The Ultimate Fighter 12: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck Live Discussion (Episode 4)
by Mike Fagan on Oct 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT
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Join Bloody Elbow every Wednesday night to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 12, featuring UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre and Ultimate Fighter 1 alum Josh Koscheck.
Mike Tyson fascinates me like no other individual on the planet. He's "Kid Dynamite." He's the youngest man ever to hold a heavyweight belt in boxing. He was once aptly monikered the "Baddest Man on the Planet."
Mike Tyson is also a man convicted of rape in the state of Indiana. His wife accused him of abuse on national TV. He's threatened to eat children. He's verbally berated members of the press. He has refused to talk to female reporters unless they fornicate with him. He bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. He's fabricated stories about breaking his back. He admitted to mugging old woman as a child. For a long period of Mike's life, calling him "emotionally unstable" would be an understatement.
But there's a tragic side of Tyson that prevents him from becoming an entirely unsympathetic character in my eyes. His father fled when he was two years old. His mother passed away when he was sixteen. His sister died of a heart attack in 1991. Cus D'amato, the only father figure Tyson's ever known, died shortly after Tyson professional debut in 1985. Don King, shockingly, cheated him out of millions and millions of dollars.
So when I watch Tyson speak about his life, I see a little boy who's angry and confused. A little boy who just want to know, "Why me?"
I'm a firm believer in personal responsibility, and I don't make any exceptions for "Iron" Mike. But there's a part of me that feels that Mike never had a chance.
Oh yeah. Tyson was on TUF last week. And he'll be on again this week. Does anyone really believe that GSP called up Dana and asked him to invite Tyson? 'Cause I don't.
Team GSP
1. Michael Johnson
2. Jonathan Brookins
3. Spencer Paige
4. Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres
5. Kyle Watson
6. Cody McKenzie
7. Dane Sayers
Team Koscheck
1. Marc Stevens
2. Sevak Magakian
3. Sako Chivitchian
4. Andy Main
5. Nam Phan
6. Aaron Wilkinson
7. Jeff Lentz
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I get that he was brought in as a special guest to up ratings and kind of a cool thing for GSP's team.
And it looks like they get a big “personal responsibility speech/this your shot” speech tonight. But seriously you just brought in Mike Tyson, why wouldn’t you have him show your guys some boxing? I get he’s old and whatever but I’d bet he could show them a thing or two.
Ya that was the first thing I thought. I really doubt that GSP was so desperate to have Mike Tyson come. If GSP wanted to meet tyson so much I’m sure he could do so on his own he doesn’t need Dana to get a hold of Mike. Clearly for ratings. The idea of having tyson two weeks in a row is kind of annoying but I guess I’ll just have to deal with it.
At one point didn't Tyson say he had met GSP already sometime back?
I don’t doubt GSP is a big fan but he was clearly called up for one reason.
Nice to see he lost some weight though.
Anyone that has the slightest interest in Tyson should watch the documentary “Tyson”. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032821/
Whether you love him or hate him, he has one hell of a story.
by Cordycep on Oct 6, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Agreed
You will walk away feeling sympathetic toward Iron Mike regardless of prior opinions.
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 7:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i just wonder
why Koscheck’s team didn’t get some Tyson time as well. maybe they will be David Tua
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
John Danahan
Is an interesting man, I hope that we get to see more of him.
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
This
"In this fight, Anderson showed he was human," Nogueira said. "He showed he could be weak. But he showed he is a fighter and he brings something from his heart. It was beautiful."
by Broke Lesnar on Oct 6, 2010 6:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, got strangled by some kind of electrical cord at their house if I recall correctly. I can’t think of anything much worse than losing a child that young.
by ufc4 on Oct 6, 2010 6:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Of course GSP didn't ask for Tyson, this is Dana White giving someone a handout.
Sadly, Tyson is living from paycheck to paycheck right now. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was Dana (who we all know is a sucker for classic boxers) giving his new buddy a handout. Even before this TUF, Tyson could be seen hanging with Dana in the vlogs. It’s pretty commonly known that stuff like this is how Mike is making his living right now.
