Strikeforce Challengers VII: Johnson vs. Mahe - Live Results and Commentary

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The broadcast is starting, first fight up shortly.
Justin Wilcox vs. Shamar Bailey - Round 1 - High kick from Wilcox lands and hurts Bailey who is bleeding. The ref falls down as the fighters move around the cage. Two lefts from Bailey land. Bailey keeps pawing at his forehead. He is cut badly and it's bothering him. Head kick by Wilcox lands. Wilcox is controlling this fight completely. Left hand lands for Wilcox. Their heads clash. Right hand by Wilcox now. The ref calls a time to let the doctors check the cut and it's going to be called off I would assume fiven how much bailey keeps pawing at his eye. No, Bailey can see so they're going to continue. Bailey can't get comfortable with the pressure of Wilcox. Bailey with a left hand, and a knee to the body now. Wilcox's speed and aggression is taking the round over completely now. Bailey has to do something to avoid a 10-8 round here. Wilcox shoots and Bailey defends the single leg but eats a right hand. Left hand by Bailey. Shot by Bailey and Wilcox sprawls. The round ends and it was 10-9 Wilcox on my card. Round 2- Wilcox pouring on the strikes early. Now Wilcox takes a poke to the eye so they're given a break for him to recover but the clock is still running for some reason. Back to action now. Wilcox landing a few more punches now. Kick to the groin by Wilcox and the fight is stopped so Bailey can recover. Head kick by Wilcox lands flush and Bailey eats it and keeps coming. He's nothing if not tough. Body kick by Wilcox. Now a hard right hand lands flush. Poke to the eye again and for at least the third time tonight the ref doesn't give Bailey a chance to recover and Wilcox opens up with a flurry of punches and gets a takedown. 10-9 Wilcox. Round 3 - Bailey opening up more this round but it's Wilcox scoring the meaningful blows. Bailey goes straight back far too much and he's getting popped every single time. This fight isn't even close at this point. Uppercut lands for Bailey. Bailey lands a few more punches but Wilcox fires back and now gets a nice takedown into side control. Wilcox to full mount now. Bailey is holding on to the body but isn't trying to sweep at all. Wilcox landing short punches now. Wilcox goes for an armbar but can't finish and the round ends. 10-9 Wilcox for the clean sweep on my card. Official Scorecards: 30-26, 30-27, 30-27 all for Justin Wilcox. Justin Wilcox wins by unanimous decision.
Zoila Frausto vs. Miesha Tate - Round 1 - Tate pushing forward with control and Zoila wings wide hard punches that miss. Tate shooting for the takedown and can't finish it but does push Zoila into the cage. Now she finishes the single leg and is in side control away from the cage. Tate looking to control an arm, landing a few punches. Zoila turns and now Tate is standing over her landing a hard punch before getting right back to side control. Tate to knee on belly and then Frausto gives up the back, but she's able to stand back up. Tate lands a few nice straight punches inside the looping shots of Frausto and pushes for a body lock again. Tate with another takedown into side control with 45 seconds remaining in the round. Tate lands a few punches and the round ends. 10-9 Tate. Round 2 -Front kick by Frausto lands early and pushes Tate back. Now Tate pushes her against the cage looking for a single leg and she gets it into side control again. Tate working a choke because Frausto won't let go of her head. It's a really simple choke counter to a headlock side control. Frausto is really struggling with it. Finally Frausto is able to get our of it. Knee on belly by Tate now. Tate working for an arm triangle and uses it to get to mount. Tate with a VERY deep armbar and Frausto keeps fighting. It's very deep and FINALLY Frausto taps out. Miesha Tate wins by submission (armbar), round 2.
