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BUT DANA LIED TO YOU AND USED YOU AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT MACHIDA AND DANA IS YOUR ENEMY NOW!
Oh, Rampage! You fickle, fickle, soul.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
would you be mad at Dana if he bought you that car?
I won’t. haha.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 4, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions
If I were Rampage, I wouldn’t have been mad at Dana BEFORE he bought me the car. I wouldn’t have been mad at him for anything short of sleeping with my wife and peeing in my shoes after Dana bailed me out of jail and ran damage control for my stupid ass. But that’s why Rampage is on television and I’m not.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Mar 4, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions
At this point, I think everyone is aware as to what makes Rampage happy and what he considers a loyal friend should do for him. It always seems to involve $$$.
You have to be the man... you have to be very, like, alpha male with her. You know? Decide what you do and everything. So, show her who's the boss, you know? - GSP
Thats a sweet ass ride.
I'm gonna make a bold prediction here and say Cain "pillowhands" (as some of you have called him) lol Velasquez catches Nog right on the chin and finishes via strikes on the ground. Nog looked good against an old Randy. It didn't show me much. We’ll see.
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 18, 2010 11:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wandy walked into the dealership and they just handed over the keys to the best car on the lot out of fear.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Mar 4, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Wow, that’s a sick paint job. Damn, talk about advertising for your website.
by HappyLittleTreez on Mar 4, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
Thats a wrap.. not a paint job… :)
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
I was gonna say..
someone has some serious airbrush skills.
by HappyLittleTreez on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder who would win in a drag race
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
yer... plus
Rampage is so fat these days he’d slow his car down
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
plus Rampage has a habit of drivin over people and sidewalks
by bigc4277 on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
^^this
but I think that would be an advantage, Wandy would stop on red lights while Rampage wouldn’t care less :p
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Nah lights change to green when they see Wand coming.
by Worldisart on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs
SO MANY rec'able quotes here
i love it
Meow? Meow?? Meow! ohhhhhh.... Meow =)
by SherCat on Mar 4, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
???
A Challenger vs. an Aston Martin V12, even in the off chance that Wandi loses a race, I’d bet my first born it a lot more comfortable to cry in the V12 then any Dodge.
I don’t want to see either Rampage or Wand in drag!
by Roll for Life on Mar 4, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think Wanderlei would look like this
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Now...
I bet Rampage is gonna sell it, because I mean, didn’t he say he’s got kids to feed and a family to take care of? I bet he’d get a pretty penny out of that…
Yeah, right.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
The tint looks pretty dark. Wait til he gets a ticket...
He will be bitching again like Hendo was.
by truck on Mar 4, 2010 9:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
How can you tell what the tint looks like with the windows down?
by ufc4 on Mar 4, 2010 9:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
The back windows have a super dark tint. He’s assuming that the rolled down windows have the same tint.
twitter.com/thisredengine
Well that’s not always the case, especially if that’s factory tint on the back windows.
by ufc4 on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Right, now someone needs to explain this to our friend down below vvvvvvv
by ufc4 on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
ATTACK!!!
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbs=isch:1&q=challenger+2010&sa=N&start=40&ndsp=20
challengers don’t have stock tints in the side back windows, a simple google image search will show you that. coupled with the recent issue with dan henderson’s tint on his car given to him by the UFC, truck’s comment made perfect sense. … well, all that and rampage’s recent driving record, if people could see in his car that it’s him, they might flee and cause a wreck of their own :D
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
DUDE... who carez... it'z TINT?
get over it….your wasting precious MMA time….instead your arguing about fukn TINT!
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
are you that devoid of a sense of humor? hendo not bitching he’s just joking around, he and Dana go back and forth
by kanodogg on Mar 4, 2010 10:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Or you just aren’t as funny as your mom says you are.
by ufc4 on Mar 4, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's a nice car and all... but not quite up to the standards of his recent cars
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
by MicahW on Mar 4, 2010 9:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
that truck is some ugly shit
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
What, you DON’T ride around in a vehicle with a giant picture of you on the side? Lame.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Mar 4, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions
That Audi got totaled
I like the upgrade with the Challenger though…
I hope Dana was smart and only got Rampage the R/T…
and not the SRT8…
you just aren’t refined enough. you don’t know luxury until you side swipe a pregnant lady while getting 1 MPG and doing little to no damage to your own vehicle.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
some of us will never be that lucky
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
eh, i side swiped a pregnant lady on the way in to work this morning. going to get the big “Micah Decal” from the shop today. my wife wanted to keep the house and have food to eat for the next 3 months instead… she just couldn’t see the big picture of what our jeep will look like.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
don't let her take your dreams man!