Haters can say what they want
but when Mike Tyson walks in the room, your spine turns into an icicle.
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
Not lately though
Reminds me of a math teacher or something minus the face tat.
I dare you to run up on him
I dare you
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Throwbacks
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He must not remember..
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Oct 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't hate Rampage, but I do love this gif
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Oct 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish
I knew how to gif ughh….envy
by Bloodsport on Oct 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i am one handed typing with my non dominant hand, loaded on vicodin , arm in a sling with a 3" incision in my shoulder.
Hows everbody doin?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
yep. my 2nd one too
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Chillin Ockie
When you get cut?
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
first thing monday mornin i did
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you a speedy recovery
Brosef Biden
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
thank you kind sir
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Impressive
You must have great typing skills…
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
thank you very much
im just glad i am going to get all kinds of time off work to enjoy BROCKTOBER
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Roll Call
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
hey hey hey
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Here I go
Don’t jump bitch move… Sorry couldn’t resist
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got here
had to shoot a possum… seriously
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
dinner?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
kept eating the cat food and runnng off my mice warriors
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Good eve
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Very good evening here :)
How you doing?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
Meh
Decent
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Packing getting overwhelming?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
Nah
Took a nap earlier today and slept way longer than I wanted to. And I have to be up at 7:00 am. Blah.
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Bruce Leroy
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I didnt here a single word, just a string of beeps
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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I love crazy Armenians...I mean I love Armenians.
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This/\
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Tomorrow
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Wow, tone it down, guy.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Oct 6, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Though not a fan
Of the frequent n bombs dropped by one Bruce Leroy. Can’t front dude didn’t back up an inch when slavet or whatever charged him. He’s kinda right though he wasn’t calling dude out his name. Just pumping Mike up
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 10:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yeah don’t really see a problem with yelling “fuck him up” during a fight..You could tell that jeff lentz guy was just agreeing because he doesn’t like bruce leeroy.
by Tats16 on Oct 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ok maybe
Just an inch.
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
how dare you
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
im into it for Kampmann spoiling another ufc debut
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you missed around 50 beeps in 20 seconds
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Nam Phan is a bro…bro.
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Leroy's turning into a turd
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
"Eat a dick"
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
NNNNNEERRRDDDSSSSSSS who talk like robots
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Kos with
another fantastic gsp impression
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
too bad for him he wont be able to do one in the octagon
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
His jaw might not function
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
There Nerds..
yea bro. there nerds and…..nerds and robots and nerds!
Kyle Watson looks like a nerd
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but
does he talk like a robot?
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Another nerdy midwest killer
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Gooooooolly
Koscheck is really starting to humiliate himself every time he opens his mouth.
“Nerds that can’t even…..nerds that talk like robots!”
He sounds like a goofy fratboy, how old is he now?
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
it ain't always this bad
he’s come off better than that in the past.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
32
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going on 17
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You feel awesome about GSP?
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You have TK playing drums for you?
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
TK
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sometimes i feel like
all of japan is on shrooms.
I hope DEO is into that then
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Jinx
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i need a live drummer because when i pick my nose im always off tempo
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else lose FX?
FML
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
No I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for that
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s all of DishNet
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Like the channel?
I hope not. It would suck to lose Always Sunny and Sons of Anarchy and The League and Archer. I feel bad for you.
I’ve got 99 problems and FX is one
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
HAHA!
you win
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rick Ruben FTW!
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Brock looks creepy with a beard.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Kos
Georges wears those shorts for his lady fans. It’s no mystery.
I counted...
GSP sneaking TWO looks at KOS crotch! Wish I could GIF the Slow Mo
" Show him your jab Kenny! Serra! Serra! Where's the lip gloss Serra? Keep it up Kenny! Your hair looks marvelous in there! " - Unknown KenFlo corner man
wanted to see if carpet matched the drapes
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
The guy from alaska is such a tv personality
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You mean "Deadliest Catch"?
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In all seriousness
that is what he should call his guillotine
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I support this
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thanks
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Oct 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does Bam have a show without his parents to beat on?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
What
is MTV not allowing Bam to put his shows on their channel anymore?
