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Sean Sherk Legitimately Injured

Loretta Hunt reports:

Sherk’s injury was scrutinized, however, when it was reported that he had been scheduled to take a drug test with the California State Athletic Commission required for his re-licensure that same week.

The injury is painfully real, according to medical documents received by Sherdog.com.

Sherk suffered a "Grade II AC separation" in his right shoulder, according to an MRI report prepared by the Center for Diagnostic Imaging in St. Louis Park, Minn.

Click here to read Sherk's MRI report.

University of Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford sustained a similar injury last week and will sit out at least two weeks to a month’s worth of play. Sherk, who still can’t lift his arm 10 days after the accident, hopes to resume training in a couple of weeks as well.

Neither athlete will need surgery, though Sherk said he is disturbed by assumptions made about his situation that aim to damage his reputation.

"I’m not dodging a drug test," Sherk told Sherdog.com Monday. "I just took a drug test three months ago. I know I’m going to get drug tested. I’ve been drug tested probably more than any other fighter in the world."

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Did Sherk send them these medical reports? If not I dont see how this is legal.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Sep 10, 2009 8:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

He probably sent the documents. Would he really answer their questions if they stole his medical documents?

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How would he have known they had them if they chose not to tell him? They could have just said they were doing a story on him.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Sep 10, 2009 9:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

You’re reaching pretty hard to pull a conspiracy out of nowhere. Dude went above and beyond to attempt to prove that he was clean the last time he tested positive. It’s not a leap to figure out that he gave them the report.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not trying to pull a conspiracy I just don’t understand why they wouldn’t just say that Sherk sent them the reports instead of “according to documents obtained by Sherdog” or whatever it is they said.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Sep 10, 2009 9:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's Sherdog trying to sound Reporter-y

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sherdog would be in SERIOUS trouble

if they had those documents without Sherk’s permission. HIPPA don’t play, my friend. Two dozen staffers at a CA hospital got fired just for looking at Britney Spears’ files when she went nutso.

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by duck on Sep 10, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like he did.

Sean takes the whole steroid thing very seriously after his fiasco in California. I’m sure he wanted to squash the rumors of him ducking the drug test rather than letting them fester.

by Steve4192 on Sep 10, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad that he had to release them just to squash online rumors.

Sherk may or may not have used roids, but his case was such a disaster that I don’t put much stock in it. CSAC screwed things up so bad that had this been the WADA, the case would have been dropped.

Regardless, this will dog him for the rest of his career.

by Lynchman on Sep 10, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Landis's case was botched to

Even the arbitrators voted 2-1 in Tyler Hamilton’s case. They still banned both guys. No one reasonably thinks either of those guys weren’t doping.

Even if Sherk was injured he could have made the drug test…In any case look at the dude, do you really think he isn’t on roids…His holier than though attitude is a joke, reminds me of Rafael Palmero.

Look I don’t really care if guys use, but when people and especially people in the media (Iole, Gammons} defend their favorite stars its pretty comical.

by SES 84 on Sep 10, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if Sherk was injured he could have made the drug test

But why would he?

If he was injured and off the card, why would he go in for a drug test? That’s just silly.

by Steve4192 on Sep 10, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To avoid the suspicsion of doping

This guy has tried so hard to clear his name “supposedly”. If he was clean you go to the damn drug test…Maybe, I don’t know after getting injured he thought Roids would help him recover.

by SES 84 on Sep 10, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waste of money and time..

He has to pay for the drug screenings & would of had to take time out to do so.. The guy is injured.. Point in case ..

Stop reaching…

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by MMAuthority on Sep 10, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We wouldn't accept this in any other sport

Right or wrong I don’t know, but MMA fans have a different standard.

I don’t care about doping controls. They ruin sport when you start kicking out all the good athletes, but lets not pretend nothing is going on here.

From every other sport…cycling, baseball, cross country skiing…Whenever there is smoke there is fire.

by SES 84 on Sep 10, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And whenever a guy separates his shoulder, we don’t expect him to fly across the country to piss in a cup so that he can get a license that he will probably never use.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’ll never fight in California? Why would you think that?

That’s not what he said originally, or what he clarified to the fight nerd. He actually said he’d never fight in CA while they had the same people on the athletic commision.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he said that he doesn’t want to fight in CA.