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions
oh hell no! she was the lady i side swiped
(not really, and my wife occassionally reads BE, and no, she’s not pregnant, i love you honey, please dont withhold sex)
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
by MicahW on Mar 4, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
oh snap...
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
That’s a pretty rad GTO (or is it a charger) but even if it’s completely murdered out and customized it couldn’t cost more than the Range Rover they gave Hendo.
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hard to tell, all the camaros, challengers and shit look the same.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
Either way, unless it’s the 140k Mustang it’s not really all that special of a car before the customization.
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disclaimer – i would love to have it and wouldn’t bitch at all if it were mine.
but like the cars i showed above, rampage has some pretty expensive cars already… this seems like a step down. … plus shouldnt he have 2 cars from the UFC already from the 2 seasons of TUF he’s done? the UFC must has partial ownership in a las vegas dealership by now.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
That’s what I’m saying. I’d be siked if it was mine. But like if I’m a company trying to win back the loyalty of a fighter, I’d think something like a maybach would be better.
But yeah that car is dope.
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all depends on what they like
rampage seems like an easy guy to please, in the terms of cars anyway.
Naaaah GIRLS...
Thas a pretty hot Challenger…
Hottest American Muscle car…HEMI POWER!!!
It could be tricked out and worth over $150Gs…
Its got custom wheeles and I see red brake calipers…so I think it is an SRT8…
6.1 liter Hemi…
Nasty….
by Jadrig on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Challenger
I used to sell dodges. I had that fucking thing parked next to my desk. Challenger.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
Wow, I wonder if that is an implied insult. The Dodge Challenger is a fat, heavy car with an inferior engine. Either the new Mustang or the Camaro would leave it in the dust. And they cost about the same.
Or Dana has no taste in cars.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
The $42000 Challenger SRT8 has basically the same horsepower and torque as the $30000 Camaro. The Camaro is actually a bit fatter than the Challenger, granted. The upcoming 2011 Mustang also will pretty much match the much more expensive high end Challenger. For about the same as the high end Challenger you could get a Shelby Mustang, which has 100 more HP.
And you can’t even get the any Challenger with a stick, which is mind boggling to me and is a really awful thing for a performance car. It’s the only performance car I’m aware of that doesn’t at least have the option for a manual.
It’s a car for Mopar fans only. There are a lot of cars that are vastly better cars in the same price bracket. There are quite a few cars that match it that are much less. In short, the last car anyone should be blowing 40grand on is a Challenger. There are so many better options. Dana White has a lot of very very very nice cars. He of all people know this. When a billionaire with a garage full of Porsches gives you a Dodge Challenger, it’s a backhanded gift.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
Ahhh wrong on so many levels..
The 2010 Challenger R/T and SRT8 are availible with the six speed manual pistol grip tranny with a dual stage clutch…Biatch…
How much does the awful riding shelby GT 500 cost?? it was around $52Gs…
I have a charger RT and that bitch is HeAVY, but I have a few mods and it will run…
SOmeone I know has a new Camaro, their grandma owns a dealership, that bitch was $42,000 and is a 400 HP automatic…
Dont sleep on the Automatics though…The 400HP Camaro posts better 0-60 times than the 422HP manual tranny…Automatics are faster than manuals…
The best part about the camaro is what it looks like from the outside…the ride is NOT good…
Challengers and Chargers have mercedes based suspensions…
With the difference in price between the
less expensive Challenger SRT8 and the shelby GT 5oo..
You can put a blower and some extras on the Challenger to make it much faster than the Cobra…
Also, Dana had a Hemi 'Cuda built
for himself on MuscleCar TV…
It is one of Danas favorite cars…
The Challenger is the same car as the ’Cuda…
Dana loves this car and I am sure he did a few mods too it…
Dana is the man
Wrong bitch...
It has a better engine…
Hemi=6.1liter V8 425BHP
Camaro 6.2 liter V8 automatic trans= 400BHP
Same specs with manual trans +422BHP
Mustang has a tiny engine with a blower on it…
Look up SMS X Dodge Challenger…
Steve Saleens new line up…540 HP or 700 HP stock, with factory warranty…
Camaro is a piece of shit…
Mustang = awful ride with live rear suspension…
Challenger=much better ride due to the extra weight…
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
The poster toxic and the other poster toxic...
rec’d on 5 different levels…
best reply:
Nice… You still smokin’ them Newports?
by woooburn on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah… well my boss hooked my office up with new desk chairs. Sup now Rampage? Booyah.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
You know it.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
daaaaaaamn....