Andre Galvao vs. Luke Stewart - Round 1 - Uppercut lands for Stewart early but Galvao dives in and gets an easy takedown. Stewart has full guard. A few punches from bottom as Galvao creates space and lands a big shot. Stewat tries for a leg lock and they roll and now Galvao is the one attacking the leg. Stewart spins and they're back to standing. Very good ground work from both guys and Stewart was able to survive the first time on the ground. Galvao can't get the takedown now and Stewart lands a low kick and a few high and now gets a takedown of his own bu Galvao stands right back up. Stewart with a few foot stomps. Knee to the body by Galvao and the round ends. Very competitive round but I'd go 10-9 Galvao. Round 2 - Galvao with some straight punches and a leg kick. Stewart pushes in with some good punches and presses Galvao to the cage. Leg kick by Stewart. Head kick attempt and Galvao lands a counter punch. Same thing happens again. Hook by Stewart lands and then a head kick. Galvao shoots and Stewart defends. Stewart tries for a knee and slips. Galvao to the top and Stewart sweeps him beautifully. Leg kick by Stewart now. Stewart with a nice hand combination. Right hand by Galvao lands. Takedown by Galvao now into half guard. Galvao tries to get to mount but can't quite get there. Stewart sweeps him to get back on top. 10-9 round for Stewart to even the fight up. Round 3 - Stewart using a variety of strikes and tries for a takedown but gets pushed into the cage. Galvao with the takedown now. Galvao standing over top landing a few punches and then dives back into the guard. Galvao to side control and Stewart just uses a beautiful sweep to get on top. They're back to standing now. Stewart going for the single leg and eats a flurry of hammerfists. Galvao with a takedown now and Stewart sweeps him again. Back to standing and Galvao is looking for another takedown. The judges are going to score that round for Galvao based on takedowns I'm sure, but Stewart controlled the grappling with the sweeps. 10-9 Stewart gives him a 29-28 win on my card but I figure the judges give it to Galvao. Official Scorecards: 30-27 Stewart, 30-27 Galvao, 29-28 Galvao. Andre Galvao wins by split decision.
Abongo Humphrey vs. George Bush - Round 1 - They engage early and Humphrey with a few hard head kicks and now Bush with a takedown. Humphrey creates space and gets back to his feet. Low kicks by Bush are doing a good job of controlling timing. Bush going for a takedown and Abongo has an arm in guillotine and Bush taps out! Abongo Humphrey wins by submission (guillotine choke), round 1.
Lolohea Mahe vs. Lavar Johnson - Round 1 - Lavar jabbing early. Mahe with a short hook that lands and now an overhand right that lands hard. Johnson takes a poke to the eye and the action is stopped. They resume and Johnson with a leg kick and now another overhand right by Mahe. Right hand by Lavar. Johnson working the jab and now Mahe charging in looking for a takedown. Mahe really pushing forward and Johnson looking for an arm in guillotine but finally Johnson has to give it up and may have burned out his arms. Mahe still trying for the takedown. Mahe finally finishes it and is on top trying to pass. Mahe landing some puncheswhile Johnson has butterfly guard. Johnson trying to scramble and he gets to his feet and lands a knee to the body. Takedown by Mahe again. The round ends and it was 10-9 Mahe. Round 2- Right by Johnson and a return by Mahe. Johnson landing now and again Mahe charges in looking for a takedown and pushes Johnson into the cage. Johnson avoids and they separate and Mahe is exhausted. Johnson is landing hard now. Mahe throwing bombs back. Big shot by Lavar. Big punch from Mahe. Body Shot by Johnson to the gassed Mahe. Johnson is tired also . Thai clinch knee by Johnson and now an uppercut by Mahe. Takedown attempt by Mahe. They're still trading shots. This is sloppy as all hell but a ton of fun. Big shots from Johnson and Mahe is stunned. Johnson pouring it on and Mahe goes down. The ref steps in and stops the fight. Lavar Johnson wins by TKO (strikes), round 2.
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Lol directv says it’s Cung Le vs Scott Smith
by Polyhedron on Mar 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I've got that to but on @ 10pm EST
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
HD Net has it 10pm as well
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
yea, i'm a moron
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Buddy’s been training eyebrows with Dan Hardy’s S&C guy.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He looks like a tattoo artists' sketchbook come to life.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
by lowellthehammer on Mar 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
have any comcast customers...
been able to get showtime to work on their box? I guess i’ll have to resort to streamin
Call Them
I had to notify them that it was free this weekend, and they gave it to me for 12 months for FREE because I could prove it. It’s on the Showtime homepage.
Hope you guys have similar success getting Showtime. Thanks again snakecharmer!!
