Andrei Arlovski on Bully Beatdown [Thursday at 9:30 PM EST on MTV]

They might wanna give Andrei the headgear for this one.

by nastyem on Sep 16, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs

Ouch…harsh.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Sep 16, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That didn’t take long :)

I love me some Sexyama!

by pud333 on Sep 16, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh man! you are the first person ever to say such a witty thing!!!!! soooo original!!!!

:::fart noise:::

by FiatJustitiaRuatCaelum on Sep 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fail noise.

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by Ozzz on Sep 17, 2009 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Arlovski is going to beat tubby all around the ring…I might actually have to watch this episode. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Sep 16, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thats what they said before the Brett Rogers fight

by ryanwk628 on Sep 16, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A tubby man with training beats a tubby man without training 10 times out of 10. lol A big guy who knows how to fight will always have that puncher’s chance.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Sep 16, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOOOSHH

by ryanwk628 on Sep 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where did krazy horse factor into this equation?

by natyong on Sep 16, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I was that bully, I would run.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Sep 16, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When those kids are talking to him, AA has the “I have no idea what youre saying” look going on

by ryanwk628 on Sep 16, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

by GregS123 on Sep 16, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never make fun of Andrei Arlovski if you have tits.

Keep firing Assholes!

Protect your caterpillar from Kimbo Slice.

by Ubernoober on Sep 16, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah Tim Sylvia.

by szucconi on Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Andrei looks like that crazy type that would actually beat the shit out of that stunt guy.

by grein on Sep 16, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

With all that pent up aggression of losing two fights in a row…oh yeah…I could see this going terribly for Mr. Tubbs.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Sep 16, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He moved into my house uninvited and knocked up my sister???

Can they at least TRY to make this sound plausible?

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Sep 16, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

i thought he said knocked OUT my sister. i dont know which is worse for the brother…

by bluejitz on Sep 16, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They should throw his sister in the cage with Arlvoski for bangin’ such a lumpy tool.

by nottheface on Sep 16, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"my sister" is codename for...

…the dog.

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by Ozzz on Sep 17, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got the perfect BGM for this.

You don't look like a Tanaka.

by spectaa on Sep 16, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

That’s just wrong. And by wrong I mean awesome. Good song.

by thekiltedwonder on Sep 16, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1. Arlovski ground game looks good in that promo
2. Be honest, if you were that guy wouldn’t you shit a brick seeing Arlovski walking into the cage.

by nottheface on Sep 16, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

#2. Yep. Exactly what I was thinking. I can’t believe they had Andre come in against some delusional fatty. Yoinks.

I thought the same thing when Jay Alverez came in against the other lightweight guy. That just ain’t fair.

by Dooda on Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s Eddie Alvarez, and that was the first time I actually felt bad for the Bully.

This is the second.

Hopefully the bully doesn’t have a decent uppercut.

by Screwface on Sep 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Wow. I didn’t know that bully’s had a great big titty committee. This guy is the president/founder. I can’t wait for Thursday night. This is going to be the ass whooping of all ass whoopings!!!

by flickgrifter on Sep 16, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This looks dangerous

I bet the fight stops within 20 seconds when they go to the striking round. Body shot-dead.

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by Day Man on Sep 16, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When Andre just stood there and stared at the guy, blood came out my nose and a little bit out my eyes.

by Dooda on Sep 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Thats a one scary Russian.

man i missed seeing AA do some good things, he is one of my fav fighters of all time. hopefully he can get his shit together and get back on top.

by 1WAYtiket on Sep 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So this is where Affliction stars go to die..

by bigweeze on Sep 16, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That would be strikefarce. Jk, Fed’s one of my fav fighters.

by EchoHead on Sep 16, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

…Did I see that right? Did he roll for an arm bar the WRONG WAY?? Arlovski needed to turn to face his opponent…basically he just went for an omoplata from mount. headdesk

by gzl5000 on Sep 16, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs