouldn't shock me if we see 3 Big East teams in the Final Four

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Right now Norht Carolina is surrendering to Duke.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC is garbage this year anyways

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that song off drought 3 is easily top 3 wayne for me

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what would be nice THE WEC ON TV OVER HERE ZUFFA

signed

annoyed British MMA fan

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Hell, I’d like to have it here on my TV.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't be annoyed. You get major UFC cards on ESPN.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I pay for those through my subscription

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Still. That's $15 US (I think) per month for UFC cards compared to us paying $44.99

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

PPV died a quick death over here the first two UFC cards combined did about 30,000 buys, Zuffa makes more money this way. The only thing that sells on PPV in the Uk is Ricky Hatton. PPV over here is movies and the odd WWE and boxing card.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

We're sorry Dana gave you crap cards like Bisping/Leben

Which is the worst numbered card I’ve ever watched.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They made money on it and FYI the oriinal Main event for that card was Machida vs Silva.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't have made that card that much more enjoyable.

The crowd that night was totally dead.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We made up for it with Sanchez/Stevenson, though!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True and Couture/Vera was good and before you say anything I scored the fight the following:
10-9 Randy
10-9 Vera
10-9 Randy

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLD UP>

that was DEFINITELY notttt a good fight.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No it wasn't. But Couture won that fight.

Outside of Couture/Vera that was a great free card. Even the two prelims shown featured great KOs. Too bad we didn’t have even quicker finishes or else maybe we would’ve gotten Kelly/Siver.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the card as a whole

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you go to the event?

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Not this time I’ve been to UFC 38, 75 and 85.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What do the tickets cost over there?

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

UFC 75 was awesome.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a very decent matchup for a free card though.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no, the matchup was excellent, the fight was a snoozer and one of the worst main events i’ve ever seen

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

reaaallllly off subject,

but if you guys are looking for something to watch before the fights, i’m really surprised with “silent library” on mtv. usually mtv has garbage shows, but they actually hit the nail on the head.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Oh you mean the show about the easily amused frat boys.

Seriously I’d love to go on that show cause you wouldn’t hear any laughter coming from me at any point.

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Human Giant was a pretty good show.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

So was Beavis and Butthead

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

true, those were classics before they went to TMZ jr. fulltime. as i said below, i watched true life religiously growing up as well

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate MTV

It just took me a few minutes to find it because I never looked for it until you mentioned that show. True life had some good episodes though.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

the episode thats on now isn’t as funny as the last one. The funniest ones i’ve seen have been a bunch of black dudes/ asian dudes/ spanish dudes, their reactions are always better.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

although apparently asher roth is on this one, and he’s sick

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

MTV can go fuck itself that’s all I’m going to say. Eh I’ll watch this South Park rerun on MTV UK.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was always partial to Rob and Big, until I found out they hate each other.

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

what what wahatttttttttttttttttttt? i never heard this!! and robs fun factory or whatever is just over the top

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Big put some post up on his myspace about Rob being a control freak and how he and his boys wanted to make their own reality show.

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

it definitely makes sense, rob was funny but i always got the feeling like he was a total dbag to be friends with, he abused everyone because he was rich

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Human Giant and Wonder Showzen were the shit.

The rest of MTV for the last 5 years has been god awful.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit

I forgot about Wonder Showzen – what was that show with the crazy British dudes. It was like Jackass but good.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Dirty Sanchez

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wait, Team Sanchez over here.

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well then you have no soul. there was just one where they got an old dude to remove his dentures and gum some kids ear for 20 secs. if you can’t laugh at that, then i don’t know man

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I must admit, I was exaggerating just a bit

I have been amused by the show before, but damn are their reactions over the top. And anyone remember when The Real World wasn’t just a bunch of lifeless models?

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

It was the 90s

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

lifeless omnisexual people who drink and fight? its intolerable. to go on the show you just have to be a combination of someone who can get offended by everything, while offending EVERYONE.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yup, i’ve only seen three episodes but none have disappointed. as i said, i usually only watch MTV for true life, but silent library is solidly amusing

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6IQoJhE5Nk

Ernesto Hoost on the Japanese version of Silent Library, probably the greatest episode ever.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta see that

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The “bad things” they get are the best part, only the japanese would have awesome event like this

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m watching a rarity Alistar Overeem in Strikeforce.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

It’s 2.40 in the morning I’m gonna drink a beer and go to bed.

by Mat Parker 116 on Mar 6, 2010 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

that sucks dood, sorry you can’t watch the fights, sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nighty night

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

every time i see your SN, i think of the insult “donkeyfluffer” and it makes me loloti.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I vote it the best SN on BE...

Not really. Farthammer takes that title.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i give ubernoober a position at the top too, along with both of you. i thinkppl would like my handle more if they understood what it meant and didnt see it like morpheus from the matrix, but we sacrifice these things in a world of anonymity.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think of Wolfgang and Mozart when I see that SN

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I think Mozart

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha well then it is well played. My initials are AMA and i’m a second, so ama-deuce became amadeus. Its also my art and recording name. but i’d rather you all think of one of the best composers of all time then a keanu reeves movie, so sick.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hip hop?

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i’m hoping that you’ll hear it in the next 6-9 months, i’m recording a mixtape right now on an extremely low budget, I’m getting some great feedback and if people like my stuff enough I’m going to commit much more time and money into it. I’d say i sound a lot like Drake, minus the polish, but i think if i can commit enough time I could put out some quality stuff

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

if you have anything I’d love to hear it. I’m finally getting to see my dudes P.O.S. and Astronautalis on tuesday. Known them forever but never seen them together.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I will absolutely let you know when i have something that i feel is worth the title of single, right now what i have is more random verses to get the feel for recording

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

rad…shoot me an email when you do

roth.ma@gmail.com

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

noted. the interest is definitely appreciated, so thanks. i’d do an emoticon smile but its not my style.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The 80s movie “Amadeus” comes to mind as well.

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by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

About Mozart

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't forget "Rock me Amadeus"

"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"

by Fake Emcee on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that is an excellent movie though. the part where he plays the piano upside down is sick.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Interestingly, the actor for Joseph II is also the dean in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – child porn watcher Jeffrey Jones.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Why didn’t I get an invite?

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

....This picture was taken moments before Luke rammed his right hand into Faber's face.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Gawd... Luke is...

so big.. :D

BTW, nice shirt.