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
We have shitty Dell laptops :(.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
My Company took me to a Strip Club last week
What now?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Damnit, why does everyone work for more entertaining businesses; Government Defense Contracting is f’n lame.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I get free tickets to fights.
Boosh.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I hate everybody.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I also get free gym time a lot.
Ever roll with Ribeiro brothers? I have. And no, I don’t deserve to at all.
This is all just me trying to ruin your morning, btw.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Yep, this is the best BE story ever.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I spend too much time at gyms already, but I might have to find and choke you for the Ribeiro bros thing; NoVA has great BJJ, just not the massive collection of amazing world class competitors that CA has unfortunately.
Also my morning is like totally ruined. You’re mean and I hope you step in poo.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
My company sent me to Asia
Those dudes party and I had Yellow fever.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
I AM in Asia,
so I pwn you guys. haha ;)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 4, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Flip girls are the best. Kinda miss dating one cause she was crazy.
All girls are crazy though.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
bitches do indeed be crazy
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Of course, bitches
isn’t meant in a demeaning way. Just a general term for women.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
they don't seem to mind lol
the amount of women I see dancing and singing along to 99 problems…
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
you makin our Nikez over there?
trust me you don’t pwn cuzz your in Asia…
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
take it eazy guyz... just a joke..
it wuz funnier in my head….. sorry guyz…..
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
oh hahaha i forgotz im racist
iz just jokez guiz…don’t ban me.
Have a good on man.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Your typing makes me angry.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
ahh man.....
the backlash from this iz completeley warranted… bring it on guyz..
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
Zomething iz zeriouzly wrong here.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Ze Germanz?
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Second
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Scruffy doesn’t care about any of this.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
no you won't get banned.
I have the same message for him too.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 4, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
So did my boss.
Went to the strip club after a dinner at a seafood restaurant. Just a side note: going to the strip club after eating massive quantities of raw oysters and doing vodka shots is not as good idea as it would seem at the time.
You have to be the man... you have to be very, like, alpha male with her. You know? Decide what you do and everything. So, show her who's the boss, you know? - GSP
My boss bought me a sweet breakfast sandwich from Timmy Hos this morning, unfortunately I work for myself so I really didn’t make out all that well on the deal.
by Worldisart on Mar 4, 2010 10:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Sucker.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
me too
my boss is such a cheap bastard, I never have any fun. I wish I’d fire myself and hire a better boss :p
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Hire me.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Well if you fire yourself, hire me as the boss, I’ll make the decisions on cheap/not cheap. Win/win.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
But with that kind of insubordination I might have to let you go.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
the employee in me wants me to fire myself, and the boss in me wants no part of it. My boss still my boss though, so he gets the final word.
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
You really need to stand up to yourself.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
I work for myself too LOL
Just felt like being an ass.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
same here. being a jerk is the best!
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
See, even if you are the president of a multi-billion dollar company...
the best way to make happy a crying child happy still remains to give them a new toy.
by Razreshat on Mar 4, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Reminds me of Don King...
This reminds me of a Don King move…give the fighter a car or cars while you screw him out of millions.
cept they’re not screwing him out of millions
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
They are paying him his contract. Don King was stealing money from his fighters and taking the majority of their cut. This isn’t even close to the same.
Unless you’re taking the “i coulda been doing movies” argument but that’s not them fucking him out of money either. That’s him having to be a big boy and fulfill his obligations.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Nope, and neither have you. So we can continue this little discussion if you want to be a big boy, but if you want to play the UFC is evil game, I’m checking out and letting you troll on.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I love guys like this.
You work in the MMA industry, buddy?
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Don King paid guys their contracts. Who’d he ever lose to in court? Exactly.
This is a Don King tactic. Its really funny to see it work too!
by VirtualBalboa on Mar 4, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
That’s a little different than someone suing him for breach of contract. He never lost those fights in court.
by VirtualBalboa on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I meant that his contracts were so one sided that even if Iron Mike was making $20 million on a fight, King was pocketing the majority of it. He had these problems with a lot of fighters so it’s not a one time issue.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
And UFC contracts aren’t one sided? They don’t have problems with a lot of top name fighters?
by VirtualBalboa on Mar 4, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Difference is that the boxing model has him basically taking the big cut as a promoter fee. The UFC is paying what is in the contract. It’s apples to apples so trying to make the point you’re trying to make is ineffective.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Promoter fees weren’t the problem with Don King Promotions. Fighters were paid as contracted, cuts removed as contracted. Both the UFC and Don King were sued numerous times and both have yet to lose, only settle. Both have plenty of problems with their fighters complaining about money.
by VirtualBalboa on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I've said it over and over again
that money is less of an issue than image rights. The UFC pays guys what they can, and the pay is steadily increasing. Mid-tier guys make comparable pay in MMA as to boxing.
