UFC on Versus: Vera vs. Jones - Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT
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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC on Versus: Jones vs. Vera. The live blog will start with the beginning of the TV broadcast (at 9 PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.
So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.
We are live! First fight up shortly.
James Irvin vs. Alessio Sakara- Round 1 -Right hand scores for Sakara early. Sakara is using movement to avoid the rush from Irvin. Leg kick knocks Sakara down but he gets right back up. Jab lands by Sakara over the punch of Irvin. Left hook/low kick combo by Sakara who looks much faster. Irvin just blodding forward and occasionally eating low kicks but getting hit by Sakara who is using a straight hit and run strategy. Left hook lands to the face of Irvin. Right hand lands for Irvin. Left hand scores again and Irvin stumbles backward and goes down. Sakara pounces and the fight is called off. Irvin appears to be saying he got poked in the eye but the replay doesn't show any sort of poke, it just...hurt when he got punched in the eye. Alessio Sakara wins by TKO, round 1.
Cheick Kongo vs. Paul Buentello - Round 1 - Buentello doing his bouncing back and forth thing while Kongo jabs and leg kicks. Kongo with a left and then he presses him to the cage looking for the takedown. Kongo finishes the takedown and works elbows to the thigh. Buentello doing a nice job of scrambling and avoiding damage, getting back to his feet and getting dumped again. Buentello keeps looking for the kimura but doesn't have position to do anything with it. More scrambling by Buentello and he still hasn't taken a lot of damage but is now eating punches and knees to the body. Buentello looks like he may have hurt his hand, it's checked and the fight is restarted. Two weird injury stoppages to start the show would have been too much. They restart standing up and Buentello is moving a lot but not landing punches. Right hand by Kongo and he gets another takedown. Knee to the body of the grounded Buentello and som punches to the body. Lack of action and they're stood up with under 20 seconds left. They exchange and Buentello slips and gets pounded as the round ends. 10-9 Kongo on the BE scorecard. Round 2 - Kongo opening up a little bit more to start the round, thowing kicks. Both men landing now and they flurry against the cage with Kongo getting the better of it and another easy takedown. Kongo just battering him with strikes on the ground now. Buentello goes to get up and eats some knees to the body and one to the head but he had 3 points down so it's a foul and there's a break in the action. Herb Dean now takes a point from Kongo which, seems like a bit much...but there it is. Kongo wades in throwing punches and gets yet another takedown. Buentello has nothing for Kongo. Kongo with more knees to the body and Buentello gets up only to be taken right back down. Buentello puts a hand down to avoid knees but eats a few to the head anyway. After another brief pause Kongo starts to land punches again and gets the takedown. Now landing punches to the head. They're stood back up again even as Kongo is doing work. Kongo throwing knees to the leg. The round ends and it's 9-9 with the point deduction. Round 3 - It only takes 15 seconds for Kongo to clinch up and get the takedown. Kongo works a flurry of elbows to the body and Buentello is forced to tap out. Cheick Kongo wins by submission (strikes), round 3.
Junior dos Santos vs. Gabriel Gonzaga - Round 1- Feeling out early. Low kick lands hard for Gonzaga and he almost gets a takedown. Low kick by Gonzaga again and a short hook by Junior. Dos Santos opening up a little more with a punch to the body. Head kick by Gonzaga misses high. Junior with one of his own. Right hand by Gonzaga lands over the top. Glancing right by Dos Santos. High kick by Gonsasg is blocked. Punch by Dos Santos knocks him down. Gonzaga defends, but a flurry of punches by Junior and it's over as Gonzaga is out cold. Junior Dos Santos wins by KO, round 1.
Jon Jones vs. Brandon Vera - Round 1- Jones with a leg kick and then a trip takedown within 10 seconds. Vera has full guard and is looking to control the head of Jones. Vera gets the feet on the hips and kicks off to get back to standing. Back to the clinch and Vera eats a knee to the body and gets taken down again. Back to Vera's full guard. Left hand by Jones now. Illegal upkick by Vera lands and Jones is upset and grabbing his jaw. The action is stopped so Jones can recover. Herb Dean takes a point from Vera and puts him right back on his back to restart the fight. Elbow by Vera from the bottom. Jones working short elbows to the body. Vera's legs are getting high as he's looking to catch something. Jones with a few elbows A couple of which land hard, Vera turns over and eats a few punches and it's all over! The fight is stopped. Wow, that's a really shocking end to the fight. Jon Jones wins by TKO (strikes), round 1.
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Bones Jones – TKO 2nd Rd
JDS – KTFO 1st Rd
Dont fear me Buentello – Dec
Sakara – TKO 2nd Rd
Guida – Dec
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Dammit.
I’ll have to take a nap after this to wake up for Dream.13
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Dammt, I gotta work. DVRing and will avoid spoilers till I get home. Ugh, I hate watching stuff that isn’t live. =*(
*cough cough
I think Im getting sick… ;)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 21, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
just think about all the commercials that you get to fast forward through. It’s almost 9:15 and they still haven’t started the first fight.
Shut up, Tito.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Mar 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I had HDnet
/cry
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
DirecTV FTW!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 21, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
JustinTV!
has more channels, with only 1/10th of the quality! what a bargain!
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Justin TV? Gah! lol
I luvz mah HD channels!! SpikeHD, VersusHD and HDNet! Oh and FSNHD now with Bellator comin up. w00t!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 21, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have ANY of your channels, so I don't have a choice.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
:( indeed
At least you get free UFC PPVs
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 21, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
FSN puts on a lot of MMA too
I love watching the small shows they show on their at like 1am
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
Bones – Hard fought dec.
Dos Santos – TKO round 3
Kongo – TKO round 1
Sakara – Dec
Guida – Dec
Matyushenko – being less mediocre then Marshall
Elkins – Sub
Roberts – Dec
Schaub – TKO round 1
Pierce – TKO round 2
Schafer – Dec
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
Tagalog? Or Filipino?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
technically, 'Filipino' is the language,
but it is mostly based on tagalog… so you’re both still right, cause it’s the same for most people here.
The letters on the scroll though, are vera’s tattoos, based on the ancient written language called ‘baybayin’… (i have no idea how to read or write those)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yup.
