UFC 121 Results: Brock Lesnar Falls to New Champion Cain Velasquez
This was being billed by some as the greatest heavyweight fight ever in UFC history. The physical phenom in Brock Lesnar was betting his athleticism could overcome his relative inexperience. He was also betting it was too much for the challenger Cain Velasquez to handle - no matter the AKA product's gas tank, no matter his technical superiority.
And technical superiority it was. There wasn't even a mark on Velasquez's face.
While Lesnar was able to execute takedowns and even unload punishment of his own, this night belonged to Cain Velasquez. The idea that where Carwin fell off Cain could continue was true. Cain took his time to finish and that he did.
This is the first combat sports champion of Mexican origin in the heavyweight ranks.
The stoppage was fair. Lesnar turned his back, forcing the referee to stop the fight.
UPDATE [from Luke Thomas]: Here's how Brent Brookhouse called the fight:
Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez - Round 1 - Lesnar charges in and Cain is throwing hands and Lesnar with a knee. Right hand by Lesnar. Cain firing punches and Lesnar with a big takedown but Cain gets back to his feet. Elbows to the side of the head by Cain. Brock has him pushed against the cage. Brock dropping down for a double leg and he gets it but Cain stands right back up. Cain manages to get away. Jab by Cain and they're trading hard. Jab by Lesnar. Cain takes Brock down now and has is back. Lesnar stands back up. Lesnar misses a takedown and he's stumbing around. Cain hits him hard and Lesnar is hurt. Cain is on top in side control. Cain landing big punches nows. Cain with knee on belly and he's throwing punches. Lesnar is looking done here. He gets up and eats punches and goes back down. Velasquez landing punches and the fight is stopped! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO (punches), round 1. INCREDIBLE! Velasquez just owned that entire fight.
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I was pretty impressed with Cain the whole time picking his shots and having such good accuracy. He never gets over excited and screws up.
Brock on the other hand…well, I’ll just say he broke my heart.
The beard, it was pulling him down.
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by dancingChicken on Oct 24, 2010 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions
:)
Hate to say I told you so
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Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
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I said to all my buddies a smaller faster man would be the one to beat Brock. I was wavering back and fourth, but today I decided it would be Cain.
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by JaeeJaee on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Brock looked hilariously bad. He seriously thought underestimated Cain and thought he could just overpower him..He didn’t even set up his takedown he just charged like an idiot.
Grats to Cain.
I have never seen Brock set up a takedown
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Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Man that shit was upsetting how stupid Brock was acting out there
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Pillowfists huh?
So what will the haters come up w/ next
by ddub83 on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
He did not use power well early in his career. He is learning to use it now.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Same thing i said in a post the other day
Maybe now people will start to believe it
by ddub83 on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He uses his power right
Look at Kelly Pavlik. “Don’t try to hit home runs, just get a good swing on the ball”. It’s proper striking and doesn’t over commit and expose yourself.
by Anothermmafan on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
he's turning his hips
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by some schmuck in texas on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Its volume of punches. He does indeed have pillowfists, but what he also has is excellent handspeed for a HW, and can overwhelm a guy with superior punch volume. However, lets not get carried away, he hit Kongo with everything but the kitchen sink and Cheik looked like he had just been for a brisk jog after that fight. To say nothing of the fact that Cain couldnt last 10 seconds on his feet without getting rocked, somehwere JDS is watching that fight and laughing.
Um....
Yeah, its called progression, training and the like.
And you’ve just witnessed the future.
Brock fans were just duped by his size… Cain’s biggest advantages were his strategy as a thinker, not an emotional fighter… like one who rushes like a completely expected bull.
oh really
JDS is more scared than anything because cain will set up his takedowns and grind him out. i wanted cain to win but i thought brock would kill him. he got up from takedowns from brock not just once but twice. cain showed he is truly the monster to be feared. he won’t fight that way with JDS.
Cain took some shots
and it didn’t even phase him. I guess there goes the “Cain has a weak chin” argument… dominant performance.
It’s people discounting Ricco and Tito for not being ‘fully’ mexican or some such nonsense.
by Hardcase on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever . . .John Ruiz was the first Puerto Rican HW Boxing Champion
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Titlist
He wasn’t a champion, not really.
