The MMA Enyclopedia Contest: "There will be no Pearl Harbor! Muhammad Ali has returned!"
Those are the words chanted by Ali's cheerleaders upon his arrival in Tokyo, Japan. Ali had flown across the world to square off against Japanese wrestling legend Antonio Inoki in a prototypical mixed martial arts contest mired today in half-truths and conspiracy. By many accounts, the fight ruined Ali's boxing career.
In 1976, Muhammad Ali was 33 years old, coming off a year of uninspired victories and contemplating retirement. Looking to give his career and, more likely, his pocket book a shot in the arm, Ali agreed to the freestyle fight with Inoki, to the tune of six million dollars.
To hear Ali's camp tell it, the Japanese fight promoter paid that hefty price in hopes that Ali would take a dive. Inoki, meanwhile, asserts that it was the Americans who suggested a scripted fight, but only after getting a peek at Inoki's ferocious techniques. Whatever the case, confusion abounded, and a last-minute rule change was implemented to ensure Ali's participation. While Ali could box all he liked, Inoki was no longer allowed hand strikes, tackles, or throws. Furthermore, Inoki could only kick if one of his knees were in contact with the mat. What followed was not pretty.
At the opening bell Inoki dashed forward and lunged at Ali, feet first. He proceeded to scoot around on his ass, kicking upwards at the boxer's knees. In the seventh Inoki trapped one of Ali's legs, tripped him to the canvas and, as sure as butterflies do float, Inoki sat on the champ's face. The indignity prompted Ali to throw his first punch in the next round, to little effect. For the entirety of the fight's 15 rounds, Inoki stayed glued to the mat, the only position from which he could legally strike at Ali, battering the American's legs. By the end, Ali had thrown only six punches.
From the private viewing rooms of Las Vegas to New York City's Shea Stadium, audiences, expecting a fight in earnest, received the broadcast in disbelief. The Tokyo crowd showered the cage with garbage as the fight came to a close. And though the contest was ruled a draw, Ali really came away the worse for wear. Inoki's kicks had left Ali's legs cut to the point of infection, with a nasty pair of blood clots for good measure. Boxing promoter Bob Arum considered that Ali might become crippled for life, and Ali's doctor, Ferdie Pacheco, was certain that Ali's speed and footwork were irreparably damaged. Pacheco resigned from his post soon after. Ali would never knock out another opponent.
Antonio Inoki would go on to prosper. His business savvy and flair for self-promotion would see the Japanese superstar found several pro-wrestling organizations and become an endorsement-giant, with not only a brand of vitamin water to his name, but a line of condoms as well. "Condoms that have inherited Inoki-ism!" the package reads. "Use without question!" And though many of his fights are now acknowledged as worked or staged, Inoki is nevertheless seen as one of the first heralds of Japanese MMA, and his meeting with Ali gave the world a glimpse at the drama and excitement that the fledgling sport of mixed martial arts would yield up in the following decades.
Meanwhile, in the schoolyards of Japan today, while you can witness young boys performing such classics as the "Indian burn" and the "noogie," there is another, special move. On bended knee, a rowdy student drives his free foot into the shin of a classmate. This is the "Ari Kikku." Ali Kick.
Rainer Lee
The Black Lodge, USA
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"Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." -Kyle Smith
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you always have the most thoughtful and well-written articles. kudos!
FWIW, Inoki’s camp proposed the “fight” as a pro wrestling match origanally to get Ali interested. Ali was a huge pro wrestling fan and even performed a few matches late in his career. Then, when Ali showed up in Japan, Inoki told him it was going to be a NHB match.
Ferdie Pacheco said, “We went to Japan thinking it was all a big joke. But when we got there, nobody was laughing.”
"Nobody can be a champion forever." - Muhammad Ali
Please expand on this Snowden. Maybe I need to read Total MMA again, but the way I’ve always heard it was that Ali went there on the assumption that it was a pro wrestling match. When he found out Inoki wanted a real NHB fight, he only agreed under highly modified rules that essentially made it illegal for Inoki to take Ali down.
"Nobody can be a champion forever." - Muhammad Ali
My understanding is that everyone thought it was a pro wrestling match until Ali got cold feet. People got in his head about disgracing the sport by losing the fake match. So he almost walked away. Instead they came up with those horrible rules, with his people basically eliminating any Inoki offense and it was a farce. I have never heard that it was Inoki people that wanted it to be a shoot.
by Jonathan Snowden on Nov 4, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I need to reread Total MMA though! My next book is all about pro wrestling shooters, so I will know more than I ever wanted soon enough.
by Jonathan Snowden on Nov 4, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the book going to be all throughout history or a specific era of professional wrestling shooters? I’m excited though, that sounds like a really cool idea for a book.
My dream is that one day someone will write a book on Fighting Network RINGS, a whole book about Akira Maeda, Volk Han, Andrei Kopylov, TK, Sambo, shootstyle, Kiyoshi Tamura, the transformation into shoots, the King of Kings tournaments, the emergence of Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, etc.
"Caol Uno was like Mutoh. He developed into a star overseas and then returned to his home country a much bigger deal. Dokonjonosuke Mishima is like Kobashi because they both do moonsaults. Don Frye is like Stan Hansen because they are both fat dumb rednecks with mustaches." - Jonathan Snowden
by RagingNoodles on Nov 4, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that would be awesome. Unfortunately, I was told a book about the Rise and Fall of PRIDE was too “niche.” If I couldn’t sell that, good luck to anyone trying to sell a RINGS book.
The book’s premise is that the toughest man on the planet has been a professional wrestler since the late 1800’s. From Muldoon, Burns, and Gotch to Lesnar and Shamrock. It has been a lot of fun researching. I expect to sell a handful at best. ;) But it is a labor of love.
by Jonathan Snowden on Nov 4, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that goes against everything that has been said by Ali’s people and it also contridicts the fact that Ali did actual pro wrestling a few times.
Here’s Ali doing pro wrestling from that same time period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1Cx0ysQiM
"Nobody can be a champion forever." - Muhammad Ali
I hear ya. I’m thinking about applying for Fall ‘11, depending on how some other things pan out. In your opinion, when they say that creative writing samples are acceptable replacements for a copywriting portfolio, do they really mean that? Or do you think I’d better have some mock advertising pieces ready?
I say call a rep or advisor and get the ball rolling regardless of whether you wind up actually applying. I think you have enough writing to prove you can communicate and pick a viewpoint and be funny and serious, but I don’t know exactly how they like to do things there. I got my schoolin’ from a 4-year program, and it was design, not writing, so we did things a bit different.
Later on, if you feel like you want to knock together a fake ad campaign, you come find me. I can help you out.

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