I'm headed to my first ever UFC fight. Just wondering about the weigh-ins? Is that something I need to buy tickets to? If so, how? Thanks all.
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Protocol for greeting Lyoto Machida:
1 Stand exactly 2 meters in front of The Dragon
2 Bow 90 degrees at the waist
3 Without making eye contact say “I am humbled to be in your presence, great master”
4 If he does not immediatley kill you you are permitted to stand up straight.
5 Firmly shake is hand once
6 Present a sacrifice of urine
7 Bow 90 degrees at the waist
8 Shuffle backwards away from his imperial presence
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