Yeah, fuck that guy for trying to be helpful.
If only everyone on this board was a snide dickhead like you, things would be so much better.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
by lowellthehammer on Mar 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't get that feeling from this comment at all.
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by SSreporters on Mar 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I've never insulted a member on this site before and I don't think I ever will. I expect an apology from you, good sir.
'Ello G'vnor!
In hindsight that was an epic overreaction. Apologies for that.
You’re still a dickhead though. :)
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by lowellthehammer on Mar 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Call them...
tell them you’re supposed to have a free preview. At the very least they can probably just turn the channel on for you.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
They're wrong
The Showtime homepage says everyone gets Showtime HD, Showtime On Demand and Showtime On Demand HD. Give them the Showtime URL (http://www.sho.com/) so they can see for themselves, worked with TWC.
Comcast is so inept. They've botched free previews before.
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by SSreporters on Mar 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Really fucking weird time to start. but that’s what it is…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
George Bush III lol
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by donkeypunch on Mar 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d forgotten how Jacare bossed Lindland. Looked positively beastly.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
You haven’t always has that Beckett quote as your sig, have you?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
For at least 6 months I’d say, maybe a year.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
I can’t believe I never noticed…how old is your Stains profile pic?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
My boy Stains? Probably around the same time. For me, Beckett and Stains are like Hall & Oates, never to be separated.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit! I was just informed that Hall & Oates broke up…
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by jebushchrist on Mar 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing legal…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 26, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I got Comcast, I checked, and nothing showed up.
It’s delayed here anyway so I’ll watch on a stream. However if Abraham/Dirrell isn’t on my TV tomorrow then….that’s typical Comcast.
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I was thinking about doing a write up for this show as I watch it live, but I’m so confident that it’ll amount to something like “shitty production, shitty fights” that I’m going to go eat something, watch the fights then come up with something more interesting.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Not trying to bash Strikeforce though, just their Challengers series has never really done anything for me. I guess it’s saying something that I’m actually gonna watch though.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 26, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It says that you, like many other people, have been waiting for a girl fight this hot since Evinger/Carano. Or you want to see Lavar Johnson crush a Hawaiian’s head, which is also respectable.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Mar 26, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Both of those, and I can’t blow any cash till tomorrow night for UFC 111. Free MMA it is!
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 26, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
took a shower, woke myself up a bit…let’s watch some fights
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
“Time to get this party of pain started” wtf
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I've got a pain party in my pants. AND NOBODY IS INVITED.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Shamar is a really nice guy. I had the chance to speak to him when he fought on the Fedor/Rogers card. But the bible thing is a little weird.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
Better than bringing a surfboard like Rockhold did.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Like Kimo...
or that rapist who got Hackney’d
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by donkeypunch on Mar 26, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s “therapist”.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 26, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
joe son
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Son, maybe?
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by donkeypunch on Mar 26, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kim Winslow (female ref) just butchered a call on the KOTC show. Dude was completely flat on his stomach and was hit about 6 more times.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 26, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Too bad Mauro isn't there to make a stupid sexist comment.
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by SSreporters on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You’d figure Mayhem would have a dick comment to make, but him and Shiavello were both too confused to focus on how botched the call was.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Easy…
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by jebushchrist on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
be nice...
we leave fighter’s families out of it unless they’re actively involving themselves.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that was weird how they showed justin wilcox’s GF and then cut to a shot of his chest.
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Bailey fought on the Chicago strikeforce show…but they don’t film the undercard fights…so they have no film for a guy who fought on a televised show.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
they don’t film the undercard fights
That makes no sense at all. Highlight reels and a video library seem like pretty basic items to build up as a promotion.
by Graven Image on Mar 27, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
z
coker needs to put one of those dog collars on mauro. I think a few volts of electricity after the first “down goes the ref” would have worked out for everyone.
Bailey doesn’t look like a pro to me. Should not be in there.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Was it a no striking match? He looks like he’s about to turn around and run.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
dude smoked some crack
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
smoked some? That dude has that crap flowing through his veins.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Gus Johnson and Mauro need to team up for the next CBS card.