I recently found out that baybayin is (mistakenly) called alibata all the time.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and it's pissing off the history buffs.
haha. (I read about it recently cause I found out that Vera’s tattoos had a few tiny errors according to them.)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Now that Eugene (we miss you!) isn’t available to do the posters, are you gonna do them now?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't replace him,
and I’m not sure if they want me to…but since no one will do it, I’ve been helping out with the media stuff they’ve needed (posters, buttons, pics) for the past few events. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They are going to need a hazmat team to get Vera out of the Octagon after this one.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
lol @ HAZMAT crew
"When i get in there, in his face ,pressin the action,I'm RUFF NECKIN'EM,I'm throwin him around,I'm punchin him,hes punchin me, I'm eatin his shots and I'm Blastin him back in the face he's not goin to be able to handle it ." - Chris Leben on how his fight with Anderson Silva is gonna go.
I have a massive essay due Tuesday, but this event and DREAM are more than worth failing it.
Jones by UD
JDS by TKO2
Kongo by UD
Irvin by TKO2
Guida by UD
Matyushenko by UD
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions
Picks (better than my bracket hopefully)
Jones by decision
Dos Santos by KO
Kongo by KO
Sakara by KO
Guida by submission
I predict a maximum of 2 prelims shown on the live card tonight.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Picks:
Jones – TKO – Round 2
Gonzaga – MANBEARPIG – Round 1
Kongo – KO – Round 1
Irvin – KO – Round 1
Guida – UD
Matyushenko – UD
I specializes in grammar fail.
Joe Mauer y'all
8 years, 183 mill.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Wow!
No kidding? That’s awesome for Twins fans. Full no trade clause I’d assume.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Indeed
A lot of people are shitting their pants over the pay, but he’d undoubtedly have gotten more on the open market next off season.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
He totally would have
And it just sends a message that the Twins aren’t going to just let all their high profile/priced players walk. They are going to spend some money to keep their guys but they are going to be smart about it. Class organization all the way.
PS Stupid ASS Dana just spoiled a fight on his Twitter. WTF!
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
My beloved Oakland A’s could learn a thing or two from the Twins.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
They're alike in many ways
We both bring up awesome minor league players, then let them walk away. Hopefully that’s changing for my club now.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Yup, the only person we have held onto was Eric Chavez, who is good, but its strange that he is the only one they held on to.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He was good
But he was supposed to be the next Mike Schmidt and never lived up to the hype. I held on to him for years in fantasy baseball. He was good though.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
The move to first base should be interesting this year.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
You guys have some nice young starters though.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
I think the Twins do it right
Everybody was up in arms when they traded Santana but I thought it was the right move. Older power pitchers aren’t something to mortgage the future on. Mauer is super marketable and brings in the fans.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
You are correct
They could be awesome but they need to get away from the moneyball thing a bit.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
That's what I've been hearing
Fuckin Twitter… I HATE spoilers of any nature.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
As if i needed another reason to hate twitter.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree with both of you
I’m blocking all these fools until UFC comes down to south florida.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Agreed
as show in Orlando would draw huge numbers
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
I wish they'd come to
Sunrise. It’s a perfect venue for them. It’s easy to get too for everybody.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
true
I live in West Palm so it would be really easy for me, but I have a freind that goes to UCF and he says there is a huge MMA scene in Orlando.
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
don't blame twitter, blame the person who went online
knowing that they’ve been following lots of MMA guys… That’s not a very smart thing to do.
It’s like clicking BE’s undercard results post, then complaining you got spoiled.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I really just dislike it in general. But I dont want you to lose your signature column :)
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Spoiler
Somebody just had something happen to their something, people are saying it could win Something of the Night.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
with a username to boot!
haha. Fair enough.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 8:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i know i know….. I hope you were sitting down when you read that. Or at the very least standing surrounded by pillows.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No offense Anton
But I don’t even read that column. Well, I take it back. I look forward to reading your funny remarks after the end of each tweet. That’s all I read.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
but there are ring girl bikini pics!
haha ;)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 21, 2010 8:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ahhh
True dat! You’re comments are to funny.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
I didn't even go online
These idiots should no not to tweet that results for criminy sakes.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
When are people going to learn to not pay attention to Twitter on fight nights?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It comes over my phone
as a damn text.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Shut it down. I SAID SHUT IT DOWN!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes Sir!
haha!
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Done and done!
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
The Sox probably would’ve ponied up 250 just to finally bury the corpse of Jason Varitek once and for all.
Oh well, at least the Yankees can’t sign him now.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
full no trade. I’m glad Minnesota was able to give it to him and he didnt have to go to NY, LA, or Boston to get it.
Shit yeah
All I ever want is for us to keep the great talent we already have, and it appears we’re doing that now.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
What is they gonna do about replacing Nathan?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Internal options
Closers are overrated. Just pick somebody.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Closer by committee is full of fail.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't say by committee
I said “pick somebody.” Settle on one guy, and hand him the ball.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Don't they have that tall guy
from the Nats?
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Jon Rauch? After some reading, it appears he’s the leading candidate. 6’11, yikes.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And awesome for everyone else in the AL East
Ensures the O’s will have the best C in the East for the next 6 years. :)
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Damn Joe just got Oprah rich.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW
The Twins train down here in my neck of the woods. So do the Red Sox.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
You’re in Ft Myers?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I'm in Naples
Which is like 30-40 minutes from the stadium. I go up to see them all the time. Naples is still trying to get the Cubs to come to town but it aint going to happen.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Cool
I’ve always wanted to go down for Spring Training. Maybe next year.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
It's pretty awesome.
Hit me up if you come down. I’ll go to a game.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
For sure.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
It's best
When the Twins play the Sox at the Sox stadium because it’s better. I played in some softball tournaments there and some Sox and Twins showed up for the charity. Denard Span was one of the ones I remember.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Way too much sports on TV tonight
I’ve been on the couch with a beer on my hand since 11. And I slept in a little as well. Too top it all off Son in Law is on CMT. Paully Shore you magnificent curly haired bastard.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Took until today? Good job. Mine was destroyed a few days ago.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Today??
No way you made it through that Kansas and Georgetown annihilation.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I had Kansas as my champ so it was just about dead
I had Georgetown going out in round 2.
