The Kid Nate Hate Thread
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 8:17 PM EST
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PrintFrom being a devoted follower of Bloody Elbow over the past year, I’ve noticed something markedly different about “hardcore” MMA fans that separates them from devotees of other sports: they certainly are a volatile bunch. Bring up Fedor or M-1, the sides dig in their trenches and start launching mustard gas at each other. Brock Lesnar comes up, you better have a flak jacket. And as demonstrated most recently, the upswings or downswings of UFC business rattle the very foundations of the Internet.
I just don’t understand this last one. Why do people get outraged when Kid Nate points out trending data and offers his opinion on UFC pay-per-view performance? I get disagreeing with him, but some people get genuinely pissed off! And sure, Nate might twist a headline to bump page-hits up a bit, but the headline is merely a title. He’s never written an article (that I’ve read) that has declared, “The UFC will be dead by the end of the year.” But from some of the responses to his articles you’d think he was trying to convince people that Dana White was purposefully ruining the lives of the entire roster.
It’s one thing to debate opinions, but some people want to debate facts, too! As much idiocy as there is on the Atlanta-Journal Constitution website, I’ve never read people slamming Mark Bradley for saying that attendance at Braves games is down. It’s just so strange for people to get defensive over a business they neither work for nor have stock invested in.
BREAKING NEWS: Wait... wait... I'm all wrong. New information has come to light that Kid Nate shot JFK, introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono, and cancelled Arrested Development. Do with him what you like.
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Does Mark Bradley say the Braves are in trouble when/if attendance is down?
Merely reflecting your point.. Ultimately, though, if we couldn’t argue and take task with stories/comments, there wouldn’t be a comments section. Would you prefer a giant “REC” button instead?
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Oh I get the commenting and all. But people get OFFENDED!
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
You’re line of arguments I generally get Blackout, though I might I disagree. That’s because you seem rational, even if misguided =P
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
your*
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Misguided-- ha
I’m not on the opposing side of this particular argument, but there’s about as much sense in saying “don’t argue” as there is in arguing. People around here feel strongly about their MMA convictions. That’s why they’re active members.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I like the arguments here. But some people engage in bitch-trolling, that is, only showing up to act shocked and apalled
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 9:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
We takes this here MMA business serious *said with an extreme southern drawl"
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@deowade
I don’t think you needed to specify.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Me too
That’s why I said that. Haha
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
I did too!
cause I’m from Mississippi haha. NO I WON’T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THATS HOW I TALK! MMMM-MMMM BITCH
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate is a dangerous person and must be stopped at all costs.
If Osama bin Laden and Ed Gein had a child, and this child was into MMA and early 80s punk, it would be Kid Nate.
Kid Nate is the leading cause of divorce, heart disease, and farsightedness in the continental United States.
Kid Nate invented the subprime mortgage, the autotuner, and automated customer support.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
Kid Nate cancelled Firefly.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 12, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate caused DirecTV to drop Versus.
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@deowade
That’s better.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Kid Nate is the one that made sure that Sylvia always had an ample supply of cheetos when he was training for Mercer.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
Wait
That’s a good thing.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Kid Nate is $kala
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 12, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate is Ke$ha
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 12, 2010 9:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Kid Nate keeps injuring Roger Gracie.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 12, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate told the TUF 10 cast that Cardio is for bitches.
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@deowade
you know
back in my younger days I always thought the sunken pit would be a good MMA surface. YAMMA answered that question: No, no it’s not.
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Kid Nate on Mar 13, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Warning tracks are not for MMA.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 13, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
I do enjoy The Big Bang Theory (except when Sheldon does something annoying and my friends point to me and say “You do that to!”). However, the nerd community still grieves Firefly’s untimely demise. 14 episodes – it was too young!
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 13, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
Firefly was cancelled too early and BBT rulez. Luckily I’m not generally told that I act like Sheldon, but there have been occasions where I got that look (and then I tried to make their head explode….).
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
I've yelled at the TV, arguing comic books with them. Nerd Pride 4-Ever.
The only way I wouldn’t fit in with them is that I’m a humanities nerd, not math & science, though I love science fiction.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 13, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Nerds are the greatest.