Even if he fights again, the licenses only last for a year. If he gets licensed last week, and doesn’t fight there for a few months (which is a given, since the UFC doesn’t have any shows planned there) he’s paying for something he doesn’t need.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a) You didn’t read my second paragraph did you – he said he didn’t want to fight in CA because he didn’t trust some people on the commission – people who are now gone. He doesn’t have a problem with California, he had a problem with the CSAC.

b) Getting the license renewed is easy compared to getting a new license.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he mentioned in the sherdog article that he still had reservations about fighting there, he just needed to takke a fight.

Renewal is easier, but it also costs money. Why would you get the license if you weren’t going to use it?

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To get that pesky drug test out of the way?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The test was scheduled for the beginning of september. The only card scheduled to be in CA before Dec 5th is UFC 105, which he now is out of because of injury. So assuming he doesn’t miss any more time because of the fight the earliest he could fight in CA would be december (this is unrealistic because the card around New Year’s is almost always in Vegas, so now we’re into January) before there is any chance of him fighting in CA.

Why would he fly halfway across the country, while injured, to get a license that he definitely can’t use 25% of, and there’s a good chance he won’t need at all?

If they showed up to his house for the test and he said, “I’m out of the fight, I don’t need a license, I’m not taking it,” then I’d be suspicious. Hell, I was suspicious when the story first broke, but when you get word that the injury is real, I don’t know why there are any more suspicions.

Taking that drug test 3 months before a fight (absolutely bare minimum) does not do anything for anyone, especially because no one would find out about the test if he passed. He says he’s passed 7 drug tests in the last 15 months, how many of those have we heard about?

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And trust me, I think it would be better if the fighters were always licensed to fight everywhere. But due to the separate commissions in each state, and the fact that the UFC doesn’t go to CA often, it doesn’t really make sense for UFC fighters to be licensed in CA 24/7.

It’s something that this test was being done so far out. When this thing happened with Diaz it was a week or 2 before, this is almost 2 months out.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to know when he applied for the license there. Instead of being months before the event, it might have been days after the application. Anybody know?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we accept in in EVERY sport

you’re wrong, and reaching. Unless you’ve seen Sherk inject himself, or put the saline on his ass for him, you’re trolling and spreading useless rumors. I even hate the title of this article.

by amadeus on Sep 10, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna stop…I could go on about how I heard the same things with accusations about Clemens, Ortiz, Jan Urlich, Floyd Landis, etc. etc, but clearly no one wants to hear it. The BE community here has an attitude on doping that is outside the mainstream standards for every other sport…
I don’t know if that’s wrong. I think the baseball writers are kinda silly, but it is what it is.

by SES 84 on Sep 10, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How would you like to sit in a plane for a few hours with a separated shoulder?

Travelling with injuries is a horrible thing to do. Why do it if you don’t have to?

He already has the question mark against his name on the roids issue, so screw flying across the country to take a drug test when alot of people will think you are on it anyway.

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by Well Read Idiot on Sep 10, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly. We had this discussion when he originally pulled out of the fight. Going through with the rest is completely pointless.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh this makes no sence. No one if going to spend money that is useless. Getting a licence when your night fighting is like getting a car but telling them to keep the wheels.

by Riley_96 on Sep 10, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really get what you wrote there...

…because I think you posted before you proofread, but:

He wasn’t just getting tested for the fight, he was getting tested to get a license in California, something he’ll definitely need in the future.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When/where/why? The license is only good for a year, and there’s a very low possibility he’ll be scheduled to fight in Cali in the next year. There’s no “need” to do it until he’s healthy and scheduled to do it. It’d be a waste of time otherwise. You’re still just trying to push the fact that he ducked the test, which he did not.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what i meant was, why get a licence that was not going to be used. If he waited to get a licence when he actual;ly fought he had a year to renew and may have got two fights out of it but right now hes lucky if he would even get one fight from it. So beasically what i meant was you can get a car without wheels yeah its cool to have but it does not serve any purpose same with his licence in this case.

by Riley_96 on Sep 10, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would he complete the process of getting licensed if he is not going to fight? Your statement makes no sense. He was injured, but should hop on a plane and go to Cali? He should pay a few thousand dollars for no reason.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Under the WADA guidelines, Sherk’s case would have been dropped. That is reality. There were gaps in the chain of custody, they could not place the location of the samples for a couple of days. Sherk’s case was a major reason that the CSAC made many of the changes they did, including moving testing to the WADA lab at UCLA.

Sherk has passed at least two random tests since returning.