WHOOO… WEC on THE SCORE~! hah. Bet you d00ds wish you were living up here in Canadia.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

"The Immortal Buttchin"

Coming to theaters soon.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t Matt Brown be training for his fight?

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by Mike Fagan on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it’s not airing live…would it be off of streems?

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Props to Luke for the samurai shirt.

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Mar 6, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Urijah has big hands for a little dude.

by dribblebib on Mar 6, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay. It Begins.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

jameson for me, and cheers.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wasn’t beat up from last night I’d probably go with Jameson as well.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going with a 12 pack of Killians

by Fedorable on Mar 6, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Water

:(

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

daaamn

Didn’t know it was gonna be in such a huge venue… looks packed

by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 6, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, beats the hell outta the hard rock events

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bonnar sounds like Jesse Ventura at times.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

ha, now that you mention it!

and todd harris was just as bad during his winter olympics commentary.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Terribly cheesy. OH CANADA THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Stephan Bonnar is really eye-humping the crap out of the camera.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Bonnar, despite not being incredible in the octagon, actually comes across very articulate

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Something isn't right.

Wait… Miguel Torres is fighting and Frank Mir isn’t even in the building?

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by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Mir is working on his signature guillotines.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he can’t handle it. he’s in a private room somewhere with the lights off, and a damp towel

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brilliant.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m ready. Got my hummus with pita bread and a cold Shiner. Let’s do this.

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

I cannot find a stream

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ba doom tish!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

A

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

T

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

D

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

H

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

E

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Combo Breaker

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

hahahahahah this was funny

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

A Killer Instinct reference on an MMA site?!

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Mar 6, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Never thought I’d see the day

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

My God thank you

I clicked on one stream and it jacked my computer up – had to restart

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I apologize

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That sucks. I have one running at about 858kbps.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Bartimus is much younger then I thought

by Fedorable on Mar 6, 2010 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

I know.

26? Seems like dude has been around forever.

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by The Kittitas Kid on Mar 7, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Armenians don't tap out.

Line of the night by Bonnar.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, except to the Turks.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Armenians

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/857/857347/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-20080306085041322_640w.jpg

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Karen is brutal

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

WOW

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Oh man, that’s nuts

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Armenians DO tap out.

Bonnar can’t even win that.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

That was amazing.

by Chacap on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

wow, bartimus with the upset!

good crowd. seemed to recognize the sub attempts

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Dumb one.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

WOAH!

I can’t spell the last name but Bart had a great armbar.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

That was Awesome.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Childrens ads, yayyyyyy

by grein on Mar 6, 2010 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Spike is showing “UFC: Best of 2009” – right now is Serra/Hughes. How is that the best? Really?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Spike needs t oet some more programming. Zuffa has no choice but to counterprogram itself. Its either Zuffa programming or a show with boobs.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a good fight.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Carwin/Mir is gonna be great.

by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hot Tub Time Machine?

Really?

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by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

i love me some craig robinson, but i’m gonna have to take a pass on that one.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

We share exactly the same feelings on this one. Craig Robinson = awesome, but I’m not paying theatre prices to see that one. Although, the theatre in my town is $5.50 and you get free pop and popcorn with every admission.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 6, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT. 10 DOLLARS, SMALL POPCORN IS 6.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You buy a bucket once and you get free popcorn every time you come in. Medium pop (soda) is free with every ticket, if you want to upgrade to a large it’s $0.50. Refills on either of them are a quarter.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

the heck is pop? do you mean soda?

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He means pop you commie.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m from Texas and everyone here calls it “coke.”

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

was from texas where it was a coke…in nj though where i live it’s soda…you guys are weirdos.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY’RE weirdos.

I call it soda on principle.

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd never call a fellow texan a weirdo

especially when I’m from Odessa, the weirdest town in the state.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, that would be Austin. They have shirts made and everything!

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Louisiana – same here. Either it’s all “coke” or “soft drink”.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Pop, soda, and coke are all acceptable.

‘Tonic’, however, is not.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A town that small, how many movies do you get at a time? Any smaller films or just the potential blockbusters?

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Right now the they have The Wolfman, Alice in Wonderland, Dear John and Percy and the Olympians.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I adore Lewis Carroll too much to see Burton goth-up his masterpieces.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Alice in Wonderland has been gothed up so much by everybody else he couldn’t do any worse could he? Who am I kidding, he’s Tim Burton, he’ll do much worse.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Kudos.

Very nice. Well-done.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

...the bellman cried;

as he landed his crew with care.
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

By Goth Up you mean 'Hot Topic' up.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's going to be terrible.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine the pitch meeting for that. “Ok… a bunch guys get drunk in a hot tub….” WTF?

by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 6, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not going to see it, but I like the fact that its in no way pretending to be a good movie. Sometimes a stupid movie is smart enough to be dumb.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it looks completely stupidly funny. The red-band trailer is awesome.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching this in a situation without reliable internet due to not having Versus at home (thanks DirecTV!). 2 things so far. 1) I really like Bonnar on commentary. 2) Big ups to Bart for pulling that off. that had no business happening. He’s not the best fighter in the world but he’s got mad heart and that was probably the best BJJ I can remember him ever using.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 6, 2010 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Your unreliable internet stream seems very informative.

by Cannon Jacques on Mar 6, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree, he definitely set up that armbar very well

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you gotz 2 have da SCORE, yo. :D

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Taurusbulbavicious!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

If anyone watched the boxing, Juan Urango just got brutally knocked out.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit man you have HBO East, don't you?

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

But sorry.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m taking Taursuvidious by crazy name and pace

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Tauroseveressnapicious.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

What other sports network is there. That might was well just be saying, “making a profit, not espn.”

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They started as the outdoor life network, after all

10 new viewers would have been a 1000% ratings increase.

by Trysdor on Mar 6, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m excited for it. I mean, oddly so given that I loved that movie as a kid..but for once I don’t feel like they’re ruining my childhood.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 6, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s just getting improved in terms of effects. It’s no Karate Kid in terms of childhood violating.

by IRodC on Mar 6, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a perfect movie…why remake it? and if it’s not an exact remake I’ll be soooo fucking angry and will come down with a case of the murders.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

why?

money.

they’re making “hot wheels”, “Battleship” and “Monopoly” into movies too. Prepare thy self.

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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ted Turner once tried to colorize Citizen Kane. No film is too sacred for the studios.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Please be kidding

I’m not sure if the insanity plea will work on a spree after seeing Monopoly the movie.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all about branding. They figure ppl will respond more to the movie because of the title.