My comic book knowledge is extremely limited, but I majored in Classics and Biology as an undergrad so I somehow have both ends of the spectrum. Idk how many times I’ve yelled at the tv/movies because the injuries on the screen were so inaccurate or something blows up that couldn’t actually do so. But I could and never would ever be a physicist, it’s my kryptonite.
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
I can’t stand most biology (except for genetics & evolution), but I love physics, I just don’t have the math skills. I flamed out of Calc II so badly, I guessed on all but three of the questions on the final exam. I’m currently a philosophy major, formerly English, and self-taught in film studies. The one nerd trope I just don’t get is anime. Aside from a handfull, I find is so annoying.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 16, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I love learning about the body: anatomy, physiology, histology and add patho- in front of any of that and I get excited. I really tired to convince my anatomy prof to come to BJJ classes and to design/assign a case study (or 3) around the subs (i.e. name the structures destroyed in a kimura).
A bunch of my friends are philo folk, but I only ever actually took 1 class of it. I read a good bit of it in my spare time. My first BJJ/JKD instructor is a philo prof too. Good times.
I don’t get anime either, but I also don’t really watch a bunch of cartoons either. shrugs
"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida
Dorks justifying how dorky they are is the best.
I mean we’re all nerds because what non nerd would spend hours posting on a website?
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 17, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Speak for yourself buddy
I’m a young rich professional knee deep in poontang like 24/7, the only reason I post on this site is to give my balls the chance to dry off between sex sessions, you know to be courteous to the next skank in line.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
As soon as I get off of yours
now I feel bad ;(
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
I know this isn't true, because if it was, he'd be the biggest asshole ever
Best show ever.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 13, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
YES. YES. AND YES.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
I don’t mind having AD go off the air – it told its story, had good arcs, and left before it got stale.
Same reason I don’t mind Invader Zim being cancelled.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 13, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
They made them smash way too much into season 3.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 13, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the only change I’d wish for is to complete a full third season instead of cramming everything into 13 episodes.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 13, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
I really hope the movie serves it justice…
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
So do I, if it ever happens.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 13, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate kept The Wire from winning an emmy
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 13, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, being a terrible show did that
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 13, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
You just crossed the line, son
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Alright
Maybe I said that just for shits and have never actually seen The Wire. Maybe
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he is French, terrible can mean awesome in French.
Plus the dubbing sucked BALLS.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
You have doodoo in your soul.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 13, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what??
I can’t take it anymore, I hate you Nate!!!
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Kid Nate fixed the 1918 World Series
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
That means you’re also responsible for Field of Dreams…YOU BASTARD!!!
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Badmouthing Field of Dreams ought to get you banned.
Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate
by Richard Wade on Mar 15, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate writes songs for the Jonas Brothers on the weekend, in between ufc bashing and strangling kittens.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
Way to embarass yourself buddy
everybody knows Kevin Jonas is the most badass.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 12, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WRONG WRONG
Joe Jonas is the most badass by far. He stares at asses and doesn’t give a damn who’s watching.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
This picture is going to make me go to jail.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate is Nick Jonas?
oh I didn’t know Nate was so dreamy.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 12, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate is subo.
The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.
Kid Nate created both the style and the term Lay n Pray
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate fights for decisions.
The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.
by SSreporters on Mar 12, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate doesn't give opponents a chance to tap
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate ONLY throws 12-to-6 elbow strikes on the ground.
The Seattle Seahawks offense is driving......right into a brick wall at the end of the tunnel.
That’s eeeeeeebil!
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 12, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Kid Nate
Is the single greatest threat this world has ever seen. My brothers and sisters we must ban together to get this effeminate troll banned for all time, lest he destroy all we hold dear. Together we must fight this cur back into whatever hellish dungeon he crawled out of, not for ourselves, but for the children.
