How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of September
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 AM EDT
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Promoted from the FanPosts by Kid Nate.
A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
TASTE
"Just found a roach inside the paper bag with the croissant I just bought from the airport starbucks. WTF" -Esther Lin, Mmmmm.. extra crispy.
"Damn, everytime i see Anakin Skywalker and The Emporer kill Mace Windu i hope to myself that maybe this time Anakin won't do it... Alas, his disappoints me everytime. Maybe i'll stop watching... Oh, and then this part....Order 66. How tragic... Shit, then Anakin kills young-lings, the horror!!! Make it stop..." -Jason High, on his taste in movies
"I'm wearing a fanny pack and I'm listening to the fray, for gods sake please don't follow my lead... Don't be hatin on the fray, bitches http://yfrog.com/5zp4sj" -Joe Rogan, on his taste in music and fashion..
"my life is a soap opera..... got Tommy John underwear sent to me from heaven I think..." -Nate Quarry, on his taste in Undies.
QUOTABLE QUOTES
"And to those that say all my opponents were cans...i know yall didnt expect me to beat wiuff, kawamura, or fabio silva so easy... ima leave the hatin to yall but yall leave the fightin to me! Rankings and records dont mean nuthin! Styles do!" -King Mo, beat Mark Kerr, but got heavy criticism for fighting 'cans'..
"Was on Sherdog radio today, pretty annoying questions.... I was not annoyed with TJ just tired of the same questions about things I can't prove until a promoter puts some1 in that can handle my power. It is not my fault people can't make it out of the 1st round. Lord knows I am not training for 2 minute fights." -Shane Carwin.
"Thanx to all those that supported me! Haters and all those that boo me, yall gon keep booin me for a while!" -King Mo, wait wait... are you saying you're not getting a step up in competition anytime soon?
"Quote for the day." With great saticafic comes great reward." -Tito Ortiz, being very insightful and inspirational..
"Chris Leben: "Randy Couture is more like a father figure to me"" -MMA Weekly, are you calling Capt. America old?
" ...Lol my bad... With great sacrifice comes great reward!" -Tito Ortiz, oh hey! there you go. good job.
FIGHT WEEKEND
"I'm not doing blogs anymore we are doing a featured fighter on fight weeks. Randy couture blog this week check youtube" -Dana White
"The Natural" says he's at 222lbs. http://twitpic.com/fdcxf ... Big Nog says he's at 233 or 234lbs. http://twitpic.com/fd7ee" -MMA Weekly
"I arrived in Portland yesterday." -Nate Marquardt
"@markkmunoz is not joking around, Ufc 102 in Portland. We are the closest in size we have ever been. Ripped!!!! http://twitpic.com/fjfl1" -Urijah Faber
"@urijahfaber @markkmunoz got damn son! Handle ya bidness." -Jason High, replying to Urijah..
"http://twitpic.com/eljoc - Thank you to everyone that helped me train!" -Keith Jardine
"Feeling great! Just heard that they will be airing all preliminary fights on SPIKE tonight! Can someone DVR it for me please!!! Thx!! ...Thx everyone for all your support! Feel great after my fight. Just got a little bump under my eye. Much love to all family, friends, & fans!" -Mark Munoz
"Leben flopping like a fish." -Mike Fagan
"This is what happens when legends collide." -Shane Carwin, on Randy vs Noguiera's epic main event battle.
"God Goldberg is a dumbass. What the hell is a "M'arse"?" -Jason High, Mike Fagan may have just gotten a new friend.
"Glad I'm not the only dude that heard this. Have accepted that no one says D'arce properly but no one believed me he came with an M" -Jordan Breen, anddd another.
