DREAM.13 Live Play-by-Play, Results and Commentary
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 2:38 AM EDT
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Japan's Dream returns with its first show of the year tonight, the back end of a loaded Sunday MMA double-header, so stay up late with BloodyElbow.com as we bring you live results and play-by-play (as well as comments from the always sleep-deprived BE Night Crew). The show kicks off at 3AM Eastern / midnight Pacific.
Featherweight champion Bibiano Fernandes will put his title on the line for the first time tonight as he takes on newly-minted 138-pounder Joachim "Hellboy" Hansen, and two of Japan's top lightweights will clash as Deep champ Katsunori Kikuno meets Cage Force ace Kuniyoshi Hironaka. Also on the undercard are Josh Barnett, K.J. Noons and the ever-popular "Minowaman," Ikuhisa Minowa.
Quick Results
DREAM Featherweight (138 lbs.) Championship
Bibiano Fernandes def.. Joachim Hansen via split decisionJosh Barnett def. "Mighty Mo" Siliga via submission (kimura) R1
K.J. Noons def. Andre "Dida" Amado via unanimous decision
Ryo Chonan def. Andrews Nakahara via unanimous decision
Cole Escovedo def. Yoshiro Maeda via KO (head kick) R1
Katsunori Kikuno def. Kuniyoshi Hironaka via KO (punch) R1
Ikuhisa Minowa def. Jimmy Ambriz via submission (toe hold) R2
DREAM Featherweight (138 lbs.) Championship
Bibiano Fernandes (7-2) vs. Joachim Hansen (19-8-1)
Round 1: Bibiano starts off with inside thigh kicks. Hansen answers. Champion dumps the challenger to the mat with a powerful double leg, but Hansen pops back up. Fernandes clinches against the ropes and Hansen stuffs a trip attempt. Fernandes going to the body with kicks, then backs Joachim into a corner and wrestles him down. Hansen just avoids the champ passing his guard and scrambles back to his feet. Round one half done now. Fernandes catches Hansen with a glancing knee to the groin, but Joachim motions that he's fine and they continue. Big, chopping outside thigh kick from Hansen. Now Bibiano shoots a single, deposits Hellboy on his back and stands over the challenger. Cautious of upkicks from the lengthy Hansen, Fernandes allows him back up. Nice jump knee from Bibiano, who then extends his hand to Hansen as if he caught him low. Hansen repays the courtesy with a punch. Now the two slap hands. Hansen backs Fernandes into the corner and connects with a few knees, but Bibiano extracts himself as the round expires.
Round 2: Fernandes with an early double leg, puts Hansen down, then grabs for a leglock. Hansen escapes to the feet. Bibiano catches a kick from Hansen and puts him on the mat, but Joachim makes him pay with a few solid upkicks to the mush. They stand and Hansen delivers some knees to the midsection from the clinch. Fernandes ducks a punch from Hansen and answers with an overhand right. 90 seconds left. Crowd gasps as Hansen thumps Bibiano with an uppercut, but Fernandes ties up. Another double leg, but Hansen is quickly up once more. Hansen charges with a knee, but Fernandes staves it off with a front kick. Very close fight to call, could really go either way on the judges' cards.
BloodyElbow.com sees the bout for Bibiano Fernandes.
Bibiano Fernandes (8-2) def. Joachim Hansen (19-9-1) via split decision
HW - Josh Barnett (24-5) vs. Siala "Mighty Mo" Siliga (3-1)
Round 1: Barnett in his wrestling shoes, Mo barefoot. Mo drops Barnett with a left hand, but he recovers and presses Mo into the ring post. After 30 seconds of no action, they're split up. Yowch - Barnett catches Mo with a front kick directly to the groin and the Samoan crumples to the canvas. Mo looks (and sounds) to be in agony as the doctors enter the ring to check on him. Looks like this one is all over.
Wow - after about 10 minutes pass and as many Dream officials converging in the ring, Mo rises off his stool and is ready to continue fighting. Barnett pushes Mo against the ropes and dumps him on the mat with a high double. Josh passes to the side and seconds later, Mo taps to a kimura. After the fight, Barnett allows Mo a free shot to the groin, though Mo doesn't give nearly as hard as he received.
Josh Barnett (25-5) def. Siala "Mighty Mo" Siliga (3-2) via submission (kimura) R1
LW - K.J. Noons (7-2) vs. Andre "Dida" Amado (6-3-1)
Round 1: Dida's first kick grazes Noons in the cup and he takes a minute to recover. They restart and Dida begins slapping away with more kicks, but missing with his overhand rights. Noons pressing forward, snapping his left jab out but keeping the right hand at bay. Beginning to let the right hand go, Noons starts punishing the body of Dida with sharp shots. Winging left connects to the head of Dida, followed by more rib roasting by Noons. Referee confusingly cautions both fighters, wanting more action. Dida grabs the Thai plum and throws a single knee that connects, then resumes backpedaling. Noons, the aggressor, continues to punish the ribcage and breadbasket to the end of the frame.
Round 2: Dida zooms across the ring at the bell, but misses the mark with a flying knee. Dida sends a sharp jab down the pipe, Noons answers with a flurry to the body. Noons is keeping active but not landing anything of substance as Dida tries to counter-strike. Noons can be heard saying "what the fuck, man?" to his corner. 90 seconds left and Noons appears to be on his way to a decision win. Dida still refusing to engage even as Noons comes forward with combinations and knees. And it's a wrap.
BloodyElbow.com sees the bout for K.J. Noons
K.J. Noons (8-2) def. Andre "Dida" Amado (6-4-1) via unanimous decision
WW - Ryo Chonan (16-10) vs. Andrews Nakahara (2-1)
Round 1: It's Chonan commanding center ring as Nakahara circles the outside. Nakahara slips throwing a kick and Chonan chases him to the mat. Nakahara ties his man up in a high guard near the ropes for a moment, and the referee repositions them in the middle. Now Chonan stands up from Nakahara's closed guard and sends bombs downward at the karateka's head and body. Diving back in, Chonan's able to get to half guard, but stalls out. Chonan almost has Nakahara in a full crucifix, but Chonan's right leg is still trapped in half guard. Chonan briefly moves to side control, but they stall out once more and it's back to the feet. Shortly before the round ends, Nakahara catches Chonan flush with a kick to the pills, but Chonan recovers after a moment.