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
bam is older than kurt loder now
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Kurt Loder is STILL working for that damn channel
they must have that old man chained to the floor or something.
I was wondering what happened to you man, I hope you’re healed up in time to dress up like a woman for UFC 122.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
will not be dressing up like a woman
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
nah son.
besides, aint there still milk to be drank?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t ****ing stand Bam. He’s an unfunny douche. He was always the biggest puss on Jackass too.
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by ChiCubs23 on Oct 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He did cry in the movie.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
Is it true that Cain Velasquez is Mexican?
Can someone confirm this?
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His dad crossed over and was sent back like 3 times… so his dad is
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
He’s american, but whenever there is an opportunity that is reliant upon your heritage, you immediately bang that drum to reap the benefits. And then when it comes to getting a job or avoiding deportation, you are American again.
pump the brakes
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
WUH OH...
This friggin guy
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck are you on about son?
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
You're getting an unintelligent defense beatdown now.
Deo, come kick this guy in the nuts while we hold him down.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
by Fake Emcee on Oct 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Seriously this guy thinks this is Arizona?
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he thought the Klan is gone
and the census no longer asks about race…
…or yeah, maybe that this was Arizona.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Man the pretend hating here is harsh.
besides this ain’t about race.
Its about ass whooping.
get it right. dawg
Jackie Treehorn treats his objects like women, man.
by soulrebel5447 on Oct 14, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Marcus Davis??
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
...
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by Damon O. on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
how
HOW.
HOW DO YOU DO IT ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?!
WHERE DO YOU GET SUCH WONDERFUL TOYS?!
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by Cory Braiterman on Oct 7, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least we have a source for today's terribly problematic statement
and the adjoining ill-informed world view.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
From wikipedia
I was surprised they said “Mexican-American” in that commercial. They usually leave the American off.
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by ChiCubs23 on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
John Danaher seems so fucking classy
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Seriously, I was wondering who the British guy was
Before they showed it was Danaher.
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, thats a kiwi accent for sure.
But the dude is more like Hannibal Lector than James Bond. Something just doesnt seem right about him!
He is from New Zealand
I think he was educated in America, though I may be wrong.
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Oct 7, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You said it
He needs a fucking haircut though
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Danaher has the worst comb over
I have ever seen. Seriously, for all of his genius tactical work, the guy needs to look in the fucking mirror, and realize he isn’t fooling anyone with that shitty comb over. Every time they show him from a high angle I cringe. It’s comically bad.
by IWillPartyHard on Oct 7, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Next year’s TUF should be John Danaher just talking about random topics for an hour.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
by Mike Fagan on Oct 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
I'd watch
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
I'm not quite sure
that you understand how these sort of statements work.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I have to admit to searching for videos of him talking
BJJ, philosophy, economics – it doesn’t really matter.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 7, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
JOHN DANCHER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJACX5Qvjw&feature=fvw
“…like America’s last true democracy.”
Whoa son. Where is my shit? I don’t know because I just. fucking. lost it.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 7, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
who knows
all this psychological stuff gsp’s team is doing could pay off
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
GSP is better at drafting and fight selection
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
and everything else too
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
his team is better than Kos’. GSP makes no bones about bringing in the best for these guys and showing the TUF’s what he can. His strategery will win out.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I want John Danaher to read my memoirs.
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Child please
You won’t have any memoirs. You’re a fellow drunk
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Fine
I would like John Danaher to read my drunken ramblings.
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you saying
That you are John Danaher?
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 7, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Has anybody actually been to a Dave and Busters?
Just wondering how bad the food is…
"One should always be cold minded and remember that a ridiculous incident may occur any time."
I feel like most people who have seen Scream and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Have never seen Last House on the Left…
Which is really just a recasting of the Virgin Spring.
But as Kelly Bundy would say.. I digest.
"One should always be cold minded and remember that a ridiculous incident may occur any time."
will everyone pause while i piss?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
well fill you in when you get back
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
*pinch*
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
yellow hair was on the guys back for like 2 minutes throwing weak punches
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that
I’m pinching my penis
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
i dont know how you do that man, shit hurts
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't do it
I said for some minute humor value. I did just piss during break if you were concerned
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I like when fighters block punches with their face
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CHOKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
Who was that guy that front flipped from that?