"Proud of my man Aaron Simpsons devastation of Ed Herman @ UFC 102" -Ryan Bader
"LOVED Portland, but gotta go!!" -Logan Stanton
"Sweet. Just saw my fight on ESPN top plays. KO 21 seconds R1." -Nate Marquardt
"Up this mornin w/ sore knee&elbow, swollen ankle&eye, &aching 4th&5th right knuckles! Like I got into a fight or something! Thx & much luv!" -Mark Munoz
TWAINING
"Ohh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys Vitor kick the crap out of me yesterday. I can't wait for thursday to try and get it back." -Frank Trigg
"BJJ session was good, time for a snooze and then conditioning tonight... Conditioning was tough tonight...my lungs hurt." -Denis Kang
"Koscheck is sparring with shields right now. Swick just finished. Our guys are looking incredible! http://twitpic.com/fd1dz" -Dave Camarillo
"Great training sessions today. Trained with Nate, Kos and Shields. I feel great and am ready to go! 2 more weeks before I leave for Texas!!" -Mike Swick
"Can't wait to go to war again! "If you fear dying then your already dead" -One Day as a Lion" -Carlos Condit
"back from Vegas with the wife. time to get serious with the training again" -Pat Miletich, training for a comeback?
"Question: Will Renzo Gracie fight again? Answer: Yes Question: When? Answer: Soon Question: Under what organization? Answer: Stayed tuned..." -Renzo Gracie, against that guy one tweet above this?
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"For those of you who speak Spanish, we launched a Twitter account en español yesterday. @ufchoy" -UFC
"Yo folks, here it is, me vs. Monson in the advanced absolute finals of the US Open.http://tinyurl.com/mcd4hn" -Jason High, took on 250 lb Jeff Monson in a grappling tournament.
"Off to Orlando for this EA Sports thang! Free Kami! Thats my brutha!" -King Mo, on Okami being in the Preliminary Card again..
"Thanx 4 the compliments on my hair!Wanted to change it up with the pony :). I'm listening to Guns N Roses~November Rain. Getting Chills!!" -Arianny Celeste
"These guys are about to fight!! http://twitpic.com/g17zd" -Urijah Faber
"Best fighter in the world and my personal fav! We match!" -Arianny Celeste
"http://twitpic.com/flacr Uk fans pick up a copy of Sports magazine, I'm in it ;)" -Arianny Celeste
"http://twitpic.com/fmt5c one champion and one future champion" -Gabriel Gonzaga, won his UFC 102 fight.
"Vintage 1 denim fits so gooood... :) and I'm a fan of Rhianna..Cool!!" -Arianny Celeste
"My handy dandy x ray glasses r entertaining me while I wait, plus the coffee is giving me a buzz!" -Arianny Celeste, I don't think that's just coffee then..
"Sweet treat at Tao..going home soon. Need sleep for project\magic tommorow. Vintage 1..come see me! #fb http://mypict.me/uS38" -Arianny Celeste, oh snap!
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New quote of the day for Tito
“With great stupidity comes great challenge”
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Sep 2, 2009 9:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes he is
Wow. This dude across from me on the train smells fucking terrible.
But I think I know where he gets it….
Watching my dad tell the bar trivia unit “fuck you” repeatedly ftw.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Sep 3, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Esther was at the Portland airport I can guarantee you the roach in her croissant bag was not of the multi-legged variety.
watchkalibrun.com
by Nick Becker on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
lol. Actually, I was at the Orlando Airport. What’s worse is that I bought the croissant, folded the bag closed tightly, put it in my backpack — proceeded to fall asleep on the plane because I got up at 4 am after only an hour of sleep, and woke up in LA, hungry. I get off the plane, get my bags and sit outside waiting for the bus, ready to eat my croissant and there the damn thing is. It was about an inch long too.
Wheee.
by allelbows on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sue them! …or take beautiful pictures of the roach…then sue them!
hahahah :)
but seriously though, that sucksssss. That also happened to my friend while eating chinese food, and the roach was on the chili.. It was hard to see at first, and he had already took a few bites before he noticed one of the legs in the chili.. eughhh.
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arianny
why the obsession with this girl? I dunno… she just dosent do it for me. If anything I think her tweets are annoying.