Kid Nate must be stopped, no matter the cost. Even if that cost is Deo Wade’s eternal soul that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 12, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Plus
he’s been known to punch a baby
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
or two
follow me twitter.com/GotaHemmi
by Brian Hemminger on Mar 13, 2010 7:26 AM EST up reply actions
My soul's gone, son
I sold that shit for a Sega Genesis back in ’92.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a good deal
Did it come with Boogerman? If not you got hosed.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Legit played Altered Beast on XBOX360
Still tight.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 12, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 12, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
SO FUCKING GOOD
ALSO PLAYED KID CHAMELEON AND SHINOBI
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 12, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I need this in my life again
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 12, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fine
It was only hypothetical, Anton’s soul will surely do as well as yours would have. We’ll have to use you as a cannon fodder flag bearer on the front lines
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 12, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Look
We need a soul to power up this cannon and we all need to make sacrifices. Our sacrifice just happens to be your eternal soul
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 13, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately that isn't on the Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
Goddammit fucking all the Streets of Rage games are
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 12, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Sin and Punishment 2, son
Treasure is best.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 13, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Kid Chameleon
was the mad notes. The knight and fly powerups? Ballin. Fuckin’ ballin.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
If you have a 360
Get that collection
All the Sonics, All the Streets of Rage games, Kid Chameleon, Altered Beast, and mother fucking Echo the Dolphin
I just beat Altered Beast. Game is still awesome. But lags a bunch…I don’t remember if it was like that when I was a kid. Also Streets of Rage is still the best beat em up ever made.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 13, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
Oh man
I forgot all about Streets of Rage…
I think a week of messing with an emulator is in my near future…
I do not have a 360.
I do know a great ROMs site, have a USB adapter for PS2 controllers, and a laptop with an HDMI out. Good enough by my standards.
Streets of Rage was godly, btw. The original is still one of the best games ever made. Adam ftw.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Altered Beast, the game where you play Overeem right?
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
by spectaa on Mar 12, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
man, we’re a buncha dorks.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 12, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate is the only reason velociraptors have not been domesticated.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
That’s going too far.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
That can be taken two different ways lol
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Mar 12, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Kid Nate makes little rodent things wet. Hmmmmm.
The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"
by Neil Manich on Mar 12, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Chocolate!?!?
THIS IS DOO DOO BABY!!!
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Fucking Brand Loyalty man. It's really pathetic.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
THink "UFC vs. SF" or "UFC lives or dies" is bad?
Get a load of video game blogsites and NEWS sites…360 vs. PS3…hell back to SNES vs. Genesis…system wars are populated with ten times the flamewars and mudslinging is 10 times that as intense.
It’s not MMA, per se…it’s the audience. OUR age. My generation was here for the beginning of the net revolution and birth of gigantic online communities…the next one is making it a boon. And that’s just the way of the world now…I won’t gelve too deeply into my criticisms or my own deductions of WHY it is so. It just is.
Best thing to do is just not fall into the “intense defense of opinion by aggressiveness” or IDOBA as I…well, I just made that up. Objectivity and open mindedness go a long way in the quest for serenity.
PS – UFC isn’t dying but they certainly are hitting a rough patch at a bad time with SF growing, Bellator on the verge, and, dare I say, KOTC making a move! They won’t die out…but we’re finally getting to see the competition that many of us have been hoping for and the future is bright. Of course there are also alot who don’t want to see competition…but at least the rest of us get a turn to see how things play out OUR way!
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Think for yourself. Your perspective is infinitely more valued than anyone's opinion.
lol
everything here will be on topic when i go to my computer i left in my library carrell tomorrow and update the title
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
good points
and so true about gamers. one of my roommates is a big gamer and he is addicted to this site called “neogaf” and the PC proponents he shows me in some of their threads are like an army of Bill OReillys
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
The new generation also killed IMDB...
I can’t trust their movie ratings anymore…
I mean, 10% of voters actually gave the movie ‘2012’ a 10/10…
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
You had to bring logic into this? Now I must us interwebz black magicz to correct the balance. Behold, TEH LOL.
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@deowade
Christoph Waltz re-enacted that sketch on Jimmy Kimmel – it was so damn funny. “Der Humpink”
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 13, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see/hear remix of that song? It’s god damn hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ
by dancingChicken on Mar 14, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
My dog just looked at me with the "WTF are you listening to?" face
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
I just wanted to let you guys know that apparently War Machine is trying to auction his kidney on ebay
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 13, 2010 4:27 AM EST via mobile reply actions
That girl must have typed “Tibet” into Chinese Google.
by Daniel Faust on Mar 13, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
kid nate is the guy punching the kid
HI YAH!
by Thats It For you! on Mar 13, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
The girl is named subo.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
by spectaa on Mar 13, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ok
NOW I’m pissed.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Mar 14, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate faked the Lunar Landing
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Kid Nate is...
inconceivable!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 13, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
ROFLMAO!!!