Round 2: Nakahara outstriking Chonan through the first half of the round, alternately cracking the Piranha with solid rights, kicks to the body and knees from the clinch. With just over a minute left, Chonan gets Nakahara back to the floor, mounts simultaneously and begins pounding away. He can't put Nakahara away, though, and it'll go to the judges.
BloodyElbow.com sees the bout for Ryo Chonan
Ryo Chonan (17-10) def. Andrews Nakahara (2-2) via unanimous decision
FW - Yoshiro Maeda (26-7-2) vs. Cole Escovedo (15-4)
Maeda pressing the action with body/head combos early on, then connects with a huge uppercut, but Escovedo doesn't flinch. The American keeping Maeda at range with front kicks and head kicks. Maeda rushes in with a wild flying knee that doesn't connect. Escovedo fakes an inside thigh kick which doubles Maeda over, then connects with a devastating left roundhouse right to the mush of the Japanese fighter. Maeda goes out cold, falling backward as Escovedo dives into mount and the ref pulls him off. Stunning win for the "Apache Kid."
Cole Escovedo (16-4) def. Yoshiro Maeda (26-8-2) via KO (head kick) R1 2:29
LW - Katsunori Kikuno (12-2-2) vs. Kuniyoshi Hironaka (16-6)
Kikuno presses forward early with a round kick and flurry of punches to the backpedaling Hironaka. They clinch against the ropes briefly with Kikuno shooting some knees up the gut before the ref breaks it up. More kicks from the karateka now. Kikuno backs Hironaka into the ropes and doubles him over with a right kick to the gut. The follow-up punch from Kikuno snaps Hironaka's head violently from left to right and it's the end of the night for the Cage Force champion.
Katsunori Kikuno (13-2-2) def. Kuniyoshi Hironaka (16-7) via KO (punch) R1 1:26
Open - Ikuhisa Minowa (44-30-8) vs. Jimmy Ambriz (14-12-1)
Round 1: Minowa shoots on the left leg of Ambriz and shrimps beneath the massive fighter. Ambriz puts Minowa flat on his back and moves to half guard on the right side. Minowa stands and Ambriz ragdolls him back to the ground. Ambriz moves in and locks up and arm-triangle, but it's loose and Minowa escapes. Now Minowa on all fours with Ambriz riding him on the right side, peppering the Japanese fighter with punches. Minowa continues to absorb the punches, stands momentarily, but is quickly reintroduced to the mat. Despite Ambriz' dominant position, the referee stands the fighters up and issues Minowa a yellow card for stalling. Three minutes left in the opening frame. Minowa connects with a left hook that stumbles Ambriz, but Minowa backs out. A few more shots connect for Minowa, but it's one punch at a time and some leg kicks to close out the round.
Round 2: Ambriz looking worn as the second round begins. Minowa lands a few more left hands before Ambriz decides to take him down. Referee stops the action momentarily to clean blood from Ambriz' nose, and they resume in center ring with Ambriz in half guard. Ambriz mounts, but Minowa reverses! From the guard of Ambriz, Minowa fakes a punch and dives for the leg of his opponent. Ambriz hesitates for a moment, then taps to the toe hold.
Ikuhisa Minowa (45-30-8) def. Jimmy Ambriz (14-13-1) via submission (toe hold) R2 2:42
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It truly sucks that this is on a Sunday night, and I will be unable to attend due to having to work early on Monday. There hasn’t been a good Night Crew event for a while.
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i called in sick for tomorrow yesterday >_>
looks like i have stomach flu that came on suddenly this weekend <_<
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 21, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems every Dream card is on the same night (early next morning) of another card.
So every time I watch them it is like 6 hours in 1 night of MMA, pretty awesome.
I hope Mighty Mo beats Barnett even though I know it is going to be like Barnett-Yvel all over again.
Looking forward to Ambriz’s “awkward possum” style of fighting that he displayed vs Kharitonov, I’m thinking Minowaman by kneebar.
Trying out a new one
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@deowade
by Deo Wade on Mar 21, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Thor does have a pretty nice rack.
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@deowade
by Deo Wade on Mar 21, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
must be chilly.
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by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 21, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like it's going to be time
for me to officially be a part of the Night Crew…. long time lurker, first time poster. Over the past few years I don’t think I would be able to stay awake during these shows if not for you guys. I am definitely looking forward to actually adding to the conversation tonight.
Hi.
Don’t fall asleep. It’s bad form.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad to be joining the Night Crew for my first time as well.
Looks like I need to run to the store and pick up an energy shot. Any good recommendations on which one to buy? I don’t normally drink that stuff…
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by Nick Becker on Mar 21, 2010 6:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Welcome aboard!
Extra Strength 5-Hour Energy (the black bottle) usually does the trick for me.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay away from the big canned stuff
I videotape legal depositions, which last anywhere from 30 minutes to 12 hours, and I swear by the little 5-Hour Energy shots. The Extra Strength ones are the way to go like Chris said.
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@deowade
Thanks for the advice
Ever since I kicked my $2k a week crystal meth habit, I’ve had a hard time staying up past 11pm
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I can't tell if this is serious or not
but I’m assuming it’s not. In which case I lol’d.
If it was serious I’d like to apologize in advance.
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
This is perfect for me
Because it will only be 9 here! Yay!!!
by MauiPimpin on Mar 21, 2010 3:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Convince me why I should watch
Barnett has a mismatch, Minowa is fighting a guy who was unable to get a license to fight Bobby Lashley and Ryo Chonan is fighting a guy with a 2-1 record. There are 2 pretty solid fights and 2 average at best fights. This card helps make the case for having all the best in one organization.
You've never watched a Dream card have you?
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@deowade
Again...
people are remembering Ambriz incorrectly. He GOT licensed…SF chose not to use him.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy with a record of 2-1 is a great fighter. He’s pretty inexperienced in MMA, but is fun to watch if you like technical striking.