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by Drunken cutman on Oct 24, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy FUCKING Shit! Cain muscled Brock around..
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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Muscled around?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
ya muscled around
He got up from immediately from both takedowns and brought brock up with him both times.
He took brock down.
He stuffed the rest of his takedowns.
He didnt let Brock just lean on him the entire fight and he dominated him on the ground.
Your boy was out worked in every single aspect of fighting.
Yeah I think so?!?!
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by WeaponElDeem on Oct 24, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure as shit didnt show tonight
all this fucking talk about how fucking great and awesome Brocks wrestling was supposed to be compared to Cain fucking Velasquez….damn it feels good to be right about shit…Str8_right
Uhhhh, no one respectable said Brock's wrestling was LIGHT years ahead of Cain's, just that it was better
He took Cain down twice with ease, got over-aggressive and Cain got up.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Brock has better accolades won during a much easier time, from what I've heard.
So Cain’s lower accolades are equivalent to his if not actually better, given the competition he faced.
This is the first combat sports champion of Mexican origin.
John Ruiz was first.
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And really...
He was from Massachusetts. I don’t know if he spoke Spanish even.
by VirtualBalboa on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
You are not saying HW in that quote and there is a list of Mexican champions in boxing that is sort of long
LOL THE LEAD-IN FOR THE MADSEN-YVEL FIGHT
It’s not true!
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
:-)
Aztec Warrior > Viking….. BITCHES!
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by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So we need a Spanish contender now
by Broseidon on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bahahaha
It’s karma…way to douche up your entrance and push the cop escorting your ass to the octagon.
Cain’s performance was great!
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by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
yup
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by WeaponElDeem on Oct 24, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel like we didn't really learn that much right here though....
Brock is still solid. Short of pummeling someone on the ground, anything to do with striking is a weakness for Brock. Between taking strikes and trying to go hard in his own right, Brock can get tired fast.
The people who strongly dislike him have been too rough on him, while many of his fans may have failed to realize the holes in his game.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Brock has tons of potential
and was a legit heavyweight champion.
But… he seemed scared IMO because that couldn’t of been the game plan. Seemed like he got scurrrred and rushed. Brock needs some real sparring it would seem.
Definitely agree on the legitimacy.
It feels kind of strange talking about potential in someone who most saw as a really dominant champion a short while ago. He was getting by on what he had for a while there, and it was enough to throw him into discussions about the best in the world. In most cases, he could probably continue to get by on what he has. So insofar as potential might be strictly about wins and losses, that will always be there.
As far as potential for growth goes, I suppose it largely comes down to a matter of striking. Others have already made some pretty good posts about that so I won’t waste any space. It’s sufficient to say I agree with the notion that some strong defensive gains are paramount.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 24, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Learning to take a punch takes years.
Add in the fact that Brock spent his entire life practicing a sport where taking a punch properly is not a concern and it should enlighten you. Brock may very well never learn to take a punch properly. He’s a 33 y/o man of massive proportions. His body may not be forgiving enough to afford him the chance to learn in a reasonable enough time frame. He very well could, but odds are he wont.
This is something I have been trying to explain for a long while.
"I’m anti-stalling, not anti-wrestling." - lowellthehammer
Understand what you're saying
and the thing is that Cains from the same background as Brock in your analysis and he took fine to striking…so how much does that say about Brock?
That's my point
Cain has less than a year of experience on Brock. Brocks limitation is his striking. I have long said this. I doubt he will ever overcome it.
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I am so happy I could cry. Cain was fantastic, he is the anti-Carwin. Brock was quite non-dickish after the match, though. I really want to see him fight Nogueira.
that would be awesome!
Brock vs Nog
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
I just can not wait
for the awesome gifs that that Lesnar backpedaling, tripping over himself, discombobulated rear somersault will bring us. What a gift.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
someone posted on the other page

the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
by Orcus on Oct 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere out there, Heath Herring and his dead career are smiling.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
for real hehe
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Honestly though, Brock needs to get with some boxers, fuck the boxing, let’s do 6 months of Lateral Movement, head movement…movement period. That and smoke some weed, wayyyy too hyper in the cage, he’s at his best when he’s methodical.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't work IMO
he seems to fold when he gets hit hard
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Thus the lateral movement, head movement, and movement…so he doesn’t get hit hard, flush. Doesn’t mean he won’t get caught, but cutting down on those openings are his only option.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
true :p
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Doesn't matter.
