War Machine's newest prison blog:

I was just reading the newspaper and came across an article about lions in South Africa. It said that a place there raises lions in captivity and "hunters" from the U.S. pay $40,000 to go on the propery and kill the animals. Anyone who wastes 40 G's to kill a defenseless lion, in a small fenced park, is a fucking scum bag. Cowards.. Prolly the same kind of guys that get drunk and start a fight and then call the cops when they lose, claiming they've been "assaulted." Anyone who condones hunting large game like lions or elephants can stop being my fan/friend now cuz I hate people like you.

Anyway, I had to get that off my chest, ugh. Let me tell you somethin' funny & gross. So all these dudes in jail have those thick, nasty toe nails, the yellow ones. It's fucking gross! But I guess when you spend most of your life in the pen you never really are clean, and that fungus goes rampid. Anyway, I'm terrified of getting that shit! Ever since I was 12 and got a case of athlete's foot, my dad told me to pee on my feet in the shower and I've never gotten it since! Well in here, I'm taking it to the next level, and every other day or so I pee in a bowl in my cell, and soak my toes in it! Haha! Sounds nasty but I DGAF! I'll kill myself if I had those nasty toe nails! UGH!

I had a new celly for a few days but he's gone now, he was a cool guy, but I HATE having a celly! I love it when I'm alone like right now. It's way easier to keep my cell clean and just so much better all around. Others love having a celly but I don't understand it. I've always valued my time alone. I play Scrabble by myself too. I pretend I'm playing other people.. Mac Danzig beat my ass at a game last week but I creamed @bensaundersUFC! It's funny, I'm playing vs. myself but sometimes the score is crazy lop-sided. I guess there's a lot of luck involved with the letters you draw. Anyway, more next week. Thanks again for all the mail and gift packs - I really appreciate it! Can't wait to get out and put on some great fights for you guys!

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