Besides, how can you say that there are 2 solid and 2 average fights, when you didn’t see them? Enjoy the fights, not the names…
by dancingChicken on Mar 21, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes I have
I want to know why watching Minowa vs a tomatoe can is a viable, credible fight? I want to know why Barnett against a kickboxer is a credible fight? It seems as though all the Japanese want is freakshow fights and Super hulk tournaments. Convince me. I’m not trying to piss in your Kool Aid, I want to hear the arguement for watching these fights.
Minowa isn't a top-level fighter, so there's no reason to put him against a top prospect - instead, let him & us have fun.
Mighty Mo is a legit kickboxer, not some schmuck. He’ll provide a credible threat standing. If it goes to the ground, he’l probably lose easily, but how many full-time MMA fighters can we say that about, too?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by themachiavellian on Mar 21, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Why should we convince you? If you want to watch it…watch it. If you don’t…don’t. I don’t think anyone has a responsibility to convince anyone else to watch any show. Fernandes/Hansen is a great fight, Barnett returns to action, Noons/Dida is fun, Chonan/Nakahara is solid, Maeda/Escovedo is solid, Kikuno/Hironaka is a good fight, Minowa is around TO BE FUN.
What you’re asking for is people to defend a show to prove some point. No one owes you that. If you don’t want to watch the show because it doesn’t appeal to you, then no one cares if you don’t watch it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Credible japanese MMA? Bro, Pride died a long time ago.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Funny though it may be
Aoki says UFC can’t make it Japan, But, Dream a major Japanese promotion is selling Ambriz vs. Minowa. It blows my mind. I fail to see why UFC wouldn’t be a major hit in Japan.
Two totally different cultures.
It’s far more complicated than it seems.
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@deowade
i understand the cultures are different
So, if I am correct. Japan’s idea of MMA is style over substance.
That may be a small part of it, since bigtime MMA in Japan really evolved from pro wrestling, but on the whole I’d say that’s inaccurate. It’s not really anything that can be boiled down to a simple one-sentence explanation. The reasons that UFC wouldn’t succeed in Japan are much bigger than just the quality of the fights or how much pyro they use.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for Barnett to vault himself back into top flight competition!!!!
Will not be staying up, as I will probably chop off a few fingers if I go into work without sleeping.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
word
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by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy works on the set of Lost. I can have him give the Frozen Donkey Wheel a spin for you.
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice! Worth a shot, even if I wind up in the Tunisian desert in a red speedo.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Chris, if you're interested:
I rehashed an old, but un-used and still nice (IMO) DREAM alarm clock image:
Kickass. Nuff’ said.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Dangit, I hit reply! Anyway, comment down there was for u Ant. Im sleepy…
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks a lot dude.
much much appreciated… take a power nap first, you won’t reach the finish at this rate. haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Going to try to stay awake
Think ill check out the new episode of The Pacific while I wait.
I’m biding my time with a little God of War III. Who cares if it’s basically God of War in HD. It’s still God of Freaking War.
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 1:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m busting faces in Fight Night Round 4. Glad I’m not the only one who finds games to be a great way to kill time for the night crew. haha
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
T Minus 1 Hour
until my first DREAM on my new TV, live on HDNet…
I’m excited. Should be a lot better than my half-broken monitor that I’m too lazy to replace.
O hai guyz
I’m stuck in Honolulu international and its up to the night crew to keep me goin the next few hours
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I didnt sleep Friday or Saturday nite
and Im so on east coast time
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Spring Break
My GF is Hawaiian and we visited A LOT of her favorite spots
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oahu? Big Island Girl? Kauai?
Ho bah, where yo wahine stay?
I could really go for some Loco Moco or Zippy’s myself.
them shits give me heart palpatations
or it could be just sleeping like 10 hours a week
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
One of thems made me break out in hives at work when i took one to wake up. Then i had to go back to the store to buy benadryl to stop the hives and then rendered me very very sleepy. Mission Failed.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 22, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
but you got to miss a lot of work
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was physically still there.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 22, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
As long as you mentally checked out
C’mon, BE is in love wit Office Space
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
all i have is coffee...
hopefully it’s enough to keep me going… crosses fingers
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 2:46 AM EDT reply actions
Haha. I was going through Netflix on my 360 the other day and ran across Fraggle Rock. I remember those giant people used to freak me out when I was a kid.
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 2:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Caffeine? check
Skoal? check
BE Night Crew? check
DREAM? 10 minutes!!!!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
forgot your Minowaman highlight reel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSVj71zsfs
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
what kind of skoal?
if its bandits gtfo
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
C’mon meow… Mint Long Cut
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
mmmkay
when i’m not feelin cigs I’ll fuck with a can of cope wintergreen.
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I dont get the channel but can i still hang wit u guys?
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 22, 2010 2:51 AM EDT reply actions
you can always try Justins tv…
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Everyone watching the fights here have legit viewing methods, I’m sure. This comment section is always a riot, stick around and watch the drama unfold.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm excited for this guy...
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Since Vera is needing a new nickname, I’m no longer referring to him as “The Voice”, now, he’s “The Truth”.
Heck, maybe Vera should be called “The Voice”…all he does now is talk his way into relevancy.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d love for someone to piece together his soundbites dubbed over a porn. “Any minute now… ITS THE BIG KABOSH!”
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 2:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha oh man that is a hell of an idea....
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Something a little more do-able, why not put “The Voice” to a UFC highlight? Seemingly making him the new commentator.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I had and hour and a half of sleep
I’m a bit drowsy but my MINOWAMAN fanboyism will pull me through
Well, I'm drunk, and sleepy, but here...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 22, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Best live music moment of the decade
Lead singer for some heavy metal house band says “we don’t play any of that new, gay shit. Now how about some Judas Priest?”
by nottheface on Mar 22, 2010 3:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
my hd service is down grrrrrrrrr counting on you guys to get me through this dream…..anyone else got there red speedos on
I can't imagine a world without HD.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I can’t imagine a world withoutHDred speedos
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
Well, that either...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
And so it begins...