He will eventually get caught and fold. Learning how to properly take a punch is a skill. Unless he puts himself in a training environment where he is eating punches from guys who far outclass him he’s always going to fold. I don’t think he’s up to it. I think he will improve, but I don’t think he will ever reach his potential.
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Man, Cain did such a great job of holding back and waiting for the right moment
He picks the exact right moment to re-engage the whirling lesnar.
Thank you Brock for providing me with all The LOLz
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by WeaponElDeem on Oct 24, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Does this hurt Snowdens chance
to run the new star paradigm mma ppv? Hmm, think that idea for a new business model kinda sucks now….
Mexico?
Seemed like the cheers were pretty loud when Rogan referenced the Mexican thing? That marketing angle will be huge for the UFC going forward, so it will be fun to watch.
Southern California has a huge latino base.
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by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Texas. Florida. oh wait the bar i was at in frickin’ baltimore tonite absolutely exploded when cain won
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by eastcoastatlas on Oct 24, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
i hear that
we was in the bailey’s in crystal city when brock was down. everyone stood up and when they called the match everyone cheered except my friend who was with me. he picked most of the fights wrong all night.
I was at my home in alexandria
with 2 puerto ricans (myself being one of them) and a chilean…. we went bonkers.
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nope. they both got polite clapping and moderate cheers during the entrances. either would have been loudly cheered for an impressive win. as hard as it is to believe, some neighborhoods in this country are actually populated by reasonable people of diverse backgrounds who don’t get caught up in racial bullshit and just appreciate greatness
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by eastcoastatlas on Oct 24, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WE KNEW LESNAR STRIKING WAS SHIT,BUT MAN, CAIN DEMOLISED HIM AND CAIN HAS CARDIO,HE'S NO CARWIN.
by Rampage01 on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sir
Did you break you caps lock?
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
IF YOU DON'T TALK IN ALL CAPS AND IN BOLD THAN PPL WON'T KNOW UR BEING SRS!
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by JD-KT on Oct 24, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm
So behind on my internet lessons.
AMIDOINGITRIGHTNOW!
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
oh man
that’s bad
rec
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasnt a Cain fan going into the fight
but Cain WHOOPED THAT ASS.
I know it’s never going to be brock’s plan to be on his back, but he really needs to spend a lot of time working there. Whenever he’s on his back he ends up in these terrible positions that I’ve never seen anyone else in. He just freaks and tries to get up instead of getting guard and getting up correctly.
That was unexpected.
Woke me out of my Jake Shields induced coma though.
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Brock was exposed against Carwin
Wasn’t expecting Brock to fade so fast.
by Johnnynumber5 on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rubber match!
Brock Mir!
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by Adamantium007 on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So because Brock loses we have to murder Frank Mir?
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to think of it
as a sacrifice…
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by BigDNotDallas on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Houston Alexander is for real"
“Welcome to the Machida era”
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

he was from new mexico right??
"Listen, you're not better than me. When I get done whoopin your ass i'm gonna go drink a Corona and eat a burrito, just for your Hispanic heritage alright. How bout that?"
by kanodogg on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The UFC Heavyweight belt
is definitely missing a giant badass eagle, sort it out Dana!
by BiscoBisco on Oct 24, 2010 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Props to Velasquez.
Hoping Brock can come back even stronger.
WILDCARD BITCHES!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!!
Not a chance. Lesner doesn’t like to get hit. See him turning his whole head away when he gets hit? What ither MMA guy does that? Heck, what MMA woman does that? He’s not a fighter. Glad this dumbassed experiment is coming to a close.
by clandesdun on Oct 24, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec for truth.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Do Brock vs. Kongo
Toughest fight for Brock because he might have to deal with several illegal shots.
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Cain's heritage
Is Cain Mexican? I though he was born in California. People keep saying he’s the first Mexican champion. Isn’t he the first Mexican-American champion?
I would hope we all know the emphasis placed on heritage in combat sports...
