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Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson Rear Ended

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TMZ with the news:

TMZ has learned Rampage was in Orange County, California driving his black Audi R8 -- valued at more than $100k -- when he was struck from behind by a woman driving a very not expensive black car.

Good news first.  He wasn't running from the cops in some sort of fasting/energy drink induced stupor.  Also, not being injured is a very, very good thing given the impending showdown with Rashad Evans.

On the downside, that's another wrecked really damn expensive car owned by Jackson.

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how ironic lol

Pain is Temporary
Pride is Forever

by Orcus on Jan 21, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

ha!

Pain is Temporary
Pride is Forever

by Orcus on Jan 21, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

^WINNER^

"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson

by poundnground on Jan 21, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jan 21, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m too late :(

Keep firing Assholes!

Mind numbing, tedious and ultimately self defeating.

by Ubernoober on Jan 21, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ve been hogging all the 1 liners lately.

I dislike Matt Hughes. Shogun beat him like a dirty horse.

by MonkeyCHops on Jan 21, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

fight postponed till 2013

just 'cause you pour syrup on shit, don't make it pancakes

by imnotjohnlong on Jan 21, 2010 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

oooooo

Nice one

Keep firing Assholes!

Mind numbing, tedious and ultimately self defeating.

by Ubernoober on Jan 21, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Dana White reporting?

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jan 21, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hannibal more like it.

Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.

by jemaleddin on Jan 21, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you're a demon.

Devils have, like, scruples. You’re all about wanton chaos and despair.

Get it right! ;)

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Jan 21, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

my bad

Pain is Temporary
Pride is Forever

by Orcus on Jan 22, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Shoulda known I’d invoke some bad shit. Stupid goats!

by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 22, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

they were tasty :p

Pain is Temporary
Pride is Forever

by Orcus on Jan 22, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I would be devastated.

I have a black 2006 V6 Accord Coupe and I almost cried when someone dinged my door outside of the safeway. I would probably go on a rampage, pun intended, if I had that Audi.

by MauiPimpin on Jan 21, 2010 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Is he still sporting the Mohawk?

My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.

-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)

by loboplata on Jan 21, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

sure looks like it.

sucks to see how bad the rear end of that Audi looks. those are really sweet rides

by BradCr on Jan 21, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what you call method acting.

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jan 21, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

*sigh* I was being sarcastic

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Jan 21, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Typed sarcasm doesn’t work today, for some reason.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Hes proabaly sporting the mohawk to promote the movie im sure. I wonder if he finally got pd to do the movie? I remeber Dana saying they werent even paying him.

by #1 piggy on Jan 21, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon, man...

Quinton’s all about the cheese – do you really think he’d sign on for this film without getting a decent paycheck from it?

by VikingPhotography on Jan 23, 2010 5:02 AM EST up reply actions  

He should just keep that thing. I want him to fight Rashad with it.

The man know simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Jan 21, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he'll come out in a *gold* chain

To the A-Team theme, of course.

I finish beers at 1:55.

by ihateemo on Jan 21, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

An enraged Jackson sprinted towards the car immediately after being rear ended with ill intent before coming to his senses. Man, I thought it was Schoonover running into me then I just realized it was a chick with titties.

"You don't come to have your fingernails or your toenails painted. Goddamn, you come to fight, not to be a fairy."
Don Frye

by keyboardwarrior on Jan 21, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

I pity tha fool who wrecks my R8!!!

by BradCr on Jan 21, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

In Soviet Russia

cars hit Rampage!

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jan 21, 2010 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

I do comedy under the name Stretch Armstong

at the Chuckle Hut on Thursdays.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jan 21, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And what’s the deal with airline food?

by ufc4 on Jan 21, 2010 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And these lines at the DMV?

But white guys be all like this, and black guys are all like this, am I right?!

NOTE: Black guys are italicized, apparently.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Jan 21, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem

It’s amirite.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if she rear-ended him, reversed, rear-ended, reversed, rear-ended…….you know, like he might do to her on the sidewalk.

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Jan 21, 2010 5:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

....or in a web interview

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

He's insured right?

And rich?

I finish beers at 1:55.

by ihateemo on Jan 21, 2010 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Rich? Yes. Insured? Maybe.

by ufc4 on Jan 21, 2010 6:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhh, because he’s got a mohawk??

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Let’s just say he doesn’t seem like the most responsible guy on the face of the earth.

by ufc4 on Jan 22, 2010 9:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He shouldn't need insurance.

He was rear-ended. The accident is demonstrably not his fault – the other car’s liability insurance should cover him.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jan 22, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing rich people get their toys broken makes me feel happy.

Keep firing Assholes!

Mind numbing, tedious and ultimately self defeating.

by Ubernoober on Jan 21, 2010 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

I made this green.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Easy with the Hatorade, folks. This is a giant non-story, since, ya know, nothing happened.

by samuraisul on Jan 21, 2010 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

HEY OH!

I finish beers at 1:55.

by ihateemo on Jan 21, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh, that is comedy gold right there.

by zakkree on Jan 21, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still rooting for Nagy.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope he didnt get wiplash. in the accident. I wonder of it was Rahsads mom drinving the car. I know Rashad says his mom likes Rampage.But maybe that was just said so that they dont think this was prematated.

by #1 piggy on Jan 21, 2010 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

I prematated some mashed potatoes earlier.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

That poor, poor car. I love me the R8 :(

by CstBoog on Jan 21, 2010 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck yeah

I would rear end that car, too.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She would have been shitting herself as he got out of the car.

by brad23 on Jan 21, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Not if she has insurance.

"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy

by Benicio on Jan 21, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

What you don’t know is Kongo was driving right along side him in the monster truck.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

i pitty the fool who ram my r8

by Riley_96 on Jan 21, 2010 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

The rain is causing accidents left right and center out here.

by Polyh3dron on Jan 21, 2010 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

How did Rampage “wreck” this car?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Jan 21, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

“On the downside, that’s another really damn expensive car wrecked by Jackson.”

I know you’re just trying to be funny, Brent, but you don’t wreck a car by being rear-ended. The lady in the other car wrecked it.

Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.

by jemaleddin on Jan 21, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

He had so much Red Bull, he slammed on his brakes.

Blackout612- "Wuts teh UFC?"
Ubernoober- "It like two guy who just stand and swing for fence and try to knock each other shit out it awesome"

by Blackout612 on Jan 22, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

And he had too much red bull for her to maintain a safe following distance?

:-)

Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.

by jemaleddin on Jan 22, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

There...

the last line was changed. I forgot how fucking annoying everyone can be about turning minor jokes into talking points like there is some deeper meaning to them.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 22, 2010 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

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