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 3:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha, didn't take long for Trigg to find work
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 3:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good on him
…don’t really like his mushmouth voice though
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It’d be nice if they’d skip the theatrics this time around and wrap it up in 3 hours… I have a life to tend to.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Deo baby! Unlock the Gif vault.
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
Nah
kills bandwidth. Not trying to fudge my Stream lol. Fuckin’ Comcast.
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@deowade
Comcast = All kinds of fail
http://consumerist.com/2010/03/comcast-unlimited-usage-doesnt-mean-unlimited-usage.html
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Comcast treats me nice on the Interwebz.
Their digital cable on the other hand, makes me want to punch babies.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I wish I was staying up for a better card, but if I’m not gonna sleep there’s no reason not to stick around for some Jimmy Ambriz action…who looks like a honkey’ed out Elvis on roids.
I just wish I didn’t have to listen to Schiavello who only has fans because MMA fans seem to love it when some loud and obnoxious foreigner screams inane terminally hip shit into the microphone during yellow on yellow crime.
it's too late for me to troll patrol.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
That's fucking awesome.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
There is doodoo in your soul.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
If it's like any other major MMA event I've watched lately, you still have 15 minutes.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
This is Dream, so more like 45 minutes.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I don't like to miss anything.
Besides, we are given a glorious intermission to handle our business.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
which channel
on justin anyone got a good one?
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by MostDiabolicalHater on Mar 22, 2010 3:05 AM EDT reply actions
So Trigg’s not there?
@FRANKTRIGG I’m so Excited I Can’t breath, ohhh wait I’m in Denver.
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Ready for the Fistpump From Hell
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
boooooiiiiiiinnng
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If Ambriz...
SOMEHOW wins against Minowa, put Soku on suicide watch. And I’m hoping Barnett gets his skull crushed…just saying. Unlikely, but I would be ecstatic.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
Normally I’m DVR’ing and skipping to all the fights during these, and wow, Schiavello is so much different when he isn’t screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Oh yeah, Overeem fighting K-1 right before he fights Rogers. Don’t get KTFO’ed Alistair.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
Why? Then he could back out of the Rogers fight and I could read horse meat comments for three months straight…
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Gah don’t jinx it. haha Really, I don’t think we’ll ever see the day he defends his belt in Strikeforce.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s becoming a joke to me. The dude is obviously an athletic specimen, but without competing against top level fighters he’s worthless to me. Drug testing or no drug testing.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
And my Yellow Fever flares up again.
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@deowade
doesnt count if you’re half yellow yourself
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
Nigerian/Bermudian
I’m clear
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@deowade
he was waaaaay off
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
-1 for me
weo and Deo, always confuse those two ;)
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
Might actually switch over to using my real name like Anton did
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@deowade
Ring girls...
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:18 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
How long are Dream shows? 2 or 3 hours.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 3:19 AM EDT reply actions
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Usually 4 or 5, but with only seven fights this time, we may get out in 3-4.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish they could somehow work Minowa into Hot Tub Time Machine
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
I'm running outta beer and this sumbitch hasn't even started!!
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
you’re gonna need a whole case
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I don't use that method, but yes, that is in effect constantly.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Woohooohooo, noooooooo.......
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Nah baby
Four Loko is where its at
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WAR BPRD!!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
this fucking sucks
i can’t find any streams … they’re all fucking offline… FUCKCKCKCKCKKC
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 3:21 AM EDT reply actions
go back to basics, several options avail at the usual place
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
found one
:D
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that Phonte from Little Brother?
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@deowade
Yeah, I think it’s the track he did with Shadow?
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm still in a sleep haze
And there’s too much talking for Shazam to work.
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@deowade
That be it
Saw MURS and The Justus -Phonte in concert last year. Tiny ass room but they killed that shit. MURS is by far the coolest Musician I’ve met.
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@deowade
Yeah, I love the UFC opening, but after so many grade A Dream intros…it’s time for the UFC to get their shit together. Over the top is okay if you’re celebrating the beginning of your show, I believe.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions
gladiator intro is sooooo 2002
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
I'd rather hear Eye of the Tiger again. Lmao.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I am afraid of what the UFC would come up with. Rather they just stuck to their lame old presentation.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
You pose a great point…but I think with the way they’ve been going in terms of presentation (their cool new lighty background thing for fighter hype clips is just nifty) and the work they’ve been doing in new promos leads me to believe they’d come up with some kick ass stuff.
But you have a good reason to be afraid. Dunno if I trust them to pull it off…especially when the intro isn’t broke, it’s just old.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I would
But we’re not trying to clog up the page this morning.
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@deowade
Since when?
That’s what we do here.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm Awake!
Hell Night Crew.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
Sorry, had to delete the Fedor gif...
JPGs are cool, but the bigger animated stuff slows down the thread.
Not just destroyed
But CLOWNED
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@deowade
fights finally?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
no way, its only been 35 minutes
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
well with 15 min of fighter intros i think we’ll be right on time
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
But isn’t this Jimmy Ambriz vs. Minowa? This is hardly a fight. This is a Minowa showcase.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
all hail tversity and sopcast. lol.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
yes you heard right
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
STFU!!!
Minowaman’s Coming!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Did schiavello just say he was a little brokeback mountain towards minowaman?
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I don't see what all the fuss is about. I'm rooting for him though.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Only Brokeback for GSP, Kongo, and Sexyama
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@deowade
not enough illegal activity
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
UFC on Versus had the most fouls of any card I can remember.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions
If that was the first MMA show a person watched...
They probably wouldn’t know what the hell to think…Awesome moments…and just plain weird ass moments.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Good god…if Ambriz took the superhulk belt from Minowa…
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
I hate feeling like the casual American MMA fan, but this is rather uneventful.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
He better.
People were talking about the Bones Jones hype-train, this is like a broken-down Amtrak…
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Ambriz is done
Just a matter of time before he gets comically KO’d or Awesomely Subbed
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@deowade
Weird guy in the audience with a mask. WTF?