Image rights are something that they could easily leave with the fighters, but instead demand ownership of. It’s not necessary. If anything it would supplement fighter pay, being able to license their image out to Fathead, Round 5, Jaxx, and all that good fun. It’s more profitable for the UFC this way and makes the video game production marginally smoother so we understand why they do it, but it’s something not needed that hurts the fighters.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
The Sultan would have gotten him a Rolls Royce
From now on whatever event I am planning will be know as the ‘Bas Rutten Invitational ____’
no!!!!
He would would have got him a Merlot Cadillac bro-ham!
by Rayce. on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Negative, you haven’t unless you are a lawyer or manager or a fighter. These contracts are confidential and sharing details with associates would mean breaking said contract. Again, you can be a big boy or you can continue the “I’m important, I know fighters” argument. I hope you take the former because taking the latter means you come off just looking for an argument and as I said, I’ll check out at that point.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
gotta tell ya
That really makes sense. Red you seem like a hard man to argue with.
by Rayce. on Mar 4, 2010 11:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
All State debater in High School = Don't mess with me
Homie.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, good. I thought I was the only one here nerdy enough to be a former high school (and university) debater.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Nah, I was a super nerd. I was in JSA (Junior Statesmen of America) as well.
Probably would have in college if I didn’t drop out to pursue a dream in music.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
i totally would have done that in high school if....
I didn’t spend all my time nailing chics. …… lol losers!
J/k I keed I keed.
by Rayce. on Mar 4, 2010 11:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha…that’s funny. I’d never win debates by having a better argument…just by making people feel dumb. It usually worked. I’m kind of a jerk.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
is it against BE policy to post a picture of a retarded person to make fun of MMAfan4242? i’ve wanted to do it before, but didn’t want to get banned.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
F that.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Have they said why they gave him the car?
Or has Rampage said why?
"We've got weapons, we've still got weapons... That's terrible, I apologize."
- Bruce Pearl
i dont think it’s been specifically said. i would assume it’s either a car they owed him for doing TUF 10, or a “please don’t say bad things about us anymore” car.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
On a related note, is there a way to block posters? I’d like to keep my comment sections mmafan free
nope
But I figure I’ll make him feel like an idiot and he’ll just go away.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
I’ve done nothing of the sort. I’ve merely stated that I will make you feel like an idiot and you’ll end up going away. If I called you an idiot then yes, that would be name calling. But I didn’t. I just stated that I will make you feel like one.
So how long have you been watching MMA for? UFC 1 was awesome wasn’t it?
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 4, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
dude!
He totally won. let it go man. You’re totally being a Varner. Is that where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Being a varner on B.E.?
by Rayce. on Mar 4, 2010 11:44 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yep, cause you have figured out how to use the reply button. He has not. Man, the facts are reaaaaaally stacking up at this point.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not your buddy, friend!
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
by MicahW on Mar 4, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
you sonuvagun
you beat me to it! kudos
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Mar 4, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
lol, google was going slow for me, i couldnt believe no one got it before me, lol
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I set them up
You knock them down.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
lol, it was a kick ball thrown underhand ready to be knocked out of the park.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
This may be the most fun I’ve had on a BE story.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
either way
yours was better than mine, it has the entire argument on it. mine was just the single picture
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Mar 4, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Why oh why can’t I rec more than once?
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
you know not accepting defeat, bitching and arguing without having any facts to back you up.
And being disliked by the general public. Ie, Jaime varner. Being a Varner.
by Rayce. on Mar 4, 2010 12:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
“I came to make a statement, he came to argue”
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Mar 4, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
USE THE REPLY BUTTON!!!
It’s the little button underneath the comments…it says “reply.”
Sorry, I was getting angry.
by Captain7 on Mar 4, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
D00D
USE THE REPLY FUNCTION. What the shit…
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
i don't understand!
why would Dana be cooing Rampage… it seemz Rampage iz the one that was screwin up…i don’t get it..
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
Because Rampage is a prima donna. And the only thing to do with prima donnas is either ignore them until they go away, or pander the hell out of them. The only reason to do the second is because some prima donna’s, like Rampage, can make you a ton of money if they actually decide to apply themselves.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Man bloodyelbow is fun when people are debaters. Most concise arguments ever.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
I hate it
I don’t have the intelligence to keep up with this shit, I rather call people names and be done with it!
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Hells yeah, namecalling is win.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I grapple with being concise. I keep thinking of more important points I want to make as a I go along.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
I’m torn between just calling people dummy and making real points. But I’m having a blast making real points.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 4, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but you should see his other ride.
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
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