Snapshot of the Day: Brock Lesnar Fathead
by Nick Thomas on Feb 22, 2010 1:29 PM EST
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Fathead.com announces its first round of UFC Fighters (Georges St-Pierre, BJ Penn, Anderson Silva, Brock Lesnar, Jon Jones, Junior Dos Santos and Nate Marquardt); yours for only $99.99.
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Be sure to center Arianny with a wall stud. The hole you drill is going to take a lot of abuse. For increased pleasure, add a fleshlight insert.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
weird...
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Feb 22, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fine, you can wall F Brock then. I’ll be busy with Arianny.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Does no one appreciate sick jokes anymore?
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
There obviously is no Arianny fathead, I do not own a fleshlight (but i think they’re hilarious, as are real dolls), and I have a gf. Relax, it was a joke.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Which of these statements is true?
A. There is no Arianny Fathead.
B. Inferiority doesn’t own a Fleshlight.
C. Inferiority has a GF.
B & C
I’ll admit, I’d be curious to try out B though. Can I borrow yours?
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
My gf will be the one drinking from it, so that’s fine.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I like a good sick joke, but it seems like you’ve thought that one out in depth before..
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Feb 22, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
No, it took me about 2 seconds to come up with that one after reading _Felix_’s post. I’m handy AND sick in the head.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
For a 100 bucks that BJ Penn fathead better beat the shit out of my other posters.
just 'cause you pour syrup on shit, don't make it pancakes
It's electric!
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
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If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
anyone else find it odd that Junior Dos Santos has a Fat Head but
Forrest, Chuck or Frank Mir don’t have one?
by polevaultking on Feb 22, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I want a Don Frye one.
just 'cause you pour syrup on shit, don't make it pancakes
by imnotjohnlong on Feb 22, 2010 11:55 AM EST reply actions 18 recs
I’m sure a Roy Nelson one would just be wallpaper.
Keep sleepin' on me...
by Neo X on Feb 22, 2010 11:56 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
I don’t get how there’s a market for these giant people one’s, but I wouldn’t mind that old school UFC logo with the guy smashing the globe in the octagon.
It’s for kids. Wouldn’t that have been the coolest crap ever… when you were 13? That would have been some badass home decor.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
When I was 13 the only shirtless people I wanted up on my wall were women.
by YoungGun on Feb 22, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm suprised that Jon Jones is on this list.
Guy is a fast up and comer, but if I had to pick the first 7 UFC fighters to make list he wouldn’t have been one, JDS either.
by Razreshat on Feb 22, 2010 11:59 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
or Nate for that matter.
Would have thought it would be like Chuck, Wand, Mir?
twitter.com/thisredengine
by Matthew Roth on Feb 22, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Goes to show where they are putting their future behind. Yes the old guard are always good to rely on for sales but they need to develop the name recognition of the fighters that are going into their prime. If you’re only giving your champs the spotlight they’ll have the same problem as boxing has where the casual people only know 1 or 2 champs, are lucky to know any contenders, and definitely don’t know about any possible rising stars.
by YoungGun on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That’s just a blank wall.
New Orleans Saints - 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Unbelievable. Who Dat.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Feb 22, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Roy Nelson busting through like the kool-aid man would be awesome
by timthemit53 on Feb 22, 2010 12:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions 11 recs
"Brock Lesnar Fathead"
No fighter bashing!
My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.
-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)
Should of been written
BROCKLESNARFATHEAD
This has to be the greatest article title ever :D
by who me on Feb 22, 2010 1:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
From the UG:
Thinking about getting GSP, myself, but am concerned that it won’t adhere to the wall as well.
My Tito Ortiz Fathead was supposedly shipped out in perfect condition but when it arrive it had a crack in the skull.
Just spoke with some guy at Fathead named Ed, apparently my wall isn’t worthy of an Anderson Silva sticker.