I completely understand that 50% of you are just picking at whatever you can and the other 50% just want to hassle the brown folks.really don’t understand why everyone seems so taken aback by such things.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
P.S. Your original statement is entirely accurate
And I certainly believe that, at worst, you fall into the category of people just getting a little too picky. But yes. Yes he is.
by Brent Ducharme on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Cain flys that flag himself
He’s very commited to La Raza, his people, the nation of mexicans, regardless of which country they’re actually in. Brown Pride, etc.
by judonerd on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think you'll find that
First, it was Olmec.
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by Drunken cutman on Oct 25, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions
he isnt even the 1st mexican-american champion
the ufc lied to u son, brush up on ur stuff. ricco rodriguez was..
And Mexican
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Brock should of stayed out of Cain’s strawberry patch.
by Nick Thomas on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
Cant wait to see that pic
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by Nashvillain on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Green this.
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Done
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by thetakeover on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
can not rec this enough
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker" - Jules Winnfield
"A good word that I got from the Mike Tyson Documentary... I'm going to absolutley decimate this motherf**ker, I haven't been in the dictionary to see what it actually means but I'm guessing it's going to be something in the way of just killing a motherf**ker." -Paul Daley (on the definition of Decimate)
by WeaponElDeem on Oct 24, 2010 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Well done cain.
Now to see him beat dos santos. THAT should be interesting.
And now smaller, technical fighters are the champions again…bring in fedor! haha
Cain/JDS is something I really want to see
Can Cain dominated JDS on the ground and can JDS catch Cain standing up?
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Lesnar-Kongo?
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by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Fuck that.
Kongo needs to win some. I bet they will set him up with frank mir.
Carwin-Nelson
Lesnar-mir
VELASQUEZ-JDS!!
It would’ve been cool to see one guy beat them all. We need fedor and overeem in there. Picture that!
by rockyman500 on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Again hate to say it
told
you
so
Velasquez!!!
by crewshal on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Orale! =)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes my peeps we did!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Taking a punch
You cant teach good boxing technique to someone that age, but more importantly you can’t teach them to take a punch and not panic. That takes time and I think Lesnar is too rich and successful to suffer through it.
Brock just totally quit and shut down. After he got beat up and then managed to stand, he cowered next to the cage with his hands down. Cain then dropped him and beat the hell out of him.
Brock still has that “awkward, new to mixed martial arts” striking. I don’t know I’d it’ll ever leave.
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by ChiCubs23 on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
GSP is undisputed #1 fighter in the world now, right?
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Why does no one ever mention Shogun? When was the last time he had a real loss when healthy?
by 775assassin on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Machida.
Can blame poor judging but the fight could have went either way. Plus the Forrest fight is still a lose, can say injured this and injured that but he clearly thought he was healthy enough to fight.
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i love shogun as a fighter
he is a muy thai wrecking machine they only problem he is breaking his own body with the destruction of others. when he fights rashard most likely he will lose because his cardio will be bad. he is still one of the best fighters i have ever seen. good on the ground a creative striker with crazy striking power. he chased overeem out of lhw right?
Yeah he can't take a punch from two of the most powerful men in the division.
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Some can take ‘em and some can’t. Brock can’t.
by god-damn long hair on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
No one can take a Carwin punch.
Brock’s problem is his upper body is just too damn big. His game is to dominate you on the ground.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s true. Dudes got a really odd build.
by god-damn long hair on Oct 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
he can’t change how he reacts to getting punched in the face, but his boxing is some HORRIBLE shit to watch. I cringed looking at it. He definitely needs to spend a lot more time improving that area.
well honestly if he was given time to develop he could’ve been much better.. too much too soon.. iMO you can’t deny that he provided some interest to the HW divison that wasn’t there had he not arrived.
"Listen, you're not better than me. When I get done whoopin your ass i'm gonna go drink a Corona and eat a burrito, just for your Hispanic heritage alright. How bout that?"
He actually looked a little better in the first minute or two. More accurate at least, but Cain shook it off and waded right in on him.
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by Kwisatz Haderach on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Velasquez/Carwin
I think Carwin/Velsaquez is a good match up. Providing Carwin can build up his cardio. It will probably happen after Carwin walks through the chubby one in Jan. Cain won’t want to get into a fist fight with Carwin and Carwin won’t want to go 5 rounds with Cain.
