A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

CHAEL SONNEN VS. WANDERLEI SILVA?

"Wand, you might as well fill out your own toe tag. Where is says "Cause of death," just write, "I pissed off a Gangster.""  -Chael Sonnen

"Sonnan you start tolk about me, becarful or you go need call to your dentista"  -Wanderlei Silva

"Take your comebacks, write them down on a sheet of paper. Roll it up tight, soak it in water, freeze it overnight, then jam it up your ass."  -Chael Sonnen

"heard Fedor/M-1 deal is done in principle. Even heard potential first oppt, but I hope its wrong... oh snap. Totally did not mean to tweet that publicly. All substantial info right now, so please take with that under advisement. LOL"  -Loretta Hunt, he won't fight Werdum, Overeem, or even Big Foot? Lame.

"Inside the lid of my drink it reads, "sweet canadian mullet"."   -Dan Hardy, who also just recently shaved off his mohawk

"It really is easy to get girls in Vegas! People are just handing me girl's phone numbers/cards left & right on the strip."   -Kenny Florian

""If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced." - Vincent Van Gogh"  -Anthony Johnson, by paint, he meant make weight.

"As I was sitting in the Dr. office today I was all down & u could see it on my face. A man sat down right next to me with an amputated leg. He said "hey, I'll never get mine back. I'm finished" & gave me a pat on my back."  -Kenny Florian, had to pull out of his headlining bout against Evan Dunham

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. ;-)"  -Renzo Gracie

ANTHONY JOHNSON VS. JOHN HOWARD

"Just watched a UFC interview that John Howard said his striking is his strength just like my dude @attpitbull. Really John r u serious? Don't get it fucked up u already tasted how a good striker fucked up ur eye. Now ur goin against another top striker."  -Anthony Johnson

"you can kiss my ass Yeah my eye was f*cked up but I didn't tap like b*tch some ppl do Johnson eat a d*ck you b*tch"  -John Howard's tweet was edited for the kids.

"omg u found me my son. Do I need 2 set u up 4 a dentist appointment?"  -Anthony Johnson

"nah I'll just take ur teeth after I knock them out!!!! How bout that crumble"  -John Howard

TWICTURES

"Ai galera!! Eu e o Carlos Santana"  -Fabricio Werdum

"Bricks was hoping I would pack him."  -Jon Fitch

"Good cigar mofos."  -Jon Fitch, working on his cardio.

"I just bumped into my twin at starbucks"  -George Sotiropoulos, holy shit.

WORLD MMA AWARDS & THOSE RING GIRL PICS YOU ALWAYS REQUEST FOR

"At the MMA awards.. Bruce Buffer is "singing".."  -Martin Kampmann

"My dress was kinda awesome!"  -Arianny Celeste

"About to walk the carpet with @chandellapowell @brittneypalmer :) @Suzesuzeq made me look good tonight!"  -Arianny Celeste

"OFY love u guys!!!"  -Arianny Celeste

"My buddy @UrijahFaber n I at the awards"  -Arianny Celeste

"Beautiful @ariannyceleste steve-o And Jerry Rice! Backstage before steve and I performed!!"  -Brittney Palmer 

"With my beautiful girls on the red carpet @ariannyceleste @brittneypalmer"  -Chandella Powell

"I missed these beautiful girls! Happy Birthday Desiree!!!:)"  -Chandella Powell

"Felt the need to wear my fave t-shirt today."  -Chandella Powell

"Yo @chetbuchanan I'm coming to your toy drive. Bringing a bike n some goodies see u soon. :)"  -Arianny Celeste

"I heart miami!"  -Rachelle Leah

TAPOUT SHOOT

"Shooting behind the scenes shots 4 @Tapoutvtc w/ @ariannyceleste &some hot naked dude @jamesellis3"  -Tracy Lee

"Shooting for tapoutvtc.com"  -Brittney Palmer 

Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, and some guy named Anton Tabuena