Sadly my own Washington Huskies screwed me by knocking out a team I had in the Sweet 16.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
The tournament has been insane this year
I had Kansas to the final 4. I picked Kentucky though, and they’re rolling which is nice.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
This has been
the first time in years I have forgotten to fill out a bracket. I’m rooting for Kentucky and all the underdogs.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
This is the first time I haven’t had money on it. I just filled a bracket out in about five minutes on Wednesday. It lets me appreciate upsets more when I don’t have much invested in my picks.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Exactly!
It’s been much more entertaining this year.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Gus Johnson not screaming his head off by getting a ton of blowouts
Kinda sucks though.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I’ll take games like Michigan State Maryland over Gus Johnson shouting anyday.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I'll take that WITH Gus Johnson shouting.
That was an insane finish which finished off any hope I had at getting the Midwest region 50% accurate.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I can't believe I thought Wisconsin would beat Cornell.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I think
Cornell will beat my beloved Kentucky Wildcats.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
A possible Cornell/Washington regional final
Would destroy every bracket.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Yeah
Nobody would win anything with that crap.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Well, switch the result
and I’m right there with you.
UMd c/o ’90
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
You need more Gus Johnson in your life?
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WITH THE CAAAAAATCHHHH!!!!
If only he wasn’t so crap on MMA.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I thought MMA would fit GuJo’s style, but it hasn’t.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
ROCKY IS HERE!!! ROCKY IS HERE!!!
the greatest upset in MMA history?
"On March 27th GSP is gonna have to change his name to GPS, so he knows where he is."
-Dan Hardy
even though it won't happen it's still funny
You know it.
Roy Nelson pulled off the second biggest.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Holy crap I picked Xavier
Whaddaya know I actually have a perfect West region.
But the Midwest killed me. Kansas murdered me and Maryland was just beating a dead horse.
Tennessee is in my Elite 8.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
Joe Rogan said “NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE leg kick!”
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
after the guy got punched 9 times, right?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Sig bet anyone?
If Jones losses I have to change my sig to something humiliating. If Jones wins I get to have sex with one of your family members of my choosing, and I should warn you I like them old.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
Too bad Im picking Jones or i would gladly bet and give you a shot at Great Uncle Chuck
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s ok by me, my Grandpa has been depressed since my grandma passed away. A little lovin could really cheer him up.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I should tell you
he will not enjoy it.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
I'll just come out and tell you
part of it will involve sacrificing a goat.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
I'm feeling dangerous here
Its probably all the sunday sports beer, but the more I stew on it the more I feel like taking Gonzaga. If any of you JDS lovers are interested in some easy pickings, I’m down fora a pic bet or a sig bet. Let me know.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
game on
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Deal, Gonzaga wins and you change your pic to a picture of Justin Bieber and change your sig to “I love untested strikers almost as much as I love the Biebster.”
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Okay and WHEN Junior wins your picture needs to be changed to a pretty rainbow with a sig line of all the lyrics to Lady GaGa’s “Bad Romance”.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not all the lyrics – that’ll just clog up the screen with noise.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
All of them.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This is more tolerable.
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
ALL of the lyrics?
I will then have to gouge my own eyes. Just say NO!.
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
Thought they were already out of the tournament
Oh, you’re actually talking about MMA in this thread?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
by duck on Mar 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm down for a sig bet. I guarantee a Dos Santos victory.
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Sorry
Most Diabolical asked first, but if he turns it down, same is offered to you.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I think diabolical is out so
What do you think? You get the Bieber bet.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I think diabolical just came up with something a lot better.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
If i lose i am going to have to find out who this Justin Bieber is.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You DO NOT want to know.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
whats the time frame for this bet? one week?
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
okay.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Till April 2012
Make it interesting.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
im certain this bieber will be irrelevant by then. no deal. besides that eliminates future bets for a long time.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
This kid:
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he was in the army according to those dog tags so thats cool……..right?!?!
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, how old is this kid? 12?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
What does that picture of a young lesbian have to do with Justin Bieber?
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Disclaimer, i am not a fan of Justin Bieber, I just think little kids obsessions are hilarious.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Don't listen to them
Biebers the next Lennon, your life won’t feel complete until you’ve heard “Baby”
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
Ill be your huckleberry. I am however off to the bar to watch this with all the men in glittery MMA shirts and their embarassed girlffiends. Catch you all on the flip side.
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off."
by Earl Montclair on Mar 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not used to live free TV Fight Nights on the West Coast.
This is what I like about UFC on Versus.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
NBC better take lessons on how not to ruin sporting events with tape delay.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
And Spike for that matter
Because they delay their FNs for the sake of extra ratings. They use the Fight Nights to help lead up to a new season of TUF or some crappy show like Blue Mountain State.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Here's how I see it
UFC on Versus: Fringe PPV card but a really stacked free card. Big names like Dos Santos fighting.
UFC Fight Night on Spike: A bunch of TUF alums fighting each other. Although once MMA is more mainstream I have a feeling events like Florian/Gomi will be more common than Diaz/Anybody.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I wonder if they'll mention the WEC ppv on the Broadcast
It would be great marketing.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
You know, I bet they do.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I hope Versus airs the entire undercard portion
Of WEC 48. But an hour is fine with that Mizugaki fight on as one of them.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I've been doing some fantasy matchmaking in my head
Would anyone watch a Cheick Kongo vs. Gabriel Gonzaga fight?
I think it should happen.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Kongo is -200 for landing the first nutshot.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Gabe vs Mir, please.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Still 20 minutes untill the fights
And already 187 comments. Yeah, I think everybody is excited for this.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
This has been a great weekend. 4 full days of college basketball and now a free UFC card.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I've just been stuck with Enberg on the Washington/West Virginia game.
Crap.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I’m surprised he would be sent to the Syracuse games. JFein and I thought for sure Verne/Raft would be sent there.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I can't wait for the inevitable talk about Bryan Matthew-Amaning
He’s going to butcher so many names it’s not even funny.
You can find everything else on The506. Nantz gets to do Duke….again. GuJo is off to Salt Lake.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
and three days of college wrestling
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I know I'm late, I'd just like to throw in that I don't like the Mauer deal for the twins, Mauer is 27 and Catchers break down fast.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
You're signing him as a hitter
not necessarily a catcher.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
The catching is what makes him worth 23 mil, though.
