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standard nonsexy playboy poses
I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.
by Thulsa Doom on Oct 10, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
OK I was gonna hold off on "revealing" I was being sarcastic
but this is why we men can’t have nice things.
by phillyhoosfan on Oct 8, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm just more of a vag guy than a boob guy. Call me old fashioned.
You can have sex with both but one just feels better.
by Brandon Starr on Oct 8, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Is it because boobs feel like sandbags to you?
by ultima0chaotic on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ass has been Tits Greatest enemy since the dawn of time. Kenny Powers.
My spanish blood begs for booty.
Roman from South Jersey, here for two things chewing bubble gum and kicking ass and I'm all out of bubble gum!
lol
You know what’s a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM’s and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that’s the best part about the game
by Brandon Starr on Oct 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
BOOOBSSSSSS
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
I’m really impressed that she curls 50ibs.
And no, me focusing on that aspect of the photo shoot does not make me gay.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 8, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Are you impressed with your Nigerian cashiers check?
Dude, don’t be so gullible.
Do you really think that she can curl her own bodyweight? She would literally have the strongest biceps on the planet for a 100lb female. I suppose she has antigravity implants in her chest to prevent her from tipping with that pose, right?
I"m sure
They’re plastic. The weights probably are too.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Oct 9, 2010 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You take life too seriously.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 9, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Mind putting em up? Or stating what it says?
Some of us can’t access it atm.
Plus I don’t need the CEO conveniently walking by randomly as I gaze upon the bountiful image that is Arianny Celeste.
Gotcha
AriannyCeleste Thanks to a lame mma site 4 ruining it for my fans. Prepare for a cease and desist letter from @ufc @playboy and my attorney. What a shame.
about 1 hour ago via ÜberTwitter
AriannyCeleste Thanks guys! Its coming down..sorry I’m kinda upset..about to take it out on my punching bag..haha have a good day!
about 1 hour ago via ÜberTwitter
I told you not to f*ck with me.
They’re dun goof.
I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on Oct 8, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
CURSED J-O-B!
Preventing me from venturing into sites that allow me to oogle at inappropiate pics not suitable for work and then coming home and having them get taken down before I got a a chance to gaze.
BTW senk you for zat info
Any form of entertainment got "Napstered"... it will free online one way or the other.
that’s why Playboy is struggling now just like the record industry.
She should known that her pics would have ended up online as soon as someone could get their hands on a copy.
Exactly. Does she not know how the internet works? Foolish, naked girl.
by Horselover Fat on Oct 8, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why I already saved them to my hard drive.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Oct 8, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
So great
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
“Thanks guys! Its coming down..sorry I’m kinda upset..about to take it out on my punching bag..haha have a good day!
37 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
Thanks to a lame mma site 4 ruining it for my fans. Prepare for a cease and desist letter from @ufc @playboy and my attorney. What a shame.
about 1 hour ago via ÜberTwitter"
Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"
Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."
“Ruining it for my fans” = “People not buying my issue of Playboy because they already saw the pictures online for free.”
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
What is really awesome,
is how playboy manages to make every single hot chick look the same when naked. Or maybe it’s the fact that with plastic surgery every hot chick DOES look the same naked.
Anyone who pays for this is a silly-billy.
BOOSH
She looks like a hot chick with breast implants. Whodathunkit?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
No shit.
Cage Potato is fucking stupid for running that. And it’s pretty odd for a site like this to link to it.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
CagesideSeats.com
Follow me on Twitter at GenoMrosko
Done by a member of the staff at BE.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
CagesideSeats.com
Follow me on Twitter at GenoMrosko
You must not have been coming here when
Rachelle Leah did her spread. It was on every major mma site. And most of us have no problem with it. Internet morality police, ftw.
"I’m anti-stalling, not anti-wrestling." - lowellthehammer
by JaeeJaee on Oct 9, 2010 8:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not internet morality police.
Common sense, maybe.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
CagesideSeats.com
Follow me on Twitter at GenoMrosko
It’s only the site that hosts the pictures that could get into any kind of trouble – simply linking to that site is no problem at all. So why not go ahead and do it? There’s no risk involved, and clearly we all wanted to see the pictures.
by Horselover Fat on Oct 11, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
she hasn’t yet figured out that no one likes her for her personality?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Must just be me...
But not a huge fan of those photos. As someone mentioned earlier, Playboy makes everyone look the same. Meh.
Follow me on Twitter @lelandroling
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I’ve never seen Tara Reid’s nipples, but I thought Arianny’s nips were her best feature.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Definitely
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Just looked that up and.....
I hope she gets those things fixed
:shudders:
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
She's the kind of girl who looks better with clothes on.
And even then I still never found her very attractive. Short girl with no ass or legs and fake tits? I’ll keep lookin’, thanks.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, definitely hotter than Chandella. But I loved Natasha. Suppose it’s personal preference.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
by Leland Roling on Oct 8, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Natasha is fine as HELL.
