How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of March
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 17, 2010 9:45 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
TWAINING TO BREAK SOME "BONES"
"Just found out I weigh 221lbs and I have 6% body fat.. feeling like Spider-man" -Jon Jones
"Thank you to everyone following me... about 7 days and a couple of hours left and it's my last night here in Big Bear. Sad, but, not really lol. Excited to get off the mountain and get to Denver. Have a good night and God bless... Take care of you and yours... In SD just finished my first session... one more later on tonight. Then, headed to Denver bukas!! It's about time T minus 6days and couple of hrs!!!!" -Brandon Vera, "Bukas" means tomorrow.
"just when i feel like i am progressing with my athleticism and explosiveness, i get a reality check from @philmrwonderful.. thanks" -Joey Beltran
"just got done with workout #3 today, feeling like a Meast(mexican beast) with 8 weeks to go" -Joey Beltran, 'meast'?? that made up word is almost as lame as 'twaining'!
"gettin the a.m training session with vera! He's lookin good and ready to create an upset!!" -Dominick Cruz
"My Brandon Vera Blog is up! http://bit.ly/b6Cojs" -Tracy Lee, Vera, Mr. Wonderful, and the rest of the guys from Alliance, training at high altitude.
I WANT TO FIGHT
"you up! Haha! Also, I'm gonna fight some dude in Atlanta April 17th. Keep posted for more details... Hmm...maybe I should train a lil' for the fight huh? I wonder if I could win if I don't train...Hmmmm....what if I just dream of training?" -War Machine, sounds so interested in his upcoming MMA fight
"@ufc florian vs gomi. I want to fight the winner!!" -Gray Maynard, if Gomi wins, he probably leapfrogs Maynard and gets a title shot.
"Gomi is only thing on my mind. I've never denied a fight. Maynard is a good fighter but 1 thing at a time. Gray can call me out again after 3/31 if he wants." -Kenny Florian
"@Kenny_Florian Not trying to distract you from your fight. Just letting the people know what I want. Take care of your business with Gomi!" -Gray Maynard
MANNY VS A HEAVY BAG
"Clottey fights like he's inside a refridgerator box." -Mayhem Miller, true.
"Clottey's dance had perfect charisma, but a lack of choreography could cost him." -Mayhem Miller, and that's based on years of experience.
-Mayhem Miller, that was the vocalist of Journey."About the Pacquiao fight I will say this: the clear cut winner is the Filipino national anthem."
"http://twitpic.com/18nf0p Sorry for the delay. Yea fight sucked but not because of pac man. He went after him!! Threw over 1000 punches" -Dana White
THE SUPER SAMURAI NINJA MASTER KILLERS OF PAIN SHOW
"@JoeLauzon We should start our own show. With your ears and my scars and our skills, we could rule the world..." -Miguel Torres
"we need an awesome name for the show. The Super Samurai Ninja Master Killers of Pain Show. Lets do it... we have a logo and a name. Now its time to make sum episodes. @JoeLauzon let's do work son." -Miguel Torres, I'd watch that.
"Episode 1"Joe and Miguel Fight Poverty". We can find bums & fight them or find the rich & beat em up. Maybe both." -Miguel Torres
"Episode 2 "Joe and Miguel Combat Second Hand Smoke" Find people who smoke in public & kick em in the liver yelling smoke that bitch." -Miguel Torres
"Episode 3 with @migueltorresmma: Reasons we hate the color Olive" -Joe Lauzon, the show is so awesome they get two episode 3's
"Episode 3 "Joe and Miguel Combat Drunk Driving" we wait outside in bar parking lots & punch drunk drivers in the neck." -Miguel Torres
"Episode 4: Joe and Miguel take on PETA... One chicken quesadilla at a time" -Joe Lauzon
"Episode 4 "Joe and Miguel Become Jedis" Oh shit, we are Jedis. We walk the earth & restore order to the world one punch at a time." -Miguel Torres, the ratings for episode 4 are even higher, so they decide to make another one.
