GSP's Advice on Dating Arianny Celeste: Show Her Who's The Boss.
by pud333 on Jan 18, 2010 2:47 PM EST
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PrintYou have to be the man... you have to be very, like, alpha male with her. You know? Decide what you do and everything. So, show her who's the boss, you know?
Georges St. Pierre is not only a champion in the cage, but he's a champ with the women, and he shows why by detailing how to treat UFC ring girl, Arianny Celeste. Clearly, GSP is onto something. Can anyone stop this man?
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Id get on my knee's if she asked me to
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
Yeah this is pick up hot girls 101. If she’s hot and she’s high in yin, then be a man. Most girls go crazy for it, and most guys don’t realize it. Even though women are in the work force etc, they still have a desire, deep down, to be a princess.
When I see guys complain that “nice guys always finish last” and that “girls never pick the nice guys” I always think, “wrong. Pussies finish last and pussies never get chosen and that’s why you’re not getting any. Women already have one of those, they don’t need another.”
But it’s not about machismo, or bravado or whatever. Those things are signs of weakness and only attract lame needy weak women who are disillusioned. It’s about being confidant, focused, having direction and passion and conviction. Being honest and light-hearted etc.
Women were such a damned mystery to me until I learned this, I can’t believe it’s so easy. Seriously, it doesn’t even matter what you look like, though I think it helps.
Really???
Gotta love the chapstick: NEVER LET YOUR LIPS GO NAKED.
America’s Legendary Lip Balm
I’m not impressed by your performance
It already is a youtube video.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
it would also help to be a ufc champion with a french accent and a body like that ee ee ee ee ee ee ee..
I am going to start talking with a fake french accent now.
"If your going to come on then come on!" - Harold Howard
How to talk with a fake Frenchie accent:
If there is an “H”, don’t pronounce it.
If there isn’t an “H”, add one.
Keep firing Assholes!
Mind numbing, tedious and ultimately self defeating.
no kidding
I keep screwing the H’s even if I know the rules. It’s one thing to not say the H, but to add one is frustating when you realize the wasted effort.
Don’t try and mimic GSP, he’s got a pretty weird accent.
Here’s how to get it right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPenHx5o4p4
Keep firing Assholes!
Mind numbing, tedious and ultimately self defeating.
I can’t improve my english (american =p) accent no matter what, People in my english classes used to look me funny, some with pity, others with anger like I was trying to be lame on purpose. Nope, that’s my accent, it sucks, got to live with it.
You know what accent i is easy to pick up? Japanese. Only syllabus. EASY.
R are like in Spanish, i are like in French…more ore less, and you can read it properly:
“Oi Neesan! kuchibiru ga dai suki, omaewa totemo kirei…neesan… rabu oteru ni ikôka?”
, with this you ot a nice compliment about one the lady’s features a pickup line and an invitation to a love hotel, just enough to make it happen.
"You hit too hard, too hard, too hard..."
I'm sad...
that I didn’t see this post sooner. The video is just awesome. GSP is seriously funny giving advice on women.
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