How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the First Week of February
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 3, 2010 8:42 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
I'M NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE
"I want coco puffs." -Rachelle Leah, demonstrates how Bobby Lashley's Strikeforce negotiations went.
"I need to invent a better sports bra, so these puppie don't hit me in the face when I do cardio!" -Arianny Celeste, oh snap!
"I could give a f*ck about what Mousasi impressed wit but once he wakes up, he gon be impressed wit my celebration! ...That fool sound like Kermit da Frog. Talkin is done on my half. He a fake ass Fedor in my eyes, but he aint even close... And now he tryna b like GSP! Lol. He aint even athletic enuff 2 do half of what GSP do. Afta April Miss Piggy gon b dressed in black!" -King Mo
"Watching the wrestler. Good movie. Please dont let this be the story of my life!" -Phil Baroni, don't do roids then.
"And i still want coco puffs! Damn this cleanse i am on!" -Rachelle Leah, on what Lashley said after the Wes Sims fight.
F THE POLICE... AND SPIDERS TOO.
"I got pulled over by the only black cop in Sunset Beach. I should get a pass right? No,where u goin? where u coming from?Ever been arrested? ...Fuck man, none of that is really any of your business... Anything in the car I should know about? What kind of question is tht?! ...This asshole is making me late... Ooooh shit son. No ticket. That's the first time that's EVER happened to me." -Jason High
"@antontabuena yea. Why? Cuz fuck him that's why. And he always know where my hands are, lol." -Jason High, after I asked him if he was tweeting while the officer was asking him all those questions.
"I was almost asleep when I saw a spider...., now I'm mad!!!!!!!' ...Ok that it.., I've never done this before I might die trying, but I'm going to sleep with the blanket over my head... Can I suffocate if the blanket is tucked in? just in case the spider comes back. Ps I didn't catch him the first time...he got away" -Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis
"In prison.. Giving the "in prison pose" lol movies r fun!!" -Rushawwwd Evans, probably pretended that it was only from a movie so that his mom wouldn't get mad at him.
THE STACHE! ...NO NOT MAZZAGATTI, HE SHAVED THAT
"Don Frye Rips Herschel Walker. "They found the perfect opponent for Walker to pad his fake record." Asked, "Is the Avon lady next?" -MMAWeekly
"Don Frye - "Everyone is a cage fighter these days, anyone who's seen the a chain-length fence is a cage fighter... I played putt-putt golf, when do I get to golf in the Masters." -MMAWeekly
"Don Frye says he has no interest in the UFC Hall of Fame... This is going to piss people off, Don Frye said, "As soon as they put that T-shirt salesman in there, they ruined it" about the UFC HOF" -MMAWeekly, Don Frye, has some pretty controversial stuff to say on the radio show. I wonder what happens on his commentating gig.
NOT BAD FOR AN OLD MAN
"My washing machine is broken. Herschel, may I borrow your abs to clean my clothes? HOLY CRAP." -Maggie Hendricks
Awesome Job Herschel! Congrats!" -Mike Swick
"It is an honor working with Herschel Walker! He is gifted. He is strong. But his mind is what stands out. He listens! ...He should be an inspiration to everyone, especially high level fighters. This experience has given me a lot. I am better for it!" -Dave Camarillo
"Quite a night -- fit competitors, a new champion, a star-studded live telecast. You guys all watched Miss America, right?" -UFC, taking a twitter jab at Strikeforce. (Twab?)
"Eye swollan,bruised hand,foot swollan,body sore, getting the victory. PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jay Hieron
I LIKE EGGS
"Im up early enough to get the worm and the bird" -Din Thomas, so did the chicken come before the egg? or did you use two stones for one bird? ..Whut?
"Tip: Don't justify watching a porn to your girl because "she looked like a sluttier you"." -Amir Sadollah, good advice.
""You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" I forgot how awesome Happy Gilmore was." -Joe Lauzon
""A series of failures may culminate in the best possible result." 12 to be exact... A stumble may prevent a fall. My last fight was such a stumble. But I did not fall and still have life in another UFC fight." -Phil Baroni
"All I would tell people is to hold on to what was individual about themselves, not to allow their ambition for success to cause them to try to imitate the success of others do it your way and ill do it my way. good night all hot shower and zzzzz" -Phil Baroni, is a pretty deep dude, or is this one of the drunken tweets he was talking about?
"Can someone honestly please explain to me or at least give me ONE reason why 90% of the fighters at big shows are ALL walking out And giving Interviews at nightime wearing SUNGLASSES? I do not get it... At all." -Jorge Gurgel, Who are you talking about? Tito? Cyborg?
TWAINING
"Does anyone else wanna practice your rear naked choke on the damn progressive insurance lady?!" -Seth Petruzelli
"Today I saw a sexy jazzercize class full of about 50 pretty girls, and one genius guy. He wasn't. even. trying." -Amir Sadollah
"http://twitpic.com/10q6m4 - with @zakzito and jeremy after an INTENSE workout....at hooters w @zakzito and jeremy.... positive energy all around... grubbin in sd w @zakzito and jeremy stephens.. a chill day!" -Diego Sanchez
HUBBA HUBBA
"On my way 2 see an agency.Hope they like me,if not I'll kick them in the groin area n give em stank eye" -Arianny Celeste
"preparing myself for dreamland...goodnight.xo #fb" -Arianny Celeste, hubba hubba.