OH no you DIDN’T…I am rec’ing this based on Princess Bride reference ALONE!
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Think for yourself. Your perspective is infinitely more valued than anyone's opinion.
Kid Nate is
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
by CC11 on Mar 13, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
No Cup
Kid Nate didn’t blow Bob Nystrom offsides thus causing the Flyers to lose the 1980 Stanley Cup in overtime.
I stopped reading at Nystrom
Pretty messed up, d00d..
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 13, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 14, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Replace blow with whistle not that anyone on here will no what the hell I’m talking about. Should of went with Kid Nate got Conan O’Brien fired.
by darkside3744 on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
instead
you went with a vague oral sex reference.
I’m going to switch it around and say Kid Nate DID Bob Nystrom while off to the side.
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 14, 2010 3:06 AM EST up reply actions
But I like Kid Nate :(
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
Kid Nate wears white after Labor Day.
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
by fedorade on Mar 15, 2010 7:01 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate snuck Kenny Florian’s phone and texted BJ that GSP’s a greaser.
Also, he wears nazi bearing insignia.
by Dooda on Mar 14, 2010 3:11 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Ah, so HE’S the guy behind Hoelzer Reich. Glad we straightened that out.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Mar 14, 2010 4:08 AM EST up reply actions
Why isn’t this fanpost rec’d beyond all belief?
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 14, 2010 3:22 AM EST reply actions
Probably Kid Nate's fault
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 14, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate is the guy at Papa John's that keeps you on hold for 5 minutes
Even though they’re not busy.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Kid Nate invented that goddamn electronic voice thing that’s used in every crap pop song these days. Also he allows black eyed peas to continue releasing music.
Be like water..
It’s called an autotuner and Ubernoober made this joke ages ago. I should ban you for this.
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by Mike Fagan on Mar 14, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate is the responsible for Xbox 360's having a 54.2% Fail Rate.
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He owes me $200
God damn red ring of death.
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 14, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate is Raiden from Metal Gear Soild.
by TheKeyboardWarrior on Mar 14, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
At least you get to kill his Soviet alter ego in Snake Eater
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 14, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate made Post discontinue the production of Waffle Crisps Cereal.
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Actually
I did that. Apologies.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
You're a bastard
I miss them shits.
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Kid Nate searches for the girl with green eyes
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Kid Nate is driving the school bus in front of you.
by naturalist on Mar 14, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate stole the edit button
Seriously, he is the only one with an edit button.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
Kid Nate stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar
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I can't quit you Kid Nate Post
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Kid Nate will rape you in prison
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
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by Damon O. on Mar 14, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
You are the Gif Master Deo Wade
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Tis one I save for special occasions
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Source?
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 14, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Copious random places, son
I was searching for a quick fix for when I dropped my iPhone in the sink and somehow found the answer (Put it in a bowl of dry rice if any of you ever have that happen) in a Forum dedicated to UK Pop. They just so happened to have another forum with where they had a crapload of Gifs. Threadbombing.com, Gifbin.com, and 4gif.com are always good when you need something quick. The more obscure stuff is found by sheer luck.
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@deowade
I meant what movie/TV show was the screaming guy from, but yeah, I get that so much of it just randomly pops up. The only forum I browse is Sherdog’s Pics & Multimedia threads for MMA gifs, and I find strange stuff all around.
I also knew about the rice. In Louisiana, we put some in our salt to prevent it from getting wet & clumpy.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 14, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate called and said you misspelled "Mr. Eko".
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 15, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I remember when he got attacked by two guys in some corner, he beat them up then raped them unconscious. Maybe the scariest prisoner ever.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
He was definitely a nasty mother fucker
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Schibetta
his dad gets fed glass, he gets raped twice, then he gets his eyes cut out.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
Kid Nate called and said you misspelled "Adebisi".
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Mar 15, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate goes to UFC events to steal fighter’s hats.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 14, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
by Blackout612 on Mar 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
KenFlo acts like that was scripted or something.
Just going with the flo, so to speak.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 14, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He used to a regular bear. Then he met...
Kid Nate
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
by spectaa on Mar 15, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Kid Nate is really Cthulu
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by Damon O. on Mar 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Kid Nate is Jeremy Clarkson?
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by Damon O. on Mar 15, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's SuBo.
formerly of BE, now with Fightlinker.