You know, it’s not even that I picked Lesnar to win, it’s that 2/3 of my wife’s favorite fighter’s have lost horribly and her interest is now down to an all time low. Her last is GSP, which is great because he’s a safe bet…but BJ and Brock having lost now really kills it.
That, and Brock Lesnar does big PPV numbers, me likey that. Really though, Brock didn’t look horrible, but he A) Got too excited, same mistake from the 1st Mir fight and B) Still hasn’t got used to being hit by men his size at full capacity, taking a punch is an art form.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Minotauro already helps run of the best camps in MMA. Brock should get out of Death Clutch and spend some time in Black House.
by memitim on Oct 24, 2010 1:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Brock needs to watch Anderson Silva, dudes button is really small and always moving, punches seem to slide off that guy.
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Goddamn! I’m amazed. I thought Cain would have to stick and move the first two rounds to have a chance. When Brock was landing early, I thought Cain was absolutely screwed. Amazing performance. I’m stunned that he handled Brock so convincingly in the wrestling department. Got up from Brock’s takedown like it was NOTHING. Congrats to everyone who believed. I have to say I did not!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Oct 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
I knew he was in it
from his talking about not fighting emotional as well as many, many pros saying he’s a beast.
He’s also progressed in every single fight… people keep talking Kango fight, but he actually looks better in every fight.
I thought he had a decent chance, but things were going exactly as I expected, with Brock getting the takedown and wearing Cain down on his back the whole first round. Except that Cain just stood right up with no trouble…and I was like OH SHIT!!! BROCK IS IN TROUBLE. I wasn’t rooting for either guy, but I was way wrong about Cain. I thought Brock would be fresh for the first two rounds and Cain would be struggling to survive underneath Brock for much of that time.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Oct 24, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He just watched his biggest PPV draw lose.
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
dana wont lose money
dana white and the ufc partners are in a win win situation. brock brings shit load of viewers and still will when he fights next, and now dana gets all the sold on cain mexican fans. win win
Terrible fucking gameplan by Lesnar
You had him on the ground…slow the fuck down.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
AHahaha, that's a Black ass whipping right there
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 24, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ubereem needs to fight higher quality opposition but I truly believe he would wreck both Lesnar and Velasquez.
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We really don't know how good Overeem's TDD is
But he destroys any current UFC HW on the fight, and rather easily at that…
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by BigDNotDallas on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
***on the feet*** not on the fight...
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As for being well rounded... "The fox devises many strategies, the hedgehog only one, but he uses it very effectively." -Archilochus
by BigDNotDallas on Oct 24, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
well i dunno there is this guy that some think is a n00b at mma.. his name is fedor.. i think he would do pretty good against any of these guys.. .but who knows… he’s a beginner and all…
"Listen, you're not better than me. When I get done whoopin your ass i'm gonna go drink a Corona and eat a burrito, just for your Hispanic heritage alright. How bout that?"
Right
In terms of epic match-up based fights, give me Cain vs. Fedor and Overeem vs. JDS
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by BigDNotDallas on Oct 24, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
lol no
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
....And there goes the superheavyweight myth.
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by andrew861 on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I’m beginning to wonder now if Brock will stick around. I was rooting for him, but its obvious he hasn’t improved much in his UFC run and I can’t hope but feel may realize now that he’s probably not getting back to that belt anytime soon. I have to wonder if he will lose interest in the mma experiment.
great performance by cain
but he ISNT the 1st mexican champ. ufc needs to stop lying
HW champ. And Ricco is puerto rican.
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by eastcoastatlas on Oct 24, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
ricco is as mexican as obama is black. can’t have it both ways.
"Listen, you're not better than me. When I get done whoopin your ass i'm gonna go drink a Corona and eat a burrito, just for your Hispanic heritage alright. How bout that?"
Uh, Ricco’s half Mexican. Denying that is…something bad. I couldn’t come up with a colorful word.
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I don't get the Mexican thing
He was born in California. If he is Mexican I’m Italian.
Root for the home team jack ass
Fedor.
Penn.
Lesnar.
Almost Silva.
Koscheck’s gotta be loving this.
by Shaun32887 on Oct 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think he does
Don’t crush my dreams
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
How could you actually want Koscheck to win?
He’s the epitome of an ass.