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 3:49 AM EDT reply actions
WEC guy strikes again?
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions
No. H1N1 mask or something like it.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh. My explanation? It’s japan…who knows. haha
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
In Japan it’s completely normal for people with allergies to wear surgical masks or similar gear that in the US usually gets you brought in on suspicion of stalking. During this time of year you see people walking around everywhere with masks and goggles and other anti-allergy stuff.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions
So I'm guessing tomorrow Jimmy Ambriz goes back to dumping bodies in North Jersey?
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 3:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Don't forget
Hooking up with girls that look like Snooki.
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@deowade
Ambriz is about to get slaughtered…and I wish Schiavello would stop calling him “Big Jimmy”…I mean…really?
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
First “Big Kabosh” of the night!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
For Ambriz, none the less.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 3:52 AM EDT reply actions
Schiavello needs to limit his Big Kabooshes.
That was a Kaboosh, but nowhere near a Big Kaboosh. They lead to Good Night Irene’s.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
FUCK!
My…tv…just went out!!!
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
MINOWAMAN BY HEELHOOK OR SOMETHING.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
I specializes in grammar fail.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 3:54 AM EDT reply actions
Stream back!!!
Minowa on top! YUS!
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
I'm now a sad panda
Stream is nuked
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@deowade
go see justin. a couple smooth ones there
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
Tis where I was
I had an awesome one
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@deowade
sshhh
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
How dare you, sir.
The Bruins need to sign Minowa.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I would pay good money to watch Minowa vs. Matt Cooke.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions
You mean, a shifty japanese promotion would set up a fight to look like a fan favorite Japanese fighter faced true adversity against a huge opponent…and won? Overcame the odds?…
What’s wrong with you man. You’re sick in the head or something.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
OS OS OS OS OS!!!
OOOOSSSS!!!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Imagine if a walrus tried to hook up with a baby seal…the walrus looked dominant…but then the seal busted out a knee bar.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I speak Japanese
which part did you want to know about?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions
everyone :)
but i wouldn’t dare ask you to translate :)
i’ve always wanted to learn the language though
Well, I certainly can’t translate all of that promo, but one part I thought was pretty funny was that there was a segment where they explained that Kikuno is a master of secret karate techniques that involve striking the opponent in key chakra points to disrupt their ki. That was when they showed him delivering that kick to the solar plexus.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Now that's how you open an MMA show!! :D
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions
phone dying...
gotta snag crackberry from GF’s purse
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 22, 2010 4:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
To the liver!
Like this! BAM!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I really wish I could hear him any time people are fighting.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
youtube him. He’s only one click away
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
LOL I mean the man should be commentating one of the major events nowadays...
I shouldn’t have to be limited to once-a-week Bas fixes.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
what an entrance theme... hehe
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:02 AM EDT reply actions
Anything involving liver kicks…I read in Bas Rutten’s voice. Thats just how I roll.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Anything that starts with "Good News Everyone"
Gets read in The Professor’s voice.
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@deowade
I saw the Super Hluk belt defended
I can go to bed. I’ll catch the rest later.
Good night gentlemen. I envy your insomnia.
by nottheface on Mar 22, 2010 4:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
6pm Aussie time. All good here :)
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
sleep now, my child....sleep
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:08 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK, my stream was slow. Hot damn. Hot, damn. Sick KO.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
Whoa, who is this third guy?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Mr. White Half-interested Translator.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
caught me off guard
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Don’t worry, he’s a harmless little fella.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions
The semi-competent translator.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions
We Are The World
and the fact that it is an entrance song is one of the many reasons why I hold a special place in my heart for Japanese MMA.
Kikuno with a nice finish to the fight… that kick didn’t look as bad as The Voice was making it out to be but still a good KO
time for another cup o' joe..
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:10 AM EDT reply actions
We still have Strikeforce, UFC 111 and UFC fight night coming up. Insane.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Liver Shots are so underused in MMA
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@deowade
There are soooo many things underused in MMA.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
like the F-5
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Diamond cutter
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Mandible Claw
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Want to play this game, huh?
Tiger Driver ’91
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@deowade
Dirty Sanchez
wait…
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Ganso Bomb
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Burning Hammer
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Holy Hell, we’re still goin up here?!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Pedigree
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Oh wait…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ndSVxBNN40
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
Haha he was only at 40% or so right? Just wait until his return…
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Jabs, knees to the body, elbows when in defensive full guard, to name a few from my opinion...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
That didn’t last long. DREAM is brining it tonight!
watchkalibrun.com
by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 4:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Metallica and MMA fit together real nice.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 4:14 AM EDT reply actions
Feilds of The Nephelium
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Alright my vision is beginning to move in frames, that is a good indication I should call it a wrap….night BE.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Getting way too sleepy
I’ll catch the rest later
Have a good one
jordan breen is like 0-5 in his last five picks how does knowing everything about mma not translate to betting wtf
Karma.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
KO of the Morning
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@deowade
Maeda's Jaw is hanging in the lights.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
The kick was amazing
BUT THE DIVE!!!!
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@deowade
after kicking him in the face... he dives on his face.... awesome....
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:24 AM EDT reply actions
Landed the inside leg kick, then landed the head kick. I’ve worked that in the gym, funny to see someone land it and it was so casual looking. haha
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
Are you sure? It looked like it landed to me and I thought Trigg was on crack.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I blame fuzzy stream if I’m wrong.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Landed it but actually used as a feint.
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
Yeah he didn’t commit to it, but it was like a slow motion switch kick. Sick knock out. And the pounce at the end. Wooo!
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Mar 22, 2010 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I really like that show Get Out
And Bikini Destination. Makes HDNet that much more worth it
MMA, Kickboxing and hot girls in bikinis…. ALL IN HD
stupid girlfriend asking shitty questions >_> i missed that headkick
and most of minowa ._.
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
It's not meant to be.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i said that after she bought a mac
lol
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions
its one of her skills
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s a lot of questions
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
internet high five/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions
alright
im getting back outta bed…real quiet to not wake the missus…and going STRAIGHT back to my papazon chair! Man I’d crack another beer if it wasn’t so fricken late!
srsly..
crack one open, d00d.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions
It was rhetorical
That’s why I put a . instead of a ?