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I like it as a Rays fan for the purpose it means he's not in the AL East for his prime.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
You've got enough problems
without adding Mauer to the mix
by cletusvandam on Mar 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Longoria's contract
Is the best in baseball. He’s also my favorite non-Giant in baseball
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Twins had to make that deal. New stadium opening and they need to keep the hometown boy.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
A lot of the time the moves you have to make are the ones that fuck you. Different sport but, as a Kings fan we’re still trying to get over the Webber contract.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
You know what, I think I’ve seen you on StR. I very rarely comment, I’m more of a lurker over there. Great win today though.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Without a closer they’re not sitting pretty for the year…and that’s what I care about.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Closers are overrated, plus, Just put Liriano there.
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Fuck him and fuck the twins.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate the twins anyway. Too bad our shitty ass former GM couldn't sign Slowey when we drafted him.
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I’m a diehard, life-long White Sox fan.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so sorry about everything besides your rotation.
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Gordon Beckham!
And…um…and…um…and….our rotation!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"Big Guys small gloves, somebody's going to fall"
Well said Gabe.
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wandy does not look like this
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
by Orcus on Mar 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Gabe will break out the MANBEARPIG pose after he finishes JDS.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know, it's been awhile to be fair.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
It would have been a more dignified finish, anyway.
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still not used to seeing Goldie and Joe on Versus.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
From Tim Brando to Mike Goldberg. My headache only gets worse.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Well thanks for spoiling it you son of a bitch!
Oh wait.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
I’m taking Buentello. He’s due a win.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
NOt necessarily
As Earl Weaver said, paraphrasing, “If a guy is 0 for 12, he’’s not due for a hit, he’s due to get out again.”
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
by duck on Mar 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sakara has already won the Tattoo War
And the Beard War too
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@deowade
Those ads have become more annoying than the Census ads.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
FILL OUT AND RETURN YOUR CENSUS! IT ONLY TAKES 30 SECONDS!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve watched those ads so many times, that phrase is burned into my head.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
It’s seriously the easiest thing in the world. I keep hearing people bitching about not having time…and it’s like…just fill the fucking thing the fuck out and stick it in the mail.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
See...
that should be the slogan they use for the ads.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
At least on Spike and Versus
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
"Don't be a fucking shit, fill out the damn census fucker."
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I hear you...
I’m just saying…they shouldn’t even need to run ads for it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting Fact...
James Irvin hasn’t gone beyond two minutes in three years. In four years, Sakara has been out of the first round just once, against Leites.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
you must really hate Zuffa!
that star exploded you know…
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
all I want to know is
who is Yoda? there is no one awesome enough to fill those shoes!
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Of course....
like Spike, Versus uses the UFC to plug crappy shows.
Man, I know Italy was an Axis power...
But I don’t think it’s fair to hold Sakara responsible for that.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
hahahahahaha
Wow!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ewwwwwwwwww
Irvin needs a sammich
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@deowade
He’s pulling a Christian Bale from the Mechanic….
<img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/balejuice1.jpg"/>
So am I the only person on Earth
who will be switching between this and C-SPAN?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I'm a policy wonk
and a active political volunter locally.
But I love me some MMA!
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Well, that's 3 of us.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Picture and picture. The main vote is by the end of the hour.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I had PiP on this TV
About the only thing it doesn’t do.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
On a netbook
Might break the damn thing if I tried that
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Sakara is super late with the Tanner tribute beards.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Everytime somebody complains about Autotune I tell them to go listen to Major Lazer’s “Keep it Goin’ Louder” and get back to me.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Nina Sky makes that song so thats not really fair.
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You know I used to run Mad Decent? True story.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate T-Pain
And everything that he stands for, but he can kill a hook. This makes me hate him more.
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@deowade
I like "On a Boat".
That’s about it, really…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Alessio Sakara vs. Sam Worthington
by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Buffer is looking more and more like he's going to transform into a wolf
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by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Irvin looks SOOO slow
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
He does not look good
at all
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@deowade
Most Cursed Fighter Ever.
Poor, poor Irvin…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
So, we're not working with a delay tonight....
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
That…wasn’t a poke…at all.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They didn't
Rosenthal called it a punch, and ordered the TKO.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
If they let Irvin continue something will break. Likely his ribs.
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LOL, is it possible for Irvin to have a normal ending to a fight?
by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Unfortunately...
Irvin’s been blocking too many punches with his face.
Ouch! It hurt when he punched me in the eye!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
To be fair to Rosenthal...
When a guy grabs his eye, you think eye poke.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
The worst possible start to this show
Unlucky stoppage and a fuck bomb in.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
wtf, fight is going to continue… they need to look at the videos…
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
the commentators here were saying it was going to continue
that’s why I was confused
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Slow mo, up close…that’s no poke. That’s a straight up punch to the eyeball.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Good call
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Irvin won't be, that's for sure... hah.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
that’s a bit of an unsatisfying start.
UNDERCARD FIGHTS!!!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
YUS!!!!
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This was almost a delaying of the inevitable
But I would’ve liked to see the inevitable kickass KO
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Yeah, he was just getting blasted in the face over and over. He was WAY too slow and was just getting picked apart other than the occasional low kick.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
what a start...
Now Kongo is going to slip entering the cage and not be able to fight
JDS and Gonzaga will be a double KO
and Vera vs Jones will be an NC
nice bfbc2 ad
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Mar 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
LOL Now thats a Punch to the Eye
Never get tired of seeing that…although i do pity Sapp for being on the receiving end of a Broken Orbital bone…
Part of me wishes we still had a Sapp
A comically large human to be impressively destroyed by legendary martial artists.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Totally disgusting that Sakara beats up the malnourished.
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by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's like Gina Carano beating up Anne Frank.
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by P Brady on Mar 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Dammit I'm going to be rec'ing a lot of comments tonight.
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Check the spoiler thread...
we don’t spoil fights here.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s ok Irvin, at least you have all that Avatar money still………
by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
This WEC commercial format is going to drive me insane.
Hate! Hate! Hate!
I specializes in grammar fail.
So far the fights have started pretty disappointing… I was hoping they would let that fight continue….Its just too bad.
32 minutes, 1 3-minute fight.
Oh, goody.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Yes the only fight
I meant the only fight was disappointing…don’t get me wrong i am stoked for tonight Free UFC and Dream is nothing but money.
DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!
Cannot fuckin’ wait.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Man I feel bad for Irvin. Legit stoppage and all, but damn.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
He is wearing quite the oversized sweatshirt
by s.r.genovese on Mar 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a legit stoppage. Really it was a knockout waiting to happen.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Irvin needs a new job, preferrably not in demolitions, construction, air travel…
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
I like how MTX audio has nautical stars on its logo.
Bro!
by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
We're 31 minutes into a 2 hour broadcast.
Calm down everyone.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Either Rogan is confused
Or he is a big fat liar. There were definitely some subs sprinkled in those 11 wins. He has all KOs in the UFC, which only makes up for 4 or 5 of his fights. Still impressive that he’s finished all of his fights in the first round. No need to exaggerate.
Carwin has normal ears to say he was a wrestler.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Momma made him wear his headgear
Let this be a lesson to y’all.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I never could wear headgear at practice. Just too much sweat I guess.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Had a senior I coached that I lost for the season
becuase he had to get a plastic surgeon to rebuild his ear.
Wear your headgear, dude.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Dohohoho…
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to fight for the teetle. – Kongo
by I Can't Feel My Face on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
gawds dammnit... no fraking undercard fight? :-(
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
They probably want to make sure this doesn't go 3 rounds.
If this one is short too, I’m sure we’ll get undercard fights.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Everytime I see that goofy slow-motion flying knee Struve tried, I laugh and wonder how he didn’t get KTFO’d.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
That boy is made of some sort of weird Dutch rubber
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@deowade
Win or lose, gotta love Congo's pre-fight talk
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what, I actually kind of prefer PPV
Beer costs more at a bar, that’s for sure, but these commercials are killing me.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
They should have run enough commercials already to pay for the show.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Front load the ads
So you don’t have to run as many later
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
True story.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
PUT FUCKING SUBJECT LINES ON YOUR PICTURES SO I CAN COLLAPSE THEM PLEASE
This really should be a rule.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Type Something Here Next Time!
Dude, put a title on it so we can click & hide it and not clog our screens.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the best part.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yay... more commercials..
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
beats paying $50 bucks.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
shaddup
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and i mean it...
gawds dammnit… :oP
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Realistically you're just replacing the fighter intros with commercials.
But at some point I would be totally fine with making Versus events (and only Versus events) 3 hours.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Intermissions are for injecting liquified caffeine into my bloodstream.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Intermission is the greatest part of MMA.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
From @spilledbagofice
If Irvin’s “luck” continues like this, he’ll lose his next fight via spontaneous combustion
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Goldie must be happy that he can do hockey promos on Versus.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I'm still a Logan fan
But I admit Chandella is growing on me.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
not feeling the receding hairline.. :oP
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
NO! STAND AND BANG!!!
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is cute, Kongo is pretending to be a wrestler.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
UFC confirms an August card on Versus.
Maybe a Boston event?
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
This ground fighting is going to negate Kongo’s diverse arsenal of groin shots
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Get the fuck out of here
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the ground game as much as the next guy
But Kongo is not the kind of guy I like to see on the ground.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Seriously.
This is not going well for UFC on VS. Weird stuff.
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
You've got to be fucking kidding me
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Why is Buentello acting like a coke addict zombie now?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Why is Kongo doing this
He has the reach to outpoint him. C’mon.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Prolly dislocated
And yeah, I can totsally see Paul pulling that shit out and sayin’ he’s good. Woulda hurt like hell for a few seconds then felt a lot better. Until the adreleine dump is over, then it will hurt like hell again.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
if kongo stands up the fight ends in round 1... *sigh*
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Kongo/Buentello grappling match: my personal MMA fan hell.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rogan on 12-6 elbows:
“God I hate that rule…It’s so dumb…”
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
12-6 elbow sighting
and a nice knee to a downed opponent. Great card so far.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
This card is awesome.
How many more bizarre things can we have for free?
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Bones is still due to fight...
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Buentello is closed to being finished
And Kongo is trying to win it with g and p.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Nah, Kongo finishes here or next round. And even if he doesn’t, I don’t think Paul can win a round.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
With that illegal blow
This fights going to end a unanimous draw, just because this card is screwed.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
Totally agree with you...
Although i remember a few years ago though when a lot of people would rip him for being shitty…how times change eh?
if he doesn't get 5 min to recover, then kongo should at least have a point taken away...
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
and....good job, herb.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so you sayeth...
and it shall be done
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
STAND AND BANG DAMN YOU
STAND AND BANG
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@deowade
JESUS CHRIST THIS CARD
BUT AT LEAST I CAN CATCH THE PACIFIC REPLAY AT MIDNIGHT.
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Kongo could've ended this fight legally many minutes ago
But it feels like he wants a decision.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Buentello deserves another, easier fight after this.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Bieber -160
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Herb Dean must be a playable character on UFC Undisputed 2010
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
By the way, any question Herb is the best ref in the biz?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
nope
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
NONE...BUT AT ONE POINT PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORST
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s alternately great and mind-blowingly tentative and inassertive.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
paul just needs one good punch
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
He doesn't have the gas tank for it
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Herb is on his game tonight
Saw that Paul went down on purpose. Nice reffing.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Kongo with another vicious knee
They aren’t vicious if you can say it so calmly Mike.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
I’d be shocked if the cut Buentello; Dana usually likes stuff like the finger popping back in and let’s get back to fighting stuff.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
What if you haven’t been impressive since you signed?
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
He’ll give them a good KO on a Fight Night.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
true
but Dana usually responds to crap like that, maybe they will move him to an undercard fight once before they cut him? idk
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m surprised that I feel some sort of respect for kongo using some ground game
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
by Stillberry on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dana must be using every swear word known to man watching this.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Good for Buentello!
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by P Brady on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And Irvin.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.immigration.ca/index2.asp?gclid=CJLCm—fy6ACFUFM5Qodb3VTag
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
I truly hope for the sake of all people in the States that it does go through
I am always dumbfounded how ignorant of the policies and practices of health care that lay people are.
Shit's getting testy over in the House of Reps.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Kongo is just repeating UFC 99
I’m winning with punches, let’s try out that ground game!
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Nope, he was gettin' elbowed in the thigh
when he tapped.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Still
not common for somebody to tap to elbows to the body.