Copius amounts of screaming.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
GuJo is still hoarse from last night.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Ill take Mauro over Goldie anyday
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a really low bar to set
That’s like saying, I’d take Logan over Edith.
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He’s comical. But better than him exists. It must!!
He calls the action pretty well.
Anik wasn’t bad in Bellator’s 1st season.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
THE BIG KABOOSH!
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now Ive always hearted Edith so that hurts.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Bailey looked like a good wrestler in chicago.
Looks like a good punching bag tonight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Was it Rampage?
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Wilcox of course...
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
so, bailey complains of being poked and the ref ignores it, but wilcox gets time to recover?
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Clock kept running during the eye poke break
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah I noticed that. Weird.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
fail
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Guess it was more of a Yield then.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
The random stoppages due to illegal blows.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Shamar’s eyes are fair game I guess.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
paging StitchDuran
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
One of the worst I’ve seen someone be allowed to fight with for this long.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully he doesn’t get Torres’ stitcher.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
i just noticed bailey has a little mini mohawk. nice mini mohawk.
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woah
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Just noticed he has the miniest of mini mohaks lol
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You two need to get a room
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s really shitty that Wilcox poked him in the eye then went on the attack.. He knows he poked him so he shoulda came clean with the ref
They want to limit cuts and blood
Oh…. nevermind.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I really do hate no elbows.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
NEVER!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly though? He kicked a half-blind guy in the noggin about 10 times and bashed his face and eyeballs for 15 minutes and couldn’t finish him. Not so impressed here.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Drink every time there's a foul or an awkward pause during an interview?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Or close-up of a guy staring awkwardly at his wife then an extreme close-up of his bare chest.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Off the top of my head
If you drink every time a ref screws something up at a Challengers show you’ll probably get drunk in a hurry. Or every time Mauro yells something completely inane and the other announcers try to ignore it.
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by lowellthehammer on Mar 27, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Wilcox’s speed was impressive and he kept a nice pace. But he has NO power at 160 pounds. He’s clearly a 145’er which would help with his power a bit.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
you know what they always say about going from featherweight to 160lb catchweight…
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To be fair about the catchweight, it only happened because Bailey come on as a fairly late replacement and that was the lowest weight he thought he could make.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Dangit, Cormier said theyd be taping his fight in case its needed. Hopefully we get to see it.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Yeah.
There’s no excuse to not show the Cormier fight if they have the time.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone know if trevino/holscher fight happen? i didn’t see weigh in results for them.
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… and my opponent’s soft and supple retinas…
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
As terrible as that is, I have to admit I laughed.
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Seth Petruzeli..oh wait.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DON'T BE SCARED!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
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Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
*barf
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Any relation to Lumberg
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
It's there...
Don’t be scared! <- click that…it goes away
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
well...click that on the photo comment
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
If I’m going to post something disturbing I always leave the subject on
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Not enough people do, so I always assume the worst.
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heavens to mergatroid?
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
this should be interesting
pretty good war of words leading up to this one.
tate was ripping frausto for her toenail slice kick and everything.
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yeah
I been following this. Pretty pumped lol
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
The smoke
Stop it.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Take a shot everytime you hear "Superwoman Punch".
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tate cut weight to make 136. bigger difference now than that.
take her down tate!
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let's get it on...
doesn’t work right when it’s girls BJM
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
Better get it to the ground, Tate. Those were some nasty uppercuts.
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whiffercuts
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by GregS123 on Mar 27, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sniffercuts?
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Giggity
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The Manhoef-Shorts may not have been the best choice for Zolla.
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Also a bad choice? Milk.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It's so damn hot

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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lmao
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Superior

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by P Brady on Mar 27, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Academy-Award Winning Dude, no less...
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 27, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh my
Ground game the whole time
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The scissor spot in a womens fight feels like the ref ass bite spot in a midget match. It felt inevitable.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Am I the only one here not turned on by this?
I worry for the rest of you.
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Me neither. They’re just fighters to me. Tiny, lithe, sweaty, mammaried fighters.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
[Looks around for Nick]
I didn’t say dimpled.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't turn me on...
at all.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
POKE HER IN THE EYE!!11
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
For a second I thought we were going to get a Ben Henderson situation.
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Man that was hard to watch
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Mar 27, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
She was really struggling to get the thumb pointed up and finish.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Tate wasn’t really using her hips in the beginning
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
You really put that one on a tee.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
SUP GUYS
Have I missed much?
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and scissors.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
LMAO rec'd
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I kept saying…She was an absolute steal at those odds. -165 was an absolute deal
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
that was as sure a bet as you can find
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Why the hell is Quadros holding her arm like that?
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Memories
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Congrats Tate. Great win. Really horny, i mean impressive.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
In all seriousness, I get a kick out of all these guys saying “Arianny has no ass… Logan does nuthin 4 me” and then we get two average looking women fighting and everyone’s got sweat pants boners.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol at sweat pants boners
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
lmao
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
This
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
You Summoned?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 27, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Team Thirsty!
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
GTP - boof
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
If CBS even AIRS the entrance…
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
theres only 3 fights scheduled lol
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m still not getting my hopes up.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
They havent shown those meat dummies in a min.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Look...it's Jake ZZZZZZZhields
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
I don't why Shields gets such a bad rap
Maybe it’s because I used to wrestle, but I find it incredibly fun to watch him work his ground game. He uses cool tricks and techniques in his wrestling I’ve never seen before. Unlike, say, Fitch who is about as boring and vanilla as you can get.
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I was talking more about his personality in interviews. But that Mayhem fight was one of the worst I was ever in attendance for.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, fair enough…yeah outside the cage he’s only marginally more exciting than Carwin.
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I chose to eat something and read into more about 24 getting canceled
What did I miss?
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Jack Bauer Power Hour got canceled?
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Yep. After this season it's getting the ax.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
They'll pick it up and then replace Jack Bauer with Jay Leno.
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by SSreporters on Mar 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like a Matt Lauer Golden Shower
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
MAN DO I LOVE THIS GENERIC MUSIC!!!1
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They're just droppin beats off a keyboard
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by donkeypunch on Mar 27, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Impressive.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on and represent the Bay Area, dude! Beat Galvao!
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Stewart has gigantic fucking ears
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
Galvao couldn't do against High, maybe he can do it here.
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Nice transitions
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Name rape. Such a sad thing.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Transitions! YAY!
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Rosales
Worst Ref of the Year Candidate?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
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this is awful...whose uncle is he?
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Better show than I thought it would
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I’m sorry, but I"m new to the picture posting thing. What do you guys mean by “subject line”? Am I breaking protocol somehow?
Subject line in the comment. The Black thing.
Click on the subject line, this can disappear.
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Yeah, type words in the subject line and the pic on the body
That way we can collapse photos by clicking on your subject line.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate you right now.
Use the damn subject line.

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by Damon O. on Mar 27, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Stewart is doing good standing. Not sure why he keeps clinching up.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
bill goldberg is better than shamrock...not saying much
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
rape choke
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
I prefer to call it the "surprise sex choke".
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The Cuddle Choke.
Or The Rambunctiously Cuddle Choke
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A “sudden and unexpected surplus of penis choke”, if you will.
by The Flying Gentleman on Mar 27, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't we just cut his mic?
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I did not think i was going to see Galvao get outclassed on the ground tonight
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions
he's completely gassed
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
No one did
Taken down sure. But getting swept repeatedly like this? Damn.
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that last sweep should factor into the scoring for this round. not that it will. but it should.
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The judges are going to score that round for Galvao based on takedowns I’m sure, but Stewart controlled the grappling with the sweeps. 10-9 Stewart gives him a 29-28 win on my card but I figure the judges give it to Galvao.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions
Which is unfortunate. Stewart absolutely won this fight.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell get it.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Fail
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Wow judges...wow....
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I can honestly see 29-28 Galvao…but 30-27 is inexcusable.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions
I agree. We see this a couple times on every card though...
I just assume bad judging and expected it could go anywhere from 30 – 27 to 27 – 30 depending on the judge. 29-28 in either direction wouldn’t have surprised me either… Judging sucks, that is the fact of the matter.
yeah
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately it happens entirely too often. I can’t think of any good examples of the top of my head, but it’s hardly an unheard of occurrence.