He may have been on roids, but the CSAC case was so poorly handled, you can’t use it as gospel. They lost paperwork, can’t account for the damn samples for days at a time. Can’t list everyone that handled it. Then tried to cover that up after the fact.

I am all for stricter testing and more random testing. But I am not going to hang a guy without proof. Your argument that he is using is:

In any case look at the dude, do you really think he isn’t on roids

Using that logic, 99% of MMA fighters (Roy Nelson excluded) are roid users. Hell, 90% of all athletes are roid users.

Is it a problem? Absolutely, but I am not burying anyone without proof.

by Lynchman on Sep 10, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're up for burying Barnett with me?

Meet up around my place at 9. Bring a shovel. :-)

More seriously: a list of steroid users that have been caught does give one pause on making accusations based on body type: Royce Gracie, Tim Sylvia, Josh Barnett, Hermes Franca – from those guys you’d think that steroids made you fat and sloppy.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are Orioles fans

who will tell you Raffy was innocent, that Tejada spiked his meds after he found out Raffy was sleeping with Tejada’s wife. No lie, that story is out there. And there’s anecdotal evidence from former teammates of Raffy’s to support the possibility that that’s what happened.

Just sayin’.

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by duck on Sep 10, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why we don't listen to O's fans

(And I’m surrounded by them.)

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by jemaleddin on Sep 11, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does this jibe with Dave Meltzer’s report that Sherk was injured AFTER he was already to have reported to the CSAC for testing?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HE’S HURT. He’s not dodging. Let it go.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I say that? Did I say anything of the sort?

You’re getting more tiresome to read than me. :-)

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not so sure, when you’re saying stuff like “To get that pesky drug test out of the way?” repeatedly.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that’s a no? I’m not saying those things? Huh.

Maybe you should take your own advice and “let it go.” :-)

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meltzer said “word of the injury got out” that day (9/2).

The mri report is dated 8/28

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah – that explains it. Thanks!

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel bad for sherk and all the bad publicity he gets for that positive drug test which i think is almost two years ago… really gay how people give him all this shit when he went so out his way to prove his innocence and the commissions really did do a atrocious job handling his case. i never questioned the truth behind his recent injury there is no need to see his personal medical documents thats a bunch of bull

by buttters on Sep 10, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a) It’s really stupid to use “gay” to mean “bad.” Note to the mods: I’m not saying butters is stupid. I’m saying butters is acting acting stupid. Personal pet peeve.

b) I think that the only reason his case seemed so strong is that he tried it in the court of public opinion while the CSAC didn’t. In point of fact, his lawyer brought up a number of ways his sample could have been tampered with, but didn’t indicate that it was tampered with, who would have done so or what reason they would have. Seemed like a lot of “who shot john” to me.

c) His defense was quite odd: he said that he didn’t have any steroids in his urine, but that the testing equipment wasn’t cleaned properly and he was getting somebody else’s steroids mixed in with his sample. Then he said that his urine did have steroids but that they were from some of the more than 30 supplements he was taking. Huh?

As for the truth behind his recent injury: all we can know is that he is definitely injured. We’re just in the dark as to whether or not he’s clean now.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think it’s fair to say we’re in the dark as to his steroid use any more than we’re in the dark about all professional athletes.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Although I also understand that getting caught does open the door to more suspicion.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. (Look – we agree!)

And the best way to defuse that suspicion appears to begin with making an open, honest confession. I mean, is anybody still holding a grudge about Hermes Franca?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If someone really believes they are innocent, and has pleaded innocence for a long time, flipping the script and copping to cheating is probably not the best move. Sometimes even the thinnest of logic when it comes to your innocence plea will convince a lot of people. I think he’d do more harm to his already-damaged cred if he did a 180 now. Franca was honest from the start. Sherk might still really believe he didn’t cheat.

As for the testing though, if he gets tested for a fight he’s not even participating in, or goes into Cali to get his license renewed and passes a test there…a lot of people are STILL going to be suspicious. He’s made his own bed for sure, but no matter what he does from here on out, he’s never going to convince everyone of anything.

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta say: I don’t think you give people enough credit. Folks will forgive a LOT. Admittedly I’d still root against him, but that’s just because of his lame stand-up and his half-dimensional ground game. :-)

I don’t know what Sherk should have done, but I know what I would have done in his position: take every test offered to him.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just think it’s too late for honesty. And you’re right, I don’t give people enough credit. : )

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by Beer Monster on Sep 10, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is never too late for honesty.