Battleship?

basically a battleship war movie.

hot wheels?

something involving cars.

monopoly?

i have no fucking idea. lulz.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Battleship will feature a war against aliens...

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/421930/fresh_details_emerge_about_battleship_movie.html

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah.

I was just fucking about. I have no idea what the plots of any of those movies will be. I just know ppl in the business is all.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d only see Monopoly the movie if it’s just a filmed version of people playing the boardgame.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It will be a monoply themed Jumangi.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sara Jessica Parker will play the horse. Boom!

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by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"A three win win streak." - Todd Harris

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

It's "atheist".

And why is that?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the right bicep god tattoo, or God written on his mouthguard. it was sarcasm

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Didn’t see that.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s streaming it and says it’s okay for us to do the same.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

God sure as hell isn’t going to miss a WEC event

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

10 9 davis

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

battle of takedown defense

by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 6, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Davis

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

He’s super tentative. The first time they tied up, he caught a bad headbutt right on the jaw, wonder if that’s anything to do with it.

by Chris Nelson on Mar 6, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I’m thankful that I don’t have to watch these american ads every day.. they are TURRIBLE!

by grein on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Talk about working for a takedown

It only took him a round and a half.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

This ref is terrible.

by Chacap on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

That wasn’t a low blow though. Didn’t connect with the groin.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I rewound it immediately and it didn’t hit the cut.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to have to disagree with you as well engine.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

well you know the sayin

when in rome.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. in rome.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was just bizarre

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not near as bad as the refs on the last Strikeforce Challengers Card. Dude didn’t get his full time to recover from a groin shot, that was BS.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this? A Strikeforce Challengers card?

by Chacap on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

'Ohio'

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I demand the Stand and Bang!

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Andre the ref is horrible.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

19-19

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

20 18 Davis

But that could be wishful thinking. The takedown didn’t do much damage, and Davis did more standing. This has Couture/ Vera written all over it.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

SO excited to see UFC on a non-Spike broadcast

by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 6, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

And live on the West Coast.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That’ll be nice for sure.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, good sir.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Strikeforce and Showtime need to learn to go live on the west coast.

by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn't tape delay it out there?

 Wow. I’m impressed. I just moved back to the midwest from Oregon, I hated the tape delay because I’d been spoiled with watching them live. Plus all my friends here got to see the fights 3 hours before me.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

9 ET/6 PT.

But of course since Spike usually uses Fight Nights to promote other shows, Florian/Gomi is on delay.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

guys i want you to improve your position

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

STFU, REF.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

omoplata attempt not good enough
stand up now

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

It kind of looked like Tavidus was just stalling with that omoplata though.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen lots of people stall with clinchwork against the fence that constitutes as “working” under other ref’s curriculum, so I guess it depends on the ref more than the approach of the attack.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it kind of looked like Tavidus was stalling the whole fight. It was a little inconsistent.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL?

Bad ref. Bad.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

ya how did he miss that fucking knee to the balls in the 1st?? christ, i felt that in my living room!

by Dark Tower on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

29-28 Davis

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

That would launch Davis way up the rankings

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by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you score a submission attempt that gets negated by a bad stand up?

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

I honetsly don't care who wins this decision

I’m just glad the fights over.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

how did that fight make it to the main card? there 2 or 3 better matchups on the prelims. i knew it’d be a snoozer.

by Dark Tower on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I did too.

I guess because of Torkolitis is ranked so high

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by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Awful stalemate of a fight that was made even worse by terrible refereeing.

Nobody wins in a fight like that.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Andre the ref doesn’t officiate another fight tonight.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

You mean ever…right?

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

when in rome.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahah

hat tipped for that.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

How is Faber the most dominant featherweight of all time?

When he has been beaten twice by the same guy who is in the division?

by Fedorable on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

He's not

Aldo will soon have that title

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Aldo doesn’t have that title yet. Urijah held the belt for three years. He is the most dominant hands down.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re right and I’m wrong

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well i didn’t mean it like that. Sorry if I sounded like a dick.

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t mean to double apologize here – I just didn’t feel like getting in depth about my wrongness. My feelings are not hurt, I swear.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Title defenses.

Same reason Hughes is still called the greatest welterweight of all-time.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GSP has had three defenses, Hughes had seven defenses over two reigns plus the non-title Riggs fight.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

does hulu have full SNL episodes online?

mildly ashamed to say i really wanna see tonight’s episode.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, who's the guest?

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yes.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit. Somebody needs to watch their calender better. And that somebody is me.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I've DVR'd that shit

Will be the best SNL ever

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

been a fan of that guys standup for years. hopefully they let him do his thing... which would be hilarious on network tv. he was great on fallon the other night.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

He needs to improv some shit – like ferrell did back in the day

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

WIN.

Awkward comedy is gold.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Between Two Ferns is gold.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

very much

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The Michael Cera ticklish bit is the goldest gold I’ve ever seen.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s tonight’s episode?

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

O/U 10 Gods in Post-Fight?

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I'm taking the O

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Blatnick with the 29-29 scorecard.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I love Jeff Blatnick right now.

by Chris Nelson on Mar 6, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Expect at least three special editions of The Jordan Breen Show to cover every aspect of this.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Buttchin!

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

His last fight he didn’t do shit for the first 3 rounds

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by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

This feels like a challenger

card so far. I was hoping this card would make me want to buy the PPV, so far it has failed.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

That made absolutely no sense, Urijah.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

This

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

what, and admit that they’re both bald?

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Skyscrape can keep the wigfro

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ya their act is not so fresh anymore (if it ever was).

by Dark Tower on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I never dug it.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone tell Urijah his chin is leaking.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

I think the Urijah Aldo fight is going to be closer than everybody thinks

They match up really well.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

weird, because i think its not going to be nearly as competitive as everyone thinks, because aldo has faber’s greatest asset (speed) but a kajillion times more

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it will be like Brown-Faber 1 minus Faber making a mistake

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap that is a loaded WEC PPV card.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

My question is whose seat did the interviewer just jack to talk to Cowboy and Urijah? One of their gfs just got booted!

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

It wasn’t Cowboy’s gf, she’s the ring girl.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

well Cowboy is dating The hot ring girl, brittany palmer? if i’m not mistaken… so it wasn’t her seat lol

by Fedorable on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah she should be a UFC ring girl, she is gold

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Is anyone take Javier?

by goodbones on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

I am.