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
Certainly was surprising to me
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Not showing us anything
except that Buentello has zero TD defense
kongo could have finished this fight..
and because of his inability to do so, we likely won’t be getting any undercard fights.
i hate him! i really, really do! :-(
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
a little too late... dammnit
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by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The elbow to the thigh that broke thecamel’sBurrito’s back
The UG approves of this fix.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
This is like watching a elephant hump a bunny.
by RobertGBP on Mar 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What you talking about Cyph???
From what i can recall Buentello got destroyed and finished in the 2nd by AO.
Overeem made him tap at 3:42 of the 2nd Round – knee to the chest.
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
the last few shots were elbows to the ribs people
not thighs (those were before the ribs)
when he started into his ribs; he tapped
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
i saw the hips, then I saw B roll over and he had his back and was dropping elbows to his side (I guess he could have been hitting lower, but why you would hit a thigh when you could hit the liver or ribs, I don’t know)
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
well, maybe I’m wrong, it wouldn’t be the first time
but by god, I swear it will be the last!!! I will strive to do better.
I have watched it three times and maybe seeing it from the back I’m assuming he is hitting midsection and not thighs. idk
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome back, you mean?!
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome. Back, you mean?
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana better reward us with one of those undercard fights
Just one would work.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
Ingrown eyelash
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Another interview coming up…I’m thinking we’re not going to see any undercard action.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
I swear they do this on purpose with the 2 hour shows.
I enjoy TUF Finales more than these 2 hour Fight Nights.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nooooooo!!!!
Please Vs. i am getting on my knees and begging just a few undercard fights….Please
Filler Interviews
Will rob us of undercard fights.
I am quite amused
that Kongo basically won by implementing the gameplan Cain Velasquez used against him. Throw two strikes, takedown, gnp.
No. Kongo threw two strikes, rocked Velasquez, and then Kongo decided to grapple.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
At this rate, Gonzaga is going to get mauled by a bear who thinks he’s intruding on its territory on the way from the locker room.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Gonzaga is half man half bear half pig.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Let us never speak of this fight again.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cheick Kongo vs Paul Buen...
oh right, were not talking about that.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
I’m not impressed by your UFC on Versus.
by dancingChicken on Mar 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
GSP speaks infinitely better English than Goldie.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is pretty watered down. It’s more like a preview for Saturday’s fights with a few fights.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
my favourite Hardy GSP zing...
He’ll have to change his name to GPS after he hits him to find out where he is..
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
If GSP loses to Hardy, I’m going to cry. I don’t think I’ll have to, however.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, the humanity!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that looks like BJ Penn a little
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, I see the name on the card now
god im a dumbass
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
They pace the delayed UFC cards from England WAY better than the Fight Nights.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But again, a 3 hour broadcast.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The Versus Curse
One way to describe this show.
Nah, they don't air garbage fights
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'm motivated to buy extenze by watching Jimmy Johnson
what kind of person am i?
Note to self
Jimmy Johnson has a small penis
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
creepy old football coach selling penis pills.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Jimmy Johnson...
may not be embarrassed to be the face of Extenze, but I’m embarrassed for him.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
ಠ_ಠ
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzaga can’t be as bad as he was this mourning against Syracuse.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I see what you did there...
Ew
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OR MAYBE HE WILL TRY TO RAPE YOU WITH THE BIG BONER HE HAS FROM TAKING EXTENZE
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Minowaman will save us from this train wreck.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Obama once refered to him as a fellow person of color… just not one usually found in nature.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You've never noticed?
Obama once said, “John and I are both people or color…only mine is naturally occurring.”
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I noticed but it's still weird to look at every time he's on.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If he’s lucky, maybe tanning will be a part of the health care bill…
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s mad because there’s a tanning tax in the bill .
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Nog’s taste in music certainly hasn’t rubbed off on JDS.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Extenze.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
…somebody was going to say it sooner or later…might as well get it out of the way now.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think...
he was wearing his mouth guard at the weigh-ins… lulz
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Love Gonzaga but JDS is going to put a beating on him.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
that stare down was like an evolution chart
by woooburn on Mar 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
lol rec’d
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by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"What for the uppercut"
Goldberg loves to watch for things that go up.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
getting stronger
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
cocaine.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Between what I just saw and the Carwin fight, is it fair to say Gonzaga's positional grappling isn't that great.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
“Clinical if you will was the performance that JDS put on” Words, Goldberg has a way with them
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that was close... hah
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Lower-Upper Tier Echelon?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just thinking Dos Santos was the real deal
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by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He’d destroy most anyone in the minor leagues. If Leben can stay in the UFC, so can GG.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He's pretty much on the same level as Guida, gatekeeper.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I'm not sure about your conception of "good"
If your gatekeepers aren’t any good, I’m not sure who they are supposed to be filtering out
IMO you have to be “good” to even be considered a gatekeeper just not great. There’s no “bad” gatekeeper in the UFC
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly – gatekeeper in the UFC is still a top-level fighter. Maybe not elite, but damn good.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s like getting a B or C at Harvard. It’s not a 4.0, but it’s better than an A at Backwater U.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"Bang!"-Jim Lampley
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
by 49er16 on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
like I said, don’t blame jds for not seing his ground game :p
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Yeah
from the way he held his hands after the very first kick, I was pretty sure JDS would land the counter.
:( I was right.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He caught him with a Bad Left Hook
Ruthless SBNation blog plug
by IRodC on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I've got to find a rainbow now
And Lady Gaga lyrics. I’m shaking my head. Painful.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Use this one!
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzaga continually overestimates his own striking ability.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
At least we saw a little bit of his ground game…
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe I was just hearing things....
Did Goldberg say “Let’s go to Bruce Buffer for the official decision” when they were going to the introductions?
by davidhamilton83 on Mar 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
He’s giving props to Luis his muay thai trainer that just passed away
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Aw...that's sweet...