"Episode 5 w/ @MiguelTorresMMA: "Joe and Miguel debate religion"... We aren't sure if there are gods... but if there are... we are them!" -Joe Lauzon
"Episode 6 "Joe and Miguel are Step Brothers"" -Miguel Torres
TWITVIDS: PHIL DAVIS, URIJAH FABER, JOE LAUZON & A GUY EVERYBODY LOVES TO HATE
"film of phil davis "killing it" on a morning wrkout!! Lol!!" -Dominick Cruz, has a video of Phil Davis emulating Lyoto Machida
"Missed Sanchez, TJ "lieutenant Dan" and Fabio, but got my raggedy hair in da vid." -Urijah Faber
"Rock Climbing" -Joe Lauzon
"Check out Antonio Mckee's predictions for his upcoming fight this friday. Nuff said...." -Jason High, why does everyone love to hate on this guy? If you can't stop being put on your back, then you have no right to complain, nor does he have a reason to stop doing what he's doing.
RELAX PEOPLE, IT WAS JUST A JOKE... ?
"If you know someone who needs a kidney or piece of liver hit me up NO JOKE! I'm healthy and FOR SALE! ...Pass it along to any well off sick friends or family NO JOKE! ...My fiance is in immigration jail and I have two other court cases in Vegas...I NEED money! Someone needs LIFE! Let's do it! I'm the most loyal son of a bitch there is! I sell my organs for the people I love! I'm serious! This is win win! I get $$ your fam-LIFE! ...If a lesbian couple needs some sperm from a bad ass like me hit me up too!" -War Machine, no joke?
"BTW the other night I lost a bet and that's why I posted that whole kidney/liver thing...lol...you fuckers are SO GULLIBLE. I love stirring" -War Machine, so "no joke" was just a joke? What about the sperm? Can people still bid on that?
"I just cut my arm with a knife! A Z for my girl! So wat! ...I just carved a Z in my arm with my knife and put ink in it for my fiance! Fcuk it so drunk!" -War Machine, another joke?
BODY MODIFICATION (WARNING: MIGHT BE GROSS)
"Its a fleur with a latin verse " iron sharpens iron" on my left for arm" -Randy Couture, another angle of his new tattoo.
"WTF!!! ....The piece of equipment on my head is 4 a newmouthpiece.. It measures for proper placement of mouth guard. It's called a PPM mouth guard." -Rashad Evans
"Getting my forehead reopened and stitched again tomorrow. Will be tweeting photos and updates live from the operating table... Reason: Got 20 stitches last time. Should have gotten 200. Should make it harder to open. I will put it to the test." -Miguel Torres
"Filling out my forms." -Miguel Torres, pissing off the nurses before having surgery
"Getting questioned by the Dr now...Oh snaps...Step 1...Step 2...Step 3...What cut? ...There will be blood... balls... Closing it up... Almost Done... Ufff... Damn.... Promise just a couple more...." -Miguel Torres, tweets his entire procedure.
"Silky Smooth"- thank you Dr Sterman... Just got done. All fixed up, now its time to heal and get back to work... I didn't get put under cause I am gangster. Can't tweet and sleep at same time. And yes I felt that shit." -Miguel Torres
"I'm so "G" I video blog my own surgery. The "G" stands for gangster... The video of my surgery will be put out soon. I have viewed the screener, it is pretty graphic and not for the faint of heart." -Miguel Torres, had enough gross stuff this morning? Maybe we'll get the video for next week
PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS READ THIS EVERY WEEK
"The man @ airport security just laid his best lines on me... Long day of shooting.. Extensions and makeup are coming off ASAP" -Logan Stanton, YUS!
"Lunch with my nephew Noe'.. My niece was running circles around us! Love them... Traffic... Vegas has nothin on LA so I won't complain ;) Iam so hungry I could eat McDonalds!" -Natasha Wicks
"Oh my lord it hurt so much more than i was expecting... Credere... means Believe. God bless you Mask. Today i celebrated the shiii out of your wonderful life!!! Thank u 4 believing in me always!" -Rachelle Leah, got a new tattoo. I bet you guys got distracted and didn't notice.