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by Drunken cutman on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Neither did
Werdum or Edgar…
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by BigDNotDallas on Oct 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Lesnar hates getting hit, saw this happening.
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Looks like Lesnar won't be getting a Corona or Burrito anymore :(
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He's at Tbell
Right now crying
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
BROCKLOSENAR!
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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Yes, while M-1 has him permanently bent over and his HW champion chases dreams in another sport. He doesn’t have damn thing to smile about.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Uhhhhhh yeah because Overeem is really active in Strikeforce
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That couldn’t have been Brock’s game plan coming into the fight. I think Lesnar got too amped and thought he could run right through Cain.
This
He threw a fucking half flying knee
honestly haha
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Big men don’t need to try to fly at all, this is in the large man handbook, Lesnar seems to have misplaced his.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank god thats over...
Exposed again. Cain isn’t going to lose in a long time.
5 months
to be exact
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
We'll see
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
He out boxes Cain standing up
He clips him on the take downs. I’m curious to how his BJJ would work in MMA. I think he beats him 8 times out of 10
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
The fact cain wont have to worry about takedowns means he will unload on JDS, then drop him on his head. I really dont see Cain losing to anyone any time soon.
We can agree to disagree then
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I have yet to pick a winner..
I can’t remember when I picked a winner in a big fight..people call me up to see who I’m picking so they can bet on the other guy..sad…anyway what impressed me most was Cain’s composure, he never seemed to lose sight of his battle plan. Good job Cain! And thanks for keeping my losing record intact!
Selling Physique is OVER!
…at heavy weight, anyhow. Whether it’s Cain, or Roy Nelson, the fighter’s physique doesn’t determine the outcome. Maybe the marketability, but not the fighter’s ability. Long live the fighters who can fight.
Disagree. Ubereem would smash them all. Woohooo ;)
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Point taken, but...
…what are the chances that Overeem fights in the UFC in the next year? Zilch.
Unfortunately, you are correct sir :(
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Or he would gas out like most of these 265 muscle heads.
by memitim on Oct 24, 2010 1:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I wish selling physique was over,
but I can’t really imagine every casual, muscle-fetish Brock fan who tuned in to see Lesnar hulk-smash “some Mexican dude” into oblivion being immediately won over by Cain’s superior technique/gameplan. Which is unfortunate for MMA really.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
I really, really want to make a knife fight joke, but I’ll let someone else take that chance.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
This is too much for jokes
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
What if...
… the ref let Cain keep pounding for the rest of the round. What would have happened in the 3rd?
this is not a snuff film
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Brock wouldn’t have made it to his stool after round one.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Oct 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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by dancingChicken on Oct 24, 2010 6:32 AM EDT up reply actions
“There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.” …
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by dancingChicken on Oct 24, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Wtf?
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by dancingChicken on Oct 24, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions
He beat a massive hole in his face. Insane.
He looked worse before he was cleaned up, it looked as if his face had caved in.
Haha
Fedor would toy the supposed baddest man on the planet and Overeem would kill him.
BRING THE REEM TO THE UFC!

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I hate the fucking fact that his name gets said wrong all the fucking time
as someone who has the same last name its fucking annoying for it to be said wrong. You dont say queso, qwezso…keh-so
Do you reckon...
Brock is drinking a Corona right now?
by VoodooSteve on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Lesnar vs. Kongo
Book it
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by Rod Mapada on Oct 24, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The REEM
Alistair verse Cain is a great fight. (If Cain can get through Carwin. I would hope Carwin has learned his lesson about Cardio) Make it happen Dana!
Fedor
I think Fedor would be a good match too against Cain. Both the same size and Fedor has the advantage on the feet.
In your dreams
:)
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Cain would wrestle Overeem to death
as much as I like the idea of a ripped, elite, knockout artist being the best heavyweight in the world shit doesn’t work like that.
Cain would get the TKO
:)
Ubereem has better takedown defense than Kongo...
…and if memory serves me right, Kongo rocked Velasquez while BACKPEDALING on three different occasions. Ubereem may actually kill Velasquez.
Ubereem by KO.
:)
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Not if Ubereem knocks him out on the way in.
Ubereem by uberknee.
:)
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No, I'm simply providing an answer to your reply.
Ubereem has the advantage and will win the fight by KO.