How’d you feel about Brazilian vs Brazilian?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOD NIGHT IRENE! :D
srry.. i had too.. weeeeeeee
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
No. It's just you.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The knockdown, maybe. There was no GnP in the Nate/Maia fight.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it was
Low kick countered with the Left just textbook.
to me it's not the same
since they studied each other quite a bit, on the maia/marquardt fight it was the first exchange of the fight
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
Wow
Very nice TKO. Had the beautiful textbook counter for the Leg kick with the Right Hook right on the chin…Still a part of me was hoping Gonzaga would come through and get the win…
wow, bang-a-rang
JDS be’s redickalous
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
by Stillberry on Mar 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well Tim Sylvia is gone now...
so that would be a yes
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We finally
Have the heavyweight Chuck Liddel.
Nice takedown defense, insane knock-out power.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
that’s what he reminded me of too, just defending the take down with his punches ready to fly. He looked like he was ready to KO the whole fight the way he held his arms.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I just told that to my brother, he could be a great sprawl and brawl champion. That’s why he has to fight Cain next!
by ZephyrBrasil on Mar 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and these aren’t even the Brazilians you should be scared of.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Brazil: People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at Its Ugliest.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Say what??
Only Brazilians can speak badly about Brazil!!
by ZephyrBrasil on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
US is cool too
lil’ story.
anywhere you go, if you’re looking for trouble, you’ll find trouble, if you’re looking for fun, you’ll find fun :p
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
by Orcus on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree 100%,
but you seem to have the market cornered on badass MMA fighters…there must be something in the water.
i'd be fine with either one...
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
loser of carwin/mir ?
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd say Cain
with the winner of that getting the next title shot after Brock fights the winner of Mir/Carwin
by Scott Haber on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that he always tries
His english is improving but he can say some english stuff to the fans…A good approach that some fighters (anderson silva) could learn from
Didn't you hear Chael Sonnen?
Silva speaks perfect English, he just doesn’t want to. ;-)
by s.r.genovese on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
UNDERCARD!
I’m going to go ahead and skip liveblogging this fight. But still…yay!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Well...
they evidently ran out of taped interviews.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
i want shawndella (sp?) she is hot
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
what?
I can’t think a ring girl is attractive?
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
why so bitter?
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
oh yea
sorry
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
UNDERCARD FIGHT!!!
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Better left, though
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
sup guys
Gonzaga looked that bad?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
EEE! okay!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
yea, funny hearing Rogan say “Hit again” and “again” and “again”
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Howard is STILL a bit overrated…but that was pretty sweet.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
Very overrated. He should be 1-3 or 2-2 in the UFC right now.
But yeah… that shit was narsty.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Rumble will run train on Doomsday
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Great fight
And this is the new me
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd. Let this be green.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Roberts was still game, though.
Some nice transitions and sub attempts.
Hope we see him again.
I specializes in grammar fail.
that’s because he didn’t stay invisible
/ninja weakness
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Really makes me wanna see him vs Rumble now.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
That’s like the worst thing a human being could possibly do.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he was thinking the same thing Goldie was about the other guy backing up to let him stand
(guess he was wrong)
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
scared of black-on-black crime
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he's literally f*cking the world...
six feet under… wha?…
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He really touched the lives of many......little boys.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
that's just wrong
as he never got convicted, and on of the alleged boys came out saying his parents made him say it because they wanted money. it’s easy picking on people who are very weird, as MJ was, but that don’t mean he’s guilty
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
I know that.
It’s just an easy cheapshot.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude....
the cops found a blow-up doll dressed in a Cub Scouts uniform at neverland. Get real.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
yeah, he's weird as shit as I said
so you see doll, and that equals him having sex with kids?
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
If I find a sex doll dressed in a CS unifrom...
yeah, I’m probably jumping to that conclusion.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
so
if you go to a neighbor house, mess around without him knowing, and find a sex doll dressed in CS uniform (sorry I don’t know what that is, but I’m guessing it has something to do with kids), would that make your neighbor guilty?
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, my netbook gave up once y'all started with the Jones/Vera fight
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
MJ just got a $200 million contract. He's dead!
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He & Tupac got a single coming out next month.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Jones by fireball attack.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Vera by DQ
I really hope not
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
rhetorical question?
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
by BadB on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What kinda question is that? The real question is, on what?
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s stated numerous times he doesn’t get high for UFC events
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I have.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i want to see the truth win
i love jones, but i always find myself drunkenly doing the vera victory dance
Is that Jay-Z?
Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like shit?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Blueprint 1
Best rap album ever.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
When he raps about something other than "riches & bitches", let me know.
Recording yourself masturbating to your own reputation just isn’t compelling.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Its not what hes talking about, its how he says it. “Riches and bitches” is just the medium
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The medium is rap albums. “Riches & bitches” is the content. How he says it is the rhetoric. I don’t even find he has good rhythm. Eminem, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Outkast – they all have a good sound. I keep thinking Jay-Z’s words just dribble out of his mouth. Enunciate, motherfucker.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the medium is the content in this case. Also, these are the same criticisms the non-initiated have with Lil Wayne.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Lil Wayne sucks, also. His "rock" album is one of the worst I've heard.
The medium is the way something is communicated – film, sculpture, painting, folk music, etc. Consider the debate over whether light moves through a medium. In Jay-Z’s case, it’s rap that’s the medium.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I know what medium means. And I’m trying to make a point by using it the way I am. Also, if you can’t appreciate some of the free associations Wayne makes, we aren’t going to agree on rap.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubt we will. I've tried to get into rap, but aside from a few that I've mentioned above, I find it lacking.
By “free associations”, are you referring to lyrics? Because even if he were reading Shakespearean sonnets over a beat, he would still sound awful. I personally maintain lyrics are secondary in music anyway – music without words is still music, while words without music aren’t. It’s the added rhythm that make it music.
How are you using “medium”, then? I don’t get it.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Wayne’s voice isn’t the most pleasing, but its just the way his mind works. Its totally lyrical. The stories and content is just a way for the real art to be communicated. The real art being the couplets and free associations. Basically just the word play. That’s why I called it the medium.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If it reads better than it sounds, cool – as music, it’s bad, though. He’s the inverse of Jim Morrison, whose poetry sucked, but put a psychedelic band behind it and it sounded profound.
Then again, should I take music advice from a guy with Lady GaGa lyrics as his sig?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha nice
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok youre a goon, but what’s a goon to a goblin.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
this^^^
he hasn’t had a good album since the Black Album
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
In Morey We Trust.
Saw him in Concert last month
Far from shit
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Yeah
Jay Z is the best. End of story.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No, SLAYER is!