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Shutup Machida
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Except the machida fight was clo
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Is this guy really "the best bjj black belt in mma"?
Serious question.
Second best because he just got schooled by Stewart.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Not. At. All.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
he is honestly VERY VERY good
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if he can translate it, watching that, though.
Especially after struggling to lock up High in the leglock at Dream…10?
The WW GP.
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Yeah...
it doesn’t always translate because you’re worried about so many things beyond positioning..etc. And that’s two fights now where it looked like it wasn’t going to translate.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I should specify...
that I mean he is very, very good at sport jiu jitsu
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
But 30-27 Galvao is ridiculous….
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I thought he could have taken the first and the third.
Although I don’t really both scoring fights anymore. I look at them as how judges might see them. I figured all three could go either way depending on the judge.
Galvao getting the first and third rounds would be fine...
But how anyone could’ve given the second round to him makes absolutely no sense.
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I thought the second round was def favoring Stewart.
That said, it was close enough that I figured a judges decision in either direction wouldn’t surprise me… I assume terrible judging.
much more plausible than the other way.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
Lavar "Big" Johnson? Wow. Hell of a nickname.
BUSH TIME!
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Abongo almost kind of toom a round from Brett Rogers.
He will win.
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We watched a fight where Stewart pretty much got robbed and it segues into them previewing
A boxing match involving a guy who got robbed then raped and pillaged on the judges scorecards against Froch.
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I think it's really close. I might agree with you on Abraham, but it'll be a barnburner.
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Glad Jermain Taylor pulled out
I honestly could’ve seen him getting knocked out in his remaining fights.
But Allan Green is a fricking sacrificial lamb.
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At least Green will be able to string a sentence together after his beating.
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Abraham always starts slow
Wonder if he’ll change his strategy fighting on enemy soil.
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Yeah. I’m going over to SC’s house tomorrow for a dual liveblog. 2 TV’s with him liveblogging that for BLH and me liveblogging 111.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully it works out so the boxing fight is during the Fitch fight.
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Sweet. We need someone to live blog you two liveblogging
Hope you have fun.
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Baxing baby!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRT70ceAMQ4&feature=youtube_gdata
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
What the hell?
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Some black guy looking to improve his career by taking shots at George Bush. I’ve seen this before. yawn
Iron Ring vs. YAMMA
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ve now realized that Fedor is the lineal Iron Ring HW champion
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Coleman coaches like Rampage
but Coleman is actually hilarious…
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…oh hammer house
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions
A fool me can't get fooled again!
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
So it looks like Abongo is next to be rushed in the LHW division for Strikeforce.
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yep
Nice step up will be Whitehead
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
He should have tapped way back when he couldn’t find those weapons of mass destruction.
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Bingo Abongo Bango!
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Turrible.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 27, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
...just the worst
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
:’(
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha did anyone hear Mauro say "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" after that?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I will NOT be posting the staph holes!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
And Mo really should be fighting an Abongo level guy.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
SHOBAX
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Pro baxing?
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes!!! Special guest referee Jose Canseco!!!
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh man. Vasquez/Marquez IV? This could be either awesome or tragic.
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Tragic.
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by P Brady on Mar 27, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Long term...
it sure seems like that will be the case. I mean, those are three fucking amazing fights…but at a certain point they’re just in some trouble down the road.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
They're probably going the Ali way. It's not going to be pretty.
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I just watched Facing Ali last Sunday.
One of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen.
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Yesss…I’ve watched it 3 times already. It’s amazing.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck...beat me to it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you guys know Mahe once drew with Scott Junk?
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So we can expect him to gas.
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Guy who spent 4 years in jail vs. Guy recovering from a gun shot wound suffered at a family reunion*.
MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:38 AM EDT reply actions
Maybe he's like Sawyer from lost and has a fucked up childhood.
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Nerd ftw
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
( ̄д ̄;)
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Just getting rid of the silly entrance and generic music would go a long way for the SF product. Ugh…
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
I don't mind the entrance...
but that music is just awful. I’d rather they pay some shitty local metal band to write generic entrance songs.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
We need someone coming in drag. That would make it alot more enjoyable.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I missed Johnson’s scar…where is it???