"http://twitpic.com/10fsu0 - Girls just wanna have fun.. when going to work! ...Making some sexy with @vegasgogo haha" -Natasha Wicks, I now hate Dana White.
JEEZ! GO TO PROM WITH HIM ALREADY!
"Stalker or sweet? Gone too far? hmmmm" -Arianny Celeste
MY TOYS ARE DIRTY, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM ANYMORE
"Got a new gun" -Jon Fitch
"This is the kind of txt messages I get from my friends. Warning: Graphic Picture!" -Mike Swick
"(Photo) Masturb... Uh, just click the link." -Joe Lauzon
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Uh oh... Mama Bandit is in the house, I'll be on my best behavior...don't hurt me! http://yfrog.com/33qxmej... Mama Bandit just threatened to slap all the black off me.....I believe her." -Jason High
"my favorite star!" -Mike Brown
"My princess, Maria Eduarda on her first week of life. Minha princesa, Maria Eduarda, na sua primeira semana de vida." -Shogun Rua
"My friends are kissing and I'm not watching http://twitpic.com/10fsqa" -Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis
"At sushi with the family and mr. Wonderful phil davis who is fighting next weekend feb.6 in Vegas..." -Brandon Vera
"http://znl.me/P0T9IV New tattoo is bitchin!" -Jon Fitch
"With Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger at lunch today! What you guys think? can I take him?" -Josh Koscheck
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Why in the hell would Fitch tattoo his NECK to look like an Affliction shirt designed by Tim Burton?
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
That is actually a pocket watch, he needs to know the time so he knows when to beeeeee backkkkkk
"For some reason Dana White doesn't like me, and I don't care enough to find out why. So he can go pound sand up his ass as far as I'm concerned."
Don Frye
by keyboardwarrior on Feb 3, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
King Mo, for the love of everything that is good, beautiful and holy, learn to write. That gangsta ‘spelling’ isn’t impressing anyone.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Feb 3, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
wut you gotta problem wit? he iz all bout dat paper dog
"For some reason Dana White doesn't like me, and I don't care enough to find out why. So he can go pound sand up his ass as far as I'm concerned."
Don Frye
by keyboardwarrior on Feb 3, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
No doubt the clown is all about the money, he just sounds like a dyslexic 8-year-old after too much energy drink.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Feb 3, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
People of all ages...
… text this way now. I do not believe he’s trying to impress us.
by asa on Feb 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
I do not
and will never txt like that.
I do abreviate but if I ever say
And now he tryna b like GSP! Lol. He aint even athletic enuff 2 do half of what GSP do. Afta April Miss Piggy gon b dressed in blackI will shoot myself in the head
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.
-Muhammed Ali
On Don Frye:
He has a valid point. Mask got in because of his [undeniably tragic] death. Hence why the other two guys in the Tapout crew didn’t get inducted at the same time. But in the same year, we had Evan Tanner, a professional fighter who trained himself into being a UFC champ, also tragically pass away. The former champion does not get recognized, while a man who created an apparel company is inducted to the Hall of Fame.
Frye may be tactless and not explain himself, but he does raise a serious point. A point that most of the people here agreed with at the time.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 3, 2010 11:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Frye speaks the truth and doesn’t care about if it is popular or not. I don’t agree with some of the things he says, but I respect that he isn’t afraid to say it. I do agree with him 100% on this point though.
"For some reason Dana White doesn't like me, and I don't care enough to find out why. So he can go pound sand up his ass as far as I'm concerned."
Don Frye
by keyboardwarrior on Feb 3, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
I respect Frye and his opinion but I disagree.
Other major sports HOFs allow in special contributors to their respective sports. They don’t just put in athletes. You got announcers, owners, writers, and others getting into other sports HOFs. So putting someone like Mask in the UFC HOF is a very normal thing to do for someone that contributed as much as he did to the sport.
Just BE.
That is true
but the snub of Evan Tanner is what makes it an issue.
But another point to argue is that Tapout was far from being a pioneer in sponsoring MMA. They got in years after other brands started in jiujitsu and Vale Tudo.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 3, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
What about Helio Gracie?
No Helio means no Gracie Jiu Jitsu, no Helio means no Gracie Challenge, no Gracie Challenge means no UFC. Why was Mask inducted before Helio Gracie?
Oh right, cause the UFC cares about money and nothing else.
by exsanguinator on Feb 3, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
It’s always fun to see what Frye has to say about anything.
I think anyone that doesn’t agree that Tanner deserves HOF more than Mask is misguided at best.
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.
-Muhammed Ali
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Jon Fitch needs to learn some trigger discipline
…especially when wielding a bright pink firearm.
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