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions
xD
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions
yadda yadda yadda spaghetti
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Chonan's been hanging with Mo waaaaaaaaaay to long lol
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@deowade
lol
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Why do these guys do so bad in the UFC?
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 4:35 AM EDT reply actions
one of the many questions
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Fear the Stoner Pirahna
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Now THAT is what I call a superman punch!
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions
the asian Henderson
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
aaand on that note it’s time for to get some coffee
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
We’ll give you a pass. It did happen IN Asia.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions
That's killer instinct right there
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@deowade
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@deowade
by Deo Wade on Mar 22, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Blam Blam
Cam Cam, Ram Ram
I keeps it gully, I rock a skully
A-B-C, 1-2-3
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@deowade
Canary-burgundy, I call it lemon-red
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call ‘em lemonheads
Lemonhead end up dead, ice like Winnipeg
Gemstones, Flinstones
You could say I’m friends with Fred
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 4:44 AM EDT up reply actions
i love this one a lil more
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions
xD cam
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions
calf*
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions
this ^
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions
lol i was just thinking he looks like that random robot guy form chapelle show
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
LOL @ AWAKE NOT UP
I might be stiff too if I could be watching but sounds to be a BONERIFFIC night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko
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@deowade
o0o0o shoutout!
hey wait ._. i must be behind you guise :/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Shout out from BE right back at ya Mr. Voice
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
Dude interrupting his Starcraft game to do some translation again
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
lol
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I'm in
Hate away, my friend, hate away.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions
glad that trigg has taken over for Mezger... hope it's permanent
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:50 AM EDT reply actions
ew..no
i can only here so much
“oh ..OH OH NO OH NO!”
yes we get it frank, head kicks are bad
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions
No sir
The Voice, Mezger, and Mayhem
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@deowade
yes, i agree with mayhem… but i’m still “meh” about Mezger… he just complains too much. lulz.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions
No I didn't.
- Good Night Irene
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Have we had an Uberreem reference yet?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Right at the beginning of the event
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn...
That was a great exchange… turning into quite a good fight
god i hope she cheats on me before th enext WVR or FEG event
i cant take much more >_<
nice echange though
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
dude ive got fruit coming out of one ear
and co workers out my ass
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions
the jap events are on early in the morning..so i gotta stay up late/get up real early to see em over here
and she’s awake >_> she needs to stfuuuu
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions
His girl is not conducive to uninterrupted MMA fanaticism.
Tragic, really.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions
questions
1. how big are her knockers?
b. where does she live
and penultimately, give her my number.
just be honest...
tell her to STFU.. ;)
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions
gneltmena, AND scholar ^
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions
*bows*
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions
im amazed you could read through my awe inspiring typo
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions
took a second...
thought you typed “genitalia”, but that wouldn’t make much sense. heh.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions
lol genitals
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to BE! :)
what made you decide to join in at this post? Was is schiavello’s shout outs? haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I could go for a Ham & Egg Melt with Bacon at IHOP right now
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@deowade
You’re in luck – intermission time. So you’ve got like 2 hours.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The closest IHOP is mad shady
and I’m trying to not be fat right now. I’m like 202 right now. Trying to get back to 185ish.
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@deowade
vegetarian sausage baked beans and vegetarian burger sandwhich time
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
What’s everyone doing during the intermission?
I’m about to mainline my second 5-hr energy shot. After that, who knows…
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 5:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
coffee and fruit
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Stretching, returning phone calls, bathroom, and food. May or may not happen all at the same time.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry to interrupt
But for Australian fans ufc on versus is on at 9pm on onehd in case you want to see it free.. And er, legal..
Be like water..
by theredoctober on Mar 22, 2010 5:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Alright….what’s with all the creepy winking? and, wanking.
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
just dont make eye contact and it’s cool
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
fap fap fap fap fap
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions
someone photoshop a "jesus didn't fap" shirt
pronto
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
MMA + Fappage
Marcus Davis does not approve
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@deowade
sexyama fans however...
do
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Banana Top Team <3
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ilusm
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions
saves/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions
xoxo
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions
lmao
cling/ gogo gadget lub
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I sported that avatar on the Sexwagon for the Belcher fight.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Ralph Macchio on HLN
And he looks great!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Brandon Vera suffered three broken facial bones tonight thanks to that Jones elbow.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 5:06 AM EDT reply actions
Owwww
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
if josh is #2
im the top WW in the world
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions
omg grudge match -_______-
letsgetiton
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I am back! haha.
I thought I was gonna miss the event, but now I won’t… the catch though is that I have to watch it without sound. haha.
Everyones already spaced out at this point
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
*nods* that would've been lovely...
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Tots, sir. Tots.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Sleep. Have to make it to the Burnett match. Fight it.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 5:21 AM EDT reply actions
Pass out and we write on your face
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@deowade
lets write "burnett is p4p #2"
whoever burnett is
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Frank Trigg's analysis. I'm not impressed
Hansen is no slouch on the ground. Fernandes has an advantage for sure, but Hansen isn’t bad. He got subbed twice by Aoki because Aoki is much bigger and also has a really unorthodox technique. Fernandes has a much more vanilla sub game, I don’t think Hansen will get subbed that easily
5:26pm Philippines.