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 15, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate killed JR
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Kid Nate is George Bush
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Kid Nate made Chapelle quit
and hired Carlos Mencia
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
This thread is so ridiculous that I had to bust out the...
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by Damon O. on Mar 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
His face says it all
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
by donkeypunch on Mar 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Mac Dre = autorec.
The rest of this thread… no.
by Chris Nelson on Mar 15, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
This thread is a case study in the ludicrous.
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@deowade
I retract
All statements about The Wire being a terrible show, and humbly apologize on behalf on my client Luke Thomas who asked me to post that for him. He is terribly sorry and will make amends in any way he can. First point of action will be permanently banishing Kid Nate to the void that is the Sherdog forums.
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 15, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
Y'all excuse me
while I go outside and put some water in Kid Nate’s mama’s dish
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
And NEW UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.....Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy!
by slapjaw ackrite on Mar 15, 2010 1:35 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Kid Nate does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 15, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate wears underwear with dickholes in 'em.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Mar 15, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate's cooking is so bad that his family prays after they eat
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 15, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Particularly volatile, eh?
“From being a devoted follower of Bloody Elbow over the past year, I’ve noticed something markedly different about "hardcore" MMA fans that separates them from devotees of other sports: they certainly are a volatile bunch.”
I don’t think Mr. Downey has heard of Soccer.
Now THAT is a sport that is serious business to fans. I don’t think anyone’s been murdered for supporting the wrong MMA fighter yet
I support Frank Mir and I fear for my life.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
by spectaa on Mar 15, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kid Nate...
greased Gsp’s chest and back.
"When i get in there, in his face ,pressin the action,I'm RUFF NECKIN'EM,I'm throwin him around,I'm punchin him,hes punchin me, I'm eatin his shots and I'm Blastin him back in the face he's not goin to be able to handle it ." - Chris Leben on how his fight with Anderson Silva is gonna go.
Kid nate was responsible for the stand up in dada 5000's fight.
"When i get in there, in his face ,pressin the action,I'm RUFF NECKIN'EM,I'm throwin him around,I'm punchin him,hes punchin me, I'm eatin his shots and I'm Blastin him back in the face he's not goin to be able to handle it ." - Chris Leben on how his fight with Anderson Silva is gonna go.
Ubernoober is our resident Meme creator.
Ask him.
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I'm glad BE has the humor to leave this up..
I laughed my ass off throughout it.
It just gets more and more absurd every time I click on it.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
It's like any episode of Tim and Eric
except this is funny.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
As I call it, the Tim and Eric Not-Awesome show
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 16, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate is the reason Justin Bieber is a trending topic on twitter
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
trending for several weeks..
It’s annoying… and I mean.. WHY?? ..I don’t get it…
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 16, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
America loves young white girls.
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by Damon O. on Mar 16, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
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by Matthew Roth on Mar 16, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate framed Roger Rabbit
then sexually assualted Bugs Bunny.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
Kid Nate
is the reason I do not have a pet Velicoraptor right now
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 AM EDT reply actions
Kid Nate knows who let the dogs out
but the sumbitch wont tell us!
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 16, 2010 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
With this thread... I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Mar 16, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Well guys--
We’re all banned. It’s been fun.
Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"
Would honestly laugh if that happened.
But he’s been a good sport about this.
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Mar 17, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
So.....much....win
tabreaz said - "Brock a national champion? Are u actually seriously saying brock is better than rogers due to him being a champion in a completely differant sport?"
Isn't Youtube fun?
Kid Nate is Eric Cartman’s father.
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
-Samuel Goldwyn
He played for the ’89 Broncos? LMAO.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Kid Nate "forgets" to pack his buddy's parachute
then “consoles” his wife.
"That's right I'm into hardcore crack, that's why my teeth are so bad"
by Fake Emcee on Mar 17, 2010 1:25 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Speaking of parachutes
Kid Nate parachutes various illegal narcotics in his spare time. Then writes articles on BE
by Patrick John McGreevy on Mar 17, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Where's that one guy who always hyped up Kid Nate at the year-end posts?
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
Kid Nate sold him into slavery.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Mar 17, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Kid Nate loves fish sticks.
In his mouth.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
If you hath come here to sully this sacred ground...
You shall be dealt with…
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