If Alex Rodriguez was not in NY, people would not give two shits about him using. And if Barry Bonds would have just apologized, & maybe not broke Hank Aaron’s record, people would forgive him as well. The American public is always waiting for a good apology & comeback story to get behind.

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by dnevil001 on Sep 10, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except Pete Rose. That motherfucker can twist.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly… Pujols could be juicing, many of our favorite football players from the 70s/ 80s probably juiced, before steroids there was metamphetamines in their coffee, HGH still cant be viably tested.

The fact is, in every sport, every situation people are constantly looking for an edge. Constantly. Every athlete, good public perception or bad. What if Micheal Phelps were to test positive now, would that cast a shadow on his records? We just need to get beyond all the heresay and live and die strictly by tests. If they test positive, then go after them. But we can’t bring all these witches to trial by drowning them to see if they float. We need to believe the better, maybe think the worst, and get over it.

by amadeus on Sep 10, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember Ken Rosenthal writing a column and going on Mike and Mike saying the suspiscion about David Ortiz wasn’t fair…Even though his increase in numbers warranted suspisicon. Then a week later the positive test came out…

I don’t know if there is a right answer, but it goes both ways. In the 90s all the baseball writers shut up about steroids and the situation only expanded. I don’t know what the right standard is, but its not never talk about it.

by SES 84 on Sep 10, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the thought of pujols getting caught for the juice chokes me up a bit inside… still i am not surprised they caught manny. honestly though i would be super pissed if pujols came up positive

by buttters on Sep 10, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except those that get regular testing. Yes?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine, so no more than cyclists, “big 4 athletes” (in season only) and every MMA fighter who has a fight tomorrow. We’re in the dark about everyone else.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad but true.

Can anyone explain why Sherk doesn’t just stick to the “approved” list of supplements?

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m unaware of any list existing outside of one circulated by the NFLPA, and that’s separate testing, so I’m not sure if that list would apply.

He said in the article that he’s down to 12 supplements.

by Phildo on Sep 10, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the olympic committee also had a list…

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol my bad about bad the context i used “gay” in.. not an excuse but its totally unconscious due to the fact that i live in so cal basically on campus at my college and a ton of people around me use it in that context… il be sure to check myself when posting from now. guess its kinda how i hate it when i visit SFSU and everyone says “hella” annoys the hell out of me.. on a different note. i dont doubt a lot of fighters juice but for all different yet similar reasons. i doubt sherk is still juicing even out of competition now just because the tests are now (random)… i dont know jack of coarse im just speculating but its a thought. also i think a lot of the literature quoted in the articles released on various mma sites about sherks statements could be held as illegitimate.

by buttters on Sep 10, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

We all know that Butters isnt gay………. just a little bi-curious

by MrBlond3 on Sep 10, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL maybe i missed that episode

by buttters on Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did I know jemaleddin would be all over this? lol!

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by xFenixKnightx on Sep 10, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because I’m committed to getting to the bottom of what’s going on with Sean Sherk?

[Or it could be that it offers opportunities to make fun of cheaters. That never gets old.]

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no internet here at work, except for my lunches so I copy and paste all the MMA news here and other sites and email it to my work email and read the posts and comments. Basically lurking without actually being online. I caught the last Sherk fiasco you were involved in. It was very entertaining. Thanks! =) Thats all Im saying. lol

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by xFenixKnightx on Sep 10, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m here just to entertain you, good sir.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 10, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude if he passed his next 12 tests you would still shit on him so wyy do you even bother? If he passes he cycled it out, or found some way to mask it either way your witch hunt will go on

by Riley_96 on Sep 10, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EXACTLY THE RIGHT METAPHOR

Because I’m actually sitting outside his house with a torch, a pitchfork, and an elaborate portable dunking booth.

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by jemaleddin on Sep 11, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CSAC on the phone "Mr Sherk we need you to do a random drug test"

Sherk’s reply "sure no problem, I’ll be there in the morn……..ahhhhh……my shoulder……I just now busted up my shoulder on my kitchen cabinet…..ahhhh…….

silence for a moment……………………………………………..

Sherk “Sorry guys, I’m off the card.”

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Update On SRC x DREAM NYE Event
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Fantasy match-making in the UFC Light HW Division
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Mixed Martial in South Asia
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Some interesting tidbits about WEC from the UFC Fight Club Q & A session (via Sherdog):
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Article about Ontario MMA Sanctioning

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