I’m not sleepy, but people keep interrupting my MMA-dom… that’s the advantage of watching it late at night (early morning).. no one will bother you.
well except for that guy’s girl. poor you.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions
she left for work now ^___^
which means i can drink more coffee and slouch on the couch with the laptop plugged intot he TV
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
good job! haha.
at least you’re watching it fine now. I’m watching a not so legal feed, without sound. awesome for me! :|
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions
im watching on a similar feed ~>_> but through the tv
lol.. scotland gets no HDnet ._.
lol.. scotland gets no HDnet ._.we ONLY got cbs recently, but its selective programming
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions
no you are not.
but I do have sound. and it’s a good feed. (real life is getting in the way, so I have to watch it on mute.)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:36 AM EDT up reply actions
5:28 AM - Ontario, Canada
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
wife is due home from work any moment now.. and even money she steals the HD tv from me :(
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
YOU KNEE HER IN THE FACE
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions
5:28 AM and a balmy 47 degrees here in Boston.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
its minus 2 here, but sunny outside
shits weird
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
When I think about this fight
I can’t help but think back to how crazy horse knocked noons senseless
F'in love that knockout
backflip x2
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions
hey anton
did you see vera? :(
i wanted him to de-rail jones so badly
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
The only thing Vera has derailed in the last 3 yrs is his own career
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
real talk nig
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there any info about his face? Bones are broken?
by dancingChicken on Mar 22, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
i read somewhere ^up ther
i think it was 3 broken bones?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions
haha thanx man
^ always helpful
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was weird that he got rocked with that elbow,
but I was wrong, and those deadly elbows broke three facial bones… but yes, I like Jones, and he deserves his props.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions
yea jones is an animal...
but man i cant help but feel for vera, i want him to pull it back so bad :/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions
And we're back!
Thank God
watchkalibrun.com
by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 5:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
LOL from Twitter
@SchiavelloVOICE: fuck that was a lot of padding to fill the intermission haha okay fight time
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Bob Marley "Could you be loved"
Awesome
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@deowade
BLzil FTW
With Bobby Marley
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Dida's a Misawa Fan?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
BLAZIL+Bob Marley+Tiger Mask=WIN
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@deowade
nervous^
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:36 AM EDT up reply actions
placement fail... :-(
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
needs more death defying motercycle riding demon skulls on fire
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget the glitter
It’s all about the GLITTER
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@deowade
glitter?
pfft..its chopped up virgin angel pubes
im a real man
flex/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Noons looking rusty as all hell
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 5:40 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
noons is gonna eat a big one...you can seeee it coming
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
hopefully something knocks it back
and fast
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions
C'mon
I need to see a sick KO to wake my ass up
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 5:43 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
c'mon dida..... come down on that shiiit like a pimp
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Uh, no.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Those body shots are taking a toll
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 5:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I want a HK from Dida
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Need Krazy Horse to break out of prison, swim to Japan, and KTFO Noons again.
I specializes in grammar fail.
noons swinging like he’s crazy horse
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
Whoa there Lampley
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
haha
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions
...finallly..
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 5:56 AM EDT reply actions
Morning folks.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
if noons is as shy with diaz as he was tonight
imma be a happy man
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Kawajiri would smash Noons
Make it happen
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
why when i search for Schiavello pics do I see this:
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
I hate that fucking douchebag Filipino who does those dumb jokes every damn week.
I wish he and Vera would go away forever.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Oops, I logged in as Anton somehow.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Dana White
payed people off to say that Barnett was on roids… Fact or indisputable truth?
There be trolls in these parts
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@deowade
rly!?
rubs belly and makes wish/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions
so it's true (and kinda obvious) that Mighty mo got this fight on even shorter notice than barnett..
Yeah, but Mo was in training for another fight already.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Mo's power just left the building.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta love the guy screaming MO
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@deowade
Bibiano-Hansen will salvage this mess, I know it.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions
It better..
I am really looking forward to that fight, and I will throw a huge…uhh.. tantrum… if it ends from sub due to elbows to the thighs. haha.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope so
Seriously WTF is going on here? I feel like I fell asleep during the intermission and have been stuck in some terrible nightmare.
Must. Wake. Up.
watchkalibrun.com
by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
never understood why they let them wear wrestling shoes in an mma fight
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
fondle fondle fondle
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:15 AM EDT reply actions
does this have to do with Barnett's last tweet?
“I shall again walk amongst them/My penance with blood be repaid!”
or put frank in...
so that he can get KO’ed and stop talking.
can’t believe i actually wanted him in there permanently. .. stoopid…
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions
The ruling is:
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, that didn’t work.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions
This is a giant clusterfuck
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Real tough to call,
but I’m leaning toward Bibiano. He should be able to take Hansen down at will, or jump guard and catch a sub.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions
No, no. Top 3 now.
He drops down a spot because the balls is very sensitive.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder exactly where Barnetto was trying to kick. ’cause it looked like he was aiming for the balls.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Deciding if Mo can continue as a Eunuch
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
it's kinda obvious that he can't already.
so can they just stop the fight? it’s been what? 12-15 mins? stop this fight.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Mo gets another 3 minutes to recover
Then they’re going to bring out the cattle prods and poke him into the center of the ring to take his beating like the man he was before the low blow.
Josh went over to Mo’s corner and said, “he can knee me in the balls right back, it’s okay.”
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:24 AM EDT up reply actions
There is a meeting of the minds. Barnetto is getting special treatment here, I think.
Should be a stoppage.
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions
How much did they pay Barnett?
they really want to get their money’s worth out of this fight.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 22, 2010 6:25 AM EDT reply actions
In other news...
Kongo doesn’t seem like a happy camper on twitter
iamcheickkongo: @ufc … Love me or hate me, whatever, I did my JOB.
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
This is one of the most ludicrous and ridiculous things I have ever seen. They gave Mo like 20 minutes to recover from that groin shot rather than use only the 5 minutes and listen to him when he said he couldn’t fight anymore. FEG management got involved. They tried to convince Mo to continue. They then let Barnett leave the neutral corner and talk to Mo. This is some shady stuff. DREAM and FEG should be ashamed. This is just an easy win for Barnett now. This is sad. Very sad. This is such a tainted fight to the most incredible degree. Retarded.
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by FlyByKnight on Mar 22, 2010 6:26 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Let's pray for a miracle KTFO
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Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. I lost a ton of respect for (Japanese) MMA tonight.
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BOOOOOOSHIT
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by Deo Wade on Mar 22, 2010 6:29 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
am i the only one who thought josh looked real shakey standing?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
You'd have thought Barnett would have at least had the decency to keep it standing
after the giftwrapping FEG just did for him.