Pulver is done. Even if he wins, he’s done.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Javier will win because it means a lot more for him to fight a legend than for Pulver to be fighting for relevancy.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Pulver is fighting for his life. He’s motivated. I just don’t think he has the ability anymore.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He already started his gym and career as a coach, I just think it is not in his interests to push for a title as a fighter anymore.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if Jens will translate well as a coach.

With that said, I hope he does.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think Pulver ever really fought for money though. I mean he did, obviously. I just always felt like he fought to be somebody. The identity he’s made for himself is dependent on fighting. Fighting is him. That’s my theory anyways.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Jens

fights for reasons most of us couldn’t understand.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

where’s his gym? there was talk of him partnering with someone in richmond va not too long ago

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

breaking bad: best show on television. if you’re not watching it, you should be.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

That's not Caprica.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, it is very good.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Mad Men

Check the avatar. But yeah, Breaking Bad is pretty great.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Sons of Anarchy is the best show on TV

SAMCRO FTW

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You must not have heard

that IFC is running reruns of Arrested Development. It’s ok, I forgive you.

by Trysdor on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ok, best CURRENT television show.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The OFFICE is the best

With Lost/ Sons of Anarchy coming in as a tie for second

by Fedorable on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried, but I couldn’t get into it. I do like it better than Mad Men, though.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, none of these are Caprica.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

BSG pissed me off so much in its 4th season, I won’t watch Caprica.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You're missing out.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

check your mail

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Mar 6, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

As he should be after that last fight.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s still feeling the effects from Pacquiao’s left.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cotto and Torres are friends.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, the score crashed and I’m watching it on my own cable TV right now and it is just paused out.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

“The Score” is a channel, dunno if it’s american or canadian, but it was playing this live.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I've just been starring at a fucking iphone for like 10 min.

And some d00ds fucking ass. WTF

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess they are too busy jacking off to sidney crosby’s two goals tonight

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL Me too...

I thought i was the only one…going over to justin in the meanwhile

by pRoXiMo on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t have cox?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

YUS

Back.. WHAT… NOOOOOO…YES…BACK… STOP IT!

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for the Lil' Eagle to fly again....

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

YUS!!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

That is a shirt.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Jens looks really nervous

Or maybe just overwhelmed by emotion. He looks like he wants to cry. This means a lot to him

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Trigg looked the same and he never relaxed.

by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel bad for Jens :(

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Come on Jens...

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Best walk out shirt ever? I would almost wear that.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

oh damn back from the dead

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

WAR PULVER

please please please please

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit

This entrance is basically the last scene in the wrestler. I wish that documentary got funded.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

seriously

thats exactly what i was thinking

by rkilla on Mar 6, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

it was really bad timing cause the crisis in haiti came around the same time, but from the looks of it, the production was going to be good.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, its hard to get somebody to donate to a movie when there was a real tragedy going on.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

hope pulver wins but i think vazquez is going to just dismantle him

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

So what rd does Jens lose in this time?

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

win or lose, i admire this dude’s honesty. one of the few old schoolers who i wouldn’t bum to see fighting on smaller shoes. he certainly hasnt reached coleman or shamrock status at this point.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

ok, i’m officiallly too drunk at this point

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Guessing game. Come on!

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Pulver by ascension into heaven in the 2nd

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by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

1st Rd via sub

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Rich Franklin's brother reffing this fight.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

in all seriousness though, i hope Jens wins.

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

SIGNATURE GUILLOTINE

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Crap.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

YES.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

no bueno

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Sweet

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

REVERSE!

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

its like watching your dad fight

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Likewise

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on JENS!

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 6, 2010 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

FFFFFUUUUU

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

bonnar doin some pro commentary

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm liking

the good BJJ I’ve seen on here so far.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

sad

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN! look at that big ass lump!

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

broke it?

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Didn’t look good that’s for sure.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That sucks.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Retire. I'm sorry. But you have to.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

I really dont think he needs to retire… i know i am in the small minority, but Vasquez is nothing but money on the ground. A lot of guys would end up in that position. I will always be looking foward to Pulvers next fight and hope he doesnt retire.

by pRoXiMo on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

gross

He didn’t win any fans there

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

damn

cmon zuffa, give jens mir’s commentary spot, so he doesnt have to keep doing this to himself.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

2nd

Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion

by The Kittitas Kid on Mar 7, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

zzz

dammit please dont cry Jens

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

YAY! I won my own game. 1st rd sub.

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Isn’t Jens the only guy that KO’d Penn?

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No one has KO’d Penn. Hughes and GSP TKO’d him, but he’s never been fully knocked-out.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Pulver beat Penn by majority decision

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel retarded now. I’m thinking of that big shot he landed on Penn.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

all i keep thinking about is the interview where jens was talking about not having major injuries

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

It's sad to see a legend this badly in decline.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

This will be one of the most depressing post fight interviews.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a baby alien is going to come out of his head.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i really love the selling point of “dan hardy has earned his shot.” terrible.

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Let's all be honest...

Who seriously thought Jens would make a “comeback”?

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Well I don’t think that was really the point.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i wanted it as badly as i want to believe megan fox has only had sex with two guys

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you saying it’s been more!?!?!?!?

by jrobb20 on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The WEC should release him. That has to be the only sign for him that he needs to retire.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair though, he IS losing to some great guys. He doesnt need to stop making money just because he can’t hang with the best

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a sacrificial lamb now. That's the problem.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel for the guy but it’s not worth it…time to move on the sport has passed him by.

by Koob on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

and he has every right to.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this is going to be depressing.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The question puzzles me.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ask Frank Mir and all the guys that what to end people’s career. It somehow makes them happy to the point tears fall down their cheeks.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he doesn't Retire

He can fight till hes in his 40s for all i care…I dont matter what we on the outside as Fans think. As long as there is a desire by the fighter to fight he has every right to Fight.

by pRoXiMo on Mar 6, 2010 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Dopn't interview Jens :|

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

I love that shirt!

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Take it in good jest. Nice.

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Jens is the man

“The fight before me may have put everybody to sleep” “I’m not exactly a ‘grappler’”.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Fighters like

Pulver and Tanner will always have a huge following. Very flawed human beings but easily liked as fighters.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Jens Pulver - Dick Vermeil of MMA

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by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

to suggest jens pulver is in any way faking his emotions is 100% wrong. That statement was soo full of fail.

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Noo. :(

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Jens has no peers in this sport

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, I’m a little choke up…

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

I’m the same way. He’s one of my favorite fighters and his words were honest and sincere.