I think Tyson Griffin tried to drill Guida’s head into the mat from there
Kurt Pellegrino did
And people were complaining about it.
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by Matthew Roth on Oct 6, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
no one griped about the griffin/guida spike
weird
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
off topic
but the SAW movies are becoming like Police Academy in my mind…started out good, and now……just…just no
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
The first one was pretty good IMO and often overlooked.
Somewhere around the second or third though they just died off.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i loved the first one, i thought it was amazing. then it kinda focused more on blood and guts than psychological terror and suspense
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the first one was alright,
but the acting was tough to watch at times.
Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...
It was low budget, to be expected.
It had redeeming qualities though.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The plot behind Saw I
was the shit. Having to cut your own leg off. GTFO! it’s the rest of them that take away from the original
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Main might've gassed.
Not sure how but he was flat on his back at the end doing nothing. I’m thinking Beardface takes over in the second and wins it and then Kos plays the frustrated coach that just can’t catch a break bit.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
in the words of John Madden
FOOTBALL!!!
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
If either of these dudes has KO power
Christ
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You see? People with accents are nerds round here boys.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
not a nerd! Yay!
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone has an accent. It is all relative.
Im sure you have an “American Accent” that Europeans would call ignorant sounding.
You gawt mi dawg?
Jackie Treehorn treats his objects like women, man.
by soulrebel5447 on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
They should have a KNOW YOUR FIGHTER spot every week.
Like talk about old Pride guys or old UFC guys that might not be that well known.
"One should always be cold minded and remember that a ridiculous incident may occur any time."
and...
watson wins via GSP coached Jackson Bland-jitsu
" Show him your jab Kenny! Serra! Serra! Where's the lip gloss Serra? Keep it up Kenny! Your hair looks marvelous in there! " - Unknown KenFlo corner man
That's nothing to do with GSP.
That’s Kyle Watson’s own particular brand of ‘Bland-Jitsu’. They even pointed out that he looked like that in previous fights.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
GSP 3-0
Excuse me while I munch on this crow real quick
by Krimson on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i see a doors death in the near future
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
3 down Kos
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
do we stay here for primetime?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
That dude is from New Zealand
he’s got the Flight of the Concord’s accent
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
"Sweep, submit, or get up"
I mean, seriously…are there even any viable options from the bottom besides those 3? What kind of terrible gameplan advice is that?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
some photoshop hair
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
They had to censor it for being too awesome
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
naw that's an old school pic,
notice the UFC tournament belt.
Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...
He’s referring to the fact that the image has obviously been badly Photoshopped out of its original background. The edges all around him give it away, but the hair is especially hilarious…looks like somebody didn’t know how to mask it cleanly, so they just masked roughly around where his hair was with a fat soft-edged brush and called it good.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz
by CasualMMAFan on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He was getting outstruck by one of them.
Made me lol.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The Pratt beard?
Until it gets some length, he looks exactly like the douche from the Hills.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
except this dude could rape you in a violent manner 'a la' Adabesi
Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Oct 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, what'd we learn from today's episode?
Only that this is awesome
by Krimson on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
indeed
"One should always be cold minded and remember that a ridiculous incident may occur any time."
Jean Charles Skarbowsky.
"...I don't want to save the World, I don't even want to save me. We're so boring that we don't event want to save ourselves...There's nothing left to say, we're so fucking boring. Let it die I say. Let there be a new beginning...It's awful. Goodnight"
by dancingChicken on Oct 7, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 for GSP...
Anybody seeing Kos turning this around later? So far, I think GSP’s been making all the right choices, not the least of which is his handling of Koscheck’s attempts to rile him up. But then, I think he’s had Kos’ number from since team selection when he manipulated Kos into letting him get his first pick.
Wow. Nobody caught Koscheck checking out Watson's ass?
He literally said, “Ohhh My God his butt is so big” in a creepy fucking voice.
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