You mad son?
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no?
who has Overeem beat?
I just find Overeem nuthugging extremly annoying, it’s completly baseless.
I guess there always has to be a “Fedor”
:)
It doesn’t matter who he has beat. Before the Lesnar fight, Velasquez beat an old Nog and looked pretty bad against Kongo. In that sense, most of these discussions are based off fan speculation.
It is simply my opinion that Ubereem, with his overall MMA experience, K-1 level striking, and new found size will ensure that he will beat Velasquez handily.
There. Let’s agree to disagree.
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Nice to see that an actual Mixed Martial Artist is the new heavyweight champ
It was so satisfying.
Go AKA!
agreed
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Octobereem > Brocktober
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Juniorary>Octobereem>Brocktober
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by Rod Mapada on Oct 24, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was wrong
Cain punched with decent power and great precision and what we seen from Brock against Carwin was real, he is scared of fists.
Root for the home team jack ass
im not making any excuses for Brock congrats to Cain he did great tonight…
but do you think Brock shoul put his weight back on he couldnt hold Cain down tonight
like i said im not making any excuses Cain did extremley well tonight
brock could hold cain down
he was just in a hurry. when u hurry like that u dont think. when he got cain down , cain immidiatly scrambled and usaly a slow strong base brock would scramble with him but he just set there
no
half of his draw was seeing him lose
now thats happened, Cain just gained an ASTRONOMICAL amount of fans with this fight
:)
by KingAtRock on Oct 24, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i just think brock thought cain couldn't handle him
brock’s greatest power is his wrestling. why is he trying to get into striking exchanges with cain? brock thought he is way stronger than cain. he had the reach no way is cain going hurt him. cain showed he could get up from brock’s takedowns. that he could take brock down himself that was crazy. i didn’t think cain could take him down. cain took brock’s heart all the tools brock uses to win could not work against cain.
I think the simple fact is that brock isnt a good fighter, hes just big....
One dimensional fighters always get found out in time…
Brock’s a good fighter. Hong Man Choi is “just big.”
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by Richard Wade on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Uereem is the new biggest draw
After he’s done with Fedor and Werdum Dana should do everything to get him to the UFC
bahahahaah
no.
walk up to ten people in the street, no one would be able to tell you who overeem is let alone pay to watch him
:)
I’m one of Brock’s biggest fans, and this comparison will sound weird…but how he reacts to shots is eerily similar to Vinny Magalhaes. He just does everything wrong when he gets touched up. It’s shocking.
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Brock needs to be sat down
and have all his training partners line up and punch him in the face repeatedly.
Honestly though when he gets hit he looks like he has seen a ghost. I don’t know if you can overcome that.
Root for the home team jack ass
And even if you can,
He’s 33 and the Carwin fight was his first real experience where someone’s really thrown hands at him. It’s gonna be an uphill battle to learn how to both take a punch and improve your striking at his age and with his orientation towards grappling. Still, interesting to see where he goes from here.
My joy
at Brock cringing and retreating at getting tagged in the kisser is sweet, thinking back at the shit he was yelling in Mir’s face as he was laying the fists to him.
Bully syndrome writ large.
He gets to do that again soon
Mir/Lesnar 3
can’t wait
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by We All Hate Caleb on Oct 24, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh, Ricco is peurto rican AND mexican. Cain is AMERICAN. Either neither one qualifies or they both do and Ricco was first
by disinferno06 on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Lemmie just say
I knew this was gonna happen and in this way. I just thought itd b later in the middle of the third. Holy fuck Cain is a bad motherfucker. Honestly fucking Fedor 2.0. Dude has it everywhere a MMA fighter needs it plain and simple. Tell me now what heavyweight he caint beat.
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by Come on now on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck are you talking about?
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by Drunken cutman on Oct 25, 2010 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. My jaw hit the floor when Cain just popped up after a Brock takedown. It was like he didn’t care that he was in the cage with a certified monster.
This just goes to show – once again – that every unstoppable monster will get stopped eventually. Fedor ran into Werdum, GSP ran into Serra, Penn ran into Edgar, Machida ran into Shogun… Aldo and Silva are just waiting for the inevitable.
Heck, if I follow through on my own argument, we might see Daniel Ghita win the K-1 GP!
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