I also really like Logan. That girl had legs for miles, a great stomach, and looked natural. Awesomeness. Arianny doesn’t do anything for me, and Chandella is in the same boat. If somebody else is into them then fine. I’ll go target their friend that I find more attractive. Thanks, wingman!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
That’s true, about looking better with clothes on. These pictures were slightly disappointing.. she has a cute face, but the body isn’t all that. And also like Leland says, they made her look like any generic Playboy chick in those photos. Oh well..
by Horselover Fat on Oct 9, 2010 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions
She's hot
The funny thing is that I got the banhammer from her twitter account. She tweeted “time for prom night” and I thought it said “time for porn night”. HAHA! I commented saying nothing more than thaty. She wrote me a nasty little private message saying porn is gross and I’m being gross. So I responded back on her twitter basically saying “Please get off your high horse. I read an interview where you were saying how awesome it was having sex in a walk in cooler because you couldn’t wait to get home. Don’t be a hypocrite.” Banhammer time! So I blocked her from mine as well. I know that had to devastate her. So now what is she doing? Oh yeah, porn. Sweet! Freaking hypocrite.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Oct 8, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
I make absolutely no value judgement regarding your story (because I just don't care about Arianny enough)
But this is hilarious.
I will never forget it
I was in Little Caesars waiting for my supreme pizza when it all went down. She banned me almost immediately. Since then I have had an extreme disgust for Arriany but I still always wanted to see her naked. And I’m not disappointed. Jokes on you Arriany! I saw you naked! hahahaha! Now. lets just get rid of her and Chandella already and bring back the true Octagon girls Logan and Natasha please.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
PS
Do you have a link to that interview? I would looooove to read it. The irony is delicious. Or hypocrisy. Whichever it is.
(Also yes to everything in your comment above).
I actually
read it in a magazine….I think. It was so long ago. When the whole “is she dating Roger Huerta” thing was going on.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
I do get the feeling she thinks pretty highly of herself
But I’m not really interested in her personality.
Get rid of the ramp!
She wanted them blocked on the internet? You can't stop the internet.
No one buys Playboy for the tits and ass these days. There are actually decent articles, but that’s all it’s good for. I can find way better shit online without paying for it. She should just cash her five-figure paycheck (cause she aint a six-figure name) and be glad people are actually looking at her because in five years they won’t be.
"We should just concentrate on what we’re good at… Death Metal and interior design." – William Murderface
by Anthony Pace on Oct 8, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There are actually decent articles
mind = blown
I didn’t even know there was text.
I'm a lover not a fighter
by spectaa on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She should just be happy people are interested in her enough to take horrible digital photos of a magazine spread and put them online.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
She will be doing hustler in five years. (Not really)
She’s no Gina Carano. She won’t be being asked to do all these movies.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
LMAO!
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Can't stop the internet, man.
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by RobertGBP on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
oh my GOD.
I have much more of an appreciation for Arianny now than I did. Sweet Baby Jesus.
meh
fake tits
no ass
no legs
Official Machida Nuthugger.
Cigano, it is your time to avenge your master's loss!
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
Every disabled guy’s dream.
"...I don't want to save the World, I don't even want to save me. We're so boring that we don't event want to save ourselves...There's nothing left to say, we're so fucking boring. Let it die I say. Let there be a new beginning...It's awful. Goodnight"
by dancingChicken on Oct 9, 2010 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
21st Century "Johnny Got His Gun"
"We should just concentrate on what we’re good at… Death Metal and interior design." – William Murderface
working links for Arianny Palyboys photos
this link is working (full photos of arianny)
http://fighttime.net/2010/10/08/arianny-celeste-nude-playboy-photos/
I preferred Rachelle Leah’s spread.
by Mandmeisterx on Oct 9, 2010 5:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
by Damon O. on Oct 9, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Whelp, I actually became bored of Arianny a long time ago. funny enough, Playboy hasn’t gotten me excited about her again.
I thought Logan was awesome, and Natasha had a sexy airline hostess from the 70’s farrah fawcett thing going. Arianny just sort of reminds me of the hot girl from school that isn’t that hot anymore because you’ve seen her too many times.
I mean she’s cute, and I’m sure she’s a really great gal and all…
I can’t look at Arianny’s photos and think anything other than, “Yeah, Josh Burkman already plowed that field.”
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
we all have a few Lobsters or Sea Turtles in our past. Arianny just happens to have a tramp stamped UFC washout in hers.
Maybe that is why he was nicknamed “The Peoples Warrior”
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna be one of those people...
that rants like, “whatever, she’s not even that hot” or something like that. She is hot. But I can’t stop staring at her implant scar and it bugs the hell out of me.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
Now that we've seen her goods
I guess it’s time to forget about her and move onto someone new. Playboy is pretty much the be-all, end-all for these octagon girls, sadly. It’s like, great, we saw your fake boobs. That was pretty much the last bit you she had to offer and now that it’s done, it’s only downhill from here.
by pud333 on Oct 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
What you said is pretty sad
but 100% accurate.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
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