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Let it out!

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

z

Hopefully he produces some real deal world beaters at his gym

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 6, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

I love you, Jens. But it's over.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

Jens for Best Supporting Actor in a Promotion Drama

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

Prelim fight!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

I guess Jens just let us know who actually runs WEC.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

poor jens

That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

by mistake4 on Mar 6, 2010 11:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

gotta give it to him, though...

the d00d can weep.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Aoki still takes the title there.

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

truth.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i would too if 15000 ppl were applauding me after 5 straight L’s because they like me

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So is the UFC not going to bother putting a 4th fight on the main card?

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Some sources are saying they're going to add a newly-booked fight

If not, they’ll definitely move a prelim up.

It will be 4 fights.

by Scott Haber on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i love gonzaga

but that guy is going to sleep against dos santos.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

no doubt

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is going to be a great fight.

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And it may or may not be permanent.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd put up a sig bet.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed. gonzaga is a very tough guy, he’s just susceptible to getting hit by mack truck jabs

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s only been ko’d once, and he’s only lossed to Fab, Randy, and brickhands Carwin. When did he become the Jardine of heavyweights.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing to do with his chin. He quits mentally – once Randy took him down, he wilted. Werdum trapped his body kick, he wilted.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i don’t believe it. he fought randy so long with a very broken nose. the werdum fight i actually havent seen, so ill take your word for it

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough. like i said… i’m a big fan of a gonzaga, he’s just one of those guys that never seems to live up to his potential. would love to see him pull off the upset, just don’t see it happening.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I absolutely agree that he doesn’t live up to his potential. Gabe is extremely frustrating in that way. He’s still a live fish, though. This isn’t Cro Cop or Gilbert Yvel.

If Gabe fights up to his talent level, I don’t see many, if any, UFC HWs beating him. So, basically, I’m saying that I don’t think Gabe will spaz out in a big fight (for a change).

But… I’m wrong a lot.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad we get to see Scott – even though they threw him a freebee

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

I fully endorse this statement

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Jorgensen

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

the effing man. the vitaligo, tatt’s, just the man

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. Worst takedown ever followed by Jorgensen's easiest win of his career.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN

serves em right for not putting him on the main card

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Fail.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

hehe...

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Almost took his head home with him.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Marcello Garcia style guillotine! Nice. Those hurt like HELL.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

1 and done, son

LOL

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

That was picture perfect.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

fuck! that was nasty lol

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 6, 2010 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

WOW

didn’t realize he was holding him against the crack by his neck. that hurrtsss

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

people at the score must be drunk tonight

by DirtyML on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

srsly. fucking ridiculous.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He had him in the air. wowza

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

It was signature.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They’re gonna have to give him someone now

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

He choked him to oblivion. He took his neck and squeezed, until the guy was actually in mid air, then he drop the body, that was kinda scary, I wouldn’t mess with that guy.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

will someone answer if that was a 10 finger choke? i have no idea haha

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

It was. For more info see here:

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fail

http://www.grapplearts.com/Ten-Finger-Guillotine.html

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

zzzz

no really, zzzz

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 6, 2010 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

I want a gif of that dude flailing his legs in mid air.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 6, 2010 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

ha! uncle rico likes this.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The grandma said it.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yes yes… i know. but ‘the grandma’ doesn’t have the same ring to it. I COULDA GONE PRO.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone .gif that

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

That Dos Santos knock out on Yvel is ridiculous

The kid is a punching highlight reel.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

She saves you pennys on the dollar

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mullet Power upcoming

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

I agree

I live in the land of Larry Bird and Peyton Manning but… this is my favorite Indiana athlete.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

gogo Mullet Power

I hope, he was on my P4P list when he got smoked.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

If Torres loses I might kill myself. That was a little dramatic, but I’ll be at least a little sad.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

I'll probably cut.

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll think about it

then i’ll be like “nah”

by rkilla on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good compromise. I’ll join you and post pictures on myspace.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Real men do it on Xanga

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what that is. I’ll find out now. I’m sure it’s going to suck.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dana probably has the AMBER LAMPS on hold for Frank Mir just in case.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

An Hero.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

nyuk nyuk nyuk

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s the only thing to be proud of in East Chicago Indiana. I remember getting my first taste of poverty driving through EC.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Benavidez stealing Randy’s walk-in music.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

I'm taking Bowles,

And solely because I saw him at a Kings game a few weeks back. I accidentally plowed through this eight year old kid just so I could give him a fist pump and tell him good luck against Torres. He owes that little kid a victory here.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

Shit, meant Benavidez

I’m taking Benavidez.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I was

confused at first then I figured you had been drinking.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have, but not enough apparently.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Drink up weird screen name

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Nuge!!!

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

My dad has seen him live twice. He once appeared on 20 ft amps, swinging back and forth on a rope like Tarzan while playing the riff to Stranglehold. Easily one of the best performers in rock ever.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Money walkout song

especially if you’re coming out in a wheelchair

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

I mean that in 2 ways

cuz the song is long and that’s how he is leaving.

Do you like what i did with that?

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And...

Clay Guida makes an appearance. :D

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Master Tong reminds me of a guy who would star in a bad mid-90s direct to video movie that’s advertised on a UFC tape.

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 6, 2010 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

WAR MULLET

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Sounds like chalino.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

that’s what she said

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s about the size of… never mind

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i think we’re soulmates

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Between Pulver and this – I don’t think I can hold back the tears.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's impressive.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

door knob.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Jonah Falcon. yes.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s the video.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL, this referee is the best.

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Frank Mir Fap Time right now.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Miguel Torres KO = HNNNNNGGGGHHHHH

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Benavidez KO = It shrivels before popping off.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m sure he’s in the front row blowing kisses.

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

MULLET

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard him refer to it as the “East Chicago Waterfall”

by jrobb20 on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Torres is seriously hilarious.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Torres has the second best jab in MMA

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Torres butt-scoots TOWARDS his opponent – badass.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Benavidez looks pudgy

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Strong as a T-rex is more like it.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Bonnar just said he trains all over the world and never met someone who trains like Torres; Bonnar = Chicago – Torres = East Chicago

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

different states.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I know...

I’m from IN

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad dude!

