Tito Ortiz Apologizes to the Undeaf Community
by ufc4 on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM EDT
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Coming on the heels of his apology via Twitter to the hearing impaired Tito Ortiz has gone a step further and apologized to the rest of the world who are able to hear him speak. Speaking exclusively to Fathead.com Tito issued this teary-eyed statement:
It has came to my attention that over the last several periods of time my usage of the American language has been less than ideal. Well, all I can say is from the depths of my heart. And I'm sorry. My intentions were to never harm anybody. Well, you know buddy, when I was saying those things about "Hammer" The Hamill, Matt, I in honesty never thought he would hear those things. I mean, what you don't hear can't hurt you, right? Well, apparently word got to him about and my statements and I feel very ungood about it. So I'm here today, really, just for my fans. Yesterday I just found out I have a ruptured voice box but I'm still here giving this interview. So once again, well, my sincerest and apologies to everyone. Thanks buddy.
Tito Ortiz will take on Matt Hamill this Saturday night at UFC 121 in Anaheim, California. Hopefully for his sake he has better luck in the cage than he does behind a microphone.
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Thank you for sparing me doing it
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 19, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
Funny thing is I'm not inspired
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 19, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done sir!
This tickled me in a way that usually I have to pay a vagrant to do behind that abandoned Red Lobster.
West coast sucks a dick. 2Pac had nothing on Big and Easy E and Magic Johnson got HIV cause West Coast broads are dirty as hell. I wish I was from New Jersey because the shitty bagels and pizza I have out here are making my butthole bleed.
I laughed.
Well done.
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Tito parodies are usually awful
But I have to say, this one was great.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
I wasn't sure if it was fake or not
“ruptured voicebox” – that just seems so Tito. :)
well done, sir
Here comes the excuses...
Damn Tito do the fight first before you start giving excuses about if you lose!
Excellent
"One thing I will never do is I will never say never." -Dana White
So it begins
The ruptured voice box….whatdya guys think will be next?
by Bloodsport on Oct 20, 2010 12:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Oh what a wonderful world that would be.
by ufc4 on Oct 20, 2010 8:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No, but
Tito with permanent public laryngitis would do it though…
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by The American Ronin on Oct 20, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I read this as pubic laryngitis. I was all WHAT THE FUCK IT’S SUPPOSED TO TALK????
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by inadvertentgroinstrike on Oct 20, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely hilarious, 100% right on the money.
I am both incredibly pleased that I had the pleasure of reading it, and incredibly peeved that I didn’t write it myself. Brilliant!
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Tito satire
without taking a poke at Jenna? Well done!
(yes that is a blatant set up, please proceed!)
Well after all the shit Jenna has been through, it would be hard to tell if you would hit or miss.
Guillotine.
More like “after all the shit that’s been through Jenna”
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by Derek Suboticki on Oct 20, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the best satire piece… of the night.
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by Derek Suboticki on Oct 20, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
Subrek Deoticki ladies and gentlemen, thanks buddy.
by ufc4 on Oct 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Let me tell you how you feelin’ right now
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by Derek Suboticki on Oct 21, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
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