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/7/5/938939/lavar-johnson-hospitalized-after
There’s the shooting story from when it happened.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions
Oh Mauro lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Yeah Mahe looks completely done
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone put Mauro to sleep please
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Mahe's ready for TUF.
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Stop screaming Mauro, that was anticlimatic as fuck.
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WTF Mauro
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That was sloppy as all hell but a lot of fun at the same time.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions
Oh and he leakin"?
Call the AMBERLAMPS
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by Damon O. on Mar 27, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh snap!!! Rec’d!!!
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Shine those shoes, boyee
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 27, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
there will hopefully be butt gifs from tonight
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure why it didn't copy...that was supposed to be

But booty works for me too
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s a fantastic mistake to make.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 27, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I just posted that higher up the comments...
Wonderful to see, regardless.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 27, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Epic fail...
Or…Epic win?
Win.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It's all in the jiggle..
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 27, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
wobble…wobble…wobble…repeat.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
These guys need to sharpen their baxing skills. Jebus!
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Mauro is going to destroy that microphone. What the heck was that ending.
He’s someone who has gotten worse since PRIDE.
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I was thinking Mauro had been doing realy good tonight, not overselling stuff, too.
Anyway. That was pretty entertaining.
yeah...uh...what? amazing!
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
That was nowhere near the Manhoef/Evangelista war. Fuck what Mauro says.
by Polyhedron on Mar 27, 2010 1:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
"Amazing performaance!!!"
Really? What happened to having standards?
The girl fight was far superior.
looks like no cormier
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 1:59 AM EDT reply actions
a waste...how are they going to build him up
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Have him sign with the UFC
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by Damon O. on Mar 27, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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srsly...
Strikeforce do a shit job of properly developing their fighters. It’s embarrassing.
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 27, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
What fighters?
Strikeforce doesn’t even have enough fighters to have a pick-up game.
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they could play a half court
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
With 30 minutes left on the slotted time no less
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Mauro is shaking. I'm shocked he could still breathe after that ending.
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Mr. Mauro, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent commentary were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 27, 2010 2:00 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
well...
Now I know what I’m going to watch for a quick laugh.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that skit...
deserves a rec.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
Well…from a pure entertainment standpoint, that was maybe the best of the challengers shows
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions
Agreed, was not as bad as I expected.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
The biggest (figuratively and literally) fight on the undercard was a heavyweight bout between John Devine and two-time Olympic wrestler, Daniel Cormier. Obviously, Cormier was the favorite, but he brought a 1-0 record into what was only his second fight as a professional. You would have expected Cormier to want to take the fight straight down, but he seemed content to stand and strike, at least for a little bit. After a few nice combinations from Devine, Cormier landed a right that dropped Devine like a rock. Cormier followed with a few ground strikes before the referee stopped it and awarded him the TKO.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 27, 2010 2:05 AM EDT reply actions
Nice!
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 27, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY WOULDN'T YOU SHOW THIS FIGHT?
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 27, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Good to hear.
Damn shame they didnt show it.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 27, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
its ridiculous.
I don’t hate StrikeForce… but I really don’t understand them…. Why wouldn’t he be on the televised card initially…? and why when left with over 20 minutes of dead air, wouldn’t u show the fight…
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
And why do they pretend they’re playing the same game as Zuffa? If you have fewer fighters, stars, and less money, you need to be smarter about how you do business.
Not airing this fight is quite simply dumb and it tells me all I need to know about the people making decisions at SF.
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by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Strikeforce Challengers is a bad UFC undercard on a Fight Night.
The girls fight was good. Everything else I already forgot about.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 27, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions
production rules. fight after fight after fight. not excessive promos or other bs: only in moderation. way better than ufc production which hasn’t changed for seven years
wait...what?
Their production is awful…it looks like the cage is slanted because the cameramen can’t hold their equipment straight. And you can hear people speaking during promos because they don’t cut the microphones. They’ve been doing this for a year now…these aren’t growing pains…this is sloppy.
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