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re golden engine

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Announcers Wanted for WEC events:

Requirements:
Be a current UFC fighter
Able to take both of Torres testes in your mouth at once
Have a dry horrid personality

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Benavidez 10-9 :(

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Nice armbar attempt at the end though

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

10-9 Benavidez

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Heh

Well, looks like Pulver should start focusing on his gym. Just don’t think he has it anymore. Liking Bonnar as announcer guy though. Overall, nice card so far.

by MMA42 on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Benavidez

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

10-7 Torres

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 6, 2010 11:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

frank, is that you?

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

et tu, frank?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

22-6 Torres

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You can end fights with heel strikes from the bottom.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Mousassi.

Upkick FTW.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

smart round for benavidez ..10 -9

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 6, 2010 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Torres is tentative.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

I was thinking the same

by jrobb20 on Mar 6, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I know – what happened to the killer from last two years?

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have noticed anytime someone has their clock cleaned like

Torres did, they get tentative. Think Rashad, Torres, Bisping, they all were.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Great takedown

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Torres is going to lose this...

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

OOOO Blood.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Frank is into bloodplay

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Awww dude. That’s both disgusting and hilarious.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Hilariously Disgusting

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by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Did Torres freak out at the sight of his own blood?

by rabrown on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

hmph.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Carwin TKO Mir R1

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Speaking of cutting. Someone, GET TO FRANK MIR’S HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Panic attack.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

tonight is fucking crazy.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Wooooo..

That was so beautiful…Bravo Braco

by pRoXiMo on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Benavidaz with a monster performance!

by Worldisart on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, i did not expect that at all. gotta be the the #1 contender at this point

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Alpha Male has a sweet gym for the smaller weight classes. This win makes that for sure.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

goddammit

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

Torres just lost…again?! WTFH?!?!?!

by MMA42 on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

I’m not confident Frank Mir can come back from this loss.

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Welp.

Slashes wrists.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Miguel gave up mentally because of that cut.

by grein on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He left himself wide open for that guillotine.

by grein on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with “giving up mentally because of a cut”.

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s been bloodied before.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too. I give Faber a -5% chance of winning.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I thought you were going to say “and I am Urjah Faber”

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

WEC only has upsets basically. If you look dominant in the WEC, you are going to lose apparently.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

thats why the little guys are so awesome. they’re all so talented

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

wow

somewhere Frank Mir is gently weeping.

by Koob on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

maybe he’s the first to die via octogon related injuries while not fighting.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont think you can die from chaffing though

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit

rec’d

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Winner.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wreck'd.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Lil Buddy...

we have have a problem with your career….

by Koob on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

eww skin flap with goat vag combo on torres

by ZephyrBrasil on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

At least Torres has a future career in comedy.

by Riney on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Bantamweight is wide open

Torres didn’t look like Torres.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

This card continues to hurt my feelings

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

WEC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SF

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

WEC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UFC

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

a rec for the ages

by woooburn on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

even if it does have a typo

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Wardogz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wargods

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a dog MMA organization run by Michael Vick.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

THAT would have octagon-related deaths for sure.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

My typos

are funnier than I am.

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

South Park

decided it takes 21 years if I remember correctly.

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

RAFFLECOPTER!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Torres' confidence has got to be down.

He actually looked scared the whole fight.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 6, 2010 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Good night, I’m going to cry myself to sleep.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 6, 2010 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

i think that ref just said “live hard”

by Austin Martin on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Time for the fat ass weight class

by cmsove on Mar 6, 2010 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Miguel Torres is 0-2 since subo was banned.

It’s the subo curse!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

Haha

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

That had not occurred to me. I need to send him some hate mail now.

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

He is 0-2 Since I started watching WEC lol, I’ve never seen him win live.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that a permanent ban?

I could always tell he was angry about something deep down but his posts were funny.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

don’t encourage him

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

OHH!!!!!!!!

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

That’s a graveyard strike right there.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT HEADKICK!

by rabrown on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

DAAAAAMN

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

KOTN.

And the ref waited WAY too long to stop this fight.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

Same slob who refereed the Davis fight wasn’t it?

by rabrown on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

his ring positioning was terrible.

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

He almost ran 360 degrees around them before he dove in to stop.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

i don’t like ripping refs but that was just bad. dude tripped over his own feet.

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

The ref was falling all over the place trying to stop the fight. What a mess.

Nasty kick, though.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The ref was 5 blows too late

by Dropkick434 on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

The back of his head was starting to fuse with the mat, good job ref, he is still alive.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

That was awesome!

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

Not even close

Hornbuckle kicked his head clean off.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Sucks that the LC Davis fight sucked

cause this would be card of the year.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 7, 2010 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

....Until the rest of March happens.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

If you're a senior citizen MMA fan...

WEC 48 card will allow you to get hard without pills.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

WEC 48

cures ED!

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 7, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Reach

CBS>VS

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Promotion

WEC > SF/Dream

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree

But Strikeforce is a bigger deal because its stuck in more eyes.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep

This year is going to be awesome. That WEC ppv is going to be hard to beat that’s for sure.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind that fight.

by cmsove on Mar 7, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

his injuries are tooken care of.

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

April 20 - DEADLIEST WARRIOR RETURNS!!!

First Match-Up: Atilla The Hun vs Alexander The Great!

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Shit

I will take House Wives of Orange County over ANYONE in history.

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

looks like i’m gonna be smoking weed and watching them go at it then

by Austin Martin on Mar 7, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME!

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Second Match-Up:

Viet Cong vs Nazi SS. So, so, wrong. Will be awesome.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh man.

I’m excited. It’s so bad and SO GREAT! Is it following the TUF stuff again? I miss live blogging the Deadliest Warrior shows.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 7, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Dunno – it’s just saying April 20 on the website.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when 30 minute naps turn into 4 hours sleep sessions and you end up missing fights....

Wassup everybody….

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Mar 7, 2010 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

You missed some great fights, and a Torres loss.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

youre so cruel

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Let me lie to save your feelings….all the fights sucked major donkey sacks.

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Stephan is a great analyst but he's fricking wooden on camera.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

Yup...

that shirt still hurts my eyes

by rkilla on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

i didnt think it was legal to refer to a fight without black guys as explosive

by Austin Martin on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

But their explosive without being athletic.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

but are they “well spoken”?