Probably have to buy two of them. One of your favorite fighter, and one of Randy Couture to hold it up against your wall.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 22, 2010 12:17 PM EST reply actions 20 recs
Thats probably the only one id ever buy
"So I put 2 and 2 together and decided that your pissing me off" "Here. Its a fruit roll up. I was gonna make you a casserole for your loss but uh... I didnt"
"So its sorta like that movie the predator, except for hunting people hes takin a crap" - Carl from ATHF
by II SMASH II on Feb 22, 2010 12:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I’d probably pay 200 for a full length version of this.
just 'cause you pour syrup on shit, don't make it pancakes
by imnotjohnlong on Feb 22, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
+9000
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by greco-roman airlines on Feb 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
can’t sleep…brock’ll eat me
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 22, 2010 12:21 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Good luck taking down that BJ Penn Fathead…
by CSKit on Feb 22, 2010 12:22 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
those poses are stupid
just guys standing there or throwing practice knees. the only thing in this thread i would want is the Hendo KOing Bisping one, even tho i know its not real
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
Ok negative nancy
"So I put 2 and 2 together and decided that your pissing me off" "Here. Its a fruit roll up. I was gonna make you a casserole for your loss but uh... I didnt"
"So its sorta like that movie the predator, except for hunting people hes takin a crap" - Carl from ATHF
by II SMASH II on Feb 22, 2010 12:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
since i called these stupid, at least i'll be constructive.
UFC fatheads i want to see:
-BJ licking blood off his gloves
-Don Frye vs Takiyama death clinch
-Rashad’s stanky-leg alienface from machida
-Lesnar scolding Mir for stealing his strawberries
-Corey Hill’s leg
-Rampage KOd on the ropes by Wandy
-Diego’s vaginahead
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
by Stillberry on Feb 22, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Lesnar scolding Mir for stealing his strawberries"
This is the best description of that moment I have ever heard.
yes
you’ve been a member of this site since June 2009 and haven’t seen anyone refer to large gashes as vaginas? Hell, the Marvin Eastman cut (made by Vitor Belfort) is probably more commonly known as “Eastman’s goat vagina” than “eastman’s cut”
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
BABYLESNARRR!!!!!
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
or would it just be brocklesnar!
Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."
by Stillberry on Feb 22, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They could of at least picked good pictures. Brock of all people looks like a dweeb… They managed to make the monster a poodle.. what the hell…
at least use some bad ass pictures…
Hendo seperating Bisbing from conciousness might have to go up in my room and I think this idea is terrible… Problem is I would non stop masterbate to it … Is that weird?
Can’t wait to see one for Tito. Just imagine his giant head staring down at you while your trying to sleep.
by who me on Feb 22, 2010 1:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
way too much money! capitalists! No one is buying this shit
by p123 on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Keep these guys off your wall!!!!!!
MMA is a great escape. But the violence should disappear when you shut off your TV and/or log-off your computer. No reason to sit staring at it when you’re alone in your room! Put something else up on your wall – something inspirational and positive. Maybe even something you created.
MRIs have proven that my brain is in the shape of an octagon.
Martial Arts ARE positive. They teach self discipline, hard work and determination. Strengthens the mind, body and soul. Competition is GOOD.
p.s. Scrambled and I don’t like the crust on my toast.
by fedorade on Feb 22, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Really..?
Do you realize you are on an MMA website encouraging people to turn off their computer? The legs you planned to stand on… you forgot to bring them.
Maybe for one of Arianny Celest nude.
couldn’t find that
by Dack on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
The little kid's like "What's this funny feeling I have...?"
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Feb 22, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
cover that up with the laptop son!
Own the Podium became Owned on the Podium. What a failure.
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
If he isn’t going to fight anymore, Roger Huerta could at least help us out with the image hunt.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Feb 22, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
of all the fat heads out there
why the fric is there not one of TITO??? he has the fattest head of them all
by Opposites Attack on Feb 22, 2010 3:37 PM EST reply actions
Cost of production.
If they did his head to scale, the fathead of Mr Ortiz would cost $499.00.
i want his!
http://msp249.photobucket.com/albums/gg214/boomer33_2007/BigHead.jpg
Own the Podium became Owned on the Podium. What a failure.
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
guessing the toilet flush pic was a bit much?
my bad, mods
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
If Cabbage had a fat head...
wait…. he does have a FAT HEAD…..
"If I told you I was good, you would think I am boasting. If I told you I was not good, you would know I am lying" Bruce Lee
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