Why? Mo rocked him once and he wanted nothing to do with the striking after that.
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Because he should have gotten a DQ loss
and it would have been the sporting thing to do in appreciation of Mo’s saving his ass.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CORNY
GET OFF THE MIC
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Barnett says...
Anybody, anytime.
Definitely not anywhere though
Barnett's standup has never been good
At BEST it’s average. gets hit way too much.
Lol the translator is awful. Translation was more like ‘Anywhere, anyone, i’ll fight them.’ not ’I’ll mess them up’
To be fair, he said “yatteiru” (progressive tense), which threw me off a bit too. But yeah, to not understand the use of “yaru” as slang for “fight” is pretty surprising; translator needs to hang out with more highschool chinpira I guess.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 22, 2010 6:35 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Mike Straka is awful
Could’ve stopped there.
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:34 AM EDT up reply actions
“Dana, what do you have to say regarding the rumors that you are the greatest human being ever to live?”
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Josh Barnett, you are a big fat phony.
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by FlyByKnight on Mar 22, 2010 6:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
crazy wacky inflatable roild flailing tube man
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:34 AM EDT up reply actions
see there he is in green!
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions
o0o0o0o
saucer of milk over to you
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Such a shame
Don’t you guys think Josh could be such a HUGE star in the US?
He’s got the all American looks, charismatic, eloquent. And he doesn’t lack the skills.
I think his career/life would have been much different if he didn’t test positive after couture.
Yep.
Too bad he is hyper-insecure about his flab, though.
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions
absolutely
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
It wasn’t even the Couture incident. It was the Fedor incident. Why do it? You’re on your way back to the top. You beat Fedor legitimately, Dana welcomes you back with open arms. Why fuck it up?
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
To be honest, it doesn't bother me that he takes roids
I think loads of athletes probably take them. the problem is that he got CAUGHT
He’s obviously been doing it his whole career, and he did it right against Rizzo. why do you have to fuck up for the FEDOR fight of all fights. you couldn’t test positive for roids against Yvel or something and save my a months worth of adrenaline followed by crushing disappointment?
i'm sorry
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
i'm hanging by a thread
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It’d be the only fight in MMA history where everyone knows both fighters would have tested positive.
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
Barnett vs Minowa
Leg submissions only
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
nah
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Dude...
He’s walking out to the HBO 24/7 theme. You gotta pick him.
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
although nice, I can’t go against a Norwegian metal head with the nickname Hellboy
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I’m picking Hansen too. As a side note: Hellboy 2 was an overrated pile of steaming crap. Couldn’t hold a candle to the original.
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
right here
made a small wager with some friends on it too
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions
lets hope we gets our monies
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
if he stands like he did against Takaya, then he'll get gat
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah… either by quick sub or decision. Only way I can see Joachim winning is a KO, and Bibiano hasn’t shown any cracks in his chin to date.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, sick.
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by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Such an amazing start to this card. Let’s PLEASE end on a high note…
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tokyo Five is a brand, no?
More like if someone was wearing a zoo york shirt in new york.
Hansen’s been an overrated LW for a few years now … but he’s certainly exciting to watch.
He needs to improve his takedown defense.
Agreed 100%
Hansen is awesome standing, above average on the ground but has NO Ability to dictate where the fight takes place. He would lose against pretty much all the UFC wrestler type hybrids.
more like..
his everything defense.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:43 AM EDT up reply actions
owait
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:42 AM EDT up reply actions
truth
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:44 AM EDT up reply actions
lewl troll
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:48 AM EDT up reply actions
he's a bigger fan of being a fan of things than you are
jus sayin
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions
.
Canadian anthem > You.
I’m from California and even I get all excited when I hear the damn thing. I start signing it. It’s addicting.
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
+1 :D
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Canada’s anthem makes me want to be Canadian.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I despise all anthems on principle.
However, if I were to chose one based solely on the music, I would go with the Netherlands.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
on yer feet and soak it up you ugly sponges
hand on chest/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Brazil's lyrics
Jiu Jitsu, Soccer Kicks, Knees, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
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Spencer Fisher Vs. Hansen
Who do you think would take it? I think they’re actually really similar. Good striking, decent ground, NO TD defense.
Fisher due to size
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
hansen via spencer's inability to take a shot anymore
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see this being used soon.
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@deowade
we can only hope
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions
some guy was trolling.
seems to have stopped though.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 22, 2010 7:00 AM EDT up reply actions
God I wish Faber-Kid had happened. Anytime I see 145’ers fight, I die a little inside.
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
Fernandes looking great so far
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 6:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Irvin’s face at weigh-ins > Quadros’ face everyday
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by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 7:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I wish this fight was longer
i love long championship fights
+1
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 6:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Why does Bibiano have a Canadian flag embroidered on the front of his shorts? Did I miss where they explained that?
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
bagged milk ftw
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Mar 22, 2010 7:04 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s across from the Brazilian flag. Same exact spot but on the right side of the shorts.
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
Fernandes. I’d be shocked if Joachim won. Well, not really. It’s Japan. And they’re shady.
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Hellboy's legs look disgusting thin
Did his calf muscles atrophy or something? WTF is going on.
I specializes in grammar fail.
*disgustingly
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 22, 2010 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I was getting worried with all the leg kicks. Flashes of Corey Hill.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 22, 2010 7:10 AM EDT up reply actions
=-= that's a bit much
UFC had some really nice finishes, and some of the earlier fights in the Dream cards were good
Whoa. Really with the split decision? I know Fernandes won, which was the right call, but SD? Really?
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
That's gonna do it for me...
It was fun. Thanks for letting me kick it, I’ll see y’all next time!
watchkalibrun.com
by Nick Becker on Mar 22, 2010 7:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, we've survived another MMA marathon.
Congrats everyone.
I sleep now.
I specializes in grammar fail.
Later fellas
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 22, 2010 7:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My bed calls me again
Deuces
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aaand im off to shower then go grocery shopping
afternoon fellas
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 22, 2010 7:17 AM EDT reply actions
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