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Bonnar seemed a little stiff at the beginning of the broadcast, but he’s sounding a lot more natural now.

by cmsove on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

Totally glad Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is making something of himself.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:10 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY… SSS-WING BATTER

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

thats a rec

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we know where Boner from Growing Pain went

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the noose submitted him.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

10 fiber Guillotine Choke?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

He got Chad George'd

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

drink every time they refer to “the old brandon vera”

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

make sure you drink when they mention how unorthodox Jones is, as well as him learning moves off youtube

by rkilla on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

z

ha beat you to it

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I will play that game with you

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The new Brandon Vera scintillates against Reese Andy, Keith Jardine, K-Sos, and Randy Couture

Win or lose.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

everytime they call Jones some form or variation of “unorthodox”….wait better not, don’t want anyone dying of alcohol poisoning

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

*fancy little bow*

I do what I can.

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Vampire Weekend is infuriating

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Why?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Cute commercialized indie

Non-offensive and shit. In your face yuppie. Sweater wearing jerks.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Fedor wears sweater. He's Non-Offensive.

Choose your next words carefully.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha, rec’d

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Hipster doo doo feces. That’s why.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for use of doo doo as a verb

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!

by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Vampire weekend is turrible

Charles Barkley agrees.

twitter.com/thisredengine

by Matthew Roth on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Shhhh.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Barkley was the worst

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

No you.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

No you

Triple stamp

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Vampire Weekend sounds like the soundtrack to a party where yachts, escrow accounts, and whether Princeton will have a good rowing time this year is the topic of connversation.

by Tap or Snap Radio on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

....What.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

You're a yuppie.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

not ashamed to say i can appreciate that band. nothing groundbreaking though.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Paul Simon + P4k

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

oh totally. just sayin… would rather young kids listened to them that nickelback or some of the other shit out there these days.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

My 13 year old is

convinced that all the musical talent stopped after the 70s

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Its unreal

I still think Lonesom Crowded West is their best though.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll agree with that

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Modest Mouse is the only “indie” band I can stand. Love them.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Cold War Kids

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Dead Weather

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm an Animal Collective fan

We probably wouldn’t agree on music much.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Black Moth Super Rainbow FTW

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

animal collective and black moth seem so boring to me. maybe i need to give em another listen.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

BMSR's latest album was more 'accessable'

Tobacco’s solo stuff is more hip hop-y

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Listen to Strawberry Jam or Feels

Stay away from Merryweather Post Pavillion. It’ll put you to sleep.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Peacebone is a great, great song

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Right

For Reverend Green is awesome too.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Collective is good, but I like Panda Bear’s Person Pitch more than any of it.

by Kwisatz Haderach on Mar 7, 2010 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Tried Meriweather Post Pavilion – I get bored listening to them.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

MPP is "accessible"

They didn’t take many risks except for a few songs.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

He likes classic rock more.

Think Pink Floyd, Guess Who, Zepplin, Iron Butterfly, groups like that.

by Riney on Mar 7, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to meet him. I'm raised the same way.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

SNL writers not nearly clever enough for that

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Give them credit, 12.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

the bad comics and worse jokes have all blended together over the years.

by Trysdor on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Bill Hader is the man though.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

whats the song name again?

Meow? Meow?? Meow! ohhhhhh.... Meow =)

by SherCat on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

When the Man Comes Around

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks, much love

Meow? Meow?? Meow! ohhhhhh.... Meow =)

by SherCat on Mar 7, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

so far

Just about everyone I was rooting for has lost or at least fought a bad fight.

Johnny Cash had better turn this thing around.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

CASH! FTW

Meow? Meow?? Meow! ohhhhhh.... Meow =)

by SherCat on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

The best walkout song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

you beat me to the punch. this song is the best.

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I often picture myself walking to the cage to this very song. Then I realize, I’m not a professional fighter. I then walk into the office.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

i hear you man…i’m guilty of the same thing.

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s like singing in the shower almost

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

When the man comes around

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

Holy crap...

I think Bowles used to be my paper delivery boy…

by Koob on Mar 7, 2010 12:17 AM EST reply actions  

“gee, i’m sorry your mom blew up, ricky”

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I read this quickly and saw "I'm sorry I blew your mom, ricky."

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

“Young white version of Ali”

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

What.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Bonnar is on tonight.

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i didn’t expect cruz to have enough power to phase him

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

135 Title Fights are always sloppy brawls.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

And the loser of the fight goes on a big downward spiral, dropping fights constantly.

Beebe and Tapia are both on long losing streaks since fighting Torres, Maeda lost his next fight and has lost again in DREAM and now Torres has now dropped two straight.

by rabrown on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

i just got home

did I read right that Torres got tapped?!?!

by mason_beer on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah. Mir tapped him.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've been unusually cruel tonight.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Signature Guillotine

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

By BDSM fantasies I mean bloodplay

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I was about to say

somewhere in Vegas, Frank Mir shed a single tear

by mason_beer on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Spike is airing UFC 89: Bisping vs. Leben

For anyone on the West Coast looking to go to bed after this fight and need a little help.

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Cruz 10-9

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

10-9 Cruz

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

10-9 Cruz

Good round.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

Cruz 10 -9

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

10-9 Cruz

But all Bowles needs to do is one round

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

same here

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it’s a nice alternative to hearing “oh! it’s over!” every 30 seconds.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Todd Harris and Frank Mir on PPV

Just disastrous.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

Schiavello and Mir plz.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Sick combo

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 7, 2010 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

Cruz is outclassing Bowles on the feet

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

what the fuck

is up with this night? I did not see this coming

by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 7, 2010 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

agreed. cruz seemed pretty sloppy to me in the past, but he’s picking bowles apart right now

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

He ducks his head to the left a lot.

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Bowles can’t find him.

by dribblebib on Mar 7, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

that is called foot movement...

That is very good what Bowles is doing is what most MMA guys do. What Cruz thats what you truly want to see from a fighter standing up

by pRoXiMo on Mar 7, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Frank Mir UFC Man Cruz has beautiful angles n head movement what a clinic

Torres = Dumped!

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

Mizugaki has been poor tonight. Been picked apart.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Bowles' balls blasted.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

You have a future in headline writing.

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Alliteration: Always An Audience Appeaser

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Bowles keeps shaking his right hand… broken again maybe?

by verloc on Mar 7, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

I think I’m right here.

by verloc on Mar 7, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Good call. I think he woulda continued if he didn’t see his only way to win as that huge right hand.

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by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s it; how does he win now? Horrible way to end a card though.

by verloc on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Good call

Too bad mmaplayground doesn’t score comment threads :(

by Tedd Welch on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

BW div is all kinda shook up tonight

I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 7, 2010 12:30 AM EST reply actions  

20-18 Cruz

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:30 AM EST reply actions  

35-3 Torres

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

THEY BROKE UP

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Cruz vs Benavidez in a rematch already maybe?