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Slayer has lapsed into self-parody.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Heard the last 2 CDs?
Pretty good, actually,. Christ Illusion was awesome.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
It was OK – largely repetitive, though. At least Metallica tries new things – St Anger didn’t work so well, but Death Magnetic was good.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Lady Gaga?
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Can’t stand him, either.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps but this song will be timeless and around forever
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Jon Jones from New York?
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Just saw the dos santos result on the ESPN score crawl. Sweet being in a bar with multiple TVs
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
by Stillberry on Mar 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Cain and JDS have styles that play well to the ESPN crowd.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
JDS yes, but
Cain is a wrestler through and through.
by s.r.genovese on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, Jones is “unorthodox” and “athletic.” No shit, Goldy.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
here we go...
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Mar 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
can i get a ....
Jonny “Holy Bones” Jones….
:D
….if i fail, i fail.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Jones look a little thicker than he used to? Or is it just me
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
what's that tattoo on jones say?
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Phillipians
something. Bible verse
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
So much for Vera being able to keep this standing
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Elbones Jones?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
'Bows Jones
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I thought Vera’s wrestling was supposed to be better?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Health Care reform is law folks
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” — Thomas Jefferson
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not like Texas will ever learn about that quote anymore…
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
like your tax dollars going to interstates and roads if you never drive? or going into defense spending if you are a pacifist??
it’s a pretty sentence, I love Jefferson; but it doesn’t really apply to all the other crap we are taxed and pay for as well
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
So I can get my money back for the 2nd Iraq War?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I want a refund on the "War on Drugs".
I will even accept payment in drugs.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll get you your refund.
But first, I’ll need…
- a time-traveling telephone booth
- a Rufus
- a pack of gum
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What about a Hot Tub Time Machine?
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
just b/c his knees were down
can’t kick an opponent to the head when his knees are touching the matt
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yea, can’t argue that; too many types of blows are illegal nowadays in MMA imo
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
truth
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, another illegal blow
Crazy
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
you knew an illegal upkick would happen? C’mon now…
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"Want your position back?"
THEY HAVE A CHOICE?!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Herb Dean needs a pay raise tonight.
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by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The UFC doesn’t make the rules, there is no US commission, and female MMA in Japan has the worst rule set in modern professional MMA, I’ll warrant.
by capital L on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Unified Rules in the US are the worst. There, happy?
March of the Pedants.
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by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
WOWWOWOWOWOW
That was ridiculous
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
didn’t like that stoppage, but I’m on Jones bandwagon now
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
huh?
like too soon you mean??
the dude cringed up and covered up in the fetal position and didn’t even argue after the stoppage, he was done
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
not too soon
just ugly because Vera was turning away, I wanted to see him go to sleep, not Jones’ fault :p
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
weird night of fights
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
Vera was truly rocked.
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by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t care.
Herb looked as though he wasn’t sure what was going on. He just kinda waddled over and squatted over the two.
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by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
his knew was down
that makes the upkick illegal
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by Tree Meister on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I got his point
But a rule is a rule, Jones got screwed in the Hammil match by a BS rule so, whatever, gotta play by the rules.
Anyone remember the IFL???? No elbows and it changed the fights completely.
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by Tree Meister on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this the rapture??
:D
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Jones and JDS are the future
Does this loss officially end the will he won’t he of Vera?
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Ok? Point?
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
by Neil Manich on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude needs to shave his douchebag beard.
Not Jones.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
damn, Paul Buentello has fallen on hard times quickly after his loss
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by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
BE Night Crew for DREAM
Check in…
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
3am EST
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by a tommy point on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
That just got me pumped
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Mar 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m in
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Well…I’ll man up and say I picked that fight wrong. These shots to the eye are really hurting people.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit.
This guy’s taking the LHW belt. Soon.
Now can we stop saying he's over-hyped please?
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"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
appropriately hyped, I’d say.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by JeremyShane on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i’d love to see it but i think they will wait on that one and let Jones get a bigger name to the not so hardcore fans.
Shut up, Tito.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Mar 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ignore the elbow part and realize Vera got taken down twice.
Jones is a strong guy and took down a supposedly equal opponent quite well.
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@WarMachineXXX: “PUSSY!! HAHAHAHAH! Brandon Vera BITCHED OUT!!!!” War machine will always find a way to turn himself into an asshole.
I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love-love-love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want you leather studded kiss in the scene And want your love Love-love-love I want your love You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want a bad,your bad romance I want your loving And I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance
LOL. Wow...
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Just when I thought it was an early stoppage...
I saw the replay. Damn.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
That left hand also landed flush right after the elbow.
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by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Lame. Ended the broadcast 6 minutes early.
But if anyone cares, Guida subbed Gugerty.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
After hearing the sound of that elbow hit on the replay . . .
ya . . . that was sick. Seems like a guaranteed break.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
This card shaped up nicely once you get past that other heavyweight fight they showed.
I enjoyed it. Weird combined with awesome glimpses of the future.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
I’m out, good night of fights (with the exception of the first).
Don’t let anger get in the way of comprehension
and second
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
by timetosaygoodbye on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The first one wasn't bad.
The ending was….bizarre.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That impressed me way more than the actual elbow.
"BANG!" - Jim Lampley's first word as a child
by SSreporters on Mar 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
4-4 on the main card...
…and while I expected Jones to put Vera away…wow. So, I guess Vera will really, really, really “be back” next time, huh?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Mar 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha. except bones might actually be more of a badass than the martian manhunter
by kanginator10 on Mar 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a good night of fights.
Old guard lost. New stars moved down the road to a title fight.
by snakecharmer1340 on Mar 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
JDS VS KONGO? WHAT YOU THINK?
Shut up, Tito.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Mar 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
JDS deserves better.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
dos santos vs cain for the next shot at lesnar after the winner of mir carwin
by kanginator10 on Mar 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice tuneup while he waits for his title shot. Granted, he could take one more step up in comp before getting one.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it would be a good fight to watch. Both great strikers. I’m not sure what Kongo was doing tonight with the take downs. I felt like he could have finished him on the feet a few times and then would go for a take down. Maybe that was Kongo actually sticking to a game plan or something.
I do agree that JDS does deserve better but it would be a fun fight to watch.
Shut up, Tito.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Mar 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
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