"LA traffic ahhhhhh! I ♥LA I ♥LA I ♥LA I ♥LA haha .... Supporting a good cause tonight w good people :)...Supporting LLS Leukemia Lymphoma Society." -Rachelle Leah
"Its raining in hawaii but good time 2 contemplate. I have the best fam n best friends I've had for years. Blessed to have them n be here... :) I luv hawaii and the people here!! ...Sista love "on the beaches of hawaiiiiiiiiiyyyyyy... True love! ... Hanging on the beach w@annierivera my love!" -Arianny Celeste
"Hell yes! I like big!! Lol RT @annierivera: @AriannyCeleste found her calendar in hawaii..." -Arianny Celeste
"Funny how sand gets in weird places..ahhhhhh" -Arianny Celeste
"Will be on @georgelopez show 2morro to talk about Prom w/Conner and Haiti Relief Fund event. Airs 2morro night on tbs! ;) ...Just left @georgelopez show w\Conner. So funnnn!! Watch 2nite on TBS @11!" -Arianny Celeste, met her prom date.
"Alice n wonderland was fanstastical(new word) n found out they now play @ufc fights!! :) ...Tequila and Bananas. Oh what a perfect combo!" -Arianny Celeste, wants tequilla and banana.
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Arianny is certainly proud of her ass
An ass which she does not possess.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 17, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice."
-Pat and Mike (1952)
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 17, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
wsup wit all the ring girls
they aint even got a little bit of ass
by staytrue2010 on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
no thickness at all
she aint really got nothing either
by staytrue2010 on Mar 17, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Brittney Palmer on the other hand….
"For some reason Dana White doesn't like me, and I don't care enough to find out why. So he can go pound sand up his ass as far as I'm concerned."
Don Frye
by keyboardwarrior on Mar 17, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
IIRC, in past fights he said he was around 208 and barely had to cut any weight. I don’t know how recent that was.
by Hardcharger on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope that those pounds wont affect his cardio.
by dancingChicken on Mar 17, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Considering he’s only in his 2nd camp with Jackson’s now, and he’s got a devoted S&C coach for the first time, I’m guessing this will only help Jones. He had room to add that weight given his frame.
by Hardcharger on Mar 17, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
He’s never had sterling cardio in the 1’st place, so we’ll see how this does affect him
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture- "The Best Never Rest!"
Go Gonzaga! G-O-N-Z-A-G-A
by ElliotMatheny on Mar 18, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
why does everyone love to hate on this guy? If you can’t stop being put on your back, then you have no right to complain, nor does he have a reason to stop doing what he’s doing.
- he isn’t really that good
- “So most of the people that are really talking the smack, they’ve never had a fight in their life and in my book they’re a bunch of faggots.”
- “I’m going to ground and pound my way through the fight…just enough work to win the round.”
- Repeatedly talks about promotion, fans, the sport as a whole being racist…etc.
- just incredibly boring to watch
that enough?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 17, 2010 9:46 AM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Let the UFC sign him
Then feed him to Gray Maynard, and watch him get brutally LnP’d to death.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 17, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be cool if the UFC signs and immediately gives him a fight against a really dangerous top contender . . . just put an end to the talk
"There's nothing cool about taking punishment" - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
by VeeisAnimated on Mar 17, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Good round-up as ever
Do you follow Daniel Herbertson? He’s an awesome MMA photographer and tweets a lot of photos, plus gives updates on Japanese MMA.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 17, 2010 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
Yep,
Sucks that it isn’t live. Might not be possible to avoid spoilers if you wait for it on balls.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 17, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
@MiguelTorresMMA Video of what is go through to do what I do. http://vimeo.com/10224642
Torres’ Surgery on his forehead scar. Both Nasty Looking and Cool, probably NSFW
pshhh
Who the hell goes to Oahu? You might as well go to LA. Maui bitches!!
by MauiPimpin on Mar 17, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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