(nh)
Dont get down on Forrest, no one has moves like Anderson Silva.
by ryanwk628 on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol,
i think she seems pretty down to earth & comes off not stuck up at all. Plus she is smoking hot, so…..
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
by dnevil001 on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she is faarrrrrrrr beyond smoking hot
IMHO.. I’m in love with that girl, my gf and i have celeb hookups( one person who each other could f—k without the other being pissed) and i have replaced jessica alba with arianny
by amadeus on Sep 2, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is hilarious...
Me and my friends talk about our “Top 5” all the time, and my free pass used to be Jessica Alba. I have since replaced her with Arianny. Glad I’m not the only one!
Contributing writer for MMA-Analyst.com
by Joe Schmitt on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call
Jessica Alba dated Derek Jeter. Jeter is reknowned for, uhm, his infectious ways…
/allegedly
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually know someone who worked on an alba movie set and said she had herpes (of the mouth). I forced that out of my mind when i saw Into the Blue. NICE BUM WHERE YA FROM
by amadeus on Sep 2, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really think that if the UFC wants to appeal to both male and female demographics they need to stop all this bullshit objectifying womens bodies. When I watch TUF with my girl and they flash a huge shot of Arianny’s ass between rounds, it gets kind of awkward.
for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.
by Bandaka on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, your girlfriend doesn't like ripped, shirtless dudes?
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when they flash a shot of arianny’s ass, i’m too busy drooling for it to be awkward.
by amadeus on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be into dudes
not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Sep 3, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how Silva looks like some dorky I.T. guy. At the weigh-ins I almost didn’t recongize him.
by darkside3744 on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He is like the real-life version of Peter Parker.
for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.
by Bandaka on Sep 2, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they did.
That’s the plan for 103, though.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"saticafic"
Was trying to figure out if I was an idiot for thinking this was not a word or if Tito was trying to create his own language.
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
by dnevil001 on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha – me too!
I was about to grab the Oxford, but then realized it was Tito and that he invents words all the time!
I am the bastard love child of Junie Browning and Diamond Dave Kaplan.
by The_Gaijin on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry, anytime Tito says something that you don’t understand it is NEVER your fault.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Sep 3, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Anderson and Gonzaga and picture =
Anderson Silva has spoken about being open to a move up to heavyweight, but has ruled out any talk of facing the champion Brock Lesnar.
"I might, but it’s Rodrigo [Nogueira]’s division, so it would have to be just a superfight, not a run for the title," he told Tatame TV during the UFC 102 weekend.
http://www.fightersonlymagazine.co.uk/news/viewarticle.php?id=3023
by Nick Thomas on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson seems all over the map lately. Beyond his desire to fight Roy Jones, I have no idea what this guy is thinking.
I love me some Sexyama!
by pud333 on Sep 2, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably something like "is there anyone who can take me?"
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually......
Probably something more like “is there anyone I can take home with me?”
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Sep 3, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jason High is the Lando Calrissian of MMA.
for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.
by Bandaka on Sep 2, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still cringe at Ewan McGregor’s “not even the younglings” comment. And I HOWL with laughter when Hotalie Portman cries “IS IT TRUE YOU KILLED YOUNGLINGS” askpjldfsadkj;lfsa
Thanks, George.
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your Favorite Fighters Are On Twitter
See what they all have to say. Their Tweets are pretty good most times.
http://thedragonzone.com/site/blog/2009/following-fighters-on-twitter/
by TheDragonZone on Sep 2, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Spammity spam spam
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want an order of eggs, spam, spam, bacon, spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage, spam, spam.
by Zack Gobie on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at Carwin's comment
" It is not my fault people can’t make it out of the 1st round. Lord knows I am not training for 2 minute fights"
Truly brilliant.
Though I have a weird feeling the Lesnar fight won’t last that long either.
I finish beers at 1:55.
by ihateemo on Sep 2, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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