I don’t see how anything would have changed. Cruz picked him apart too.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

What

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Man

This is like if Fedor- OMG HE BOWED OUT HOLY SHIT AHHHH

by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 7, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

WHAT?!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Mar 7, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Wow. What an anti-climactic ending to a fantastic card.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Bowles broke his right hand and gave up

by ZephyrBrasil on Mar 7, 2010 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

He's no Faber.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

So, can Benavidez beat Cruz?

Doubt it.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

I was in the bathroom. What happened?

by cmsove on Mar 7, 2010 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

because Faber is an ALPHA MALE

by John Lamb on Mar 7, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Faber finished 4.5 with a broken hand

and 2 with TWO broken hands.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would they stop a fight because of a broken hand?

Faber fought with two.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

they didnt bowles quit

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

bizarro...

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

faber fought with 2 broken hands just saying

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

Doctors don't allow Bowles to continue due to broken hand.

Faber fights most of his fight with broken HANDS.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

He didn't quit because of blood. Bowles got whipped.

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Torres

The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.

by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know right?

They should have had you in there, instead of those wusses Torres and Bowles.

by Scott Haber on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Broken hand stoppage?

Never heard that one before. Didn’t Faber fight three rounds with two broken hands?

by Trysdor on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

This is why Faber gets mad props from me...

Guy fought with two broken hands like some kind of strange chicken fighter, while Bowles gave up after just one.

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by Jacob Hayes on Mar 7, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

Sorry I feel bad. :-)

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Mir is a Hindu, DIscuss

Frank Mir UFC
Man I hope there’s reincarnation cuz I wanna come back as a lightweight, what a display of technique

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:35 AM EST reply actions  

Old guy in the back, let the mom hold the damn belt.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Mar 7, 2010 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

hahah you see reed snatch it

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

This WEC card tilted the axis of MMA like the earthquake in Chile tilted the axis of Earth.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

Bowles Torres rematch?

Just realized I don’t know any fighters in the bantamweight division.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 7, 2010 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

Yep

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

wow, did not see tonight shaking out like this.

a shame they’re swtiching to ppv. love me some free unpredictable wec.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:37 AM EST reply actions  

Bowles is despondent.

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:37 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

His dad is gonna be pissed

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

But he doesn’t care anymore

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

“he’ll keep callin’ me… he’ll keep callin’ me…”

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

REC’D

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by Matthew Roth on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

bowles lost every inch of respect i had for him.

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

I thought it was a doctor stoppage.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Let’s all question Bowles’s heart!

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by Mike Fagan on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

soft spoken with small balls!

by Austin Martin on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

It's like wet spaghetti

in a toaster oven.

Whatever that means.

by Trysdor on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

thank you mr. fagan. amazing how quick fans are to sell people short after a loss.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

a loss is one thing quitting after rd2 thats another

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

ever hand a broken hand? I’m guessing no.

by woooburn on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine punched into a wall and fucked up his hand, open fracture, there is no way in hell one can fight with something like this.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess you guys all saw bloodsport, it was like the dude who got his leg broken by chong li, horrific.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

im also not a professional fighter

by JaTinkles on Mar 7, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Which is a great point

Your earning potential is not directly related to the health of your hands.

by Tedd Welch on Mar 7, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

He could be a musician or professional typist or surgeon.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Shoot

That’s a hella good point. Sorry if you make your living off your hands, dude!

by Tedd Welch on Mar 7, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

You can still make money doing that, too.

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Straight to the bank.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

The screening process is pretty rigorous…. or so I’ve heard.

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 7, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You tell that pussy bro. You should probably Twitter him some abuse as well, drive your point home.

by An0nymous on Mar 7, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

YEAH, TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN, BRIAN!

by rabrown on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I have never broken a bone or fought MMA

But I gotta say, Bowles is a fucking pussy for not continuing to fight after breaking the same hand twice in six months!

by Tedd Welch on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Mar 7, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

so the question is

cruz already dominated benavidez, so does he fight wagnney?

by Austin Martin on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

Benavidez probably gets the shot.

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by P Brady on Mar 7, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks god I forgot to bet on that card.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

This was a hilarious thread

And I went 1-4 on the main card.

Leonard Garcia drew George Roop.

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Benevidez vs. Cruz

Duh

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Jens Pulver is a pussy for not letting Vazquez break his arm off, too!

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by Mike Fagan on Mar 7, 2010 12:40 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

First prelim fight ended with a flying knee KO in the first round, I’m sad it didn’t make the broadcast.

by rabrown on Mar 7, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

WEC is the ultimate shark tank….the competition is so tight and evolving…unbelieveable.

by Koob on Mar 7, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Frankly if Jones knew the rules (as stupid as they are), Hammill was going to get knocked out.

If he gets out of round 1 the doctors find out about his broken shoulder and Jones wins on TKO.

I refuse to think of that as a loss

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Hamill even said something along the lines of "Just as I consider my loss against Bisping (I am pretty sure that was the controversial decision loss) a win, I will consider this win against Jones as a loss.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 7, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Vera is in for the biggest rude awakening of his life.

by Koob on Mar 7, 2010 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

Paradoxically, he’ll probably go to sleep during the fight itself.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

What is Vera going to decision Jones to death?….

by Koob on Mar 7, 2010 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 7, 2010 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

Yikes

I wonder if Miguel writes off his new approach as a failed experiment and goes back to his old camp after this

by Tedd Welch on Mar 7, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t find his comments very believable.

by jrobb20 on Mar 7, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Jones has the same hype Vera did early in his career

by Dropkick434 on Mar 7, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

But Jones is EXPLOSIVE!

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Literally.

"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."

by spectaa on Mar 7, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it is wrong to expect any fighter to continue with a broken bone. You use your hands for pretty much everything during a fight. I wouldn’t want to see a fighter end up with a mangled hand just to please the fans.

by Dropkick434 on Mar 7, 2010 12:56 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

That's the mexicutioner!

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by SSreporters on Mar 7, 2010 1:04 AM EST reply actions  

I like how they posted “UFC Heavyweight” under his name; some respect for the Mexicutioner! Dana treats his last minute replacements well.

by verloc on Mar 7, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m late to the discussion, but i want to make the 1200th post.
I was right Cruz>Bowles.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Mar 7, 2010 2:11 AM EST reply actions  

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